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650 Funny Coffee Quotes To Inspire Your Morning (2023)

1. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the lens of coffee.


2. Coffee is the best Monday motivation.


3. “Humanity runs on coffee.”


4. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson


5. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro


6. Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes. Alexander Pope


7. Coffee, the Most Important Meal of the Day


8. Good coffee—cheaper than Prozac! Unknown


9. “Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don’t look for anything else.” — Bertrand Russell


10. A day without coffee is…just kidding, I have no idea.


11. “A morning without coffee is like sleep.”


12. Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right. Unknown


13. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee