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450 Inspirational Dental Hygiene Quotes (2023)

1. “The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.”


2. “The teeth give a sound support with the help of jaw bones to facial structures."


3. “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”


4. “You gotta floss!” — Jonathan Van Ness


5. “The teeth protect the dust, germs and any foreign objects entering in the mouth with the help of lips."


6. “It only takes a split second to smile and forget, yet to someone that needed it, it can last a lifetime.” ― Steve Maraboli, Life, The Truth, And Being Free


7. “Back teeth are impossible to reach unless you have super powers.”


8. “When fortune turns against you, even jelly breaks your teeth.”


9. “If God hadn’t meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn’t have invented dentists.” – Ralph Nader


10. “Dentist, a man who always tries not to get on your nerves.”


11. “Teeth aren’t pearly, until you smile.” ~ Anthony Liccione


12. “Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.” — Ambrose Bierce


13. “Dinosaurs have really big teeth because they love to brush.”


14. “In the jungle, animals floss their teeth with vines.”


15. “I have a toothache today. I never seem to be able to rise above a toothache. It makes me want to howl, break things, pull noses, tweak ears, screech.” — John Colton


16. “If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.” – Mason Cooley.


17. “The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist’s drill.” – Leonard Woolf


18. ‘He’s a dentist, don’t get too excited. And if someone has a heart attack you should still call 911.’ – The Hangover


19. “Just for today, SMILE a little more. Just for today, ask someone how he or she is really doing. Just for today, remember, while some may have it better than you do, there are others who definitely have it worse than you! Just for today, just let go, just for today…” – James A. Murphy


20. “I tell ya, my wife’s a lousy cook. After dinner, I don’t brush my teeth. I count them.” — Rodney Dangerfield


21. “If your teeth are loose, toothpaste will hold them in your mouth.”


22. “Love conquests aren't dental check-ups.”


23. Teeth are precious and we need to take proper care of them without any absence. Have a happy World Oral Health Day!


24. “Look Daddy, I made you a root beer float for breakfast!”


25. “Smile with Confidence - Your Smile is Priceless.” 


26. Dentists are medical professionals ...


27. Oral health is a mirror to general health. · 2. Don't rush when you brush. · 3. Brush your teeth every day, To ...


28. “I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill


29. Introduce your team


30. “If a patient cannot clean his teeth no dentist can clean them for him.”


31. “Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.”


32. “I covered my face because they had taken my wisdom teeth out.” ~ Josh Brolin


33. “Teeth are always in style.”


34. They didn’t have to make separations for me.” - Mitch Hedberg


35. “How did the dentist break her mirror? Acci-DENTAL-ly”


36. “What do people mean when they say, ‘I am not afraid of God because I know He is good’? Have they never even been to a dentist?” – C.S Lewis


37. “You’re like a set of false teeth. I can’t smile without you.” ~ Unknown


38. On this day as we recall the importance of oral health let us thank our dentists and dental hygienists for their service to our teeth and to us. Happy Oral Health Day!


39. “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins


40. “Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”


41. “Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.” ~ Miguel de Cervantes


42. “Ice cream doesn’t hurt my teeth cause it doesn’t stay in my mouth that long.”


43. “I didn’t want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.” – Sofia Vergara.


44. “What movies does your dentist have, Mommy?”


45. “Sometimes I put the empty box back so Mommy can’t see I ate all the cookies.”


46. “Fruit is good for your teeth, so can I have more peach ice cream?”


47. “Today I traded my lunch for a Ho-Ho.”


48. “Ignore your teeth and they’ll go away.” ~ Unknown


49. Why? Because she has fine teeth.” – Benjamin Franklin


50. “The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist’s drill.” -Leonard Woolf.


51. “Sometimes the tooth fairy gets bored waiting for the teeth to fall out.”


52. “I got a sunburn everywhere but my teeth.”


53. “Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.” — Miguel de Cervantes


54. “For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.” – Russell Banks


55. “Good dental care doesn't make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it's hard to be a good student.”


56. “I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt” — Big L


57. Our mouth needs our constant attention and we must always find time to give it that much-needed attention. Happy World Oral Health Day!.


58. “Roses are red, violets are blue. It's time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup, too.”


59. “There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business.” — Henry Boyd


60. “Great teeth, great smile, great life.”


61. “I kind of have a phobia for the dentist’s office.” — Joelle Carter


62. “I can’t floss because my arm gets too tired from brushing.”


63. “If you’re reading this… Congratulations, you’re alive. If that’s not something to SMILE about, then I don’t know what is.” – Chad Sugg


64. “Grownup teeth don’t fall out. You have to knock them out.”


65. “My favorite thing about summer is popsicles.”


66. “Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.” — George D. Prentice


67. “Maine faces an oral health care crisis. Dental hygiene therapists will play a critical role in addressing this crisis by ensuring our kids and seniors get the dental care they need.” — Mark Eves, bill co-sponsor of the legislation and speaker of the house in Maine


68. “A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.” – Helen Rowland


69. “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” — Phyllis Diller


70. “A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.”


71. Start with the most important information2. Weave in an engaging story3. Use emojis to keep the reader interested4. Always ask questions to encourage audience participation5. Use relevant hashtags to reach a new audience6. Tag pages using @ Mentions to increase reach7. Leave your audience with a CTA8. Finding the right caption length balance10 top dental Instagram captions ideas to foster engagement1. Patient Testimonials2. Leave your audience with a CTA8. Finding the right caption length balance10 top dental Instagram captions ideas to foster engagement1. Patient Testimonials2. Introduce your team3. Celebrating milestones4. Patient gratitude and appreciation5. Engaging with local community or charities6. Recommending a product7. Offering a discount or special promotion8. Networking with peers and colleagues outside the clinic9. Oral hygiene education10. Ask your patients to share their experience on social media80 best dental captions for Instagram: slogans, taglines, and moreCaptions about your teeth and smileFunny dental captions to lighten your dayCaptions about dental hygiene and careCaptions about dentistsCelebrating patient and practice milestonesConnect with local businesses and the communityDental movie quotesPromotional taglinesDental Instagram memes: how to use them + examples5 benefits of using dental memes on InstagramTop Instagram accounts for dental memes:Learn how you can schedule more with NexHealth!


72. · I always notice a person's smile. · A dentist is a person with more ...


73. “Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.” — Ogden Nash


74. “If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache…” — Anton Chekhov


75. The best thing about oral care is that it does not take too much of our time. Happy World Oral Health Day!


76. “…all that goes under the name of science is not necessarily scientific, and that all that goes under the name of health-care will not necessarily care for your health.” 


77. “If Alien was my friend, I’d like to be with him when he went to the dentist…” – Jack Handy.


78. “I honestly don’t like Photoshop, I think when people Photoshop things, all of a sudden, you’re like, ‘That’s not even me anymore.’ It takes away the natural beauty of a person. I think Gisele [Bundchen] had just said something like there’s no more rawness, like the little quirks. You know, I have a gap in my teeth and sometimes people take it away. But I’m like, ‘I love my teeth.’ You know, that’s me.” — Lily Aldridge


79. “Teeth are always in style.” ~ Dr. Seuss


80. “I wonder if there’s such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!” — Charles M. Schulz


81. “Some people who can skirt precipices without a tremor have a strong dread of the dentist's chair.”


82. Use emojis to keep the reader interested


83. “Brave out-of-the-box thinkers are transforming and renewing the conventional practice of dentistry. While most of their work is still not mainstream, these dentists and medical doctors have paved the way to healthy, nontoxic dentistry.” 


84. “For there was never yet a philosopher that could endure the toothachepatiently.”


85. “Mommy, my lemonade needs more sugar. It’s too lemony!”


86. “I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.”


87. “An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.”


88. “Poor dental hygiene can be fatal.”


89. “Wrinkles should merely indicate where SMILES have been.” – Mark Twain


90. A smile remains the most inexpensive gift I can bestow on anyone and yet its powers can vanquish kingdoms.– Og Mandido


91. “Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.”


92. ‘You don’t have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.’ – Schizopolis


93. “Does your dentist have a slide, Mommy?”


94. Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing. – Author Unknown


95. Ignore your teeth and they’ll go away.


96. “Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things, he’s got it all.”


97. “You’re never fully dressed without a smile.”


98. “Dentists are medical professionals who help you put your money where your mouth is.” ~ Unknown


99. “For there was never yet a philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently.” – William Shakespeare


100. “Some people have white teeth and some people have beige.”


101. Patient gratitude and appreciation


102. “Fluoride makes your teeth strong like Superman.”


103. “I always notice a person's smile. I'm a dental hygienist.”


104. “I didn’t eat all the popsicles, Mommy. Just the red ones.”


105. “Be kind to your dentist. Even dentist have fillings.” ~ Unknown


106. “Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or the dentist.” – Russell Banks


107. “I won’t have to brush my teeth or floss tonight. Any food trapped in my teeth got knocked out.”


108. “When life is kicking others in the teeth, become a dentist.”


109. “Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing.” ~ Anonymous


110. “Brush your teeth, crush your cavity.” – Author Unknown


111. “There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.” — H. L. Mencken


112. Finding the right caption length balance


113. “When you’re cold, your teeth chat.”


114.  Brushing your teeth twice every day is the kind of oral goal we all must need in our lives. Wishing you a very Happy World Oral Health Day.


115. “If you have more cavities than you have teeth, then you’ve led a ‘sweet’ life.”


116. “Poor dental hygiene can be fatal.” – Rand C. Capp


117. “My favorite subject in school is snack time.”


118. “I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.” — Taylor Caldwell


119. · 2. “Love conquers ...


120. “My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric.”


121. “Eyes are the windows to the soul. A smile is the mirror of the heart.”


122. “A laughing fool … seems born for nothing but to show his teeth.” — George Pope Morris


123. “But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.” – Morgan Freeman.


124. “If I have a tic tac before school, Mommy thinks I brushed my teeth.”


125. On the occasion of World Oral Health Day, take care of our oral health on daily basis, we are doing the right thing.


126. “Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.” – Douglas Coupland


127.  Happy World Oral Health Day to all. Do not neglect your oral health. 


128. “My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was.” – Lasse Hallstrom


129. The health and hygiene of our teeth and gums should always be of utmost importance to us. Warm greetings on World Oral Health Day.


130. “”But Mommy, cartoons don’t have to brush their teeth.””


131. “Sarah is my best friend at school because she shares her cookies.”


132. “Never open your mouth,unless you’re in the dentist chair.” – Sammy Gravano


133. “A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.” ~ Herb Caen


134. “My favorite snack is sugar packets.”


135. “Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can’t bring myself to floss.” – Stephen Chbosky


136. “Dentistry is the science and art of preventing and controlling the dental disease.”


137. “To be prepared is half the victory.”


138. “Mommy, tonight can I brush my teeth in the sandbox?”


139. “For there was never a philosopher, That could endure the toothache patiently.”


140. “You’re never fully dressed without a smile.” – Martin Charnin


141. “Behind every smile there’s teeth.” — Confucius


142. “Mommy, how long can my orange stay in my cubby?”


143. “I would like broccoli more if it tasted like birthday cake.”


144. “I like to see the goo come out when I floss.”


145. “My dentist is the bestest.”


146. “Golf and alcohol don't mix


147. “Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you.” ~ Unknown


148. “Don’t tell Mom that the babysitter didn’t make me brush my teeth.”


149. “Whether you have teeth or not, smile! Because our world always needs a smile!” ~ Mehmet Murat ildan


150. “I use floss to make necklaces for my barbies”


151. National Children’s Dental Health Month. USA


152. “A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” – Charles Gordy


153. “Truth has sharp teeth, so do not expect anything beautiful (to see) when it smiles at you.” – Rastko Petrović


154. “Summer camp is fun cause you eat lots of candy and Mommy doesn’t see.”


155. “Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”


156. Tag pages using @ Mentions to increase reach


157. “Instead of a toothbrush, I want a toothcomb.”


158. “When you have a toothache, you think that not having a toothache will make you very happy. But when you don’t have a toothache, often you are still not happy. If you practice awareness, you suddenly become very rich, very very happy.” — Nhat Hanh


159.  “If you have more cavities than you have teeth you’ve led a ‘Sweet’ life.” ~ Stanley Victor Paskavich


160. “Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.”


161. “Life is here to be enjoyed, your SMILE and your happiness makes it even better.” Jim Jensen


162. “Mommy doesn’t floss everyday, so why do I have to?”


163. “If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.”


164. “Pardip Sansi Tooth Care


165. “Sometimes when I floss, big stuff comes out, like a spaceship.”


166. “It’s a huge turnoff when men have teeth that look like they haven’t been brushed in days. Also, bad breath is awful.” — Karrueche Tran


167. “You should breathe through your mouth as often as you eat through your nose!


168. “If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.” — Mason Cooley


169. “If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.” – Martin H. Fischer


170. “When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.” — Kevin Myers


171. “The tooth fairy comes when you’re sleeping because she’s shy.”


172. “… old men without teeth. Old men with no teeth… strong for them after all.”


173. “Ưu đãi cuối năm - tết thêm rộn ràng


174. “A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.”


175. “I ate all the candy in my sister’s stocking.”


176. “I’m so excited-I think today I’m going to brush all my teeth.” — Woody Allen


177. “Comrades, this man has a nice smile, but he’s got iron teeth.” – Andrei A. Gromyko


178. “Whether you have teeth or not, smile! Because our world always needs a smile!”


179. Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.’ – Mark Twain


180. “I went to the dentist, and I saw a dinosaur. He had really strong, sharp teeth.”


181. Oral, Head, and Neck Cancer Awareness Week. USA


182. “Mommy, but 5 sodas isn’t too much.”


183. “The tooth fairy knows when you lose a tooth because she has a magic tooth ball.”


184. Toothache Day. USA


185. “Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing.”


186. “Beyond brushing, the internal factors that nourish the teeth are so important: eating real foods, hormonal balanced, minerals, fat-soluble vitamins, and healthy fluid exchange through the teeth."


187. “The man with a toothache thinks everyone is happy whose teeth are sound.” – George Bernard Shaw


188. “Stress, processed foods, and inadequate nutrition negatively affect dental fluid flow.”


189. Smile that shines.


190. “Smile with Confidence – Your Smile is Priceless.”


191. An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is gain.” - Richard Baxter


192. “I want to have my birthday party at the dentist office!”


193. “Never trade lunches with a kid whose Daddy’s a dentist.”


194. “Smiling is Fun With Healthy Teeth & Gums” – Prof. Dr. ninad moon


195. “I can’t floss my teeth because they’re too ticklish.”


196. “Dental hygienists are boss of the floss.”


197. “Roses are red, violets are blue. It’s time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup, too.” – Greg Daniels.


198. “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”


199. “Music helps not the toothache.”


200. “I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.” ~ Martin H. Fischer


201. National Flossing Day . USA


202. “…all that goes under the name of science is not necessarily scientific, and that all that goes under the name of health-care will not necessarily care for your health.” – Neville Mandy


203. “The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth.”


204. “Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out how else the money gets under your pillow.” — Cynthia Lewis


205. “Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months!” – Author Unknown


206. “A great dentist never gets on your nerves!” ~ Unknown


207. “A smile remains the most inexpensive gift I can bestow on anyone and yet its powers can vanquish kingdoms.” – Og Mandido


208. “Maine faces an oral health care crisis. Dental hygiene therapists will play a critical role ...


209. “I like it when my mother smiles. I especially like it when I make her smile.”


210. Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.


211. “Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” ~ Mae West


212. “There is no weaponry in the feminine armoury to which men are so vulnerable as they are to a smile.” – Dorothy Dix


213. “His smile bore the same relation to a real smile as false teeth do to real teeth.”


214. “Mommy thinks I got my school uniform dirty outside but it’s really just chocolate.”


215. I’ve been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.


216. Oral care must not be ignored.


217. “This is a victory for the people of Maine. Dental hygiene therapists will make a real difference in improving access to care. This law is a testament to the broad coalition that has worked diligently to address the state’s oral health needs and Pew was proud to be a part of their efforts.” — Shelly Gehshan, director of Pew Charitable Trusts children’s dental campaign


218. Weave in an engaging story


219. “Dentistry is not expensive…..neglect is!”


220. “I go to a woman dentist. It's a relief to be told to open my mouth instead of shut it."


221. Ask your patients to share their experience on social media


222. “In diagnosis, think of the easy first.”


223.  “Cleaning with dogs in your house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.” ~ Anonymous


224. “I want strong teeth so I can be like a lion, RAWR!”


225. The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. – George Bernard Shaw


226. “If your tooth hurts, just kiss it and make it better.”


227. “Toothpaste doesn’t have paste in it. It has floor rides.”


228. “An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.” — Richard Baxter


229. “Blessed are those who can hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.”


230. “I like candy canes cause they make my teeth stick together.”


231. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. –Mallory Hopkins


232. “Smile is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart.”


233. “Mommy thinks I brush all my teeth, but I just do the ones I like best.”


234. “I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield


235. Always ask questions to encourage audience participation


236. “When a writer becomes a reader of his or her own work, a lot can go wrong. It's like do-it-yourself dentistry.”


237. “A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear.” ~ Unknown


238. “Teeth are always in style.” ~ Dr. · 2. “Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.” ~ Miguel de ...


239. “He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.” — Rodney Dangerfield


240. “Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.”


241. “I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.”


242. “Lying through your teeth does not count as flossing!”


243. “A genuine smile comes from the heart, but a healthy smile needs good dental care.”


244. Brush your teeth, floss your teeth, clean your gums, and clean your tongue, repeat twice daily, and do not forget to visit your dentist twice every year. Happy World Oral Health Day!


245. “I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about me, but that’s not how I’ve chosen to lead my life. I know that you put yourself under a microscope the more famous you become.” – Julia Roberts


246. “I did eat at camp, Mommy. I had 5 popsicles.”


247. “Now, most dentist’s chairs go up and down, don’t they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought ‘This is unusual’. And the dentist said to me ‘Mr. Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.” – Tim Vine


248. “I don’t get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.” – Morgan Freeman


249. “There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently.” — William Shakespeare


250. “A SMILE is a curve that sets everything straight.” – Phyllis Diller


251. “I like when sugar crunches in my teeth.”


252. ‘Root canal? That’s not fair; they’re not my teeth.’ – Freaky Friday


253. “Teeth grow in your mouth like trees, but you can’t climb them.”


254. Start with the most important information


255. “Mouths that insist on sweet things will hardly escape the bitter experience of dental disfiguring.” 


256. “Everyone SMILES in the same language.”


257. “I want to smile like a crocodile.”


258. “A dentist gets to the root of the problem.” ~ Unknown


259. “Toothpaste helps paste your teeth to your gums.”


260. “You’ll find that life is still worthwhile, if you just smile.”


261. “No one can take our smiles away when dental decay is kept miles away.”


262. “Get tips on how you can take care of your kids and prevent teeth damage by taking safety steps.” – George Pegios


263. “When I get more teeth, can we go to the dentist again?”


264. Celebrating milestones


265. “Good dental care doesn’t make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it’s hard to be a good student.” – Author Unknown


266. “Mommy’s lunches are better than school lunches, except on Pizza Friday.”


267. “We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I’m bored. Let’s go brush our teeth. Or, I’ve got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth.” — Brad Stine


268. “Don’t rush when you brush.”


269. “A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.” – Herb Caen


270. “To be honest, I’ve never told anybody they have bad breath. When I do recognize that, I try not to breathe when they come near.” — Liza Soberano


271. “She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.” — Benjamin Franklin


272. “I like smores cause they’re ooey and gooey.”


273. “If you eat ice cream too fast, your head freezes off.”


274. “Cleaning with dogs in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.”


275. “A smile remains the most inexpensive gift...”


276. “There is no weaponry in the feminine armoury to which men are so vulnerable as they are to a smile.”


277. “i was created to create beautiful smiles” 


278. “Dental hygiene therapists will serve as part of the overall oral health team, working with dentists to improve the access to care for all Mainers. The bipartisan effort that brought this bill through the Legislature is a perfect example of legislators working together to ensure that all Mainers have the tools they need to lead healthy lives.” — Eves, a Democrat


279. “I like green popsicles because they make my teeth look slimy.”


280. “I  was created to create beautiful smiles.”


281. ‘Never mess with a man with sensitive teeth!’ – Richie Rich


282. “Be kind to your dentist. Because he has “fillings” too.”


283. “The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts for a long time.”


284. “Don’t choose favourites… every tooth deserves to be flossed.”


285. World Oral Health Day. Nepal, Nigeria, Bangladesh, Pakistan, India, South Africa, Australia, UK, Indonesia, USA


286. “You should avoid sweets. After all, you just signed away your dental insurance.”


287. “Grit your teeth and smile. In the face of adversity, go. They don’t deserve you.” – Christine Lagarde


288. “Effort is like toothpaste; you can usually squeeze out just a little bit more.”


289. “Dentist, a man with more pull than a politician.” – C.C. Gaither.


290. “I told mommy that Santa ate the cookies but it was really me.”


291. “I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn’t have to make separations for me.” — Mitch Hedberg


292. “Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.”


293. “Babies are generally born without teeth, yet their teeth are already forming."


294. “My health plan doesn’t cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.” – Robert Breault


295. ‘Brush your teeth in a rapid, vertical motion. That’s up and down for all you rebels.’ – Hamburger Hill


296. “Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out how else the money gets under your pillow.”


297. ‘He’s a sharp tooth! We’re not his family! We’re his diet!’ – The Land before time V: The Mysterious Island


298. “We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.” – Joseph Heller


299. “A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.”


300. “Smiles are free but they are worth a lot”


301. “Now that I’m in first grade, I’m too busy to brush my teeth.”


302. “I like pretending I am a princess, and princesses should have sparkly teeth.”


303. “I try to brush my back teeth, but sometimes they hide from me.”


304. “Trips to the dentist – I like to postpone that kind of thing.” — Johnny Depp


305. “No One Can Take Our Smiles Away When Dental Decay is Kept Miles Away” 


306. “She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.”


307. “Get tips on how you can take care of teeth of your kids and prevent teeth damage by taking safety steps.” 


308. “Don’t take life too seriously! Nobody gets out alive anyway. Smile.”


309. “Teeth are always in style.” — Dr. Seuss


310. Healthier gums, and stronger teeth.


311. “Love conquers all things, except poverty and toothache.”


312. “If you take your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won’t get them. If you take them just for an emergency, that’s all they’re gonna get.” – Bill Cosby


313. Networking with peers and colleagues outside the clinic


314. “You smiled then, and your whole face changed with it. It kind of lit up, like there were sunbeams coming from inside you.” ― Lucy Christopher


315. “When fortune turns against you, even jelly breaks your teeth.” – Iranian proverb.


316. “Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a SMILING calm face.” – Manoj Arora


317. “An aching tooth is better out than in.” · 2. “The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth.” · 3. “Be true to your teeth, or they will be ...


318. “I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.”


319. Healthy teeth and healthy gums are the dreams of every human being and it is a dentist that can make these dreams come true. Happy World Oral Health Day!


320.  “So I went to the dentist. He said, “Say aaah.” I said, “Why?” He said, “My dog’s died.” ~ Unknown


321. “If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.” ~Martin H. Fischer


322. Engaging with local community or charities


323. “Don’t take life too seriously! Nobody gets out alive anyway. Smile.” – Dawn Gluskin.


324. “I covered my face because they had taken my wisdom teeth out.”


325. “A SMILE is like tight underwear – it makes your cheeks go up!”


326. “His teeth are beautiful, the loveliest I've seen so far on these streets.”


327. “I like it when Daddy puts me to bed because he forgets to brush my teeth.”


328. ‘Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?’ – Home Alone


329. It just takes two minutes of our time to brush our teeth and we must not compromise on that. 


330. ‘The important question is where do they get all the skeletons with perfect teeth?’ – The Return of the Living Dead


331. “When I was in sixth grade… I wrote my first sketch, ‘The Dentist.’ I played the dentist… what can go wrong at the dentist…” – Trey Parker.


332. “The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: “Okay, rinse.”” — Bill Cosby


333. A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.                        


334. “Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.”


335. “Two minutes. Two times a day. Stick by these two simple rules for a healthier smile!” – Author Unknown


336. Leave your audience with a CTA


337. “The man with a toothache thinks everyone is happy whose teeth are sound.” – George Bernard Shaw.


338. “I had very good dentures once… It’s the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.”


339. “Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don’t like it.” – Author Unknown


340. “You don’t have to brush all your teeth–just the ones you want to keep.” ~ Unknown


341. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. – Charles Gordy


342. “I forgot my toothpaste at camp so I used apple juice.”


343. ‘Vitamin D, calcium, essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth. But that’s all Greek to you, isn’t it, Mr. Gingivitis?’ – Dragnet


344. “You don't have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.”


345. “When thunderstorms roll in, you make a choice to either succumb with tears to the gloomy downpour or SMILE and look for rainbows.” – Richelle E. Goodrich


346. “When can I play at the dentist again?”


347. National Brush Day. USA


348. “The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.” – Gordon Korman


349. Offering a discount or special promotion


350. “If you have fluoride on your teeth, monsters can’t touch them.”


351. “If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist…”


352. “When I was in sixth grade… I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist... what can go wrong at the dentist…”


353. “I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?” — Paul Merton


354. “I always brush after meals, but sometimes it’s my hair.”


355. You’re never fully dressed without a smile.– Martin Charnin


356. “Math anxiety is worst than a regular check up at the dentist. “


357. “To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.” — George Bernard Shaw


358. Oral hygiene education


359. A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever.


360. “The tooth fairy makes teeth glow in the dark so she can see.”


361. “Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental.”


362. “Dental hygiene is the study of preventive oral healthcare including the management of behaviors to prevent oral disease…”


363. “Teeth aren’t pearly, until you smile.” ― Anthony Liccione


364. Floss like a boss! Teeth are always in style. I just like to smile. Smiling's ...


365.  The occasion of World Oral Health Day reminds us all that we must never compromise the hygiene of our teeth and mouth. Warm wishes on this day to all.


366. Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental. - Ogden Nash.


367. National Dental Hygiene Month. USA


368. Give Kids A Smile Day. USA


369. “A dentist gets to the root of the problem.”


370. “I didn’t lose my tooth. The tooth fairy did.”


371. “I always notice a person’s smile. I’m a dental hygienist.” – Winifred Hervey.


372. “The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth.”- Thomas Fuller.


373. Use relevant hashtags to reach a new audience


374. “Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.” ~ Unknown


375. · 'Smile, it lets your teeth breathe' – Author Unknown · 'Blessed are those who can ...


376. 2. Stop tooth decay in its tracks. 3. Keep flossing. 4. Floss like a boss! 5. Healthier gums, and stronger teeth ...


377. “A genuine smile comes from the heart, but a healthy smile needs good dentalcare."


378. ‘You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.’ – Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls


379. “I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights.” 


380. “Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.”


381. The occasion of World Oral Health Day reminds us all that we must never compromise the hygiene of our teeth and mouth. 


382. “Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.” – Bill Vaughan


383. “If I stand on a chair and get on my tippy toes, I can reach the cookies.”


384. Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson.


385. “My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.”


386. “I don’t always brush my teeth because I want them to fall out faster.”


387. “Make a smile your signature accessory”


388. “Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things, he’s got it all.” – James Brown.


389. “Teeth aren’t pearly, until you smile.”


390. “Berries are a healthy snack. That’s why they put them in ice cream.”


391. “People who smoke cigarettes, they say “You don’t know how hard it is to quit smoking.” Yes, I do. It’s as hard as it is to start flossing.” — Mitch Hedberg


392. “ The smile of a child enlarges the universe.”


393. “Toothpaste tastes way better than regular paste.”


394. “Dentistry is the science and art of preventing and controlling dental disease.” – Vijay Tare.


395. “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” –  Phyllis Diller.


396. ‘My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.’- The Waterboy


397. ‘Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.’ – Mother Teresa


398. Recommending a product


399. “Mom checks my toothbrush to see if I brushed my teeth. That’s why I run it under the water.”


400. “Don’t cry because it’s over, SMILE because it happened.” – Dr. Seuss


401. Make sure you give proper attention to your teeth before you realize it is too late. Happy World Oral Health Day!


402. Important Days and Dates in March 2023


403. “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”


404. “Fluoride protects your teeth from cavities and bears.”


405. Fresh Breath Day. USA


406. he told me to wear a brown tie.” – Rodney Dangerfield


407. “Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling calm face.”


408. “The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill.”


409. Oral health is often neglected but it is one of the most important things that we must focus on every day.


410. “Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.” – Mark Twain


411. “Look Mommy, it’s the ice cream man again.”


412. “Candy canes make my breath minty so Mommy thinks I brushed my teeth.”


413. “A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.”


414. “A good dentist makes a good impression!” ~ Unknown


415. “My biggest turn-off is if a woman doesn’t have a real passion for something… and bad breath!” — Romeo Miller


416. Gum Health Day. Europe


417. Keep calm and brush on.


418. “A well-made turtleneck sweater will keep you warm, cozy, and protected from the cold. Your gums do the same thing for your teeth.” 


419. “What do people mean when they say, ‘I am not afraid of God because I know He is good’? Have they never even been to a dentist?” — C. S. Lewis


420. “I like it when my mother smiles. I especially like it when I make her smile.” – Adriana Trigiani.


421. “I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I’d gone to Africa I would have got poached.” — Alan Carr


422. “I froze my toothpaste and now I have a toothpaste popsicle.”


423. “I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids’ candy bars by accident.” — Rita Rudner


424. “I was created to create beautiful smiles” – Mosman Dental Clinic


425. Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.


426. “Smiling is Fun With Healthy Teeth & Gums” 


427. “Plaque makes your teeth dirty, and you have to wash them.”


428. “But Daddy lets me put soda in my lunchbox.”


429. “Smiling is fun with healthy teeth & gums.”


430. “Teeth are alive, and given the proper environment, they can regenerate; this is why internal factors that nourish the teeth are so important.” 


431.  ‘Smile, it lets your teeth breathe’ – Author Unknown


432. “Oral health = Overall health”


433. “The role of a dentist is to preserve and prevent oral diseases of teeth, gum and jaws and supporting structures.”


434. “A smile remains the most inexpensive gift I can bestow on anyone and yet its powers can vanquish kingdoms.” ― Og Mandino


435. “Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls a coin out of your pocket.”


436. “Mom doesn’t know that I ate cotton candy.”


437. ‘A smile remains the most inexpensive gift I can bestow on anyone and yet its powers can vanquish kingdoms.’ – Og Mandido


438. “I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought?”                                                          


439. “A good dentist never gets on your nerves”


440. “When he smiles it’s as if you’ve just told him the first joke on earth.”


441. “My favorite ice cream is vanilla because it matches my teeth.”


442. Patient Testimonials


443. “I am proud of the work accomplished by the legislature on this important issue. By implementing a midlevel provider, we can strengthen our oral health teams with new resources to serve our children’s needs. I believe this legislation gets us on the path of providing more access and professional dental care to underserved areas of Maine. This bill is a wonderful example of legislators working together and putting the people of Maine before politics.” — State senator David Burns, a Republican


444. “But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.”


445. “If you’ve put a smile on someone’s face today, you’ve done more good than you know.”


446. “To prevent progression of tooth decay you can look at nutrients like vitamin D, vitamin K2, make sure you are closing your mouth in sleep, try using tooth mousse, and try having cheese after high sugar foods. Cheese neutralizes saliva and neutralizes sugar.” 


447. “All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers.”


448. “I’d much rather have good teeth than have diamonds and roses drop out of my mouth whenever I said something.” — Patricia C. Wrede


449. “Listen to the wisdom of the toothless ones”


450. “When you have a cavity in your tooth and you let it get worse, eventually you have to get a root canal. If you have something that isn’t right, the earlier you treat it the easier the treatment is going to be. That’s kind of common sense.” — Olivia Newton-John


451. “There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.” - H. L. Mencken


452. “Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” — Mae West


453. “After my nap, can we go to the dentist?”


454. “If I’m good, can I go to the dentist?”


455. “No one would disagree that it would be better to maintain oral health throughout life...”


456. “The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.”


457. “You can’t use your hairbrush on your teeth or they’ll get hairy.”


458. “Dentist, a man with more pull than a politician.”


459. “I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.”


460. Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental. – Ogden Nash.


461. “Dentist Calgary NE


462. “Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.” – Ann Landers


463. “Nutrition is also a significant factor that influences the development of the entire mouth, not just the teeth, and it should include a healthy prenatal diet, breast-feeding, and raising children on real, unprocessed food."


464. Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. – Mother Teresa 


465. Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.”


466. “If you have more cavities than you have teeth, you’ve led a “sweet” life.”


467. “The tooth fairy takes baby teeth because big teeth are too heavy for her to carry.”


468. “OK, I floss, I brush my teeth, and I use mouth wash. Does that mean that I love it? That means that I, you know, like to look after my teeth!” — Sonny Bill Williams


469. “Fluoride gives your teeth super powers to fight cavities and zombies.”


470. “What kind of playground does your dentist have?”


471. “No one would disagree that it would be better to maintain oral health throughout life…”


472. “I want the dentist to paint my teeth purple with yellow polka dots.”


473. “The only way I can make a Jim Carrey face is through Novocain at the dentist’s office.”


474. “I’d much rather have good teeth than have diamonds and roses drop out of my mouth whenever I said something.” – Patricia C. Wrede

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