1,000 Best Cocktail Quotes and Instagram Captions (2023)
1. I prefer my espresso in a martini.
2. After work, we hit the gin
3. Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink.
5. “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ” – Rodney Dangerfield
6. Rum away with me
7. You know what rhymes with Friday? Cocktail
8. When life gives you pineapples, make pina coladas
9. Technically it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there.
10. “You say potato, I say vodka. ” – Karen Walker
11. I take my problems with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila
12. Choose happy…hour.
13. “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger
14. Live every hour like it’s happy hour.
15. “You say potato, I say vodka.” – Karen Walker
16. “As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides.”
17. Every good story starts with happy hour
18. “There’s no absolutes in life, only vodka.” – Mick Jagger
19. Life is a crazy mixture of intoxicating cocktails
20. “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems. ” – Homer Simpson
21. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
22. Olive martinis so much
23. Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail
24. “Drink like there’s no Monday.”
25. A slice of lemon and a glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?
26. Cocktails are way cheaper than therapy
27. “Happy hour is the best hour.”
28. I prefer Tom Collins over Tom Cruise.
29. “I prefer my espresso in a martini.”
30. “Wine + Dinner = Winner”
31. I tried to say no to vodka, but it’s 40% stronger than me
32. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.”
33. Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink champagne
34. Time flies when you are having a cocktail
35. Strong women need strong drinks.
36. 24 hours a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not
37. Don’t think about the cocktail, drink cocktail
38. “Here’s to good drinks, good friends, and great memories”
39. Beers too many more cheers
40. Use puns or wordplay to make your caption stand out
41. Let the evening be gin.
42. Be happy for this moment.
43. First drink, then let’s think about it
44. “Drink with a smile.”
45. Some call it arrogant; I call it confident.
46. It’s cocktail o’clock
47. “Happy Hour just got happier”
48. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails
49. Go where the Wi-Fi is weak, and the rum is strong.
50. “Here’s to a night filled with laughter and good drinks”
51. Alcohol is the liquid version of photo shop
52. “Cheers to a night of good drinks and good company.”
53. Reality is an illusion that happens due to a lack of alcohol
54. I have feelings about mixed drinks
55. Having some good old-fashioned fun!
56. “If life gives you limes, make margaritas. ” – Jimmy Buffett
57. When life screw u up get yourself a screwdriver.
58. I prefer my cocktails old fashioned
59. Tonight’s forecast? 99% of cocktails
60. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot
61. It’s cosmo o’clock
62. “Drinking and dancing the night away”
63. Gin and tonic, name a more iconic duo
64. “Martinis are the only American invention as perfect as a sonnet. ” – HL Mencken
65. “Scotch: Because one doesn’t solve the world’s problems over white wine.” ~ Anonymous
66. If you visit New York someday don’t ever forget to try the Manhattan delight
67. Eat, Sleep, Cocktail, Repeat.
68. “A slice of lemon and glass of cocktail, tell me a better love story than this?”
69. “The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.”
70. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s kind of the same thing
71. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not
72. Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
73. It is my favorite time of the day
74. “Pork-fection on a plate.”
75. Sometimes I put a splash of orange juice in my champagne
76. Watch me sip, watch me lay lay
77. New rule: all drinks must come in coconut form
78. I wonder if there’s a margarita somewhere out there thinking about me too
79. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.” – Oscar Wilde
80. There is nothing which a glass of cocktail cannot solve
81. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. ” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
82. My doctor said I needed to drink more water, so I added ice to my whiskey.
83. There’s always time for cocktails.
84. “Life is too short for bad cocktails.”
85. “Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!” – Unknown
86. High tide or low tide, I’ll be by your side
87. No need to cry over spilled tequila
88. “Cheers to the good life”
89. One drink away from telling everyone what I REALLY think
90. I’m a better person when I’m drinking piña coladas
91. “Here’s to good drinks and great friends.”
92. “Cocktails and sunshine, please.”
93. Sweeter than honey
94. Cry me a whiskey river
95. “Let’s get tropical.”
96. I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me
97. Born to rum
98. If you visit New York someday don’t ever forget to try the Manhattan delight.
99. You’re negroni one for me
100. “Men are like wine—some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ” —Pope John XXIII
101. “Cocktails always get high on girls.”
102. My favorite drink is the next one
103. Happy hour or better call it cocktail hour.
104. Happy hour?
105. Surround yourself with people who are more excited about your birthday than you are.
106. “Hit me with your best shot.”
107. “I drink to make other people more interesting. ” — Ernest Hemingway
108. Happy hour or better call it cocktail hour
109. Keep calm and make yourself a cocktail.
110. Drink responsibly – Don’t spill any.
111. When life gives you lemons, grab the vodka
112. “Cocktails and conversations, my favorite combo.”
113. I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail
114. “If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.” ~ W.C. Fields
115. I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food
116. The greatest adventures happen after cocktails
117. “Hanging with you is gin-credible.”
118. Write several drafts first
119. There is always a happy hour in your day. Make sure to have it
120. Time to become a superhero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle
121. Yes, size matters. Nobody wants a small cocktail
122. Live every hour like it’s happy hour
123. “It’s always happy hour with good friends”
124. “Cocktails bring u the best taste swings.”
125. “Let’s drink to success.”
126. “My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst” ~ Anonymous
127. “For gin, in sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth. ” – Noel Coward
128. Happy hour vibes.
129. Ask a question in your caption to encourage engagement with your followers
130. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. ” — W. C. Fields
131. Make happy hour last all day
132. “Cocktails, because adulting is hard”
133. Whiskey business
134. Bring on the bubbly
135. Alcohol is the liquid version of photoshop
136. Peace, love, and happy hour.
137. Life is better with a cocktail
138. “Drink up, it’s [insert day of the week here].”
139. “Keep calm and give yourself a cocktail. “
140. Did somebody say cocktails?
141. Hydrate responsibly.
142. “But why is the rum gone?”
143. “Confused about your feelings? , Have a blended shot to clear it out.”
144. “I prefer my Cocktail the old style.”
145. “There’s really no wrong way to use a margarita pool. ” – Will Forte
146. “Watch me sip, watch me lay lay” – Unknown
147. The more I think about you, the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail
148. “If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…” — Rupert Holmes
149. I’ll drink to that
150. “It’s a cocktail o clock.”
151. Gym? I thought you said gin
152. “Making Monday a little more bearable”
153. I stay hydrated by adding ice to my cocktail
154. My favorite book: Tequila Mockingbird
155. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams
156. The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink
157. “Trust me, you can dance. ” – Alcohol
158. A Lady, with a glass of cosmopolitan, defines Beauty with class.
159. Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem I guess u already know it
160. I’m in need of liquid therapy
161. “Work is the curse of the drinking class.” — Oscar Wilde
162. What’s the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time
163. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools
164. “He was a wise man who invented beer.”
165. Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life
166. Confused about your feelings? Have a blend shot to clear it out
167. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails are just right.
168. “Cocktails, because sometimes wine is just not enough”
169. Feeling just peachy
170. “Drink and be merry”
171. Looks like this is a gin-gin situation
172. The first five days of the weekend are the hardest
173. Happy hour? Wine not?
174. I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar
175. “She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” — Kate Spade
176. “Save water, drink wine.”
177. “Sip, sip hooray!”
178. Sip happens.
179. Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector
180. Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous
181. Hit me with your best shot
182. My doctor said I needed to drink more water, so I added more ice to my cocktails
183. The more I think about you, the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail.
184. Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails
185. “Uncork and unwind”
186. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
187. It’s a bubbly kind of night
188. I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just at the bar
189. Democratic Party, the Republican Party, Cocktail party
190. “I prefer Tom Collins over Tom cruise.”
191. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. ” – Ernest Hemingway
192. I enjoy long, romantic walks to the bar
193. Whiskey is a great drink? It makes you see double and feel single
194. It’s not as giant as James’ peach, but I like mine just fine
195. All good stories start with cocktails
196. “All is fair in love and beer. ”- Kurt Paradis
197. “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.” ~ Homer Simpson
198. You are the piña to my colada
199. “(The Old Fashioned)… is a member of the cocktail trinity. ” – George Jean Nathan
200. “B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat”
201. Save water. Drink alcohol
202. If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink champagne, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends
203. Cocktails are the other vitamin C.
204. If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink champagne, you’re an amateur, and we can’t be friends
205. “Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.” — Rihanna
206. “Drink in the moment.”
207. A banana has 100 calories, and a vodka soda has 64. Choose wisely.
208. You can’t sip with us
209. Making pour decisions tonight
210. I have mixed drinks about feelings.
211. A love letter to cocktails
212. “Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.” — Rihanna, “Cheers (Drink to That)
213. Time flies when you’re having rum
214. First drink about it, then think about it
215. I always make time for cocktails.
216. “There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking. ” – Benjamin Franklin
217. When life screws you up, get yourself a screwdriver
218. Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic
219. Cocktails are always a good idea
220. “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” ~ Dorothy Parker
221. There is nothing that a glass of cocktail cannot solve.
222. It’s not drinking alone if you dog is home
223. Born to rum.
224. Weekends are only complete with cocktails
225. “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade…and find someone whose life gave them vodka. ” – Ron White
226. Make yourself special by drinking well and more than others
227. “Sipping on sunshine.”
228. “Cheers to the weekend”
229. Whiskey me away
230. Yes, way rose.
231. “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” — Amy Neftzger
232. I’m outdoorsy, meaning I like to drink cocktails on patios
233. Bottoms up
234. “Here’s to another round of laughter and good drinks”
235. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.
236. Always say yes to cocktails
237. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ” — Benjamin Franklin
238. When life screws you up get yourself a screwdriver
239. You’re the mint to my mojito
240. Just need a cocktail to make my mood good
241. If you want to be happy, worry less and drink more
242. I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at cocktails
243. “Happy hour o’clock.”
244. Being a beach lover is one of the things I got right
245. Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had a beer and hot dogs
246. We go together like Fridays and happy hour.
247. If you don’t drink, how will your friends know that you love them at 2am?
248. “Raise a glass to good times and good drinks.”
249. “Making memories one drink at a time.”
250. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
251. My happiest hours include sunset and a boardwalk
252. The only real happy ending is the weekend
253. The inner soul of every girl out there demands a glass of bloody Mary
254. “Drink like you’re living your best life.”
255. “An ocean breeze puts a mind at ease.”
256. A Lady with a glass of cosmopolitan, defines Beauty with class
257. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not
258. “How can you ever be bored on a boardwalk like this?”
259. “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” — Steve Allen
260. “Sip happens at happy hour.”
261. When life gives you lemons, slice them up and make a cocktail
262. Little Miss Martini
263. Champagne is always the answer
264. Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink
265. A party without champagne is just a meeting
266. Vine and dandy
267. If life gives you limes, make a margarita.
268. “I’m a better person when I’m drinking pińa coladas.”
269. “Let’s raise a toast to [insert occasion here].”
270. “I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink. ” – Tom Waits
271. “Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.”
272. “You say potato, I say vodka. ” —Karen Walker, Will & Grace
273. You’re the piña to my colada
274. Yes way Rosé!
275. I prefer my cocktails old-fashioned
276. “Cheers to a night well-drunk.”
277. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” ~ W.C. Fields
278. Call me old-fashioned
279. Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.
280. Sip, sip, hooray!
281. “Tonight’s forecast? 99% of cocktails.”
282. In case of emergency, fill with vodka
283. Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine
284. “I’m not really a social drinker. I would say it’s mostly work-related.”
285. “There’s always time for cocktails.”
286. Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health
287. Old Fashioned Kind of Love
288. “Step Aside coffee This is a Job for alcohol”
289. I don’t drink a cocktail, cocktail drinks me.
290. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties. ” — Oscar Wilde
291. It’s time to wine down
292. Let’s drink about it
293. “Drinking Rum before 10am makes you a Pirate, not an Alcoholic. ” – Earl Dibbles Jr
294. I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into another person, and that person drinks a lot
295. 2 best thing about Russia? It’s vodka and Moscow mule
296. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.” — Oscar Wilde
297. Hit me with your best shot.
298. Peace, love, and happy hour
299. Cocktails never let me down
300. “Cheers to a night full of good drinks, good friends, and good memories.”
301. It’s a cocktail o’clock
302. Life is short, order the cocktail
303. God has given you unlimited and countless happy hours, you just need to find and recognise them
304. “Rum is a flatterer, making fools and lunatics. ” – James Lendall Basford
305. Two best things about Russia? It’s vodka and Moscow mule
306. Drinking before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic
307. “I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted. ” — W. C. Fields
308. Snooze, booze, repeat
309. “Drink like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t.”
310. I love water. Especially frozen into ice cubes. Blended with tequila. I love margaritas
311. “Cocktails and good times, always.”
312. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.” – Henny Youngman
313. Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem, I guess you already know it.
314. “Whisky is liquid sunshine. ”- George Bernard Shaw
315. You want to hear to tale, go first grab a glass of cocktail
316. Tonight’s forecast? A 99% chance of cocktails.
317. Little Miss Can’t Turn Down A Cocktail
318. “I worked hard all week to put beer on this table.”
319. Tequila is cheaper than therapy.
320. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
321. “It is true that whiskey improves with age. The old I get, the more I like it.” — Ronnie Corbett
322. “I don’t have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can’t get a drink. ” ― Tom Waits
323. I need therapy, cocktail therapy.
324. “That’s what I do. I drink and I know things. ” —Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
325. “It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.”
326. Girls just wanna have cocktails
327. “Cocktails are just hugs in a glass.”
328. “Mix it up, it’s the spice of life”
329. Happy hour views
330. “B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat.”
331. She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair
332. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ~ Frank Sinatra
333. I worked hard all week to put beer on this table
334. Find me at the counter of cocktails in bars
335. First drink, then let’s think about it.
336. “Cheers to new friends and good times”
337. The best way to thank for a lovely moment is to enjoy it fully
338. There’s no problem a cocktail can’t solve
339. “Here’s to a night filled with good drinks and good memories”
340. Limit yourself to 3-4 hashtags
341. “I do believe it’s time for another peachy adventure.”
342. Knock Knock, it’s cocktail o’clock!
343. “Only, in Haiti, I realized, is it possible to drink rum and haggle with a god. ” – Wade Davis
344. “Sip, sip, hooray”
345. Pretty fly for a Mai Tai!
346. A love letter to Old Fashions
347. Good vibes happen at happy hour.
348. We don’t trust camels or anything that can go a week without a drink.
349. “There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.” – Benjamin Franklin
350. It’s finally Friday, let’s pop the champagne!
351. Political party? No. Cocktail party? Yes
352. Beer. Lime. & Sunshine
353. Drink triple, see double, act single
354. “Take time to coast (and toast).”
355. Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer
356. Fresh for your enjoyment
357. Can’t stop to chat. I’m late for a meeting at wine o’clock
358. “My cocktail = Beer. Lime. & Sunshine.”
359. I followed my heart, it led me to the bar
360. “A drink a day keeps reality at bay” – Unknown
361. Brunch so hard mimosas wanna find me
362. When life throws lemons catch them and make a cocktail
363. “Raise a glass to new beginnings.”
364. “Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.”
365. How Merlot can you go?
366. “Cocktails and dreams.”
367. Wine stains on my glass mean I went to a virtual wine tasting
368. Don’t think about the cocktail. Drink the cocktail
369. Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink
370. “Cocktails and good food, a match made in heaven”
371. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
372. “Cocktails and laughter, the perfect recipe”
373. “Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.” ~ Anonymous
374. Democratic party, Republican party, Cocktail party
375. We all deserve an alcoholiday
376. “Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. ” – Fuzzy Zoeller
377. You can never resist the charm of a cocktail. #cocktailcharm
378. A party without cocktails is just a meeting
379. Always find time for the things and people who make you happy.
380. “The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical. ” – Richard Owen
381. Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
382. “Raise a glass to new beginnings”
383. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.
384. Once upon a time, in a cocktail bar…
385. “Cocktails and good company, the perfect mix.”
386. On cloud wine!
387. “Cheers to a beautiful [insert day/night here]”
388. Bring on the bubbly.
389. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. ” – Mark Twain
390. If you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain…
391. “Here’s to another round”
392. You had me at “happy hour. ”
393. “Here’s to a night filled with laughter, good drinks, and unforgettable memories”
394. “I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” ~ Dean Martin
395. “Here’s to a night filled with drinks, dancing, and fun”
396. “I’m in need of liquid therapy” – Unknown
397. Pretty fly for a Mai Tai
398. “Don’t think about the cocktail, drink cocktail.”
399. This senorita needs a margarita
400. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.” — Henny Youngman
401. “Raise a glass to the moment.”
402. You can never resist the charm of a cocktail
403. “Sipping on happiness.”
404. Every hour is happy hour if you’re dedicated enough
405. It’s plain to see, we’re mint to be
406. Mimosas are a good source of vitamin C
407. Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail.
408. Gin and bear it
409. “Cheers to a night of endless cocktails and endless fun.”
410. Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink vodka, and fly
411. “Happiest among all the hours.”
412. Relationship status: in love with cocktails
413. “Sipping on summer vibes.”
414. “I need therapy, cocktail therapy.”
415. Thank you from the bottom of my glass
416. Happy hour views.
417. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is. ” – Henny Youngman
418. “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. ” — Ogden Nash
419. “I always make time for cocktails.”
420. But first, cocktails.
421. “Happy hour views.”
422. “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” – Steve Allen
423. “Surround yourself with people who are more excited about your birthday than you are.”
424. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. ” — Frank Sinatra
425. “Drinking for the moment”
426. “I never go jogging. It makes me spill my martini. ” — George Burns
427. “Shake it off, drink it up.”
428. Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth.
429. Happy hour or better call it a cocktail hour
430. It’s a cocktail o clock
431. My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough champagne
432. The weekend called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails
433. “Trust me you can dance”- Vodka
434. Tequila is cheaper than therapy
435. I’ll be ready in a prosecco
436. Today’s good mood is brought to you by cocktails
437. Yes, way rosé
438. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
439. Friends don’t let friends go thirsty.
440. “Drinking for the love of it”
441. My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst
442. But first, cocktails
443. I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just in a bar.
444. Good times and cocktail limes
445. Just a sip to help me un-wine
446. Bring me the best cocktail in the town
447. Life is better by the beach
448. The best kind of alcohol is: a lot
449. Kids drink beer. Real men go for pitchers
450. Party now, worry later
451. Finish your day sparkling
452. The Vod Squad
453. “Friday called; she is on her way and she is also bringing wine with her.”
454. “Sipping on sweet dreams.”
455. Behind every great night is a cocktail
456. Always find time for the things and people who make you happy
457. Keep it short, sweet, and to the point!
458. “The only cocktail really to rival the martini and its variants. ” – Kingsley Amis
459. “Drink happy thoughts.”
460. “Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong.”
461. I’m a better person when I’m drinking Piña Coladas.
462. “Making memories, one cocktail at a time”
463. “I have mixed drinks about feelings” – Unknown
464. “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world. ” —Jack Nicholson
465. Use descriptive and creative language to describe the taste, smell, and appearance of the drink
466. Give your taste buds a burst of sweet and sour mix #sweetandsourmojito
467. Cocktail are way cheaper than therapy
468. “A party without champagne is just a meeting.”
469. In need of liquid therapy
470. “It is true that whiskey improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ” – Ronnie Corbett
471. Weekend forecast, 100% chance of beer
472. “Be happy for this moment.”
473. I’d give up cocktails, but I’m no quitter
474. “Rosé all day.”
475. “Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar."
476. “Vodka is kind of a hobby. ” —Betty White
477. I can’t drink orange juice neat, please pass the vodka
478. Thank you, from the bottom of my glass
479. It’s wine o clock
480. Why limit happy to an hour?
481. A cocktail a day keeps the worries away.
482. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
483. As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides
484. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
485. “Drink responsibly, but have fun.”
486. I don’t care if someone calls me old-fashioned
487. Stop trying to make everybody happy. You’re not a cocktail
488. Enjoy a taste of heaven.
489. Will you accept this Rosé?
490. Cocktails are always a good idea.
491. I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.
492. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain
493. Happy hour is the best hour
494. “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
495. The more I think about you the more I need to fill my empty glass of cocktail
496. Trying to make protein shakes, but they keep coming out like margaritas
497. Words can’t espresso how much I love this martini
498. Cocktails are the key to my heart
499. There is nothing that a cocktail cannot solve.
500. Salt, tequila, lime. Repeat
501. “Wasted away again in Margaritaville. ” —Jimmy Buffett
502. ”A medium vodka dry martini, with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. ” – Ian Fleming
503. Liquid calories don’t count
504. The more I think about you, the more I need to drink
505. Friday called. She’s on her way, bringing cocktails!
506. Champagne kisses
507. Some call it self-confidence – I call it cocktails.
508. Happiest among all the hours.
509. Alcohol you later
510. I love the umbrella hanging on the top of the cocktail.
511. At times illusion is better than reality, at least you’re getting unlimited cocktails over there.
512. Enjoying life one cocktail at a time
513. Include a strong call to action
514. “Vodka is like water, but with consequences. ” – Tom Rachman
515. Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.
516. Save water and drink cocktails.
517. I have mixed drinks about feelings
518. “Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho!” – Captain Jack Sparrow
519. “I’m in need of liquid therapy”
520. Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
521. Use the caption to showcase your bartending skills
522. I’m a gin-nie in a bottle
523. A cocktail a day keeps the worries away
524. “Drinking for the journey”
525. If you want to start your love story in an amazing way, start it with a cocktail
526. “Drinking for the ‘gram”
527. Want to make me yours? Offer me some cocktails.
528. Alcohol you later.
529. “Life is too short for plain water”
530. I’m a better person when I’m drinking pińa coladas
531. Searching for the best cocktail in town
532. The cocktail is the best drink
533. “Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour when you are fabulous.”
534. “Gonna party like it’s my birthday…’cause it is.”
535. Use emojis and have fun with them
536. “I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. ” – Rodney Dangerfield
537. When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading
538. “Cocktails are more loyal than anyone else.. at least they never let u down.”
539. “Time flies when you are having a cocktail.”
540. A drink a day keeps reality at bay
541. You had me at Merlot
542. “I’m in a good place right now. I’m on the beach.”
543. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties. ” – Oscar Wilde
544. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails are just right
545. Cocktails always gets high on girls
546. Step aside coffee. This is a job for cocktails.
547. “Raise a glass to [insert accomplishment here]”
548. “Cocktails and good company, the ultimate combination.”
549. Enjoy a taste of heaven
550. Champagne is like duct tape. It fixes everything
551. Save water, drink wine
552. Beer to many more cheers
553. In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb sh*t while completely sober too
554. Monday, nothing a cocktail can’t fix
555. Let the good times Aperol
556. Girls just wanna have cocktails.
557. Do you get deja-brew?
558. It’s wine o’clock somewhere
559. “Let’s make this a recurring meeting.”
560. Cocktail thoughts.
561. “Raise a glass to life’s little victories”
562. A party without cocktails is just a meeting.
563. “A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.”
564. “Let’s make this a night to remember.”
565. Let’s pop bottles
566. Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol
567. That’s what I do, I drink and I know things
568. Happy hour o’clock.
569. I need therapy, cocktail therapy
570. “Don’t even ask, just poor me a drink.”
571. There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.
572. “Drinking to forget, but mostly to remember”
573. “Tequila for my soul”
574. “Sipping on something sweet.”
575. “Shaken, not stirred”
576. The inner soul of every girl out there demands a glass of bloody Mary.
577. There’s always time for cocktails
578. Trust me, you can dance – Vodka
579. “Girls often prefer cocktails over, Ahem I guess u already know it.”
580. “Work is the curse of the drinking class. ” – Oscar Wilde
581. “There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.” — Benjamin Franklin
582. Do cocktails count towards my eight glasses of water a day?
583. “Let’s raise a glass to [insert milestone here]”
584. “Strong women need strong drinks.”
585. “Party now, adult later.”
586. Front-load the most important information
587. “I exercise self-control and never touch a beverage stronger than gin before breakfast. ”—W. C. Fields
588. Gin me baby one more time
589. Drink happy thoughts.
590. “When life throws lemon catch them and make a cocktail.”
591. “It’s finally Friday, let’s pop the champagne!”
592. I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me
593. I enjoy long romantic walks toward the bar.
594. “Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Wanna drink about it?”
595. “Drink like you’re on vacation.”
596. Move over, coffee. Today is a day for cocktails
597. “Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails are just right.”
598. “Sipping on something sweet”
599. Political party? NO, cocktail party? YES
600. “That’s what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka. ” – Chelsea Handler
601. “Friday called, she’s on her way bringing cocktails!”
602. I’ve got 99 problems, and this cocktail solves them all
603. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
604. “Drink up, it’s [insert day of the week here]”
605. Dying for the cocktail
606. Great minds, drink a like
607. How can you ever be bored on a boardwalk like this?
608. “Cocktails and conversations, the perfect match”
609. I prefer my cocktails old-fashioned.
610. “Friday nights are incomplete without the cocktail.”
611. Sip me baby, one more time
612. A banana has 105 calories, a vodka soda has 64. Choose wisely
613. “Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn’t everyone?” —Noel Coward
614. Yes, size matters! No one wants a small cocktail!
615. “Drink triple, see double, act single” – Unknown
616. “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. ” – Steve Allen
617. In a relationship with a cocktail.
618. I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea
619. My cocktail = Beer. Lime. & Sunshine
620. A drink a day keeps reality at bay.
621. The lower the latitude, the better the attitude
622. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” — Ernest Hemingway
623. To me “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it!
624. “Great love affairs start with a cocktail.”
625. “Cocktails and laughter, the perfect way to unwind.”
626. Champagne is like duct tape, It fixes everything
627. I need a HUGE cocktail.
628. “My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst.”
629. “What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. ” – Irish Proverb
630. “Let’s drink to that”
631. I want my toes in the sand and a cocktail in my hand
632. “Cocktails and good vibes, always.”
633. Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!
634. A taste of heaven
635. Work is the curse of the drinking class.
636. “Let’s cheers to life.”
637. “Drinking for the love of adventure”
638. I got 9 problems and cocktails solve every one of them.
639. She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.
640. “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.”
641. 2 best things about Russia? It’s vodka and Moscow mule.
642. I’ve got some bad gin-tentions