1,000 Best Las Vegas Quotes and Instagram Captions (2023)
1. “Why chase you when I’m the catch.”
2. THEY HAVE GROCERY STORES, BIG-BOX RETAILERS, SCHOOLS, AND EVERYTHING. I MEAN, THERE IS EVEN A STOPLIGHT OR TWO! IT’S CRAZY. ” – ADAM RANK
3. “Las Vegas state of mind. ”
4. “Shining bright like a diamond in Vegas”
5. “I always say, ‘yes’ to Las Vegas”
6. “Living life in the fast lane on the strip.”
7. “Feeling blessed in the entertainment capital”
8. “Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird about having to ask you twice. ”- The Hangover
9. “If you can’t beat them, bluff them. ” – N. R. Kudelis
10. “Casinos, cocktails, and good company”
11. “The city that never sleeps, unless you hit the jackpot.”
12. “You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind.”
13. “A little bit of this town goes a very long way. ”- Hunter S. Thompson
14. “The perfect place for a little bit of everything”
15. “We’re not alcoholics. Alcoholics go to meetings. We’re drunks. Drunks go to Vegas. ”
16. “Maybe she’s born with it.”
17. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.” – Jason Love
18. It’s always a good time for Vegas
19. GOD KNOWS THAT I KNOW HOW TO FIND MY WAY AROUND THE BUFFETS IN LAS VEGAS. ” – MICK MAJERUS
20. “What happens in Vegas, stays on Instagram.”
21. “Vegas must be a great town for Laundromats. Nobody lives there, everybody is just passing through, leaving a little bit of dirt. ”
22. “The city that always delivers the excitement.”
23. “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams and a little bit of crazy. ”
24. “Vegas, the city of endless possibilities”
25. “Las Vegas is like that, a place that resonates in such a way that wouldn’t know if the place is real.” – Ian Astbury
26. “Life is simple. It’s just not easy.”
27. “Laughing, loving, and living it up in Vegas”
28. “Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.”
29. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America. ” – Drew Carey
30. “In love with the city of lights”
31. “Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.” – Chuck Palahniuk
32. “We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still.” – J. Col
33. “Oh hey there.”
34. “A little bit of Vegas, a whole lot of wow.”
35. “Vegas, here I come!”
36. “All about the vibe.”
37. “Going to Vegas and not gambling is like going to a restaurant and not eating.”
38. “Living the high life in Las Vegas”
39. “I can show you the world.”
40. “Vegas: the land of dreams and desires”
41. “If you were looking for a sign, here it is.”
42. “Stress less and enjoy the best.”
43. “Vegas stole a pizza of my heart. ”
44. “Every time I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. ” – Artie Lange
45. “I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip.” – Conor McGregor
46. “Live it up in Vegas”
47. “Some people say I drink like a fish, but I just tuna them out. ”
48. “Goodbye reality. Hello Las Vegas. ”
49. “I make my own luck.”
50. “Just here for the gambling. ”
51. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.” – Brin-Jonathan Butler
52. “Las Vegas is no desert Mirage.”
53. “What happens in Vegas stay in Vegas.”
54. “Fulfilling my Vegas fantasy”
55. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24
56. Keep Calm and go to Vegas
57. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well. ”- Walter Wykes
58. “What happens in Vegas ends up all over the world news.” – Steven Magee
59. “The strip never looked so good.”
60. Where you can live like a high roller
61. “Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.”
62. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do it in Las Vegas
63. “The night is on my side. ”
64. “Every experience I have had here is fun, and everyone is in a good mood; they are happy, and they let it go. I like that. It is refreshing to me. ”- Kelly Carlson
65. “It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!”
66. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas.”- Drew Carey
67. “VEGAS, BABY!”
68. “Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to bet, we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day.”- Vegas Vacation
69. “Look for the magic in every moment.”
70. “The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster. ” – Jace Clayton
71. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.”- Steve Wynn
72. “There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.”
73. “In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.”
74. “Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas.”
75. “I’m going to an Abba-themed poker night. The winner takes it all. ”
76. The ultimate destination for bachelor and bachelorette parties
77. “Las Vegas is like being in a trashy-fun snow globe. ” – Linette Lopez
78. “The city that never sleeps. ”
79. “Get out there and live a little.”
80. “Las Vegas and the American Dream: two ideas intertwined like crossed fingers on a bloated corpse.” – Jonathan Heatt
81. “Figurative and literal oasis.”
82. “No bad days found here.”
83. “I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles.” – J. Richard Singleton
84. “Vegas nights, neon lights”
85. “It’s always a good time for Vegas. ”
86. IT’S A HIDEOUS, GAUDY PLACE; IT MAY NOT BE THE END OF THE WORLD PER SE, BUT YOU CAN CERTAINLY SEE IT FROM THERE. ” – ROBIN WILLIAMS
87. “Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.”
88. “There’s just no quiet in Vegas.” – Barry Manilow
89. I GREW TO LOVE VEGAS. ” – J. R. MOEHRINGER
90. THIS ISN’T REAL CAESAR’S PALACE. IS IT? DID CAESAR LIVE HERE?” – THE HANGOVER
91. The ultimate destination for art lovers
92. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. ” – Adam Sandler
93. “Living my best life in Sin City”
94. “I apologize in advance for my behaviour in Vegas. ”
95. “Come on baby light my Valley of Fire. ”
96. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. ”- Hunter S. Thompson
97. The perfect place for a weekend of fun
98. “It’s always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas. ” – Iliza Shlesinger
99. “A bad day in Vegas is better than a good day anywhere else. ”
100. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas. : – Michelle Madow
101. “If you can’t beat them, bluff them.” – N.R. Kudelis
102. “City of Lights. ”
103. “Vegas way of life. ”
104. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas. ” – Chris Pine
105. Vegas, baby!
106. IT’S A PLACE OF BROKEN DREAMS. ” – CONCHA BUIKA
107. “The night is on my side.” – Unknown
108. “I think I lost my return ticket, guess I’ll have to stay!”
109. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change.”- Travis Hoium
110. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.”- Artie Lange
111. A. WHERE I LIVE. ” – HOWIE MADEL
112. “I apologize in advance for my behavior in Vegas. ”
113. “Dancing the night away in Sin City”
114. I can’t keep calm, we are going to Vegas, baby!
115. “I promise not to drunk dial you. Alcohol you later. ”
116. “Create your own sunshine.”
117. “Goodbye reality, hello Vegas. ”
118. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. : – Jason Love
119. “I mean Vegas was like a dream for me.” – Casino
120. YOU MAY AS WELL DO SO HALF-DRUNK AND AT THE MERCY OF A PRETTY SMILE. ” – CHRISTOPHER BYFORD
121. “Chasing the Vegas lights”
122. “I can’t wait to be ashamed of what we do in LAS VEGAS!”
123. “In Vegas, it’s not pre-drinking, it’s brunch. ”
124. “For me, Vegas is a vacation from being over inhibited, in the highly over inhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition. ” – Tammy Bloemzaken
125. ” – CINNAMON STOMBERGER
126. “Life’s an experience, and Vegas is mine”
127. “Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven. ” – Evan Esar
128. “Did somebody say Vegas?”
129. “I don’t gamble, if you will concede that poker is a game of skill.” – Robert A. Heinlein
130. “A city that never stops dazzling.”
131. “Because if you’re not winning, then what are you doing?”
132. A little bit of this town goes a very long way
133. “I haven’t seen so many sideburns since West Side Story.” – Honeymoon in Vegas
134. “Jerkiness isn’t as respectable as it used to be, not even in L.A. Which is why they had to build Vegas.” – Ross Macdonald
135. “Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society. ” – Noel Coward
136. “Whatever Happens Here, Stays Here, So Let’s Go All The Way Dear, ’til We Get To Las Vegas” – Eminem
137. “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”
138. “Putting my money where my mouth is, Vegas style”
139. The land of casinos and buffets
140. “Taking life one tequila shot at a time.”
141. Vegas is the answer, no matter the question
142. “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.”- Steven Wright
143. “I am in love with this city. ”
144. “Taking in all that Vegas has to offer”
145. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas.” – Drew Carey
146. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; It is illusion but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. ” – Hal Rothman
147. “The way you speak to yourself matters the most.”
148. “In Las Vegas, it’s hard to decide which of the things you swore you’d never do again you’re going to do first.”
149. “Vegas: where the impossible becomes possible”
150. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change.”- Travis Hoium
151. “Don’t be afraid of your shadow; it’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you.”
152. “If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time. ”- Tony Curtis
153. “Indulging in the excess of Las Vegas.”
154. “If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.”
155. A city with a story to tell
156. “I’d rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.” – Ray Romano
157. “Being happy never goes out of style.”
158. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; It is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. ” – Hal Rothman
159. “Eiffel in love with Las Vegas.”
160. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.” Val Saintsbury
161. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye. ”- Frank Sinatra
162. “Screw this sh*t; I’m going to Vegas, b*tches!”
163. “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. ”- Steven Wright
164. “Alcohol you later!”
165. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there.”- Michelle Madow
166. “Beauty and the Bellagio. ”
167. “A city built for fun and adventure”
168. “I did take myself out of the game. If you stop betting, you never have to lose.” – What Happens in Vegas
169. “A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” – Artie Lange
170. “Texas fold-em. ”
171. ‘Till we get to Las Vegas
172. “Goodbye reality, hello Vegas!”
173. “Feeling like a winner in Sin City”
174. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where the money really talks–it says, “Goodbye.” – Frank Sinatra
175. “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas.”
176. “Lost money betting with one of the big cats at the zoo. Think he was a cheetah. ”
177. In Vegas, the party never stops
178. “It’s like Vegas. You’re up, you’re down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn’t mean you didn’t have fun.” – Deconstructing Harry
179. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun.”- Steven Brust
180. “My boss? He thinks I’m on my way to Vegas.” – Die Hard
181. “Taking in all the sights and sounds of Vegas”
182. “Vegas, where the drinks flow and the good times roll.”
183. “Do whatever makes you happiest.”
184. “Vegas is a celebration.”- Jose Andres, one of the short and best Las Vegas quotes
185. “Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true.”- Mark Ellwood
186. “Shiniest place on Earth. ”
187. “Let it be.”
188. The perfect place to be a little bit wild
189. “The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster.” – Jace Clayton
190. “Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”
191. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America. ”- Drew Carey
192. “Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification. ”- Joan Didion
193. Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas
194. Wake me up when I’m in Las Vegas
195. “It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me.”- Celine Dion
196. Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks. It says, “Goodbye. ”
197. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.”- Eli Roth
198. “Vegas, where memories are made.”
199. “Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.”
200. “A city that never fails to impress.”
201. “If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.”
202. Vegas: the city that’s always on
203. “Vegas lights and beautiful nights. ”
204. “Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city.” – Kevin Raiford
205. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. ”- Adam Sandler
206. “Las Vegas turns women into men and men into asses. ” – Alan Kin
207. “Feeling alive in the city of lights”
208. “My kind of paradise: Vegas”
209. “Las Vegas…. Already looking forward to next time. ”
210. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. ”- Hal Rothman38
211. Vegas is a place to dream big
212. “Las Vegas is always in my mind. ”
213. “Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.” – Evan Esar
214. “Living life in the fast lane in Las Vegas.”
215. “Some call it arrogant I call it confidence.” – Beyoncé
216. “Vegas is a celebration. ”- Jose Andres
217. “Life is more fun with games. ”
218. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there. ” – Michelle Madow
219. “Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams. ” – Concha Buika
220. “I can’t wait to be ashamed of what we do in Las Vegas. ”
221. “Going to Las Vegas. Don’t wait up. ”
222. “Let the chips fall where they may!”
223. Sin City at its finest
224. “Striking a pose on the Vegas strip”
225. “Vegas is always a good idea!” · 2. “Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go to Vegas. ” · 3. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. ” · 4. “I
226. A city that’s always reinventing itself
227. “Feeling lucky in Las Vegas”
228. “I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate.”
229. “Friends who Vegas together will be friends for life. ”
230. “VEGAS! VEGAS, BABY! VEGAS!”
231. The place to be for non-stop entertainment
232. “May the flop be with you. ”
233. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”
234. “Las Vegas state of mind.”
235. “The city of bright lights and big winnings.”
236. ’ AND AS FAR AS FASHION IS CONCERNED, THAT’S A GOOD THING. ” – JOAN RIVERS
237. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.” – Walter Wykes
238. “It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one.” – Cara Bertola
239. “I haven’t seen so many sideburns since West Side Story. ”- Honeymoon in Vegas
240. “Meanwhile, in Vegas…”
241. “Vegas is the answer no matter the question. ”
242. “The night is on my side.”
243. A city that never sleeps
244. “Gambling and making friends in Las Vegas”
245. “Follow your heart, even if it takes you all the way to Las Vegas. ”
246. “Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him. ” – Evan Esar
247. “I’m in the mood to Vegas. ”
248. Discover the endless possibilities of Las Vegas
249. “I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just in Las Vegas.”
250. “The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary.”
251. Hoping to find my luck in Vegas. Vegas, bring me my luck! Don't need Vegas luck, I already have you!
252. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…along with my dignity. ”
253. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do if he had money. ” – Steve Wynn
254. “Sipping cocktails and chasing dreams in Vegas”
255. The ultimate destination for live entertainment
256. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.”- Walter Wykes
257. “Vegas isn’t a City, it’s its own magical world.”
258. “Vegas, where every day is a party.”
259. “If you can’t beat them, bluff them.” – N.R. Kudelis
260. “Less perfection, more authenticity.”
261. “Vegas is a celebration.” – Jose Andres
262. “What happens in Begas, I’m telling everyone. ” – Dane Cook
263. “Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location?”
264. “While I was busy hating Vegas and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas. ”- J. R. Moehringer
265. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.” – Jason Love, one of the Las Vegas quotes funny style
266. “Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store. ”- Hunter S. Thompson
267. “Man, I really like Vegas. ” · 2. “I like fighting in Las Vegas. ” · 3. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of
268. “The Vegas strip is calling and I must go”
269. “Sunday funday.”
270. “I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas. ”- Mick Majerus
271. “Life is a gamble. ”
272. IT PRIMES OUR KIDS FOR LAS VEGAS. ” – TOM WAITS
273. Vegas is the ultimate destination for music lovers
274. A city that never disappoints
275. “Why can’t we remember anything that happened last night?” – The Hangover
276. “Feeling like a king or queen in Las Vegas.”
277. “Feeling like a winner in Sin City.”
278. “The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster.” – Jace Clayton
279. “Las Vegas is just a great place to hang.” – Darius Rucker
280. “I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.” – Mick Majerus
281. “I’ll find
282. Viva Las Vegas!
283. “Well, Hoover Dam I’m glad I’m in Nevada. ”
284. “Vegas, where every day is a wild adventure.”
285. “Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger” – Daft Punk
286. “Better an Oops, than a what if.”
287. “Viva Las Vegas.”
288. “Alcohol you later!”
289. “Everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so half drunk and at the mercy of a pretty smile. ” – Christopher Byford
290. “Endless adventures in Las Vegas. ”
291. “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.”- Jonathan Clements
292. Experience the excitement of Las Vegas
293. “I’m on a Vegas diet.”
294. “Beauty and the Bellagio.”
295. “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night. ”- Chuck Palahniuk
296. “Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird about having to ask you twice.” – The Hangover
297. “Just over here making memories in Sin City. ”
298. “Living the high life in Sin City”
299. “The city of second chances. ”
300. “I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip. ”- Conor McGregor
301. “Boy, you get greedy in Las Vegas.” – Louie Anderson
302. “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world. ”- Frank Scoblete
303. A city that’s always up for a good time
304. “Making memories that will last a lifetime”
305. “I just love coming to Vegas. There is always good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy. ” – Kelly Carlson
306. “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t’ll come back with you.” – The Hangover
307. “Why can’t we remember anything that happened last night?”- The Hangover
308. “Chasing the thrill in Las Vegas”
309. “Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.”
310. “Man, I really like Vegas.” – Elvis Presley
311. “Come on baby light my Valley of Fire.”
312. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. ”- Hunter S. Thompson
313. ” – FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
314. Friends who Vegas together are friends forever
315. “Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city. ”- Kevin Raiford
316. “Going all in in Sin City”
317. “Goodbye, reality. Hello, Vegas!”
318. “If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one. ”
319. “Typical Vegas. Even the suicides are fake.” – Lucifer
320. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. ” – Tom Waits
321. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush. ” – Brin-Jonathan Butler
322. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.”- Steve Wynn
323. Discover the magic of the Vegas skyline
324. “Every little thing is gonna be alright!” – Bob Marley
325. “Going big in Sin City.”
326. “Never bet against the house.”
327. ” – J. RICHARD SINGLETON
328. The ultimate destination for fashionistas
329. “It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office.” – Paul Samuelson
330. “Keep palm and carry on. ”
331. “Las Vegas: A savage journey to the heart of the American dream. ” – Hunter S. Thompson
332. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspended disbelief and pretend.” – Hal Rothman
333. You can't buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that's kind of the same thing. Las Vegas state of
334. “In Vegas, it’s not pre-drinking, it’s brunch. ” – unknown
335. “Going to Vegas and not gambling is like going to a restaurant and not eating. ”
336. “The Vegas adventure never ends”
337. “No one sleeps in Las Vegas. ”
338. “We’re coming for you Vegas. ”
339. “Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.”
340. “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.”- Frank Scoblete
341. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye. ” – Frank Sinatra
342. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun. ” – Steven Brust
343. “Outside, Vegas stretched out with thousands of glittering lights, as if the city waged war on the stars above.” – Katherine McIntyre
344. ” 73. “I think I lost my return ticket, guess I'll have to stay!” 74. “Waking up in
345. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.”
346. “The Oasis of Nevada. ”
347. “Las Vegas, where dreams come true”
348. “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.” – Jonathan Clements
349. “Living it up in the city of lights”
350. ” – JACKIE STADDON AND HILARY WESTON
351. “You’re either in or you’re out. Right now. ”- Ocean’s Eleven
352. Viva, Las Vegas
353. “Look, alcohol you later when I’m free. ”
354. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.”- Chris Pine
355. “The city that never sleeps”
356. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops. ”- Eli Roth
357. “Chasing my dreams in Sin City”
358. “Start somewhere.”
359. “Living life on the strip.”
360. Where the night comes alive
361. “Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant.” – Oscar Goodman
362. “What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.”- Dane Cook
363. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…along with my dignity.” “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.” – Linette Lopez.
364. “I’m on a Vegas diet. ”
365. “Lost ’till we get to Las Vegas”- Eminem, ‘Vegas’
366. “Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs.” – Tom Wolfe
367. YOU THINK GAMBLING IS LEGAL IN NEVADA? TRY ORGANIZING A CHURCH RAFFLE. ” – KEVIN WILLIAMSON
368. The city where the sun always shines
369. “Vegas, where the night is always young.”
370. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.”- Adam Sandler
371. Vegas is the place to escape the mundane
372. “May the flop be with you.”
373. “A little bit of this town goes a very long way.” – Hunter S. Thompson
374. “Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream. ”- Hunter S. Thompson
375. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas.”
376. “Vegas, where anything can happen and usually does.”
377. “All life is a gamble and our lives are the dice we throw.” – Marty Rubin
378. “It’s not drinking, it’s brunch. ”
379. “A Vegas vacation, because why not?”
380. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.”- Hunter S. Thompson
381. “Here I get a break from my own thoughts.”
382. “Come on baby light my Valley of Fire. “
383. “I saw the neon sign and it opened up my eyes. ”
384. “Feeling lucky in Sin City.”
385. IT MEANS I STAY IN ONE PLACE FOR THREE WEEKS AT A TIME INSTEAD OF FLYING BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS. ” – ELTON JOHN
386. “What happens in Vegas, stays on Instagram”
387. “Vegas is a celebration.”- Jose Andres
388. “Coffee and confidence.”
389. Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada
390. “In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. ”
391. “For me, Vegas is a vacation from being over inhibited, in the highly over inhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition.” – Tammy Bloemzaken
392. “Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird about having to ask you twice.”- The Hangover
393. “And the desert shall reclaim, it’s wealth!” – Danikelii
394. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.”- Val Saintsbury
395. “It’s not drinking, it’s brunch.”
396. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.”- Chris Pine
397. “Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.” – Evan Esar
398. A city that’s always alive
399. “My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, then people would stop dying.”
400. A LITTLE GOOD ADVICE, A LITTLE BAD ADVICE. YOU GO TO LAS VEGAS, THERE’S LIKE A DEVIL AND A DEVIL AND THEY’RE JUST BATTLING IT OUT THE WHOLE TIME. ” – BILL BURR
401. “I make my own luck in Vegas. ”
402. “P. S. I love you Vegas. ”
403. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there. ”- Michelle Madow
404. “We’re not alcoholics. Alcoholics go to meetings. We’re drunks. Drunks go to Vegas.”
405. “Grow through what you go through.”
406. “Let’s make like a ghost and get sheet-faced. “
407. “Las Vegas is no desert Mirage. ”
408. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.” – Hunter S. Thompson
409. “Hey baby, let’s go to Vegas, Kiss the single life good-bye, Hey baby, let’s go to Vegas, Bet on love and let it ride” – Faith Hill, ‘Let’s go to Vegas’
410. “Whatever floats your gondola. ”
411. WE WILL HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE FOR ANYONE WHO IS INTOLERANT. ” – OSCAR GOODMAN
412. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time. ” – Artie Lange
413. “All I really need is a passport.”
414. “A little place called Las Vegas. ”
415. “Vegas is always a good idea. ”
416. “You’re either in or you’re out. Right now.”- Ocean’s Eleven
417. “Vegas is the answer, no matter the question.” – Unknown
418. “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world. ”- Frank Scoblete
419. THE CITY’S STORY IS RIDDLED WITH BLIND ALLEYS, DEAD ENDS, CRAZY TWISTS, AND OUTRIGHT FABRICATION. ” – JOHN L. SMITH
420. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage. ” – Val Saintsbury
421. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.”- Don Rickles
422. “Follow your heart, even if it takes you all the way to Las Vegas.”
423. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas. ”- Chris Pine
424. “There’s a thousand pretty women just waitin’ out there
425. “In Las Vegas, everything takes place as if the absence of any sense of belonging to the environment entailed a hypertrophied sensitivity to details. ”- Unknown
426. “Desert rose.”
427. “I went to Vegas in a $20k car …and returned in a $200,000 Greyhound bus ticket. ”
428. “I just love coming to Vegas. There is always good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy. ”
429. “Making the most of every moment in Vegas”
430. It’s always a good time in Vegas
431. “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy. ” – Michael Mcdonald
432. “Keep calm and play poker. ”
433. “Las Vegas, where dreams come true.”
434. “In Vegas, it’s not pre-drinking, it’s brunch.”
435. “Vegas stole a pizza of my heart.”
436. “Adventures in Vegas never end”
437. Home of the famous Las Vegas Strip
438. BUT, YOU CAN ALWAYS CHANGE THE MACHINE YOU ARE AT!” – JAMES HAUENSTEIN
439. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun.”
440. “You can’t buy happiness, but I think I found it right here. ”
441. “What happens in Vegas stays on Instagram”
442. “Feeling like a high roller in Sin City”
443. “Casinos and vintage cars up ahead.”
444. “Life is a show in this city.”
445. “I got a ton of memories in Las Vegas I can’t talk about!”
446. Vegas is my therapy
447. NOBODY LIVES THERE, EVERYBODY IS JUST PASSING THROUGH, LEAVING A LITTLE BIT OF DIRT. ” – JOHN UPDIKE
448. “Slots and shots.”
449. “Feelin’ lucky in Las Vegas. ”
450. “Glitz, glamour, and all the lights”
451. “Living the dream in the entertainment capital”
452. Vegas is the city of dreams
453. “For me, Vegas is a vacation from being over inhibited, in the highly over inhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition.” – Tammy Bloemzaken
454. “We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.” – Taylor Swift
455. “I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.”- Mick Majerus
456. “One of the luckiest places on Earth: Vegas”
457. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…along with my dignity.”
458. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
459. “Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true.” – Mark Ellwood
460. “Let it hurt and then let it go.”
461. “The city of dreams, lights, and excitement”
462. “It’s always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.” – Iliza Shlesinger
463. “The strip, where dreams come alive.”
464. “Let the good times roll in Vegas.”
465. Vegas is the place to escape reality
466. “Vegas, where memories are made and dreams come true.”
467. “Friends who Vegas together will be friends for life.”
468. “In awe of the beauty and energy of Las Vegas”
469. “Vegas, where the lights are always shining.”
470. “Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant. ” – Oscar Goodman
471. “Everyone needs a little Las Vegas in their life.”
472. “Taking a walk on the wild side in Las Vegas.”
473. “Vegas, baby! “
474. “I love you Las Vegas…to the moon and back. ”
475. IT IS A SYMPTOM, MIRROR, METAPHOR. ” – TIMOTHY O’GRADY
476. “I don’t gamble, if you will concede that poker is a game of skill.” – Robert A. Heinlein
477. Vegas hair, don’t care
478. “I’d just like to apologize in advance for my behavior in Vegas.”
479. “Vegas is always a good idea.”
480. “Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.”
481. “Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.” – Merv Griffin
482. “There’s just no quiet in Vegas.”- Barry Manilow
483. “Slots and fun times. ”
484. It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas
485. · Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage. · The
486. Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money
487. “You can’t buy happiness but you can go to Vegas. ”
488. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush. ”- Brin-Jonathan Butler
489. “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night.”- Chuck Palahniuk
490. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage. ”- Val Saintsbury
491. A city that’s larger than life
492. Find your luck in Las Vegas
493. “Boy, you get greedy in Vegas. ” – Louie Anderson
494. “Vegas way of life.”
495. “Life is more fun with games.”
496. Las Vegas is a 24 hour city and it never stops
497. I WANTED TO DO IT THERE BECAUSE IT’S CASUAL, QUICK, NOT RELIGIOUS AND, MOST OF ALL, VERY ROMANTIC. ” – SINEAD O’CONNER
498. “Vegas is always the answer. ”
499. · I'm in the mood to spend a whole weekend in Las Vegas. · What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas. ·
500. “I’m a high roller in Vegas”
501. “Las Vegas is always in my mind.”
502. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.”- Don Rickles
503. “Lights, camera, action in Vegas.”
504. “Whatever floats your gondola.”
505. “Sin City nights, full of excitement”
506. “Here I get a break from my own thoughts. ”
507. “While I was busy hating Vegas and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.”- J. R. Moehringer, one of the best captions for Las Vegas
508. “Life is too short for bad vibes.”
509. You can’t buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that’s kind of the same thing
510. “Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true.”- Mark Ellwood
511. ” – DARYL HALL AND JOHN OATES
512. “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas. ”- Cinnamon Stomberger
513. “Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.”
514. “It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one. ” – Cara Bertola
515. “Falling in love with Las Vegas all over again.”
516. “Everything is brighter in Vegas”
517. “She’ll be coming around the fountain.”
518. “Fulfilling my Vegas bucket list”
519. “Vegas: where the good times roll”
520. “Rolling the dice on this Vegas adventure”
521. “Lost in the magic of Vegas”
522. “Las Vegas, where anything is possible.”
523. “When it comes to me I wouldn’t wanna be anybody else.” – Selena Gomez & The Scene
524. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. ” – Jason Love
525. “Vegas nights and bright lights.”
526. “Find me where the wild things are.” – Alessia Cara
527. “Played my socks off last night at strip poker. ”
528. “What kind of drink does Chuck Norris order at the bar? Sock-ee!”
529. “Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.” – Louie Anderson
530. “I’ll do me.”
531. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye.”- Frank Sinatra
532. “I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.” – David LaChapelle
533. “What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.”- Dane Cook
534. “At least my pizza still loves me.”
535. “Everything’s a gamble, love most of all. ” – Tess Gerritsen
536. “Keep calm and play poker.”
537. “Trouble was, Nicky was dreaming his own kind of Vegas.” – Casino
538. “Vegas isn’t a City, it’s its own magical world. ”
539. “Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store.”- Hunter S. Thompson
540. A city that’s always exciting
541. “That’s what you get for waking up in Vegas.” — Katy Perry, “Waking Up In Vegas”
542. Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money
543. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas. ”- Drew Carey
544. “Laughing, living, and loving in Sin City”
545. The ultimate destination for thrill-seekers
546. “The Skyfall’s the limit. ”
547. “The shiniest mirage.”
548. “Laughing, loving, and playing in Sin City”
549. “There’s just no quiet in Vegas. ”- Barry Manilow
550. “Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city.”- Kevin Raiford
551. “It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.”
552. “I woke up like this.”
553. “Everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so half drunk and at the mercy of a pretty smile.” – Christopher Byford
554. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.”- Tom Waits
555. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas. ”- Michelle Madow
556. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas.”- Drew Carey
557. “Making the most of my time in Las Vegas”
558. “I came, I saw, I conquered Vegas”
559. I” think Vegas looks pretty good on me. ”
560. “Everything’s a gamble, love most of all.” – Tess Gerritsen
561. “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. ”- Jonathan Clements
562. “Exploring the bright lights of Las Vegas”
563. “All about that Vegas vibe”
564. “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.” – Linette Lopez
565. A city with a personality all its own
566. “Las Vegas is like being inside of a trashy-fun snow globe.”- Linette Lopez
567. SIN CITY HAS TAKEN OR RE-CREATED THE BEST THAT OTHER GREAT CITIES HAVE TO OFFER AND THEN UPPED THE ANTE – MAKING IT BIGGER, GRANDER, FLASHIER. ” – SCOTT DOGGETT
568. “I’ve got my car and my ride and my wheels
569. “I’m not sin the mood. ”
570. “I just love coming to Vegas. There is always good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy.” – Kelly Carlson
571. “The magnificent Seven Magic Mountains.”
572. “Feeling like a VIP in Las Vegas.”
573. “The city that has it all: lights, fun, and excitement”
574. “Everyday is a good day for Vegas.”
575. “Some days start better than others.”
576. The ultimate place to let your hair down
577. “The lights, the shows, the memories”
578. “It’s not drinking…. It’s brunch. ”
579. “Every experience I have had here is fun, and everyone is in a good mood; they are happy, and they let it go. I like that. It is refreshing to me.”- Kelly Carlson
580. Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven might look at night
581. “Thank you, Vegas for making me feel so alive. ”
582. “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.”- Linette Lopez
583. “It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office.” – Paul Samuelson
584. “Vegas must be a great town for Laundromats. Nobody lives there, everybody is just passing through, leaving a little bit of dirt.”
585. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. ”
586. “You can find me in Las Vegas. ”
587. “In a Las Vegas state of mind. ”
588. “Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.”
589. “Going big in the entertainment capital of the world”
590. Ready. Set. Vegas.
591. A city that’s always glamorous
592. “Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location?” – Unknown
593. “Morning gram.”
594. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America.”- Drew Carey
595. “All you need is love.” – John Lennon
596. “It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!”- James Hauenstein
597. “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.” – Cinnamon Stomberger
598. “Ready to make some memories in Vegas”
599. “Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.” Chuck Palahniuk
600. “Desert rose. ”
601. “I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles. ”- J. Richard Singleton
602. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”
603. “Texas Fold-em”
604. “Ready. Set. Vegas. ”
605. “Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.”
606. “City of lights, smiles, and memories.”
607. “I don’t gamble, if you will concede that poker is a game of skill. ” – Robert A. Heinlein
608. “Vegas is purposefully constructed as a self-enclosed and isolated biosphere, sort of what a recreational colony built on the moon might be like.” – Marc Cooper
609. Las Vegas is calling and I must go
610. “All life is a gamble and our lives are the dice we throw.” – Marty Rubin
611. A city that’s always evolving
612. In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well
613. “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t’ll come back with you. ”- The Hangover
614. “The spouse always wins. ”
615. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.” – Adam Sandler
616. “Party like a rockstar, kick a little ass. ”
617. “Sin City has my heart”
618. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change.” – Travis Hoium
619. “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. ”- Steven Wright
620. “Making the most of my Vegas experience”
621. “The magnificent Seven Magic Mountains. ”
622. “Feeling on top of the world in Las Vegas”
623. “Falling for Vegas, one day at a time”
624. “There’s no ‘we’ in fries.”
625. “I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can’t bring me down.” – Christina Aguilera
626. “Living life to the fullest in Las Vegas”
627. “Did you hear about Daft Punk’s horrible Vegas trip? They stayed up all night and couldn’t get lucky. ”
628. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time.” – Artie Lange
629. “Never bet against the house. ”
630. “Ooh, Las Vegas ain’t no place for a poor boy like me…”- Gram Parson, ‘Las Vegas’
631. “All we have is now and a little bit of Las Vegas.”
632. “Keep calm and go to Vegas.”
633. “I came, I saw, I fell in love with Las Vegas.”
634. “My soul lives in Vegas. ”
635. “Vegas is a celebration. ” – Jose Andres
636. THE GOAL IS TO ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST, BUT NOT SO FULLY THAT YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY. ” – JONATHAN CLEMENTS
637. “I’ll be ready in a prosecco.”
638. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time. ”- Artie Lange
639. “Glitz, glamour, and all-night partying.”
640. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there.” – Michelle Madow
641. Vegas is the place to indulge
642. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops. ” – Eli Roth
643. “The lights never dim in Las Vegas”
644. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.”- Brin-Jonathan Butler
645. “So much of Las Vegas falls under the heading “it has to be seen to be believed.” – Jeff Maguire
646. “Every time I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.” – Artie Lange
647. A city that’s always vibrant
648. “Living my best life in Las Vegas”
649. “Vegas is my therapy. ”
650. “I’m in no hurry to leave. Let’s Mandalay our departure for a day or two. ”
651. “It is not economic development; it’s about taking money out of the consumer economy and shipping it off to Las Vegas.” – John Warren
652. “You’re either in or you’re out. Right now.” – Ocean’s Eleven
653. “It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.”
654. “It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!”- James Hauenstein, one of the funny Las Vegas quotes
655. The city of endless possibilities
656. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that’s kind of the same thing.”
657. “Keep calm and go to Vegas. ”
658. “Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night” – Chuck Palahnuik
659. “Follow the call of the disco ball.”
660. “It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office. ” – Paul Samuelson
661. The ultimate destination for foodies
662. “Lost in the magic of Las Vegas”
663. I’m always in paradise when I visit Las Vegas
664. “The city of endless fun and adventure.”
665. I’M WILLING TO GO TO NICE RESTAURANTS FOR SUSHI AND STUFF LIKE THAT. ” – BRITNEY SPEARS
666. “Cue the confetti and casino lights. ”
667. “If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.” – Tony Curtis
668. “Live more, worry less.”
669. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says, GOODBYE.”
670. “I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild.” – Maïa Vidal
671. S. THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD HOPES MIGHT BE TRUE. ” – MARK ELLWOOD
672. “It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me. ”- Celine Dion
673. “Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit. ” – Louie Anderson
674. The ultimate destination for gambling
675. “Glitter and glamour in Las Vegas”
676. “Living the Las Vegas life. ”
677. “I’m in the mood to Vegas.”
678. ” · 25) “Vegas is the answer, no matter the question. ” · 26) “
679. “This city never fails to amaze me.”
680. “Rolling with the big dogs in Las Vegas”
681. “Desert rose. ”
682. “You do you.”
683. “Feeling fabulous in Las Vegas”
684. “Going, going, gondola!”
685. “Bright lights, big city”
686. Where the neon lights meet the desert sky
687. “Card dealers in Las Vegas are quite rich. They’re always all decked out. ”
688. “My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.”
689. “The city that always shines, Las Vegas”
690. “Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city.”- Kevin Raiford
691. “The city of sin. ”
692. “This is the neon sign I’ve been looking for.”
693. “If I fall for you, would you fall too?” – Ed Sheeran
694. “Texas Fold-em”
695. “Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store. ”- Hunter S. Thompson
696. “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.” – Steven Wright
697. “It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one.” – Cara Bertola, one of the quotes about Vegas and gambling
698. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.”- Val Saintsbury
699. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. ”- Tom Waits
700. “If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.”- Tony Curtis
701. “In the Vegas lights, Where villains spend the weekend, the deep end” – Panic @ the Disco, ‘Vegas Lights’
702. “You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.”
703. A city that’s always buzzing
704. “I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.”
705. “Happiness = a weekend in Vegas. ”
706. “Chasing my dreams and making them come true in Vegas”
707. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas.”- Michelle Madow
708. ” – WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS
709. “Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification.”- Joan Didion
710. The City of Lights never sleeps
711. “Be yourself, there’s no one better.”
712. “In Las Vegas, everything takes place as if the absence of any sense of belonging to the environment entailed a hypertrophied sensitivity to details. ” – Bruce Begout
713. “The strip, where excitement never ends.”
714. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun.” – Steven Brust
715. “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.”- Cinnamon Stomberger
716. “Lost ’till we get to Las Vegas
717. “Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to bet, we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day. ”- Vegas Vacation
718. “Life is a party in Vegas.”
719. “In Las Vegas, everything takes place as if the absence of any sense of belonging to the environment entailed a hypertrophied sensitivity to details.” – Bruce Begout
720. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye.”- Frank Sinatra
721. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend.”- Hal Rothman
722. “Texas Fold-em”71. “Whatever floats your gondola. ”
723. “The greatest risk is not taking one. ” – Tim Fargo
724. “Keep calm and play poker. ”
725. “Crazy hair, don’t care.”
726. “Liquor might not solve all your problems, but it’s worth a shot. ”
727. “Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.”
728. “Somewhere in between living and dreaming, there’s Las Vegas. ”
729. “Making memories and having fun in Sin City”
730. “Go rich, come home richer!”
731. “Taking the Vegas strip by storm”
732. “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.”
733. “Viva Las Vegas. ”. . . 2. “Ready. Set. Vegas. ”. . . 4. “Goodbye reality, hello Vegas. ” 5. “City of lights, smiles, and memories. ” 6. “What happens in Vegas, stays
734. “And it’s all fun and games until somebody falls in love.”
735. “What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.” – Dane Cook
736. Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy
737. “Feeling like a Vegas VIP.”
738. “Vegas, where the dreams come alive”
739. “The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary.”- Chris Bachelder
740. “It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me. ”- Celine Dion
741. “Feeling lucky in Sin City”
742. “Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. ”
743. “That’s what you get for waking up in Vegas” – Katy Perry, ‘Waking up in Vegas’
744. “Vegas, where anything can happen.”
745. EXCEPT FOR HERPES. THAT SHIT’LL COME BACK WITH YOU. ” – THE HANGOVER
746. “That one time, in Vegas…”
747. “I’ve had some really, really wild fun nights in Vegas. I ended up on stage once with this band, The Digital Underground, doing the Humpty Dance.” – Ashton Kutcher
748. “Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else.” – Hailee Steinfeld
749. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.” – Chris Pine
750. “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” – John Lennon
751. “Las Vegas, Nevada: a city where oddities don’t make you lame, but instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.”- Walter Wykes
752. “Feeling like a star in the city of lights”
753. “Feeling like royalty in Sin City”
754. “She was simple like quantum physics.”
755. “If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time. ”- Tony Curtis
756. “Diggin’s these Vegas vibes. ”
757. “Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams. ”- Concha Buika
758. “Life is an adventure, and Vegas is mine”
759. “Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification.” Joan Didion
760. “Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs.”- Tom Wolfe
761. “The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary.” – Chris Bachelder
762. “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.” – Frank Scoblete
763. “Las Vegas is the suicide capital of America … and not everyone who comes here leaves here. Sometimes, what happens in Vegas truly stays in Vegas. ”- Paul W. Papa
764. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.”- Artie Lange
765. “What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone. ”- Dane Cook
766. “Feeling like a high roller in Las Vegas.”
767. “My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, then people would stop dying. ”
768. “What goes in Vegas stays in Vegas.”
769. The perfect place to make unforgettable memories
770. “Hey baby, let’s go to Vegas…Kiss the single life good-bye…” – Faith Hill, ‘Let’s go to Vegas’
771. “Where the fun never stops, Vegas style”
772. Vegas is always a good idea
773. “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy.”- Michael Mcdonald
774. Let the good times roll in Las Vegas
775. “Vegas has my heart, and my money”
776. “Going, going, gondola!”
777. Heading to Las Vegas, be back never
778. “Let the chips fall where they may. ”
779. “Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse. ” – Merv Griffin
780. “Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to bet, we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day.” – Vegas Vacation
781. “Vegas, where adventure awaits.”
782. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. ”- Artie Lange
783. “Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.” – Merv Griffin
784. “I regret nothing.”
785. “While I was busy hating Vegas and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.” – J. R. Moehringer
786. “I don’t gamble if you will concede that poker is a game of skill. ” – Robert A. Heinlein
787. “Sin city”
788. “Vegas: where the magic never ends”
789. “Living life like a rockstar in Sin City.”
790. “Whatever is good for your soul, do that.”
791. MARGO AND I ARE PROOF THAT YOU CAN MAKE THIS WORK. IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE EFFORT. ” – RON WHITE
792. “I always order desert in Las Vegas. ”
793. “The sky’s the limit. ”
794. “Life is like photography, we develop from negatives.”
795. “Las Vegas is the suicide capital of America … and not everyone who comes here leaves here. Sometimes, what happens in Vegas truly stays in Vegas.”- Paul W. Papa
796. “I’m always in paradise when I visit Las Vegas.”
797. “Living and dreaming in neon colors.”
798. “You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.”
799. “What you need is a weekend in Las Vegas, the playground of the world.” – Psycho
800. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. ”- Don Rickles
801. “Las Vegas is the suicide capital of America … and not everyone who comes here leaves here. Sometimes, what happens in Vegas truly stays in Vegas.” – Paul W. Papa
802. “The people who say that New York never sleeps must never have visited Las Vegas.” – Michelle Madow
803. The city that never runs out of energy
804. “Friends who go to Vegas together stay together. ”
805. “Self-love is the best love.”
806. “Hoover Dam, I’m glad to be in Nevada!”
807. “I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. ” – David LaChapelle
808. “Las Vegas…the entertainment capital of the world. ”
809. “It’s always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.” – Iliza Shlesinger
810. “Life’s a party, dress like it.” – Audrey Hepburn
811. “Life is a gamble, and I’m all in on Vegas”
812. “Vegas baby!”
813. “Las Vegas is like being inside of a trashy-fun snow globe. ”- Linette Lopez
814. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that’s kind of the same thing. ”
815. “Let’s make these kind of nights last forever.”
816. “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t’ll come back with you.”- The Hangover
817. “Sipping cocktails under the Vegas lights”
818. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well. ”- Walter Wykes
819. “There’s just no quiet in Vegas.”- Barry Manilow
820. Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. 2. Vegas hair, don't care. 3. Wake me up when I'm in Las Vegas. 4. Heading to
821. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change. ” – Travis Hoium
822. “Forever chasing the Vegas lights”
823. “Hella heart eyes for you.”
824. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.”- Eli Roth
825. “Vegas is always a good idea!”
826. “Boy, you get greedy in Las Vegas.” Louie Anderson
827. Life is a game, and Vegas is the playground
828. “Las Vegas is known for discarding its past, like most people discard clothing, imploding buildings with little care for their historic value.” – Paula W. Papa
829. · What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. · Vegas is
830. “City of lights, smiles, and memories. ”
831. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.” – Eli Roth
832. “Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream.”- Hunter S. Thompson
833. “The city that never sleeps… unless you’re in a casino.”
834. “I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles. ”- J. Richard Singleton
835. “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe. ”- Linette Lopez
836. “This place is a real blast.”
837. “Making unforgettable memories in Sin City”
838. The ultimate destination for sports fans
839. “Living the good life in Sin City.”
840. BUT WHO’S TO SAY I’M NOT GOING TO PULL A VEGAS AND GET MARRIED TO SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR A MINUTE?” – LINDSAY LOHAN
841. “It’s not drinking, it’s brunch. ”
842. “A city that knows how to have a good time.”
843. “Keep your heels, head, and standards high.”
844. “Las Vegas, Nevada: a city where oddities don’t make you lame, but instead bring you riches and fortune and fame. ”- Walter Wykes
845. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.”- Tom Waits
846. Vegas lights and beautiful nights
847. “The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster. ” – Jace Clayton
848. “Living life in the fast lane, Las Vegas style”
849. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.”
850. “A city full of surprises, and I’m loving every one of them”
851. “The sky’s the limit. ”
852. “Go rich. Come home richer. ”
853. Where the glitz and glam meet the desert sand
854. “There’s no place like Vegas”
855. IF I WANTED TO GO TO VEGAS, I WOULD JUST GET UP AND GO TO VEGAS. ” – MICHAEL PHELPS
856. SET. VEGAS. ”
857. “Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.”
858. “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night.”- Chuck Palahniuk
859. “Welcome to the shiniest place on Earth!”
860. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.” – Don Rickles
861. “Falling more in love with Vegas every day”
862. “Ready. Set. Vegas.”
863. “You glow girl. ”
864. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.” – Tom Waits
865. “Chasing dreams and making memories in Vegas”
866. “Vegas now vows later.”
867. Las Vegas: all the amenities of a modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato
868. “When nothing goes right, go left.”
869. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. ”- Steve Wynn
870. A city where anything is possible
871. “I saw the neon sign and it opened up my eyes.”
872. “Viva Las Vegas. ”
873. “Screw this shit, I’m going to Las Vegas. ”
874. “Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don’t make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.” – Walter Wykes
875. “Don’t dream of it. Train for it.”
876. “I’m in the mood to spend a weekend in Vegas.”
877. “It’s always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.” – Iliza Shlesinger
878. “Everyone needs a little Las Vegas in their life. ”