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1,000 Best Cocktail Quotes and Instagram Captions (2023)

1. I prefer my espresso in a martini.


2. After work, we hit the gin


3. Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila


4. I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink.


5. “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ” – Rodney Dangerfield


6. Rum away with me


7. You know what rhymes with Friday? Cocktail


8. When life gives you pineapples, make pina coladas


9. Technically it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there.


10. “You say potato, I say vodka. ” – Karen Walker


11. I take my problems with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila


12. Choose happy…hour.


13. “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger


14. Live every hour like it’s happy hour.


15. “You say potato, I say vodka.” – Karen Walker


16. “As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides.”


17. Every good story starts with happy hour


18. “There’s no absolutes in life, only vodka.” – Mick Jagger


19. Life is a crazy mixture of intoxicating cocktails


20. “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems. ” – Homer Simpson


21. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” ~ Ernest Hemingway


22. Olive martinis so much


23. Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail


24. “Drink like there’s no Monday.”


25. A slice of lemon and a glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?


26. Cocktails are way cheaper than therapy


27. “Happy hour is the best hour.”


28. I prefer Tom Collins over Tom Cruise.


29. “I prefer my espresso in a martini.”


30. “Wine + Dinner = Winner”


31. I tried to say no to vodka, but it’s 40% stronger than me


32. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.”


33. Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink champagne


34. Time flies when you are having a cocktail


35. Strong women need strong drinks.


36. 24 hours a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not


37. Don’t think about the cocktail, drink cocktail


38. “Here’s to good drinks, good friends, and great memories”


39. Beers too many more cheers


40. Use puns or wordplay to make your caption stand out


41. Let the evening be gin.


42. Be happy for this moment.


43. First drink, then let’s think about it


44. “Drink with a smile.”


45. Some call it arrogant; I call it confident.


46. It’s cocktail o’clock


47. “Happy Hour just got happier”


48. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails


49. Go where the Wi-Fi is weak, and the rum is strong.


50. “Here’s to a night filled with laughter and good drinks”


51. Alcohol is the liquid version of photo shop


52. “Cheers to a night of good drinks and good company.”


53. Reality is an illusion that happens due to a lack of alcohol


54. I have feelings about mixed drinks


55. Having some good old-fashioned fun!


56. “If life gives you limes, make margaritas. ” – Jimmy Buffett


57. When life screw u up get yourself a screwdriver.


58. I prefer my cocktails old fashioned


59. Tonight’s forecast? 99% of cocktails


60. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot


61. It’s cosmo o’clock


62. “Drinking and dancing the night away”


63. Gin and tonic, name a more iconic duo


64. “Martinis are the only American invention as perfect as a sonnet. ” – HL Mencken


65. “Scotch: Because one doesn’t solve the world’s problems over white wine.” ~ Anonymous


66. If you visit New York someday don’t ever forget to try the Manhattan delight


67. Eat, Sleep, Cocktail, Repeat.


68. “A slice of lemon and glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?”


69. “The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.”


70. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s kind of the same thing


71. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not


72. Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.


73. It is my favorite time of the day


74. “Pork-fection on a plate.”


75. Sometimes I put a splash of orange juice in my champagne


76. Watch me sip, watch me lay lay


77. New rule: all drinks must come in coconut form


78. I wonder if there’s a margarita somewhere out there thinking about me too


79. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.” – Oscar Wilde


80. There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve


81. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. ” — F. Scott Fitzgerald


82. My doctor said I needed to drink more water, so I added ice to my whiskey.


83. There’s always time for cocktails.


84. “Life is too short for bad cocktails.”


85. “Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!” – Unknown


86. High tide or low tide, I’ll be by your side


87. No need to cry over spilled tequila


88. “Cheers to the good life”


89. One drink away from telling everyone what I REALLY think


90. I’m a better person when I’m drinking piña coladas


91. “Here’s to good drinks and great friends.”


92. “Cocktails and sunshine, please.”


93. Sweeter than honey


94. Cry me a whiskey river


95. “Let’s get tropical.”


96. I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me


97. Born to rum


98. If you visit New York someday don’t ever forget to try the Manhattan delight.


99. You’re negroni one for me


100. “Men are like wine—some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ” —Pope John XXIII


101. “Cocktails always get high on girls.”


102. My favorite drink is the next one


103. Happy hour or better call it cocktail hour.


104. Happy hour?


105. Surround yourself with people who are more excited about your birthday than you are.


106. “Hit me with your best shot.”


107. “I drink to make other people more interesting. ” — Ernest Hemingway


108. Happy hour or better call it cocktail hour


109. Keep calm and make yourself a cocktail.


110. Drink responsibly – Don’t spill any.


111. When life gives you lemons, grab the vodka


112. “Cocktails and conversations, my favorite combo.”


113. I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail


114. “If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.” ~ W.C. Fields


115. I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food


116. The greatest adventures happen after cocktails


117. “Hanging with you is gin-credible.”


118. Write several drafts first


119. There is always a happy hour in your day. Make sure to have it


120. Time to become a superhero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle


121. Yes, size matters. Nobody wants a small cocktail


122. Live every hour like it’s happy hour


123. “It’s always happy hour with good friends”


124. “Cocktails bring u the best taste swings.”


125. “Let’s drink to success.”


126. “My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst” ~ Anonymous


127. “For gin, in sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth. ” – Noel Coward


128. Happy hour vibes.


129. Ask a question in your caption to encourage engagement with your followers


130. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. ” — W. C. Fields


131. Make happy hour last all day


132. “Cocktails, because adulting is hard”


133. Whiskey business


134. Bring on the bubbly


135. Alcohol is the liquid version of photoshop


136. Peace, love, and happy hour.


137. Life is better with a cocktail


138. “Drink up, it’s [insert day of the week here].”


139. “Keep calm and give yourself a cocktail. “


140. Did somebody say cocktails?


141. Hydrate responsibly.


142. “But why is the rum gone?”


143. “Confused about your feelings? , Have a blended shot to clear it out.”


144. “I prefer my Cocktail the old style.”


145. “There’s really no wrong way to use a margarita pool. ” – Will Forte


146. “Watch me sip, watch me lay lay” – Unknown


147. The more I think about you, the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail


148. “If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…” — Rupert Holmes


149. I’ll drink to that


150. “It’s a cocktail o clock.”


151. Gym? I thought you said gin


152. “Making Monday a little more bearable”


153. I stay hydrated by adding ice to my cocktail


154. My favorite book: Tequila Mockingbird


155. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams


156. The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink


157. “Trust me, you can dance. ” – Alcohol


158. A Lady, with a glass of cosmopolitan, defines Beauty with class.


159. Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem I guess u already know it


160. I’m in need of liquid therapy


161. “Work is the curse of the drinking class.” — Oscar Wilde


162. What’s the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time


163. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools


164. “He was a wise man who invented beer.”


165. Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life


166. Confused about your feelings? Have a blend shot to clear it out


167. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails are just right.


168. “Cocktails, because sometimes wine is just not enough”


169. Feeling just peachy


170. “Drink and be merry”


171. Looks like this is a gin-gin situation


172. The first five days of the weekend are the hardest


173. Happy hour? Wine not?


174. I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar


175. “She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” — Kate Spade


176. “Save water, drink wine.”


177. “Sip, sip hooray!”


178. Sip happens.


179. Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector


180. Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous


181. Hit me with your best shot


182. My doctor said I needed to drink more water, so I added more ice to my cocktails


183. The more I think about you, the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail.


184. Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails


185. “Uncork and unwind”


186. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor


187. It’s a bubbly kind of night


188. I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just at the bar


189. Democratic Party, the Republican Party, Cocktail party


190. “I prefer Tom Collins over Tom cruise.”


191. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. ” – Ernest Hemingway


192. I enjoy long, romantic walks to the bar


193. Whiskey is a great drink? It makes you see double and feel single


194. It’s not as giant as James’ peach, but I like mine just fine


195. All good stories start with cocktails


196. “All is fair in love and beer. ”- Kurt Paradis


197. “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.” ~ Homer Simpson


198. You are the piña to my colada


199. “(The Old Fashioned)… is a member of the cocktail trinity. ” – George Jean Nathan


200. “B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat”


201. Save water. Drink alcohol


202. If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink champagne, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends


203. Cocktails are the other vitamin C.


204. If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink champagne, you’re an amateur, and we can’t be friends


205. “Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.” — Rihanna


206. “Drink in the moment.”


207. A banana has 100 calories, and a vodka soda has 64. Choose wisely.


208. You can’t sip with us


209. Making pour decisions tonight


210. I have mixed drinks about feelings.


211. A love letter to cocktails


212. “Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.” — Rihanna, “Cheers (Drink to That)


213. Time flies when you’re having rum


214. First drink about it, then think about it


215. I always make time for cocktails.


216. “There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking. ” – Benjamin Franklin


217. When life screws you up, get yourself a screwdriver


218. Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic


219. Cocktails are always a good idea


220. “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” ~ Dorothy Parker


221. There is nothing that a glass of cocktail cannot solve.


222. It’s not drinking alone if you dog is home


223. Born to rum.


224. Weekends are only complete with cocktails


225. “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade…and find someone whose life gave them vodka. ” – Ron White


226. Make yourself special by drinking well and more than others


227. “Sipping on sunshine.”


228. “Cheers to the weekend”


229. Whiskey me away


230. Yes, way rose.


231. “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” — Amy Neftzger


232. I’m outdoorsy, meaning I like to drink cocktails on patios


233. Bottoms up


234. “Here’s to another round of laughter and good drinks”


235. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.


236. Always say yes to cocktails


237. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ” — Benjamin Franklin


238. When life screws you up get yourself a screwdriver


239. You’re the mint to my mojito


240. Just need a cocktail to make my mood good


241. If you want to be happy, worry less and drink more


242. I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at cocktails


243. “Happy hour o’clock.”


244. Being a beach lover is one of the things I got right


245. Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had a beer and hot dogs


246. We go together like Fridays and happy hour.


247. If you don’t drink, how will your friends know that you love them at 2am?


248. “Raise a glass to good times and good drinks.”


249. “Making memories one drink at a time.”


250. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald


251. My happiest hours include sunset and a boardwalk


252. The only real happy ending is the weekend


253. The inner soul of every girl out there demands a glass of bloody Mary


254. “Drink like you’re living your best life.”


255. “An ocean breeze puts a mind at ease.”


256. A Lady with a glass of cosmopolitan, defines Beauty with class


257. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not


258. “How can you ever be bored on a boardwalk like this?”


259. “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” — Steve Allen


260. “Sip happens at happy hour.”


261. When life gives you lemons, slice them up and make a cocktail


262. Little Miss Martini


263. Champagne is always the answer


264. Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink


265. A party without champagne is just a meeting


266. Vine and dandy


267. If life gives you limes, make a margarita.


268. “I’m a better person when I’m drinking pińa coladas.”


269. “Let’s raise a toast to [insert occasion here].”


270. “I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink. ” – Tom Waits


271. “Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.”


272. “You say potato, I say vodka. ” —Karen Walker, Will & Grace


273. You’re the piña to my colada


274. Yes way Rosé!


275. I prefer my cocktails old-fashioned


276. “Cheers to a night well-drunk.”


277. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” ~ W.C. Fields


278. Call me old-fashioned


279. Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.


280. Sip, sip, hooray!


281. “Tonight’s forecast? 99% of cocktails.”


282. In case of emergency, fill with vodka


283. Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine


284. “I’m not really a social drinker. I would say it’s mostly work-related.”


285. “There’s always time for cocktails.”


286. Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health


287. Old Fashioned Kind of Love


288. “Step Aside coffee This is a Job for alcohol”


289. I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me.


290. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties. ” — Oscar Wilde


291. It’s time to wine down


292. Let’s drink about it


293. “Drinking Rum before 10am makes you a Pirate, not an Alcoholic. ” – Earl Dibbles Jr


294. I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person, and that person drinks a lot


295. 2 best thing about Russia? It’s vodka and Moscow mule


296. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.” — Oscar Wilde


297. Hit me with your best shot.


298. Peace, love, and happy hour


299. Cocktails never let me down


300. “Cheers to a night full of good drinks, good friends, and good memories.”


301. It’s a cocktail o’clock


302. Life is short, order the cocktail


303. God has given you unlimited and countless happy hours, you just need to find and recognise them


304. “Rum is a flatterer, making fools and lunatics. ” – James Lendall Basford


305. Two best things about Russia? It’s vodka and Moscow mule


306. Drinking before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic


307. “I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted. ” — W. C. Fields


308. Snooze, booze, repeat


309. “Drink like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t.”


310. I love water. Especially frozen into ice cubes. Blended with tequila. I love margaritas


311. “Cocktails and good times, always.”


312. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.” – Henny Youngman


313. Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem, I guess you already know it.


314. “Whisky is liquid sunshine. ”- George Bernard Shaw


315. You want to hear to tale, go first grab a glass of cocktail


316. Tonight’s forecast? A 99% chance of cocktails.


317. Little Miss Can’t Turn Down A Cocktail


318. “I worked hard all week to put beer on this table.”


319. Tequila is cheaper than therapy.


320. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.


321. “It is true that whiskey improves with age. The old I get, the more I like it.” — Ronnie Corbett


322. “I don’t have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can’t get a drink. ” ― Tom Waits


323. I need therapy, cocktail therapy.


324. “That’s what I do. I drink and I know things. ” —Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones


325. “It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.”


326. Girls just wanna have cocktails


327. “Cocktails are just hugs in a glass.”


328. “Mix it up, it’s the spice of life”


329. Happy hour views


330. “B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat.”


331. She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair


332. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ~ Frank Sinatra


333. I worked hard all week to put beer on this table


334. Find me at the counter of cocktails in bars


335. First drink, then let’s think about it.


336. “Cheers to new friends and good times”


337. The best way to thank for a lovely moment is to enjoy it fully


338. There’s no problem a cocktail can’t solve


339. “Here’s to a night filled with good drinks and good memories”


340. Limit yourself to 3-4 hashtags


341. “I do believe it’s time for another peachy adventure.”


342. Knock Knock, it’s cocktail o’clock!


343. “Only, in Haiti, I realized, is it possible to drink rum and haggle with a god. ” – Wade Davis


344. “Sip, sip, hooray”


345. Pretty fly for a Mai Tai!


346. A love letter to Old Fashions


347. Good vibes happen at happy hour.


348. We don’t trust camels or anything that can go a week without a drink.


349. “There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.” – Benjamin Franklin


350. It’s finally Friday, let’s pop the champagne!


351. Political party? No. Cocktail party? Yes


352. Beer. Lime. & Sunshine


353. Drink triple, see double, act single


354. “Take time to coast (and toast).”


355. Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer


356. Fresh for your enjoyment


357. Can’t stop to chat. I’m late for a meeting at wine o’clock


358. “My cocktail = Beer. Lime. & Sunshine.”


359. I followed my heart, it led me to the bar


360. “A drink a day keeps reality at bay” – Unknown


361. Brunch so hard mimosas wanna find me


362. When life throws lemons catch them and make a cocktail


363. “Raise a glass to new beginnings.”


364. “Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.”


365. How Merlot can you go?


366. “Cocktails and dreams.”


367. Wine stains on my glass mean I went to a virtual wine tasting


368. Don’t think about the cocktail. Drink the cocktail


369. Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink


370. “Cocktails and good food, a match made in heaven”


371. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


372. “Cocktails and laughter, the perfect recipe”


373. “Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.” ~ Anonymous


374. Democratic party, Republican party, Cocktail party


375. We all deserve an alcoholiday


376. “Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. ” – Fuzzy Zoeller


377. You can never resist the charm of a cocktail. #cocktailcharm


378. A party without cocktails is just a meeting


379. Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.


380. “The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical. ” – Richard Owen


381. Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.


382. “Raise a glass to new beginnings”


383. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.


384. Once upon a time, in a cocktail bar…


385. “Cocktails and good company, the perfect mix.”


386. On cloud wine!


387. “Cheers to a beautiful [insert day/night here]”


388. Bring on the bubbly.


389. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. ” – Mark Twain


390. If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain…


391. “Here’s to another round”


392. You had me at “happy hour. ”


393. “Here’s to a night filled with laughter, good drinks, and unforgettable memories”


394. “I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” ~ Dean Martin


395. “Here’s to a night filled with drinks, dancing, and fun”


396. “I’m in need of liquid therapy” – Unknown


397. Pretty fly for a Mai Tai


398. “Don’t think about the cocktail, drink cocktail.”


399. This senorita needs a margarita


400. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.” — Henny Youngman


401. “Raise a glass to the moment.”


402. You can never resist the charm of a cocktail


403. “Sipping on happiness.”


404. Every hour is happy hour if you’re dedicated enough


405. It’s plain to see, we’re mint to be


406. Mimosas are a good source of vitamin C


407. Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail.


408. Gin and bear it


409. “Cheers to a night of endless cocktails and endless fun.”


410. Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink vodka, and fly


411. “Happiest among all the hours.”


412. Relationship status: in love with cocktails


413. “Sipping on summer vibes.”


414. “I need therapy, cocktail therapy.”


415. Thank you from the bottom of my glass


416. Happy hour views.


417. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is. ” – Henny Youngman


418. “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. ” — Ogden Nash


419. “I always make time for cocktails.”


420. But first, cocktails.


421. “Happy hour views.”


422. “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” – Steve Allen


423. “Surround yourself with people who are more excited about your birthday than you are.”


424. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. ” — Frank Sinatra


425. “Drinking for the moment”


426. “I never go jogging. It makes me spill my martini. ” — George Burns


427. “Shake it off, drink it up.”


428. Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth.


429. Happy hour or better call it a cocktail hour


430. It’s a cocktail o clock


431. My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough champagne


432. The weekend called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails


433. “Trust me you can dance”- Vodka


434. Tequila is cheaper than therapy


435. I’ll be ready in a prosecco


436. Today’s good mood is brought to you by cocktails


437. Yes, way rosé


438. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald


439. Friends don’t let friends go thirsty.


440. “Drinking for the love of it”


441. My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst


442. But first, cocktails


443. I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just in a bar.


444. Good times and cocktail limes


445. Just a sip to help me un-wine


446. Bring me the best cocktail in the town


447. Life is better by the beach


448. The best kind of alcohol is: a lot


449. Kids drink beer. Real men go for pitchers


450. Party now, worry later


451. Finish your day sparkling


452. The Vod Squad


453. “Friday called; she is on her way and she is also bringing wine with her.”


454. “Sipping on sweet dreams.”


455. Behind every great night is a cocktail


456. Always find time for the things and people who make you happy


457. Keep it short, sweet, and to the point!


458. “The only cocktail really to rival the martini and its variants. ” – Kingsley Amis


459. “Drink happy thoughts.”


460. “Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong.”


461. I’m a better person when I’m drinking Piña Coladas.


462. “Making memories, one cocktail at a time”


463. “I have mixed drinks about feelings” – Unknown


464. “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world. ” —Jack Nicholson


465. Use descriptive and creative language to describe the taste, smell, and appearance of the drink


466. Give your taste buds a burst of sweet and sour mix #sweetandsourmojito


467. Cocktail are way cheaper than therapy


468. “A party without champagne is just a meeting.”


469. In need of liquid therapy


470. “It is true that whiskey improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ” – Ronnie Corbett


471. Weekend forecast, 100% chance of beer


472. “Be happy for this moment.”


473. I’d give up cocktails, but I’m no quitter


474. “Rosé all day.”


475. “Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar."


476. “Vodka is kind of a hobby. ” —Betty White


477. I can’t drink orange juice neat, please pass the vodka


478. Thank you, from the bottom of my glass


479. It’s wine o clock


480. Why limit happy to an hour?


481. A cocktail a day keeps the worries away.


482. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on


483. As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides


484. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere


485. “Drink responsibly, but have fun.”


486. I don’t care if someone calls me old-fashioned


487. Stop trying to make everybody happy. You’re not a cocktail


488. Enjoy a taste of heaven.


489. Will you accept this Rosé?


490. Cocktails are always a good idea.


491. I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.


492. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain


493. Happy hour is the best hour


494. “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”


495. The more I think about you the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail


496. Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out like margaritas


497. Words can’t espresso how much I love this martini


498. Cocktails are the key to my heart


499. There is nothing that a cocktail cannot solve.


500. Salt, tequila, lime. Repeat


501. “Wasted away again in Margaritaville. ” —Jimmy Buffett


502. ”A medium vodka dry martini, with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. ” – Ian Fleming


503. Liquid calories don’t count


504. The more I think about you, the more I need to drink


505. Friday called. She’s on her way, bringing cocktails!


506. Champagne kisses


507. Some call it self-confidence – I call it cocktails.


508. Happiest among all the hours.


509. Alcohol you later


510. I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail.


511. At times illusion is better than reality, at least you’re getting unlimited cocktails over there.


512. Enjoying life one cocktail at a time


513. Include a strong call to action


514. “Vodka is like water, but with consequences. ” – Tom Rachman


515. Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.


516. Save water and drink cocktails.


517. I have mixed drinks about feelings


518. “Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho!” – Captain Jack Sparrow


519. “I’m in need of liquid therapy”


520. Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.


521. Use the caption to showcase your bartending skills


522. I’m a gin-nie in a bottle


523. A cocktail a day keeps the worries away


524. “Drinking for the journey”


525. If you want to start your love story in an amazing way, start it with a cocktail


526. “Drinking for the ‘gram”


527. Want to make me yours? Offer me some cocktails.


528. Alcohol you later.


529. “Life is too short for plain water”


530. I’m a better person when I’m drinking pińa coladas


531. Searching for the best cocktail in town


532. The cocktail is the best drink


533. “Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour when you are fabulous.”


534. “Gonna party like it’s my birthday…’cause it is.”


535. Use emojis and have fun with them


536. “I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. ” – Rodney Dangerfield


537. When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading


538. “Cocktails are more loyal than anyone else.. at least they never let u down.”


539. “Time flies when you are having a cocktail.”


540. A drink a day keeps reality at bay


541. You had me at Merlot


542. “I’m in a good place right now. I’m on the beach.”


543. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties. ” – Oscar Wilde


544. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails are just right


545. Cocktails always gets high on girls


546. Step aside coffee. This is a job for cocktails.


547. “Raise a glass to [insert accomplishment here]”


548. “Cocktails and good company, the ultimate combination.”


549. Enjoy a taste of heaven


550. Champagne is like duct tape. It fixes everything


551. Save water, drink wine


552. Beer to many more cheers


553. In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too


554. Monday, nothing a cocktail can’t fix


555. Let the good times Aperol


556. Girls just wanna have cocktails.


557. Do you get deja-brew?


558. It’s wine o’clock somewhere


559. “Let’s make this a recurring meeting.”


560. Cocktail thoughts.


561. “Raise a glass to life’s little victories”


562. A party without cocktails is just a meeting.


563. “A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.”


564. “Let’s make this a night to remember.”


565. Let’s pop bottles


566. Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol


567. That’s what I do, I drink and I know things


568. Happy hour o’clock.


569. I need therapy, cocktail therapy


570. “Don’t even ask, just poor me a drink.”


571. There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.


572. “Drinking to forget, but mostly to remember”


573. “Tequila for my soul”


574. “Sipping on something sweet.”


575. “Shaken, not stirred”


576. The inner soul of every girl out there demands a glass of bloody Mary.


577. There’s always time for cocktails


578. Trust me, you can dance – Vodka


579. “Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem I guess u already know it.”


580. “Work is the curse of the drinking class. ” – Oscar Wilde


581. “There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.” — Benjamin Franklin


582. Do cocktails count towards my eight glasses of water a day?


583. “Let’s raise a glass to [insert milestone here]”


584. “Strong women need strong drinks.”


585. “Party now, adult later.”


586. Front-load the most important information


587. “I exercise self-control and never touch a beverage stronger than gin before breakfast. ”—W. C. Fields


588. Gin me baby one more time


589. Drink happy thoughts.


590. “When life throws lemon catch them and make a cocktail.”


591. “It’s finally Friday, let’s pop the champagne!”


592. I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me


593. I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar.


594. “Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Wanna drink about it?”


595. “Drink like you’re on vacation.”


596. Move over, coffee. Today is a day for cocktails


597. “Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails are just right.”


598. “Sipping on something sweet”


599. Political party? NO, cocktail party? YES


600. “That’s what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka. ” – Chelsea Handler


601. “Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!”


602. I’ve got 99 problems, and this cocktail solves them all


603. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


604. “Drink up, it’s [insert day of the week here]”


605. Dying for the cocktail


606. Great minds, drink a like


607. How can you ever be bored on a boardwalk like this?


608. “Cocktails and conversations, the perfect match”


609. I prefer my cocktails old-fashioned.


610. “Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail.”


611. Sip me baby, one more time


612. A banana has 105 calories, a vodka soda has 64. Choose wisely


613. “Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn’t everyone?” —Noel Coward


614. Yes, size matters! No one wants a small cocktail!


615. “Drink triple, see double, act single” – Unknown


616. “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. ” – Steve Allen


617. In a relationship with a cocktail.


618. I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea


619. My cocktail = Beer. Lime. & Sunshine


620. A drink a day keeps reality at bay.


621. The lower the latitude, the better the attitude


622. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” — Ernest Hemingway


623. To me “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it!


624. “Great love affairs start with a cocktail.”


625. “Cocktails and laughter, the perfect way to unwind.”


626. Champagne is like duct tape, It fixes everything


627. I need a HUGE cocktail.


628. “My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst.”


629. “What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. ” – Irish Proverb


630. “Let’s drink to that”


631. I want my toes in the sand and a cocktail in my hand


632. “Cocktails and good vibes, always.”


633. Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!


634. A taste of heaven


635. Work is the curse of the drinking class.


636. “Let’s cheers to life.”


637. “Drinking for the love of adventure”


638. I got 9 problems and cocktails solve every one of them.


639. She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.


640. “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.”


641. 2 best things about Russia? It’s vodka and Moscow mule.


642. I’ve got some bad gin-tentions


643. Surround yourself with people who are more excited about your birthday than you are


644. Sometimes, all you need is a mojito


645. “Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.”


646. “Cocktails and relaxation, the ultimate escape.”


647. “It’s thirsty Thursday.”


648. The two best things about Russia? Vodka and Moscow mules


649. Drink cocktails as often as you can


650. If life gives you limes, make a margarita


651. Just here for the views and the cocktails


652. You’re the maraschino cherry on top


653. “There’s naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion. ” – Lord Byron


654. Wine + Dinner = Winner


655. “Let’s drink to the good life.”


656. “Cheers to the freakin’ weekend. ” — Rihanna, “Cheers (Drink to That)”


657. B. E. E. R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat


658. An ocean breeze puts a mind at ease


659. Hey, what’s the time? It’s wine o clock


660. When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!


661. “I never go jogging. It makes me spill my martini.” — George Burns


662. Whenever you’re feeling down, the bar’s always open


663. Keep calm and grab a cocktail


664. “Never chase anything but drinks and bars.”


665. I don’t drink a cocktail. The cocktail drinks me


666. Knock knock, it’s cocktail o’clock


667. Happiest among all the hours


668. You had me at “cocktails. ”


669. Time flies when you’re having a cocktail


670. Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life


671. It’s wine o’clock


672. Cocktail thoughts


673. What did the old fashioned say to the glass of whiskey? You’re neat


674. No amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well-made cocktail.


675. “Bottoms Up”


676. Keep calm and make yourself a cocktail


677. Let’s drink about it.


678. Cocktails are more loyal than anyone else… at least they never let you down.


679. There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.


680. “I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail.”


681. “Move over, coffee. Today is a day for champagne.”


682. “Drink like there’s no tomorrow.”


683. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. ”― W. C. Fields


684. I don’t care if someone calls me old-fashioned.


685. “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. ” – Humphrey Bogart


686. Choose happy…hour


687. “To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas. ” – Demetri Martin


688. Why limit happiness to an hour?


689. Livin’ La Vida Vodka


690. It’s not as giant as James’ peach, but I like mine just fine.


691. “Long Live Happy Hour!”


692. “Toasting to a brighter tomorrow”


693. “Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.”


694. “Drink like you mean it.”


695. “They say as soon as you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.”


696. I stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil


697. “Let’s make a toast to [insert event here]”


698. “I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this.”


699. Keep your gin up


700. “It is true that whiskey improves with age. The old I get, the more I like it.” – Ronnie Corbett


701. Cocktails brings you the best taste swings.


702. When life throws lemons, catch them and make a cocktail


703. Move over, coffee. Today is a day for cocktails.


704. Technically, it’s not drinking alone if a bartender is there


705. I’m in need of liquid therapy.


706. “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade…and find someone whose life gave them vodka.” – Ron White


707. “Girls just wanna have cocktails.”


708. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading


709. Life without you is un-beer-able


710. Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of cocktails


711. Don’t even ask. Just pour me a drink


712. Pop, fizz, clink


713. You can never resist the charm of a cocktail.


714. “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.”


715. Give your followers a tip or piece of advice related to making or enjoying the drink


716. Some call it arrogant; I call it confident


717. Use the caption to promote a happy hour or special offer


718. “Seen through the gold of old Scotch, life seems more beautiful. ” — Pierre Souvestre


719. “Cocktails and laughter, the cure for any mood.”


720. “Why limit happy to an hour?”


721. “Choose happy…hour.”


722. “Take time to coast (and toast).” – Unknown


723. I always make time for cocktails


724. A pineapple a day keeps the worries away


725. “Sipping on paradise.”


726. I hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk


727. I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink


728. Have a cocktail and get up on the dance floor.


729. I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this


730. Have a cocktail and get up on the dance floor


731. “Cocktails, because sometimes soda is just not enough”


732. “Drink with a view.”


733. “Best ideas come while sipping rum.” – Pavol Kazimir


734. Drink responsibly: don’t spill any


735. There is nothing that a glass of cocktail cannot solve


736. “My office happy hour is whatever hour I leave the office.”


737. Sip happens


738. “We go together like Fridays and happy hour.”


739. Pitcher-perfect


740. “Work is the curse of the drinking class.” – Oscar Wilde


741. “If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable. ” – Jann Arden


742. “Drink more, worry less.”


743. Rosé all day


744. Long Live Happy Hour!


745. It’s never too early for a cocktail


746. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.


747. And I drink to myself, what a wonderful world…


748. The drunken man speaks the honest truth


749. We’re all addicted to something that takes away the pain


750. My relationship to whiskey is on the rocks


751. I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?


752. “Have rum; I mean, have fun. Don’t overdose. Cheers. ” – Vikrmn, Corpkshetra


753. Save water, drink cocktails


754. I do believe it’s time for another peachy adventure


755. Cheers to many more years (and many more beers)


756. Behind every great night is a cocktail.


757. If you want to hear the tale, go first grab a glass of cocktail


758. May your day and your cocktails be colorful


759. Cocktails are more loyal than anyone else. . at least they never let you down


760. When life throws lemons, catch them and make a cocktail.


761. Sip, sip hooray!


762. Happy hour o’clock


763. Let me be your Ginderella


764. “Let the evening be gin.”


765. Great love affairs start with a cocktail


766. “Cocktails and good music, the perfect soundtrack for a good night.”


767. God has given you unlimited and countless happy hours. You just need to find and recognize them


768. A cocktail love affair


769. Do you drink?”. “Of course, I just said I was a writer. ”- Stephen King


770. Girls just wanna have rum


771. “A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. ” – Denise Richards


772. When life screws you, go get yourself a screwdriver


773. Vodka is just awesome water


774. “Raise a glass to life’s simple pleasures”


775. Be happy for this moment


776. Stir Mix a lot


777. Use the caption to highlight the unique selling points of the establishment where the drink was enjoyed


778. “Why is the rum always gone? …Oh, that’s why. ” – Captain Jack Sparrow


779. “Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets. ” —Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation


780. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain


781. “Cheers to good vibes”


782. “Why limit happy to an hour?” – W. C Fields


783. Cocktails always get high on girls


784. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”


785. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ~ Benjamin Franklin


786. I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this.


787. “Cheers to a new week”


788. Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.


789. No working during drinking hours


790. “Happy hour is where my coworkers turn into work besties.”


791. Call me old–fashioned


792. Drink cocktails as much as you can.


793. “Drink cocktails and save the water.”


794. Mojitos, mo problems


795. “Raise a glass to love, laughter, and good drinks.”


796. “Sipping on sunshine”


797. If You want to hear the tale, go first and grab a glass of cocktail.


798. He was a wise man who invented beer


799. A balanced diet is a cocktail in each hand


800. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. ” — W. C. Fields


801. “Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective. ” ― Brian D’Ambrosio


802. Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink.


803. Sippin’ and chillin’


804. Technically it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there


805. If gives you lemons, make lemonade…and find someone whose life gave them vodka.


806. Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer


807. Sobriety is not in my vodka-bulary


808. Passports and pineapples


809. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald


810. Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside


811. Good vibes happen at happy hour


812. “Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink.”


813. Drinking alone is the beginning stage of alcoholism


814. “Cocktails and good company, the perfect duo”


815. Sip me baby one more time…


816. You are the mint to my mojito


817. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.


818. Soup of the day: vodka


819. “Let’s drink to love.”


820. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…


821. Drinks well with others


822. Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!


823. “Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.” ~ Amrose Bierce


824. “If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!” – James Franco


825. Of course, size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine


826. “Cheers to [insert holiday here]”


827. Cocktails always get high on girls.


828. I need different types of cocktail.


829. Drink cocktails as much as you can


830. “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”


831. “Happy hour? …


832. “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”


833. “Party now, adult later.” – Unknown


834. Sip back and relax


835. “Yes, way rosé “Be happy for this moment.”


836. “Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” ~ Al Bundy


837. I don’t get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun


838. Cocktails bring you the best taste swings


839. “Espresso martinis, because no one should have to choose between coffee and alcohol. ” – Unknown


840. You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy yourself a cute cocktail, and that’s basically the same thing


841. Bring me the best cocktail in town.


842. Hangovers are temporary, drunk stories are forever


843. “She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” – Kate Spade


844. “Cocktails and good music, the perfect soundtrack”


845. Friends don’t let friends go thirsty


846. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar


847. I negroni imagine


848. Thank you from the bottom of my glass.


849. If life gives you limes, make margarita


850. “I love my coworkers from my head to mojitos.”


851. “Why limit happy to an hour?” – W.C Fields


852. Cocktails are not the answer. Cocktails are the Question. Yes is the answer.


853. I NEED A HUGe cocktail


854. Let the evening be gin


855. Don’t think about the cocktail, drink the cocktail.


856. “Alcohol you later.”


857. Cocktails brings you the best taste swings


858. Every hour deserves to be happy


859. The best cocktails are the ones we drink with friends.


860. “Raise a glass to good friends and good times”


861. It’s 4:59 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?


862. Magic words: “let’s get cocktails. ”


863. “Wine not?”


864. “Cocktails and good food, a feast for the senses.”


865. I prefer my espresso in a martini


866. I live for thirsty Thursday


867. Happy hour vibes


868. “Democratic party, Republican party, Cocktail party.”


869. I wanted to make a joke about martinis, but it was too dry


870. Happy hour mode


871. “Happy hour is necessary on days when meetings could have been emails.”


872. “There’s no absolutes in life, only vodka. ” – Mick Jagger


873. Use hashtags to describe the ingredients or flavor profile of the drink


874. “There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve.”


875. “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts. ”- Steve Fergosi


876. “Toasting to [insert occasion here]”


877. “Cheers to another year older, another year wiser, and another year of good drinks.”


878. Yes way rosé


879. “Best ideas come while sipping rum. ” – Pavol Kazimir


880. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails is just right


881. Cocktails are always the answer


882. Catch me live at my happy hours


883. Life and beer are very similar, chill for best results


884. If u visit New York someday, don’t ever forget to try the Manhattan cocktail


885. Keep calm and give yourself a cocktail


886. “Raise a glass to the weekend.”


887. Drink happy thoughts


888. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra


889. “Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.”


890. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”


891. I’m in a good place right now. I’m on the beach


892. Old Fashions: The Granddaddy of Cocktails


893. At times illusion is better than reality, at least you’re getting unlimited cocktail over there


894. Share a story or memory associated with the drink


895. I drink to make other people more interesting


896. Don’t tell me you miss me… tell me you’re outside with champagne


897. Hakuna mimosa: it means it’s brunch time


898. You are the Piña to my Colada.


899. It’s happy hour o’clock


900. One drink away from telling everyone what I think


901. “Sipping my way to happiness”


902. “Olive a good martini with my work besties.”


903. Dope days, chill nights, good company, and mellow vibes


904. Hakuna ma’ vodka.


905. “Take a seat, grab a treat.”


906. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life. ” – F. Scott Fitzgerald


907. Some want to be wined. I want to be margarita’d


908. “Shaken, not stirred. ” —James Bond


909. Only count the happy hours


910. “Drink responsibly, but have fun”


911. “Margaritas are my favorite. And my fiance makes them just perfect. ” – Garance Dore


912. “Cocktail hour, anytime”


913. Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong


914. Call me old-fashioned.


915. Bad and boozy


916. I like it dirty


917. When life gets too salty, add a little tequila and lime


918. Strong women need strong drinks


919. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.


920. I prefer Tom Collins over Tom Cruise


921. God has given you unlimited and countless happy hours, you just need to find and recognise them.


922. Want to make me yours? Offer me some cocktails


923. Don’t cry over spilled milk… it could’ve been a cocktail.


924. A lady with a glass of cosmopolitan defines beauty with class


925. Margarita over senorita, any time


926. A slice of lemon and glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?


927. Sip sip, hooray!


928. Happy hour? I prefer to make every hour happy


929. I need different types of the cocktail


930. Know when to give up and have a margarita


931. “They talk of my drinking but never my thirst. ” – Scottish Proverb


932. No working during drinking hours.


933. Long Live Happy Hour


934. “Fresh for your enjoyment.”


935. “Champagne kisses. ”


936. “I have mixed drinks about feelings”


937. “I drink to make other people more interesting.”


938. “When life throws lemon catch them and make a cocktail.“


939. “Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!”


940. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s kind of the same thing


941. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. ” —Mark Twain


942. “Trust me, you can dance.” – Vodka.


943. I love you from my head to mojitos


944. You can never resist the charm of a good cocktail


945. My happy place


946. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. ” – George Bernard Shaw


947. “Raise a glass to new adventures”


948. Wine not?


949. A friend of wine is a friend of mine


950. I need a little drinky drink


951. Make happy hour last all day.


952. Shaken, not stirred


953. Cocktail, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad


954. Time flies when you are having a cocktail.


955. “Red Rum is the greatest thing on four legs since Pegasus. ” – Jean Rook


956. Take time to coast (and toast)


957. It is true that whiskey improves with age. The old I get, the more I like it.


958. Keep calm because it’s happy hour!


959. At times, an illusion is better than reality. At least you’re getting an unlimited cocktail over there


960. My friends speak of my drinking…. But they do not know of my thirst.


961. May all your days be filled with umbrella drinks.


962. In a relationship with a cocktail


963. Hakuna ma’ vodka


964. “Everything happens for a reason.”


965. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer


966. “If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…” – Rupert Holmes, Escape


967. “That’s what I do, I drink and I know things.”


968. “She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair. ” – Kate Spade


969. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”


970. Gluten free, dairy free, fat free, I love this champagne diet


971. Sometimes, alcohol is the answer


972. The World’s First Classic Cocktail


973. “Drink triple, see double, act single.”


974. It’s strange how eight glasses of water a day seems impossible. But eight cocktails don’t.


975. “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk they’re sober.” ~ William Butler Yeats


976. May all your days be filled with umbrella drinks


977. Heres to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.


978. Everything happens for a reisling


979. It’s time to bring the mojito


980. “Raise a glass to adventure.”


981. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But two margaritas usually do


982. It’s a cocktail o’clock.


983. We go together like Fridays and happy hour


984. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.


985. The best kind of alcohol is… A lot.


986. Alcohol maybe man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy


987. “I’m in need of liquid therapy.”


988. “Cheers to another round of good vibes.”


989. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”


990. “Cocktails and good friends, a match made in heaven.”


991. Alcohol may be men worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.


992. Cocktails are way cheaper than therapy.


993. “Keep calm because it’s happy hour!”


994. Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of dark n stormy


995. “I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me.“


996. “If life gives you limes, make margaritas.” – Jimmy Buffett


997. “Cocktails, because sometimes beer is just not enough”


998. To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question


999. I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at cocktails.


1000. “I work until beer o’clock. ” —Stephen King

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