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200 Best Sarcastic New Year Quotes: Have A Funny 2023

1. “I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.” —Unknown

2. “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” Bill Vaughn

3. “Have told so many friends “Don’t worry, New Year will be better!“. I love misguiding people.” Nitya Prakash

4. “May your dreams get fulfilled as well as your bills. Best of luck with the New Year, dear.”

5. ”Every New Year’s I have the same question: ‘How did I get home?”

6. “Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.”

7. “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” - F.Scott Fitzgerald

8. “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” —Bill Vaughan

9. “May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall.” Aleister Crowley

10. “If you want an interesting party, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.”

11. My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.

12. “May this new year bring you closer to the people you love, help you grow as a person, and bring you all the good things you’ve been hoping for.”