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800 Best Snakes In The Grass Quotes: Fake Friends (2023)

1. “There are many snakes in the grass.. Some will try and hinder you, some will try and help you. While others are so low.. They will just bite you when you are not looking.”


2. “It is the test of a novel writer’s art that he conceal his snake in the grass; but the reader may be sure that it is always there.” – Anthony Trollope


3. “Dear snake in the grass people… First of all, you should know that I’m tying this with my middle finger.”


4. “Hello this is Karma calling; may I please speak with Snake in the Grass?”


5. “I got you, you snake in the grass! I found you out!”


6. “If there is a snake in the grass, you have to set the field on fire to draw it out.” ― Matshona Dhliwayo


7. I'm telling you - guys like Gavin, they're real snakes in the grass. - Author: Heather Demetrios


8. “A snake in the grass is deadlier than a lion in a tree.” – Matshona Dhliwayo


9. “There are many snakes in the grass…Some will try and hinder you, some will try and help you. While others are so low…they will just bite you when you are not looking…”


10. “The trouble with paradise is, there’s always a snake in the grass.” – Iris Watts


11. Make sure you cut the grass low so the snakes show - Author: Banky W.


12. “Respect those friends who stand with you in your bad times and stay away from those who leave you in your bad times.” – Unknown


13. “It’s funny to watch people change, when they think they don’t need you anymore. Snakes eventually expose themselves.”


14. “Just stick with it. What seems so hard now will one day be your warm up.”


15. Are you sincere? Are you yourself? Are you as you look? You don't have a mask on your face? You speak what you think? Then you are real, then you are not fake! – Mehmet Murat ildan


16. I’d rather be hated for being real, than loved for being fake.


17. “You’ll be surrounded by many so-called well-wishers during your good times but there’ll be only a few ones around you in your bad times.” – Anurag Prakash Ray


18. “If you want to test a man’s character give him power.”


19. Sometimes, it is a good thing to have fake people in this world. It helps you find out who your REAL friends are.


20. “Any man who is attached to things of this world is one who lives in ignorance and is being consumed by the snakes of his own passions.” – Black Elk


21. “Thank you, fake friends. You’ve only made me stronger and wiser.” – Unknown


22. “One of the main roles of our financial problems is to weed out our fake friends.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana


23. “You made me feel so special with your fake sweetness in my presence, but I didn't know... you used to stab me with your real bitterness in my absence.”


24. “The snake kills by squeezing very slowly. This is how the civilized world slowly, slowly pushes into the forest and takes away the world that used to be.” – James Cameron


25. “Some people think that the truth can be hidden with a little cover-up and decoration. But as time goes by, what is true is revealed, and what is fake fades away.” – Ismail Haniyeh


26. “Not many people are true, fake as the lies they tell.” ― Kid Cudi


27. “Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.” – Albert Einstein


28. “Life is what you make it, just don’t fake it.”– G Herbo


29. “Yo, Virgil… Be careful; there’s a snake lurking in the grass.”


30. Live authentically. Why would you continue to compromise something that’s beautiful to create something that is fake.– Steve Maraboli


31. Stay away from the fake or phony niggas who can’t support their own. – Unknown


32. Dear Facebook, I don’t need fake friends.


33. “Fake Friend: Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.” – Unknown


34. “A snake will always be a snake, even if you put a chain around its neck and try to make it walk upright.” – Lisa Alther


35. “Fake friends are no different than shadows, they stick around during your brightest moments but disappear during your darkest hours.” – Unknown


36. “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” – Maya Angelou


37. “Chocolate friends may not last any longer than fake ones, but they sure as hell taste better.” – Kevin Brooks


38. “If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you’ll find an excuse.”


39. “It’s good to see the snakes revealing themselves. They weren’t actually hidden at all. People hide behind the masks, but eventually you see them for who they truly are.” ― Amaka Imani Nkosazana


40. “As an imposter you think that not only are you not good enough for the job, but you have faked your way in there and don’t have the goods to back it up.” – Dr Jessamy Hibberd


41. “You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.” ― Joan Jett


42. “When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length.”


43. “When I give you my time, I am giving you a portion of my life that I will never get back. So don’t be fake.” – Unknown


44. “Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.” – Unknown


45. “One should have the ability to distinguish between real and fake. Specially Real and Fake Love.” – George Femtom


46. “We fear our enemy but the bigger and real fear is that of a fake friend who is sweetest to your face and most vile behind your back.”


47. “True friends are always there when you need them. False friends are only there when they need you.” – Unknown


48. “An honest enemy is better than a false friend. When in doubt, pay more attention to what people do and less to what they say. Actions not only speak louder than words, they are more difficult to fake.” – Zero Dean


49. “Fake people want to see you down but real ones want to see you at the top.” – Unknown


50. “Time will expose everything, because fake things and people don’t last long in life.”


51. “I never seen snakes on a plane” — Kanye West


52. Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else's. –Ziad K. Abdelnour


53. “Eliminate those fake friends who seem real when you have something and disappear when you have nothing.” ― Rashida Rowe


54. “I had been the victim of fake news despite being the candidate of the genuine story.” ― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar


55. “The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” — George Burns


56. “Don’t fall for fake smile because you don’t know what are they planning in their mind.” – Unknown


57. One Reality, all-comprehensive, contains within itself all realities. - Author: Aldous Huxley


58. It’s not always the tears that measure the pain. Sometimes it’s the smile we fake. – Unknown


59. “But it’s all fake. Understand what I’m sayin’? This life. This game, there ain’t no love in it. It doesn’t love you back.” – Ace


60. “Every great story seems to begin with a snake.” – Nicolas Cage


61. “No matter how many times a snake sheds its skin, it will always be a snake. Remember that before allowing people back into your life.”


62. “You already got caught lying! Stop being fake and try being real for once in your life. ” – Unknown


63. “Roses are read, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.”


64. “A snake was hit by a car. A woman picks him up, feeds him, and gets him back to his full state of health. But then he bites her injecting her with his deadly venom. On her death bed she asks, “after all I did. Why me?” the snake replies, “You knew I was a snake when you picked me up.”


65. “I am learning that some people are not worth my time, and some things are not worth my attention.” – Unknown


66. “Snakes in the ancient world, because of their skin-shedding ability, often symbolized immortality or eternal youth.” ― Alice K. Turner


67. “Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.”


68. “Eliminate those fake friends who seem real when you have something and disappear when you have nothing.” – Rashida Rowe


69. “Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.” – Jason Ritter


70. “Life is too short to tolerate nonsense. Cut out negativity, ignore gossip, and let go of fake people and their drama!”


71. “Make sure everybody in your “Boat” is rowing and not drilling holes when you’re not looking know your circle.”


72. “Yes, I have gently placed my hand on my tummy and faked discomfort to get a seat on the subway.” – Anonymous


73. “Some people fake their death, I’m faking my life.” – Don DeLillo


74. “Fairweather friends only want to come around when they need your sun to shine on their dark and gloomy days.” – Unknown


75. “A snake was never called by its name at night, because it would hear. It was called a string.” ― Chinua Achebe


76. You don’t lose anything when you lose fake friends.


77. Now there’s a new game. Us, old players, are gone. But you can see our story on music videos with prop guns and fake champagne.” – Ace. . Now there’s a new game. Us, old players, are gone. But you can see our story on music videos with prop guns and fake champagne.” – Ace.


78. “The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.”


79. “I love fake people provided they are mannequins.” ― Pushpa Rana


80. “Fake people will wish you the best, just as long as that best benefits them.” – Unknown


81. “A true friend will always, always be there to listen to your problems and help you out but a fake friend will only ever ask for your help.” – Unknown


82. “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” — Groucho Marx


83. Real people are never fake, and fake people are never real.


84. “Never depend on anyone because you don’t know when they will leave you.” – Unknown


85. “The snake which cannot cast its skin has to die.” – Friedrich Nietzsche


86. “People’s bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.”


87. It’s so frustrating knowing how terrible, how fake a person actually is, yet everyone loves them because they put on a good show. Unknown


88. “The less you respond to negative people, the more peaceful your life will become.”


89. “Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.”


90. “Not all snakes slither, some walk among us.”


91. “Sometimes god has to cut the grass down in your life, so you can see the snakes.”


92. “If you see a snake, just kill it – don’t appoint a committee on snakes.” ― Ramakrishna


93. “Trust on their action, not on words.” – Unknown


94. “Behind every fake smile is a broken heart.” – Unknown


95. “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”


96. “If you fake confidence long enough. it becomes real.” – Amy Poehler


97. “The snake produces poison in its body to poison its enemies! But man is a strange snake; he produces poison in his mind to poison his fellow men!”-Mehmet Murat ldan


98. “I’d rather have no friends than fake ones.”


99. “A snake lurks in the grass.” – Virgil


100. “Round and round they went with their snakes, snakily…” ― Aldous Huxley


101. “Certain people and their toxic energy can block you from expanding, elevating, and vibrating higher. Detach and protect your energy.” – Unknown


102. “Share your weaknesses. Share your hard moments. Share your real side. It’ll either scare away every fake person in your life or it will inspire them to finally let go of that mirage called “perfection,” which will open the doors to the most important relationships you’ll ever be a part of.” – Dan Pearce


103. #75 “A fake boyfriend will put a lock on his phone. A real boyfriend will say, “Hey baby, can you read that text for me?””


104. “Every coin has two sides, just like most people have two faces.” – Unknown


105. “Not all snakes slither, some walk among us.” – Unknown


106. Sometimes it’s a good thing to have fake people in this world. It helps you find out who your real friends are.


107. “I am like a snake who has already bitten. I retreat from a direct battle while knowing the slow effect of the poison.” – Anais Nin


108. “A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.”


109. “It’s always wise to remember that not all snakes are legless. Some have 2 legs and appear in human form. Be extra careful with them, they can strike when you least expect!”


110. “life is too short for fake butter or fake people.”― Karen Salmansohn


111. “Once bitten by a snake, he is scared all his life at the mere sight of a rope.”


112. “When you can’t be real then don’t make fake promises.” – Unknown


113. “Fake friends are worst than real enemies.” – Unknown


114. “I’d rather have no friends than fake ones.” — Author Unknown


115. “An honest enemy is better than a false friend. When in doubt, pay more attention to what people do and less to what they say. Actions not only speak louder than words, they are more difficult to fake. ” – Zero Dean


116. “The snake that can't peel off its skin can't grow. The soul is trapped inside the body; just like a tree inside a seed.”


117. “Everybody isn’t your friend. Just because they hand around you and laugh with you doesn’t mean they are your friend. People pretend well. At the end of the day, real situations expose fake people, so pay attention.” – Unknown


118. “Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do.”


119. “If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are living in the future. If you are at peace you are living in the present.”


120. “Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.”


121. “When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.” ― William Gurney Benham


122. “Life is too short for fake butter or fake people.” ― Karen Salmansohn


123. “When you see the genuine, you don’t deal with the fakes anymore.”― Nima Davani


124. “Buy a gift for a dog and you will be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if you don’t have anything to offer it, it won’t even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.” – Michael Bassey Johnson


125. “Fuck a fake friend, where your real friends at?”


126. A smile is the best way to deal with difficult situations, Even if it’s a fake one, Used properly you can fool anyone with them. Sakura Haruno


127. Being fake is so common now that being real is seen as offensive. Chris Ruden


128. Why be fake? Just be yourself and maybe people will like you just as much.


129. “The snake stood up for evil in the Garden.” ― Robert Frost


130. “Fake people talk about other people being Fake. Real people worry about their business and nobody else’s.” – Unknown


131. There's a snake hidden in the grass. - Author: Virgil


132. “Walk away from people who just care about themselves.” – Unknown


133. “The elections were faked and they believe the results.”


134. Fake realities will create fake humans. Or, fake humans will generate fake realities and then sell them to other humans, turning them, eventually, into forgeries of themselves. So we wind up with fake humans inventing fake realities and then peddling them to other fake humans. Philip K Dick


135. “It’s always wise to remember that not all “snakes”are legless. Some have 2 legs and appear in human form. Be extra careful with them, they can strike when you least expect!”


136. A fake friend, ain’t a friend at all, they’re just fake, and that’s why you get erased!!


137. You can’t fake listening. It shows. – Raquel Welch


138. “You were born with a snake in both of your fists while a hurricane was blowing.” ― Bob Dylan


139. “I prefer to surround myself with people who reveal their imperfection, rather than people who fake their perfection.” – Charles F. Glassman


140. “A fake smile doesn’t make it to your eyes. A real smile is accompanied by smiling eyes.” – Rupert Everett


141. “I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins.” – Jarod Kintz


142. “At the end of the day, everyone isn’t your friend. Just because they spend time with you and joke around with you doesn’t mean they like you. People can be great actors. You should pay attention because certain situations bring out the fakeness in people. ” – by Unknown


143. “A snake deserves no pity.”


144. “Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.”


145. “If I treated you the way you treated me. You would hate me.” – Unknown


146. You know how in every heist movie they get past the security cameras that show the hallway leading to the diamonds by jamming the screens with a fake signal of everything looking safe and quiet? Usually a guard coughs so they don't notice the blip from switching to the bogus feed. - Author: Adam McKay


147. “People think that a liar gains a victory over his victim. What I’ve learned is that a lie is an act of self-abdication, because one surrenders one’s reality to the person to whom one lies, making that person one’s master, condemning oneself from then on to faking the sort of reality that person’s view requires to be faked…”


148. “If you came in my life to use me then I will throw you out of my life like a garbage.” – Unknown


149. “You’re like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combined – just as charming, and just as fake.” — Daniel Wallace


150. 2006 is all about getting your house in order and I mean that metaphorically. - Author: LaToya London


151. “A fake friend likes to see you do well, but not better than them.”


152. “When times get tough, you realize who your real friends are.” – Unknown


153. “People cheat when they are afraid. When there is no cost to being wrong or confessing ignorance, there is no reason to cheat or fake comprehension. ”


154. “I hate people when they pretend to be nice to you and later leave you because you have no use to them.” – Unknown


155. “Some of the most poisonous people come disguised as friends and family.” – Unknown


156. “Fake people will always hate you because you are better from them so move forward and stay away.” – Unknown


157. “They’re not happy for you because they wish it was them.” – Carlos Wallace


158. “The grass is green, the snakes are green. You can’t really know them until you cut the grass. They are always beside you doesn’t mean they are for you.”


159. “Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.” — Obameso Sunkanmi


160. “I want to give up my bearings, slip out of who I am, shed everything, the way a snake discards old skin.” ― Khaled Hosseini


161. “People are more what they hide than what they show.” – Unknown


162. “Don’t hide your true intention because time will expose everything so stay real, not fake.” – Unknown


163. Truth is a point of view, but authenticity can’t be faked. Click to tweet!– Peter Gruber


164. “It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”


165. “People say they hate having fake people around, but when you keep it real, they hate you even more. People don’t like the truth.” — DeMarcus Cousins


166. “People get bitten. But I won’t.’ I found myself saying, ‘You will, you will. These snakes don’t know you find death inconceivable. They don’t know you’re young and strong and you think death applies to everyone but you. They will bite you and you will die.” – Don DeLillo


167. “I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions, or unnecessary conversations.” – Joquesse Eugenia


168. A genuine enemy is more useful than a fake friend. Mokokoma Mokhonoana


169. “The fake people do not dare to come out from their mask and face the truth of the real ones.”― Ehsan Sehgal


170. “Well, yeah, you listen to a talking snake and there’s gonna be trouble.” ― Mike Mignola


171. “As far as I’m concerned, all politicians are fake people.” ― Neil Sedaka


172. “Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.” – Chanda Kaushik


173. “I don’t count my sit-ups. I only start counting when it starts hurting. When I feel pain, that’s when I start counting, because that’s when it really counts.”


174. “Make distance from people who wear masks.” – Unknown


175. “Stay real, stay loyal, or stay away from me.” – Unknown


176. If you’re going to fall in love with me, don’t fall in love with my Sunday best, don’t fall in love with the way I look after spending hours getting ready or my fakest smile or freshly done hair. Fall in love with my body, the way it widens quite a lot around my hips and how I will never have that perfect figure, and how I honestly don’t really care. Fall in love with my impatience, my jealous moods, and the times that I don’t feel anything at all and fall in love with how sometimes I act like a child whilst other times I can be the most mature. Fall in love with my scars, my marks, and all the things that make me less than perfect, and fall in love with every part of me, both good and bad, and especially with all that I consider a flaw. Fall in love with me as a whole or don’t fall in love with me at all.”


177. Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people. – Reddioui


178. “Like a snake sheds its skin, we are capable of getting rid of assembled habits, creating space to call matters into question.” ― Erik Pevernagie


179. “I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself. A mouth-smile is different. You can fake a mouth-smile any time you want, simply by moving your lips. I’ve also learned that a real mouth-smile always has an eye-smile to go with it. So watch out, I say, when someone smiles at you but his eyes stay the same. It’s sure to be a phony.” — Roald Dahl | From “Danny, the Champion of the World”


180. “When they launch snakes you’ll have your namesake.” — Philippa Gregory


181. “No, snakes are no problem. I’d go to any country, anywhere, any snakes, not a problem.” – Steve Irwin


182. “Fake people come to your life to teach you a lesson that doesn’t trust anybody easily.” – Unknown


183. “Realise that narcissists have an addiction disorder. They are strongly addicted to feeling significant. Like any addict they will do whatever it takes to get this feeling often. That is why they are manipulative and future fakers. They promise change, but can’t deliver if it interferes with their addiction. That is why they secure backup supplies.”


184. “The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.” – Bette Midler


185. “Choose people carefully because there are a lot of fake ones in the world.” – Unknown


186. “The realest people don’t have a lot of friends.” – Tupac


187. “If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”


188. “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – Mitch Hedberg


189. “Fake people always spread negativity but real ones spread positivity.” – Unknown


190. “Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else’s.” ― Ziad K. Abdelnour


191. “Just because I don’t call it doesn’t mean that I don’t see it.”


192. When someone ignores you, move on with a smile, no matter whether a smile is fake or real, because no one really cares.


193. “The problem is, people are being hated when they’re real and loved when they’re fake.” ― Bob Marley


194. “I can’t stand fake people. I can feel it when someone feigns it.” — Jacqueline Fernandez


195. Empaths can feel fake energy off people a million miles away. Pammy (Source)


196. “Fake people are usually the first ones to claim they’re real.” – Unknown


197. “Neither a fake friend nor a liar can be trusted, with a secret.” ― Ellen J. Barrier


198. “Live authentically. Why would you continue to compromise something that’s beautiful to create something that is fake?”


199. “An honest enemy is better than a false friend. When in doubt. pay more attention to what people do and less to what they say. Actions not only speak louder than words. they are more difficult to fake.” – Unknown


200. “I think people fake that they're having fun a lot of the time in photos, because they want people to think they're having fun. Well, that's not life, is it?” ― Lara Avery


201. “Characterize people by their actions and you will never be fooled by their words.”


202. All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul and they will never notice how broken you really are.. — Robin Williams​


203. The problem is, people are being hated when they’re real and loved when they’re fake. – Bob Marley


204. “I only want one thing from fake people: distance.” – Unknown


205. Fake people always think others are fake. Tomichan Matheikal


206. “Friends are like boobs: some are big, some are small, some are real, some are fake.”


207. “A snake's venom is in its teeth but a woman's venom is in her tongue”


208. “It is better to stay alone rather being around with people who don’t value and respect you.” – Unknown


209. “Hard times and fake friends are like oil and water: they don’t mix.” ― Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu


210. “We never lose friends, fake ones are exposed.” ― Carlos Wallace


211. “People don’t cheat because of who you are; they cheat because of who they are not.” – Charles Orlando


212. “A person’s true colors will always show within time. you may be fooled for the moment, but be patient and see what happens.”


213. “As far as I’m concerned, all politicians are fake people.” — Neil Sedaka


214. “Even snakes are afraid of snakes.” ― Steven Wright


215. “I would rather wear honest tears than the most beautiful and elaborately faked smile.”― Tyler Knott Gregson


216. You made me feel so special with your fake sweetness in my presence, but I didn't know... you used to stab me with your real bitterness in my absence.


217. “The snake which cannot cast its skin has to die. As well the minds which are prevented from changing their opinions; they cease to be mind.” – Friedrich Nietzsche


218. “Use your enemy’s hand to catch a snake.”


219. “They don’t miss you when you’re gone, they miss you when you move on.” – Unknown


220. “One of life’s ironies is that the more honest and vulnerable you are, the more others try to discredit you as a fraud and a fake. Shut them up by not caring.” ― Dan Pearce


221. “I don’t want to be fake. I’m just being me. And I have the power to break stereotypes and whatever useless rules that society puts on us.”


222. “As the snake is separate from its slough, even so is the Spirit separate from the body.” – Ramakrishna


223. “Snake looks scary for us and we look scary for the snake! Always try to see yourself from the eyes of others!” ― Mehmet Murat ildan


224. “When the snake decided to go straight, he didn’t get anywhere.” ― William Stafford


225. “Description needs to slide into a story like a snake through grass – silently, almost invisibly, without calling attention to itself. It should enrich every story moment without slowing the action.” – Marion Dane Bauer


226. The problem is, people are being hated when they’re real and loved when they’re fake. Bob Marley


227. “You don’t lose friends because real friends can never be lost. You lose people masquerading as friends, and you’re better for it.” – Mandy Hale


228. “Just as a snake sheds its skin, we must shed our past over and over again.” – Gautama Buddha


229. “Courage is the only virtue you can’t fake.” – Nassim Nicholas Taleb


230. “You made me feel so special with your fake sweetness in my presence, but I didn’t know… you used to stab me with your real bitterness in my absence.”


231. Life is too short for fake butter or fake people. Karen Salmansohn


232. “Some people come in your life to spread darkness so stay away from them.” – Unknown


233. “Genuine friendship can only be based on trust and affection, which can only arise when there is a mutual sense of concern and respect.” – Unknown


234. “One should have the ability to distinguish between real and fake. Specially real and fake love.” ― George Femtom


235. “The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.”


236. “Neither a fake friend nor a liar can be trusted, with a secret.” ― Ellen J Barrier


237. “A genuine enemy is more useful than a fake friend.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana


238. “Why be fake? Just be yourself and maybe people will like you just as much.” – Unknown


239. “Sometimes you have to give up on people. Not because you don’t care because they don’t.” – Unknown


240. If everyone is real, then I must be fake because I'm not like them.


241. “I’d rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, instead of a friend who secretly puts me down.”


242. “There are many fake people but you will find true ones in your life.” – Unknown


243. “People these days are too fake. They say “I’m always here for you!” Bch, please! Give me a break.” – Unknown


244. “When you’re a snake charmer, you’re gonna get bit.” – Lavar Ball


245. “It’s never your enemies that get you. It’s always your own people.” – Unknown


246. “Hard times and fake friends are like oil and water: they don’t mix.”― Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu


247. “Authenticity can’t be replicated or faked. You’re either real or you’re not.” — Bibi Bourelly


248. “Life feels like a game of Snakes and Ladders, but without any ladders.” – David Moody


249. We live in a world, Where people use fake emotions to fulfill their lust.


250. “I think the celebrities today, not all of them, but just the whole industry frustrates me because it is so fake. People pretend to be, a lot of the time, what they’re not.” ― Tulisa


251. “People cheat when they are afraid. When there is no cost to being wrong or confessing ignorance, there is no reason to cheat or fake comprehension.” — Leah Hager Cohen


252. “I’m surprised how people fake their whole life.” – Unknown


253. “Time will expose everything because fake things and people don’t last long in life.” – Unknown


254. “If you don’t make the time to work on creating the life you want, you’re eventually going to be forced to spend a lot of time dealing with a life you don’t want.”


255. “Fake people always stay with you in your good times and leave you in your bad times.” – Unknown


256. “When you see the genuine, you don't deal with the fakes anymore.” –Nima davani


257. “A smile is the best way to get away with trouble, even if it’s a fake one.” – Peace Pilgrim


258. “It makes no sense to try to extend a fake friendship that was only meant to be a season into a lifetime.” — Mandy Hale


259. “A fake smile may fool the crowd but it never eases the pain.” – Kelly Brook


260. “Neither a fake friend nor a liar can be trusted, with a secret.” – Ellen J Barrier


261. “People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.” ― Megan Fox


262. “Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you. ” – Unknown


263. “I may not be perfect but at least I am not fake.” – Unknown


264. People these days are too fake. They say “I’m always here for you!” Bitch, please! Give me a break.


265. “Sometimes, I think that you still care but other times, you just prove me wrong.” – Unknown


266. “Make sure you cut the grass low so the snakes show.” – Banky W.


267. Not my job to expose the fake. In due time they expose themselves.


268. A fake smile may fool the crowd but it never eases the pain.


269. “You don’t need a bunch of fake people in your life to keep you happy. If you love you, people coming and going in and out of your life will be nothing but water under the bridge.” – Samuel Zulu


270. “Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.”


271. I think they're saying a friend to everyone is being fake sometimes to some people. As for me, I'd rather be alone than have fake friends, because you are really alone anyway.


272. We never lose friends; fake ones are exposed. – Carlos Wallace


273. “Cut off fake people for real reasons, not real people for fake reasons.” ― Ritu Ghatourey


274. “Being genuine stupid is more beautiful for life than being fake intelligent.”


275. “Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.” ― Chanda Kaushik


276. “Racists are snakes. Their minds are closed but their mouths are wide open, full of venom, ready to sting and destroy people around them.” ― Mouloud Benzadi


277. “Nashville has always felt perfect. I don’t think third man records could exist in any other town that I know of in America. Anything smaller or larger than the size of Nashville, and also the music – the attention that’s paid to music in that town is sort of the right kind. It’s not too hipster and it’s not too fake; it’s something in the middle, which is really good ground for a place like third man records, that aims to be genre-less. It’s great to be able to have that kind of access.” – Jack White


278. “Some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.” ― Chuck Palahniuk


279. “They play victims in crime they committed.” – Unknown


280. “Snake, you must not come where we abide, for you would tempt us; we should hear you say.” ― Padraic Colum


281. “Time will show you who are real ones and who are fake ones.” – Unknown


282. “Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch.”


283. Cut off fake people for real reasons, not real people for fake reasons.


284. I prefer to surround myself with people who reveal their imperfection, rather than people who fake their perfection. Charles F. Glassman


285. Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch.


286. “There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called Yesterday and the other is called Tomorrow. Today is the right day to Love, Believe, Do and mostly Live.”


287. I’m leaving behind all the fake people in my life and yes I know who you are.


288. “Never let the same snake bites you twice.”


289. “Fake friends are like Coal… when hot… they burn your hands…. when cold… they turn your hands black.” – Unknown


290. “You just can’t be calling us fakers, and pretenders, and non-creative, and say we can’t freestyle.”


291. “Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack.”


292. Life hits different when you choose boundaries over people-pleasing, connection over attachment, distance over disrespect, growth over comfort zone, healing over coping, peace over having the last word, progress over perfection, and solitude over fake company. Inner Practitioner


293. “Stay away from fake people, because you don’t know when they will throw you.”


294. “I hate that about guys. At least girls have the decency to be fake and pretend everything’s okay when shit gets weird. Whenever guys get upset, they get all angry and scary”


295. “I hate and fear snakes, because if you look into the eyes of any snake you will see that it knows all and more of the mystery of man’s fall, and that it feels all the contempt that the Devil felt when Adam was evicted from Eden. Besides which its bite is generally fatal, and it twists up trouser legs.”- Rudyard Kipling


296. “Dragons and snakes aren’t so different.” ― A.D. Aliwat


297. “Pay close attention to those that don’t clap when you win.” – Unknown


298. “He was a poison snake, and I was another, and on such terms we pleased ourselves.” ― Madeline Miller


299. “Some people think that the truth can be hidden with a little cover-up and decoration. But as time goes by, what is true is revealed, and what is fake fades away.” —Ismail Haniyeh, Palestinian political leader


300. “The less you respond to negative people, the more peaceful your life will become.” – Unknown


301. “The fake people do not dare to come out, from their mask and face the truth of the real ones.” ― Ehsan Sehgal


302. “If you want to be my friend, I prefer honesty to fake praise.” – Christina Strigas


303. Live authentically. Why would you continue to compromise something that's beautiful to create something that is fake?


304. “Truth is a point of view, but authenticity can’t be faked.” – Peter Guber


305. “Never chase them, you just need to replace them.” – Unknown


306. “So you lied about what you did, how you felt, who you were, and basically pretended to be a fake person who didn’t exist, but you’re calling me ‘crazy.’ Okay.” – Anonymous


307. “We fake perfect so others don’t have to experience any unpleasant realities, because their life is just as fake as ours.” ― Bryant H. McGill


308. ”An honest enemy is better than a false friend. When in doubt, pay more attention to what people do and less to what they say. Actions not only speak louder than words, they are more difficult to fake. ” – Zero Dean


309. “I love and respect broken hearts - as at least they can't act fake!” ― Diink


310. “The activity you’re most avoiding contains your biggest opportunity.”


311. “Live authentically. Why would you continue to compromise something that’s beautiful to create something that is fake?” ― Steve Maraboli


312. “Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.” – Unknown


313. “I wish people were like money so I could hold them to the light to see which ones are real.” – Unknown


314. “The snake produces poison in its body to poison its enemies! But man is a strange snake; he produces poison in his mind to poison his fellow men!”- Mehmet Murat ildan


315. “Unfortunately you won’t know that some people are poisonous until they bite you.” – C.J


316. “Indeed. Poverty by one fake attitude, because of a good research!” ― Petra Hermans


317. and the fakes, you don’t need anyways.” ― Drishti Bablani


318. “Wanna know what the saddest part was? Calling you my best friend instead of another fake friend.”


319. “An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.”


320. “True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves, found everywhere.” – Unknown


321. “I love fake people provided they are mannequins.”― Pushpa Rana


322. “Some people are just like snake, they will never understand your love.”


323. “It is the grass that knows where the snake goes.” – Lamba Proverb


324. Week days motivations are this much fake


325. It’s better to have a true enemy, than having a fake friend. Tom and Jerry


326. “Sometimes it is good to have fake peoples because then you will understand who are the real ones.” – Unknown


327. “I don’t want to be fake; I’m just being me. And I have the power to break stereotypes and whatever useless rules that society put on us”.


328. “It is true that one friend used to mean the world to you and now you can’t trust a single word that comes out of their mouth.” – Unknown


329. “Being fake is so common now that being real is seen as offensive.” ― Chris Ruden


330. “Fake friends are autumn leaves; they are scattered everywhere.” – Unknown


331. “Fake people will talk about you good in front of you and bad behind you.” – Unknown


332. “I think it’s better to have less friends than to have fake friends.” — Hina Khan


333. “Once I trusted you but you broke it and now I prefer to stay away from you.” – Unknown


334. “Surrounded by snakes and fakes.”


335. I am sick of the lies, the fake promises and the selfish attitude. I want to go back to the way things were when people cared about each other and helping was natural.


336. Stop trying to have a real conversation with fake people. Inner Practitioner (Source)


337. “If you want to be my friend, I prefer honesty to fake praise.” ― Christina Strigas


338. A fake smile rarely makes to eyes. The face seems dull instead of full of life.


339. Super rich people with nothing but fake friends!


340. “Sometimes. if you fake confidence long enough. you’re going to be confident.” ~ Elle King


341. Life is full of fake people. Trust no one


342. “You don’t know what monster is hiding behind that friendly face.” – Unknown


343. “Nobody told us there was two America: the real one, United State, and the fake one, Canada. Then, to make matter even worse, there's two Canada: the real one, Ontario, and the fake one, Quebec.”


344. “When someone tells me “no,” it doesn’t mean I can’t do it, it simply means I can’t do it with them.”


345. Sometimes you had to fake it to feel it.


346. “Make sure you cut the grass low so the snakes show.” — Banky W.


347. “People cheat when they are afraid. When there is no cost to being wrong or confessing ignorance, there is no reason to cheat or fake comprehension.” ― Leah Hager Cohen, I Don’t Know: In Praise of Admitting Ignorance


348. “Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.”


349. We’ve all seen them and maybe even done them – fake smiles. We’ve all had our reasons for faking a smile now and then.


350. “If you want to kill a snake, chop off its head.”


351. “Super rich people with nothing but fake friends!” – Unknown


352. “An enemy who tells the truth is better than a friend who lies to you. If you’re not sure, pay close attention to what your friends do. It doesn’t matter what they say. It matters what they do. It is harder to fake actions than it is to fake words. ” – by Zero Dean


353. “I would rather wear honest tears than the most beautiful and elaborately faked smile.” ― Tyler Knott Gregson


354. “A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it’s a fake one.” ~ Masashi Kishimoto


355. “There are those who are snakes. Who slither with great debate. They use their vermin to take to destroy and leave their mate.” – Tess Calomino


356. “Some people will pretend to care, just so they can get a better seat to watch your struggle. Every helping hand isn’t always there to help.” – Trent Shelton


357. “All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul and they will never notice how broken you really are.” — Robin Williams


358. “Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or people.”


359. “Not everyone at your work place is your friend. Do your job. Get paid. Go home.” – Unknown


360. “I love the genuine people who are in my life and make my life amazing. I also love those fake people who left my life and made it even more fantastic.” – Dave Hedges


361. “All habits are snakes.”


362. Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, fear the fake friend that hugs you


363. “You use me I will throw you if you stay loyal to me I will respect you.” – Unknown


364. “The difference between a fake smile and a real smile is that only you can tell.”


365. You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends. – Joan Jett


366. “A persons character is shown through their actions in life, not where they sit on Sunday.” – Navonne Johns


367. “Sometimes God has to cut the grass down in your life, so you can see the snakes.” – Unknown


368. Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else’s. Ziad K. Abdelnour


369. I’m honestly starting to see who my real friends are and not, and most of them are fake.


370. “Loyalty is the mask of fake friends and reality is the face of true friends.”


371. “Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything. ”


372. “Life is a game with snakes on every level.”


373. “Truth is as straight as an arrow, while a lie swivels like a snake.” – Suzy Kassem


374. You are allowed to be real and disappoint fake people. Inner Practitioner


375. “Fake people are always jealous of your achievement.” – Unknown


376. “I was so mad, I reached into the drawer for her fake sushi eraser and put it in my pocket. Serves her right for being such a big, fat, Eggo-scarfing liar.” ― Sarah Darer Littman


377. “Choose friends wisely because you don’t know who is your enemy.” – Unknown


378. I won't deny that I was sad, but I never faked love just to feel loved.


379. “Just because you loved a fake person does not mean your love was not real.” ― Steph Feels


380. If everyone is real, then I must be fake because I am not like them.


381. It’s beautiful when your realness is tested by fake people. Inner Practitioner


382. “I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.” – Unknown


383. “An honest enemy is better than a false friend. When in doubt, pay more attention to what people do and less to what they say. Actions not only speak louder than words, they are more difficult to fake.” –Zero Dean


384. “In my view, success is earned externally by being better than other people. But character, that sort of unfakeable goodness, is earned by being better than you used to be. And it’s about self-confrontation. ” — David Brooks


385. “Friends are either a blessing or a lesson.” – Unknown


386. “So many people look at [my depression] as me being ungrateful, but that is not it — I can’t help it. There’s not much that I’m closed off about, and the universe gave me all that so I could help people feel like they don’t have to be something they’re not or feel like they have to fake happy. There’s nothing worse than being fake happy.” — Miley Cyrus


387. When you be yourself and don't fake it... You are judged.


388. “The first step to getting anywhere is deciding you’re no longer willing to stay where you are.”


389. Share your weaknesses. Share your hard moments. Share your real side. It’ll either scare away every fake person in your life or it will inspire them to finally let go of that mirage called “perfection”. Dan Pearce


390. Your appreciation can never be fake. Even if you don’t say it out loud, you will feel it.


391. “Dealing with backstabbers there’s one thing I’ve learned, they are only powerful when your back is turned.” – Unknown


392. “Keep people in your life who truly love you, motivate you, encourage you, enhance you, and make you happy. If you know people who do none of these things, let them go.” – Unknown


393. “It's fine to fake it 'til you make it, ’Til you do, 'til it's true” – ‘Snow on the Beach’


394. “When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful.”


395. “Stop letting people who do so little for you, control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions.”


396. “After reading between the lines, I can secretly hear Socrates screaming: 'I'm the wisest man to ever live in the world. Anyone who will claim that title after me he's fake!'” ― Mwanandeke Kindembo


397. “Remember, it is not the snake bite that kills, but the venom which circulates afterwards that is fatal. Do not let the snake bite of another person release any venom inside of you. You can control its entry and you are responsible for every thought in your mind.” – Robin Sharma


398. “When you’ve been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.” – Susan Elizabeth Phillips


399. “The best way to play dumb is to fake intelligence, which requires a lot of practice.”


400. “Beware of those that claim to ‘Have Tour Back….they may just be positioning themselves for an easy stabbing.”


401. “The fake and scoundrel-minded people never comes out from the curtain since they cannot face the truth and reality.” ― Ehsan Sehgal


402. “Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.”


403. “Watch these snakes because I promise they watching you!”


404. Now there’s a new game. Us old players are gone. But you can see our story on music videos with prop guns and fake champagne.” – Ace. . . . Now there’s a new game. Us old players are gone. But you can see our story on music videos with prop guns and fake champagne.” – Ace. . .


405. “Trust only a few people in life because you don’t know who is real.” – Unknown


406. It's not always the tears that measure the pain. Sometimes it's the smile we fake.


407. “If you don’t stay real to me then leave me alone.” – Unknown


408. “We live in a world built on promises, constructed by liars.” – Unknown


409. “You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.”


410. “Out of all the things we fake we can never fake to be positive.” ― Pushpa Rana


411. “Stop acting like you care. Fake people piss me off.” – Unknown


412. “You don’t look fake when you unconsciously pretend.” ― Toba Beta


413. I would rather wear honest tears than the most beautiful and elaborately faked smile.


414. Being too nice is almost a crime nowadays, fake friends are everywhere.


415. “I’m telling you – guys like Gavin, they’re real snakes in the grass.” – Heather Demetrios


416. I may not be perfect but at least I am not fake. Unknown


417. “You say I’m going to fight your battles, well girl you’re wrong. I knew you weren’t my best friend all along.” – Unknown


418. “I don’t want to be fake. I’m just being me. And I have the power to break stereotypes and whatever useless rules that society puts on us.” – Bad Bunny


419. “I never treated you like a friend but as my younger brother and all you did ruin our brotherhood.” – Unknown


420. “I think people fake that they're having fun a lot of the time in photos, because they want people to think they're having fun. Well, that's not life, is it?” – Lara Avery


421. “I think the most alarming animals I have encountered are really poisonous snakes.” — David Attenborough


422. “Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.”


423. “When a woman teams up with a snake a moral storm threatens somewhere.” – Stacy Schiff


424. Some people force smiles to be polite or appear nicer, but when done wrong or too often, forced smiles are a sign of a fake person.


425. “Don’t pretend to be real because I know you are here for your own benefit.” – Unknown


426. A true friend will always, always be there to listen to your problems and help you out but a fake friend will only ever ask for your help.


427. “Watch out who you trust. There a lot of snakes out there just waiting to bite you from behind.”


428. We’re living in a fake environment with fake food, fake news and fake people and its slowly poisoning our souls. Unknown


429. “Some people need a high five, in the face, with a chair.” – Unknown


430. “Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.” ― Mignon McLaughlin


431. “I never have kept too many friends. I’d rather less fight.. less drama.. less lies.. less fake people in my life!.. the less the better!” – Unknown


432. “How someone can fake their personality to just get into someone’s life.” – Unknown


433. “There’s something wrong with your character if “opportunity” controls your loyalty.” – Sean Simmons


434. “Truth is as straight as an arrow, while a lie swivels like a snake.” ― Suzy Kassem


435. “Don’t fear the enemy that attcks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.”


436. “Imagine if I didn’t have the ends, I wouldn’t have so many imaginary friends.” – Kanye West


437. “Fake people always talk about you behind your back.” – Unknown


438. “Being fake in life is going to attract you fake reactions, fake crap, and fake friends. Just be real with yourself and others and things will be fine.” — Derrick Robinson


439. “Not everyone you hang with is your friend. Some people’s friendship to you is more poisonous than the venom of a snake.”


440. “If you want something you have never had, you must be willing to do something you have never done.”


441. “Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.” – Chanakya


442. “Realize that narcissists have an addiction disorder. They are strongly addicted to feeling significant. Like any addict they will do whatever it takes to get this feeling often. That is why they are manipulative and future fakers. They promise change, but can’t deliver if it interferes with their addiction. That is why they secure back up supply.” ~ Shannon L. Alder


443. One good thing about being in a bad situation makes picking out fake friends really easy.


444. “Are you sincere? Are you yourself? Are you as you look? You don’t have a mask on your face? You speak what you think? Then you are real, then you are not fake!” ― Mehmet Murat Ildan


445. “Tell people how it is, be real and be honest. If you see something wrong make sure you speak up. Being this way will naturally eliminate the snakes and fakes.” – John Maiorana


446. “Life is full of fake peoples but before you decide to judge them, make sure you’re not one of them.”


447. I don’t have time for fake friends anymore. Either be real, or be gone.”


448. “Three belongings impoverish: love, hope and fake friendships.” ― Tiziri Wuming


449. “There won’t be so much fake and toxic love if everyone feels adequately loved by themselves because love is not something shared by two starved people. it is an experience between two filled people.”


450. “One fake friend can do more damage than five enemies. ”


451. “Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.” — Obameso Sunkanm


452. “An honest enemy is better than a false friend. When in doubt, pay more attention to what people do and less to what they say. Actions not only speak louder than words, but they are also more difficult to fake.” – Zero Dean


453. “A fake friend indeed is a friend only in his need.”― Jagadeesh Kumar


454. “A fake friend is an enemy in disguise.” – Ellen J. Barrier


455. “Stay away from fake people because you don’t know when they will throw you.” – Unknown


456. “Courage is the only virtue you can’t fake.”


457. “If you have a fake friend in life then be careful because you don’t know when they will strike you.” – Unknown


458. “Yeah, I called him. And I gave him the number of fake *ss dealers who turned out to be the feds.” – Ace


459. “You used to mean the world to me and now I can’t trust a single word that comes out of your mouth.” – Unknown


460. Too lazy to be fake. Being real takes a lot less effort.


461. “A person can pretend to be something that there not; for some long. Until it comes to a time, you do something, that annoys them. That's when they blow up and the true part of them, starts to come out. Watch out for those fakers.” ― Dianerste Ross


462. “Because I hate fake people and I always think I’m never fake.” — Victoria Jackson


463. “It’s very hard to entertain fake people when you are a genuine. real person. Let them go.”


464. “I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.”


465. “Don’t be afraid of the villain who strikes. Be afraid of the fake friend who pretends to care about you. ” – by Unknown


466. we live in a world, where fake emotions to fulfill their lust.


467. “The snake will always bite back.”- Jake Roberts


468. “Don’t share your weaknesses because you don’t know who will use them against you.” – Unknown


469. “Some people are real. Some people are good. Some people are fake and some people are real good at being fake.” – Unknown


470. One fake friend can do more damage than five enemies.


471. “I don’t regret my past, I just regret the time I have wasted with wrong people.” – Unknown


472. Being fake is so common now that being real is seen as offensive. – Chris Ruden


473. “I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear anything from me. You are one of them.”


474. “Yes, I have gently placed my hand on my tummy and faked discomfort to get a seat on the subway.”


475. “Fake people show their colors when they have no use of you anymore.” – Unknown


476. “I’d rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, instead of a friend who secretly puts me down.” – Unknown


477. “Like a snake sheds its skin, we are capable of getting rid of assembled habits, creating space to call matters into question.” – Erik Pevernagie


478. “Cannot trust anyone these days. Fake is becoming a new trend.” – Unknown


479. “Oh, That’s funny. I swear last week you said you hated her. Now you’re best friends?” – Unknown


480. “When you have to find who are the real ones then look at their hearts not face.” – Unknown


481. “A man does not run among thorns for no reason; either he is chasing a snake or a snake is chasing him.”


482. “If they want to help you then they will not make an excuse.” – Unknown


483. “Fake people always try to put you down.” – Unknown


484. “Mostly, I think people are fake. Well, what do you expect? The fake world we live in conspires to make us all fakes.” ― Benjamin Alire Sáenz


485. “So you lied about what you did, how you felt, who you were, and basically pretended to be a fake person who didn’t exist, but you’re calling me “crazy”. Okay.”


486. Beautiful fake smile. All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul and they will never notice how broken you really are.


487. “A true friend cares about what’s going on in your life. A fake friend will make their problems sound bigger. Be a true friend.”


488. “People cheat when they are afraid. When there is no cost to being wrong or confessing ignorance, there is no reason to cheat or fake comprehension. ” — Leah Hager Cohen


489. “When you see the genuine, you don't deal with the fakes anymore.” ― Nima Davani


490. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it. — Groucho Marx


491. Not many people are true, fake as the lies they tell. Kid Cudi


492. “Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.”


493. “One of the main roles of our financial problems is to weed out our fake friends.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana


494. When I give you my time, I am giving you a portion of my life that I will never get back. So don’t be fake.


495. “Don’t fall for fake people. They’re often disguised as people close to you.”― Big Les


496. “I’m not interested in hearing from those who preach joy or talk such crap about ‘positivity pledges’ about not allowing negative thoughts to drain them of energy, or about sending vibes of positive energy into the world and being grateful for all the wonderful things it’s going to attract into lives. That stuff’s all well and good, except that most people who talk shit like this are as fake.” ― Karl Wiggins


497. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.


498. “A long sleeve, a fake smile, and everyone thinks you are fine.” – Unknown


499. A sister is… an ear to lend and honest friend memories to share secrets to swear no ice to break no cool to fake a lifelong deal so loved, for real.”


500. You gotta stop trying to build a real connection with fake people. Inner Practitioner


501. “I rather be alone than be surrounded by fake love.” – NBA YoungBoy


502. “A fake friend is an enemy in disguise.” ― Ellen J. Barrier


503. “A friend is with you in the sunshine and the darkness; a fake friend is one who is only there for the sunshine.” — Catherine Pulsifer


504. “If a rich man ate a snake, they would say it was because of his wisdom; if a poor man ate it, they would say it was because of his stupidity.”


505. “I was always aware that I was Frank Abagnale, Jr., that I was a check swindler and a faker, and if and when I was caught I wasn’t going to win any Oscars. I was going to jail.”


506. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni


507. I am sick of people telling me lies just because they think that I am stupid. People might think that their lies will slip under my radar but I am smart enough to call them out on their lies. Especially when it comes to reporting fake crimes.


508. “Now there’s a new game. Us old players are gone. But you can see our story on music videos with prop guns and fake champagne.” – Ace


509. “Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun. regret nothing, and don’t let people bring you down.” – Unknown


510. “Fake people are like clouds. When they disappear, the day is much brighter.” – Unknown


511. “What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”


512. Yeah, I called him. And I gave him the number of fake *ss dealers who turned out to be the feds.” – Ace


513. “Snake’s poison is life to the snake; it is in relation to man that it means death.” – Rumi


514. “When 99% of people doubt your idea, you’re either gravely wrong or about to make history.”


515. "A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it’s a fake one.” – Masashi Kishimoto


516. “Feel like I can’t trust nobody, even day ones watch out for them snake ones.” -BlackBear(Lyrics)


517. “Nobody wants to know how you feel, yet, they want you to do what they feel.” – Michael Bassey Johnson


518. Snakes hide in grass, people behind their lies. - Author: Nopain


519. “I hated every minute of training, but I said, “Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.””


520. “Tell people how it is, be real and be honest. If you see something wrong make sure you speak up. Being this way will naturally eliminate the snakes and fakes.” – John Maiorana (Giovanni)


521. “Lucky are those who find a true loyal friend in this fake world.”


522. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”


523. “The fake people do not dare to come out from their mask and face the truth of the real ones.” – Ehsan Sehgal


524. “I’d rather have an enemy who says that they hate me than to keep a “FRIEND” whose mission is to put me down secretly.” – Unknown


525. “A true friend cares about what’s going on in your life. A fake friend will make their problems sound bigger. Be a true friend.” – Unknown


526. “When you see the genuine. you don’t deal with the fakes anymore.” – Nima Davani


527. “How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.”


528. “You should be thankful for ugly moments because that’s when the beautiful people called real friends show up.” – Unknown


529. “I would so much rather have a few of good friends than a lot of fake friends.” ― Lauren Conrad


530. “It is a great show that you put on but now I know the truth so you can leave me alone.” – Unknown


531. “Real people are actively trying to live like fake people, so real people are no less fake.” ― Chuck Klosterman


532. “The fake get in where they fit in, the real stand strong where they belong.”


533. “Because I hate fake people and I always think I’m never fake.” ― Victoria Jackson


534. “A snake in the grass is deadlier than a lion in a tree.”


535. “I don’t have time for fake friends anymore. Either be real, or be gone.” – Unknown


536. “Don’t trust everything that you see because there are many things that you don’t know about them.” – Unknown


537. “Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.”


538. “Today i will do what others won't so tomorrow i can do what others can’t.”


539. “Cut off fake people for real reasons, not real people for fake reasons.”


540. “To the unspoiled, even a snake bite is a loving kiss. But to the spoiled even a loving kiss is a snake bite.” ― Mikhail Naimy


541. “I’ll fake all the smiles if it stops all the questions.” – Unknown


542. A fake smile can only be put for some time. Because they are easily detected and disclosed.


543. Sometimes, if you fake confidence long enough, you’re going to be confident.


544. “What is with these guys? Where’s the thrill in watching snakes eat?I certainly didn’t thrill in watching humans eat.” – Patrick Jennings


545. “An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.” – Buddha


546. “One fake friend can do more damage than five enemies.”


547. “Make sure you cut the grass low so the snakes show.” – Banky W


548. “I prefer to surround myself with people who reveal their imperfection, rather than people who fake their perfection.” ― Charles F. Glassman


549. “I'M NOT THE PERSON WHO WILL HIT A DEAD SNAKE, I'M THE PERSON WHO WILL BURY A DEAD SNAKE, AMEN”


550. A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it’s a fake one.


551. “I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.” – Unknown


552. “Loyalty is all that matters to me. If you’re an honest person, I’ll be your friend for life. I don’t waste time with people who are fake or people who are trying to use you to get something. I don’t care about people who are afraid to say what they think.” – Clint Malarchuk, The Crazy Game


553. We’ve all had those moments in life when we just need to grin and bear it, and put a false smile on for the world. Is a fake smile better than no smile at all – what’s your opinion?


554. “If they talk at your back, don’t react. They know they can’t dare to say it at your face.” – Unknown


555. “A fake smile can hide a million tears.” – Ben Barnes


556. I hide hurt behind a fake smile. I wear it all the time. Everyone says how I always look so cheerful. Shows what they know I guess.


557. Life is full of fake people but before you decide to judge them, make sure you’re not one of them. Unknown


558. A fake smile can prevent something bad from happening, but it can also create further misunderstandings.


559. “Do not trust everyone easily because you don’t know who is your true friends and who is your enemy.” – Unknown


560. Do you know how to spot the difference between a fake diamond and a real diamond? Well, seeing as we’re not experts, they’ll look almost exactly the same. That’s how I feel about you. There’s no difference between a real father and a stepfather; you mean the world to me.


561. “I grew up on a pig farm in southeast Nebraska. When I started doing the Blue Collar Tour, I thought it was kind of funny because I faked my accent, so everybody thought I lived in an apartment somewhere. But I grew up on a pig farm.” – Larry the Cable Guy


562. “Use your enemy’s hand to catch a snake.” – Persian Proverb


563. “Eliminate those fake friends who seem real when you have something and disappear when you have nothing. ” — Rashida Rowe


564. “People think that a liar gains a victory over his victim. What I’ve learned is that a lie is an act of self-abdication, because one surrenders one’s reality to the person to whom one lies, making that person one’s master, condemning oneself from then on to faking the sort of reality that person’s view requires to be faked…The man who lies to the world, is the world’s slave from then on…There are no white lies, there is only the blackest of destruction, and a white lie is the blackest of all.”


565. “The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried.”


566. “When you talk to me please take off your mask.” – Unknown


567. If you can fake that, you’re in.” — Richard Jeni​​


568. You can’t fake it when you’re alone with God, you know. – Jim Bakker


569. “Some words are chameleons, they change their color with people. Some people are a snake of grass, they bite those who have trust on “them”…!!!”


570. “There’s a snake hidden in the grass.”- Virgil


571. “It is better to have more enemies in life than to have a fake friend.” – Unknown


572. “If everyone is real, then I must be fake because I am not like them.” – Unknown


573. Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or people.


574. “Be careful what you tell people. A friend today could be an enemy tomorrow.”


575. “If a teacher fails to teach justice to his student, the teacher is fake; if a judge fails to provide justice to his countrymen, the judge is fake; if a country fails to seek justice to its citizen, the country is fake. Who is fake? A raindrop remains pure until it doesn't fall on the earth.” ― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar


576. “It is not my role to expose the fake people. In due time, they will expose themselves for who they really are.” – Unknown


577. “There’s a snake lurking in the grass.” – Virgil


578. A fake friend loves to see that you are doing well, but not better than they.


579. “Not all the snakes are poisonous and not all the poisons are deadly! Keep this in mind “when bitten.”- Mehmet Murat Ildan


580. “Fake friends; those who only drill holes under your boat to get it leaking; those who discredit your ambitions and those who pretend they love you, but behind their backs they know they are in to destroy your legacies.” – Israelmore Ayivor


581. “Don’t tell me what they say about me. Tell me why they feel comfortable telling you.” – Unknown


582. “Don’t spend your precious time with fake people because you have important things to do in life.” – Unknown


583. “One good thing about being in a bad situation makes picking out fake friends really easy.” – Unknown


584. Real friendship looks fake to fake people. Ed Latimore (edlatimore.com)


585. “Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.” ― W. C. Fields


586. “Some friends are like pennies, two-faced and worthless.” – Unknown


587. “Fake people always act that they are helping you but in reality, they never want to help you.” – Unknown


588. “Most people want to see you do better, but not doing better than them.” – London Mond


589. “What would you do if you weren’t afraid?”


590. “It’s awfully hard to be happy when you feel you’re not worthy enough for those feelings. You’ve been knocked down so many times happiness to you is an unnatural state of mind. Lose the fake smile, get up and get rid of the toxic reasons you’re unhappy, no matter, who, or what’s standing in your way. Time to get real!” – Ron Baratono


591. “First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win.”


592. “It’s not always the tears that measure the pain. Sometimes it’s the smile we fake.” – Unknown


593. “Life is too short for fake butter or fake people.” – Karen Salmansohn


594. “When someone says they like you don’t trust easily because you don’t know when they will change their mind.” – Unknown


595. “Tell people how it is, be real and be honest. If you see something wrong make sure you speak up. Being this way will naturally eliminate the snakes and fakes.” ― John Maiorana


596. A fake smile doesn’t make it to your eyes. Real smile is accompanied by smiling eyes.


597. I’m the only one tired of having fake friends


598. A real situation will always expose a fake friend.


599. “Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.”


600. “You should be aware of fake friends because it is the hardest to be aware of.” ― Eraldo Banovac


601. Stay away from fake people because you don’t know when they will throw you. – Unknown.


602. “Life is too short for fake butter or fake people.” – Karen


603. It’s getting harder and harder to wear a fake smile everyday because the more I wear it the more I know how much of a lie it is.


604. “There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.” ― Jacob Braude


605. “You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends.” – Joan Jett


606. “Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I’ll try again tomorrow.”


607. “Fake people don’t care what happens with you because they only care about themselves.” – Unknown


608. “Don’t disturb me. I’m tired of fake people.”


609. Having fake friends is like hugging cactus. The tighter you hug, the more pain you get. – Riza Prasetyaningsih