Jonno White
Dec 20, 202216 min
1. “Look at my son! Tearing down the walls I built to keep him safe!” – Wilbur Soot
2. “I’m aware of that… but sometimes, in order to feel comfortable and safe, you have to be ready to give up the things that you’re worried you might lose. ” – Wilbur Soot
3. “The roads are my home as horizon’s my target/ If I keep on moving, never lose sight of it/ Treating my memory of you like a fire, let it/ Burn out, don’t fight it and try to move on. ” – Wilbur Soot, Song: “Since I Saw Vienna”, Album: “Your City Gave Me Asthma”
4. “I thought I couldn’t love anymore/ Turns out I can’t/ Not for the same reasons as before/ I use everyone I ever meet/ I can’t find the perfect match/ Abuse those I love. ” – Wilbur Soot, Song
5. “Do you want to do competitive solitaire again?”
6. “You and Wilbur now have a baby brother!”
7. “I know I’m forgetful, I know I’m an amnesiac, and I know I’m the comic relief in all of your stories, but I still feel this! I still feel things, and I try my best to make sure no one else feels it!” – Wilbur Soot
8. “Most of your issues in life are due to the fact you can identify problems but lack energy and devotion to fix them; and so instead, you take the easy route so as to avoid the sense that you may fail. ” – Wilbur Soot
9. “Life is just a contentious cavalcade of sadness that only serves to deepen my misery and further me into a pit of despair. I cry and look to the sky but no one answers. Is there a God? What God would curse one of his children to this life. ” – Wilbur Soot
10. “There’s been so many great artists throughout history; there’s been — Picasso, you got Van Gogh, you got Wilbur Soot, you know. And they all went through a crippling depression. ”
11. “I am the gilding of the gold
12. “I’m a 24-year-old man pretending to be a high-pitched ghost on a Minecraft server!”
13. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m super dead. ” – Wilbur Soot
14. “Why do I want a cigarette? And whiskey? And protein powder?” – Wilbur Soot
15. “Tommy, are we the bad guys?” – Wilbur Soot
16. “Guess who’s back!” Karl suddenly gasped and turned around in Sapnap’s lap. He excitedly looked up to see their small duck fiance sitting on top of Sapnap’s head.
17. “2 to the 1 to the 2 to the 3. Please get Tommyinnit off my screen.”
18. “I thought I couldn’t love anymore/ Turns out I can’t/ Not for the same reasons as before/ I use everyone I ever meet/ I can’t find the perfect match/ Abuse those I love. ” – Wilbur Soot, Song: “Your Sister Was Right”, Album: “Your City Gave Me Asthma”
19. Calm yourself, have some blue
20. “I know what I’m like… and that’s the issue. ” – Wilbur Soot
21. “T-tubbo please-” Tubbo angrily pointed at him and backed away from the giant, putting more space between them.
22. “Tommy, women are temporary. Revolution is forever. ” – Wilbur Soot
23. “If you plan to fight for L’manberg, be prepared to die for it. ” – Wilbur Soot x OC, From “Her Melody”
24. “Dad... how in the world do you keep letting that happen?” Phil sat up and groaned into his hands.
25. “Tubbo, you are president of a crater... Enjoy.”
26. “History is written by the winners. ” – Wilbur Soot
27. “A villain is just a hero you haven’t convinced yet. ” – Wilbur Soot
28. “Wilbur! I need you to take Tommy! Techno can finish dinner, I need assistance!”
29. “Please, have some blue, calm yourself.”
30. “Who’s my little champion?” – Wilbur Soot
31. “Wait, but where is Tommy- oh.” Wilbur laughed a bit as he noticed the small red figure crawling through Phil’s wings. Phil sent him a pleading look which made Wilbur laugh harder before he carefully reached his hands into the feathers and scooped Tommy out. Wilbur quickly deposited his tiny brother on top of his fluffy hair and turned back to Phil.
32. “Silly motherfucker with his arms in the air, silly motherfucker with his arms in the air, get out of here, silly motherfucker. Look at him!”
33. “What happened, big man?” Tommy sniffled and burrowed himself into Tubbo’s hands. Tubbo would’ve laughed at the situation if it wasn’t for the fact that Tommy was obviously distressed about something.
34. “ah yes bsoiso s man”
35. “If you can’t beat em, break into their house. ” – Wilbur Soot
36. “I have so much stuff I could be doing… like jacking off!”
37. “I thought when I get older/ I’d marry her, I told her/ Now I’m twenty-six, and I work in an office/ Nine till five’s not the best, I’ll be honest/ If I could change a single thing/ I’d make it me and not him. ” – Wilbur Soot, Song
38. “Life is just a contentious cavalcade of sadness that only serves to deepen my misery and further me into a pit of despair. I cry and look to the sky, but no one answers. Is there a God? What God would curse one of his children to this life. ” – Wilbur Soot
39. “I know what I’m like.. and that’s the issue. ” – Wilbur Soot
40. “There is so much more to the world… You can go and explore it. It’s all yours. ” – Wilbur Soot
41. “It’s over.”42. “I hope you don’t mind… I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words; Most of your issues in life are due to the fact you can identify problems but lack energy and devotion to fix them and so instead take the easy route so as to avoid the sense that you may fail. ” – Wilbur Soot
43. “History is written by the winners. ” – Wilbur Soot
44. I know what I’m like. . and that’s the issue. Wilbur Soot sayings
45. “In order to insult me , I must first value your opinion. ” – Wilbur Soot x OC – Book Two, From “Their Symphony
46. “Fundy is in desperate need of a father figure. Certainly. And I owe it to myself to make up for what I did. I need to make up for what I did. ” – Wilbur Soot
47. “Look at my son! Tearing down the walls I built to keep him safe! ” – Wilbur Soot
48. A villain is just a hero you haven’t convinced yet
49. “In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. ” – Wilbur Soot x OC – Book Two, From “Their Symphony
50. “Phil, kill me.”
51. “Gay fricken bird shack. Pog.”
52. “One moment Wilbur. I think I found a gremlin.” With a grin, Techno wrapped his tail around Tommy to make sure he wouldn’t fall and lifted him to be in front of him. Tommy laughed as the tail carried him through the air. Wilbur couldn’t stop his own smile at the sight of his brother being so obviously happy.
53. “It’s time to blow up everything!”
54. “It was never meant to be.”
55. “If you can’t beat ’em, break into their house. ” – Wilbur Soot
56. “THE THING I BUILT THIS COUNTRY FOR DOESN’T EXIST ANYMORE!”
57. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m super dead. ” – Wilbur Soot
58. “Fundy needs a dad. For sure. And I need to make up for what I did. I gotta make up for what I did. ” – Wilbur Soot
59. “You know it takes a lot to move me/ So if you figure it out, tell me/ I trace figures on your smile lines/ Work a formula to cure me? ” – Wilbur Soot, Song: “La Jolla”, Album: “Your City Gave Me Asthma”
60. “YOU’RE GOING TO KILL CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST! ” – Wilbur Soot
61. “Thank you two so much.”
62. “I want to fuck the brown m&m.”
63. “Kissing is just when you pogchamp really close to each other. ” – Wilbur Soot
64. “Wilbur, he’s so tiny. How in the world would that not happen, especially with how curious he gets?” Wilbur laughed and reached a hand into his hair to ruffle Tommy’s hair. He was surprised to find that Tommy had passed out and snuggled into Wilbur’s hair, sound asleep.
65. “MY L’MANBERG PHIL! MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY, FOREVER UNFINISHED! IF I CAN’T HAVE THIS, NO ONE CAN PHIL!”
66. “I am a slow-burning fuse. I am a long, slow-burning fuse, but I’m telling you now, over the next couple of weeks, I’m gonna be a different man than the one Jschlatt crossed. I can feel it. And maybe this new man will be open to a Technoblade. ” – Wilbur Soot
67. “Every time go into the button room and I try my best but I don’t succeed, I get what I want, but not what I need – it’s Coldplay. ” – Wilbur Soot
68. “No! No, you don’t get to apologize! Not after that! Just go!” Ranboo stared wide eyed at Tubbo, tears building up in his eyes and stinging his skin. He scrambled to his feet and looked at Tubbo one last time before slowly walking away.
69. “My unfinished symphony, forever unfinished. ” – Wilbur Soot
70. “My unfinished symphony, forever unfinished. ” – Wilbur Soot
71. “Tommy, I think you should do what your heart tells you to do. Just meet him face to face. ” – Wilbur Soot
72. “I’m still G-G-Ghostbur!”
73. “A villain is just a hero you haven’t convinced yet. ”
74. “Maybe if we all just sixty-nined each other, the world would be a better place. ”
75. “Dad, are you a communist?”
76. “Who’s my little champion? ” – Wilbur Soot
77. “We noticed that you seemed to be rather down lately,” Tubbo spoke up after a few minutes of silence. “And then Ranboo saw an ad for these tiny nerf guns for borrowers. I told him we would be enabling your chaos, but he insisted.” Tommy looked back over to Ranboo, who smiled softly at him and nodded his head. Tommy felt the tears returning, but this time much happier than earlier.
78. “I know what I’m like.. and that’s the issue. ” – Wilbur Soot
79. “Keep me! Keep me!” Now Techno and Wilbur were trying to suppress their own laughter at Tommy’s laughter. They were saved when a grinning Phil walked into the room and grabbed Tommy with a small ‘aha!’
80. “All you are is a monster! Stay the fuck away from me!”
81. “Wilbur you forget yourself" Quackity, you forget where you STAND right next to me.. act like it...”
82. “Phil. Phil what did you do?”
83. “I know I’m forgetful, I know I’m an amnesiac, and I know I’m the comic relief in all of your stories, but I still feel this! I still feel things, and I try my best to make sure no one else feels it!”
84. “Mr. Dreamwastaken owner of the server, excellent fighter, manipulator of the minors. ” – Wilbur Soot x OC, From “Her Melody”
85. “There are so much more to the world… You can’t go explore it. It’s all yours… ” – Wilbur Soot
86. “But I get to decide the name; cummie squad. [Tommy] ‘Wilbur, when my mum asks me what I was doing tonight and I say, ‘I was participating in Cummie squad with a 23 year old man, how do you think she’ll feel then?”
87. “Every time I go into the button room and I try my best, but I don’t succeed, I get what I want, but not what I need — it’s Coldplay. ”
88. “Don’t get me wrong; I’m super dead. ”
89. “Youre uh...you’re tiny?” Wilbur asked after a moment. Kristen laughed softly as she ushered for Wilbur to stick his hand out. The man hesitantly reached out and gulped when the tiny was dropped into his hand
90. “She’s beauty, she’s grace/ She has a profile picture of an anime girl’s face/ Just a single message more/ Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord. ” – Wilbur Soot, Song: “I’m in Love with an E-Girl
91. “It seems you have. Whatever shall we do with this little gremlin?” Wilbur smiled even bigger when Tommy giggled at his words.
92. “Have you not noticed?! Everyone who’s claiming to be on our side, they’re lying to us! Tubbo?! He’s lying to you, man! He- He would drop us at the SECOND he realizes we’re not in the lead anymore!” – Wilbur Soot
93. “There is so much more to the world… You can go and explore it. It’s all yours. ”
94. “DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH THEM.”
95. “It’s time to blow up everything!” – Wilbur Soot
96. “The cruelest kings wear a mask of kindness,” She replied. “Everyone can rise from their downfalls. Others sink further. It’s truly all based on perspective. ” – Wilbur Soot
97. Don’t get me wrong, I’m super dead
98. “There is so much more to the world… You can’t go explore it. It’s all yours… ” – Wilbur Soot
99. “If you can’t beat them, break into their house. ”
100. “Have you not noticed?! Everyone who’s claiming to be on our side they’re lying to us! Tubbo?! He’s lying to you, man! He- He would drop us at the SECOND he realizes we’re not in the lead anymore!” – Wilbur Soot
101. “”If a soldier has no emotion, then he has no spirit. He has no will, no bravery at all,” She explained. “A soldier with passion is better than a soldier who just observes.” ” – Wilbur Soot x OC, From “Her Melody”
102. I’m still G-G-Ghostbur!
103. “I don’t know what is wrong with me/ But I’m scared, pissed off and lonely/ I have trouble speaking to women/ Unless they’re 2D or high definition. ”
104. “Most of your issues in life are due to the fact you can identify problems but lack energy and devotion to fix them; and so instead, you take the easy route so as to avoid the sense that you may fail. ”
105. “Every time I go into the button room, and I try my best, but I don’t succeed, I get what I want, but not what I need – it’s Coldplay. ” – Wilbur Soot
106. “Home home.”
107. “Do you want to do competitive solitaire again? ” – Wilbur Soot
108. “Well I heard there was a special place; where men could go and emancipate; the brutality and the tyranny of their ruler. Well this place is real, we needn’t fret; with Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, fuck Eret; it’s a very big place not blown up, L’manberg. My L’manberg. My L’manberg. My L’manberg. My L’manberg.”
109. “I know what I’m like. . and that’s the issue. ” – Wilbur Soot
110. “Do you want to do competitive solitaire again?” – Wilbur Soot
111. “There was a saying Phil… by a traitor. Once part of L’Manberg… It was never meant to be. ” – Wilbur Soot
112. “Every time go into the button room, and I try my best, but I don’t succeed, I get
113. “You’re back early. Something happen?”
114. “If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit. ” – Wilbur Soot
115. “Shhhh, you’re okay Tubs.” Techno was never the best at comforting someone else. So he was relieved when Tubbo’s tears quickly devolved into small hiccups and whimpers.
116. “You see, the mind has a strange way of making one want to react even in situations where to remain idle would benefit it. The mind always wants to throw water on the grease fire, pull-up into an aerodynamic stall and pick at the scab.”
117. “Please get Tommyinnit off my screen. ” – Wilbur Soot
118. “There’s been so many great artists throughout history, there’s been- Picasso, you got Van Gogh, you got Wilbur Soot, y’know- And they all went through a crippling depression. ” – Wilbur Soot
119. “Somewhere, deep in the ocean/ Some squids congregate on the seafloor/ When a Minecrafter comes down to see them/ They immediately expect the worst to come. ” – Wilbur Soot, Song: “The Squid Song”
120. “Tubbo please, I know that Tommy’s sick but-” Techno’s eyes widened as Tubbo began to get teary eyed and sniffled a couple times. “No no, Tubbo please-”
121. “Don’t get me wrong; I’m super dead. ” – Wilbur Soot
122. “Well, well, well. Look what I found here.”
123. Do you want to do competitive solitaire again?
124. “It’s time to blow up everything! ” – Wilbur Soot
125. “I think I will keep the gremlin, thank you very much.” Techno and Wilbur began to complain that their dad took Tommy when Phil interrupted them. “And I think I remember asking two certain boys if they could make dinner tonight. I wonder who they could be?”
126. I sowed the seeds of peace, and yet I’m the one who pays for war
127. “Wilby and Techie!” Wilbur and Techno both flushed with embarrassment before rushing over to the kitchen to start dinner. Phil chuckled at their response. It seriously seemed like the only person those two would listen to was Tommy. But Phil couldn’t blame them, Tommy was adorable and they loved their tiny boy so much.
128. “I sowed the seeds of peace, and yet I’m the one who pays for war. ” – Wilbur Soot
129. “Wasting your time/ You’re wasting mine/ I hate to see you leaving/ A fate worse than dying. ” – Wilbur Soot, Song
130. “If you can’t beat em, break into their house. ” – Wilbur Soot
131. “I miss Philza… I wonder if he’d be proud of me. ” – Wilbur Soot
132. “I know what I’m like. . and that’s the issue. ”
133. “Did you just call me Wilby?”
134. “Quackity!” The small bird hybrid laughed as Karl scooped him off of Sapnap’s head and pressed him against his cheek. Quackity snuggled back, happy to finally be home with the two he loved.
135. “Botswana, that’s a type of car. No wait, that’s a Volks Wagone.”
136. “Tommy, are we the bad guys? ” – Wilbur Soot
137. “Feeling like a you little whore.”
138. “There WAS a special place… where men COULD go to emancipate… ” – Wilbur Soot
139. “Please get Tommyinnit off my screen. ” – Wilbur Soot
140. *upon hearing incomprehensible demonic screeching* “I don’t speak Spanish!”
141. “There’s been so many great artists throughout history; there’s been — Picasso, you got Van Gogh, you got Wilbur Soot, you know. And they all went through a crippling depression. ” – Wilbur Soot
142. “I know I’m forgetful, I know I’m an amnesiac, and I know I’m the comic relief in all of your stories, but I still feel this! I still feel things, and I try my best to make sure no-one else feels it! ” – Wilbur Soot
143. “The roads are my home as horizon’s my target/ If I keep on moving, never lose sight of it/ Treating my memory of you like a fire, let it/ Burn out, don’t fight it and try to move on. ” – Wilbur Soot, Song
144. “Wasting your time/ You’re wasting mine/ I hate to see you leaving/ A fate worse than dying. ” – Wilbur Soot, Song: “Jubilee Line”, Album: “Your City Gave Me Asthma”
145. “WiLbUr yOu fOrGeT yOurSelF, Quackity, you forget where you STANDACT LIKE IT...”
146. “How on earth could I be saved? When I’m one click away from insane. ” – Wilbur Soot
147. “It better not. Leave.” Tommy practically growled at the other god. They quickly scrambled to their feet and ran off, not wanting to anger the stronger god more. Tommy may still be a relatively young god in god standards, but that didn’t stop him from being one of the most powerful.
148. There was a special place… where men could go to emancipate…
149. “Independence or death. If we get no revolution, then we want nothing. We would rather die than give in to you and join your SMP. ” – Wilbur Soot
150. “Tommy, women are temporary. Revolution is forever. ”
151. “Hey chat, I’ve got to tell you, I’m both controlling and manipulative.”
152. “The thing you’re holding in your hand, Fundy… it’s gonna make me act up if you keep holding that. ” – Wilbur Soot
153. “Maybe if we all just sixty nined each other the world would be a better place. ” – Wilbur Soot
154. “Have you not noticed?! Everyone who’s claiming to be on our side, they’re lying to us! Tubbo?! He’s lying to you, man! He- He would drop us at the SECOND he realizes we’re not in the lead anymore! ” – Wilbur Soot
155. “Sometimes, in order to feel comfortable and safe, you have to be ready to give up the things that you’re worried you might lose. ”
156. “I could give you advice about women. They’re not worth it.”
157. “Ladies and gents, I am a simp loud and proud.”
158. “I’m hungry for love. I’m hungry for pork. I’m hungry for everything in between. And that’s the sooty way. Mwuh. Mwuh.”
159. “Tommy, are we the bad guys? ” – Wilbur Soot
160. “Pathetic little mortal. You really think you can beat me?” Techno took a few steps back. He actually did not believe he could kill the god. He may be a renowned fighter, but that was against other mortals like himself. He was nothing against a god, nobody could defeat them. Only the gods had a chance at defeating other gods.
161. “In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. ” – Wilbur Soot
162. “Calm yourself, have some blue. ” – Wilbur Soot
163. “You spin me right ‘round baby right ‘round”
164. “I planted the seeds of peace, but I’m the one who pays the price of war. ” – Wilbur Soot
165. “Who’s my little champion? ” – Wilbur Soot
166. “I have so much stuff I could be doing like jacking off. ” – Wilbur Soot
167. “Do you want to do competitive solitaire again? ” – Wilbur Soot
168. “I’m the Wayne Rooney of comedy.”
169. “I thought when I get older/ I’d marry her, I told her/ Now I’m twenty-six and I work in an office/ Nine till five’s not the best, I’ll be honest/ If I could change a single thing/ I’d make it me and not him. ” – Wilbur Soot, Song: “Your New Boyfriend”
170. “YOU KNEW FRIEND WAS IN YOUR HOUSE!”
171. “Calm yourself, have some blue. ”
172. “”The cruelest kings wear a mask of kindness,” She replied. “Everyone can rise from their downfalls. Others sink further. It’s truly all based on perspective.” ” – Wilbur Soot x OC, From “Her Melody”
173. “I don’t know what is wrong with me/ But I’m scared, pissed off and lonely/ I have trouble speaking to women/ Unless they’re 2D or high definition. ” – Wilbur Soot, Song: “Internet Ruined Me”
174. “Pigeon! NOOOOOOO!”
175. “You’re going to kill Casper the friendly ghost!” – Wilbur Soot
176. “Just realized there’s nothing stopping me from drinking a lava lamp. ” – Wilbur Soot
177. “The roads are my home as horizon’s my target/ If I keep on moving, never lose sight of it/ Treating my memory of you like a fire, let it/ Burn out, don’t fight it and try to move on. ” – Wilbur Soot
178. “It’s time to blow up everything! ” – Wilbur Soot
179. “I-I didn’t know they were yours! I promise!” They yelped as Tommy sent another column of fire at them, this one being much to close to their face. “It won’t happen again!”
180. “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!”
181. “I’m going to keep you safe, nobody will hurt you.”
182. “I’m a 24-year-old man pretending to be a high-pitched ghost on a Minecraft server!” – Wilbur Soot
183. “In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. ”
184. “I hope you don’t mind I hope you don’t mind That I put down in words; Most of your issues in life are due to the fact you can identify problems but lack energy and devotion to fix them and so instead take the easy route so as to avoid the sense that you may fail. ” – Wilbur Soot
185. “Calm yourself, have some blue. ” – Wilbur Soot
186. “Kissing is just when you pogchamp really close to each other. ”
187. “Look at my son! Tearing down the walls I built to keep him safe!”
188. “TommyInnit, I am a slow-burning fuse. I am a long, slow-burning fuse, but I’m telling you now, over the next couple weeks, I’m gonna be a different man than the one Jschlatt crossed. I can feel it. And maybe this new man will be open to a Technoblade. ” – Wilbur Soot
189. My unfinished symphony, forever unfinished
190. “If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit. ”
191. “Just realized there’s nothing stopping me from drinking a lava lamp. ”
192. “Can you-193. “Absolutely not! You’re upset! We want to help, Tommy. Here,” Ranboo glanced at Tubbo, asking for silent permission. Tubbo nodded at Ranboo and Ranboo knelt down and fished something out of the bag. “We got you something at the store.”
194. “Who’s my little champion?”
195. “N-nothing you should worry about. You two can go hang out.” Ranboo gasped, almost offended at the implication that Tommy thought they would leave him alone like this.
196. “My L'manberg, Phil! My unfinished symphony, forever unfinished! If I can't have this, then no one can.”
197. “I’m gay! I’m gay for the egg!”
198. “YEAHHHH DADDY DREAM!”
199. History is written by the winners. quotes from Wilbur Soot
200. “All you are is a monster!” With G!Ranboo and T!Tubbo :DD