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1,000 Inspirational Working Funny Quotes (2023)

1. “All men are equal before fish.” – Herbert Hoover


2. “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman


3. “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.” – Groucho Marx


4. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”—Phyllis Diller


5. “Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.” – Pablo Picasso


6. “If you don’t know where you’re going any road will do.” — Lewis Carroll


7. “If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” — Henny Youngman


8. “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!” — Neil Leckman


9. “People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.” – Will Rogers


10. “It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”– Ronald Reagan


11. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. — Oscar Wilde


12. “If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.” — Phyllis Diller


13. “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” – Bill Watterson


14. “Thursday comes and the week’s gone.” — George Herbert


15. “I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor.” – Anonymous


16. “It is hard work to be the mother of many pigs.”


17. ‘Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.’ – Unkmown


18. “Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.”– Enid Blyton


19. “You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.” Irish Proverb


20. LIFE HAS ITS UPS AND DOWNS. WE CALL THEM SQUATS.—UNKNOWN


21. “The king inherits a country — the people only hard work.”


22. ” I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22 Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday. “


23. “I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.” — Thomas Jefferson


24. “Too often we visit the well of divine abundance with a teacup instead of a bucket.” – Elinor MacDonald


25. “Tough times don’t last, tough teams do” - Robert Schuller


26. “We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.” — Bryan White


27. “Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.” – Unknown


28. “Home-work grew-up and became work-from-home.” — Vikrmn


29. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz


30. “50 Funny Motivational Quotes to Put a Smile on Your Face” #quotes #FridayFunny


31. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.


32. I have to be successful because I like expensive things.


33. Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.


34. “Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers


35. “Stressed is dessert spelled backwards.” — Loretta Laroche


36. Sometimes, the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.


37. “I’ve been promoted to middle management. I never thought I’d sink so low.” ~ Tim Gould


38. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin


39. “Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.” — Gordon B. Hinckley


40. “There’s a fine line between marketing and grand theft.” ~ Scott Adams


41. ‘Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? – Edgar Bergen


42. “The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.​” — Stanley J. Randall


43. “I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.”— Unknown


44. “An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” Leo Durocher


45. “Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.” – Andy Rooney


46. ‘Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.’ – Andrew Young


47. “If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” ~ Steven Wright


48. ‘I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.’ – Franklin D. Roosevelt


49. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.” Unknown


50. “Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen


51. IF YOU STILL LOOK CUTE AFTER WORKING OUT, YOU DIDN'T GO HARD ENOUGH.—UNKNOWN


52. “Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart.” – Ross Perot


53. “Life is a hurdle race, the winner has to cross all the hurdles and still maintain enthusiasm.” — M.K. Soni


54. “The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm.” – Malcolm Forbes


55. “Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.”― Charles Dickens


56. “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” — Jerry Seinfeld


57. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll laugh at you.”


58. “Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” Jason Love


59. Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.


60. “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.” – Frank Zappa


61. Work hours seem to take a lot longer than weekend hours.


62. “Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.” – Martina Navratilova


63. “A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” – Charles Gordy


64. “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.” — Jim Gaffigan


65. “A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.” — Oscar Wilde


66. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” Mark Twain


67. “Where people aren’t having fun, they seldom produce good work.” – David Ogilvy


68. “Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.“ – Robert Downey Jr.


69. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… One step at a time.“ Joe Girard


70. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire


71. “ ‘ Yay! It’s the weekend! ‘ said nobody who works in a restaurant. “


72. “Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.”– Jeffree Star


73. ‘Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.’ – Earl Wilson


74. “If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” – Johnny Carson


75. “If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.” ~ Woody Allen


76. ” If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. “


77. “A lot of hard work is hidden behind nice things.” — Ralph Lauren


78. ‘Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.’ – Savielly Tartakower


79. You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. — Sam Levenson


80. “Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.” —John Wooden


81. “When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.”


82. “Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” — John Ciardi


83. “Do what you can, with what you’ve got, where you are.” —Theodore Roosevelt


84. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers


85. “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.” Terry Pratchett


86. “Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.” – Terry Pratchett


87. ” The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. “


88. “Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost.” – Ellen DeGeneres


89. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope


90. ” It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. “


91. “I stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about.”


92. “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.” — Steven Wright


93. “Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.” ~ Al Capp


94. “Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” – Don Herold


95. “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.” – Christopher Morley


96. “Successful people are not gifted; they just work hard, then succeed on purpose.” — G.K. Neilson


97. “No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.” ~ Groucho Marx


98. “Stress, anxiety, and depression are caused when we are living to please others.” – Paulo Coelho


99. “His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours.” — Arthur Baer


100. “Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots follow them.” #quotes #FridayFunny


101. ‘Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.’ –Pablo Picass0


102. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas Edison


103. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”


104. “By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” — Bill Vaughan


105. ‘Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.’ – Dilbert


106. “I don’t know what it is about this job, but so far every day seems to be a different kind of awesome.”


107. Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.


108. Wow! Doesn’t time fly? Just think, soon you will have been here for ten years! How exciting!


109. I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.


110. “My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” — Caroline Rhea


111. Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.


112. “I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.”​


113. “I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow


114. ‘Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?’ – Steve Jobs


115. “Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi


116. ‘Failure is not an option-it comes bundled with the software.’ – Unknown


117. “My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” — Ted Turner


118. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”


119. ‘The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.’ – Joseph Stilwell


120. “A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” – Don Marquis


121. “The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible.” Charles Kingsleigh


122. “I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.” – Yogi Berra


123. “When you’re riding, only the race in which you’re riding is important.” – Bill Shoemaker


124. “I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.”


125. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — A.A. Milne, "Winnie the Pooh"


126. “You are never too old to set another goal or dream another dream.” – C.S. Lewis


127. ‘Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job.’ – Unknown


128. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain


129. “Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.” —Bill Murray


130. “There comes a day when you’re gonna look around and realize happiness is where you are.’ — Chief Tui, “Moana”


131. Leaving work on Friday. Amazing little feeling.


132. “The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now.” – Eleanor Roosevelt


133. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” — Mark Twain


134. “Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.”— Unknown


135. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” — Steven Wright


136. Some people are like clouds: when they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.


137. Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and a great attitude..Then idiots happen.


138. “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” – Albert Einstein


139. Happy work anniversary! Hopefully, by next year you will finally win the lottery and get out.


140. WEIGHTS BEFORE DATES.—UNKNOWN


141. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” ~ Joe Girard


142. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.” — Voltaire


143. “No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx


144. “Hard work keeps the wrinkles out of the mind and spirit.” Helena Rubinstein


145. ” I love my job. Can I go home now please? “


146. “Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”—Lt. Frank Drebin


147. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire


148. “To change your life, change something you do daily.” ― Robert Celner


149. Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.


150. “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” ~ Will Rogers


151. Happy anniversary – now get back to work!


152. ” Ever wondered what your boss thinks of your jokes? We did. ”


153. Be that kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor every morning, the devil says, 'Oh crap she’s up'.


154. “The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein


155. Leaders who do not listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.


156. “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle


157. “Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.”


158. “I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.” ~ Lily Tomlin


159. “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” – George Carli


160. “Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it.”– Salvador Dali


161. “Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.” - Stephen Hawking


162. “The only time I feel light-hearted is when I’m in a plane at 33,000 feet.” – Robert Rivers


163. “I stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about.” — Unknown


164. “I’m not crazy — I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.”—Ouiser Boudreaux, Steel Magnolias


165. “Bad decisions make good stories.” — Ellis Vidler


166. “Talent wins games but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.” - Michael Jordan


167. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”– Elbert Hubbard


168. “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” Elvis Presley


169. “Lower your expectations of earth. This isn’t heaven, so don’t expect it to be.” — Max Lucado


170. ” She works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. “


171. “The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.” – Malcolm Forbes


172. “We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”– Bryan White


173. “Success isn’t owned, it’s leased, and rent is due everyday.” – J. J. Watt


174. “It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.” – Brigitte Bardot


175. ” Doing nothing is harder than it looks. It’s impossible to take breaks. “


176. FITNESS: IF IT CAME IN A BOTTLE, EVERYONE WOULD HAVE A GREAT BODY.—CHER


177. “If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.” – Sam Levenson


178. ‘Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.’ – TS Eliot


179. “A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.” – Winston Churchill


180. “Some days, the best thing about the job is that the chair spins.”— Unknown


181. “Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.” Unknown


182. “Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.” – Bill Copeland


183. What I do not like about the office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.


184. “Our fate lives within us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.” — Merida, “Brave”


185. People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, and all life for happiness.


186. “That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” – George Carlin


187. ” If at first you don’t succeed; you are running about average. “


188. “Doing nothing is very hard to do; you never know when you’re finished.” Leslie Nielsen


189. We always wonder how you can stay here for so long and still stay sane. At least someone is trying.


190. “I often give myself permission to sneak away for a little ‘wine and whine’ session.”. Unknown


191. “It’s the job that’s never started as takes longest to finish.” ~ J. R. R. Tolkien


192. “I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.” — Edward Victor Appleton


193. ‘If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.’ – Woody Allen


194. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” Charles Schulz


195. That Friday afternoon feeling sure beats that Monday morning feeling.


196. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain


197. “I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.” – Maya Angelou


198. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde


199. UNLESS YOU PUKE, FAINT, OR DIE, KEEP GOING!—JILLIAN MICHAELS


200. If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you would not have a job if he was any smarter.


201. “It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.” Harry Truman


202. “Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.” – Mark Twain


203. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’“ Audrey Hepburn


204. “Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” — Earl Nightingale


205. “Be happy, it drives people crazy.” — Paulo Coelho


206. “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” — Isaac Asimov


207. “All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.” – Sean O’Casey


208. ‘All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.’ – Aristotle


209. “It’s Friday Friday, gotta get down on Friday. “


210. “It’s great to work with other working moms, they’re the highest functioning messes I know.”. Unknown


211. “Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.” — Kareena Kapoor


212. “Today’s opportunities erase yesterday’s failures.” – Gene Brown


213. “You can’t shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond!” – Eric Thomas


214. “You’re at your best when you don’t know what you’re doing.” – Paul Stanley


215. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright


216. ” The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. “


217. “This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.” — Unknown


218. ” Tell them what you’re going to tell them, tell them, then tell them what you told them. “


219. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Thomas Eddison


220. ” When you hire a tall, dark, and handsome co-worker to do your bidding, everything will be fine.”


221. We haven’t gotten tired of seeing your face almost every day for the last year. Honest.


222. “If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.”– Billy Wilder


223. We will continue to have more meetings until we figure out why no work is getting done.


224. “Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead


225. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe


226. “Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” – Voltaire


227. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs…one step at a time. —Joe Girard


228. ” Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. “


229. ” I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail. “


230. “We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.” – W. H. Auden


231. “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” – Isaac Asimov


232. “Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.​” – Unknown


233. “Don’t work from bed. You want your bed to be a place of peace and calm, not work stress.” — Liz Grossman Kitoyi


234. “Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.” — Ray Knight


235. “Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed.” — Peter Drucker


236. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.


237. When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?’.


238. “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller


239. “Trying is the first step toward failure.” — Homer Simpson, The Simpsons


240. “‘Yay! It’s the weekend!’ Said nobody who is self-employed.”


241. “Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.“ — Robert Downey Jr.


242. ” Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. “


243. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.


244. “It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.” — Benjamin Dover


245. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.” — Michael Scott, “The Office”


246. ” The best bosses are the ones who can make you laugh.”


247. Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.


248. “A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”– Denis Waitley


249. I have got all the money I will ever need if I die by four o’clock.


250. ” Every employee rises to the level of his own incompetence. “


251. “It’s not so important who starts the game but who finishes it.” — John Wooden


252. Your dedication to your job is something we can only aspire to – aspire not to replicate, that is.


253. “Persistence is very important. You should not give up unless you are forced to give up.” – Elon Musk


254. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” — Mark Twain


255. “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – Mitch Hedberg


256. “Working hard is important. But there is something that matters more, believing yourself.” — Harry Potter


257. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”


258. “The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.” – Mark Twain


259. ” You only get one chance to make a good first impression. Make it count.”


260. “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” Bill Gates


261. “Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” — Sam Ewing


262. “You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.” – Solomon Schechter


263. “Love is being stupid together.” — Paul Valery


264. ‘Beware of any enterprise requiring new clothes.’ – Henry Thoreau


265. “When all else fails, there’s always delusion.” – Conan O’ Brien


266. “We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.” — Will Rogers


267. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” — Marilyn Monroe


268. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London


269. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”


270. “Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.” — Anaïs Nin


271. “Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.” — Frank Zappa


272. “Luck is great, but most of life is hard work.” — Iain Duncan Smith


273. “The best things in life are actually really expensive.” Unknown


274. “Big dreams happen in small place.” – Sandy Shores


275. “Home-work grew-up and became work-from-home.” – Vikrmn


276. “The ratio of We’s to I’s is the best indicator of the development of a team.” Lewis B. Ergen


277. “If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.”


278. “The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” — Groucho Marx


279. “Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.” – Anais Nin


280. “Men die of boredom, psychological conflict and disease. They do not die of hard work.” — David Ogilvy


281. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” – Mark Twain


282. “When money becomes your purpose, stress, and depression become your path.” – Prabakaran Thirumalai


283. “If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” Claude McDonald


284. “It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.” – Rose MacAulay


285. ‘If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.’ – Quentin Crisp


286. “If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen


287. Happy anniversary from someone you’re probably shocked knew it was your anniversary.


288. “I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.” – Will Rogers


289. ” If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try going to work tomorrow.”


290. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”– Charlie Chaplin


291. Be happy, it drives people crazy. — Paulo Coelho


292. “Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.”


293. “It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?” ~ Ronald Reagan


294. Weekends are life’s gift to the ones who hate their jobs.


295. “The only place where your dreams become impossible is in your own thinking.”– Robert H Schuller


296. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” ~ Thomas A. Edison


297. “Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” – Mark Twain


298. Education costs money. But then again, so does ignorance.


299. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.


300. “Good things happen to those who hustle.” – Anais Nin


301. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” – Donald Trump


302. “Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying.” Unknown


303. When life puts you in a tough situation, don’t say 'Why me?', say 'Try me'.


304. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”– Andy Rooney


305. “Don’t confuse having a career with having a life.” – Hillary Clinton


306. ”Never sign a Valentine with your own name.” — Charles Dickens


307. “I don’t need any kind of extravagant vacation, I’d just be happy going to the bathroom by myself.”- Unknown


308. “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln


309. “I can’t work with idiots. That’s why I work from home and got rid of all the mirrors.” — Anthony T. Hincks


310. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” ~ Charles Lamb


311. “Family — the ties that bind … and gag!” – Erma Bombeck


312. “Being a working mom isn’t easy, you have to be willing to screw up at every moment.”. Unknown


313. “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” — Ayn Rand


314. “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” — Phyllis Diller


315. “Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.” – David Letterman


316. “What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”— Pearl Bailey


317. “Whenever I work hard for other people, I always sleep on an empty stomach.”


318. Another work anniversary? You just had one last year!


319. “The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” – George Carlin


320. No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.


321. “After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.”


322. “Teamwork – A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” — Larry Kersten


323. “A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar


324. “All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.” — Alexander Woollcott


325. “Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson


326. “Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.


327. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” Oscar Wilde


328. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. — Elbert Hubbard


329. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas Edison


330. “Cause your facial expression to change – smile.” – Catherine Pulsifer


331. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite


332. “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” Ayn Rand.


333. “Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.”—Samuel L. Jackson


334. Happy work anniversary! Why are you still here? Expecting a gift? Isn’t my endless gratitude enough for you?


335. ” Run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it. “


336. ‘Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.’ – Rita Mae Brown


337. “I’m not confused. I’m just well mixed.” – Robert Frost


338. “By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”– Charles Wadsworth


339. “I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.” – H. Kyle Seale


340. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard


341. “Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.” — Abraham Lincoln


342. “The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” – Madeleine L’Engle


343. If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.


344. “Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.” – Bill Maher


345. “I’m just pretending this coffee is a margarita and I’m sitting by the beach.”


346. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” Laurel Thatcher Ulrich


347. “The phrase ‘working mom’ is redundant”. Unknown


348. “Always remember that you are unique — just like everybody else.”


349. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”


350. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” Steven Wright


351. “No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it.” - Halford E.


352. LIFE IS SHORT. LIFT HEAVY THINGS.—UNKNOWN


353. “The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.” ~ Oscar Wilde


354. The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.


355. “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”– Cullen Hightower


356. ” Eagles soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. “


357. “Work until your idols become your rivals.” – Anonymous


358. “If you don’t know where you are, a map won’t help.” – Watts Humphrey


359. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”—Michael Scott, The Office


360. “My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.”


361. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, then try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama


362. “Sometimes we can focus so much on nothing that we make it a big something of nothing” ― Ricky Maye


363. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” ~ Edgar Bergen


364. Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine. — Lord Byron


365. “Some people care too much. I think it's called love.” — Winnie the Pooh


366. Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway. — Eleanor Roosevelt


367. “When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.” – George Burns


368. ” Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels. “


369. “The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.”


370. “Sure, there’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is an ‘m’ and an ‘e’.” – Kevin Myers


371. “Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.” — Mark Twain


372. MY FAVORITE MACHINE AT THE GYM IS THE TELEVISION.—UNKNOWN


373. “The trouble with the rat-race is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin


374. “People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” — Joey Adams


375. “If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” – Claude McDonald


376. “Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.” – Les Brown


377. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” – Confucius


378. “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” – Mark Twain


379. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas A. Edison


380. Sometimes, I spend the whole meeting wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.


381. “People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” — Ogden Nash


382. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.


383. “Bending beats breaking.” ― Betty Greene


384. “If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.” — Milton Berle


385. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.” — Phyllis Diller


386. “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”– Dorothy Parker


387. “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” – Groucho Marx


388. “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” — Ellen DeGeneres


389. “None of us are as smart as all of us.” - Ken Blanchard


390. Here’s to another Friday of outward smiles and inward screams.


391. “Go as far as you can see, when you get there you’ll be able to see further.” Thomas Carlyle


392. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” ―Cathy Guisewite


393. I believe I used all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.


394. It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.


395. “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” — Willy Wonka


396. “I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s forward.” — David Livingstone


397. “If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.” – Regina Brett


398. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!”


399. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” — Charles Schulz


400. “If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” ~ Claude Maxwell MacDonald


401. ” Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing off what I did yesterday. ”


402. “People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” ~ Ogden Nash


403. When you look back over the last year, we hope you have as many fond memories about working here as we do.


404. ‘Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels’ –Unknown


405. “Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer


406. “If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti


407. “Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain – and most fools do.” –Benjamin Franklin


408. “Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.” – Maya Angelou


409. “When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.” – Gracie Allen


410. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms” Michael Scott


411. “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” — Woody Allen


412. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” ~ Steven Wright


413. ” When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp. ”


414. “Not everything that weighs you down is yours to carry.” – Anonymous


415. “Tough times don’t last, tough teams do.” — Robert Schuller


416. “The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin


417. “After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld


418. “You’re never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.” — Mike Primavera


419. “If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.” — Margaret Thatcher


420. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” Unknown


421. “Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.” — Marilyn vos Savant


422. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams


423. “But it’s Friday” is a valid excuse for almost anything today.


424. “If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.” – Hippocrates


425. “Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.” — Dorothy Parker


426. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.” — P. J. Plauger


427. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”– Alan Dundes


428. “There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” ~ Kin Hubbard


429. “The best part about going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.” — Unknown


430. “Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.” —Barbara Walters


431. “Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.” — Lord Byron


432. “Think like a proton. Always positive.” Unknown


433. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin


434. “It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.” – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes


435. “When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.” – Walter Lippmann


436. “If you take out the team in teamwork, it’s just work. Now who wants that?” - Matthew Woodring Stover


437. “I’ve been on a calendar, but I’ve never been on time.” – Marilyn Monroe


438. “Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing off what I did yesterday. ”


439. “Where people aren’t having fun, they seldom produce good work.” — David Ogilvy


440. “Be moderate in order to taste the joys of life in abundance.” – Epicurus


441. “Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life because you become what you believe.” – Oprah Winfrey


442. “Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.” – Charles M. Schulz


443. A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.


444. “Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.” – Bernard Sahlins


445. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein


446. “If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.” ~ Lane Kirkland


447. “It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.” — Muhammad Ali


448. “There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson


449. “If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.” Isaac Newton


450. “Hope is the dream of a waking man.”– Aristotle


451. “Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”– Francois de La Rochefoucauld


452. “Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.” — Dick Van Dyke


453. His insomnia was so bad that he could not sleep during office hours.


454. “Free your mind and your ass will follow.” – George Clinton


455. “Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson


456. “Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason


457. “The hardest work of all is to do nothing.”


458. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” Cathy Guisewite


459. “A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” Justin Sewell


460. “oh, yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it or learn from it.” — Rafiki, “the Lion King”


461. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” — Cathy Guisewite


462. ” Don’t corner something meaner than you. “


463. “Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.” – Dalai Lama


464. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Unknown


465. “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” Kyle Chandler


466. ” When your boss is laughing but you’re not sure if it’s at you…”


467. “Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” ~ Milan Kundera


468. “People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard


469. “Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.” – Tom Stoppard


470. “Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.” — Hans Christian Andersen


471. “If you want an interesting party, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.” —Robert Fulghum


472. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!


473. “I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow


474. “If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.” – Irish Proverbs


475. “If people knew how hard I worked to achieve my mastery, it wouldn’t seem so wonderful after all.” — Michelangelo


476. “A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” – William James


477. “No one’s dream job involves a kiosk.” ~ Damien Fahey


478. “Stress does not go with my outfit.”— Unknown


479. Every Friday, I feel like I deserve a new addition to my closet for all my hard work during the week.


480. “Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.”


481. “The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.” Unknown


482. “Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” — Anonymous


483. ‘Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes. – Lewis Grizzard


484. “If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.” — John Wagner


485. That’s another year gone by and another year waiting for someone to recognize all the hard work you do.


486. “Either you run the day, or the day runs you.” – John Rohn


487. “Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”– James Thurber


488. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — Winnie the Pooh


489. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway


490. “What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson


491. “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”— Pearl Bailey


492. Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you will never get a job working for a tabloid.


493. “Teachers call it copying. We call it ‘teamwork’.” — A Student


494. “Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous


495. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” — Robin Williams


496. “Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.” – Mae West


497. “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” ―Mae West


498. “Personal accountability requires mindfulness, acceptance, honesty, and courage.” – Shelby Martin


499. “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” — Andy Borowitz


500. “If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.” — Unknown


501. “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”– Charles de Gaulle


502. A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they do not have a J.O.B.


503. ‘Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.’ – Napoleon Bonaparte


504. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne


505. “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” – Phyllis Diller


506. “There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.” — Amy Poehler


507. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich


508. “Life isn’t finding shelter in the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.” – Sherrilyn Kenyon


509. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney


510. “I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.” — Will Rogers


511. I was going to suggest a party, but I guess you’re too busy working! Happy anniversary!


512. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” Will Rogers


513. “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” — Kyle Chandler


514. “Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.” – Helen Keller


515. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” – George Carlin


516. “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” — Groucho Marx


517. I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.


518. “Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.” – Jessica Simpson


519. “Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost.” — Ellen DeGeneres


520. “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.” — Frank Zappa


521. ‘I Laugh Everyday at Work’ — Why You Need to Check Out the Empowering Culture at This Tech Company


522. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” —Joey Adams


523. “I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22 Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.”


524. “Failure is not falling down, but refusing to get up” Chinese proverb


525. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard


526. I DON'T SWEAT, I SPARKLE.—UNKNOWN


527. ” Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. “


528. “When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” ~ Don Marquis


529. Happy work anniversary to someone who has worked here so long; their employee ID is probably “1.”


530. “Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.” – Malcolm Muggeridge


531. “On Wednesday they’re feelin’ fine again, And they’re workin’ like a dog and diggin’ in.” — Johnny Cash


532. “A guy gave me a job at an information booth – no questions asked.” ~ Jay London


533. “I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.” — Rita Rudner


534. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen


535. “Bad decisions make good stories.” Ellis Vidler


536. “There’s a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.” – Leonard Barnes


537. “I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.” – John Green


538. “It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


539. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers


540. “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese


541. ‘What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.’- Phyllis Diller


542. “Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.” – Albert Einstein


543. “A fool and his money never should have got together in the first place.” – Michael Douglas


544. EAT CLEAN, STAY FIT, AND HAVE A BURGER TO STAY SANE.—GIGI HADID


545. “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” – Woody Allen


546. “Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” — Andy Stanley


547. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach


548. “It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” Dwight D. Eisenhower


549. Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.


550. “I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.” — Jimmy Kimmel


551. “Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.” — Ann Bradford


552. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?


553. There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?​ ​Kin Hubbard


554. “Good things come to those who initiate.” – Susan RoAne


555. “People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.” —


556. “My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.”


557. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” — Mark Twain


558. “The strength of the team is each member. The strength of each member is the team.” - Phil Jackson


559. “If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.” –


560. “When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'” – Sydney Harris


561. “It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” — George Weah


562. “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” — Patches O’Houlihan


563. ” It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys. “


564. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” – Mae West


565. “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” — Elvis Presley


566. “Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?” — Todd Stocker


567. “If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere.” — Henry A. Kissinger


568. “In life only one thing is certain, Friday will come.”


569. “I’m already tired tomorrow.”. Unknown


570. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” — Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective


571. “It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.” — Lisa Lieberman-Wang


572. Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.


573. “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” – Edgar Allan Poe


574. Music always sounds better on Friday.


575. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” — Oscar Wilde


576. “When you play, play hard; when you work, don’t play at all.” Theodore Roosevelt


577. “You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.”


578. “All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.” ~ Aristotle


579. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”– Abraham Lincoln


580. “To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.” – Baron de Montesquieu


581. YOU MAKE MY KNEES WEAK. JUST KIDDING. YESTERDAY WAS LEG DAY.—UNKNOWN


582. “Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.” ~ Michel Tournier


583. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” – Katharine Hepburn


584. “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” — Oscar Wilde


585. “Positive energy knows no boundaries.” – Lu Wei


586. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.“ – Oscar Wilde


587. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, then try sleeping with a mosquito.” — Dalai Lama


588. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” Dalai Lama


589. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”


590. “Most people like hard work, particularly when they’re paying for it.” ~ Elbert Hubbard


591. “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” Mark Twain


592. “Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.” — Jeffree Star


593. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.


594. “If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.”


595. “I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.” —Pam Beesly, The Office


596. ” In life only one thing is certain, Friday will come. “


597. “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”– Bob Hope


598. “I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.” ~ Stephen Colbert


599. “Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.” ~ Laurence J. Peter


600. Happy work anniversary! I would have loved to shout it from the roof. However, safety issues, and all of that.


601. Aspire to inspire before we expire. — Eugene Bell Jr.


602. “Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers


603. ” Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job.”


604. “To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.” – Hippocrates


605. “I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.” — Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City


606. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire

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