Jonno White
Jul 10, 202332 min
1. I prefer my espresso in a martini.
2. After work, we hit the gin
3. Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink.
5. “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ” – Rodney Dangerfield
6. Rum away with me
7. You know what rhymes with Friday? Cocktail
8. When life gives you pineapples, make pina coladas
9. Technically it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there.
10. “You say potato, I say vodka. ” – Karen Walker
11. I take my problems with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila
12. Choose happy…hour.
13. “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger
14. Live every hour like it’s happy hour.
15. “You say potato, I say vodka.” – Karen Walker
16. “As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides.”
17. Every good story starts with happy hour
18. “There’s no absolutes in life, only vodka.” – Mick Jagger
19. Life is a crazy mixture of intoxicating cocktails
20. “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems. ” – Homer Simpson
21. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
22. Olive martinis so much
23. Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail
24. “Drink like there’s no Monday.”
25. A slice of lemon and a glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?
26. Cocktails are way cheaper than therapy
27. “Happy hour is the best hour.”
28. I prefer Tom Collins over Tom Cruise.
29. “I prefer my espresso in a martini.”
30. “Wine + Dinner = Winner”
31. I tried to say no to vodka, but it’s 40% stronger than me
32. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.”
33. Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink champagne
34. Time flies when you are having a cocktail
35. Strong women need strong drinks.
36. 24 hours a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not
37. Don’t think about the cocktail, drink cocktail
38. “Here’s to good drinks, good friends, and great memories”
39. Beers too many more cheers
40. Use puns or wordplay to make your caption stand out
41. Let the evening be gin.
42. Be happy for this moment.
43. First drink, then let’s think about it
44. “Drink with a smile.”
45. Some call it arrogant; I call it confident.
46. It’s cocktail o’clock
47. “Happy Hour just got happier”
48. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails
49. Go where the Wi-Fi is weak, and the rum is strong.
50. “Here’s to a night filled with laughter and good drinks”
51. Alcohol is the liquid version of photo shop
52. “Cheers to a night of good drinks and good company.”
53. Reality is an illusion that happens due to a lack of alcohol
54. I have feelings about mixed drinks
55. Having some good old-fashioned fun!
56. “If life gives you limes, make margaritas. ” – Jimmy Buffett
57. When life screw u up get yourself a screwdriver.
58. I prefer my cocktails old fashioned
59. Tonight’s forecast? 99% of cocktails
60. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot
61. It’s cosmo o’clock
62. “Drinking and dancing the night away”
63. Gin and tonic, name a more iconic duo
64. “Martinis are the only American invention as perfect as a sonnet. ” – HL Mencken
65. “Scotch: Because one doesn’t solve the world’s problems over white wine.” ~ Anonymous
66. If you visit New York someday don’t ever forget to try the Manhattan delight
67. Eat, Sleep, Cocktail, Repeat.
68. “A slice of lemon and glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?”
69. “The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.”
70. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s kind of the same thing
71. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not
72. Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
73. It is my favorite time of the day
74. “Pork-fection on a plate.”
75. Sometimes I put a splash of orange juice in my champagne
76. Watch me sip, watch me lay lay
77. New rule: all drinks must come in coconut form
78. I wonder if there’s a margarita somewhere out there thinking about me too
79. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.” – Oscar Wilde
80. There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve
81. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. ” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
82. My doctor said I needed to drink more water, so I added ice to my whiskey.
83. There’s always time for cocktails.
84. “Life is too short for bad cocktails.”
85. “Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!” – Unknown
86. High tide or low tide, I’ll be by your side
87. No need to cry over spilled tequila
88. “Cheers to the good life”
89. One drink away from telling everyone what I REALLY think
90. I’m a better person when I’m drinking piña coladas
91. “Here’s to good drinks and great friends.”
92. “Cocktails and sunshine, please.”
93. Sweeter than honey
94. Cry me a whiskey river
95. “Let’s get tropical.”
96. I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me
97. Born to rum
98. If you visit New York someday don’t ever forget to try the Manhattan delight.
99. You’re negroni one for me
100. “Men are like wine—some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ” —Pope John XXIII
101. “Cocktails always get high on girls.”
102. My favorite drink is the next one
103. Happy hour or better call it cocktail hour.
104. Happy hour?
105. Surround yourself with people who are more excited about your birthday than you are.
106. “Hit me with your best shot.”
107. “I drink to make other people more interesting. ” — Ernest Hemingway
108. Happy hour or better call it cocktail hour
109. Keep calm and make yourself a cocktail.
110. Drink responsibly – Don’t spill any.
111. When life gives you lemons, grab the vodka
112. “Cocktails and conversations, my favorite combo.”
113. I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail
114. “If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.” ~ W.C. Fields
115. I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food
116. The greatest adventures happen after cocktails
117. “Hanging with you is gin-credible.”
118. Write several drafts first
119. There is always a happy hour in your day. Make sure to have it
120. Time to become a superhero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle
121. Yes, size matters. Nobody wants a small cocktail
122. Live every hour like it’s happy hour
123. “It’s always happy hour with good friends”
124. “Cocktails bring u the best taste swings.”
125. “Let’s drink to success.”
126. “My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst” ~ Anonymous
127. “For gin, in sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth. ” – Noel Coward
128. Happy hour vibes.
129. Ask a question in your caption to encourage engagement with your followers
130. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. ” — W. C. Fields
131. Make happy hour last all day
132. “Cocktails, because adulting is hard”
133. Whiskey business
134. Bring on the bubbly
135. Alcohol is the liquid version of photoshop
136. Peace, love, and happy hour.
137. Life is better with a cocktail
138. “Drink up, it’s [insert day of the week here].”
139. “Keep calm and give yourself a cocktail. “
140. Did somebody say cocktails?
141. Hydrate responsibly.
142. “But why is the rum gone?”
143. “Confused about your feelings? , Have a blended shot to clear it out.”
144. “I prefer my Cocktail the old style.”
145. “There’s really no wrong way to use a margarita pool. ” – Will Forte
146. “Watch me sip, watch me lay lay” – Unknown
147. The more I think about you, the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail
148. “If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…” — Rupert Holmes
149. I’ll drink to that
150. “It’s a cocktail o clock.”
151. Gym? I thought you said gin
152. “Making Monday a little more bearable”
153. I stay hydrated by adding ice to my cocktail
154. My favorite book: Tequila Mockingbird
155. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams
156. The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink
157. “Trust me, you can dance. ” – Alcohol
158. A Lady, with a glass of cosmopolitan, defines Beauty with class.
159. Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem I guess u already know it
160. I’m in need of liquid therapy
161. “Work is the curse of the drinking class.” — Oscar Wilde
162. What’s the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time
163. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools
164. “He was a wise man who invented beer.”
165. Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life
166. Confused about your feelings? Have a blend shot to clear it out
167. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails are just right.
168. “Cocktails, because sometimes wine is just not enough”
169. Feeling just peachy
170. “Drink and be merry”
171. Looks like this is a gin-gin situation
172. The first five days of the weekend are the hardest
173. Happy hour? Wine not?
174. I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar
175. “She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” — Kate Spade
176. “Save water, drink wine.”
177. “Sip, sip hooray!”
178. Sip happens.
179. Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector
180. Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous
181. Hit me with your best shot
182. My doctor said I needed to drink more water, so I added more ice to my cocktails
183. The more I think about you, the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail.
184. Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails
185. “Uncork and unwind”
186. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
187. It’s a bubbly kind of night
188. I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just at the bar
189. Democratic Party, the Republican Party, Cocktail party
190. “I prefer Tom Collins over Tom cruise.”
191. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. ” – Ernest Hemingway
192. I enjoy long, romantic walks to the bar
193. Whiskey is a great drink? It makes you see double and feel single
194. It’s not as giant as James’ peach, but I like mine just fine
195. All good stories start with cocktails
196. “All is fair in love and beer. ”- Kurt Paradis
197. “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.” ~ Homer Simpson
198. You are the piña to my colada
199. “(The Old Fashioned)… is a member of the cocktail trinity. ” – George Jean Nathan
200. “B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat”
201. Save water. Drink alcohol
202. If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink champagne, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends
203. Cocktails are the other vitamin C.
204. If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink champagne, you’re an amateur, and we can’t be friends
205. “Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.” — Rihanna
206. “Drink in the moment.”
207. A banana has 100 calories, and a vodka soda has 64. Choose wisely.
208. You can’t sip with us
209. Making pour decisions tonight
210. I have mixed drinks about feelings.
211. A love letter to cocktails
212. “Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.” — Rihanna, “Cheers (Drink to That)
213. Time flies when you’re having rum
214. First drink about it, then think about it
215. I always make time for cocktails.
216. “There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking. ” – Benjamin Franklin
217. When life screws you up, get yourself a screwdriver
218. Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic
219. Cocktails are always a good idea
220. “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” ~ Dorothy Parker
221. There is nothing that a glass of cocktail cannot solve.
222. It’s not drinking alone if you dog is home
223. Born to rum.
224. Weekends are only complete with cocktails
225. “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade…and find someone whose life gave them vodka. ” – Ron White
226. Make yourself special by drinking well and more than others
227. “Sipping on sunshine.”
228. “Cheers to the weekend”
229. Whiskey me away
230. Yes, way rose.
231. “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” — Amy Neftzger
232. I’m outdoorsy, meaning I like to drink cocktails on patios
233. Bottoms up
234. “Here’s to another round of laughter and good drinks”
235. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.
236. Always say yes to cocktails
237. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ” — Benjamin Franklin
238. When life screws you up get yourself a screwdriver
239. You’re the mint to my mojito
240. Just need a cocktail to make my mood good
241. If you want to be happy, worry less and drink more
242. I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at cocktails
243. “Happy hour o’clock.”
244. Being a beach lover is one of the things I got right
245. Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had a beer and hot dogs
246. We go together like Fridays and happy hour.
247. If you don’t drink, how will your friends know that you love them at 2am?
248. “Raise a glass to good times and good drinks.”
249. “Making memories one drink at a time.”
250. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
251. My happiest hours include sunset and a boardwalk
252. The only real happy ending is the weekend
253. The inner soul of every girl out there demands a glass of bloody Mary
254. “Drink like you’re living your best life.”
255. “An ocean breeze puts a mind at ease.”
256. A Lady with a glass of cosmopolitan, defines Beauty with class
257. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not
258. “How can you ever be bored on a boardwalk like this?”
259. “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” — Steve Allen
260. “Sip happens at happy hour.”
261. When life gives you lemons, slice them up and make a cocktail
262. Little Miss Martini
263. Champagne is always the answer
264. Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink
265. A party without champagne is just a meeting
266. Vine and dandy
267. If life gives you limes, make a margarita.
268. “I’m a better person when I’m drinking pińa coladas.”
269. “Let’s raise a toast to [insert occasion here].”
270. “I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink. ” – Tom Waits
271. “Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.”
272. “You say potato, I say vodka. ” —Karen Walker, Will & Grace
273. You’re the piña to my colada
274. Yes way Rosé!
275. I prefer my cocktails old-fashioned
276. “Cheers to a night well-drunk.”
277. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” ~ W.C. Fields
278. Call me old-fashioned
279. Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.
280. Sip, sip, hooray!
281. “Tonight’s forecast? 99% of cocktails.”
282. In case of emergency, fill with vodka
283. Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine
284. “I’m not really a social drinker. I would say it’s mostly work-related.”
285. “There’s always time for cocktails.”
286. Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health
287. Old Fashioned Kind of Love
288. “Step Aside coffee This is a Job for alcohol”
289. I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me.
290. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties. ” — Oscar Wilde
291. It’s time to wine down
292. Let’s drink about it
293. “Drinking Rum before 10am makes you a Pirate, not an Alcoholic. ” – Earl Dibbles Jr
294. I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person, and that person drinks a lot
295. 2 best thing about Russia? It’s vodka and Moscow mule
296. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.” — Oscar Wilde
297. Hit me with your best shot.
298. Peace, love, and happy hour
299. Cocktails never let me down
300. “Cheers to a night full of good drinks, good friends, and good memories.”
301. It’s a cocktail o’clock
302. Life is short, order the cocktail
303. God has given you unlimited and countless happy hours, you just need to find and recognise them
304. “Rum is a flatterer, making fools and lunatics. ” – James Lendall Basford
305. Two best things about Russia? It’s vodka and Moscow mule
306. Drinking before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic
307. “I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted. ” — W. C. Fields
308. Snooze, booze, repeat
309. “Drink like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t.”
310. I love water. Especially frozen into ice cubes. Blended with tequila. I love margaritas
311. “Cocktails and good times, always.”
312. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.” – Henny Youngman
313. Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem, I guess you already know it.
314. “Whisky is liquid sunshine. ”- George Bernard Shaw
315. You want to hear to tale, go first grab a glass of cocktail
316. Tonight’s forecast? A 99% chance of cocktails.
317. Little Miss Can’t Turn Down A Cocktail
318. “I worked hard all week to put beer on this table.”
319. Tequila is cheaper than therapy.
320. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
321. “It is true that whiskey improves with age. The old I get, the more I like it.” — Ronnie Corbett
322. “I don’t have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can’t get a drink. ” ― Tom Waits
323. I need therapy, cocktail therapy.
324. “That’s what I do. I drink and I know things. ” —Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
325. “It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.”
326. Girls just wanna have cocktails
327. “Cocktails are just hugs in a glass.”
328. “Mix it up, it’s the spice of life”
329. Happy hour views
330. “B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat.”
331. She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair
332. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ~ Frank Sinatra
333. I worked hard all week to put beer on this table
334. Find me at the counter of cocktails in bars
335. First drink, then let’s think about it.
336. “Cheers to new friends and good times”
337. The best way to thank for a lovely moment is to enjoy it fully
338. There’s no problem a cocktail can’t solve
339. “Here’s to a night filled with good drinks and good memories”
340. Limit yourself to 3-4 hashtags
341. “I do believe it’s time for another peachy adventure.”
342. Knock Knock, it’s cocktail o’clock!
343. “Only, in Haiti, I realized, is it possible to drink rum and haggle with a god. ” – Wade Davis
344. “Sip, sip, hooray”
345. Pretty fly for a Mai Tai!
346. A love letter to Old Fashions
347. Good vibes happen at happy hour.
348. We don’t trust camels or anything that can go a week without a drink.
349. “There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.” – Benjamin Franklin
350. It’s finally Friday, let’s pop the champagne!
351. Political party? No. Cocktail party? Yes
352. Beer. Lime. & Sunshine
353. Drink triple, see double, act single
354. “Take time to coast (and toast).”
355. Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer
356. Fresh for your enjoyment
357. Can’t stop to chat. I’m late for a meeting at wine o’clock
358. “My cocktail = Beer. Lime. & Sunshine.”
359. I followed my heart, it led me to the bar
360. “A drink a day keeps reality at bay” – Unknown
361. Brunch so hard mimosas wanna find me
362. When life throws lemons catch them and make a cocktail
363. “Raise a glass to new beginnings.”
364. “Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.”
365. How Merlot can you go?
366. “Cocktails and dreams.”
367. Wine stains on my glass mean I went to a virtual wine tasting
368. Don’t think about the cocktail. Drink the cocktail
369. Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink
370. “Cocktails and good food, a match made in heaven”
371. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
372. “Cocktails and laughter, the perfect recipe”
373. “Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.” ~ Anonymous
374. Democratic party, Republican party, Cocktail party
375. We all deserve an alcoholiday
376. “Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. ” – Fuzzy Zoeller
377. You can never resist the charm of a cocktail. #cocktailcharm
378. A party without cocktails is just a meeting
379. Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.
380. “The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical. ” – Richard Owen
381. Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
382. “Raise a glass to new beginnings”
383. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.
384. Once upon a time, in a cocktail bar…
385. “Cocktails and good company, the perfect mix.”
386. On cloud wine!
387. “Cheers to a beautiful [insert day/night here]”
388. Bring on the bubbly.
389. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. ” – Mark Twain
390. If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain…
391. “Here’s to another round”
392. You had me at “happy hour. ”
393. “Here’s to a night filled with laughter, good drinks, and unforgettable memories”
394. “I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” ~ Dean Martin
395. “Here’s to a night filled with drinks, dancing, and fun”
396. “I’m in need of liquid therapy” – Unknown
397. Pretty fly for a Mai Tai
398. “Don’t think about the cocktail, drink cocktail.”
399. This senorita needs a margarita
400. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.” — Henny Youngman
401. “Raise a glass to the moment.”
402. You can never resist the charm of a cocktail
403. “Sipping on happiness.”
404. Every hour is happy hour if you’re dedicated enough
405. It’s plain to see, we’re mint to be
406. Mimosas are a good source of vitamin C
407. Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail.
408. Gin and bear it
409. “Cheers to a night of endless cocktails and endless fun.”
410. Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink vodka, and fly
411. “Happiest among all the hours.”
412. Relationship status: in love with cocktails
413. “Sipping on summer vibes.”
414. “I need therapy, cocktail therapy.”
415. Thank you from the bottom of my glass
416. Happy hour views.
417. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is. ” – Henny Youngman
418. “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. ” — Ogden Nash
419. “I always make time for cocktails.”
420. But first, cocktails.
421. “Happy hour views.”
422. “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” – Steve Allen
423. “Surround yourself with people who are more excited about your birthday than you are.”
424. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. ” — Frank Sinatra
425. “Drinking for the moment”
426. “I never go jogging. It makes me spill my martini. ” — George Burns
427. “Shake it off, drink it up.”
428. Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth.
429. Happy hour or better call it a cocktail hour
430. It’s a cocktail o clock
431. My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough champagne
432. The weekend called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails
433. “Trust me you can dance”- Vodka
434. Tequila is cheaper than therapy
435. I’ll be ready in a prosecco
436. Today’s good mood is brought to you by cocktails
437. Yes, way rosé
438. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
439. Friends don’t let friends go thirsty.
440. “Drinking for the love of it”
441. My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst
442. But first, cocktails
443. I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just in a bar.
444. Good times and cocktail limes
445. Just a sip to help me un-wine
446. Bring me the best cocktail in the town
447. Life is better by the beach
448. The best kind of alcohol is: a lot
449. Kids drink beer. Real men go for pitchers
450. Party now, worry later
451. Finish your day sparkling
452. The Vod Squad
453. “Friday called; she is on her way and she is also bringing wine with her.”
454. “Sipping on sweet dreams.”
455. Behind every great night is a cocktail
456. Always find time for the things and people who make you happy
457. Keep it short, sweet, and to the point!
458. “The only cocktail really to rival the martini and its variants. ” – Kingsley Amis
459. “Drink happy thoughts.”
460. “Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong.”
461. I’m a better person when I’m drinking Piña Coladas.
462. “Making memories, one cocktail at a time”
463. “I have mixed drinks about feelings” – Unknown
464. “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world. ” —Jack Nicholson
465. Use descriptive and creative language to describe the taste, smell, and appearance of the drink
466. Give your taste buds a burst of sweet and sour mix #sweetandsourmojito
467. Cocktail are way cheaper than therapy
468. “A party without champagne is just a meeting.”
469. In need of liquid therapy
470. “It is true that whiskey improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ” – Ronnie Corbett
471. Weekend forecast, 100% chance of beer
472. “Be happy for this moment.”
473. I’d give up cocktails, but I’m no quitter
474. “Rosé all day.”
475. “Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar."
476. “Vodka is kind of a hobby. ” —Betty White
477. I can’t drink orange juice neat, please pass the vodka
478. Thank you, from the bottom of my glass
479. It’s wine o clock
480. Why limit happy to an hour?
481. A cocktail a day keeps the worries away.
482. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
483. As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides
484. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
485. “Drink responsibly, but have fun.”
486. I don’t care if someone calls me old-fashioned
487. Stop trying to make everybody happy. You’re not a cocktail
488. Enjoy a taste of heaven.
489. Will you accept this Rosé?
490. Cocktails are always a good idea.
491. I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.
492. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain
493. Happy hour is the best hour
494. “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
495. The more I think about you the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail
496. Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out like margaritas
497. Words can’t espresso how much I love this martini
498. Cocktails are the key to my heart
499. There is nothing that a cocktail cannot solve.
500. Salt, tequila, lime. Repeat
501. “Wasted away again in Margaritaville. ” —Jimmy Buffett
502. ”A medium vodka dry martini, with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. ” – Ian Fleming
503. Liquid calories don’t count
504. The more I think about you, the more I need to drink
505. Friday called. She’s on her way, bringing cocktails!
506. Champagne kisses
507. Some call it self-confidence – I call it cocktails.
508. Happiest among all the hours.
509. Alcohol you later
510. I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail.
511. At times illusion is better than reality, at least you’re getting unlimited cocktails over there.
512. Enjoying life one cocktail at a time
513. Include a strong call to action
514. “Vodka is like water, but with consequences. ” – Tom Rachman
515. Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.
516. Save water and drink cocktails.
517. I have mixed drinks about feelings
518. “Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho!” – Captain Jack Sparrow
519. “I’m in need of liquid therapy”
520. Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
521. Use the caption to showcase your bartending skills
522. I’m a gin-nie in a bottle
523. A cocktail a day keeps the worries away
524. “Drinking for the journey”
525. If you want to start your love story in an amazing way, start it with a cocktail
526. “Drinking for the ‘gram”
527. Want to make me yours? Offer me some cocktails.
528. Alcohol you later.
529. “Life is too short for plain water”
530. I’m a better person when I’m drinking pińa coladas
531. Searching for the best cocktail in town
532. The cocktail is the best drink
533. “Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour when you are fabulous.”
534. “Gonna party like it’s my birthday…’cause it is.”
535. Use emojis and have fun with them
536. “I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. ” – Rodney Dangerfield
537. When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading
538. “Cocktails are more loyal than anyone else.. at least they never let u down.”
539. “Time flies when you are having a cocktail.”
540. A drink a day keeps reality at bay
541. You had me at Merlot
542. “I’m in a good place right now. I’m on the beach.”
543. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties. ” – Oscar Wilde
544. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails are just right
545. Cocktails always gets high on girls
546. Step aside coffee. This is a job for cocktails.
547. “Raise a glass to [insert accomplishment here]”
548. “Cocktails and good company, the ultimate combination.”
549. Enjoy a taste of heaven
550. Champagne is like duct tape. It fixes everything
551. Save water, drink wine
552. Beer to many more cheers
553. In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too
554. Monday, nothing a cocktail can’t fix
555. Let the good times Aperol
556. Girls just wanna have cocktails.
557. Do you get deja-brew?
558. It’s wine o’clock somewhere
559. “Let’s make this a recurring meeting.”
560. Cocktail thoughts.
561. “Raise a glass to life’s little victories”
562. A party without cocktails is just a meeting.
563. “A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.”
564. “Let’s make this a night to remember.”
565. Let’s pop bottles
566. Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol
567. That’s what I do, I drink and I know things
568. Happy hour o’clock.
569. I need therapy, cocktail therapy
570. “Don’t even ask, just poor me a drink.”
571. There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.
572. “Drinking to forget, but mostly to remember”
573. “Tequila for my soul”
574. “Sipping on something sweet.”
575. “Shaken, not stirred”
576. The inner soul of every girl out there demands a glass of bloody Mary.
577. There’s always time for cocktails
578. Trust me, you can dance – Vodka
579. “Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem I guess u already know it.”
580. “Work is the curse of the drinking class. ” – Oscar Wilde
581. “There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.” — Benjamin Franklin
582. Do cocktails count towards my eight glasses of water a day?
583. “Let’s raise a glass to [insert milestone here]”
584. “Strong women need strong drinks.”
585. “Party now, adult later.”
586. Front-load the most important information
587. “I exercise self-control and never touch a beverage stronger than gin before breakfast. ”—W. C. Fields
588. Gin me baby one more time
589. Drink happy thoughts.
590. “When life throws lemon catch them and make a cocktail.”
591. “It’s finally Friday, let’s pop the champagne!”
592. I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me
593. I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar.
594. “Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Wanna drink about it?”
595. “Drink like you’re on vacation.”
596. Move over, coffee. Today is a day for cocktails
597. “Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails are just right.”
598. “Sipping on something sweet”
599. Political party? NO, cocktail party? YES
600. “That’s what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka. ” – Chelsea Handler
601. “Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!”
602. I’ve got 99 problems, and this cocktail solves them all
603. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
604. “Drink up, it’s [insert day of the week here]”
605. Dying for the cocktail
606. Great minds, drink a like
607. How can you ever be bored on a boardwalk like this?
608. “Cocktails and conversations, the perfect match”
609. I prefer my cocktails old-fashioned.
610. “Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail.”
611. Sip me baby, one more time
612. A banana has 105 calories, a vodka soda has 64. Choose wisely
613. “Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn’t everyone?” —Noel Coward
614. Yes, size matters! No one wants a small cocktail!
615. “Drink triple, see double, act single” – Unknown
616. “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. ” – Steve Allen
617. In a relationship with a cocktail.
618. I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea
619. My cocktail = Beer. Lime. & Sunshine
620. A drink a day keeps reality at bay.
621. The lower the latitude, the better the attitude
622. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” — Ernest Hemingway
623. To me “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it!
624. “Great love affairs start with a cocktail.”
625. “Cocktails and laughter, the perfect way to unwind.”
626. Champagne is like duct tape, It fixes everything
627. I need a HUGE cocktail.
628. “My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst.”
629. “What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. ” – Irish Proverb
630. “Let’s drink to that”
631. I want my toes in the sand and a cocktail in my hand
632. “Cocktails and good vibes, always.”
633. Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!
634. A taste of heaven
635. Work is the curse of the drinking class.
636. “Let’s cheers to life.”
637. “Drinking for the love of adventure”
638. I got 9 problems and cocktails solve every one of them.
639. She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.
640. “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.”
641. 2 best things about Russia? It’s vodka and Moscow mule.
642. I’ve got some bad gin-tentions
643. Surround yourself with people who are more excited about your birthday than you are
644. Sometimes, all you need is a mojito
645. “Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.”
646. “Cocktails and relaxation, the ultimate escape.”
647. “It’s thirsty Thursday.”
648. The two best things about Russia? Vodka and Moscow mules
649. Drink cocktails as often as you can
650. If life gives you limes, make a margarita
651. Just here for the views and the cocktails
652. You’re the maraschino cherry on top
653. “There’s naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion. ” – Lord Byron
654. Wine + Dinner = Winner
655. “Let’s drink to the good life.”
656. “Cheers to the freakin’ weekend. ” — Rihanna, “Cheers (Drink to That)”
657. B. E. E. R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat
658. An ocean breeze puts a mind at ease
659. Hey, what’s the time? It’s wine o clock
660. When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!
661. “I never go jogging. It makes me spill my martini.” — George Burns
662. Whenever you’re feeling down, the bar’s always open
663. Keep calm and grab a cocktail
664. “Never chase anything but drinks and bars.”
665. I don’t drink a cocktail. The cocktail drinks me
666. Knock knock, it’s cocktail o’clock
667. Happiest among all the hours
668. You had me at “cocktails. ”
669. Time flies when you’re having a cocktail
670. Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life
671. It’s wine o’clock
672. Cocktail thoughts
673. What did the old fashioned say to the glass of whiskey? You’re neat
674. No amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well-made cocktail.
675. “Bottoms Up”
676. Keep calm and make yourself a cocktail
677. Let’s drink about it.
678. Cocktails are more loyal than anyone else… at least they never let you down.
679. There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.
680. “I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail.”
681. “Move over, coffee. Today is a day for champagne.”
682. “Drink like there’s no tomorrow.”
683. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. ”― W. C. Fields
684. I don’t care if someone calls me old-fashioned.
685. “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. ” – Humphrey Bogart
686. Choose happy…hour
687. “To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas. ” – Demetri Martin
688. Why limit happiness to an hour?
689. Livin’ La Vida Vodka
690. It’s not as giant as James’ peach, but I like mine just fine.
691. “Long Live Happy Hour!”
692. “Toasting to a brighter tomorrow”
693. “Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.”
694. “Drink like you mean it.”
695. “They say as soon as you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.”
696. I stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil
697. “Let’s make a toast to [insert event here]”
698. “I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this.”
699. Keep your gin up
700. “It is true that whiskey improves with age. The old I get, the more I like it.” – Ronnie Corbett
701. Cocktails brings you the best taste swings.
702. When life throws lemons, catch them and make a cocktail
703. Move over, coffee. Today is a day for cocktails.
704. Technically, it’s not drinking alone if a bartender is there
705. I’m in need of liquid therapy.
706. “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade…and find someone whose life gave them vodka.” – Ron White
707. “Girls just wanna have cocktails.”
708. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading
709. Life without you is un-beer-able
710. Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of cocktails
711. Don’t even ask. Just pour me a drink
712. Pop, fizz, clink
713. You can never resist the charm of a cocktail.
714. “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.”
715. Give your followers a tip or piece of advice related to making or enjoying the drink
716. Some call it arrogant; I call it confident
717. Use the caption to promote a happy hour or special offer
718. “Seen through the gold of old Scotch, life seems more beautiful. ” — Pierre Souvestre
719. “Cocktails and laughter, the cure for any mood.”
720. “Why limit happy to an hour?”
721. “Choose happy…hour.”
722. “Take time to coast (and toast).” – Unknown
723. I always make time for cocktails
724. A pineapple a day keeps the worries away
725. “Sipping on paradise.”
726. I hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk
727. I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink
728. Have a cocktail and get up on the dance floor.
729. I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this
730. Have a cocktail and get up on the dance floor
731. “Cocktails, because sometimes soda is just not enough”
732. “Drink with a view.”
733. “Best ideas come while sipping rum.” – Pavol Kazimir
734. Drink responsibly: don’t spill any
735. There is nothing that a glass of cocktail cannot solve
736. “My office happy hour is whatever hour I leave the office.”
737. Sip happens
738. “We go together like Fridays and happy hour.”
739. Pitcher-perfect
740. “Work is the curse of the drinking class.” – Oscar Wilde
741. “If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable. ” – Jann Arden
742. “Drink more, worry less.”
743. Rosé all day
744. Long Live Happy Hour!
745. It’s never too early for a cocktail
746. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.
747. And I drink to myself, what a wonderful world…
748. The drunken man speaks the honest truth
749. We’re all addicted to something that takes away the pain
750. My relationship to whiskey is on the rocks
751. I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
752. “Have rum; I mean, have fun. Don’t overdose. Cheers. ” – Vikrmn, Corpkshetra
753. Save water, drink cocktails
754. I do believe it’s time for another peachy adventure
755. Cheers to many more years (and many more beers)
756. Behind every great night is a cocktail.
757. If you want to hear the tale, go first grab a glass of cocktail
758. May your day and your cocktails be colorful
759. Cocktails are more loyal than anyone else. . at least they never let you down
760. When life throws lemons, catch them and make a cocktail.
761. Sip, sip hooray!
762. Happy hour o’clock
763. Let me be your Ginderella
764. “Let the evening be gin.”
765. Great love affairs start with a cocktail
766. “Cocktails and good music, the perfect soundtrack for a good night.”
767. God has given you unlimited and countless happy hours. You just need to find and recognize them
768. A cocktail love affair
769. Do you drink?”. “Of course, I just said I was a writer. ”- Stephen King
770. Girls just wanna have rum
771. “A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. ” – Denise Richards
772. When life screws you, go get yourself a screwdriver
773. Vodka is just awesome water
774. “Raise a glass to life’s simple pleasures”
775. Be happy for this moment
776. Stir Mix a lot
777. Use the caption to highlight the unique selling points of the establishment where the drink was enjoyed
778. “Why is the rum always gone? …Oh, that’s why. ” – Captain Jack Sparrow
779. “Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets. ” —Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
780. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain
781. “Cheers to good vibes”
782. “Why limit happy to an hour?” – W. C Fields
783. Cocktails always get high on girls
784. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
785. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
786. I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this.
787. “Cheers to a new week”
788. Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.
789. No working during drinking hours
790. “Happy hour is where my coworkers turn into work besties.”
791. Call me old–fashioned
792. Drink cocktails as much as you can.
793. “Drink cocktails and save the water.”
794. Mojitos, mo problems
795. “Raise a glass to love, laughter, and good drinks.”
796. “Sipping on sunshine”
797. If You want to hear the tale, go first and grab a glass of cocktail.
798. He was a wise man who invented beer
799. A balanced diet is a cocktail in each hand
800. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. ” — W. C. Fields
801. “Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective. ” ― Brian D’Ambrosio
802. Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink.
803. Sippin’ and chillin’
804. Technically it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there
805. If gives you lemons, make lemonade…and find someone whose life gave them vodka.
806. Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer
807. Sobriety is not in my vodka-bulary
808. Passports and pineapples
809. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
810. Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside
811. Good vibes happen at happy hour
812. “Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink.”
813. Drinking alone is the beginning stage of alcoholism
814. “Cocktails and good company, the perfect duo”
815. Sip me baby one more time…
816. You are the mint to my mojito
817. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
818. Soup of the day: vodka
819. “Let’s drink to love.”
820. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…
821. Drinks well with others
822. Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!
823. “Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.” ~ Amrose Bierce
824. “If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!” – James Franco
825. Of course, size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine
826. “Cheers to [insert holiday here]”
827. Cocktails always get high on girls.
828. I need different types of cocktail.
829. Drink cocktails as much as you can
830. “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
831. “Happy hour? …
832. “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
833. “Party now, adult later.” – Unknown
834. Sip back and relax
835. “Yes, way rosé “Be happy for this moment.”
836. “Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” ~ Al Bundy
837. I don’t get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun
838. Cocktails bring you the best taste swings
839. “Espresso martinis, because no one should have to choose between coffee and alcohol. ” – Unknown
840. You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy yourself a cute cocktail, and that’s basically the same thing
841. Bring me the best cocktail in town.
842. Hangovers are temporary, drunk stories are forever
843. “She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” – Kate Spade
844. “Cocktails and good music, the perfect soundtrack”
845. Friends don’t let friends go thirsty
846. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar
847. I negroni imagine
848. Thank you from the bottom of my glass.
849. If life gives you limes, make margarita
850. “I love my coworkers from my head to mojitos.”
851. “Why limit happy to an hour?” – W.C Fields
852. Cocktails are not the answer. Cocktails are the Question. Yes is the answer.
853. I NEED A HUGe cocktail
854. Let the evening be gin
855. Don’t think about the cocktail, drink the cocktail.
856. “Alcohol you later.”
857. Cocktails brings you the best taste swings
858. Every hour deserves to be happy
859. The best cocktails are the ones we drink with friends.
860. “Raise a glass to good friends and good times”
861. It’s 4:59 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
862. Magic words: “let’s get cocktails. ”
863. “Wine not?”
864. “Cocktails and good food, a feast for the senses.”
865. I prefer my espresso in a martini
866. I live for thirsty Thursday
867. Happy hour vibes
868. “Democratic party, Republican party, Cocktail party.”
869. I wanted to make a joke about martinis, but it was too dry
870. Happy hour mode
871. “Happy hour is necessary on days when meetings could have been emails.”
872. “There’s no absolutes in life, only vodka. ” – Mick Jagger
873. Use hashtags to describe the ingredients or flavor profile of the drink
874. “There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve.”
875. “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts. ”- Steve Fergosi
876. “Toasting to [insert occasion here]”
877. “Cheers to another year older, another year wiser, and another year of good drinks.”
878. Yes way rosé
879. “Best ideas come while sipping rum. ” – Pavol Kazimir
880. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails is just right
881. Cocktails are always the answer
882. Catch me live at my happy hours
883. Life and beer are very similar, chill for best results
884. If u visit New York someday, don’t ever forget to try the Manhattan cocktail
885. Keep calm and give yourself a cocktail
886. “Raise a glass to the weekend.”
887. Drink happy thoughts
888. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra
889. “Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.”
890. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
891. I’m in a good place right now. I’m on the beach
892. Old Fashions: The Granddaddy of Cocktails
893. At times illusion is better than reality, at least you’re getting unlimited cocktail over there
894. Share a story or memory associated with the drink
895. I drink to make other people more interesting
896. Don’t tell me you miss me… tell me you’re outside with champagne
897. Hakuna mimosa: it means it’s brunch time
898. You are the Piña to my Colada.
899. It’s happy hour o’clock
900. One drink away from telling everyone what I think
901. “Sipping my way to happiness”
902. “Olive a good martini with my work besties.”
903. Dope days, chill nights, good company, and mellow vibes
904. Hakuna ma’ vodka.
905. “Take a seat, grab a treat.”
906. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life. ” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
907. Some want to be wined. I want to be margarita’d
908. “Shaken, not stirred. ” —James Bond
909. Only count the happy hours
910. “Drink responsibly, but have fun”
911. “Margaritas are my favorite. And my fiance makes them just perfect. ” – Garance Dore
912. “Cocktail hour, anytime”
913. Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong
914. Call me old-fashioned.
915. Bad and boozy
916. I like it dirty
917. When life gets too salty, add a little tequila and lime
918. Strong women need strong drinks
919. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.
920. I prefer Tom Collins over Tom Cruise
921. God has given you unlimited and countless happy hours, you just need to find and recognise them.
922. Want to make me yours? Offer me some cocktails
923. Don’t cry over spilled milk… it could’ve been a cocktail.
924. A lady with a glass of cosmopolitan defines beauty with class
925. Margarita over senorita, any time
926. A slice of lemon and glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?
927. Sip sip, hooray!
928. Happy hour? I prefer to make every hour happy
929. I need different types of the cocktail
930. Know when to give up and have a margarita
931. “They talk of my drinking but never my thirst. ” – Scottish Proverb
932. No working during drinking hours.
933. Long Live Happy Hour
934. “Fresh for your enjoyment.”
935. “Champagne kisses. ”
936. “I have mixed drinks about feelings”
937. “I drink to make other people more interesting.”
938. “When life throws lemon catch them and make a cocktail.“
939. “Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!”
940. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s kind of the same thing
941. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. ” —Mark Twain
942. “Trust me, you can dance.” – Vodka.
943. I love you from my head to mojitos
944. You can never resist the charm of a good cocktail
945. My happy place
946. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. ” – George Bernard Shaw
947. “Raise a glass to new adventures”
948. Wine not?
949. A friend of wine is a friend of mine
950. I need a little drinky drink
951. Make happy hour last all day.
952. Shaken, not stirred
953. Cocktail, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad
954. Time flies when you are having a cocktail.
955. “Red Rum is the greatest thing on four legs since Pegasus. ” – Jean Rook
956. Take time to coast (and toast)
957. It is true that whiskey improves with age. The old I get, the more I like it.
958. Keep calm because it’s happy hour!
959. At times, an illusion is better than reality. At least you’re getting an unlimited cocktail over there
960. My friends speak of my drinking…. But they do not know of my thirst.
961. May all your days be filled with umbrella drinks.
962. In a relationship with a cocktail
963. Hakuna ma’ vodka
964. “Everything happens for a reason.”
965. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer
966. “If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…” – Rupert Holmes, Escape
967. “That’s what I do, I drink and I know things.”
968. “She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair. ” – Kate Spade
969. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
970. Gluten free, dairy free, fat free, I love this champagne diet
971. Sometimes, alcohol is the answer
972. The World’s First Classic Cocktail
973. “Drink triple, see double, act single.”
974. It’s strange how eight glasses of water a day seems impossible. But eight cocktails don’t.
975. “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.” ~ William Butler Yeats
976. May all your days be filled with umbrella drinks
977. Heres to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.
978. Everything happens for a reisling
979. It’s time to bring the mojito
980. “Raise a glass to adventure.”
981. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But two margaritas usually do
982. It’s a cocktail o’clock.
983. We go together like Fridays and happy hour
984. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
985. The best kind of alcohol is… A lot.
986. Alcohol maybe man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy
987. “I’m in need of liquid therapy.”
988. “Cheers to another round of good vibes.”
989. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
990. “Cocktails and good friends, a match made in heaven.”
991. Alcohol may be men worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
992. Cocktails are way cheaper than therapy.
993. “Keep calm because it’s happy hour!”
994. Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of dark n stormy
995. “I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me.“
996. “If life gives you limes, make margaritas.” – Jimmy Buffett
997. “Cocktails, because sometimes beer is just not enough”
998. To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question
999. I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at cocktails.
1000. “I work until beer o’clock. ” —Stephen King