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235 Best Funny Father's Day Quotes And Messages For Husband

1. She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father.

2. “It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.” —Gore Vidal

3. “It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.” —Malcolm Forbes

4. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” —Edgar Bergen

5. A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.

6. Lately, all my friends are worried they’re turning into their fathers. I’m worried I’m not.

7. Average fathers have patience. Good fathers have more patience. Great fathers have an ocean of patience.

8. Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.

9. My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: he believed in me.

10. Only the best brothers get promoted to an uncle.

11. Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

12. We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.’

13. The only thing better than having you as a husband is for our children to have you as a dad.

14. “The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.” —Lucille S. Harper

15. “Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.” —Robert Benchley