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800 Best Funny Birthday Quotes And Wishes To Make You Smile

1. On this day, 24 years ago, the world received a gift. It’s me and you’re welcome.

2. Look, if no one does turn up to your birthday, I still have some good news for you. That’s the perfect situation to have your cake and eat it too.

3. “Just think, if we hatched out of eggs like birds instead of being born, we’d have to tell people Happy Hatch Day!” instead of happy birthday.”

4. “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

5. “Happy birthday to my gorgeous sister.”

6. Wishing the happiest of birthdays to the most wonderful son!

7. May your dreams shine and sparkle like the stars at night. Happy birthday.

8. Mom, I know you sacrificed so much of your happiness just so that I could have the opportunity for happiness in my own life. You are an incredibly selfless woman, and I love you so very much for it.

9. “You may have lost your life here, but I know you have gained another life somewhere better. A place where there is neither pain nor sorrow. I wish you all the happiness you deserve. Happy heavenly birthday!”

10. Nature gives you the face you have at 20, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at 50. — Coco Chanel

11. I haven’t changed much from the day you were born till now. You are still cute, adorable, and handsome. Happy 2nd birthday!

12. I want us to go to a place far away from the troubles of this world so you may have a quiet and peaceful birthday and that place is in my heart. Have a wonderful birthday as you reign over my heart today and forever, my king.