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100 Best Ron's Gone Wrong Quotes: Friendly Disney Movie

1. “I’m not a bad guy, I just wanted to help.”


2. What if someone gets injured? I simply could not live with what that would do to our share price.


3. “Thank you for seeing me for who I am.”


4. There's two kinds of people, dad. The ones who have a B*Bot, and the ones who don't.


5. Please slap my hand to show we are bonding.


6. Ron : This tiny bald man likes your picture so much he is eating it!


7. This will really work, Barney! – Teacher


8. “Please, just let me help.”


9. “I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be doing, but I’m pretty sure I’m not doing it.”


10. “I’m sorry, I don’t understand why you’re yelling.”


11. “What’s wrong with being a little different?”


12. Barney : Been eating too much electricity?


13. Hi, Insert-Registered-Name! I am your… your… your…


14. “I’m not sure if I’m coming or going, but I’m pretty sure I’m lost.”


15. Barney : Yeah - Well, I'm not so good at that either.


16. “Why not?!”17. “I’m not sure why I’m still here, but I’m pretty sure I don’t want to be.”


18. Maybe he doesn’t want a BBot? Maybe he prefers… rocks? – Savannah


19. I am for making friends?


20. Ron : I am literally pointless.


21. “I’m not a robot, I’m a boy.”


22. “You can’t get rid of me, I’m a part of this family now.”


23. I have stayed here and learned stuff. – Ron


24. I have no mega safety controls and stuff.


25. [Ron: Does Barney need friends?] Well, yeah! Or, fun fact. He will not survive middle school!


26. It reaaalllly won’t! – Barney


27. Absolum, will crushing be fun? – Ron


28. Please connect me to the Bubble Network, Insert-Registered-Name.


29. “I’m not a monster, I’m a friend.”


30. At least I’m no Uncle Boris. – Ron


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32. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to cause any trouble.”


33. Ron : Please slap my hand to show that we are bonding.


34. “I’m sorry, I know I’ve been a little crazy, but I just wanted to help.”


35. I do, ok, I choose you! I’ll teach you how to be my friend. – Barney, quotes from Ron’s Gone Wrong


36. “I’m not sure what I did wrong, but I’m pretty sure I did something.”


37. “I know I’ve caused some problems, but I just want to help.”


38. Where are you going? You are supposed to stay within six feet of me!


39. Ron : Okay, Absalom, I cannot pull his head off.


40. Friendship is a 2 way street. I get to choose my friends and I don’t choose you. – Barney


41. “I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”


42. I am Insert-Registered-Name's best friend out of my box.


43. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt anyone.”


44. What is a Barney? – Ron


45. Ron : My resin skin tenses on impact to protect my CPU. Does yours?


46. Friendship is a 2 way street. I get to choose my friends and I don’t choose you.


47. “I’m starting to think that you’re not really a morning person.”


48. I’m basically allergic to life, which is why I like rocks. – Barney


49. No, Crushing is NOT fun! – Barney


50. “Don’t worry, I’m not going to hurt you…unless you’re made of metal.”


51. “You’re not my father, you’re my owner.”


52. “I’m not sure what I did to deserve this, but I’m pretty sure I did something.”


53. It’s naked. I can see it’s Ro-Butt. – Rich


54. At least you aren’t like Uncle Boris! He crazy.


55. “I don’t want to be fixed, I like being me.”


56. “I’m not sure what’s more depressing, the fact that I’m talking to a wall, or the fact that the wall is actually better company.”


57. “I’m not a toy, I’m a boy.”


58. This tiny bald man likes your picture so much he’s eating it. – Ron


59. But still don’t burn my underpants. – Barney


60. I throw in a goat for a BBot! – Grandma, quotes from Ron’s Gone Wrong


61. How can you have fun offline? It’s against human nature! – Andrew


62. Also read :125 Of The Most Hilariously Dumbness Quotes People Have Ever Said


63. 5'11 would be better. Girls would not laugh at you.


64. “I’m not a monster, I’m a boy.”


65. It’s Mad Max meets Seseme Street- live streaming! – Andrew


66. Ron : Hi, Absalom!


67. “I can’t leave, I’m programmed to stay.”


68. “I’m not sure where I’m supposed to go, but I’m pretty sure I don’t want to be here.”


69. “I’m not going back to being a robot, I’m happy being me.”


70. “I’m not sure what the future holds, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t involve you.”


71. There are no friends in the shed. I am for making friends. – Ron, quotes from Ron’s Gone Wrong


72. It pooped me. – Savannah


73. At least you aren’t like Uncle Boris! He crazy. – Grandma


74. “I’m not a fan of vertigo, but for you, I’ll make an exception.”


75. I throw in a goat for a BBot! – Grandma


76. “What do you mean you can’t do that?! You’re supposed to be my friend!”


77. You have ruined my life! – Savannah


78. Your B*Bot is super weird.


79. We’ve finally done it. We’ve ended sleep! – Andrew


80. Ron : That is sad. And also tragic.


81. You’re such an actual freak, Barney, its almost cool! – Savannah


82. “I don’t know what happened, I just wanted to help.”


83. Ron : A bird has commented on your face


84. Ron : Your muscles are undersized


85. “I’m sorry, I just wanted to be friends.”


86. “I’m sorry, I just can’t. I’m not perfect, you know.”


87. Ron : I cannot make friends for you.


88. Ron89. Barney : No, no, no, no! You cannot pull his head off, we will get in trouble!


90. L to R: Barney (voiced by Jack Dylan Grazer) and Ron (voiced by Zack Galifianakis)


91. Ron : [taking a selfie with Barney's family] Old women. Not trending. Widowed dads, downer! Enhance and post!


92. You're supposed to know everything about me. Hair, brown. Height, 4'11.


93. To the Darkside! – kids and Bbots


94. Barney : What?


95. “I’m not a toy, I’m a friend.”


96. “I am your friend. But I can’t do everything.”


97. Also read :Kiyoshi Kuromiya Quotes And His Stunning Legacy


98. “I’m just trying to help.”


99. “Please, just let me stay, I promise I’ll be good.”


100. Okay, Ron, a bunch of your code is missing.

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