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800 Funny Money Quotes: Personal Financial Freedom (2023)

1. Money grows on the tree of persistence.”

2. That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest.” ~ Henry David Thoreau

3. Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.” – Zig Ziglar

4. A part of all you earn is yours to keep. It should be not less than a tenth no matter how little you earn. It can be as much more as you can afford.”

5. Most people get interested in stocks when everyone else is. The time to get interested is when no one else is. You can't buy what is popular and do well.

6. When I do something stupid with money and lose it, I call that Stupid Tax. I have paid so much Stupid Tax that I am expert.” — Dave Ramsey

7. Get What You Can, And What You Get Hold, Tis The Stone That Will Turn All Your Lead Into Gold.”

8. The one thing I will tell you is the worst investment you can have is cash. Everybody is talking about cash being king and all that sort of thing. Cash is going to become worthless over time. But good businesses are going to become worth more over time.” – Warren Buffett

9. We three Fossils vow to try to put our name into history books, because it’s our very own, and nobody can say it’s because of our grandfathers, and we vow to try and earn money for Garnie until Gum comes home.”

10. The mint makes it first. It is up to you to make it last.” – Evan Esar

11. She’s wanted dead or alive for murder. Ten thousand dollars. That money’s mine boys. Don’t want to share it, I ain’t going to lose it.”

12. Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.” – Norman Vincent Peale

13. Don’t tell me what you value; show me your budget, and I’ll tell you what you value.” – Joe Biden

14. A real entrepreneur is somebody who has no safety net underneath them.” – Henry Kravis

15. Planning is bringing the future into the present so that you can do something about it now.” ― Alan Lakein

16. It all comes down to this: if your subconscious ‘financial blueprint’ is not ‘set’ for success’, nothing you learn, nothing you know, and nothing you do will make much of a difference.” – T. Harv Eker

17. Your priorities, passions, goals, and fears are shown clearly in the flow of your money.” — Dave Ramsey

18. It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy.” –George Lorimer

19. Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.”

20. A livelihood. I do not preach in vain.

21. Money won’t make you happy…. But everybody wants to find out for themselves” – Zig Ziglar