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600 Best Inspirational Ted Lasso Quotes: Funniest Comedy

1. “If y’all were really introverts, you would’ve been quiet as a church mouse. Unless that church was Westboro Baptist. Those turkeys won’t shut up.”


2. “Tea and I are still on a lifelong hiatus.” - Ted Lasso


3. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits. I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear?


4. “I have a really tricky time hearing folks that don’t believe in themselves.” - Ted Lasso


5. “I thought you quit smoking.” - Ted Lasso


6. “You could fill two internets with what I don’t know about football.”


7. “As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.” – Ted lasso


8. “I come bearing sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat.” – Ted Lasso


9. “What I can tell you is that with the exception of the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes, not much lasts forever.” – Ted Lasso


10. “I’m looking forward to the definition of relegation.” -Ted Lasso


11. “I like the idea of someone becoming rich because of what they gave to the world, not just because of who their family is.” – Sam Obisanya


12. “When it comes to locker rooms, I like ’em just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see ’em in one piece.”