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1,000 Best Las Vegas Quotes and Instagram Captions (2023)

1. “Why chase you when I’m the catch.”


2. THEY HAVE GROCERY STORES, BIG-BOX RETAILERS, SCHOOLS, AND EVERYTHING. I MEAN, THERE IS EVEN A STOPLIGHT OR TWO! IT’S CRAZY. ” –  ADAM RANK


3. “Las Vegas state of mind. ”


4. “Shining bright like a diamond in Vegas”


5. “I always say, ‘yes’ to Las Vegas”


6. “Living life in the fast lane on the strip.”


7. “Feeling blessed in the entertainment capital”


8. “Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird about having to ask you twice. ”- The Hangover


9. “If you can’t beat them, bluff them. ” – N. R. Kudelis


10. “Casinos, cocktails, and good company”


11. “The city that never sleeps, unless you hit the jackpot.”


12. “You can regret a lot of things but you’ll never regret being kind.”


13. “A little bit of this town goes a very long way. ”- Hunter S. Thompson


14. “The perfect place for a little bit of everything”


15. “We’re not alcoholics. Alcoholics go to meetings. We’re drunks. Drunks go to Vegas. ”


16. “Maybe she’s born with it.”


17. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.” – Jason Love


18. It’s always a good time for Vegas


19. GOD KNOWS THAT I KNOW HOW TO FIND MY WAY AROUND THE BUFFETS IN LAS VEGAS. ” – MICK MAJERUS


20. “What happens in Vegas, stays on Instagram.”


21. “Vegas must be a great town for Laundromats. Nobody lives there, everybody is just passing through, leaving a little bit of dirt. ”


22. “The city that always delivers the excitement.”


23. “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams and a little bit of crazy. ”


24. “Vegas, the city of endless possibilities”


25. “Las Vegas is like that, a place that resonates in such a way that wouldn’t know if the place is real.” – Ian Astbury


26. “Life is simple. It’s just not easy.”


27. “Laughing, loving, and living it up in Vegas”


28. “Remember that happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.”


29. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America. ” – Drew Carey


30. “In love with the city of lights”


31. “Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.” – Chuck Palahniuk


32. “We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still.” – J. Col


33. “Oh hey there.”


34. “A little bit of Vegas, a whole lot of wow.”


35. “Vegas, here I come!”


36. “All about the vibe.”


37. “Going to Vegas and not gambling is like going to a restaurant and not eating.”


38. “Living the high life in Las Vegas”


39. “I can show you the world.”


40. “Vegas: the land of dreams and desires”


41. “If you were looking for a sign, here it is.”


42. “Stress less and enjoy the best.”


43. “Vegas stole a pizza of my heart. ”


44. “Every time I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. ” – Artie Lange


45. “I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip.” – Conor McGregor


46. “Live it up in Vegas”


47. “Some people say I drink like a fish, but I just tuna them out. ”


48. “Goodbye reality. Hello Las Vegas. ”


49. “I make my own luck.”


50. “Just here for the gambling. ”


51. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.” – Brin-Jonathan Butler


52. “Las Vegas is no desert Mirage.”


53. “What happens in Vegas stay in Vegas.”


54. “Fulfilling my Vegas fantasy”


55. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 


56. Keep Calm and go to Vegas


57. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well. ”- Walter Wykes


58. “What happens in Vegas ends up all over the world news.” – Steven Magee


59. “The strip never looked so good.”


60. Where you can live like a high roller


61. “Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.”


62. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do it in Las Vegas


63. “The night is on my side. ”


64. “Every experience I have had here is fun, and everyone is in a good mood; they are happy, and they let it go. I like that. It is refreshing to me. ”- Kelly Carlson


65. “It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!”


66. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas.”- Drew Carey


67. “VEGAS, BABY!”


68. “Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to bet, we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day.”- Vegas Vacation


69. “Look for the magic in every moment.”


70. “The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster. ” – Jace Clayton


71. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.”- Steve Wynn


72. “There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.”


73. “In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.”


74. “Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas.”


75. “I’m going to an Abba-themed poker night. The winner takes it all. ”


76. The ultimate destination for bachelor and bachelorette parties


77. “Las Vegas is like being in a trashy-fun snow globe. ” – Linette Lopez 


78. “The city that never sleeps. ”


79. “Get out there and live a little.”


80. “Las Vegas and the American Dream: two ideas intertwined like crossed fingers on a bloated corpse.” – Jonathan Heatt


81. “Figurative and literal oasis.”


82. “No bad days found here.”


83. “I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles.” – J. Richard Singleton


84. “Vegas nights, neon lights”


85. “It’s always a good time for Vegas. ”


86. IT’S A HIDEOUS, GAUDY PLACE; IT MAY NOT BE THE END OF THE WORLD PER SE, BUT YOU CAN CERTAINLY SEE IT FROM THERE. ” – ROBIN WILLIAMS


87. “Today I will be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.”


88. “There’s just no quiet in Vegas.” – Barry Manilow


89. I GREW TO LOVE VEGAS. ” – J. R. MOEHRINGER


90. THIS ISN’T REAL CAESAR’S PALACE. IS IT? DID CAESAR LIVE HERE?” – THE HANGOVER


91. The ultimate destination for art lovers


92. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. ” – Adam Sandler


93. “Living my best life in Sin City”


94. “I apologize in advance for my behaviour in Vegas. ”


95. “Come on baby light my Valley of Fire. ”


96. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. ”- Hunter S. Thompson


97. The perfect place for a weekend of fun


98. “It’s always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas. ” – Iliza Shlesinger


99. “A bad day in Vegas is better than a good day anywhere else. ”


100. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas. : – Michelle Madow


101. “If you can’t beat them, bluff them.” – N.R. Kudelis


102. “City of Lights. ”


103. “Vegas way of life. ”


104. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas. ” – Chris Pine


105. Vegas, baby!


106. IT’S A PLACE OF BROKEN DREAMS. ” – CONCHA BUIKA


107. “The night is on my side.” – Unknown


108. “I think I lost my return ticket, guess I’ll have to stay!”


109. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change.”- Travis Hoium


110. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.”- Artie Lange


111. A. WHERE I LIVE. ” – HOWIE MADEL


112. “I apologize in advance for my behavior in Vegas. ”


113. “Dancing the night away in Sin City”


114. I can’t keep calm, we are going to Vegas, baby!


115. “I promise not to drunk dial you.  Alcohol you later. ”


116. “Create your own sunshine.”


117. “Goodbye reality, hello Vegas. ”


118. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. : – Jason Love


119. “I mean Vegas was like a dream for me.” – Casino


120. YOU MAY AS WELL DO SO HALF-DRUNK AND AT THE MERCY OF A PRETTY SMILE. ” – CHRISTOPHER BYFORD


121. “Chasing the Vegas lights”


122. “I can’t wait to be ashamed of what we do in LAS VEGAS!”


123. “In Vegas, it’s not pre-drinking, it’s brunch. ”


124. “For me, Vegas is a vacation from being over inhibited, in the highly over inhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition. ” – Tammy Bloemzaken


125. ” – CINNAMON STOMBERGER


126. “Life’s an experience, and Vegas is mine”


127. “Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven. ” – Evan Esar


128. “Did somebody say Vegas?”


129. “I don’t gamble, if you will concede that poker is a game of skill.” – Robert A. Heinlein


130. “A city that never stops dazzling.”


131. “Because if you’re not winning, then what are you doing?”


132. A little bit of this town goes a very long way


133. “I haven’t seen so many sideburns since West Side Story.” – Honeymoon in Vegas


134. “Jerkiness isn’t as respectable as it used to be, not even in L.A. Which is why they had to build Vegas.” – Ross Macdonald


135. “Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society. ” – Noel Coward


136. “Whatever Happens Here, Stays Here, So Let’s Go All The Way Dear, ’til We Get To Las Vegas” – Eminem


137. “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”


138. “Putting my money where my mouth is, Vegas style”


139. The land of casinos and buffets


140. “Taking life one tequila shot at a time.”


141. Vegas is the answer, no matter the question


142. “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.”- Steven Wright


143. “I am in love with this city. ”


144. “Taking in all that Vegas has to offer”


145. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas.” – Drew Carey


146. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; It is illusion but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. ” – Hal Rothman


147. “The way you speak to yourself matters the most.”


148. “In Las Vegas, it’s hard to decide which of the things you swore you’d never do again you’re going to do first.”


149. “Vegas: where the impossible becomes possible”


150. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change.”- Travis Hoium


151. “Don’t be afraid of your shadow; it’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you.”


152. “If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time. ”- Tony Curtis


153. “Indulging in the excess of Las Vegas.”


154. “If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.”


155. A city with a story to tell


156. “I’d rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.” – Ray Romano


157. “Being happy never goes out of style.”


158. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; It is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. ” – Hal Rothman


159. “Eiffel in love with Las Vegas.”


160. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.” Val Saintsbury


161. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye. ”- Frank Sinatra


162. “Screw this sh*t; I’m going to Vegas, b*tches!”


163. “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. ”- Steven Wright


164. “Alcohol you later!”


165. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there.”- Michelle Madow


166. “Beauty and the Bellagio. ”


167. “A city built for fun and adventure”


168. “I did take myself out of the game. If you stop betting, you never have to lose.” – What Happens in Vegas 


169. “A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” – Artie Lange


170. “Texas fold-em. ”


171. ‘Till we get to Las Vegas


172. “Goodbye reality, hello Vegas!”


173. “Feeling like a winner in Sin City”


174. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where the money really talks–it says, “Goodbye.” – Frank Sinatra


175. “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas.”


176. “Lost money betting with one of the big cats at the zoo. Think he was a cheetah. ”


177. In Vegas, the party never stops


178. “It’s like Vegas. You’re up, you’re down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn’t mean you didn’t have fun.” – Deconstructing Harry


179. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun.”- Steven Brust


180. “My boss? He thinks I’m on my way to Vegas.” – Die Hard


181. “Taking in all the sights and sounds of Vegas”


182. “Vegas, where the drinks flow and the good times roll.”


183. “Do whatever makes you happiest.”


184. “Vegas is a celebration.”- Jose Andres, one of the short and best Las Vegas quotes


185. “Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true.”- Mark Ellwood


186. “Shiniest place on Earth. ”


187. “Let it be.”


188. The perfect place to be a little bit wild


189. “The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster.” – Jace Clayton


190. “Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”


191. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America. ”- Drew Carey


192. “Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification. ”- Joan Didion


193. Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas


194. Wake me up when I’m in Las Vegas


195. “It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me.”- Celine Dion


196. Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks. It says, “Goodbye. ”


197. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.”- Eli Roth


198. “Vegas, where memories are made.”


199. “Be a cupcake in a world of muffins.”


200. “A city that never fails to impress.”


201. “If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.”


202. Vegas: the city that’s always on


203. “Vegas lights and beautiful nights. ”


204. “Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city.” – Kevin Raiford


205. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. ”- Adam Sandler


206. “Las Vegas turns women into men and men into asses. ” – Alan Kin


207. “Feeling alive in the city of lights”


208. “My kind of paradise: Vegas”


209. “Las Vegas…. Already looking forward to next time. ”


210. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. ”- Hal Rothman38


211. Vegas is a place to dream big


212. “Las Vegas is always in my mind. ”


213. “Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.” – Evan Esar


214. “Living life in the fast lane in Las Vegas.”


215. “Some call it arrogant I call it confidence.” – Beyoncé


216. “Vegas is a celebration. ”- Jose Andres


217. “Life is more fun with games. ”


218. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there. ” – Michelle Madow


219. “Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams. ” – Concha Buika


220. “I can’t wait to be ashamed of what we do in Las Vegas. ”


221. “Going to Las Vegas. Don’t wait up. ”


222. “Let the chips fall where they may!”


223. Sin City at its finest


224. “Striking a pose on the Vegas strip”


225. “Vegas is always a good idea!” · 2. “Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go to Vegas. ” · 3. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. ” · 4. “I 


226. A city that’s always reinventing itself


227. “Feeling lucky in Las Vegas”


228. “I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate.”


229. “Friends who Vegas together will be friends for life. ”


230. “VEGAS! VEGAS, BABY! VEGAS!”


231. The place to be for non-stop entertainment


232. “May the flop be with you. ”


233. “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”


234. “Las Vegas state of mind.”


235. “The city of bright lights and big winnings.”


236. ’ AND AS FAR AS FASHION IS CONCERNED, THAT’S A GOOD THING. ” – JOAN RIVERS


237. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.” – Walter Wykes


238. “It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one.” – Cara Bertola


239. “I haven’t seen so many sideburns since West Side Story. ”- Honeymoon in Vegas


240. “Meanwhile, in Vegas…”


241. “Vegas is the answer no matter the question. ”


242. “The night is on my side.”


243. A city that never sleeps


244. “Gambling and making friends in Las Vegas”


245. “Follow your heart, even if it takes you all the way to Las Vegas. ”


246. “Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him. ” – Evan Esar


247. “I’m in the mood to Vegas. ”


248. Discover the endless possibilities of Las Vegas


249. “I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just in Las Vegas.”


250. “The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary.”


251. Hoping to find my luck in Vegas.  Vegas, bring me my luck! Don't need Vegas luck, I already have you!


252. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…along with my dignity. ”


253. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do if he had money. ” – Steve Wynn


254. “Sipping cocktails and chasing dreams in Vegas”


255. The ultimate destination for live entertainment


256. “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.”- Walter Wykes


257. “Vegas isn’t a City, it’s its own magical world.”


258. “Vegas, where every day is a party.”


259. “If you can’t beat them, bluff them.” – N.R. Kudelis


260. “Less perfection, more authenticity.”


261. “Vegas is a celebration.” – Jose Andres


262. “What happens in Begas, I’m telling everyone. ” – Dane Cook


263. “Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location?”


264. “While I was busy hating Vegas and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas. ”- J. R. Moehringer


265. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.” – Jason Love, one of the Las Vegas quotes funny style


266. “Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store. ”- Hunter S. Thompson


267. “Man, I really like Vegas. ” · 2. “I like fighting in Las Vegas. ” · 3. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of 


268. “The Vegas strip is calling and I must go”


269. “Sunday funday.”


270. “I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas. ”- Mick Majerus


271. “Life is a gamble. ”


272. IT PRIMES OUR KIDS FOR LAS VEGAS. ” – TOM WAITS


273. Vegas is the ultimate destination for music lovers


274. A city that never disappoints


275. “Why can’t we remember anything that happened last night?” – The Hangover


276. “Feeling like a king or queen in Las Vegas.”


277. “Feeling like a winner in Sin City.”


278. “The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster.” – Jace Clayton


279. “Las Vegas is just a great place to hang.” – Darius Rucker


280. “I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.” – Mick Majerus


281. “I’ll find


282. Viva Las Vegas!


283. “Well, Hoover Dam I’m glad I’m in Nevada. ”


284. “Vegas, where every day is a wild adventure.”


285. “Work it, make it, do it, makes us: harder, better, faster, stronger” – Daft Punk 


286. “Better an Oops, than a what if.”


287. “Viva Las Vegas.”


288. “Alcohol you later!”


289. “Everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so half drunk and at the mercy of a pretty smile. ” – Christopher Byford


290. “Endless adventures in Las Vegas. ”


291. “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.”- Jonathan Clements


292. Experience the excitement of Las Vegas


293. “I’m on a Vegas diet.”


294. “Beauty and the Bellagio.”


295. “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night. ”- Chuck Palahniuk


296. “Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird about having to ask you twice.” – The Hangover


297. “Just over here making memories in Sin City. ”


298. “Living the high life in Sin City”


299. “The city of second chances. ”


300. “I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip. ”- Conor McGregor


301. “Boy, you get greedy in Las Vegas.” – Louie Anderson


302. “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world. ”- Frank Scoblete


303. A city that’s always up for a good time


304. “Making memories that will last a lifetime”


305. “I just love coming to Vegas. There is always good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy. ” – Kelly Carlson


306. “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t’ll come back with you.” – The Hangover


307. “Why can’t we remember anything that happened last night?”- The Hangover


308. “Chasing the thrill in Las Vegas”


309. “Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.”


310. “Man, I really like Vegas.” – Elvis Presley


311. “Come on baby light my Valley of Fire.”


312. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. ”- Hunter S. Thompson


313. ” – FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS


314. Friends who Vegas together are friends forever


315. “Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city. ”- Kevin Raiford


316. “Going all in in Sin City”


317. “Goodbye, reality. Hello, Vegas!”


318. “If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one. ”


319. “Typical Vegas. Even the suicides are fake.” –  Lucifer 


320. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. ” – Tom Waits


321. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush. ” – Brin-Jonathan Butler


322. “Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.”- Steve Wynn


323. Discover the magic of the Vegas skyline


324. “Every little thing is gonna be alright!” – Bob Marley


325. “Going big in Sin City.”


326. “Never bet against the house.”


327. ” – J. RICHARD SINGLETON


328. The ultimate destination for fashionistas


329. “It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office.” – Paul Samuelson


330. “Keep palm and carry on. ”


331. “Las Vegas: A savage journey to the heart of the American dream. ” – Hunter S. Thompson


332. “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspended disbelief and pretend.” – Hal Rothman


333. You can't buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that's kind of the same thing.  Las Vegas state of 


334. “In Vegas, it’s not pre-drinking, it’s brunch. ” – unknown


335. “Going to Vegas and not gambling is like going to a restaurant and not eating. ”


336. “The Vegas adventure never ends”


337. “No one sleeps in Las Vegas. ”


338. “We’re coming for you Vegas. ”


339. “Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.”


340. “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.”- Frank Scoblete


341. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye. ” – Frank Sinatra


342. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun. ” – Steven Brust


343. “Outside, Vegas stretched out with thousands of glittering lights, as if the city waged war on the stars above.” – Katherine McIntyre


344. ” 73. “I think I lost my return ticket, guess I'll have to stay!” 74. “Waking up in 


345. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.”


346. “The Oasis of Nevada. ”


347. “Las Vegas, where dreams come true”


348. “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.” – Jonathan Clements


349. “Living it up in the city of lights”


350. ” – JACKIE STADDON AND HILARY WESTON


351. “You’re either in or you’re out. Right now. ”- Ocean’s Eleven


352. Viva, Las Vegas


353. “Look, alcohol you later when I’m free. ”


354. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.”- Chris Pine


355. “The city that never sleeps”


356. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops. ”- Eli Roth


357. “Chasing my dreams in Sin City”


358. “Start somewhere.”


359. “Living life on the strip.”


360. Where the night comes alive


361. “Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant.” – Oscar Goodman


362. “What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.”- Dane Cook


363. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…along with my dignity.” “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.” – Linette Lopez.


364. “I’m on a Vegas diet. ”


365. “Lost ’till we get to Las Vegas”- Eminem, ‘Vegas’


366. “Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs.” – Tom Wolfe


367. YOU THINK GAMBLING IS LEGAL IN NEVADA? TRY ORGANIZING A CHURCH RAFFLE. ” – KEVIN WILLIAMSON


368. The city where the sun always shines


369. “Vegas, where the night is always young.”


370. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.”- Adam Sandler


371. Vegas is the place to escape the mundane


372. “May the flop be with you.”


373. “A little bit of this town goes a very long way.” – Hunter S. Thompson


374. “Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream. ”- Hunter S. Thompson


375. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas.”


376. “Vegas, where anything can happen and usually does.”


377. “All life is a gamble and our lives are the dice we throw.” – Marty Rubin


378. “It’s not drinking, it’s brunch. ”


379. “A Vegas vacation, because why not?”


380. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.”- Hunter S. Thompson


381. “Here I get a break from my own thoughts.”


382. “Come on baby light my Valley of Fire. “


383. “I saw the neon sign and it opened up my eyes. ”


384. “Feeling lucky in Sin City.”


385. IT MEANS I STAY IN ONE PLACE FOR THREE WEEKS AT A TIME INSTEAD OF FLYING BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS. ” – ELTON JOHN


386. “What happens in Vegas, stays on Instagram”


387. “Vegas is a celebration.”- Jose Andres


388. “Coffee and confidence.”


389. Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada


390. “In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. ”


391. “For me, Vegas is a vacation from being over inhibited, in the highly over inhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition.” – Tammy Bloemzaken


392. “Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird about having to ask you twice.”- The Hangover


393. “And the desert shall reclaim, it’s wealth!” – Danikelii


394. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.”- Val Saintsbury


395. “It’s not drinking, it’s brunch.”


396. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.”- Chris Pine


397. “Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.” – Evan Esar


398. A city that’s always alive


399. “My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, then people would stop dying.”


400. A LITTLE GOOD ADVICE, A LITTLE BAD ADVICE. YOU GO TO LAS VEGAS, THERE’S LIKE A DEVIL AND A DEVIL AND THEY’RE JUST BATTLING IT OUT THE WHOLE TIME. ” – BILL BURR


401. “I make my own luck in Vegas. ”


402. “P. S. I love you Vegas. ”


403. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there. ”- Michelle Madow


404. “We’re not alcoholics. Alcoholics go to meetings. We’re drunks. Drunks go to Vegas.”


405. “Grow through what you go through.”


406. “Let’s make like a ghost and get sheet-faced. “


407. “Las Vegas is no desert Mirage. ”


408. “For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.” – Hunter S. Thompson


409. “Hey baby, let’s go to Vegas, Kiss the single life good-bye, Hey baby, let’s go to Vegas, Bet on love and let it ride” – Faith Hill, ‘Let’s go to Vegas’


410. “Whatever floats your gondola. ”


411. WE WILL HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE FOR ANYONE WHO IS INTOLERANT. ” – OSCAR GOODMAN


412. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time. ” – Artie Lange


413. “All I really need is a passport.”


414. “A little place called Las Vegas. ”


415. “Vegas is always a good idea. ”


416. “You’re either in or you’re out. Right now.”- Ocean’s Eleven


417. “Vegas is the answer, no matter the question.” – Unknown


418. “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world. ”- Frank Scoblete


419. THE CITY’S STORY IS RIDDLED WITH BLIND ALLEYS, DEAD ENDS, CRAZY TWISTS, AND OUTRIGHT FABRICATION. ” – JOHN L. SMITH


420. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage. ” – Val Saintsbury


421. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.”- Don Rickles


422. “Follow your heart, even if it takes you all the way to Las Vegas.”


423. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas. ”- Chris Pine


424. “There’s a thousand pretty women just waitin’ out there


425. “In Las Vegas, everything takes place as if the absence of any sense of belonging to the environment entailed a hypertrophied sensitivity to details. ”- Unknown


426. “Desert rose.”


427. “I went to Vegas in a $20k car …and returned in a $200,000 Greyhound bus ticket. ”


428. “I just love coming to Vegas. There is always good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy. ”


429. “Making the most of every moment in Vegas”


430. It’s always a good time in Vegas


431. “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy. ” – Michael Mcdonald


432. “Keep calm and play poker. ”


433. “Las Vegas, where dreams come true.”


434. “In Vegas, it’s not pre-drinking, it’s brunch.”


435. “Vegas stole a pizza of my heart.”


436. “Adventures in Vegas never end”


437. Home of the famous Las Vegas Strip


438. BUT, YOU CAN ALWAYS CHANGE THE MACHINE YOU ARE AT!” – JAMES HAUENSTEIN


439. “Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun.”


440. “You can’t buy happiness, but I think I found it right here. ”


441. “What happens in Vegas stays on Instagram”


442. “Feeling like a high roller in Sin City”


443. “Casinos and vintage cars up ahead.”


444. “Life is a show in this city.”


445. “I got a ton of memories in Las Vegas I can’t talk about!”


446. Vegas is my therapy


447. NOBODY LIVES THERE, EVERYBODY IS JUST PASSING THROUGH, LEAVING A LITTLE BIT OF DIRT. ” – JOHN UPDIKE


448. “Slots and shots.”


449. “Feelin’ lucky in Las Vegas. ”


450. “Glitz, glamour, and all the lights”


451. “Living the dream in the entertainment capital”


452. Vegas is the city of dreams


453. “For me, Vegas is a vacation from being over inhibited, in the highly over inhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition.” – Tammy Bloemzaken


454. “We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.” – Taylor Swift


455. “I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.”- Mick Majerus


456. “One of the luckiest places on Earth: Vegas”


457. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…along with my dignity.”


458. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas


459. “Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true.” – Mark Ellwood


460. “Let it hurt and then let it go.”


461. “The city of dreams, lights, and excitement”


462. “It’s always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.” – Iliza Shlesinger


463. “The strip, where dreams come alive.”


464. “Let the good times roll in Vegas.”


465. Vegas is the place to escape reality


466. “Vegas, where memories are made and dreams come true.”


467. “Friends who Vegas together will be friends for life.”


468. “In awe of the beauty and energy of Las Vegas”


469. “Vegas, where the lights are always shining.”


470. “Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant. ” – Oscar Goodman


471. “Everyone needs a little Las Vegas in their life.”


472. “Taking a walk on the wild side in Las Vegas.”


473. “Vegas, baby! “


474. “I love you Las Vegas…to the moon and back. ”


475. IT IS A SYMPTOM, MIRROR, METAPHOR. ” – TIMOTHY O’GRADY


476. “I don’t gamble, if you will concede that poker is a game of skill.” – Robert A. Heinlein


477. Vegas hair, don’t care


478. “I’d just like to apologize in advance for my behavior in Vegas.”


479. “Vegas is always a good idea.”


480. “Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.”


481. “Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.” – Merv Griffin


482. “There’s just no quiet in Vegas.”- Barry Manilow


483. “Slots and fun times. ”


484. It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas


485. · Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage. · The 


486. Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money


487. “You can’t buy happiness but you can go to Vegas. ”


488. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush. ”- Brin-Jonathan Butler


489. “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night.”- Chuck Palahniuk


490. “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage. ”- Val Saintsbury


491. A city that’s larger than life


492. Find your luck in Las Vegas


493. “Boy, you get greedy in Vegas. ” – Louie Anderson


494. “Vegas way of life.”


495. “Life is more fun with games.”


496. Las Vegas is a 24 hour city and it never stops


497. I WANTED TO DO IT THERE BECAUSE IT’S CASUAL, QUICK, NOT RELIGIOUS AND, MOST OF ALL, VERY ROMANTIC. ” – SINEAD O’CONNER


498. “Vegas is always the answer. ”


499. · I'm in the mood to spend a whole weekend in Las Vegas. · What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas. ·  


500. “I’m a high roller in Vegas”


501. “Las Vegas is always in my mind.”


502. “Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.”- Don Rickles


503. “Lights, camera, action in Vegas.”


504. “Whatever floats your gondola.”


505. “Sin City nights, full of excitement”


506. “Here I get a break from my own thoughts. ”


507. “While I was busy hating Vegas and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.”- J. R. Moehringer, one of the best captions for Las Vegas


508. “Life is too short for bad vibes.”


509. You can’t buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that’s kind of the same thing


510. “Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true.”- Mark Ellwood


511. ” – DARYL HALL AND JOHN OATES


512. “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas. ”- Cinnamon Stomberger


513. “Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.”


514. “It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one. ” – Cara Bertola


515. “Falling in love with Las Vegas all over again.”


516. “Everything is brighter in Vegas”


517. “She’ll be coming around the fountain.”


518. “Fulfilling my Vegas bucket list”


519. “Vegas: where the good times roll”


520. “Rolling the dice on this Vegas adventure”


521. “Lost in the magic of Vegas”


522. “Las Vegas, where anything is possible.”


523. “When it comes to me I wouldn’t wanna be anybody else.” – Selena Gomez & The Scene


524. “Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. ” – Jason Love


525. “Vegas nights and bright lights.”


526. “Find me where the wild things are.” – Alessia Cara


527. “Played my socks off last night at strip poker. ”


528. “What kind of drink does Chuck Norris order at the bar? Sock-ee!”


529. “Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.” – Louie Anderson


530. “I’ll do me.”


531. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye.”- Frank Sinatra


532. “I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.” – David LaChapelle


533. “What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.”- Dane Cook


534. “At least my pizza still loves me.”


535. “Everything’s a gamble, love most of all. ” – Tess Gerritsen


536. “Keep calm and play poker.”


537. “Trouble was, Nicky was dreaming his own kind of Vegas.” – Casino


538. “Vegas isn’t a City, it’s its own magical world. ”


539. “Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store.”- Hunter S. Thompson


540. A city that’s always exciting


541. “That’s what you get for waking up in Vegas.” — Katy Perry, “Waking Up In Vegas”


542.  Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money


543. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas. ”- Drew Carey


544. “Laughing, living, and loving in Sin City”


545. The ultimate destination for thrill-seekers


546. “The Skyfall’s the limit. ”


547. “The shiniest mirage.”


548. “Laughing, loving, and playing in Sin City”


549. “There’s just no quiet in Vegas. ”- Barry Manilow


550. “Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city.”- Kevin Raiford


551. “It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.”


552. “I woke up like this.”


553. “Everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so half drunk and at the mercy of a pretty smile.” – Christopher Byford


554. “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.”- Tom Waits


555. “The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas. ”- Michelle Madow


556. “Everything and anything you want to do – you can do it in Las Vegas.”- Drew Carey


557. “Making the most of my time in Las Vegas”


558. “I came, I saw, I conquered Vegas”


559. I” think Vegas looks pretty good on me. ”


560. “Everything’s a gamble, love most of all.” – Tess Gerritsen


561. “Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. ”- Jonathan Clements


562. “Exploring the bright lights of Las Vegas”


563. “All about that Vegas vibe”


564. “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.” – Linette Lopez


565. A city with a personality all its own


566. “Las Vegas is like being inside of a trashy-fun snow globe.”- Linette Lopez


567. SIN CITY HAS TAKEN OR RE-CREATED THE BEST THAT OTHER GREAT CITIES HAVE TO OFFER AND THEN UPPED THE ANTE – MAKING IT BIGGER, GRANDER, FLASHIER. ” – SCOTT DOGGETT


568. “I’ve got my car and my ride and my wheels


569. “I’m not sin the mood. ”


570. “I just love coming to Vegas. There is always good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy.” – Kelly Carlson


571. “The magnificent Seven Magic Mountains.”


572. “Feeling like a VIP in Las Vegas.”


573. “The city that has it all: lights, fun, and excitement”


574. “Everyday is a good day for Vegas.”


575. “Some days start better than others.”


576. The ultimate place to let your hair down


577. “The lights, the shows, the memories”


578. “It’s not drinking…. It’s brunch. ”


579. “Every experience I have had here is fun, and everyone is in a good mood; they are happy, and they let it go. I like that. It is refreshing to me.”- Kelly Carlson


580. Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven might look at night


581. “Thank you, Vegas for making me feel so alive. ”


582. “Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy-fun snow globe.”- Linette Lopez


583. “It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office.” – Paul Samuelson


584. “Vegas must be a great town for Laundromats. Nobody lives there, everybody is just passing through, leaving a little bit of dirt.”


585. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. ”


586. “You can find me in Las Vegas. ”


587. “In a Las Vegas state of mind. ”


588. “Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.”


589. “Going big in the entertainment capital of the world”


590. Ready. Set. Vegas.  


591. A city that’s always glamorous


592. “Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location?” – Unknown 


593. “Morning gram.”


594. “Vegas is everything that’s right with America.”- Drew Carey


595. “All you need is love.” – John Lennon


596. “It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!”- James Hauenstein


597. “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.” – Cinnamon Stomberger


598. “Ready to make some memories in Vegas”


599. “Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night.” Chuck Palahniuk


600. “Desert rose. ”


601. “I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles. ”- J. Richard Singleton


602. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”


603. “Texas Fold-em”


604. “Ready. Set. Vegas. ”


605. “Decluttering my life like Marie Kondo.”


606. “City of lights, smiles, and memories.”


607. “I don’t gamble, if you will concede that poker is a game of skill. ” – Robert A. Heinlein


608. “Vegas is purposefully constructed as a self-enclosed and isolated biosphere, sort of what a recreational colony built on the moon might be like.” – Marc Cooper


609. Las Vegas is calling and I must go


610. “All life is a gamble and our lives are the dice we throw.” – Marty Rubin


611. A city that’s always evolving


612. In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well


613. “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t’ll come back with you. ”- The Hangover


614. “The spouse always wins. ”


615. “I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.” – Adam Sandler


616. “Party like a rockstar, kick a little ass. ”


617. “Sin City has my heart”


618. “There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change.” – Travis Hoium


619. “In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. ”- Steven Wright


620. “Making the most of my Vegas experience”


621. “The magnificent Seven Magic Mountains. ”


622. “Feeling on top of the world in Las Vegas”


623. “Falling for Vegas, one day at a time”


624. “There’s no ‘we’ in fries.”


625. “I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can’t bring me down.” – Christina Aguilera


626. “Living life to the fullest in Las Vegas”


627. “Did you hear about Daft Punk’s horrible Vegas trip? They stayed up all night and couldn’t get lucky. ”


628. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time.” – Artie Lange


629. “Never bet against the house. ”


630. “Ooh, Las Vegas ain’t no place for a poor boy like me…”- Gram Parson, ‘Las Vegas’


631. “All we have is now and a little bit of Las Vegas.”


632. “Keep calm and go to Vegas.”


633. “I came, I saw, I fell in love with Las Vegas.”


634. “My soul lives in Vegas. ”


635. “Vegas is a celebration. ” – Jose Andres


636. THE GOAL IS TO ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST, BUT NOT SO FULLY THAT YOU RUN OUT OF MONEY. ” – JONATHAN CLEMENTS


637. “I’ll be ready in a prosecco.”


638. “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness, and sadness all at the same time. ”- Artie Lange


639. “Glitz, glamour, and all-night partying.”


640. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…but that doesn’t matter when you live there.” – Michelle Madow


641. Vegas is the place to indulge


642. “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops. ” – Eli Roth


643. “The lights never dim in Las Vegas”


644. “Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.”- Brin-Jonathan Butler


645. “So much of Las Vegas falls under the heading “it has to be seen to be believed.” – Jeff Maguire


646. “Every time I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.” – Artie Lange


647. A city that’s always vibrant


648. “Living my best life in Las Vegas”


649. “Vegas is my therapy. ”


650. “I’m in no hurry to leave. Let’s Mandalay our departure for a day or two. ”


651. “It is not economic development; it’s about taking money out of the consumer economy and shipping it off to Las Vegas.” – John Warren


652. “You’re either in or you’re out. Right now.” – Ocean’s Eleven


653. “It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.”


654. “It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!”- James Hauenstein, one of the funny Las Vegas quotes


655. The city of endless possibilities


656. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that’s kind of the same thing.”


657. “Keep calm and go to Vegas. ”


658. “Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night” – Chuck Palahnuik


659. “Follow the call of the disco ball.”


660. “It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office. ” – Paul Samuelson


661. The ultimate destination for foodies


662. “Lost in the magic of Las Vegas”


663. I’m always in paradise when I visit Las Vegas


664. “The city of endless fun and adventure.”


665. I’M WILLING TO GO TO NICE RESTAURANTS FOR SUSHI AND STUFF LIKE THAT. ” – BRITNEY SPEARS


666. “Cue the confetti and casino lights. ”


667. “If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.” – Tony Curtis


668. “Live more, worry less.”


669. “Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says, GOODBYE.”


670. “I’d like to stay here for a while and go wild.” – Maïa Vidal 


671. S. THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD HOPES MIGHT BE TRUE. ” – MARK ELLWOOD


672. “It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me. ”- Celine Dion


673. “Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That’s the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit. ” – Louie Anderson


674. The ultimate destination for gambling


675. “Glitter and glamour in Las Vegas”


676. “Living the Las Vegas life. ”


677. “I’m in the mood to Vegas.”


678. ” ·