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950 Inspirational Goofiness Quotes: Be Silly And Have Fun

1. “I've found that child's play -stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy- was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.”


2. Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good? - Author: Matt Stone


3. “Giddy is a grin and giggles and that glint of goofiness in your gaze.”


4. You can be as creative and goofy as you want when announcing your pregnancy. If you love laughing, these ideas might fit the bill and work perfectly for social media, email, snail mail, and/or in-person reveals:


5. “Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?”


6. What Sarah brings to the part is her intelligence, at the same time, she's got that hormonal, idiosyncratic goofiness that makes Buffy not just the Terminator. - Author: Joss Whedon


7. "With you, I never have to pretend to be someone that I’m not. I can be silly and goofy and much as I like when I am with you.


8. The goofiness of radicals thinking they have to dress in Guatemalan peasant clothes. The poor don't want you to look like them. They want you to dress in a suit and go get them food and water. Comma. - Author: Tracy Kidder


9. “I think every kid thinks their dad is goofy. Even Johnny Depp’s kid must be like, ‘Oh my god, my dad with those freakin’ scarves. This isn’t a pirate ship; it’s a Costco, dad.'” – Judd Apatow, film director/producer


10. I knew since third grade I wanted to be Jim Carrey. His freedom, his goofiness, his crazy, loud, sudden energy. I told my family I was going to be a pediatrician, but in the back of my mind, I was like, 'Nope, I'm going to be the biggest movie star ever.' - Author: King Bach


11. I have to be entertained by what I'm writing, so a lot of my stuff has a goofiness or scatological quality. If these characters can entertain me, then I feel like I can deal with the darker or more serious stuff. - Author: Adam Rapp


12. “If we see each other in our dreams, let’s goof around a little bit, pretend like we don’t know each other.” -Ted Lasso


13. One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, 'What are you kids doing in there?' when she already knows. Another here in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't but what she has to know, and of course the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and say. 'I understand and I love you' without so much as uttering a word."


14. “Don’t take life too seriously! Nobody gets out alive anyway. Smile. Be goofy. Take chances. Have fun. Inspire.”― Dawn Gluskin


15. “What adjective can be used for a nation who is consistently fooled, recurrently deceived by the crafty politicians? Goofy? Very light! Fool? Not enough! Brainless? Yes, that is the very adjective!”


16. “I love my crazy goofy but so amazing boyfriend.” – Unknown


17. “Don’t take life too seriously! Nobody gets out alive anyway. Smile. Be goofy. Take chances. Have fun. Inspire.”


18. “I don’t think there are enough words in the world that exist to express exactly just how much I love my son! He’s right there in the front of my soul, he can turn me into an eagle, a lioness, a tigress, a swan! A goof or a queen!” ― C. JoyBell C.


19. When certain people hear "'SNL' comedy," rightfully so, you expect it to be a certain kind of goofiness. - Author: Will Forte


20. Giddy is a grin and giggles and that glint of goofiness in your gaze. - Author: Richelle E. Goodrich


21. "My goal is to give girls and boys a different idea of expression. It’s not always about looking pretty or cute. It’s about expressing yourself however that may be, even if that’s being silly or goofy or weird.” — Sia


22. Dear friend, you have been the best partner for all our adventures. I want to keep continuing doing goofy things with you. Lots of love and hugs on this special day.


23. Seuss Quotes for Your Inner Child


24. “Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”- Oscar Wilde


25. “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” ― Laurence J. Peter


26. “Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”- Mark Hoppus


27. There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. —Jerry Seinfeld


28. “In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and – SNAP – the job’s a game!”


29. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” Winnie the Pooh


30. “I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.”


31. “People don’t realize how much fun it is to be depressed.”


32. “I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.”― Rita Mae Brown


33. “Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.”


34. “Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” —Dave Barry


35. “There is only one way to escape the madness of this world, and that is to enjoy it.”― Marty Rubin


36. “You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.”


37. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” Marilyn Monroe


38. “Old guys can still do fun things.” – George H. W. Bush


39. “Man is the most intelligent of the animals – and the most silly.”


40. “Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet.” Unknown


41. I'm recognizable in certain circles, like girls know me, couples know me. But not all straight men know me. - Author: Patti Stanger


42. I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.


43. “I will kill you all!" Cried the unseen wizard.


44. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” Jeffrey Gitomer


45. “The most important thing is to have a good relationship with the bike… you have to understand what she wants. I think of a motorcycle as a woman, and I know that sounds silly, but it’s true.”- Valentino Rossi


46. “Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.” – Les Brown


47. “Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity.”- Christopher Morley


48. “Just remember, we're all in this alone.”


49. The lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.


50. “To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.” - Gustave Flaubert


51. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” Robin Williams


52. “Kids always find a way to have fun! This is the best art for the adults to learn from the kids!” ― Mehmet Murat ildan


53. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.” Unknown


54. “Oh the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.”


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56. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” Franklin P. Jones


57. Nobody taught me my slider. I mean, if you look at my grip, I don't think anyone has the same grip as I do. It's a separate grip. I hold it kind of weird and everything. When I started throwing it, I just wanted to start throwing something different and came up with that. I turned it a little bit. - Author: Scott Kazmir


58. All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.


59. ​​"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe."


60. “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” —Anonymous


61. “If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”


62. “Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’” - Conan O’Brien


63. “Life is like a roller coaster, live it, be happy, enjoy life.” ― Avril Lavigne


64. “If silly things were not done, intelligent things would never happen.”- Tom Peters


65. “Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”


66. “They arrived home again to a most peculiar sight. The small garden at the front of the Banana House had been transformed. A tidal wave of cushions, beanbags, quilts, hearth rugs, and sleeping bags appeared to have swept up the lawn and broken at the wall. From Indigo's window a multicolored rope of knotted bedsheets came snaking out and ended among the cushions. As Micheal and Caddy watched, a mattress emerged and fell to the ground, followed by a rain of pillows.


67. “As long as you’re having fun, that’s the key. The moment it becomes a grind, it’s over.” — Barry Gibb


68. “In any investment, you expect to have fun and make money.” – Michael Jordan


69. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.


70. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” Unknown


71. “While fun is desirable, regret is quite the opposite.” ― Richelle E. Goodrich


72. “At the end of the day, if I can say I had fun, it was a good day.” – Simone Biles (see more quotes from Simone Biles)


73. “True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” —Kurt Vonnegut


74. “Teaching translation is more of an editing job. You act as editor. But you can have fun with it.” — Gregory Rabassa


75. I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.


76. “If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.” —Judith Martin


77. “More of your conversation would infect my brain.”


78. “I remember a friend many years ago who had taped a sign to his refrigerator: There's a dream dreaming us. If you try to think about what that means it makes your mind silly, but that silliness is good.”


79. I'm not offended by blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. And I also know that I'm not blonde.


80. “The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.” — Elizabeth Foley


81. “If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”


82. “You need to be silly to be funny.”- William Shatner


83. “Ever since I can remember, I’ve always been silly.”


84. “Take it easy baby, take it as it comes – specialize in having fun!”


85. “If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.”


86. “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no use being a damn fool about it.” —W.C. Fields


87. “If I quit having fun, then it’s time for me to quit working.” – Charlaine Harris


88. “As long as I can stay competitive and have fun doing what I’m doing, I guess I’ll keep doing it.” — Arnold Palmer


89. “Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.”


90. “The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun.”


91. “In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.”― Gordon B. Hinckley


92. You can't have a million-dollar dream with a minimum-wage worth ethic.


93. “Every moment in our lives is a miracle we should enjoy instead of ignoring.”— Yoko Ono


94. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”


95. “Enjoy life while you can. It can be taken in a heartbeat.”― Jasmin Morin


96. “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” - Mark Twain


97. “Everybody has same or the other weakness. This eis also a a general tendency to conceal theee weaknesses. For people may not harm for these, but they will surely ridicule or make fun of. Friendship, of course feigned should be retained with enemy till his weakness is known. Let him remain elated.”


98. “I only do this because I’m having fun. The day I stop having fun, I’ll just walk away.” — Heath Ledger


99. “I am never usually taking myself too seriously and I think that people when they read stuff from me, they have to realise that I’m having fun.” — Katy Perry


100. “I fear one day I’ll meet God; he’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say.”


101. “Support bacteria, they are the only culture some people have.”


102. “People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.” – Dale Carnegie


103. “If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.”


104. “When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.”


105. “Just remember, life is short. You have to enjoy every moment before it passes you by.”— Kien Nguyen


106. “Even in the mud and scum of things, something always, always sings.”― Ralph Waldo Emerson


107. “There are a thousand reasons to live this life, every one of them is sufficient.”― Marilynne Robinson


108. “To a young heart everything is fun.”


109. “Oh the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done!”


110. “I like to just have fun and be silly and say pretty much whatever comes into my mind, do pretty much whatever I want.” — Tom Ford


111. “Relaxing, going on vacation, sleeping, having fun when I want, golfing when I want, do whatever I want – I am going to enjoy it.” — Landon Donovan


112. “Don’t forget to have fun.” – Anonymous


113. “We were meant to enjoy life, not be drowned by it.”― Donald Miller


114. “I’m doing exactly what I want to do, and I’m having fun doing it.” – David Johansen


115. “Sometimes, the simple things are more fun and meaningful than all the banquets in the world.”― E.A. Bucchianeri


116. “What am I to break?” she asked with that lovely innocent smile.


117. “Hanni, I’m going to have to watch you carefully. You may break a lot of hearts in London.”


118. “My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.” - Jon Bon Jovi


119. “Good friends are hard to find and impossible to forget.” — John Green


120. “The happiest person: he enjoys everything without wanting to possess anything.”― Marty Rubin


121. The only thing wealth does for some people is to make them worry about losing it. - Author: Antoine Rivarol


122. “Work hard, be yourself, and have fun!”


123. “By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” —George Burns


124. “When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.'”—Yogi Berra


125. “I’ve decided to be happy because it is good for my health.” – Voltaire


126. “It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.”


127. Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.


128. Well, you know what they say: If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me.


129. A man I admire and respect - Congressman John Lewis, an American hero, made allegations that Sarah Palin and I were somehow associated with the worst chapter in American history, segregation, deaths of children in church bombings, George Wallace. That, to me, was so hurtful. - Author: John McCain


130. “I believe in having fun first, and along the way, if you teach people, if you influence people, well and good.” – Ray Bradbury


131. “Don’t be afraid to look silly.”- Tara Strong


132. “He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of every day…needs to reorganize his life.” – George Matthew Adams


133. “Sometimes having fun with your best friend is all the therapy you need.” – Unknown


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135. “If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.” ― Kurt Vonnegut


136. “I think having the right music can really help you have fun while staying in shape. Make a great playlist that motivates you!” — Alicia Sacramone


137. “Life is an adventure! So live it up!”― L.M. Preston


138. “Once outside, the detectives advanced up an escalator and to a floor with two elevators. One was labeled for the staff, and the other for guests. In the corner was a plain grey door which led up a staircase.


139. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach


140. “Stupidity is not a crime. You’re free to go.”


141. “Keep your spirit free, be flexible, let go.” ― Leslie Brown


142. Don't be so humble — you are not that great.”


143. “Never underestimate the importance of having fun.” – Randy Pausch


144. “Here’s some advice: at a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.” — Adam Gropman


145. “Just relax and enjoy the magnificent ride we call life. Earth, your space shuttle, is moving at a speed of 1000 miles per hour. Your destination is getting closer.”― Debasish Mridha


146. “How do you know you’re having fun if there’s no one watching you have it?”


147. “There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”


148. “Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.”- Ralph Waldo Emerson


149. “Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I’ll try again tomorrow.”


150. “Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you’re a thousand miles from the corn field.”


151. Earn all you can, give all you can, save all you can - Author: John Wesley


152. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” —Nora Ephron


153. “There but for the grace of God, goes God.” —Anonymous, commenting on the film director Orson Welles


154. “Remember these two things: play hard and have fun.” – Tony Gwynn


155. “Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.” — Saint Augustine


156. “This woman’s an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure.”


157. “Stupid is as stupid does.”


158. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” - Alan Dundes


159. “Live for today and let tomorrow come later.”― Michele


160. “Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too.” – Chris Brown


161. “I don’t count my sit-ups. I only start counting when it starts hurting. When I feel pain, that’s when I start counting, because that’s when it really counts.”


162. “People want to be creatively satisfied, and having fun is such an important part of that.” — John Lasseter


163. “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” — Bobby Boucher


164. “When you start recognizing that you’re having fun, life can be delightful.” – Jane Birkin


165. “Fill your life with as many moments and experiences of joy and passion as you humanly can. Start with one experience and build on it.” – Marcia Weider


166. “Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.” ― Laurell K. Hamilton


167. “Reclaim your curiosity, your sense of adventure, and have some fun. Don’t take every moment of your life so seriously. Allow yourself to enjoy life.” ― Akiroq Brost


168. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.” quotes #FridayFunny


169. You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.


170. “When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.” - George Bernard Shaw


171. “All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.” —Steve Martin, in the film Sgt. Bilko.


172. “Sadness can find you anywhere, anytime, so you better have fun when you can.” — Rebecca Wells


173. “You have one life. Live it! Enjoy it!”― Izey Victoria Odiase


174. “Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?”


175. “I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” — Bob Hope


176. “When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” —Rodney Dangerfield


177. “User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.'” —Dave Barry


178. “The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they’ve been indicted.” —Kin Hubbard


179. “Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.” ― John Steinbeck


180. “Honestly, right now, I don’t want to be around baseball. Not that I don’t like it. But I’m having fun right here, hanging around my family and watching my kids’ games.” ― Prince Fielder


181. “Don’t wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future.” – Earl Nightingale


182. “So Henry showed Amy how to dress funny and roll down hills sideways. Together, they could be serious or silly, right-way-round or upside down. As long as they were together they could do anything!”


183. “I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.” ― Derek Landy


184. “It’s fun to get together and have something good to eat at least once a day. That’s what human life is all about — enjoying things.” – Julia Child


185. “Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.” —Robert Benchley


186. “Philosophy: doesn't it seem silly to go on asking questions you know have no answer?”


187. There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.


188. “Hearts. Lots of Englishmen will fall in love with you.”


189. “I didn’t like the idea of being foolish, but I learned pretty soon that it was essential to fail and be foolish.”- Daniel Day-Lewis


190. “Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”


191. “I love creating new things. It’s kind of my job, it’s what I do, and I really have fun with it.” ― David Copperfield


192. “There is only one success, to be able to spend your life in your own way.” – Christopher Morley


193. Never miss a good chance to shut up.


194. When the need is so great, no matter how much love you pour into a bowl, it will never be full. Or sometimes it is damaged, and the love all runs out through the hole in the bottom. - Author: Elizabeth Chadwick


195. “Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” Jason Love


196. People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.


197. “Silly old Bear,” he said.


198. “Which college?'


199. “I like giving people something they don’t want to miss the next time. It’s a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.”- John Mayer


200. “Trying is the first step toward failure.” Homer Simpson


201. “Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.” —George Burns


202. “The universe wants us to have fun doing more than one thing in life. That’s how it learns. You don’t have one purpose in life. You have maybe 500 or so.” – James Altucher


203. “Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.” Unknown


204. “Spare yourself from seeking love, approval, or appreciation-from anyone. And watch what happens in reality, just for fun.”


205. “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” —Henry Clapp


206. “Never eat more than you can lift.” —Miss Piggy


207. “Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”


208. “If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.”


209. “We spent a few hours struggling to come up with better explanations, but each suggestion was shot down almost as soon as it was made. The suggestions became wilder, eventually to the point of silliness.”


210. “Innovation, having fun and giving back, should be the core values for everyone.” — Hillary Clinton


211. “I just have fun doing what I do. If it looks like a good time, I’m up for it!” — Toks Olagundoye


212. When I grow up I wanna be like Omar - Author: Stevie Wonder


213. I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.


214. “I enjoy life, and I think that’s important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it’s over in a minute, and you’ve just got to grab it and do everything and not worry about it.” — Jerry Hall


215. I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.


216. I love mankind... it's people I can't stand!!


217. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.


218. “People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”- Alice Walker


219. “Villain, I have done thy mother.”


220. “Where did Luna go? I do not know. Luna is a big black dog with curly wurly hair so she should be easy to find.”


221. “People who achieve the greatest success are the people who have the most fun getting there.”― John Patrick Hickey


222. No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words: You're old, you sag, get over it.


223. “Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.”


224. “When pain brings you down, don’t be silly, don’t close your eyes and cry, you just might be in the best position to see the sun shine.”- Alanis Morissette


225. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.


226. “If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” - Ludwig Wittgenstein


227. “All the other tugboats made fun of Little Toot, calling him a silly tugboat who only knew how to play. Poor Little Toot. He felt ashamed and angry. As he sailed away, puffing a trail of smoke balls, the other boats just laughed at him.”


228. “On the internet you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”


229. “When you have fun then you’re more interested in learning.” ― Magnus Carlsen


230. Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.


231. “Humans beings always do the most intelligent thing… after they’ve tried every stupid alternative and none of them have worked” ― Richard Buckminster Fuller


232. “When you stop doing things for fun you might as well be dead.”


233. “When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful.”


234. “He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.” ― P.G. Wodehouse


235. “Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.” Unknown


236. “None of us like to think we are silly. But all must acknowledge that they are capable of silliness, from time to time”


237. “I never did a day’s work in my life. It was all fun.” – Thomas A. Edison


238. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — then success is sure.


239. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”- Robert Breault


240. “If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you’ll find an excuse.”


241. “Just keep being true to yourself, if you’re passionate about something go for it. Don’t sacrifice anything, just have fun.”― Blake Lewis


242. “If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.” — Clark Griswold


243. “There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”


244. “Hanging out day by day, we make our memories in our own little way.” — Ashley Wagner


245. “I do desire we may be better strangers”


246. “Happiness is part of who we are. Joy is the feeling.” ― Tony DeLiso


247. “You’ve got to be a little nasty out there. But most of the time, I’m having fun.” — Brian Urlacher


248. “Philanthropy is fun and fulfilling.”


249. “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” - Brooke Shields


250. “If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?”


251. “My mother always used to say: the older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”


252. “An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.”


253. Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.


254. “Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun.” — Brian Wilson


255. “As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.” – Ben Hogan


256. “I like being absurd. Being silly.”


257. Look, you didn't ask me for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway.


258. “A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” — Graham Norton


259. “Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”


260. “My friend, meaning to respond to her questions, I raved some words at someone and gaped at another and all the while the lady stood elsewhere. This morning, in reality your friend stood there overcome with silliness. So I told myself, “It’s time you take your leave, My Dear!” And when I turned around and tottered my way outwards, at her door, I fell down like a crumbling wall.”


261. “Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer isn’t in us. It’s almost as if we’re put here on earth to show how silly they aren’t.”- Russell Hoban


262. “There is something beautiful about watching two people lovingly act silly together; behaving as though no one else existed.”- Steve Maraboli


263. “Together, they could be serious or silly, right-way-round or upside down. As long as they were together they could do anything! Any child who has ever experienced a moment of self-doubt will be both reassured and delighted by this heartwarming tale of two very different friends and their ability to help one another feel more complete.”


264. “But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.” - Carl Sagan


265. “I like being absurd. Being silly.”- Jimmy Fallon


266. “Just stick with it. What seems so hard now will one day be your warm up.”


267. “It was really fun [on set of the Pineapple Express]. I mean, how could I not have fun? It was exactly what you think it would be.” ― Seth Rogen


268. “I grunted, hauling the rope hand over hand. A plaintive squeak came from the pulley system with each draw, as if I had strapped some unfortunate mouse to a torture device and was twisting with glee.”


269. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” Robert Bloch


270. “Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh, hell," she muttered.


271. “Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.” – Robert Breault


272. “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” Ashleigh Brilliant


273. “Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”- Horace


274. “There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.”


275. “When you are not having fun, you’re sort of missing the point.” – Abraham


276. ​​"My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me."


277. “You Banbury cheese!”


278. “It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.”- Oscar Wilde


279. “Thus it is with proud silly people, who think themselves above everyone else, and are too proud to ask or take advice.”


280. “An occasional glance toward the summit keeps the goal in mind, but many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point.” – Harold V. Malchert


281. “I just like having fun with my style and keeping it new.” — Cam Newton


282. “Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.”


283. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde


284. “’Have fun’ is my message. Be silly. You’re allowed to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.”- Jimmy Fallon


285. “I hated every minute of training, but I said, “Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.””


286. “I am sick when I do look on thee.”


287. “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” —Jeff Valdez


288. “Today i will do what others won't so tomorrow i can do what others can’t.”


289. “If a man who enjoys a lesser happiness beholds a greater one, let him leave aside the lesser to gain the greater.” – Buddha


290. “Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.”- Bum Phillips


291. “You want my blood?” the man growled, cracking his knuckles and staring pointedly at her sword. “How do you propose to get that? I prefer most of my bodily fluids to remain inside my body.” He paused. “Well, with a few notable exceptions.”


292. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”—Oscar Wilde


293. “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” — Les Dawson


294. “Follow your heart, trust your instincts, and above all else, have fun!” ― Laurie E. Smith


295. “Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise.”


296. “The habits that took years to build, do not take a day to change.”


297. “I do make a conscious effort to bring energy every day. Have fun, keep stuff light, all of that stuff.” ― Will Compton


298. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” —Anonymous


299. “If people are not laughing at your goals, your goals are too small.”


300. “One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.” – William Feather


301. “Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.”


302. “Have fun! Live it up! Be happy! Enjoy every moment!” – Lei


303. “ ‘So you don’t care that she’s just using you? Why don’t you go over there and tell Trace.’


304. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” — Steve Martin


305. “What a precious triple donkey I had made of myself!”


306. “Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. I they forgot to mention morons.”


307. “If you want to have the time of your life, change how you use the time in your life.” ― Tim Fargo


308. “It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.” —Gore Vidal


309. A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.


310. “In order to maintain a well­-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.” —Peterborough Examiner, Canada


311. “I do not know whether it ought to be so, but certainly silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. Wickedness is always wickedness, but folly is not always folly.”- Jane Austen


312. “Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack.”


313. “It’s good practice to be silly. It’s good for you.”- Tatjana Maria


314. “Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough.” – Emily Dickinson


315. “If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.” —Stephen Colbert


316. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott


317. “Get wise, youse guys!”


318. “If you’re not having fun – I don’t care what you’re doing – don’t do it. Move on. Find something else, life’s too short.” – Jerry Doyle


319. “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.” —Rod Stewart


320. ‘It must come sometimes to ‘jam to-day,″ Alice objected.


321. Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.


322. “Being silly is still allowed, not excluded by adulthood. What’s excluded by adulthood is thoughtlessness, so be thoughtful and silly.”- Hank Green


323. “In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.” —Fran Lebowitz


324. “How time flies when one has fun!” ― Samuel Beckett


325. “Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”


326. “I want to be silly, and that’s being authentic just as much as being open and honest. It’s authentic to make weird clown horn noises when it strikes you.”- Tig Notaro


327. No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early.


328. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Thomas Eddison


329. “I was able to read poets that were – allowed me to be humorous without being silly.”- Billy Collins


330. “Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”


331. I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.


332. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.


333. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”—Lucille Ball


334. I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in 'Morning Glory' with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. - Author: Rachel McAdams


335. “You’ve got to have fun along the way.” – Victoria Beckham


336. “Nothing else matters except that I have fun, and I’m still having fun.” – Quvenzhane Wallis


337. “Don’t wait for everything to be perfect before you decide to enjoy your life.” – Joyce Meyer


338. “In between goals is a thing called life that has to be lived and enjoyed.”- Sid Caesar


339. “The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.” - Rachel Maddow


340. “If manhood, good manhood, be not forgotten upon the face of the earth, then am I a shotten herring (a herring which has spawned).”


341. “Enjoy your popcorn and enjoy the show. It’s just a movie, so have fun!” — Martin Lawrence


342. When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'


343. “An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!'” —Anonymous


344. “Sexy is being independent, being confident and having fun.” — Mollie King


345. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” Dwight D. Eisenhower


346. “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” —Bo Derek


347. ​​Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face.


348. I'm not crazy — I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.


349. “Do you ever make silly mistakes? It is one of my very few creative activities.”


350. “A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” —Robert Benchley


351. “When it doubt, look intelligent.” —Garrison Keillor


352. “Nice perfume. Do you have to marinade in it?”


353. “Pulling out the chair beneath your mind And watching you fall upon God What else is there for Hafiz to do that is any fun in this world!”


354. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”—Erma Bombeck


355. “A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.”


356. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” Billie Burke


357. “Bad decisions make good stories.” Ellis Vidler


358. People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass.


359. “I have fun every day. The game is supposed to be fun.” — Manny Ramirez


360. “Football’s a lot easier when you’re having fun.” – George Kittle


361. “If we remember that the German word for holy (selig) is the root of our word silly, we may be forced to make some pertinent connections.”


362. “When you look back the stuff that means the most to you is just being with your mates and having fun.” – Tom Fletcher


363. “After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.’” - Ronnie Shakes


364. “Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.” - Habeeb Akande


365. Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.


366. “I think people should have fun. And don’t get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be.” — Keke Palmer


367. “Don’t be afraid to look silly.”


368. “We are always getting ready to live but never living.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson


369. “The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one has to do.” – James Matthew Barrie


370. “The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.” – Audrey Hepburn


371. “If you’re playing at something and having fun, you don’t stop to wonder why.” ― Marty Rubin


372. “A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.” — Donna Roberts


373. “My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” —Socrates


374. “To pursue anything, you’ve got to have fun with it and to just never give up on it.” – Kaetlyn Osmond


375. “Isn’t it kind of silly to think that tearing someone else down builds you up?”


376. “Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.” - Bill Vaughan


377. My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.


378. “Live and work but do not forget to play, to have fun in life and really enjoy it.” – Eileen Caddy


379. “Friends make the bad times good and the good times unforgettable.” — Mary Engelbreit


380. “Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.” —Jay Trachman


381. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” - A. A. Milne


382. “If you want something you have never had, you must be willing to do something you have never done.”


383. “Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.”


384. “I hope so,” she said. “I’m gonna be hot sexy dame. You can give me tips.”


385. “Even in hard times there’s a possibility to have fun.”― Eyden I.


386. “I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.” — Jerry Seinfeld


387. “Stay healthy, do sports and above all have fun while doing sport.” – Rafael Nadal


388. “When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you’re holding is a half-eaten sandwich.” - Violet Matters


389. “Without the element of fun, it’s not worth trying to excel at anything.”― Magnus Carlsen


390. “You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.”


391. “Have fun, even if it’s not the same kind of fun everyone else is having.”― C.S. Lewis


392. “You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.” — Joan Rivers


393. “Participate in life instead of just watching it pass you by.” ― Lindsey Wonderson


394. “A year from now you may wish you had started today.”


395. “Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.” – Margaret Fuller


396. “The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”


397. “Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock


398. “Enjoy life despite its problems.”― Ravi Ranjan Goswami


399. Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for. - Author: Nenia Campbell


400. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.


401. “Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”


402. “You must have discipline to have fun.” – Julia Child


403. I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?


404. “There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.”- Amy Poehler


405. I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.


406. “Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.”


407. “The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.” - Chuck Palahniuk


408. “I don't know if God exists or not, but if so, I'd like to lodge one complaint:


409. “Mine eyes smell onions.”


410. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” —Will Ferrell


411. “My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”


412. “Sometimes you just have to jump in a mud puddle because it’s there. Never get so old that you forget about having fun.”― Tom Giaquinto


413. “Be spontaneous, be creative, go out and have fun, let things happen naturally.” – Conor McGregor


414. Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?


415. “You never came home for lunch: you just stayed doing, playing, having fun, surfing, running round.” – Diane Cilento


416. “No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”


417. “Until you’re ready to look foolish, you’ll never have the possibility of being great.”


418. “Having fun with our creativity makes us a better artist and a better person.” – Gwen Fox


419. “If you’re not having fun, it’s your own fault.” – Rich DiGirolamo


420. “The trick in life is to hang out until the miracles come.” ― Attica Locke


421. “Be spontaneous, be creative, go out and have fun, let things happen naturally.”


422. “We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are.” ― Bill Watterson


423. ...or a genius. Sometimes you just don't make sense, sometimes you speak the wrong language, and sometimes you just need to chew and swallow before you talk to people.


424. “Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.” — Lt. Frank Drebin


425. “Creative people must entertain lots of silly ideas in order to receive the occasional strokes of genius.”- Marshall Cook


426. “Fashion is a reflection of your personality, so have fun and experiment.” — Pixie Lott


427. “Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”


428. “People become concerned with being more humble than other people.”


429. “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” Ayn Rand.


430. “The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun.” – Benedict Cumberbatch


431. “I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel.”


432. “If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are living in the future. If you are at peace you are living in the present.”


433. “If you don’t build your dream someone will hire you to help build theirs.”


434. “Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do.”


435. “No man is a failure who is enjoying life.” – William Feather


436. “With silly stuff, it’s seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it’s because I’m nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.”


437. “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” —Mark Twain


438. Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.


439. “If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker


440. “And he was too silly to use the beauty kit, said Rose, he would waste all the lipstick.”


441. “Every single moment is your life, so enjoy the moment to enjoy your life fully.”― Debasish Mridha


442. “If you have fun and keep a good attitude, people want to work with you.” — James Marsden


443. “My philosophy is: If you can’t have fun, there’s no sense in doing it.” – Paul Walker


444. “Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!”- George Carlin


445. “The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.”― Eleanor Roosevelt


446. Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.


447. “Just have fun and take every bit of experience that you can.” — Perrie Edwards


448. “The best things in life are silly.” – Scott Adams


449. “He’s a guy who gets up at 6 a.m. regardless of what time it is.” - Lou Duve


450. “I’d be foolish not to take some of these opportunities that are coming my way.”


451. “You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.” ― Robert A. Heinlein


452. “I started the week with a big box of patience. The box is empty now.”


453. “Everyone needs fun, especially the devout because the devout often limits his life with some irrational boring rules!”― Mehmet Murat ildan


454. “Live in the moment. Forget the past and don’t concern yourself with the future.” ― Tanner Christensen


455. “Have fun, work hard and money will come. Don’t waste time – grab your chances. Have a positive outlook on life. When it’s not fun, move on.”


456. “Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it.”


457. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.


458. “It is useless to try to hold a person to anything he says while he’s madly in love, drunk, or running for office.” —B. Birdsong


459. “The sight of the brave, bustling tugboats made Little Toot think. Suddenly a great new idea came to him. ‘I don’t want to be a silly tugboat anymore,’ he thought. ‘I want to be a real tugboat, the best tugboat on the river. Then I’ll make my father proud of me.’ ”


460. Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.


461. “Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.” —Dearborn Independent


462. “Don’t let the pettiness of life prevent you from enjoying God’s plenty.”― Bernard Kelvin Clive


463. “How are we going to get out of here?"


464. “I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” —Jerome K. Jerome


465. Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk


466. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.” — Phyllis Diller


467. “No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.”


468. “Use your precious moments to live life fully every single second of every single day.”— Marcia Wieder


469. “Always work hard and have fun in what you do because I think that’s when you’re more successful. You have to choose to do it.” – Simone Biles


470. “He actually caught himself saying things like "Yippee," as he pranced ridiculously round the house.”


471. You can win, but you can't defeat me! - Author: Waqar Masood


472. “You don’t get old being stupid.”- Chili Davis


473. “Take your life out of high gear and disengage the autopilot mode. Try living mindfully and avoid the pattern of living in a reactive manner.”― Nanette Mathews


474. “As long as you are doing things with a smile on your face, and you are having fun, then you are being unfiltered.” – Bretman Rock


475. “The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.” ― Harlan Ellison


476. “Everything we’re doing is freaking iffy. That’s what makes it so much fun.”― John Sandford


477. “Enjoy life… that’s what we’re here for.” — David Faustino


478. “Never worry about anything. Live in the present. Live now. Be happy.” – Marsilio Ficino


479. “I like to think I’m a pretty good friend. I love having a good time, and I enjoy being able to share those good times with others.” – Jacob Batalon


480. “When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.” – Joe Namath


481. “All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.” —Alexander Woollcott


482. “You've never heard of bagpipes?" Cody asked, sounding aghast. "They're as Scottish as kilts and red armpit hair!"


483. “People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.” —Mike Bechtle


484. “50 Funny Motivational Quotes to Put a Smile on Your Face” #quotes #FridayFunny


485. “It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.”


486. “People ascribe a certain kind of silliness to the movie business. Everybody feels like, “In the movies, they do crazy stuff.””


487. “Have fun and have faith that when you use your heart to navigate through life and use the Universe as a map the magic and miracles in your life will be endless.” ― Angela Cecilia


488. “Violence is fun, man.”


489. “If it ain’t fun don’t do it.”


490. “Fun is where it’s at. That’s why you have to be there.” – Bernie DeKoven


491. “Until you’re ready to look foolish, you’ll never have the possibility of being great.”- Cher


492. “Fun is temporary at best; it’s risky, even dangerous, at worst. Joy, on the other hand, was mystery I couldn’t seem to decipher.” ― Liz Curtis Higgs


493. “When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”


494. “It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.” —Malcolm Forbes


495. “I have learned that you can go anywhere you want to go and do anything you want to do and buy all the things that you want to buy and meet all the people that you want to meet and learn all the things that you desire to learn and if you do all these things but are not madly in love: you have still not begun to live.” ― C. JoyBell


496. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” Dalai Lama


497. “If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?” —Will Rogers


498. “I like to have fun, just stay relaxed.” – Usain Bolt


499. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.


500. ″‘You couldn’t have it if you did want it,’ the Queen said. ‘The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday – but never jam to-day.’


501. “Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses.


502. “The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.” —Lucille S. Harper


503. “I’m just having fun, but no doubt someone will take this serious / I’m about to take you on a lyrical experience / I’m having fun with words, like when a baby first starts reading books.” ― Mario William Vitale


504. “If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?” —John Cleese


505. “My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.” - Chuck Nevitt


506. “Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.”


507. “Can I ask you something personal?”


508. “You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.” —Billy Arthur


509. Lehman uses many conveyances - including the prose poem, the sestina, and curt rhymes - to travel across the writing life of a poet whose instinctive romanticism is always bracing and tough-minded, brimming with a rare generosity. - Author: Ken Tucker


510. “I’m childish and silly. Most people tease me because I’m a bit daft.”


511. “The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” —Mark Twain


512. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”


513. “We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%.” —Ellen DeGeneres


514. “Don’t be silly. Loving is easy. It’s finding someone to love you back that’s hard.”- Sabrina Jeffries


515. ​​"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."


516. I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.


517. “If you’re not having fun it’s not worth doing.” – Tommy Bolin


518. “What would you do if you weren’t afraid?”


519. “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” —Ernest Hemingway


520. “Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots follow them.” #quotes #FridayFunny


521. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller


522. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.


523. “I would say that life at 84, I am having as much fun as I’ve ever had in my life. I mean I get to do what I love every day with the people I love-and it just doesn’t get any better than that.”


524. “We shall enjoy it


525. “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”


526. ″‘I only wish I had such eyes,’ the King remarked in a fretful tone. ‘To be able to see Nobody! And at that distance too! Why, it’s as much as I can do to see real people, by this light!‘”


527. “Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.”


528. “Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.” – Danny Kaye


529. Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.


530. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” Terry Pratchett


531. “When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.”


532. “My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”


533. “It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.” – Charles Spurgeon


534. Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.


535. “Think like a proton. Always be positive.” #quotes #FridayFunny


536. “People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers


537. “Stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight.”― Gordon B. Hinckley


538. “You are as a candle, the better burnt out.”


539. “The first step to getting anywhere is deciding you’re no longer willing to stay where you are.”


540. “Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in my booth. I’m supposed to wait on Nathanial Stone. I’m going to make a fool out of myself. I just know it. I can feel it coming. Crap.”


541. “You live and then you die, I thought. It’s good to have some good times.” – Natalie Goldberg


542. “The bottom line is to have fun and enjoy life.” — Rekha


543. “We can make a difference and have fun doing it.” – ATGW


544. “Oh, Gilbert, don't let's ever grow too old and wise... no, not too old and silly for fairyland.”


545. “Fun is not an activity, it is a state of mind.” – Bryant McGill


546. “I don’t get embarrassed easily, and I do silly things all the time!”


547. The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.


548. “It’s really not about what you have. It’s about how you’re able to enjoy life in general.” — Kevin Harvick


549. “I think I’ll work all my life. When you’re having fun, why stop having fun?” – Helen Thomas


550. “I must to the barber’s, monsieur; for methinks, I am marvellous hairy about the face: and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.”


551. There is no more time for us left to revive our great country. No more time to repeat our mistakes of the past. Washington needs a complete turnaround, and Donald Trump is the agent of change, and he will be the leader of the change we need. - Author: Rudy Giuliani


552. “Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it!”


553. “It's okay to be absurd, ridiculous, and downright irrational at times; silliness is sweet syrup that helps us swallow the bitter pills of life.”


554. “My aunt is having a daughter, hope it is a girl.”


555. “The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.”


556. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” ― Mindy Kaling


557. “It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.”- Voltaire


558. “The best advice I ever received came from my mother: ‘Do at least one fun thing every day.” – Clifford Cohen


559. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.


560. “Monsieur Leor…” Jean began. “Are you up for a challenge?”


561. “I take care of myself. I work out every day. I eat healthy. But I like to have fun too.” — Victoria Beckham


562. “Then, you’ve got a lot to learn about freight cars, Thomas. They are silly things and must be kept in their place. After pushing them about here for a few weeks, you’ll know almost as much about them as Edward. Then you’ll be a Really Useful Engine.”


563. “Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.” - Bob Thaves


564. “I’m less interested in why we’re here. I’m wholly devoted to while we’re here.” – Erika Harris


565. “I mean, I’m about having fun. I’m not about what other people say.” – Riff Raff


566. “Most of us would be upset if we were accused of being ‘silly.’ But the word ‘silly’ comes from the old English word ‘selig,’ and its literal definition is ‘to be blessed, happy, healthy and prosperous.’”- Zig Ziglar


567. “Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.” —Dennis Miller


568. “In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured.”


569. “Happiness is a collection of joyful experiences shared with soul friends. Get together and have some fun!” ― Amy Leigh Mercree


570. “Now, freight cars are silly and noisy. They talk a lot and don’t attend to what they are doing. They don’t listen to their engine, and when he stops, they bump into each other, screaming, ‘Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Whatever is happening?’ And, I’m sorry to say, they play tricks on an engine who is not used to them.”


571. I drink to make other people more interesting.


572. “When pain brings you down, don't be silly, don't close your eyes and cry, you just might be in the best position to see the sun shine.”


573. “You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within.”


574. “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.” ― Helen Keller


575. “Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.” – Voltaire


576. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” Steven Wright


577. “Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.”


578. “According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that seem right? That means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” —Jerry Seinfeld


579. “Slow down and enjoy life. It’s not only the scenery you miss by going to fast – you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.” ― Eddie Cantor


580. “Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.”― Fakeer Ishavardas


581. “If you are with someone who is awesome and having a good time, you can sit at a bus station and still have fun.” — Alexander Skarsgard


582. When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.


583. “It is essential to our well-being, and to our lives, that we play and enjoy life. Every single day, do something that makes your heart sing.” – Marcia Wieder


584. “Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder


585. “The activity you’re most avoiding contains your biggest opportunity.”


586. “Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.” – Dr. Seuss


587. “Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows”


588. “When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.”- Ozzy Osbourne


589. “Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painful or embarrassing or silly. Turn them into a story that tells the truth.”


590. “I like to have fun, and the only way to have fun is to win.” — Marcus Giles


591. It is not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.


592. Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.


593. “Do people normally wear boxers under their pyjamas?”


594. “Just be yourself and have fun.” – Richard Lowe


595. “There are two classes of travel—first class and with children.”—Robert Benchley


596. “When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.” ― Dr. Seuss


597. “Make it idiot proof and someone will create a better idiot.”


598. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.


599. “The best things in life are actually really expensive.” Unknown


600. “If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.” —Aldo Cammarota


601. “Never overlook and opportunity to act silly and have fun.”


602. “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.” - Walt Disney


603. “Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.” ― Hans Christian Andersen


604. “If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.” – Katharine Hepburn


605. “The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.” Unknown


606. “Happiness is living a life having fun, friends, and freedom.” – Lorrin L. Lee


607. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” Mark Twain


608. “Thine face is not worth sunburning.”


609. “Live life to it’s fullest or it may seem like you died young.”― James Wattersmith


610. “He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” —Abraham Lincoln


611. “Even though you’re growing up, you should never stop having fun.”


612. “There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called Yesterday and the other is called Tomorrow. Today is the right day to Love, Believe, Do and mostly Live.”


613. “Yoga changed my life. Have fun and work hard because it will totally pay off.” — Jennifer Aniston


614. “The great science to live happily is to live in the present.” – Pythagoras


615. “The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it.” – Richard Bach


616. “Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.” – William Burroughs


617. When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny. - Author: James Howe


618. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw


619. “Always appreciate the gift of life! Be happy and have fun!”


620. “Life is all about having a good time.” – Miley Cyrus


621. “Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain—and most do.” —Dale Carnegie


622. “Most people should laugh more; and, when they laugh, laugh heartily.”― Wayne Gerard Trotman


623. “Life isn’t just to be endured, it’s to be enjoyed.”― Gordon B.Hinckley


624. “You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, ‘Am I having fun?'” – Christopher Meloni


625. “Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.”


626. “My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.” —Billy Connolly


627. “Kids are expensive, I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last year someone stole my identity and it ruined her life.”—Kate Davis


628. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.” —G.K. Chesterton


629. “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.” — Sheldon Cooper


630. “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later.” — Mitch Hedberg


631. “Be happy in the moment, that’s enough. Each moment is all we need, not more.” — Mother Teresa


632. “I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.” – Dave Chappelle


633. “Always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise they won’t come to yours.” —Yogi Berra


634. “One does silly things when one is twelve.”


635. “Do anything, but let it produce joy.” ― Walt Whitman


636. “I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”


637. “Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.” —George Carlin


638. “There is never enough time to enjoy what you love.” ― Joyce Rachelle


639. “Don’t let them slow you down. Make your mistakes, take your chances, look silly, but keep on going. Don’t freeze up.”


640. “It seems I have spent a lifetime of mouthing mechanically, ‘Say thank you. Sit up straight. Use your napkin. Close your mouth when you chew. Don’t lean back in your chair.’ Just when I finally got my husband squared away, the kids came along.” —Erma Bombeck


641. “The idea that you can somehow erase the Internet is silly.”


642. “We all do make foolish mistakes.”


643. Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don't have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!


644. “I didn’t like the idea of being foolish, but I learned pretty soon that it was essential to fail and be foolish.”


645. “You know what it would just be amazing to be remembered, you know like a mum telling a daughter ‘the boyband of my time, One Direction, they just had fun and they’re just normal guys but terrible, terrible dancers.’”


646. “Innovation, having fun and giving back, should be the core values for everyone.”


647. Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.


648. “The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.” —Doug Larson


649. “Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds. ”


650. “Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.”


651. “If you make a revolution, make it for fun, / don’t make it in ghastly seriousness, / don’t do it in deadly earnest, / do it for fun.” ― David Herbert Lawrence


652. ‘No, it can’t,’ said the Queen. ‘It’s jam every other day: to-day isn’t any other day, you know.‘”


653. “Give yourself permission to not be perfect. Life’s too short, but you’re still young. Give up that iron-knuckle grip you have on excellence and just…have fun. For a change.” ― Cherrie Lynn


654. “Fuzzy. That's me. Silly, I know.”


655. “I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.” — Rodney Dangerfield


656. “There is no sin except stupidity.” - Oscar Wilde


657. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” Benjamin Franklin


658. “They’ve saved me so much time.”


659. “The road is long, we carry on, try to have fun in the meantime.”


660. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.


661. “Enjoyment of life generally includes being socially connected, having fun, and feeling a sense of purpose.” – Mallika Chopra


662. “Find someone who makes you laugh, allows you to be silly & be yourself, loves you when your at your best but loves you more when your not, kisses or touches you for no reason, looks at you in a way only you know what they’re thinking and communicates with you in away your never afraid to share yourself.”- Michelle Morse


663. “Everything can be made fun of. The most serious things are ripe for making fun of them.”


664. I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.


665. “The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.”


666. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.


667. “You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.”- Colette


668. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” Will Rogers


669. “The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.” —James Branch Cabell


670. “Ouais, monsieur,” Jean replied, with a silly grin. “You can consider it your preliminary training, if that helps your dignity.”


671. “I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.” - Edith Sitwell


672. “Children have one kind of silliness, as you know, and grown-ups have another kind.”


673. “I’m very clever, made a hole in my fridge door to ensure light goes off when I close it.”


674. “It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”


675. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Unknown


676. Son Tells His Parents He’ll Never Speak To Them Again After Finding Out They’re Paying For Sister’s Education Yet Didn’t Pay For HisWoman Buys Ex-Hoarder's Home With All Of Their Belongings, Spends 4 Years Cleaning When Relatives Start Demanding Heirlooms They Didn't Want


677. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” — Ace Ventura


678. “I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.”


679. “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” Elvis Presley


680. “I’m having fun just being a musician as well as an artist at this point.” – Peabo Bryson


681. ‘Don’t be silly,’ said Frog. ‘What you see is the clear warm light of April.’ ”


682. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” Unknown


683. “As long as you’re having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn’t matter what other people think.” – Nick Carter


684. “‘Have fun’ is my message. Be silly. You’re allowed to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.”


685. “And, now, come to this spot


686. “If you don’t make the time to work on creating the life you want, you’re eventually going to be forced to spend a lot of time dealing with a life you don’t want.”


687. “Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.” ― Criss Jami


688. “Love is someone you can be silly with.”- Cecil Beaton


689. “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” - Bernard Baruch


690. “At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” - Ann Landers


691. “What did one cat say to the other cat... nothing cats don’t talk. Meow.”


692. “Some 80% of your life is spent working. You want to have fun at home; why shouldn’t you have fun at work?”


693. “I’ve prioritized taking care of my mind, having fun, and doing things that make me laugh.” — Phillipa Soo


694. “Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.”


695. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” Unknown


696. “Never save the best for later. You don’t know what tomorrow holds.” – Paulo Coelho


697. “Happiness is a collection of joyful experiences shared with soul friends. Get together and have some fun!”― Amy Leigh Mercree


698. “Fun is not to be planned. It is to be found.” – Ihsan


699. I've had great success being a total idiot.


700. “Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.” —Steve Martin


701. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.


702. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!” Audrey Hepburn


703. “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” —Phyllis Diller


704. “I love fighting for what I believe in. I love having fun while doing it.” — Andrew Breitbart


705. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. —George Burns


706. “If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.” – Groucho Marx


707. The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.


708. “There live not three good men unhanged in England: and one of them is fat.”


709. “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”


710. “Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It’s all we’ve got.” – Ricky Gervais


711. “I find that the standard of living does not go up in proportion with the cost of living. The trick in life is to do things that are fun all the time.”


712. “There’s nothing wise and nothing silly


713. “People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”


714. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.


715. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you. —Rita Mae Brown


716. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms” Michael Scott


717. “Any person's meanness of character and silliness of mind can be ugly and seen, every activity and performance of that person, who suffers from a moral illness regardless of well-educated or not.”


718. “You can’t believe everything you hear—but you can repeat it.” —Anonymous


719. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place where dreams come true.


720. “Be happy – it drives people crazy.” Unknown


721. “As long as I’m having fun, I’m not quitting.” – Sue Johanson


722. “Take life on life’s terms – one day at a time. And have fun while you’re doing it.”—Joe Perry


723. “Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!” – Nietzsche


724. “I love to shake my hips, my hair, and my boobs. It’s all about having fun and sharing your spirit with other people.” ― Shakira


725. “The more you focus on fun, the more fun you have.”― A.D. Posey


726. “I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” —W.C. Fields


727. “Even though you’re growing up, you should never stop having fun.” – Nina Dobrev


728. “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” —Isaac Asimov


729. “If we want to sincerely enjoy our lives, who we become along the way is far more important than what we achieve.”― Richie Norton


730. Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.


731. “Time flies when you are having fun.”


732. “Have fun do good and the money will come.”


733. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.


734. “Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.” ― Andy Rooney


735. “I’ve taken my fun where I’ve found it.” – Rudyard Kipling


736. “If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.” —George Carlin


737. “Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes…Including you.” – Anne Lamott


738. There are none happy in the world but beings who enjoy freely a vast horizon. - Author: John Jakes


739. “Slow down, take time to smile.” – Carla White


740. “It costs to be stupid. The stupider you are, the more it costs.” - Sherrill Brown


741. I don't trust anyone who does their own hair. I don't think it's natural.


742. So this is my life — until I win the lottery.


743. “I already know what giving up feels like. I want to see what happens if I don’t.”


744. “Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”


745. “A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.” — Leo Buscaglia


746. I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.


747. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” Robert Frost


748. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” Zig Ziglar


749. “I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”


750. “I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it is hard to pronounce.”


751. “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” - Albert Einstein


752. “The trick is to enjoy life. Don’t wish away your days, waiting for better ones ahead.”― Marjorie Pay Hinckley


753. “Fun is closely related to Joy – a sort of emotional froth arising from the play of instinct.”


754. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”


755. “The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.”


756. “A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” —Dave Barry


757. “As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” — Sir Norman Wisdom


758. “Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.” ― James Dean


759. “Sometimes you need to stop for a while. Lie under the sky at night. Count the stars, reward yourself for working hard and enjoy your life.”— Gift Gugu Mona


760. “Fun, fun, impossible fun.”― Wayne Gerard Trotman


761. Reality continues to ruin my life.


762. ″‘We’ve eloped,’ Christina said to Aunt Grace. She had not meant to use the silly word, but it had got stuck in her head, and she was too befuddled with cold to catch it before it slipped out.”


763. “Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?”


764. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” —Albert Einstein


765. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” —Edgar Bergen


766. “If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.” —Andrew A. Rooney


767. “I guess I just grew up thinking that when we become adults, we get to do what we love. For work, for fun, forever. I don't know where I got that from. Seems silly now.”


768. “Sometimes I listen to the stranger’s conversation and mentally give my opinion.”


769. “Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. Make motivation a habit and you will get there more quickly and have more fun on the trip.”


770. “A person must never cease striving to enjoy life. It takes wit, interest, and energy to be happy.”― Kilroy J. Oldster


771. “Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying.” Unknown


772. “I am going to keep having fun every day I have left, because there is no other way of life. You just have to decide whether you are a Tigger or an Eeyore.” – Randy Pausch


773. “Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.”


774. “For me, off the field, cartoons are something that can ease my mind and get me back into having fun and just relaxing.” — Colin Kaepernick


775. “Having fun is the best way to learn.” – Albert Einstein


776. “It’s more fun when you’re not the only one having it.” – the Oaqui


777. “A bore is the kind of man who, when you ask him how he is, he tells you.” —Channing Pollock


778. “Someone comes to my house and asks me, “Where do you live?” it is at these moments question the intelligence of the human race.”


779. “I don’t get embarrassed easily, and I do silly things all the time!”- Emily Osment


780. “Wheelies” with Yoga Wheel


781. “Mother Nature doesn’t care if you’re having fun.”― Larry Niven


782. “Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you — but I’m not going to.” — Phil Connors


783. “I focus on the words and then I have fun putting together the music after.” — Matt Berninger


784. “Life is more fun if you play games.” – Roald Dahl


785. “Savour every step of your life.”― Janneker Lawrence Daniel


786. “Do a loony-goony dance


787. “Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.” ― Euripides


788. “Toad blinked in the bright sun. ‘Help!‘, said Toad. ‘I cannot see anything.’


789. “People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.” - Alice Walker


790. Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese.


791. “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat.”


792. “Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.”


793. “Old people at weddings always poke me and say you’re next so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”


794. “I didn’t like the idea of being foolish, but I learned pretty soon that it was essential to fail and be foolish.” - Daniel Day-Lewis


795. “The most important thing is to have fun.” — Johnny Damon


796. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” Cassandra Duffy


797. “I do have a childlike enthusiasm at times. I certainly enjoy life and get pleasure sometimes in childish things.” — Brian Baumgartner


798. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” Laurel Thatcher Ulrich


799. “I’m having fun. I’m being myself. I’m doing what I love. That’s all that matters.” — James Charles


800. “There’s no fear when you’re having fun.” – Will Thomas


801. A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.


802. “I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.” —Jimmy Kimmel


803. “Ever since I can remember, I’ve always been silly.”- Craig Robinson


804. “It is so silly of people to fancy that old age means crookedness and witheredness and feebleness and sticks and spectacles and rheumatism and forgetfulness! It is so silly! Old age has nothing whatever to do with all that. The right old age means strength and beauty and mirth and courage and clear eyes and strong painless limbs.”


805. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.


806. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” Cathy Guisewite


807. “The word silly derives from the Greek selig meaning blessed. There is something sacred in being able to be silly.”- Paul Pearsall


808. “I just like to do the fun stuff. If I’m not having fun with it, I’m not going to do it for the rest of my life.” — Doja Cat


809. “Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly. Be weird. Be whatever. Because life is too short to be anything but happy.”- Hoda Kotb


810. “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”


811. “I wondered if I might be dead, and I felt no sorrow, only worry over the afterlife, if it was going to be just like this, just as boring. If I'm dead, I thought, let this be the end. The silliness.”


812. “The life you have left is a gift. Cherish it. Enjoy it now, to the fullest. Do what matters, now.” ― Leo Babauta


813. “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” —Jim Carrey


814. “I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.” — Karan Patel


815. “The most important thing for staying in shape is having fun with your workouts.” — Erin Heatherton


816. “Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.” —Paula Poundstone


817. “I’m childish and silly. Most people tease me because I’m a bit daft.”- Harriet Walter


818. “Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything. ”


819. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.


820. “I have fun being sexy and tough at the same time.” ― Christina Aguilera


821. “It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”


822. “Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.” - Horace


823. “I love to dress up. You have to have a sense of fun in life, too. We can all be serious and work and do our bit, but every now and again you have to have a good giggle.” – Marie-Chantal Claire


824. “Colleagues should take care of each other, have fun, celebrate success, learn by failure, look for reasons to praise not to criticize, communicate freely and respect each other.”


825. “By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.” —Don Herold


826. “I do like to have fun. I don’t need alcohol to have fun.” – Rima Fakih


827. “It isn’t pollution that is hurting the environment, it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” - Dan Quayle


828. As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice. You can either be right, or you can be happy.


829. “Acting silly is one of the primal pleasures.”


830. “There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney and Driving Miss Daisy.”


831. People say, ‘How you stay looking so young?’ I say, well, good lighting, good doctors, and good makeup.


832. Everything I have I owe to this job... this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.


833. “When 99% of people doubt your idea, you’re either gravely wrong or about to make history.”


834. “There is something beautiful about watching two people lovingly act silly together; behaving as though no one else existed.”


835. Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.


836. “If it’s not fun, you’re not doing it right.” – Bob Basso


837. “With silly stuff, it’s seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it’s because I’m nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.”- Tim Vine


838. “It’s better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!”


839. If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.”


840. “It’s okay to be absurd, ridiculous, and downright irrational at times; silliness is sweet syrup that helps us swallow the bitter pills of life.”- Richelle E. Goodrich


841. “First of all, to defend my work, I had to believe that I am doing a totally silly, stupid, innocent comedy.”


842. “I have fun out there on the court, smiling, laughing, trying to have good demeanor.” – Stephen Curry


843. If you can't be kind, at least be vague.


844. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” Lily Tomlin


845. “Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.”


846. “If you go around being afraid, you’re never going to enjoy life. You have only one chance, so you’ve got to have fun.” — Lindsey Vonn


847. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” Charles Schulz


848. “Think like a proton. Always positive.” Unknown


849. “Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.” —Leslie Nielsen


850. “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” —Oscar Wilde


851. “Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long as you live.”― Rachel Ann Nunes


852. “It’s stupid to have a simple-minded view.”


853. “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” —Mark Twain


854. “I love and approve of myself. I love and approve of my body. I feed it nourishing foods and beverages. I exercise it in ways that are fun.”


855. “It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.” - Jerome K. Jerome


856. “You gotta have fun. Regardless of how you look at it, we’re playing a game. It’s a business, it’s our job, but I don’t think you can do well unless you’re having fun.” – Derek Jeter


857. Instant gratification takes too long.


858. “One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.” —Rita Mae Brown


859. “Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!”


860. “How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.”


861. “No one looks stupid when they’re having fun.” – Amy Poehler


862. “Don’t be silly and don’t waste your time.”- Bob Newhart


863. “Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” —Redd Fox


864. “Work hard, have fun and make history.” – Jeff Bezos


865. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.


866. “The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried.”


867. “Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!” —Charlie Brown


868. “I like laughing and having fun all the time, and I make sure people around me have fun, too.” – Rupali Ganguly


869. “If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.” – Katherine Hepburn


870. “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” –Dr. Seuss


871. “‘Have fun’ is my message. Be silly. You’re allowed to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.” – Jimmy Fallon


872. “The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.” – Jerry Seinfeld


873. When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.


874. “A gossip is a person who creates the smoke in which other people assume there’s fire.” —Dan Bennett


875. “The main thing right now is just going out and having fun. I know what I want to do. If I go out and have fun and relax, then all my goals should come true.” ― Ryan Howard


876. “Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success.” – Rickey Henderson


877. “I’m having a lot of fun, enjoying my life and trying to raise my children.” – Harry Connick, Jr.


878. “I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.”


879. “If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?” - Francis Parker Yockey


880. “Most of my life I have done what I wanted to do. I have had fun on the job.”


881. “Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear,


882. “Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).”


883. “Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.”


884. “If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.” —Phil Pastoret


885. The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.


886. “I decided to fly through the air and live in the sunlight and enjoy life as much as I could.” — Evel Knievel


887. “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the things you did.” – Mark Twain


888. Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.


889. “If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?” - Will Rogers


890. “A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” Justin Sewell


891. “You want to run up the staircase.” Leor concluded, plainly. “Like schoolboys?”


892. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” — Mark Twain


893. “Just keep taking chances and having fun.” – Garth Brooks


894. “I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.”


895. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms” Michael Scott #quotes


896. “Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don’t get so worked up about things.” – Kenneth Branagh


897. “I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.” —Dolly Parton


898. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” Tom Lehrer


899. “Being silly is still allowed, not excluded by adulthood. What's excluded by adulthood is thoughtlessness, so be thoughtful and silly”


900. “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”


901. “Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.” —Quentin Crisp


902. “Come, thou monarch of the vine, Plumpy Bacchus with pink eyne!”


903. I think I would envy me too, if I didn't know me better ... - Author: Rich Mullins


904. “The first recipe for happiness is: Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.” — André Maurois


905. “The decision to make the present moment a friend is the end of the ego.” – Eckhart Tolle


906. “First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win.”


907. “A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.” —William Lowe Bryan


908. “Whether you choose to move on from your struggles and enjoy life or waddle in your misery, life will continue.”― Germany Kent


909. I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.


910. The kids know what I'm doing when I exercise, and that's powerful. So don't just tell your kids to go play outside. Take a moment off your computer, put on your tennis shoes, hop outside and help them start their game and run off some energy. - Author: Summer Sanders


911. “If you are not having fun, do something different.” – Larry James


912. “If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.” —Reese Witherspoon


913. “Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”- Shaquille O’Neal


914. “Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson


915. “If you’re not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.” – Penny Marshall


916. “I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands.”


917. “Believe in yourself, not only in swimming, but in life itself. You always have to have fun. You have to have an open mind. If you’re not enjoying it, don’t do it. Life’s too short.” – Debbie Meyer


918. “It is silly, isn’t it, that I would dream of someone else offering to me the acceptance and affirmation I was withholding from myself. This was a moment when the maxim “You can never love anybody if you are unable to love yourself” made clear sense. And I add, “Do not expect to receive the love from someone else you do not give yourself.”


919. “Don’t make things too complicated. Try to relax, enjoy every moment, get used to everything.” – Angelique Kerber


920. “She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.” —Jean Webster


921. Anybody who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.


922. “I just want to live each moment to the fullest. And enjoy life.” — Kadeena Cox


923. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.


924. “Your positive energy will radiate. If you act like you’re having fun, you’ll find you are having fun.” — Jean Chatzky


925. “Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!”


926. “There are going to be good times and bad times, but lighten up.” – Chris Pine


927. “You only live once; but if you do it right, once is enough.” – Mae West


928. “Enjoy today. It is one of the “good old days” you will miss in the future!”— Etta Sawyerr


929. “Make lemonade if life gives you lemons.”


930. “Beauty fades, dumb is forever.” ― Judge Judy Sheindlin


931. ​​"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."


932. “Go have fun and make money.” — James Victore


933. “Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.” - Jack Handey


934. “I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.” —Shane Richie


935. “Maurice was a silly man. Maurice liked being silly.”- Barry Gibb


936. “We are here to learn, to make a difference and to have fun.”


937. “You can’t put a price on fun; it’s always priceless.”― Stanley Victor


938. Everybody wants to save the earth. No one wants to help mom do the dishes.


939. “I believe that God put us in this jolly world to be happy and enjoy life.” — Robert Baden-Powell


940. “Live life fully while you’re here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird.”


941. “Life’s not about money. Look at achievements, accomplishments. It’s about having fun. It’s about enjoying life.” — Mike Ditka


942. “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.” —Rita Mae Brown


943. “Be authentic and organic. It can’t be forced or it won’t work. And most importantly, have fun.” — Richard Branson


944. “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”


945. “I never forget a face but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” — Groucho Marx


946. “Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.”


947. The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.


948. “Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.”


949. “There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” —Jerry Seinfeld


950. “Living without Laughing isn’t living. Be silly. Be honest. Be Kind.”- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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