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1,100 Best Chocolate Quotes For Instagram (2023)

1. I never met a chocolate I didn’t like


2. If anyone breaks my heart, it will take a million chocolates to put the pieces back together


3. All you need is love, but a little chocolate from time to time doesn't hurt! - Charles M. Schulz


4. Chocolate is ruin, happiness, pleasure, love, ecstasy, fantasy... - Elaine Sherman


5. “As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness. ” ― Wayne Gerard Trotman


6. Opposites that attract. Like orange peel and chocolate. - Fabrizio Caramagna


7. “Hot chocolate: a hug in a mug.” – Unknown


8. Dark chocolate is the new red wine.


9. You’ve got the sweet tooth, we’ve got the sweet chocolate.


10. Next time you have a moment to spare, savor it.


11. Me, chocolate, and selfie


12. I hope this pic warms you right up.


13. Loco for cocoa


14. “What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.” – George Bernard Shaw


15. Everywhere in the world there are tensions – economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate


16. Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty


17. Good chocolate, good life.


18. “If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.” – Jane Seabrook


19. This hot chocolate bomb is brewtiful.


20. Don’t bite off more than you can chew, unless it’s chocolate


21. “Every day with you is like enjoying a delicious piece of chocolate.” – Unknown


22. Stay toasty out there.


23. “Like a box of chocolates, you make life sweet and full of surprises.” – Unknown


24. I miss you a choco-lot!


25. Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth always lies


26. Take chocolate so that the meanest companies seem good to you. - Madame de Sévigné


27. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant, so chocolate is a salad.


28. This is my hot chocolate bomb mug.


29. Hand me the hot chocolate, now! There really is no need for anyone to get hurt


30. If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half? - Wakas Mir


31. “She’s my ultimate comfort and the sweetness that never fades, just like chocolate.” – Unknown


32. Chocolate is not only palatable, it is also a wonderful balm for the mouth. - Stephani Blancardi


33. Pure Love and Satisfaction


34. Resistance is futile; surrender to chocolate!


35. “Education is the chocolate of the mind; teachers are the master chocolatiers.” – Unknown


36. Eat a square meal a day – a box of chocolate


37. If eating too much chocolate is a sin, take me to the chocolate prison


38. Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolate


39. “What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.” ― Katharine Hepburn


40. No matter how dark things may seem, if you keep on believing, the sunshine will come out.


41. Chocolate is the greatest gift to women ever created. - Sandra Bullock


42. “Give me some real chocolate. Real fighters eat real chocolate.” -Nick Diaz


43. Bombastic Love. So fantastic. — Britney Spears, "Bombastic Love"


44. “I love chocolate.”


45. Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive


46. Craving for chocolate!


47. “Love is a piece of chocolate in a world of vanilla.” – Unknown


48. Nothing is more romantic than chocolate


49. Hot chocolate squad.


50. “When words aren’t enough, chocolate speaks volumes.”


51. Is it better to eat a whole bar of dark chocolate or not eat any dark chocolate at all? We think yes.


52. Life without chocolate is like a beach without water


53. All I want is peace, love, understanding and chocolate.


54. If you give her some chocolates, she's on a diet. If you give her flowers, she's allergic. - Anonymous


55. Let’s get lost in a world full of books and hot chocolate.


56. “She’s the cocoa that warms my heart and the chocolate that satisfies my soul.” – Unknown


57. This must be true love


58. “People who like chocolate are often more generous, happier, and peace-loving.”


59. “Life is better with a cup of hot chocolate in hand.” – Unknown


60. “What’s always in season? Chocolate.”


61. “He’s the love story I want to savor, just like a piece of chocolate.” – Unknown


62. “Chocolate says I’m sorry so much better than words.” – Rachel Vincent


63. You mocha me so happy.


64. There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate


65. For the people who know that dark chocolate is best.


66. Unless you’re bringing hot chocolate, don’t wake me up before 10 am, please


67. “In a world full of choices, I choose Dairy Milk.”


68. “A day without Dairy Milk is like a day without sunshine.”


69. Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.


70. “He’s the missing ingredient in my life’s recipe, just like chocolate.” – Unknown


71. “She’s the chocolate to my cravings – irresistible and always welcome.” – Unknown


72. I’d stop the world and melt with you.


73. Life is like chocolate: you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue


74. If chocolate is the answer….the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott


75. “Love is a journey, and chocolate is the fuel that keeps it delicious.” – Unknown


76. “Hot chocolate: where memories become delicious.” – Unknown


77. You make me melt.


78. Hot fudge fills deep needs


79. Enhance your favorite moments with our chocolatey goodness.


80. My beauty is dark chocolate and it’s delicious and it’s sweet


81. Who needs a box of chocolates when you could have dark chocolate—it’s the gift that keeps on giving


82. “Hot fudge fills deep needs.”


83. My weakness was chocolate but now it’s you


84. Chocolate makes everyone smile - even bankers. - Benneville Strohecker


85. I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Lora Brody


86. Will kiss for chocolate


87. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”


88. “When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.”


89. Om chocolate!


90. Chocolate is happiness that you can eat. - Ursula Kohaupt


91. “She’s the reason my world is as delightful as a box of assorted chocolates.” – Unknown


92. Chocolates, a true gift from the sweet tooth fairy


93. Hot chocolate? Say less.


94. I adore hot chocolate.


95. To the chocolate world, I go!


96. Snow is falling, hot cocoa is calling.


97. “A great teacher is like the perfect chocolate – both bring joy to those they touch.” – Unknown


98. Cuddle weather.


99. If you need me I’ll be hiding under a blanket with some hot chocolate.


100. “Who cares about falling in love. I’d rather fall in chocolate.” Tori Mason


101. “There’s no problem that a Dairy Milk bar can’t solve.”


102. “Happiness is a warm cup of hot chocolate.” – Unknown


103. Let’s cuddle with a cup of hot cocoa.


104. Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside


105. Sadness is no chocolate in the house


106. “There is something so comforting, so soothing about a mug of hot chocolate.” – Lisa Schroeder


107. “What you see before you, my friend is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.”-Katharine Hepburn


108. “Chocolate is a substance worth existing for” ― C. G. Drews


109. “Hot chocolate: the art of sipping and savoring.” – Unknown


110. Life is like chocolate, it's the bitter that makes you appreciate the sugar. - Xavier Brebion


111. When no one understands you, chocolate is there


112. The solution to every problem is chocolate


113. Chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate. Need I say more?


114. Let’s get out of here—you and me, we’re going to make some sweet memories together.


115. “Chocolate is cheaper than therapy”


116. At dark chocolate, we celebrate the bittersweet beauty of life.


117. “I don’t want to lose you In my life.”


118. “Chocolate melts hearts, and love warms souls.” – Unknown


119. “He’s the cocoa to my mornings and the sweetness to my nights.” – Unknown


120. What’s your favorite way to enjoy #DarkChocolate and red wine?


121. “Happiness is an unexpected piece of chocolate. ”


122. Very w–interesting.


123. An idea is like a pain au chocolat. You have to let it cool to see if it is really good. - Serge Uzzan


124. “A cup of hot chocolate is the answer to any cold day.” – Unknown


125. Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate


126. The secret ingredient is always chocolate


127. “I’ve got a really sweet tooth and sometimes I just have to have some chocolate.” Kristy Gallacher


128. “Chocolate is happiness that you can eat.”


129. Keep calm and eat chocolate


130. “She’s the reason I believe in sweet beginnings and delicious endings.” – Unknown


131. Warm up and have a cup.


132. God gave angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate.


133. “She’s the missing ingredient that makes my life complete, just like chocolate in dessert.” – Unknown


134. Forget love. I’d rather fall in chocolate


135. “Chocolate is comfort without words. ” ― Ursula Kohaupt


136. Patience is like chocolate... We never have enough! - Christine Heurtault


137. Hot cocoa kisses.


138. If you haven't had a hot chocolate bomb yet, what are you waiting for?


139. You’re the fudging best!


140. “Chocolate says I’m sorry so much better than words. ” — Rachel Vincent


141. “When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy chocolate.” – Unknown


142. “In the symphony of life, love is the melody, and chocolate is the harmony.” – Unknown


143. “There is no we in chocolate.”


144. I’m quite certain that chocolate tastes as good as skinny feels


145. Heaven is the place where chocolate has zero calories and is served every meal time


146. High on hot chocolate.


147. Uncover the truth behind chocolate’s health benefits.


148. “You’re the cocoa to my heart, making it beat a little faster.” – Unknown


149. Don't think chocolate is a substitute for love... Love is a substitute for chocolate. - Miranda Ingram


150. Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. -Michael Levine


151. Dark chocolate is one of the best things you can eat. Here’s why it’s good for you.


152. I love good food. For me, that means lots of green juice, salad, and good dark chocolate


153. You never know what you’re going to get when you have a sweet tooth craving.


154. Hot chocolate is my therapy.


155. Brrring on the hot cocoa.


156. A piece worth existing for


157. Patience is like chocolate... You can never have enough of it! - Christelle Heurtault


158. It's hot chocolate weather.


159. There’s nothing like a tender kiss to get you to your toes.


160. It’s not just a chocolate bar, it’s a moment. A moment of euphoria. (A moment you’ll want to share)


161. When taste meets soul


162. “You’re my favorite flavor in the world of love – just like chocolate.” – Unknown


163. “Chocolate is a way of life, a way of loving, a way of being happy.” – Unknown


164. Did it for the TikTok.


165. “Chocolate: the poor mans’ champagne”


166. “The End is Nigh!” the man shouted.


167. It’s time to fall in love with dark chocolate all over again. Let’s do this.


168. “You are never alone with a bar of Chocolate.”


169. Hot chocolate is the best way to cheer someone up.


170. Wishing you a season filled with hot chocolate.


171. Chocolate fixes everything


172. Do you know what my secret weapon is? Yup, it’s chocolate


173. “When love is bittersweet, add a touch of chocolate.” – Unknown


174. “Chocolate is like a warm hug from the inside.” – Unknown


175. No matter how bad your day is, you can always count on good chocolate to make it better


176. “Hot chocolate is the warm embrace my soul craves.” – Unknown


177. “Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”


178. Sleigh, queen.


179. Let’s have hot chocolate


180. “There’s nothing like hot chocolate and a hug for making the nightmares go away.” – Neil Gaiman


181. Hot chocolate might just want to be called beautiful chocolate once.


182. What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate


183. “Winter is not a season, it’s a celebration.” — Anamika Mishra


184. “Forget love — I’d rather fall in chocolate!”


185. “I make chocolate disappear. What’s your superpower?”


186. “Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.” Michael Levine


187. If I die eating chocolate, I'll die happy. - Cailey Sims


188. “He’s the cocoa that warms my heart and the chocolate that satisfies my soul.” – Unknown


189. “He’s my favorite flavor in the world of love – just like chocolate.” – Unknown


190. “He’s the ultimate comfort and the sweetness that never fades, just like chocolate.” – Unknown


191. Today’s forecast: 100% chance of snow and hot cocoa.


192. I can't live without chocolate, I always carry a box in my bag. - Nancy Meyers


193. A bar of chocolate.


194. “A foretaste of heaven.”


195. Good chocolate won't make you sick. It won't even make you fat. - Robert Linxie


196. The closest thing to heaven is chocolate.


197. Will carol for hot chocolate.


198. Stay cozy.


199. Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is. - Anonymous


200. When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona


201. Abandon chocolate? Never!


202. Just call me a choc-oholic


203. “You just need a little perspective. Warmed chocolate can give you that.” – Giada De Laurentiis


204. This hot chocolate bomb really melted my heart.


205. “Life’s too short for bad chocolate. Choose Dairy Milk.”


206. “Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays. ”


207. Do you prefer chocolates or candies?


208. I only desire hot chocolate


209. Molten chocolate on your hands means you’re eating it too slow


210. Love is a lot like eating a bountiful amount of chocolate


211. Tobacco can kill, chocolate can't. - Fidel Castro


212. “Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. ” ― Jo Brand


213. I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs. - Greg Behrendt


214. “That’s what I do: I drink and I know things.” — Tyrion Lannister, Game Of Thrones


215. Hot chocolate is why winter is so good.


216. Stay fueled for the long haul with this dark chocolate. You’re worth it.


217. “There’s no ‘we’ in chocolate, but there’s ‘Dairy Milk’.”


218. When words aren’t enough, chocolate speaks volumes


219. “What divine indulgence is this”


220. Given enough chocolate, I can conquer the galaxies


221. “What do you call a person addicted to Chocolate? A CHOCOHOLIC!”


222. “When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.” – Joan Bauer


223. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is a salad


224. “Chocolate makes everyone smile – even bankers. ” - Benneville Strohecker


225. “You brought chocolate—as far as I’m concerned, you’re my new favorite person. ” ― Sarah J. Maas


226. Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Monday’s


227. “Like chocolate, you’re my guilty pleasure and my ultimate delight.” – Unknown


228. “With hot chocolate in hand, anything is possible.” – Unknown


229. The deeper the darkness, the brighter the light.


230. I pray. I meditate. I eat chocolate. I dance. - Elizabeth Perkins


231. Join us in indulging in the rich and decadent flavor of our pure dark chocolate.


232. Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.


233. When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer


234. “Taste the difference! [Your business name]’s Chocolates is King of them all!”


235. With chocolate, no one is ever alone.


236. You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. - George Carlin


237. “Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.” ― Rachel Vincent, My Soul to Save


238. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy Dairy Milk, and that’s kind of the same thing.”


239. “Chocolate and love: a match made in dessert heaven.” – Unknown


240. “The only thing better than cake is more cake.”


241. “In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.” — Ben Aaronovitch


242. I adore dark chocolate


243. You are never alone with a bar of chocolate


244. Does the notion of chocolate contradict the principle of free will? - Sandra Boynton


245. “He’s the missing puzzle piece that fits perfectly, just like chocolate and cravings.” – Unknown


246. “You’re the sweetness that makes life better, just like chocolate.” – Unknown


247. “Love is Chocolate


248. “Chocolate is not a food, it’s an emotion.” – Unknown


249. Save the earth. It is the only planet with chocolate - Anonymous


250. There’s nothing like the smell of winter and hot chocolate.


251. “Teachers, like chocolate, leave a lingering taste of wisdom and inspiration.” – Unknown


252. “Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” Jo Brand


253. Hot chocolate is divine


254. Any time is the right chocolate time!


255. Life without chocolate is like a day without sunshine


256. The best chocolate is dark chocolate. And the better life? It’s ours for the taking.


257. “When in doubt, add more Dairy Milk.”


258. A 25-gram bar of chocolate equals four kilos of fat. - Arthur Bloch


259. Love is an old word, use “Chocolate”


260. “She’s the sweetness that makes life better, just like chocolate.” – Unknown


261. “She’s the reason I know that love is like chocolate – rich, deep, and always worth it.” – Unknown


262. When you’re feeling like a snack but also don’t want to feel like a snack


263. My favorite color is chocolate. - Anonymous


264. “Chocolate is the ultimate cure for a bad day.” – Unknown


265. “A teacher’s impact is as lasting as the taste of fine chocolate.” – Unknown


266. Nothing is as tempting as a piece of chocolate that isn’t yours


267. Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - John Tullius


268. You can never be too rich, too thin, or have too much chocolate.


269. Do you know what chocolate is made of?


270. “There’s no problem a cup of hot chocolate can’t solve.” – Unknown


271. Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can


272. “Life is like a box of chocolates, but I prefer a bar of Dairy Milk.”


273. A good day for staying indoors.


274. “Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate. ” - John Milton


275. If it’s not about chocolates, do not disturb me, please!


276. Chocolate, the currency of love!


277. “Let’s protect planet Earth. Chocolate doesn’t exist elsewhere!”


278. “Women need chocolate. It’s a scientific fact.”-Sophie Kinsella


279. “Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.” — Catherine Aitken


280. The promise of sweet perfection


281. I'm a real Grinch before I've had my hot chocolate.


282. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get”


283. I don’t trust people who don’t like hot chocolate.


284. Chocolate and sweets, two things that make life worth living. - Gianni Monduzzi


285. Chocolate: “Here today, gone today. ”


286. Choco love never breaks hearts


287. “You’re the reason I believe in sweet beginnings and delicious endings.” – Unknown


288. Edible happiness


289. “Hot chocolate is good for the palate and good for the soul.” – Anonymous


290. During rough times, eat a lot of chocolate. When the times are splendid, eat even more chocolate


291. This hot chocolate is the chocolate bomb.


292. “The holidays are better with hot chocolate bombs.”


293. Follow me to the hot chocolate.


294. A balanced diet is a hot chocolate in both hands.


295. All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking.


296. “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate. ” ― Linda Grayson


297. “Like the perfect chocolate, you’re a blend of warmth, sweetness, and comfort.” – Unknown


298. We’ve become notorious for our Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups, but don’t hold that against us.


299. Let the dark days of winter keep you warm with our rich, creamy, and delicious chocolate


300. You just need a little perspective. Warmed chocolate can give you that.- Giada De Laurentiis


301. “Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” – Unknown


302. “Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact.” ― Sophie Kinsella


303. “The way it melts in your mouth is simply Heavenly!”


304. Feeling mugnificent.


305. “Love is the canvas, and chocolate is the masterpiece.” – Unknown


306. Money can talk, but chocolate sings. - Anonymous


307. My favorite winter sport is drinking hot chocolate.


308. “Hot chocolate; anytime, anywhere.”


309. Hot cocoa and mittens.


310. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump


311. Enough talk, let’s eat chocolate


312. When I was a kid, all I loved were books and chocolate. - Sonia Rykiel


313. “He’s the sweetness that adds flavor to my life, just like chocolate.” – Unknown


314. Other foods are just food. But chocolate is chocolate. - Patrick Skene Catling


315. “Women need chocolate. It’s a scientific fact. ” ― Sophie Kinsella


316. Feeling the chocolate vibes


317. It’s not winter without hot chocolate.


318. “Melting in my mouth”


319. What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn


320. “Say yes to hot chocolate.”


321. In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips


322. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot and I want to be on you.


323. Feeling mug-nificent.


324. “Give me some real chocolate. Real fighters eat real chocolate”


325. Dark chocolate is like a fine wine—it tastes better as it ages.


326. The greatest things in life are unseen, that for a moment may be seen.


327. Dark chocolate—the healthier indulgence.


328. You’re the marshmallows to my hot chocolate.


329. Thirteen out of ten people love chocolate


330. Getting rid of a frown is easy when there’s chocolate around.


331. Don’t ever leave me, chocolate


332. Does chocolate make you happy? If it does, eat it. If it doesn’t, hand it over to me


333. Wake me up before you cocoa.


334. “Hot chocolate: where warmth meets sweetness.” – Unknown


335. “A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands”


336. When You’re Not Feeling Enough, it’s Time to Work on You


337. “Never trust a girl who doesn’t like Chocolate.”


338. In between love and chocolate; I choose chocolate


339. “Will looked horrified. “What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?”― Cassandra Clare


340. Attention! Chocolate can reduce the size of your clothes. - Anonymous


341. “Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.”


342. Will work for chocolate


343. “A little bit of sweetness can drown out a whole lot of bitterness”


344. “Happiness is…hot chocolate.”


345. A day without chocolate is like… Just joking! I have no idea


346. The chocolate, yes, the chocolate, but that’s just the beginning


347. I love you a chocolot.


348. Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That’s my motto


349. Chocolate: a delicious cure for a bad day


350. Go ahead, have another piece of dark chocolate. You deserve it.


351. “Life happens, chocolate helps. ”


352. Everyone should believe in something. Well, I believe I’ll have another bar of chocolate


353. “Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness” – Alexis F. Hope


354. “If your Boyfriend doesn’t buy you Chocolates, dump his A*s!”


355. “Life without chocolate is like a day without sunshine.”


356. I’m not overweight, just chocolate enriched!


357. With each bite of dark chocolate, you get the feeling that you are doing something good for yourself


358. Chocoholics around the world, rejoice!


359. “Dark and lovely ?”


360. Chocolate should be savored, not rushed. - Rick Riordan


361. “Chocolate and love: two things worth sharing.” – Unknown


362. In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips


363. Everyone has a price; mine is chocolate!


364. What’s always in season? Chocolate.


365. Good to the last drop.


366. “Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.” – Sonja Blumenthal


367. “When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” – Regina Brett


368. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Jill Shalvis


369. “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get. ” ― Forrest Gump


370. The sweetest things come in dark chocolate


371. Who said chocolate is an addiction? It’s simply a real necessity


372. “Chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.”


373. “Dark and lovely”


374. Cuckoo for cocoa.


375. For the kid in me


376. Chocolate is happiness that you can eat


377. Come to the dark side. We have chocolate


378. Dear chocolate, I love you so much!


379. Neuroscientists confirm that chocolate means more to some people than others


380. May all the mountains you climb in life be made of chocolate.


381. “A slice of pure deliciousness!”


382. The big chill.


383. Dark chocolate is my #1


384. A little too much chocolate is just about the right amount


385. I love hot chocolate


386. Merry little Christmas treats.


387. “I have chocolate hidden in places that nobody knows about.” -Tony McCoy


388. Certified chocolatarian


389. “Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”


390. Hot cocoa season.


391. Every sensible person loves chocolate. - Bob Greene


392. Both chocolate and friends bring joy and happiness – together they’re the perfect duo for success


393. Life is sweet


394. “Chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate. Need I say more?”


395. Hot chocolate, cold nights, bright stars, and frosty mornings.


396. How can we ever go back to regular hot chocolate?


397. “Life is better with him by my side, just like chocolate makes everything better.” – Unknown


398. Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays


399. “Everything that I am, I owe to chocolate.”


400. “He stared at his hot chocolate like it held the secret to the universe.” — Lilith Saintcrow


401. “She’s the cocoa to my mornings and the sweetness to my nights.” – Unknown


402. You are what you eat, so eat something sweet!


403. You’re as sweet as Hershey’s kisses!


404. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.


405. “Just as chocolate sweetens life, teachers sweeten minds.” – Unknown


406. “The only thing better than a friend, is a friend who brings Chocolate along ??”.


407. I just want to have ABS…olutely more chocolate!


408. “Love is eternal; so is the joy of chocolate.” – Unknown


409. Dark chocolate is considered by many to be healthy food.


410. Problems exist all over the world. That is why we need chocolate


411. It’s time for choco lust


412. Hot chocolate makes me high


413. Hot cocoa moments.


414. Once upon a time, I was starving. And that, my friend, is the reason why all the chocolates are gone!


415. I love you more than chocolates


416. The only thing better than chocolate is more chocolate.


417. In chocolate we trust!


418. What are cartridges used for in a battle? Me, instead, I always take chocolate. - George Bernard Shaw


419. Forget the diamonds, it's chocolate, I think you'll agree, girls' best friend. - Carole Matthews


420. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” -Charles M. Schulz


421. “The moment of cocoa-drinking was always the moment of confidences”


422. May we all find shelter, warmth, good company, and hot cocoa.


423. “Carpe coca, seize the chocolate.”


424. What you’re looking at right now is the product of a lifetime of chocolate indulgence


425. Be happy, eat chocolate


426. There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate


427. I’m a Chocolaterian – I only eat Chocolate!


428. Yummy to the last bite!


429. You brought chocolate? Well, as far as I’m concerned right now, you’re my favorite person


430. If you can’t remember my name, just say “chocolate” and I’ll turn around


431. Keeping things festive.


432. “She’s the warmth and sweetness that make life beautiful, just like chocolate.” – Unknown


433. “Our love story is as rich and satisfying as the finest chocolate.” – Unknown


434. Chocolate is always the answer, no matter what the question is


435. “If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake. ” ― Maryrose Wood


436. “Chocolate is happiness that you can eat. ” ― Ursula Kohaupt


437. Unless you’re chocolate, it’s okay that you can’t make everyone happy


438. “All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Lucy Van Pelt


439. Chocolate is good with... vanilla, milk, strawberries, ice cream, chocolate! - Anonymous


440. Hot chocolate is the key to happiness.


441. Never disturb me when I’m eating chocolate


442. Charlie and the chocolate factory


443. “Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. ” ― Fernando Pessoa


444. “All this talk of humans settling on Mars…if there’s no Chocolate on Mars I ain’t going!”


445. Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and usually point to your hips. - Susan Savannah


446. “Chocolate: “Here today, gone today.”


447. Oh tidings of comfort and joy. — "God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen"


448. A good day for drinking hot chocolate.


449. Happiness is taking a selfie with your favorite chocolate


450. “You’re the love note I find in every bite of chocolate.” – Unknown


451. “Game of Bars”


452. Hot chocolate is my drug


453. “Love is the icing, and chocolate is the cake.” – Unknown


454. “Expert Advice: Keep a fork with you at all times, just in case you see a Chocolate cake”


455. Dark is right. The higher the cocoa, the lower the guilt.


456. A chocolate doesn't ask stupid questions, it gives immediate answers. - Carlo Pin


457. What is health? It's chocolate! - Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


458. Dark chocolate is the best form of medicine.


459. There is no we in chocolate


460. Our bond is like a delicious chocolate treat – full of warmth and joy


461. “I’m on a sugar crash.” — ElyOtto, “SugarCrash!”


462. Guilt wrecks the sublime chocolate experience. It’s best to just avoid this feeling


463. Irresistibly tempting


464. The chocolate is calling; I must go!


465. This delectable piece of paradise is a gift of love to myself


466. You can’t recall my name? Just say chocolate, and I’ll turn around


467. “Teachers are like chocolate – they make everything better.” – Unknown


468. Dessert for breakfast? The new “Fruit and Nut” Bar is the decadent way to start your day.


469. “Dairy Milk: a passport to paradise for your taste buds.”


470. There is always time for a chocolate treat


471. “Chocolate and love: both worth indulging in.” – Unknown


472. “Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It’s a no-win situation.” – Kim Williams


473. Women need chocolate. It’s a scientific fact. - Sophie Kinsella


474. Days that end with “Y” are the days when I’m allowed to eat chocolate


475. You can’t be too rich, too thin, or have too much dark chocolate.


476. Chocolate makes everything better


477. Sweet perfection.


478. “You’re my sweet escape, just like a bite of chocolate.” – Unknown


479. “It’s chocolate addiction.”


480. Oh sweet chocolate, soothe my soul


481. I love you more than chocolate


482. “No such thing as too much chocolate”


483. “I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.”


484. “Here we only got one rule: never, ever let it cool.” — Tom Hanks, The Polar Express


485. “Savor the sweetness of Dairy Milk, because you deserve it.”


486. My kind of happiness


487. “Just as chocolate brightens the day, teachers brighten minds with knowledge.” – Unknown


488. Be brave. Be bold. Be dark chocolate.


489. Did someone say hot chocolate? I’m on the way.


490. Hot chocolate is the best medicine.


491. “Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Coincidence? I think not. Have some Dairy Milk!”


492. “Life is sweeter with you, just like chocolate.” – Unknown


493. Dark chocolate is a superfood. No really. Here’s why.


494. Dark chocolate is nature’s answer to everything.


495. I like all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, anything


496. Money can’t buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing


497. Life happens. Chocolate helps


498. “When life gives you lemons. . . throw them back and ask for chocolate. ”


499. Chocolate is comfort without words. - Ursula Kohaupt


500. “Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.”


501. “He’s the sweetness that makes life better, just like chocolate.” – Unknown


502. “No such thing as too much chocolate.”


503. Carry on through your life with the strength and humor to take on any challenge.


504. “Die eating chocolate, and you die happy.”


505. I love chocolate. I like milk and dark chocolate, but definitely not white


506. Stay inside.


507. “I dream chocolate.”


508. “She’s the love note that flavors every moment, just like chocolate.” – Unknown


509. “He’s the cocoa to my heart, making it beat a little faster.” – Unknown


510. “Chocolate is like a smile from the inside.” – Unknown


511. I love days when my only problem is how many hot chocolates to have.


512. Fuzzy socks and hot cocoa.


513. I feel like this hot chocolate bomb is really starting to warm up to me.


514. How in the world would I have managed to survive without chocolate?


515. “He’s the reason I embrace the journey; after all, every adventure needs some chocolate.” – Unknown


516. Time to curl up with hot cocoa.


517. Eating a scrumptious piece of chocolate is a perfect way to kick-start the day


518. Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton S. Hershey


519. Forget love, I’d rather fall in hot chocolate.


520. All I want is peace on Earth, love for everyone, unity for all, and a bar of chocolate


521. “He’s my daily dose of happiness, just like a chocolate treat.” – Unknown


522. No one knows exactly how much cocoa is in our chocolate. We won’t tell anyone.


523. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. - Regina Brett


524. Chocolate, the secret to happiness!


525. “Some people meditate, I eat Dairy Milk chocolate.”


526. “Dairy Milk: a little square of heaven.”


527. I am not a chocolate lover, but I can’t stop …


528. “In a world of choices, I’d choose you and a chocolate dessert every time.” – Unknown


529. “He’s the reason I embrace the darkness; after all, that’s where the finest chocolates are.” – Unknown


530. Be it cookies, cakes, or milkshakes — I love chocolate in all forms!


531. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, which has leaves, so it’s basically a salad


532. The finest cocoa


533. I make chocolate disappear – what’s your superpower?


534. When life throws lemons at you, hurl them back and demand chocolate


535. The powder is falling, the hot cocoa is calling.


536. Die eating chocolate, and you die happy


537. Each chocolate bar is a little piece of New York City.


538. I’m going to eat some chocolate. Today is a blissful day


539. Chocolate says I’m sorry so much better than words. - Rachel Vincent


540. Feed the sweet beast cravings


541. Chocolate is a gift from God


542. Winter may be freezing on the outside, but on the inside, our chocolate is heating up.


543. “Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.”


544. “Dairy Milk: making the world a better place, one chocolate at a time.”


545. Swimming in hot chocolate.


546. Carpe cocoa, seize the chocolate.


547. Two things I love about chocolate are: (1) the inside, and (2) the outside


548. “I used to have a chocolate problem. Then ate some. Problem solved!”


549. “He’s the missing ingredient that makes my life complete, just like chocolate in dessert.” – Unknown


550. Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate


551. Just trying to stay cozy this season.


552. “Music soothes my mood…but I prefer Chocolate…it works faster.”


553. Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness - but not together. - Gail Simmons


554. “Our love is like a truffle – rare, precious, and worth savoring.” – Unknown


555. I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter


556. The most beautiful love verses can be used to conquer a woman or to wrap chocolates. - Fabio Fazio


557. “Have a cup of cheer.” — Burl Ives, “Holly Jolly Christmas”


558. “Chocolate is addicted to me, not the other way around”


559. “He’s the partner who brightens my moments, just like chocolate brightens my days.” – Unknown


560. With chocolate by my side, we slay dragons


561. My superpower is making hot chocolate disappear.


562. If there is no chocolate in heaven, I don't want to go! - Jane Seabrook


563. I love you a choco-lot.


564. “As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.” – Wayne Gerard Trotman


565. Chocolate runs in my veins


566. “I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter.”


567. I was so happy when they cast me in Chocolat, because it’s one of my vices


568. Chocolate fixes everything.


569. “Hot chocolate is the ultimate soul-soothing elixir.” – Unknown


570. Dark chocolate—sweet, bitter, and totally addictive.


571. “Chocolate is comfort without words.”


572. God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate


573. Happy Chocolate Day!


574. We have chocolate in common — that, to me, is enough


575. Chocolate is, rather than nectar or ambrosia, the true food of the gods. - Joseph Bachot


576. I’m not overweight. I’m chocolate enriched


577. “Is there still time for hot chocolate?” -Riley asked.


578. In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie


579. “I have a doctorate in hot chocolate, know that.” – Meg Leder


580. Stress out and eat chocolate


581. “Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.” – Michael Levine


582. Hot chocolate is my liquor


583. Chocolate is the perfect flavor to darken any day


584. Treat the little kid inside your heart


585. Never trust anyone that doesn’t like chocolate


586. “I guess I lost another one to the wintertime.” — Drake, “Come Winter”


587. Dark chocolate is my BAE


588. “Hot chocolate: a liquid blanket for the soul.” – Unknown


589. Forget love…I’d rather fall in chocolate!


590. “If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.”― Jane Seabrook, Furry Logic Laugh at Life


591. Life is short, drink the hot chocolate.


592. I don't know anything more erotic than a bar with a high percentage of cocoa. - Paul Loup Sulitzer


593. Does it rain dark chocolate? Because I’m really looking forward to that.


594. If you see me smiling, there is always chocolate


595. “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.”-Linda Grayson


596. Winter essentials: hot chocolate and fuzzy socks


597. If it’s between you and chocolate, I choose chocolate.


598. “Everyone needs fudge … It’s how God helps us cope.”


599. Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.


600. Hot chocolate understands.


601. “Not too hot. *Extra* chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.” — Little Elf Judy, The Santa Clause


602. Today is a hot chocolate kind of a day.


603. “You can’t recall my name? Just say chocolate, and I’ll turn around.”


604. As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness. - Wayne Gerard Trotman


605. Chocolate is my heart, body, and soul


606. Eat me!


607. “Every day, without fail, I eat some chocolate.”


608. Chocolate lovers have sweeter babies


609. “Dairy Milk: the ultimate comfort food.”


610. It’s me, myself, I, and chocolate