top of page

761 Best Instagram Notes Quotes and Captions (2023)

1. “Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.” ― Thomas Szasz

2. “You know what you’re doin’ to me” – Ariana Grande

3. “I don’t care if you tear me apart”

4. 💻 Work hard, play harder!

5. “Financial freedom is freedom from fear.” – Robert Kiyosaki

6. “Time is money, but also money is money.” – William Gibson

7. I would lose weight for my New Year’s resolution, but I hate losing

8. “At least it’s not a hurricane.”

9. “If you want something you’ve never had, you must be willing to do something you’ve never done.” — Thomas Jefferson

10. “Now I like dollars, I like diamonds, I like stunting, I like shining”

11. I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.” – Bridger Winegar

12. “Let it go”

13. “Believe in your flyness, conquer your shyness.” – Kanye West

14. On your Chats list, select your profile picture located at the top

15. “All money is a matter of belief.” – Adam Smith

16. “Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.” – W. Somerset Maugham

17. “Fine dining and breathing are all I know how to do.” — SpongeBob, “SpongeBob SquarePants”

18. Click Here

19. “Because you can’t argue with all the fools in the world. It’s easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they’re not paying attention.” ― Christopher Paolini

20. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end

21. “Can I get an alcohol?” — Nick, “New Girl”

22. “Hella fine and it works every time” – Ariana Grande

23. “F is for friends who do stuff together 🎶.” — SpongeBob, “SpongeBob SquarePants”

24. “If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there” ― George Harrison

25. “It was you who taught me living is togetherness” – Calvin Harris feat. Rag’n’Bone Man

26. 🎶 Jammin’ all day!

27. “You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.”

28. “Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” – Taylor Swift, “Blank Space”

29. “My sense of self and my mental health Is much more powerful than any hint of wealth.” – Guru, “Peace of Mine”

30. “I got one less problem without ya”

31. “My life is an inconvenience.” — Alexis, “Schitt’s Creek”

32. “It’s much better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone, at least so far.” – Marilyn Monroe

33. “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”

34. Identify your brand voice

35. “What brings us to tears, will lead us to grace. Our pain is never wasted.” – Bob Goff

36. “Instagram Notes is so funny like, if you’re not treating it like AIM then wyd?” one fan tweeted.

37. “Why did the coffee file a report? Got mugged.”

38. “When I do something stupid with money and lose it, I call that Stupid Tax. I have paid so much Stupid Tax that I am an expert.” – Dave Ramsey

39. “Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.” – John Wooden

40. “Find me where the wild things are”

41. “Get busy living or get busy dying.” ― Stephen King, Different Seasons

42. “Sad hurts but it’s a healthy feeling. It is a necessary thing to feel.” – J.K. Rowling

43. “Find balance”

44. Sometimes all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne

45. “When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know that it is.” Oscar Wilde

46. “Associate yourself with people of good character, for it is better to be alone than in bad company.” – Booker T. Washington

47. “Being alone has a power that very few people can handle.” — Steven Aitchison

48. “You cannot find peace by avoiding life.” ― Michael Cunningham, The Hours

49. “The one who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.” – Albert Einstein.

50. “A wise man should have money in his head but not in his heart.” Jonathan Swift

51. “Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

52. “You cannot have a million-dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic.” – Stephan C. Hogan

53. “Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” ― George Bernard Shaw

54. “Earn with your mind, not your time.” – Naval Ravikant

55. ”I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” – Woody Allen

56. “People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.” – Joan Rivers

57. “I gotta get on that Internet. I’m late on everything.” — Seinfeld, “Seinfeld”

58. “The most exceedingly awful part is time leaves perpetually, yet the torment it causes stays for eternity.” – Unknown

59. “Don’t work your way up. Work your way out!” – Unknown

60. Why overthink when you can over-drink?

61. “You are not a drop in the ocean, you are the entire ocean in a drop.”

62. “Keep growing”

63. “Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?” ― Abraham Lincoln

64. “The soul that sees beauty may sometimes walk alone.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

65. “I got sinning on my mind”

66. “Your money needs to work for you, not lie around you.” – Dave Ramsey

67. “Believe in yourself. You are braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light ihn the Heart

68. “But first, let me take a selfie.”

69. 🌞 Sun’s out, tongues out!

70. “To win big, you sometimes have to take big risks.” – Bill Gates

71. “It’s ok to miss people and still not want them back in your life.”

72. “I am faster than 80 percent of all snakes.”— Dwight, “The Office”

73. “Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday”

74. “Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.” – Steve Jobs

75. “Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.” – John Lennon

76. “An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.” – Benjamin Franklin

77. ”If you wanted to do something absolutely honest, something true, it always turned out to be a thing that had to be done alone.” — Richard Yates

78. “Love is hard to find, hard to keep, and hard to forget.” ― Alysha Speer

79. Walking in a confetti wonderland

80. “If you are born poor it’s not your mistake, but if you die poor it’s your mistake.” – Bill Gates

81. This New Year's I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long.” – Melanie White

82. Sip, sip, hooray!

83. “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

84. “A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.” ― George Bernard Shaw

85. “A budget is telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went.” – Dave Ramsey

86. “No amount of regretting can change the past, and no amount of worrying can change the future.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart

87. 365 new days. 365 new excuses

88. “You may not be there yet, but you are closer than you were yesterday”

89. “Crazy hair, don’t care.”

90. “You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.” – Casey Stengel

91. “I’m on no sleep. No Sleep!” — Seinfeld, “Seinfeld”

92. My New Year’s resolution is to feel this fab every day. ”

93. “It’s my turn to take a selfish.” — David, “Schitt’s Creek”

94. “Find peace”

95. “Financial peace isn’t the acquisition of stuff. It’s learning to live on less than you make so you can give money back and have money to invest. You can’t win until you do this.” – Dave Ramsey

96. 🎉 It’s time to party!

97. “Create your own sunshine.”

98. “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” ― Dr. Seuss

99. Use a call to action

100. “A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.” ― Lao Tzu

101. “I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money.” – Pablo Picasso

102. “Be heroes of your own stories” – Constance Wu

103. “Wealth is largely the result of habit.” – John Jacob Astor

104. This will be our year!

105. “You’ve got every right to a beautiful life.” – Selena Gomez, “Who says”

106. “Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

107. “Don’t tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I’ll tell you what they are.” – James W. Frick

108. “The heart was made to be broken.” – Oscar Wilde

109. “The past has no power over the present moment.” ― Eckhart Tolle

110. “I have a love-hate relationship with my bed. We love each other, but it’s complicated.”

111. “To live doesn’t mean you’re alive”

112. “Money is usually attracted, not pursued.” – Jim Rohn

113. “Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.” – Henry Rollins

114. “Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.” – Richard Friedman

115. “The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.” ― St. Augustine

116. “Success is my only option, failure’s not.” – Eminem, “Lose Yourself”

117. “My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.” – Warsan Shire

118. “Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.” – Christopher Morley

119. “Could I be wearing any more clothes?” — Chandler, “Friends”

120. Here’s to a brand new decade!

121. Less bitter, more glitter

122. “Find me where the wild things are.” – Alessia Cara, “Wild Things”

123. “Coffee and confidence.

124. “If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them.” – Marcus Aurelius

125. “Money has no grey areas. You either make it or you lose it.” – Kevin O’Leary

126. “Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit." — Vince Lombardi Jr

127. “Thank U, Next” – Me to 2022

128. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin

129. “Every time you borrow money you’re robbing your future self.” – Nathan W. Morris

130. “Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

131. I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. — Edna, The Incredibles

132. 365 new excuses

133. “I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.” – Augusten Burroughs

134. “If you don’t get serious about your money, you will never have serious money.” – Grant Cardone

135. “You can’t touch this” – MC Hammer

136. “Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you can’t get more time.” – Jim Rohn

137. “Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.” ― Søren Kierkegaard

138. “Money is good for nothing unless you know the value of it by experience.” – P.T. Barnum

139. “I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.” — David, “Schitt’s Creek”

140. “We’re always undercover”

141. “Money is nothing more than a reflection of your creativity, your capacity to focus, and your ability to add value and receive back.” – Tony Robbins

142. “Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life’s cruelest irony.” ― Douglas Coupland, Shampoo Planet

143. “Spread love”

144. “Behind every sweet smile, there is a bitter sadness that no one can ever see and feel.” – Tupac Shakur

145. “Maybe we all have darkness inside of us and some of us are better at dealing with it than others.” – Jasmine Warga

146. “Money equals freedom.” – Kevin O’Leary

147. “Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

148. “Work is a surefire money-making scheme.” – Dave Ramsey

149. All dressed up with a whole year to go!

150. “All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone” – Blaise Pascal

151. “Don’t criticize what you can’t understand.” – Bob Dylan, “The Times They Are a-Changin”

152. “Hello, it’s me”

153. You are never too old to reinvent yourself

154. “Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.” – Matt Cameron

155. “I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me”

156. “There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.” – Marlene Dietrich

157. “Life is a practice. You are what you do each day.” – Isaac Asimov

158. “Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn’t stop for anybody.” – Stephen Chbosky

159. Cheers to the new year!

160. “If you think adventure is dangerous; try routine. It’s lethal.” – Paulo Coelho

161. “Find purpose”

162. “Live more, worry less”

163. “If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” – Dolly Parton

164. “The rich invest their money and spend what is left; the poor spend their money and invest what is left.” – Jim Rohn

165. “I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.”

166. Trust the magic of new beginnings

167. “I’m a babe, I’m a boss and I’m makin’ this money” – Avril Lavigne feat. Nicki Minaj

168. “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” ― Andre Gide, Autumn Leaves

169. “I don’t always have a witty caption, but when I do, I forget it.”

170. My new year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my new year’s resolution

171. “There’s a dream that I’ve been chasing want so badly for it to be reality” – Justin Bieber

172. 🕰️🕰️ “Procrastination is my middle name 🕰️🕰️”

173. 🌮-bout a cute couple!

174. “Smile big, laugh often.”

175. In 2023, I want everyone to look at me the way I look at NYE fireworks

176. Happy New Year to you and yours from me and mine

177. “You’re an expert at sorry and keeping the lines blurry.” – Taylor Swift, “Dear John”

178. “All about the vibe.”

179. Expecting a clever caption? That was so last year

180. “Believe in yourself”

181. “Look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.” – Tom Stoppard

182. “I think the person who takes a job in order to live — that is to say, for the money — has turned himself into a slave.” – Joseph Campbell

183. Keep the smile, leave the tear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, think of joy, forget the fear and be joyous ’cause it’s a new year. Happy New Year!

184. “Business opportunities are like buses, there’s always another one coming.” Richard Branson

185. “The best part about being alone is that you really don’t have to answer to anybody. You do what you want.” — Justin Timberlake

186. 🏖️ Beach please!

187. The time is now

188. “Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler, “Friends”

189. Change is hard at first, messy in the middle, and gorgeous at the end

190. “Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.” – Jim Rohn

191. “I don’t care if you tear me apart”

192. “They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.” – Kahlil Gibran

193. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” – Oscar Wilde

194. “The more you learn, the more you earn.” – Frank Clark

195. “Earn with your mind, not your time.” – Naval Ravikant

196. “Talk about your blessings more than you talk about your problems.”

197. “I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” – Charlie Chaplin

198. “In solitude the mind gains strength and learns to lean upon itself.” – Laurence Sterne

199. “Stay curious”

200. “If you don’t value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it.” – Kim Garst

201. “Always remember: money isn’t everything. But also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.” – Earl Wilson

202. “Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.” – Paulo Coelho

203. “Always wanted to be one of those people in the room that says something and everyone puts their hand up” – Julia Michaels feat. Selena Gomez

204. “If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.” – Maya Angelou

205. “Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that’s where you renew your springs that never dry up.” – Pearl Buck

206. “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

207. “Lack of money is the root of all evil.” – George Bernard Shaw

208. What should I write in Instagram notes?

209. “If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.” ― James A. Michener

210. “Every pound is a seedling. Invest your seedlings to create a tree. Re-invest your seedlings to grow a forest.” – George Choy

211. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle

212. “Love yourself”

213. Use Hootsuite

214. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin

215. “People keep telling me that life goes on, but to me that’s the saddest part.” – Unknown

216. Know your audience

217. “What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.” – Ellen Burstyn

218. “Falling in love alone is exhausting.”

219. “The trouble for most people is they don’t decide to get wealthy, they just dream about it.” – Michael Masters

220. Click Here

221. “Waste your money and you’re only out of money, but waste your time and you’ve lost a part of your life.” – Michael LeBoeuf

222. “Find beauty”

223. “So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?” – Ayn Rand

224. “We lost because we told ourselves we lost.” – Leo Tolstoy

225. “All riches have their origin in mind. Wealth is in ideas — not money.” – Robert Collier

226. “To acquire money requires valor, to keep money requires prudence, and to spend money well is an art.” – Berthold Auerbach

227. “The mind is a terrible thing to waste, I show love cause it’s a terrible thing to hate.” – Guru, “Peace of Mine”

228. “A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” – W. C. Fields

229. “Find company within yourself and you’ll never spend a day alone. Find love within yourself and you’ll never have a lonely day.” – Connor Chalfant

230. “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” ― Albert Einstein

231. “If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”

232. “I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.” – Sarah Jessica Parker

233. “Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemies.” – Spike Milligan

234. “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” ― Robert Frost

235. “I want to get quarantined with you.” – Flirting in 2020.

236. 🚀 Our revolutionary product has officially LAUNCHED! 🎉 Don't miss out on the incredible experience. SIGN UP NOW! 🚀

237. “Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.” – Henry David Thoreau

238. Who can see Instagram notes?

239. “Without great solitude no serious work is possible.” – Pablo Picasso

240. “Rule #1: Never lose money. Rule #2: Never forget Rule #1.” – Warren Buffett

241. “My tears are becoming a sea.” – M83

242. “Don’t stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns

243. “Broken things like me are better left alone.” – Unknown

244. “Trade money for time, not time for money. You’re going to run out of time first.” – Naval Ravikant

245. “I’ve loved and I’ve lost but that’s not what I see” – Ariana Grande

246. A year ago, I never would’ve pictured my life the way it is now

247. “Escape the ordinary.”

248. “I understand nothing.” — Michael, “The Office”

249. 🐶 Dog mom/dad life!

250. “Tears come from the heart and not from the brain.” – Leonardo da Vinci

251. “I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.” — David, “Schitt’s Creek”

252. “Being alone and actually sitting with our own thoughts can lead to such growth and realizations that are rare in our everyday busy lives.” – Kourtney Kardashian

253. “Be happy; it drives people crazy”

254. “I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” — Pam, “The Office”

255. “Life is short.” False — it’s the longest thing you do.

256. New Year's Eve is the only time I have a bubbly personality

257. ”People who do a job that claims to be creative have to be alone to recharge their batteries. You can’t live 24 hours a day in the spotlight and remain creative. For people like me, solitude is a victory.” — Karl Lagerfeld

258. “Don’t worry about being famous or making money; the most important thing is being the best. You have to become a master of your craft and everything else will come.” – Anastasia Soare

259. “Even though you’re fed up, you gotta keep your head up.” – Tupac, “Keep Ya Head Up”

260. “Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.” – Zig Ziglar

261. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” – George Carlin

262. “I can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But I can’t accept not trying.” —Michael Jordan

263. “If one’s different one’s bound to be lonely.” – Aldous Huxley

264. “Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.” – Benjamin Franklin

265. “Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life’s cruelest irony.”— Douglas Coupland

266. “My nationality’s reality. And, yo: a prejudiced man is of a devil mentality.” – Kool G. Rap, “Erase Racism”

267. “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step” – Chinese Proverb

268. Use Emojis as Easter Eggs

269. “An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.” – Benjamin Franklin

270. 🌮 Tacos ’til I die!

271. “The rich invest in time, the poor invest in money.” – Warren Buffett

272. “All the money in the world doesn’t mean a thing if you don’t have time to enjoy it.” – Oprah Winfrey

273. “Sometimes you need to be alone. Not to be lonely, but to enjoy your free time being yourself.” Unknown

274. “Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.” – Albert Einstein

275. Taking applications for my New Year’s kiss

276. “Feeling good living better.” – Drake, “Over my dead body”

277. “When money talks, there are few interruptions.” – Herbert V Prochnow

278. “Why did the bicycle fall over? Two tired.”

279. “If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.” – Jules Renard

280. “I’m being nice to you. Have I stabbed you? No.”

281. “Money is just the poor man’s credit card.” – Marshall McLuhan

282. “Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time.” – Margaret Bonnand

283. “Don’t bother replying. You’d be wasting the internet.”

284. “Money won’t create success, the freedom to make it will.” – Nelson Mandela

285. “Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.” – Coco Chanel

286. “You’ll never get rich by working for your boss.” – Felix Dennis

287. “Life is short and so is this message.”

288. “The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone, but the things you do for others remain as your legacy.” ― Kalu Ndukwe Kalu

289. “If you do not find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.” – Warren Buffet

290. Dress for the year you want

291. “The trouble is if you don’t spend your life yourself, other people spend it for you.” ― Peter Shaffer, Five Finger Exercise

292. The best endings always have confetti

293. “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” – Woody Allen

294. “It will never rain roses: when we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses.” – George Eliot

295. “Many folks think they aren’t good at earning money, when what they don’t know is how to use it.” – Frank Clark

296. What is Instagram?

297. “People think that I am alone but I have the greatest support from myself.”

298. Page one of 365!

299. “Live boldly”

300. “I’m ready, I’m ready.” — SpongeBob, “SpongeBob SquarePants”

301. “Rich people choose to get paid based on results. Poor people choose to get paid based on time.” – T. Harv Eker

302. “The only freedom you truly have is in your mind, so use it.” ― M.T. Dismuke

303. “Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.” ― Paulo Coelho

304. “The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.” – Tony Robbins

305. ”In order to be open to creativity, one must have the capacity for constructive use of solitude. One must overcome the fear of being alone.” – Rollo May

306. “Whatever it is you’re scared of doing, do it. Make your mistakes next year and forever. ” — Neil Gaiman

307. “You aren’t wealthy until you have something money can’t buy.” – Garth Brooks

308. “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Gertrude Stein

309. “Less perfection, more authenticity:

310. “No pain, no gain.”

311. “Do what you love and the money will follow.” – Marsha Sinetar

312. It's the final countdown

313. “I’m bringing sexy back”

314. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

315. “Life is a book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read.” ― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess

316. “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man”

317. “One thing you can’t hide — is when you’re crippled inside.” – John Lennon

318. “Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.” ― Albert Camus

319. The best time for new beginnings is now

320. Tap the icon in the top right corner of your feed

321. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I’m possible!” – Audrey Hepburn

322. “One’s destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things.” ― Henry Miller

323. “Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.” — Mr. Krabs, “SpongeBob SquarePants”

324. “Life isn’t perfect, people aren’t perfect, but there are moments that are.” – Amy Harmon

325. Out with the old, in with the new

326. Tap “Share what’s on your mind…” and type a message up to 60 characters in length

327. “Never depend on a single income. Make an investment to create a second source.” – Warren Buffett

328. 50% Sweetness

329. “A strong positive attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.” – Patricia Neal

330. “The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney

331. “Sometimes you need to take a break from everyone and spend time alone to experience, appreciate, and love yourself.” – Robert Tew

332. 💔

333. “Never settle”

334. “Loneliness can make you develop into a strong person.” – Unknown

335. “Do what you love and the money will follow.” – Marsha Sinetar

336. “I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”

337. “Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.” – Ken Hakuta

338. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

339. 🚶‍♀️ Adventure awaits!

340. New Year, New me

341. Ringing in 2023 in style!

342. “Keep switchin’ your alibi, or stutterin’ when you reply. You can’t even look me in the eye. Oh, I can tell, I know you’re lyin’” – The Chainsmokers

343. “No man can be wise on an empty stomach.” – George Eliot

344. “The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.” – John D. Rockefeller

345. “Stay grateful”

346. “Do whatever you have to do. People always want to tell you how to do it. No, do it your way. And don’t ask for like oh how can you do it … do it, figure it out. I figured it out one way or another and I did it.”

347. “If your goal is to be comfortable, chances are you’ll never get rich. But if your goal is to be rich, chances are you’ll end up mighty comfortable.” – T. Harv Eker

348. “Breathing is hard. When you cry so much, it makes you realize that breathing is hard.” – David Levithan

349. “The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

350. “Learn to be alone. Not everyone will stay forever.” – Unknown

351. “Those who work the whole day have no time to make money.” – John D. Rockefeller

352. “A man can be himself only so long as he is alone, and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom, for it is only when he is alone that he is really free.” – Arthur Schopenhauer

353. “Capital as such is not evil; it is its wrong use that is evil. Capital in some form or another will always be needed.” Gandhi

354. “Money can’t buy life.” – Bob Marley

355. “Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?” — Squidward, “SpongeBob SquarePants”

356. “I got 99 problems, but [fill in the blank] ain’t one”

357. “Can we just take a minute to celebrate me?” — Schmidt, “New Girl”

358. I’m working on a new me

359. “T woke up like this.”

360. “Don’t play games that you don’t understand, even if you see lots of other people making money from them.” – Tony Hseih

361. “A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.” – Joe Moore

362. “Entrepreneurship is about turning what excites you in life into capital so that you can do more of it and move forward with it.” – Richard Branson

363. There’s no such thing as too much glitter on New Year’s

364. “I would sell my soul for a bit more time” – Halsey

365. “Wealth is the ability to fully experience life.” – Henry David Thoreau

366. New year, new eats

367. “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” ― Oscar Wilde

368. “It’s a feeling stick.” — Jess, “New Girl”

369. Let 2023 be the year that you get out of your own way

370. “If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.” Lane Kirkland

371. “Whoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.”– Aristotle

372. “What’s the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.” – Mark Twain

373. “It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.” – Walt Disney

374. “Wealth flows from energy and ideas.” – William Feather

375. “The thought of being on my own really terrified me. But then I realized being alone is really a cleansing thing.” – Lindsey Buckingham

376. New Year, new beginning

377. “Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.” – Warren Buffett

378. 🤷‍♀️🗣️ “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view 🤷‍♀️🗣️”

379. “No one talks about how lonely healing can feel” – We The Urban

380. ”I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone.” – Robin Williams

381. “Stay humble”

382. “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well.” ― Mark Twain

383. “It’s not your salary that makes you rich, it’s your spending habits.” – Charles Jaffe

384. 👻 Spooky season is here!

385. “Let it go”

386. “People aren’t born good or bad. Maybe they’re born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters.” ― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

387. “Both poverty and riches are the offspring of thought.” – Napoleon Hill

388. Use hashtags wisely

389. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”


391. “Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.” – Ralph Marston

392. “Love is just a word but you bring it definition.” – Eminem, “Love The Way You Lie Part 2”

393. 🎂 Let’s celebrate me!

394. “I’m fascinated with myself and love hearing the sound of my own voice. I’d like to hear what I have to say. A lot of people don’t like being alone because they truly don’t like themselves, but I love me.” – Gene Simmons

395. “We gonna party like it’s your birthday”

396. “Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” — Jim, “The Office”

397. “Never apologize for having high standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them.” – Anonymous

398. This is the beginning of anything we want

399. “I do believe that if you haven’t learnt about sadness, you cannot appreciate happiness.” – Nana Mouskouri

400. “So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.” – E.A. Bucchianeri

401. “To travel is to live.” ― Hans Christian Andersen

402. “When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.” – Voltaire

403. What’s the Instagram Caption Character Limit?

404. “The only way out is through.”

405. “To have felt too much is to end in feeling nothing.” – Dorothy Thompson

406. “It’s an easy thing to stand with the crowd, but it takes courage to stand alone”

407. “If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden.” – Frances Hodgson Burnett

408. “It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.” – Albert Camus

409. What’s coming is better than what’s going

410. I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person

411. “Make improvements, not excuses. Seek respect, not attention.” ― Roy T. Bennett, The Light in the Heart

412. “Here’s how I think of my money: as soldiers. I send them out to war every day. I want them to take prisoners and come home so there’s more of them.” – Kevin O’Leary

413. “Never say you cannot afford something. That is a poor man’s attitude. Ask HOW to afford it.” – Robert Kiyosaki

414. “Winning at money is 80 percent behavior and 20 percent head knowledge.” – Dave Ramsey

415. “I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me.” – Selena Gomez, “Who Says”

416. The best is yet to come

417. “They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.” – Kanye West, “Start It Up”

418. Just here to find my Troy Bolton

419. “I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: ‘try being rich first’. See if that doesn’t cover most of it. There’s not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24 hour job.” – Bill Murray

420. May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions

421. “Money is multiplied in practical value depending on the number of W’s you control in your life: what you do, when you do it, where you do it, and with whom you do it.” – Tim Ferriss

422. “Don’t fear walking alone. Fear walking in wrong direction.” — Garima Soni

423. “Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.” — Mahatma Gandhi

424. There’s no such thing as sparkling too much

425. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view.”

426. “No one’s ever achieved financial fitness with a January resolution that’s abandoned by February.” – Suze Orman

427. “Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.” – Anton Chekhov

428. “It’s funny how we feel so much but we cannot say a word. We are screaming inside, but we can’t be heard.” – Sarah McLachlan

429. This year, my resolution is to be more optimistic, so my glass will remain half-full (with either rum, vodka or whiskey)

430. “As I get older I’m more and more comfortable being alone.” – Sienna Miller

431. “If you want to help the poor, demonstrate to them that they can become rich; prove it by getting rich yourself.” – Wallace D. Wattles

432. “It’s a hard time finding your freedom” – Slushii

433. “It may be unfair, but what happens in a few days, sometimes even a single day, can change the course of a whole lifetime…” ― Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

434. “Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale.” – Zig Ziglar

435. “Wake me up when it’s summer.”

436. Wishing you peace, love, and laughter in the new year

437. “ I think that much of the advice given to young men about saving money is wrong. I never saved a cent until I was forty years old. I invest in myself — in study, in mastering my tools, in preparation. Many a man who is putting a few dollars a week into the bank would do much better to put it into himself.” – Henry Ford

438. “Loneliness is when you start talking to yourself because no one is there to listen to you.” – Unknown

439. “I don’t always take selfies, but when I do, I make sure my dog is in them too.”

440. “America is built around this premise that you can do it, and there are an awful lot of people who are unlikely to have done it who did.” – Michael Bloomberg

441. “Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect.” – Margaret Mitchell

442. “Is butter a carb?” — Regina, “Mean Girls”

443. “I’d pee on any one of you.” — Joey, “Friends”

444. “It’s not how much money you make, but how much money you keep, how hard it works for you, and how many generations you keep it for.” – Robert Kiyosaki

445. “What counts is what you do with your money, not where it came from.” – Merton Miller

446. “Be kind”

447. “Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.” – Kahlil Gibran

448. “You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with.” – Wayne Dyer

449. The best way to predict the future is to create it

450. “The key to financial freedom and great wealth is a person’s ability or skill to convert earned income into passive income and/or portfolio income.” – Robert Kiyosaki

451. “Notes” is a new feature of Instagram that allows users to write brief notes with a 60-character limit. This feature is found on the top of the DM section of Instagram from where people can share their thoughts.

452. “Thank U, Next” - Me to 2022

453. “Yada yada yada.” — Elaine, “Seinfeld”

454. “There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It’s caused by the absence of you.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

455. “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” – Anthony Burgess

456. Under “Share with”, select whether to share the note with your Followers that you follow back or your Close Friends

457. “I’m the rose that came from concrete.”

458. “I’ve been layin’, waiting for your next mistake, I put in work, and watch my status escalate.” – Guru, “Work”

459. “Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

460. “There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign.” ― Robert Louis Stevenson, The Silverado Squatters

461. How do you make notes on Instagram?

462. “Let it hurt and then let it go.”

463. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

464. “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” ― Stephen King

465. ‘Tis the season to be jolly

466. “There’s no way I could be stopped, was coming for your spot”

467. “Money isn’t everything… But it ranks right up there with oxygen.” – Rita Davenport

468. “We go to school to learn to work hard for money. I write books and create products that teach people how to have money work hard for them.” – Robert Kiyosaki

469. “We learned early on that if we help enough people, the money will come.” – Dave Ramsey

470. “Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.” – Jodi Picoult

471. “Though I am lonely, it does not mean that I am alone, but only that I do not have the company I wish for.” – Unknown

472. 😴💼 “Adulting is hard. Can I just nap instead? 😴💼”

473. “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.” ― Terry Pratchett

474. “Start somewhere.”

475. I’m ready for you, 2023

476. “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” ― Charles Bukowski

477. “If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you don’t have to work.” – Ogden Nash

478. “If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.” ― Kahlil Gibran

479. “I can’t adult today, I need a nap.”

480. “Making money is not a thing that you do — it’s a skill that you learn.” – Naval Ravikant

481. “The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.” – Voltaire

482. “Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.” – Marlon Brando

483. “Stop buying things you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like.” – Suze Orman

484. “To get rich, you have to be making money while you’re asleep.” – David Bailey

485. “You are not alone in this journey. Someone out there cares about you more than you know.”

486. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison

487. “We don’t grow when things are easy, we grow when we face challenges.”

488. “Sweet Davy Jones! What the heck is going on?” — Mr. Krabs, “SpongeBob SquarePants”

489. “Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure... We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?” — Marianne Williamson

490. “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.” – Babe Ruth

491. “I’m my own competition – I’m competing with myself.”

492. “Some people can’t stand being alone. I love solitude and silence. But when I come out of it, I’m a regular talking machine. It’s all or nothing for me.” — Celine Dion

493. “If you think of it in terms of the Gold Rush, then you’d be pretty depressed right now because the last nugget of gold would be gone. But the good thing is, with innovation, there isn’t a last nugget. Every new thing creates two new questions and two new opportunities.” – Jeff Bezos

494. “Don’t be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.” ― Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting

495. 🙃🧑‍💼 “I tried to be normal once…it was the worst two minutes of my life 🙃🧑‍💼”

496. “Don’t dream of it. Train for it.”

497. “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” – John Lennon, “Imagine”

498. With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” — Eleanor Roosevelt

499. “Life is way too short for bad vibes.”

500. “I surmise broken bits of glass hurt one severely thus does broken bits of the human heart.” – Unknown

501. “Being with no one is better than being with the wrong one. Sometimes those who fly solo have the strongest wings.” — Nitya Prakash

502. “The person beside me is an idiot.”

503. 9 p. m. is the new midnight

504. “Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” — Carrie Bradshaw

505. “Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.” ― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

506. “Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.” – P.T. Barnum

507. “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben

508. “Believe in yourself and you will be unstoppable."

509. “Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.” – Ayn Rand

510. “Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.” – Barrack Obama

511. “Create happiness”

512. “Make it happen. Shock everyone."

513. Ring out the old and ring in the new

514. “Having the dream is easy, making it come true is hard” – Serena Williams

515. “Sometimes, you just need a break. In a beautiful place. Alone. To figure everything out.” – Unknown

516. “No paparazzi, please.”

517. “Stay wild”

518. 📚 Book worm life!

519. “The word ‘happy’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.” – Carl Jung

520. “I’m living my best life”

521. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael, “The Office”

522. 12 months to a better you

523. “The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.” – Carroll Bryant

524. “The more money we come across, the more problems we see”

525. “Tell ’em that it’s my birthday!” – Selena Gomez, ‘Birthday’

526. “There are two types of people in the world: Those who prefer to be sad among others, and those who prefer to be sad alone.” – Nicole Krauss

527. “Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.” – Benjamin Franklin

528. “Drop it like it’s hot”

529. “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” ― Lao Tzu

530. Let's start off the New Year by being immediately thankful we're not in Times Square

531. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right

532. Celebrate what you want to see more of

533. “This message failed to send.”

534. “It’s simple arithmetic: your income can grow only to the extent that you do.” – T. Harv Eker

535. “To generalize is to be an idiot.” ― William Blake

536. “There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.” – Aeschylus

537. 🎥 Movie night!

538. She leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes. — Kate Spade

539. Cheers to 2023!

540. “Love yourself first, because that’s who you’ll spend the rest of your life with.” – Luigina Sgarro

541. “Yama hama, it’s fright night!” — Kramer, “Seinfeld”

542. “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” – Dr. Seuss

543. “Sad things happen. They do. But we don’t need to live sad forever.” – Mattie Stepanek

544. “Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options.” – Chris Rock

545. “A fake friend is worse than an enemy.”

546. “The true currency of life is time, not money, and we’ve all got a limited stock of that.” – Robert Harris

547. 365 new excuses

548. “The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.”

549. “Money is like a beautiful thoroughbred horse — very powerful and always in action. But unless this horse is trained when very young, it will be an out of control and dangerous animal when it grows to maturity.” – Dave Ramsey

550. 👯‍♀️ Squad goals!

551. “Maybe she’s born with it.”

552. Glitter is always an option

553. “It takes a long time to grow young” – Pablo Picasso

554. “The fools in life want things fast and easy — money, success, attention.” – Robert Greene

555. “Better an Oops, than a what if.”

556. “Life happens, coffee helps.”

557. “Learn to fight alone for you will fight better.” – Unknown

558. Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky ones who get to meet us

559. “My nose is frozen.”

560. New year, same me. Big goals

561. Cheers to a new decade

562. “Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.” ― Allen Saunders

563. “Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right.” — Henry Ford

564. “Nothing else so destroys the power to stand alone as the habit of leaning upon others. If you lean, you will never be strong or original. Stand alone or bury your ambition to be somebody in the world.” — Orison Swett Marden

565. 🏋️‍♀️ Gains all day, every day!

566. “Life imitates art.” – Lana Del Rey, “Gods And Monsters”

567. Who needs NYE fireworks when you can shine bright yourself?

568. “If you are never alone, you cannot know yourself.” — Paulo Coelho

569. “We were on a break!”— Ross, “Friends”

570. “Hibernation mode: On.”

571. “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” – Oscar Wilde

572. “Fortune sides with him who dares.” – Virgil

573. “You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.” – Jonathan Safran Foer

574. “If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.” –Maya Angelou

575. “There is a big difference between lonely and alone, when you feel lonely you are sad but when you are alone you can spend time with the most amazing person in the world and that is you.” – Unknown

576. Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life

577. “Success is not about how much money you make, it’s about the difference you make in people’s lives.” – Michelle Obama

578. “My coach said I run like a girl. So I said if he ran a little faster he could too.” – Mia Hamm

579. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I promise it won’t be boring.” – David Bowie

580. “The ultimate purpose of money is so that you do not have to be in a specific place at a specific time doing anything you don’t want to do.” – Naval Ravikant

581. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding.”

582. “I think I’m ready for my close up”

583. “The trick is to make sure you don’t die waiting for prosperity to come.” – Lee Iacocca

584. A little party never killed nobody

585. A whole new chapter with you

586. “Farewell tequila, so long margarita. And lady sativa, I hate to leave ya” – Bebe Rexha

587. See you next year!

588. “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

589. “Liking money like I like it is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory.” – Salvador Dali

590. “If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need” – Marcus Tullius Cicero

591. Just so you know, that’s sooo totally last year

592. “Knock me down 10 times but I get up 10”

593. “Loneliness expresses the pain of being alone and solitude expresses the glory of being alone.” — Paul Tillich

594. “I would rather stand alone in the light of truth than in the crowd filled with error.” — Adrian Rogers

595. “You can be young without money, but you can’t be old without it.” – Tennessee Williams

596. “I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.”

597. 50% Sweetness

598. Use Emojis as Easter Eggs

599. “The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone.”— Mitch Albom

600. “I’m gonna be on a budget until the day I die.”

601. Cheers to believing that anything actually changes when the year does

602. “Money won’t make you happy… but everybody wants to find out for themselves.” – Zig Ziglar

603. “I’ll just keep on living, the way I want to live”

604. And so the adventure begins

605. “You just fold it in.” — David, “Schitt’s Creek”

606. “Money has the power to buy you things. But a much bigger power of money is in generating more money for you. Those who are able to manifest the latter are never short of it.” – Manoj Arora

607. “I’m feelin’ myself”

608. “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ” — Oprah Winfrey

609. I’m doing this year for me

610. “Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.” – Winston S. Churchill

611. “Smile, it confuses people.”

612. Click Here

613. “Early to bed and early to rise keeps a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.” – Benjamin Franklin

614. “Gum would be perfection.” — Chandler, “Friends”


616. “I am Beyoncé, always.” — Michael, “The Office”

617. “Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” – Dr. Seuss

618. “Dream big”

619. “Choose joy”

620. “Your attitude, not your aptitude, determines your altitude.” – Zig Ziglar

621. “Some people want it to happen. Some people wish it would happen. Others make it happen.” – Michael Jordan

622. “I have learned not to allow rejection to move me” – Cicely Tyson

623. I haven't been this excited about a new year since last year

624. 2023 goals: Stay focused and extra sparkly

625. “We are all a mess, but it’s how we keep it together that makes us beautiful.” – J. Iron Word

626. “Being single doesn’t make you weak, it means that you are strong enough to be on your own.” — Xavier Zayas

627. “To be an overachiever you have to be an over-believer.” – Dabo Swinney

628. My only rule this year: wear something you can dance in

629. “No wealth can ever make a bad man at peace with himself.” – Plato

630. “Embrace change”

631. “True confidence leaves no room for jealousy. When you know you are great, you have no need to hate.” – Nicki Minaj

632. New Year, New Feels, New Chances, Same Dreams, Fresh Starts

633. 💤💡 “I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient 💤💡”

634. “Hey Alexa, can I un-update Instagram Notes?”

635. “Rich people believe ‘I create my life’. Poor people believe ‘Life happens to me’.” – T. Harv Eker

636. “Ew, David.” — Alexis, “Schitt’s Creek”

637. Ringing in the New Year with 2023 vision

638. “Live fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.” – Lana Del Rey

639. “Your economic security does not lie in your job; it lies in your power to produce – to think, to learn, to create, to adapt. That’s true financial independence. It’s not having wealth; it’s having the power to produce wealth.” – Stephen R Covey

640. “The only difference between a rich person and a poor person is how they use their time.” – Robert Kiyosaki

641. “If it’s out of your hands, it deserves freedom from your mind too” – Ivan Nuru

642. “The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.” – Harriet Beecher Stowe

643. “A positive attitude is a person’s passport to a better tomorrow.” – Jeff Keller

644. “Keep your squats low and your standards high."

645. “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” ― Albert Einstein

646. “She believed she could, so she did.” – R.S. Grey

647. “The best people in life are free.” – Taylor Swift, “New Romantics”

648. “Why did the math book look mad? Too many problems.”

649. “Don’t sit down and wait for the opportunities to come. Get up and make them” – Madam C J Walker

650. “Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.” ― Stephanie Klein, Straight Up and Dirty

651. No need to look for your midnight kiss. I’m right here

652. “Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.” – Francoise Sagan

653. “Nom, nom for us.”— Alexis, “Schitt’s Creek”

654. “Travel brings power and love back into your life.” ― Rumi Jalalud-Din

655. “Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.” ― Lao Tzu

656. Brainstorm Several Good Instagram Captions First

657. “From your perspective, I am happy and I have everyone but from my point of view, I am sad and lonely.” – Unknown

658. Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year, make a resolution to be yourself

659. Maybe COVID will disappear this year!

660. Watch out 2023, because here I come

661. “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” ― Mark Twain

662. “If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.” – Henry Ford

663. “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time 🎶.” — SpongeBob, “SpongeBob SquarePants”

664. Place the most important words at the beginning of the caption

665. “There are people who have money and people who are rich.” – Coco Chanel

666. “Money is worth what it will help you to produce or buy and no more.” – Henry Ford

667. “Life is too short for bad vibes.”

668. com

669. I wanted to make sure I looked nice when I met the new year

670. “All I really need is a passport.”

671. Sometimes all we need is a fresh start

672. “Be present”

673. Save water, drink champagne

674. “We will fail when we fail to try” – Rosa Parks

675. Brainstorm Several Good Instagram Captions First

676. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ” ― W.C. Fields

677. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” ― Mae West

678. “Tears are words that need to be written.” – Paulo Coelho

679. “Why did the cookie go to therapy? It felt crumbly inside.”

680. “Tonight, I’m a baller, babe.” – Ariana Grande, “Successful”

681. “Does shivering count as exercise?”

682. “If you want others to follow, learn to be alone with your thoughts.” — William Deresiewicz

683. ”Until you get comfortable being by yourself, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness.” – Mandy Hale

684. “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” ― Mae West

685. “If you can get paid for doing what you love, every paycheck is a bonus.” – Oprah Winfrey

686. On New Year's just remember: If your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit

687. My new year’s resolution is 1080 pixels

688. “Look at all the hip young people eating salads!” — SpongeBob, “SpongeBob SquarePants”

689. “I ain’t got a lotta money but I got a lotta style.” – Fifth Harmony, “Top Down”

690. “Very few people can afford to be poor.” – George Bernard Shaw

691. “Looking like a right swipe on Tinder.”

692. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” — Patrick, “SpongeBob SquarePants”

693. “It hurts to leave a light on for nobody.” – Graham Foust

694. 💩 What a time to be alive!

695. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

696. “The goal isn’t more money. The goal is living life on your terms.” – Chris Brogan

697. “The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.” ― Marcel Proust

698. “I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.” – Mother Teresa

699. “Love is a song that never ends.” — Bambi

700. “If I’m not complaining, I’m not having a good time, hah hah!” ― Martin Scorsese

701. I’m still the same person I was last year, just hungover

702. “I need somebody who can take control” – Sam Smith

703. It is never too late to be what you might have been.” — George Eliot

704. “A season of loneliness and isolation is when the caterpillar gets its wings. Remember that next time you feel alone.” – Mandy Hale

705. ”When you learn how to be alone you’ll discover the difference between alone and lonely.” — LJ Vanier

706. “We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.” ― anaïs nin

707. Here for the champagne

708. Ask for Something

709. If you loved it this year, hold on because it goes by fast. If you haven’t loved it this year, hold on because it goes by fast

710. 🍕 Pizza is always the answer!

711. New year, same me because I'm already perfect

712. “The greater the passive income you can build, the freer you will become.” – Todd M. Fleming

713. “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.” – Christopher Marlowe

714. “Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.” – Jim Rohn

715. Walking into 2023 like

716. “I know how to love you, but not how to stop loving you.” – Invajo

717. Time to put your party pants on


719. “Be a little more you, and a lot less them.” – Madalyn Beck

720. “Your problem isn’t the problem, it’s your attitude about the problem.” – Ann Brashares

721. “If a girl have beef with me, she gon’ have beef with me forever”

722. “Never be afraid of tears. Tear-filled eyes are capable of seeing the truth. Tear-filled eyes are capable of seeing the beauty of life.” – Osho

723. “It’s how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.” – David Feherty

724. “Financial freedom is a mental, emotional, and educational process.” – Robert Kiyosaki

725. ."Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm." — Winston Churchill

726. “Being alone is better than being ignored.” — Narendra Singh Dhami

727. “Hello, Newman.” — Seinfeld, “Seinfeld”

728. “Drop it like it’s hot”

729. “My loneliness is killing me” – Britney Spears

730. “Making money is easy. It is. The difficult thing in life is not making it, it’s keeping it.” – John McAfee

731. “Money grows on the tree of persistence.” – Japanese Proverb

732. “You can’t have a goal without determination, because without the determination the goal will die.” ― Patrick L. Turner

733. “Pictures of last night ended up online, I’m screwed”

734. 📏👧 “I’m not short, I’m just fun-sized 📏👧”

735. Ask a question

736. Open the Instagram app


738. “Learning is a gift. Even if pain is the teacher.” – Maya Watson

739. “Don’t let making a living prevent you from making a life.” – John Wooden

740. You were my cup of tea, now I drink champagne

741. “Making money is an art, and working is an art, and good business is the best art.” – Andy Warhol

742. “When money talks, nobody cares what kind of grammar it uses.” – Robert Elliot Gonzales

743. “The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

744. “In suggesting gifts, money is appropriate and one size fits all.” – William Randolph Hearst

745. “Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason

746. “It’s too cold to dress cute.”

747. “You either master money, or, on some level, money masters you.” – Tony Robbins

748. ." Be patient and tough; someday this pain will be useful to you." — Ovid

749. “Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

750. “Actions have reactions, don’t be quick to judge, You may not know the hardships people don’t speak of. It’s best to step back, and observe with couth, For we all must meet our Moment of Truth.” – Guru, “Moment of Truth”

751. “There are desires that we all want to achieve, but remember respect is most greatest to receive.” – Big Daddy Kane, “Children R the Future”

752. “When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.”

753. “The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.”

754. “It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.” – Seneca

755. “Love that journey for me.” — Alexis, “Schitt’s Creek”

756. 😴 ZZZZzzz…

757. “To appreciate the sun, you gotta know what rain is.” – J. Cole, “I’m Coming Home”

758. Ask for Something

759. 🍔 Cheat day!

760. Click Here

761. “What if we told you… you can eat without posting it on Instagram?”

47 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

1,000 Best Palm Tree Quotes For Instagram (2023)

1. “Palm trees and clear blue skies, a match made in heaven” 2. Just here for the palm trees and cocktails 3. #beach 4. “Los Angeles, the sun shines a lot, and it’s blue, and there’s palm trees; it’s

bottom of page