Jonno White
Dec 19, 202226 min
1. “What, like it’s hard?” — Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
2. "People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like 'D**n. I got myself a fan club.'
3. "Power is being told you’re not loved and not being destroyed by it.” – Madonna
4. “Pressure creates diamonds.”
5. “Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back leading the pack.”
6. "What good is money if you can’t use it to strike fear into the hearts of your fellow men?” – Montgomery Burns
7. "The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself.” – Eddie Vedder8. “Sauced up on the walk up.”
9. “When all is said and done, you’ll believe God is a woman.” – Ariana Grande, ‘God is a Woman’
10. "Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
11. “I respectfully don’t care.”
12. “Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?” Rihanna, Needed Me
13. "I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel. I lit that b*tch up myself.” – Unknown
14. “The world is being run by savages wearing corporate business suits.” – Steven Magee
15. “It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I’m not alive for that purpose.” – Warsan Shire
16. “Why chase you when I’m the catch?”
17. “Be a badass with a good ass.”
18. "A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.” — Queen Clarisse Renaldi
19. “I don’t sweat for pounds, or inches, or a dress size. I sweat to make my outside match my inside.” – Amber Dawn Hunter
20. "You’re a million miles too close.” ― Jonas Brothers
21. "If you treat me like an option, I'll leave you like a choice.
22. “I don’t work in an office but they’re still out here copying me.”
23. "Civilize The Mind, But Make Savage The Body.” – Ancient Chinese Proverb
24. "Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it.” -Dwight D. Eisenhower
25. "There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.” — Will Rogers26. “You wanted fire? Sorry, my speciality is ice.” – Veronica Lodge
27. "Be savage, not average.
28. “Better to be strong than pretty and useless.” – Lilith Saintcrow29. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.”
30. “I like me more than pizza.”
31. “Just because I’m sassy and have a mouth on me doesn’t mean I’m coming from a negative place.” – Kesha
32. "Breakup with your girlfriend, yeah, yeah, ’cause I’m bored.” ― Ariana Grande33. “Your life isn’t yours if you constantly care what others think.”
34. “Catch flights, not feelings.”35. “Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly.”
36. "I’m permanent. You can’t erase me.” ― Shawn Mendes37. "If you hear a voice within you say ‘you cannot paint,’ then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.” – Van Gogh
38. "I can resist everything, except temptation."— Oscar Wilde
39. "If I had any talent in the world... I would be a great diva."— Ruth Bader Ginsburg
40. "I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone.” — D. H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley’s Lover
41. "You will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle.” – Nicole Polizzi
42. “In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.”
43. “Life is like photography, we develop from negatives.”
44. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill
45. "You don't deserve my tears. I guess that's why they ain't there."— Beyoncé46. “Never did he fail to respond savagely to the chatter of the squirrel he had first met on the blasted pine.” – Jack London
47. “When in doubt, freak ‘em out.” – Sharon Needles
48. “A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.” – Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries
49. “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.” — Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls
50. "Next time you all see someone call a little girl bossy, you walk right up to that person, big smile, and you say, 'That little girl's not bossy. That little girl has executive leadership skills.'"— Sheryl Sandberg
51. "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” — Oscar Wilde
52. “Savage, not Average”
53. “I’m too busy writing history to read it.” – Kanye West
54. “Don’t be proud if everybody wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.”
55. "Cheers to my Haters, There is so much more to come!!!” — Leonardo DiCaprio
56. “Look, I don’t mean to be a bitch… well, actually I do.” Santana Lopez, Glee
57. "I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a b-tch, okay.” — Madonna
58. “Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything.”59. "Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.” – Russell Warren
60. “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” – Mark Twain
61. “Bitches get stuff done.” Tina Fey
62. “You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice.” – Veronica Lodge, Riverdale
63. "I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I’m out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” — Marilyn Monroe
64. “You’re not going to tell me who I am.” – Nicki Minaj
65. “This ain’t a race but I still take first place.”66. "Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!” – Angelica
67. “My attitude is a result of your actions, so if you don’t like my attitude, blame yourself!”
68. "I’m gracing you with my presence.” – Kourtney Kardashian
69. "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” — Winston S. Churchill
70. “Don’t get too comfortable, they never stay.”
71. “Be as picky with men as you are with selfies.”
72. “Just like the alphabet, I come before U.”
73. "The question isn’t who is going to let me: it’s who is going to stop me.” — Ayn Rand
74. “When it comes to cursing I am an Artist .” Elaaz Allouane75. “You’re a million miles too close.” – Jonas Brothers, ‘You Just Don’t Know It Yet’
76. “Never retract, never explain, never apologize. Just get things done and let them howl.” — Nellie McClung
77. “The brave die never, though they sleep in dust: Their courage nerves a thousand living men.” – Minot Judson Savage
78. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” Oscar Wilde
79. "They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.” —Kanye West
80. "It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” — Mark Twain
81. "Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together."— Elizabeth Taylor
82. "Savage and unpredictable, a woman, like the sea, takes what she wants and spits the remains back into the boiling cauldron of humanity.” – Virginia Alison
83. "Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.” — John Bender
84. “I’m none of your business.”
85. "There is one rule, above all others, for being a man. Whatever comes, face it on your feet.” – Robert Jordan
86. "You wanted fire? Sorry, my speciality is ice.” — Veronica Lodge
87. “That’s for me to know and for you to dot dot dot.” — Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries
88. "I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.” – Unknown
89. “I am responsible for what I say, not what you understand of it.”
90. "Just because I’m sassy and have a mouth on me doesn’t mean I’m coming from a negative place.” – Kesha
91. "Please don't ever think that I need you in my life ... cause at one point we didn't know each other and I was doing just fine.
92. "Having a v*gina does not stop me from believing my balls are bigger than yours.” – Suits.
93. “Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.”
94. “If you’re not going to swim deep with me then get out of my waters.” – Bridgett Devoue
95. "If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.
96. “I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.”97. "You don’t deserve my tears. I guess that’s why they aren’t there.” — Beyoncé
98. “Not your speed so catch up or get left behind.”
99. “Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you.”
100. "There's no 'we' in fries.
101. "Respect your haters; they’re the only ones who think you’re better than them.” – Unknown102. "Mountains are Savage but what is the best part about them? They bring people Closer.” – Tanveer Mazhar103. “Love me or hate me, I’m still gonna shine.”104. "They say good things take time ... that's why I'm always late.
105. "I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter and too hot for you.
106. “Me, jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.”
107. “You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” Winston S. Churchill
108. "My motivation is being the best. Pretty simple and straightforward.” –Brian Shaw
109. “Power is being told you’re not loved and not being destroyed by it.” – Madonna
110. “I just figured if I’m going to be a mess – might as well be a hot mess, right?” — Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
111. "I think it all comes down to motivation. If you really want to do something, you will work hard for it.” –Edmund Hillary
112. "Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.” – Nishan Panwar113. “You can’t sit with us!” — Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls
114. “Why do they call it Crush? Because that’s how you feel when they don’t feel when they don’t feel the same way in return.”115. "I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.116. “It’s about time. Where’s my throne?” – Hannah Marin, Pretty Little Liars117. "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.” – Raylan Givens118. "Too hot too handle, too cold to hold!” ― Randy Savage
119. “Get on my level.”
120. "The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” ~ Mark Twain
121. “I don’t know how to phrase this exactly but what the fuck?” Lev Grossman, The Magician’s Land
122. “Don’t take revenge from people just out of anger; make them learn a lesson from that revenge.”
123. "I'm not bossy, I'm the boss."— Beyoncé
124. "Sweet as sugar. Cold as ice. Hurt me once, I'll break you twice.
125. "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde
126. “Savage: A badass who did something nobody else had the balls to do.”
127. "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” — Sacha Guitry
128. “God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.” – Farrah Fawcett
129. “If they want to be a problem, they’ll have to answer to me.” – Garnet, Steven Universe
130. “I use the negativity to fuel the transformation into a better me.” – Beyoncé
131. “Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.” — John Bender, Breakfast Club
132. "Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body."— Lady Gaga
133. “You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.” — Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
134. "I don’t dislike my haters, they dislike me. I’m doing nothing wrong, I’m just being me.” – Unknown
135. "I’m gracing you with my presence.” — Kourtney Kardashian
136. “Mad woman, bad woman that’s just what you are, Yeah you’ll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car.”
137. “I found your nose, it was all up in my business again.”
138. “Savages are made from broken love and trust.” – Jordan Hoechlin
139. "Are you free tomorrow? No, I'm expensive.
140. "Smile, because it confuses people. It’s easier than explaining to people that what is killing you from inside” – Batman Darknight.
141. “That’s for me to know and for you to dot dot dot.” – Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries
142. “I am not apologizing for who I am.” – Donna
143. “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.” Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls
144. “In this deck, I’m the king, and you’re the joker.”
145. “It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.” – Howard Ruff
146. “If you’re testing my waters, you better know how to swim.”
147. “I, too, am beginning to feel an immense need to become a savage and create a new world.” – August Strindberg
148. "I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. Its because of them I’m doing it myself.” – Albert Einstein149. "A man cannot destroy the savage in him by denying its impulses. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
150. "I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.” – Madonna
151. "Someday is not a day of the week.” – Denise Brennan-Nelson
152. “They can’t leave us hangin’, no, no, not no more, best believe.” – Logic, ‘Keanu Reeves’
153. "The characteristic feature of the loser is to bemoan, in general terms, mankind’s flaws, biases, contradictions, and irrationality-without exploiting them for fun and profit.” – Nassim Nicholas Taleb
154. “If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will.”
155. “I’m everything you want but can’t have.”
156. "You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.” – Blair Waldorf157. “Smile, because it confuses people. It’s easier than explaining to people that what is killing you from inside” – Batman Darknight
158. "It’s better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.” — Emiliano Zapata
159. "Focused. Intelligent. Motivated. Oh, and cute.
160. “I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart.” – Sia, ‘Elastic Heart’
161. “Having a vagina does not stop me from believing my balls are bigger than yours.” Suits
162. “Having a v**ina does not stop me from believing my balls are bigger than yours.” – Suits
163. “Oh, I am sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.”
164. "You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
165. "The world is being run by savages wearing corporate business suits.” – Steven Magee
166. “Fall down seven times, get up eight.” – Japanese Proverb167. "Savages are made from broken love and trust.” – Jordan Hoechlin
168. “If you hear a voice within you say ‘you cannot paint,’ then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.” – Van Gogh169. "If you’re not going to swim deep with me then get out of my waters.” — Bridgett Devoue
170. “I don’t need your situation.” – Jordyn Woods
171. “Push that snooze button and you’ll end up working for someone who didn’t.” – Eric Thomas
172. “Thank you, next.”
173. “Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.” – Bruce Lee
174. “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.” Raylan Givens
175. "Nobody can understand what you’re feeling unless they burn the way you burned."— Rihanna
176. “Dear haters, I am flattered that I’m always a trending topic in your life.”177. "Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.” — Lady Gaga178. "I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.” — Maya Angelou
179. “If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.” – Katharine Hepburn180. “You’re way too short to get on this ride.” – Shawn Mendes, ‘Show You’
181. “I reject your reality and substitute my own.” – Adam Savage182. “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
183. "Haters are the people who will broadcast your failures and whisper your success.” – Will Smith
184. "The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for pizza.
185. “If you want something said, ask a man: if you want something done, ask a woman.” – Margaret Thatcher
186. “A man does what he can; a woman does what a man cannot.” – Isabel Allende
187. “Civilize The Mind, But Make Savage The Body.” – Ancient Chinese Proverb
188. "Take my number down, I just might hit you.” ― Lauren Jauregui
189. “The best is the enemy of the good.” – Voltaire
190. "Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”- Harvey Specter.
191. "If I ever let my head down it will be just to admire my shoes.
192. “Instead of saying ‘Have a nice day’ I think I’ll start saying ‘Have the day you deserve’. You know. Let karma sort this out.”193. “The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” – Nassim Nicholas Taleb
194. “I need a room full of mirrors so I can surround myself around winners.”
195. "I keep it real cause I'm not afraid to make enemies.
196. “People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.”
197. “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” – Harvey Specter
198. “I am learning to love the sound of my feet walking away from things not meant for me.” – AG
199. “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” Harvey Specter.
200. “Let me blow your mind.” – Eve, ‘Let Me Blow Ya Mind (feat. Gwen Stefani)’
201. "Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.” — Megan Fox
202. “The question isn’t who is going to let me: it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand
203. “If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.” – Meghan Trainor, ‘Me Too’
204. "Look, I don’t mean to be a btch…well, actually I do.” — Santana Lopez
205. “You can’t move mountains by whispering at them.” – Pink
206. “I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.” — Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
207. "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” – Winston S. Churchill
208. "No matter how good you are at planning, the pressure never goes away. So I don’t fight it. I feed off it. I turn pressure into motivation to do my best.” –Ben Carson
209. “You’re italic, I’m in bold.” – Billie Eilish, ‘Copycat’210. “I’m throwin’ shade like it’s sunny.” – Nicki Minaj, ‘Want Some More’
211. "It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.” — Tallulah Bankhead
212. “Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.” Megan Fox
213. “The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse.”
214. “Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.” – John Bender, Breakfast Club
215. “She didn’t care that people called her a bitch. ‘It’s just another word for feminist,’ she told me with pride.” Gayle Forman, If I Stay
216. “Silent but deadly.”
217. "Cancel my subscription because I am done with your issues.
218. "Behind every successful person lies a pack of Haters! I love my haters!” – Gloria Tesch219. “You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” – Winston S. Churchill
220. “You don’t deserve my tears. I guess that’s why they ain’t there.” Beyoncé
221. “This is my cup of care. Oh Look, It’s Empty.”
222. “Being so bad got me feeling so good.” – Demi Lovato, ‘Sorry Not Sorry’
223. “Know yourself, know your worth.” – Drake, ‘0 to 100’
224. “The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself.” – Eddie Vedder
225. “Off guard but one point.”
226. “Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.”
227. "Have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time.” – Maya Angelou228. “Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn’t be done.” – Amelia Earhart
229. “Any man who neglects his conscience is a dangerous animal.” – Suzy Kassem
230. "I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.” — Blair Waldorf
231. "If you’re going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill
232. “I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl.” – Kelly Rowland, ‘Crown’
233. "The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra
234. “I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.” Madonna
235. “Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?” – Rihanna, ‘Needed Me’
236. “You do realize, makeup isn’t going to fix your personality, right?”
237. “The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra
238. "I reject your reality and substitute my own.” — Adam Savage
239. “Never retract, never explain, never apologize. Just get things done and let them howl.” Nellie McClung
240. “If you don’t like my attitude, Quit talking to me.”
241. “Have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time.” – Maya Angelou
242. “I’m permanent. You can’t erase me.” – Shawn Mendes, ‘Aftertaste’
243. "Anyone could be savage. Everywhere could go dark.” – Maya Jasanoff
244. "I’m single because I was born that way.” — Mae West
245. “Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.” Fall Out Boy, Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
246. "If you touch me, I’ll provide you with the opportunity to see if you can heal yourself.” – Richelle Mead
247. "God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.” – Farrah Fawcett
248. "It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I’m not alive for that purpose.”
249. "If it is not a fit place for women, it is unfit for men to be there.” — Sojourner Truth
250. "Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
251. “The uglier the Snapchat, the closer the friendship.”
252. “Outta sight but still on your mind.”
253. “Savage and unpredictable, a woman, like the sea, takes what she wants and spits the remains back into the boiling cauldron of humanity.” – Virginia Alison
254. “It is so weird being my own role model.” — Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
255. “I finally wanna forget about you.”
256. “I never trust a narcissist, but they love me.” – Taylor Swift, ‘I Did Something Bad’
257. "A man does what he can; a woman does what a man cannot.” – Isabel Allende
258. “Don’t check for me, unless you got a check for me.”
259. "I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.” – Muhammad Ali
260. "It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt."— Mark Twain
261. "If I had any talent in the world… I would be a great diva.” — Ruth Bader Ginsburg
262. "Next time you’ll see someone call a little girl bossy, you walk right up to that person, big smile, and you say, ‘That little girl’s not bossy. That little girl has executive leadership skills.'” — Sheryl Sandberg
263. “There is one rule, above all others, for being a man. Whatever comes, face it on your feet.” – Robert Jordan
264. “Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.” – Henry Rollins
265. “Thick thighs, thin patience.”
266. “I keep it real cause I’m not afraid to make enemies.”
267. “You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice.” — Veronica Lodge, Riverdale
268. “Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.” – Fall Out Boy, ‘Thnks Fr Th Mmrs’
269. "Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.” ~ Bruce Lee
270. “It’s Mista steal-yo-girl.”
271. “Take me as I am or watch me as I leave.”
272. “It is so weird being my own role model.” – Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
273. "I am a woman phenomenally. Phenomenal Woman, that’s me.” — Maya Angelou
274. "Fall down seven times, get up eight.” – Japanese Proverb
275. “You’re italic, I’m in bold.” Billie Eilish, “Copycat”
276. “Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?”
277. "No, I’m not a snack at all. Look, baby, I’m the whole damn meal.” — Lizzo
278. “I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.” – Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
279. “If you expect to rise from the ashes, you have to embrace the burn.” – Kat Savage
280. "I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” ~ Jimi Hendrix
281. “So blunt you can smoke my truth.”
282. "I am thankful for all of those who said no to me. It's because of them I’m doing it myself.” — Albert Einstein
283. “Proof that I can do selfies better than you.”
284. “Look, I don’t mean to be a btch…well, actually I do.” — Santana Lopez, Glee
285. “Does my sparkle burn your eyes?”
286. "Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.” ~ Henry Rollins
287. “Mountains are Savage but what is the best part about them? They bring people Closer.” – Tanveer Mazhar
288. "I want a bf — and by bf I mean a Benjamin Franklin as in a hunnit dolla bill boy bye.
289. “Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.”
290. “I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.” – Muhammad Ali
291. "There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.” – Mark Twain
292. “Humble with just a hint of Kanye.”
293. “Walk it like I talk it.”
294. "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” — Robin Williams
295. “Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.”
296. "If you expect to rise from the ashes, you have to embrace the burn.” — Kat Savage
297. “You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.” – Blair Waldorf
298. "Learn to use the criticism as fuel and you will never run out of energy.” – Orrin Woodward
299. "If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote.
300. “My mother’s death put me in touch with my most savage self. As I’ve grown up and come to terms with her death and accepted it, the pieces of her that I keep don’t exist materially.” – Cheryl Strayed
301. “It’s ok to disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.”
302. “You are allowed to be both a masterpiece and a work in progress simultaneously.” – Sophia Bush
303. "Don’t worry about the haters… They are just angry because the truth you speak contradicts the lie they live.” – Unknown
304. "I never trust a narcissist, but they love me.” ― Taylor Swift
305. “I don’t have to be an expert. I just have to care.” – Mariska Hargitay
306. “Guy, she’s a keeper but you didn’t keep her.”
307. “Cold as ice.”
308. "Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!” — Groucho Marx
309. "Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.” -Lou Holtz
310. “There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.” – Mark Twain
311. “You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.” – Marcus Aurelius
312. “Most people want to fly first class, I want to own the damn plane.”
313. "If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.” ― Meghan Trainor
314. “I’m the girl Harry Styles daydreams about.”
315. “Braless is flawless.”
316. “Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.” Johnny Carson
317. "Extreme liberalism is not a political philosophy. It is a mental disorder.” — Michael Savage
318. "I am learning to love the sound of my feet walking away from things not meant for me.” – AG
319. “I’m a boss and I shine like gloss.” – Doja Cat
320. "People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
321. “Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.”
322. “Too hot too handle, too cold to hold!” – Randy Savage
323. "You’re on a different road, I’m in a milky way, you want me down on earth, but I up in space.” – Unknown
324. "I can resist everything, except temptation.” — Oscar Wilde
325. "Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.
326. “I embrace mistakes, they make you who you are.” – Beyoncé
327. “I’m that bitch. Been that bitch, still that bitch. Will forever be that bitch.” Megan Thee Stallion, Savage
328. "You are allowed to be both a masterpiece and a work in progress simultaneously.” — Sophia Bush
329. “I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel. I lit that up myself.”
330. "It’s about time. Where’s my throne?” – Hannah Marin
331. “I either find a way or make one.”
332. "Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage? F— your white horse and a carriage.” — Rihanna
333. "Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.” – Farrah Gray
334. "I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.” — Muhammad Ali
335. "Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
336. “Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.” – Russell Warren
337. “Respect The Unexpected.”
338. "The question isn’t who is going to let me: it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand
339. “It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”
340. "Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back leading the pack.” – Unknown
341. “Focused. Intelligent. Motivated. Oh, and cute.”
342. “Sweet like honey but watch out for my sting.”
343. “Sweet as sugar, cold as ice, hurt me once, I’ll break you twice.”
344. “The characteristic feature of the loser is to bemoan, in general terms, mankind’s flaws, biases, contradictions, and irrationality-without exploiting them for fun and profit.” – Nassim Nicholas Taleb
345. “What, like it’s hard?” – Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
346. “The queen has arrived.”
347. “You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.” – Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
348. “Judge me when you become perfect.”
349. “Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking!” – Jenna, 30 Rock
350. "My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
351. "Out of the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today.
352. “If it is not a fit place for women, it is unfit for men to be there.” – Sojourner Truth
353. “What good is money if you can’t use it to strike fear into the hearts of your fellow men?” – Montgomery Burns
354. "Be a stiletto in a room of flats.
355. "Too glam to give a damn.
356. “50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.”
357. “Life goes on, with or without you.”
358. "Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
359. “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.”
360. “Why so salty?”
361. “A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.” — Queen Clarisse Renaldi, The Princess Diaries
362. “They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.” – Kanye West, ‘Start It Up’
363. “If you treat me like an option, I will leave you as a choice.”
364. "Never retract, never explain, never apologize. Just get things done and let them howl.” — Nellie McClung
365. “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.” – Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls
366. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” — Groucho Marx
367. "The best is the enemy of the good.” – Voltaire
368. "Isn’t it kind of silly to think that tearing someone else down builds you up?” – Sean Covey
369. "It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.” – Howard Ruff
370. "It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.
371. “I’m way too exclusive, I don’t shop on Insta’ boutiques.” Megan Thee Stallion, Savage
372. "Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back leading the pack.
373. “If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.” Katharine Hepburn
374. "I get what I want, like it or not.” — Charli XCX
375. “Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking!” — Jenna, 30 Rock
376. “It’s about time. Where’s my throne?” — Hannah Marin, Pretty Little Liars
377. “What are we? Humans? Or animals? Or savages?” – William Golding, ‘Lord of the Flies’
378. "Someday I want to be perfect; until then, I’ll be happy being incredible.” — Maxine Cartoons
379. "I’m a boss and I shine like gloss.” — Doja Cat
380. "You wanted fire? Sorry, my speciality is ice.” – Veronica Lodge
381. "It is so weird being my own role model.” – Mindy Lahiri
382. "An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
383. “Your opinion of me doesn’t define who I am.”
384. "That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
385. “Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.” Madonna
386. “Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich want those leftovers too?”
387. "You can’t move mountains by whispering at them.” – Pink
388. “Someday is not a day of the week.” – Denise Brennan-Nelson
389. "Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn’t be done.” — Amelia Earhart
390. “I refuse to be put in a box.” – Jennifer Lopez
391. “I get what I want, like it or not.” – Charli XCX, ‘Femmebot (feat. Dorian Electra and Mykki Blanco)’
392. "Why chase you when I'm the catch?
393. "The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” – Nassim Nicholas Taleb
394. "I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart.” — Sia
395. “I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.”
396. “Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.” – Farrah Gray
397. “Take my number down, I just might hit you.” – Lauren Jauregui, ‘More Than This’
398. “I don’t put up with being messed around, and I don’t suffer fools gladly. The short version of that is that I’m a bitch.” Robin McKinley
399. “Make them stop and stare.”
400. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde
401. “Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.” – Liz Taylor
402. “Shuffle the deck, I’m queen of the pack.”
403. “You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.”
404. “Roses are read, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.”
405. “If I’m going to be a mess, might as well be a hot mess.”
406. “I’m not petty I’m disrespectful and I will straight up disrespect you if you want to play that petty game. Your feelings will be hurt.”
407. "Being so bad got me feeling so good.” ― Demi Lovato
408. “You turned the page. I burned the book.”
409. "Any man who neglects his conscience is a dangerous animal.” – Suzy Kassem
410. "Let me blow your mind.” — Eve
411. “Half Goddess, Half Hell.”
412. "It’s ok to disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.” – Unknown
413. “I’m a savage – classy, bougie, ratchet, sassy, moody, nasty.” Megan Thee Stallion, Savage
414. “Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan.” – Larry Winget
415. "Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.” -Bo Bennett
416. “I wear all black to remind you not to mess with me, because I’m already dressed for your funeral.”
417. "A champion needs a motivation above and beyond winning.” -Pat Riley
418. "This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's empty.
419. “I’m allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.”
420. “Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold.”
421. “Baby, just don’t give a damn.” – BTS, Song Lyrics: ‘Love Maze’
422. "Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” — Phyllis Diller
423. “No pen or paper, but I still draw attention.”
424. “If they want to be a problem, they’ll have to answer to me.” — Garnet, Steven Universe
425. “Never Settle.”
426. "You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
427. “My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.”
428. “If you touch me, I’ll provide you with the opportunity to see if you can heal yourself.” – Richelle Mead
429. "You don't like me? That's a shame. I'll need a few minutes to recover from the tragedy.
430. "I don’t care what you think about me; I don’t think about you at all!” — Coco Chanel
431. “If they stay behind you, protect them. If they stay beside you, respect them. If they stand against you, destroy them.”
432. “You can’t compete, you don’t compare.”
433. “It’s better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.” – Emiliano Zapata
434. "Chin up princess or the crown slips.
435. “I’ve always been famous, it’s just no one knew it yet.” – Lady Gaga
436. “Ugh, as if!” — Cher Horowitz, Clueless
437. "I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.” — Beyoncé
438. “No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.”
439. “Ugh, as if!” – Cher Horowitz, Clueless
440. “No, I’m not a snack at all. Look, baby, I’m the whole damn meal.” – Lizzo, ‘Juice’
441. "I don’t have to be an expert. I just have to care.” – Mariska Hargitay
442. “Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.”
443. "I'm not mean, I'm brutally honest. It's not my fault truth hurts. Here's a band-aid.
444. "Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan.” – Larry Winget
445. "Wanting something is not enough. You must hunger for it. Your motivation must be absolutely compelling in order to overcome the obstacles that will invariably come your way.” –Les Brown
446. “Be You. The world will adjust.”
447. "I am not apologising for who I am.”- Donna
448. "If they want to be a problem, they’ll have to answer to me.” — Garnet
449. “You can’t sit with us!” – Gretchen Wieners, Movie: ‘Mean Girls’
450. "I don’t have time, energy, or interest in hating the haters; I’m too busy loving the lovers.” – Steve Marabou
451. “5’1 but my attitude 6’1.”
452. "Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” – Taylor Swift
453. “They told me I couldn’t, that’s why I did.”
454. "There’s nothing a man can do, that I can’t do better and in heels.” — Ginger Rogers
455. "Push that snooze button and you’ll end up working for someone who didn’t.” – Eric Thomas
456. "Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking!” — Jenna
457. “If you don’t like how the table is set, turn over the table.” – House of Cards
458. “Too glam to give a damn.”
459. "I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl.” —Kelly Rowland
460. "Never did he fail to respond savagely to the chatter of the squirrel he had first met on the blasted pine.” – Jack London
461. “Does it bother you that I’m unbothered?”
462. “I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” – Jimi Hendrix
463. "Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.
464. "I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.” — Gretchen Wieners
465. "If you don’t like my attitude, Quit talking to me.” – Unknown
466. “Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” – Taylor Swift, ‘Blank Space’
467. “I am a woman phenomenally. Phenomenal Woman, that’s me.” – Maya Angelou
468. "If you don’t like how the table is set, turn over the table.” – House of Cards
469. “I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. Its because of them I’m doing it myself.” – Albert Einstein
470. "Life is short. Make every hair flip count.
471. “Anyone could be savage. Everywhere could go dark.” – Maya Jasanoff
472. “Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.”
473. “I’d rather me someone’s shot of vodka than everyone’s cup of tea.”
474. "I don’t sweat for pounds, or inches, or a dress size. I sweat to make my outside match my inside.” – Amber Dawn Hunter
475. "Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” — Harvey Specter
476. “I just figured if I’m going to be a mess – might as well be a hot mess, right?” – Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
477. "I just figured if I’m going to be a mess – might as well be a hot mess, right?” – Mindy Lahiri
478. "You’re going to have haters and you’re going to have lovers.” – Nicole Polizzi
479. “On to the next one.”
480. "Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody.
481. “Don’t get bitter, get better.” – Alyssa Edwards
482. "I embrace mistakes, they make you who you are.” – Beyoncé
483. “When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care.” – Kim Kardashian
484. "You’re way too short to get on this ride.” – Shawn Mendes
485. “Keeping it 1, double 0.”
486. "Better to be strong than pretty and useless.” – Lilith Saintcrow
487. “I’m gracing you with my presence.” – Kourtney Kardashian
488. "I’m throwin’ shade like it’s sunny.” — Nicki Minaj
489. "5'2 but my attitude 6'1.
490. "If you want something said, ask a man: if you want something done, ask a woman.” – Margaret Thatcher
491. "People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” –Zig Ziglar
492. “I won’t be remembered as a woman who keeps her mouth shut. I’m okay with that.”
493. "To anyone that ever told you you’re no good… They’re no better.” – Unknown
494. "What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
495. “Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!” – Angelica, Rugrats
496. “You can’t spell awesome without ME.”
497. “Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!” — Angelica, Rugrats
498. “A man cannot destroy the savage in him by denying its impulses. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
499. “Cancel my subscription because I am done with your issues.”
500. “God + Goals, Growing + Glowing.”