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383 Funny Massage Therapist Quotes: Spa Therapy (2023)

1. “For many people, managing pain involves using prescription medicine in combination with complementary techniques like physical therapy, acupuncture, yoga and massage. I appreciate this because I truly believe medical care should address the person as a whole – their mind, body, and spirit. ” ― Naomi Judd


2. “I love a massage. I’d go every day if I could. I don’t need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage. ”– Jason Bateman


3. “Rainy days were created for sauna days” 


4. “Exercise stimulates your circulation, massages your internal organs, stretches and strengthens your muscles, and energizes you. Exercise is also a great way to discharge tension, work through emotional blocks, release anger, and gain self-esteem. ”– Ellen Bass


5. “Sometimes it takes more than just rubbing your temples to get rid of a headache – you need a full body massage!”


6. “Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. ” ― Jerry Seinfeld


7. “I started practicing yoga. I started learning some hands-on healing stuff. And I found really good chiropractors, really good massage therapists, and what I found is I’ve been able to actually peel off layers of trauma on my body and actually move better now than I did. ” ― Ricky Williams


8. “So sorry, I couldn’t see you through the cucumbers on my eyes.”


9. “One hour getting a massage keeps the doctor away. ” ― Unknown


10. “Massage therapy: When your muscles are screaming, let the therapist do the talking!”


11. “The Greatest Gift You Can Give To Yourself Is A Little Bit Of Attention.” 


12. “If you can’t take a vacation, take a massage!” -Anonymous 


13. “A Good Weekend Starts With A Positive Attitude And A Great Massage.” 


14. “Fall In Love With Self-Care.” 


15. “Relax, refresh, recharge”


16. “A beautiful day at the spa is what I call heaven on earth.” (Anonymous)


17. “We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time. ” ― Franklin D. Roosevelt


18. “The human body has been designed to resist an infinite number of changes and attacks brought about by its environment. The secret of good health lies in successful adjustment to changing stresses on the body. ”– Harry Johnson


19. “I count on chiropractic sessions to keep my body aligned. Standing for hours can impact my posture, and that can throw the rest of my body out of whack. Acupuncture helps me relax and release stress. I’m also very into massage to help release tension in my back, neck, and shoulders. ” ― Giada De Laurentiis


20. “Monday blues? The answer is always a massage. ” ― Unknown


21. “Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences. ”– Robert Breault


22. “I’ve realized that the most important thing I can do to look good is just treat myself well, whether it’s getting a nice, long massage or just lying low and not going out every single night. ”– Kim Cattrall


23. “I don’t fear death because I don’t fear anything I don’t understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away. ”– Hedy Lamarr


24. “I graduated with a degree in musical theater and no skill in anything else to make money; I wish I had gotten a massage therapy kit or something where I could have made my own money. ”– Kathleen Rose Perkins


25. “That comes from most people having an American film model in their heads which is nothing but a total illusionary masturbatory massage. ”– Peter Greenaway


26. “It’s Not Selfish To Love Yourself, Take Care Of Yourself, And To Make Your Happiness A Priority. It’s Necessary.” 


27. “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. And get a massage – you look really stressed. ” ― Ronald Reagan


28. “If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you. ”– Wanda Sykes


29. Get the kids back to school and then schedule yourself a massage; Relax. No one else knows what they're doing either


30. “Feeling as cool as a cucumber.”


31. “Grab your girls and make it a spa day because you deserve it.”


32. “Massage like the sense of touch has always been a constant in the background, its practice uninterrupted during the passing of the centuries. ” — Dr. Nicholas J. Vardaxis


33. “I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher. ”– A. N. Wilson


34. “I think acupuncture, reflexology, Reiki, and Shiatsu massage are remarkable, and I used them for years to help with injuries and as a preventative measure. ” ― Luke Goss


35. “A Healthy Body Is A Guest-Chamber For The Soul.” 


36. “Thinking only pillow thoughts.”


37. A Good Massage is the Best Medicine


38. “Some days you feel like you’ve had the greatest ego massage, then the next day you’ve been trampled on. ”–Judy Woodruff


39. “Meditation is massage for the mind. ” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana


40. “Unfair and deceptive business practices have been illegal in most states for decades. Yet traffickers routinely use what appear to be legitimate businesses – massage parlors, bars, nail salons – as fronts for their illegal exploitation. It’s the ultimate business scam. ”– Josh Hawley


41. “May your coffee be strong, and may your massage be long… Happy Monday!” ― Unknown


42. “When I really treat myself, I go to incredible Leonor Greyl in Paris for a head massage. ” ― Natalia Vodianova


43. “It is a good day to have a good day!”


44. “You’re Only One Massage Away From A Good Mood!”


45. “A massage is like a hug from the inside out.” – Anonymous 


46. “It’s different for every song. But for ‘Say Something,’ I think it was Chad who had an idea on guitar, and I had an idea on piano for different songs, and we just married them together. We bounce things off each other constantly and kind of massage all these ideas into a three and a half minute pop song. ”– Ian Axel


47. “A Field That Has Rested Gives A Bountiful Crop.” 


48. “Monday… Nothing a massage can’t fix.”


49. “I love to get a massage but I’m quite a baby with it. I don’t like them too hard or anyone walking on me or anything. When it’s good, it’s the best thing ever. When it’s bad, it’s an hour of absolute agony. ”– Lara Stone


50. “Taking time out each day to relax and renew is essential to living well.” (Judith Hanson Lasater)


51. “A Massage Is Just Like A Movie, Really Relaxing And A Total Escape, Except In A Massage You’re The Star – And You Don’t Miss Anything By Falling Asleep!”


52. “Massage has few if any side-effects, is cost-effective, produces at least short-term benefits, and since people typically enjoy massage, they tend to be compliant about attending sessions. ”– Sandy Fitz


53. “3 things you must do today: schedule a massage, get a massage, and schedule your next massage. ” ― Unknown


54. “Massage is the answer…who cares what the question is!” – Unknown


55. “Oil your hair and take a head massage as often as possible for better blood circulation. ” ― Sridevi


56. “A place to unwind…..the body, mind and soul” 


57. “Happiness looks gorgeous on you!”


58. “Massage is not only a luxury, but also a necessity for health.” – Unknown 


59. “Rest and your energy will be restored.” (Lailah Gifty Akita)


60. “Too zen to give a damn.”


61. “Massage has had a positive effect on every medical condition we’ve looked at. ” — Tiffany Field, Ph. D


62. “Anyone wishing to study medicine must master the art of massage. ”– Hippocrates


63. “Find a way to get a full-body massage every day. ” ― S. Jay Olshansky


64. “One of my personal indulgences is getting a weekly massage – it helps to re-align my body. I usually feel so much less tense after I’ve gotten rid of some knots in my shoulders and back. ” ― Noureen DeWulf


65. “Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but…”– Emo Philips


66. “Spa Is An International Word – One Whose Meaning Is The Same In Any Language”


67. “Massage day is the best day of the week. ” ― Unknown


68. “Relaxing Brings Weakness When Done By A Muscle, But Brings Strength When Done By A Person.” 


69. “Stress, headache, anxiety, toxins, pain, depression, muscle aches. Let it all go with massage.” (Anonymous)


70. “A massage isn’t really complete until you fall asleep. ”


71. “When you massage someone, the levels of oxytocin go up in the brain, and oxytocin is one of the chemicals that drive attachment. ” ― Helen Fisher


72. “True meditation is letting go of manipulating our experience.” (Adyashanti)


73. “Massage day is the best day of the week.”


74. “What’s the difference between a massage and a root canal? Nothing, except one hurts more than the other!”


75. “One of my personal indulgences is getting a weekly massage – it helps to re-align my body. I usually feel so much less tense after I’ve gotten rid of some knots in my shoulders and back. ”– Noureen DeWulf


76. “The greatest gift you can give yourself is a little bit of your own attention.” (Anthony J. D’Angelo)


77. “Cheers to spending all day in a cozy bathrobe.”


78. “A beautiful day at the spa is what I call heaven on earth.” 


79. “Self-Care And Chill Kind Of Day.” 


80. “If you see what you do each day as your way of loving the world and helping it heal, then life gets to be a lot different. The difference between burning up and burning out is the difference between loving what you are doing and not loving it. ”– Bernie Siegel


81. “When all else fails, get a massage. ” ― Unknown


82. ” In this hectic life, we have no time to take care of ourselves, hence massage is needed for rejuvenation and stress reduction. A lot of people are looking for quick fixes: like, they are taking medications, and they are doing other things which are not healthy. But massage is very holistic and natural. ”– Nargis Fakhri


83. “Spoil yourself today”


84. “A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system. ”– Jean Cocteau


85. “A lot of people are looking for quick fixes: like, they are taking medications, and they are doing other things which are not healthy. But massage is very holistic and natural. ”– Nargis Fakhri


86. “An hour a week for yourself is really important – have a massage, a facial or even go for a walk alone in the park. ” ― Daisy Lowe


87. “A massage is like a hug from the inside out.” -Anonymous


88. “A massage isn’t just a luxury; it’s an essential part of staying healthy and feeling great.” – Anonymous 


89. “Saturday is a day for the spa. Relax, indulge, enjoy, and love yourself, too.” (Ana Monnar)


90. “Spa is an international word-one whose meaning is the same in any language.” (Jo Foley)


91. “I take a massage each week. This isn’t an indulgence, it’s an investment in your full creative expression/productivity/passion and sustained good health. ” ― Robin S. Sharma


92. “Time spent getting a massage is never wasted.” – Unknown


93. “Each State has its own health insurance mandates, and some of them are good, but there are about 1,800 of them all across the Nation, including provisions for acupuncturists, massage therapists, and hair replacements. ”– Timothy Murphy


94. “Hot tub, steam room, sauna, massage, repeat.”


95. “My one guilty pleasure is, every airport, I will drop everything to get an airport massage at those kiosks. ” ― Tyler Oakley


96. “When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine’s Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath. ”– Tom Cullen


97. “The best spas in the world have sensitive therapists who make sure that you find your way back to your soul.” (Martin Nicholas Kunz)


98. “I don’t save my legs for my boyfriend.. I shave for the women that does my pedicure!”


99.   “Sleep. It’s like giving yourself a massage. ” — Bethenny Frankel


100. Massages Rejuvenate Your Body


101. Get Creative With Your Massage


102. “They say you can’t buy happiness. But you can buy a massage, and that’s kind of the same thing.”


103. “It’s Monday, time to sparkle and shine!” ― Unknown


104. “To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn’t hurt. ” ― Olivia Newton-John


105. “Massage is not just a luxury it is a way to a happier healthier life.” (Anonymous)


106. “Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.” (Sophia Loren)


107. “You don’t need to go to the spa if you want to be pampered, just marry someone with strong hands.”


108. “There are some things in life where it’s better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. ” ― Al Michaels


109. Enjoy Some Self Care


110. “Yes – it’s the same in any other work – the more you massage your thinking the more capable I believe you are of expanding how you go about things and learning. ” — Siobhan Davies


111. “I’m so relaxed I could melt into this table!”


112. “Great skin doesn’t happen by chance, it happens by appointment.” (Anonymous)


113. “I don’t fear death because I don’t fear anything I don’t understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away. ”– Hedy Lamarr


114. “When you touch – don’t take. Touch people only when you are giving something – reassurance, support, encouragement, whatever. ”– Ken Blanchard


115. “Gentle massage given overtime can release tension and encourage acceptance of touch. ” — Marybetts Sinclair


116. “I once stayed at a Ritz in D. C. , paid for by a client, and when I asked to change rooms because mine smelled of smoke, the hotel immediately found me a better room, then paid for my dinner and drinks and even threw in a free massage to compensate me for the very minor inconvenience. ”– Shawn Achor


117. “Keep calm and get your spa day on” 


118. “Relaxation is a stepping Stone to tranquility.”


119. “It feels like getting a back massage from the Grim Reaper: one must get comfortable with the most horrifying things in the world. ”– Gerald R. Ford


120. “Being happy never goes out of style!”


121. “I love pampering myself, so going for a massage or getting a mani-pedi makes me feel instantly better. When my nails are done I feel so much better – it’s the little things that make me so happy, and you literally feel polished. ”– Jessica Lowndes


122. “Beautiful skin requires commitment not a miracle.” 


123. “The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It’s so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30 massage as opposed to a bad $265 massage. ”– Josh Brolin


124. “I’d rather be getting a massage. ” ― Unknown


125. “If you can’t get to the spa, the spa will come to you!”


126. “Sometimes, You Need To Just Let Go And Have A Spa Day!” 


127. “Relax Like Your Life Depends On It!” 


128. “You dig deep beyond those scars and find that soft tissue again, and you massage and nurture it and bring it to life, little by little, through serving yourself well. I did it through hikes and vitamins and therapy and prayer and good friends. ”– Katy Perry


129. “A massage is like a hug from the inside out!”


130. “Just give me a massage table to lay on, some oils to put on my body, and some light piano music to help me live my best life.” (Anonymous)


131. “Your calm mind is the ultimate weapon against your challenges. So relax.” Bryant McGill


132. “Sometimes a massage is the only thing that makes sense.” – Unknown


133. “Totally blissed out.”


134. “After a grueling leg workout nothing feels better than a slow, deep massage on your quads. ”– Robert Cheeke


135. “Invest in your body, your soul will thank you.” (Anonymous)


136. “I like getting massages regularly. So much so, that I built a massage room adjacent to my office. ” ― Stewart Rahr


137. “Massage: Taking time out to relax and rejuvenate!”


138. “Facials are workouts for your skin”


139. “I get a lymphatic massage every two weeks, and afterward, I have more energy and brighter skin. ” ― Hannah Bronfman


140. “A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you’re the star. And you don’t miss anything by falling asleep!” (Elizabeth Jane Howard)


141. “What If We Recharged Ourselves As Often As We Did With Our Phones?”


142. “A smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman’s body”


143. “Sometimes The Best Thing To Do Is Just Call It A Day And Go Get A Massage.” 


144. “Relax. No one else knows what they’re doing either.” (Ricky Gervais)


145. Spread Joy With Massage Quotes


146. “Massage is not just a luxury it is a way to a happier healthier life.”


147. “Pain is inevitable, but feeling good is a choice.” -Anonymous


148. Enjoy the Little Things


149. “Sweat off the stress”


150. “All I want is world peace and a pedicure”


151. “Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today.” – Thomas Jefferson


152. “Massage therapy – the original mood enhancer.” (Anonymous)


153. “Everyday is a great day for a sauna day”


154. “I love a massage. I’d go every day if I could. I don’t need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage. ” ― Jason Bateman


155. “At noon I get to the gym to do my boxing workout. Three hours there. Rest. Once in a while I get a massage, because I need it once in while. ” ― Juan Manuel Marquez


156. “Relax, Refresh, Recharge.” 


157. “Happiness is massage day.”


158. “Less stress.. More Facials.” 


159. “Take rest; A field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.” (Ovid)


160. “I get massages almost daily. Sometimes I fall asleep during the massage, but it’s very important to have deep-tissue massages because that type recovers muscles best. ” ― Ana Ivanovic


161. “Massage is the study of anatomy in braille. ” ― Jack Meagher


162. “I like a deep sports massage – a casual beating up. I try to get them whenever I can, usually more if I’m getting in shape for a role. ” ― Chris Pine


163. “Less Stress, More Facials.” 


164. “If I had my life do over again I would find you sooner so I could love longer. ” 


165. “The thought of a spa treatment is lovely, but I’d be lying there having a massage and worrying about how much I had to do. I’m not very good at relaxing! “– Louise Nurding


166. “I love a good massage, and they gotta go deep. ” ― Zoe Lister-Jones


167. “Take A Deep Breath And Just Enjoy Life.” 


168. “Find a way to get a full-body massage every day. ”– S. Jay Olshansky


169. “Massages make the world go round.” -Anonymous 


170. “Invest In Your Body, Your Soul Will Thank You.”


171. “A massage isn’t complete until you’ve heard at least one bone crack.”


172. “I love a massage and a bath. I don’t drink – I’ll have a sip, but I’ve never been drunk – and I don’t smoke. I envy people who have those releases. They just have a drink or a cigarette, and they feel better. I have to brave it through the whole day on my own. ”– Jennifer Lopez


173. “I’m really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that’s genuinely better than any massage. ” ― Emilia Clarke


174. Massages Keep You Healthy


175. “Want to try it?” Dad offered, patting the arm of the chair. “Fifteen different kinds of massage. It analyzes your back muscles and makes recommendations. It also grabs and stretches the thigh and calf muscles. ” “No, thanks. I prefer my furniture to keep its hands to itself. ”– Lisa Kleypas


176. “I’m not worried about what part of their life they needed to massage in order to achieve something that I get to experience as transcendent. Because that’s the point of literature, I think: to connect. ”– John D’Agata


177. Relaxation is Key


178. “The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day. ” ― Hippocrates


179. “Massage Therapists~ Changing lives one appointment at a time.”


180. “Taking Time Out Of Each Day To Relax And Renew Is Essential To Living Well.” 


181. “There are some things in life where it’s better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. ”– Al Michaels


182. “Life is not perfect. But your nails can be!”


183. “Take care of your Body.. It’s the only place you have to live.” (Anonymous)


184. “Give your body a little love, it deserves it.” 


185. “I like a deep sports massage – a casual beating up. I try to get them whenever I can, usually more if I’m getting in shape for a role. ”– Chris Pine


186. “The time to relax is when you have no time for it. ” ― Sydney J. Harris


187. “Keep Calm And Get Your Spa Day On!” 


188. ” If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. ”– Christiaan Barnard


189. “If I have the opportunity, a massage or facial is a great way to take a little ‘me time. ”– Tess Holiday


190. “There are other ways I think of myself as spoiling myself … I … get a massage once a week. Other people can, I didn’t used to, and I can now. ”– Steve Ballmer


191. “I have a massage when I want to relax. I love being pampered. I love island massages when you’re outside in the fresh air. ” ― Angie Stone


192. “Massage therapy has been shown to relieve depression, especially in people who have chronic fatigue syndrome; other studies also suggest benefit for other populations. ” ― Andrew Weil


193. “Take time to get a massage. Your body will thank you.” – Anonymous 


194. “Massage like the sense of touch has always been a constant in the background, its practice uninterrupted during the passing of the centuries. ”– Dr. Nicholas J. Vardaxis


195. “Take care of your Body.. It’s the only place you have to live.”


196. “For many people, managing pain involves using prescription medicine in combination with complementary techniques like physical therapy, acupuncture, yoga and massage. I appreciate this because I truly believe medical care should address the person as a whole & their mind, body, and spirit. ”– Naomi Judd


197. “Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes.” (Sophia Loren)


198. “He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband?” ― Jill Shalvis


199. “Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes. ” ― Jeaniene Frost


200. “Anybody who is anybody seems to be getting a lift – by plastic surgery these days. It’s the new world wide craze that combines the satisfactions of psychoanalysis, massage, and a trip to the beauty salon. ”– Eugenia Sheppard


201. “There’s no such thing as too many massages – just not enough time in the day to get them all in!”


202. “When I was living in Los Angeles, I always booked a moisturizing milk-and-honey massage the day before flying to Spain. It was heaven – I never got dry plane skin or felt stiff from sitting in one position. ” ― Carolina Herrera


203. “Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences. ” ― Robert Breault


204. “Self-care and chill kind of day.”


205. “Indulgence comes in all varieties: a mouthful of gourmet chocolate, a hot stone massage, a week in Paris or 20 uninterrupted minutes to get


206. “Massage therapy: Turning stress into relaxation, one stroke at a time. ” · 2. “The only thing better than getting a massage is having someone 


207. “Sometimes you have to just let go…. and have a spa day!”


208. “Tension Is Who You Think You Should Be. Relaxation Is Who You Are.” 


209. “For $60, I once bought a neck massage at a ‘massage parlor’ that advertised in ‘The Washington Post. ”– Gene Weingarten


210. “Yes – it’s the same in any other work – the more you massage your thinking the more capable I believe you are of expanding how you go about things and learning. ”– Siobhan Davies


211. “The best way to forget your problems is by having someone rub your back”


212. “Within you, there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time and be yourself.” (Hermann Hesse)


213. “Taking time to do nothing often brings everything into perspective.” (Doe Zantamata)


214. . . Having Fabulous Nails is a choice!. . . Life is not perfect. But your nails can be! Monday; nothing a good 


215. “I like a semi-stressful massage – one where I can really feel something being worked out. ”– Emily Weiss


216. “A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you’re the star. And you don’t miss anything by falling asleep!” – Elizabeth Jane Howard


217. “Massage therapy – the original mood enhancer.” 


218. “Massage day is the best day of the week.” (Anonymous)


219. “Massage is not just a luxury. It’s a way of a healthier, happier life.” – Unknown


220. “A good spirit is like a muscle. If you do not work and exercise it and massage it in a good and positive way it will eventually wither and die. ” — Brandon Astor Jones


221. “Time to relax…..”


222. “When I was living in Los Angeles, I always booked a moisturizing milk-and-honey massage the day before flying to Spain. It was heaven – I never got dry plane skin or felt stiff from sitting in one position. ”– Carolina Herrera


223. “A massage is like a hug for your muscles.” -Anonymous 


224. “Go On – Treat Yourself.” 


225. “I’m so tense I need someone to untie my knots”


226. “Monday: Nothing A Massage Can’t Fix.” 


227. “Painters should shut up and paint and when we stop painting we should dance or have sex or get a massage or take a shower and we shouldn’t be talking about painting. ”– Chris Martin


228. “Do Something Your Future Self Will Thank You For.” 


229. “Massage Is Not A Luxury; It’s A Way Towards A Happier Life.” 


230. “The only thing better than getting a massage is giving one!” – Anonymous 


231. “Relax, renew, refresh.” 


232. “Don’t forget to pamper yourself” 


233. “Massage: Because punching people is frowned upon”


234. “When you realize today is massage day. ” ― Unknown


235. “All I want is world peace and a pedicure” 


236. “The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day.” – Hippocrates


237. “A healthy body is a guest-chamber for the soul.” (Francis Bacon)


238. “Airline glamour never promised anything as mundane as elbow room, much less a flat bed, a massage, or an arugula salad. It promised a better world. Service and dress reflected the more formal era, but no one expected air travel to be comfortable. It was amazing just to have hot food above the clouds”– Virginia Postrel


239. “It’s not selfish to love yourself, take care of yourself, and to make your happiness a priority. It’s necessary.” (Mandy Hals)


240. “A good weekend starts with a positive attitude and a great massage.”


241. “I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. · 2. “Massage therapy has been shown to relieve depression, especially 


242. “Take a deep breath. Inhale peace. Exhale happiness.” (A.D. Posey)


243. “I try to get away from the pits as quickly as I can. I speak to my engineer when I get out of the car. Usually, there’s some press to do, then I will go off and have a shower and get my dry, clean overalls and clothing on. I’ll have a massage, stretch, and something to eat. I don’t sleep, but I try to close my eyes for a while. ” ― Allan McNish


244. “Relax, renew, refresh.” (Anonymous)


245. “I always think I look better after a yoga class. It’s the same as a massage. We look so amazing after a massage because we’re relaxed. ”– Andie MacDowell


246. “Monday; nothing a good massage can’t fix!” ― Unknown


247. “The human body was designed to walk, run or stop; it wasn’t built for coasting. ’– Cullen Hightower


248. “Touch the body. Heal the mind. Calm the spirit.” (Anonymous)


249. “A massage is like a mini-vacation for your body and soul. ”


250. “Massages are luxuries you can’t afford to miss. ” ― Unknown


251. “I’m really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that’s genuinely better than any massage. ”– Emilia Clarke


252. “Relax like your life depends on it”


253. ” I’m the type of woman you might say is too good. I’ll massage a man’s feet, have dinner cooked when he gets home. But once they leave, the door is closed, and the locks are changed. ”– Angie Stone


254. “Trust me. You need me to knead you”


255. “Normally, I rely heavily on my director to massage me out of my actor comfort zones. ”– Vera Farmiga


256. “Having Fabulous Nails is a choice!” 


257. “Beautiful skin doesn’t come from makeup it comes from your esthetician.” 


258. “If you’re looking for relaxation, try getting a massage from someone who’s never had one before.”


259. “The best way to relax is with a massage…and maybe some chocolate too!”


260. “A good weekend starts with a positive attitude and a great massage.” (Anonymous)


261. “Massage isn’t just a luxury. It’s an investment in your health.” – Unknown 


262. “A good massage therapist will always leave you feeling more relaxed than when you first arrived.” – Unknown 


263. “The best way to relax and rejuvenate yourself is with a good massage.” – Anonymous


264. “Massage is an art of healing with your hands, heart, and soul.” – Anonymous 


265. “Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.” (Robert Breault)


266. “Massage therapy has been shown to relieve depression, especially in people who have chronic fatigue syndrome; other studies also suggest benefit for other populations. ”– Andrew Weil


267. “They Say You Can’t Buy Happiness – But You Can Buy A Massage, And That’s Kind Of The Same Thing.” 


268. “True Meditation Is Letting Go Of Manipulating Our Experiences.” 


269. “Rule number one is, don’t sweat the small stuff. Rule number two is, it’s all small stuff.”


270. “Less stress.. More Facials.” (Anonymous)


271. “I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That’s a perfect night alone for me. ” ― Stacy Keibler


272. “Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just in need of a massage.” (Anonymous)


273. “An oil massage, a hot bath, a good night’s sleep, soft smells and music and clothes with soft textures denote sensuality to me. ” ― Padma Lakshmi


274. “Relaxing brings weakness, when done by a muscle; but brings strength, when done by a person.” (Mokokoma Mokhonoana)


275. “Anyone wishing to study medicine must master the art of massage. ” ― Hippocrates


276. “Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack. We give it orders which make no sense. ”– Henry Miller


277. “Too Zen To Give A Damn!” 


278. “Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today. ” ― Thomas Jefferson


279. “The greatest gift to yourself is a little bit of attention.”


280. “I do work too hard sometimes, but my mom is such an inspiration. She tells me to ‘chill out’ and not take things so seriously. She will say: ‘Go and have a massage. ”– Josh Peck


281. “To twist and stretch is a body holiday. There is the unexpected delight in meeting earth and sky at the same moment! Gravity.” (Yanda Scaravelli)


282. “Your ability to generate power is directly proportional to your ability to relax.” (David Allen)


283. “Beautiful skin requires commitment not a miracle.” (Anonymous)


284. Take Time Out for Self-Care


285. “Reflexology is unique for every person because every person is unique and reflexology is unique.” – Unknown


286. “My purpose as an artist is to heal the divided feminine in our culture. Well, okay wait, that sounds incredibly cheesy and like something a massage therapist might do at Esalen. ”– Jill Soloway


287. “Take a deep breath and just enjoy life” 


288. “Massage Therapists: Changing Lives One Appointment At A Time.” 


289. “A massage is like a snowflake; no two are ever alike.” – Unknown 


290. Stress Less, Relax More


291. “At the age of 19, the day after I graduated high school, I moved to a place where it snowed, and I became a massage therapist. With this job, all I needed were my hands and my massage table by my side and I could go anywhere. For the first time in my life, I felt free, independent, and completely in control of my life. ”– Amy Purdy


292. “Touch the body. Heal the mind. Calm the spirit.” 


293. “Do more of what makes you happy.” – “You’re only one massage away from a good mood.” (Anonymous)


294. “In this hectic life, we have no time to take care of ourselves, hence massage is needed for rejuvenation and stress reduction. A lot of people are looking for quick fixes: like, they are taking medications, and they are doing other things which are not healthy. But massage is very holistic and natural. ” ― Nargis Fakhri


295. “Never let stress shape your strategy. Most women think better after a brisk walk, a light meal, a massage and a nap. ”– Barbara Taylor Bradford


296. “Nothing beats a really rough massage. I really hate a man who goes all limp when he’s doing a massage. Who needs a soft massage? Just get in there and rub me hard or don’t bother. ”– Charisma Carpenter


297. “So Sorry, I Couldn’t See You Through The Cucumbers On My Eyes.” 


298. “It’s a good idea to always do something relaxing before making an important decision in your life.” (Paulo Coelho)


299. ” · “They say you can't buy happiness. · “Massage Therapists~ 


300. “Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to add consequences.” – Robert Breault


301. “A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you’re the star. And you don’t miss anything by falling asleep!”– Elizabeth Jane Howard


302. “I love a long, deep-tissue massage where they really get in there and remove the knots!” ― Ashley Roberts


303. “The time to relax is when you have no time for it” (Sydney J. Harris)


304. “A good massage therapist will always leave you wanting more!”


305. “It feels like getting a back massage from the Grim Reaper: one must get comfortable with the most horrifying things in the world. ” ― Gerald R. Ford


306. “I love pampering myself, so going for a massage or getting a mani-pedi makes me feel instantly better. When my nails are done I feel so much better – it’s the little things that make me so happy, and you literally feel polished. ” ― Jessica Lowndes


307. “Until further notice, assume I’m out of the office.”


308. “The preservation of health is easier than the cure of the disease.” (B.J. Palmer)


309. “I try to get away from the pits as quickly as I can. I speak to my engineer when I get out of the car. Usually, there’s some press to do, then I will go off and have a shower and get my dry, clean overalls and clothing on. I’ll have a massage, stretch, and something to eat. I don’t sleep, but I try to close my eyes for a while. ”– Allan McNish


310. “Relaxation is a stepping Stone to tranquility.” (Anonymous)


311. “A good massage is absolute heaven. I usually fall asleep on the massage table. ” — Fearne Cotton


312. “Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren’t there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means ‘nothing’. ” ― Triple H


313. “The sensation of energy expands with increasing relaxation.” (Ilchi Lee)


314. ” · “Totally blissed out. ” · “Relax, refresh, recharge” · “Until 


315. “Instant access to anything is the future. So if you need a tutor or a baby sitter or a massage or any service, it’s going to be instantly available, 24 hours a day, through your phone, with one click. ”– Jason Calacanis


316. “Do something today that your future self will thank you for.” (Sean Patrick Flanery)


317. “A massage is like a hug from the inside”


318. “Spa days are a necessity not a luxury.” 


319. “I love intense, deep-tissue massages. Any kind of foot massage, body massage, I’m into it. ” — Karrueche Tran


320. “Your Calm Mind Is The Ultimate Weapon Against Your Challenges.” 


321. “Sometimes the best thing to do is just call it a day and go get a massage.” – Anonymous)


322. “Has anyone seen my chill? I must have left it somewhere.”


323. “Massage. When your brain needs a hug. ” ― Unknown


324. “Sometimes you have to just let go…. and have a spa day!” (Anonymous)


325. “I’ve realized that the most important thing I can do to look good is just treat myself well, whether it’s getting a nice, long massage or just lying low and not going out every single night. ”– Kim Cattrall


326. “Beautiful skin doesn’t come from makeup it comes from your esthetician.” (Anonymous)


327. “Massage: Because you deserve it”


328. “Rest and be thankful.” (William Wadsworth)


329. “I count on chiropractic sessions to keep my body aligned. Standing for hours can impact my posture, and that can throw the rest of my body out of whack. Acupuncture helps me relax and release stress. I am also very into massage to help release tension in my back, neck, and shoulders. ”– Giada De Laurentiis


330. “I’ve never missed a flight. And I don’t see any reason in cutting it close because airports are pleasurable for me: You can go to the restaurant, get a massage, browse books, sit at a bar, check emails. ”– Geoffrey Zakarian


331. “Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream.” (John Lennon)


332. “Asking Senator Fulbright’s advice on foreign policy is like asking the Boston Strangler to massage your neck. ”– Spiro T. Agnew


333. “Time spent getting a massage is never wasted.” 


334. “This must be the art of doing nothing at all.”


335. “My massage therapy is not a luxury, it’s a necessity.” – Unknown


336. “A good massage is like a hug from the inside out.” – Anonymous 


337. “I think massage is a very important part of life, which is present from centuries as an imminent part of India’s tradition. ” ― Nargis Fakhri


338. “My smile has been my ticket to the world. Smiling releases the same feel-good hormones you get jogging. Caring for your lips and gums is important. I brush my teeth morning and night, alternating toothpaste brands. In addition to flossing, I use a Water Pik to massage my gums and remove food particles. ”– Christie Brinkley


339. “All I Want Is World Peace – And A Pedicure.”


340. “Keep calm and make a self-care plan.”


341. “I get massages almost daily. Sometimes I fall asleep during the massage, but it’s very important to have deep-tissue massages because that type recovers muscles best. ”– Ana Ivanovic


342. “I like a semi-stressful massage – one where I can really feel something being worked out. ” – Emily Weiss


343. “A good massage is like laughter – it’s infectious!” 


344. “Trust Me. You Need Me To Knead You.” 


345. “Aging is a fact of life. Looking your age does not have to be.”


346. “The best thing about getting a massage is that you don’t have to do any talking; just enjoy it!”


347. “I don’t fear death because I don’t fear anything I don’t understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away. ” ― Hedy Lamarr


348. “I take a massage each week. This isn’t an indulgence; it’s an investment in your full creative expression/productivity/passion and sustained good health. ”– Robin S. Sharma


349. “Massage therapists listen with their hands and their hearts.” (Anonymous)


350. “Great skin doesn’t happen by chance, it happens by appointment.”


351. “I love a spa day, so put me in a hot tub and give me a massage, and I am a very happy girl. ” ― Ashley Roberts


352. “Assuming I’m home and don’t have an event, I’ll have a massage or I’ll talk on the phone. ” ― Donna Karan


353. “Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.” (Chinese Proverb)


354. “If I have the opportunity, a massage or facial is a great way to take a little ‘me time. ’” ― Tess Holliday


355. “Aromatherapy without massage is like an orchestra without a conductor. ” ― Robert Tisserand


356. “Massage is very important for relaxing. ” ― Andrew Tan


357. “Great Nails will often solve many problems.” 


358. “Mondays need massages”


359. “There are some things in life where it’s better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them.” – Al Michaels


360. “Massage is my cardio!” ― Unknown


361. “I’d rather get a massage and get the problem rubbed out than taking a pill and just feeling drugged out.” – Unknown


362. “Great Skin Doesn’t Happen By Chance, It Happens By Appointment.” 


363. “Sometimes letting things go is an act of far greater power than defending or hanging on.” (Eckhart Tolle)


364. “I used to be able to practice, get a massage, have something to eat and feel ready for the rest of the day. ”– Robin Soderling


365. “Classical or gentle massage causes a surge in oxytocin that reduces anxiety and pain perception. ” ― Simon Marshall


366. “Can’t come to the phone right now, I’m too busy relaxing.”


367. “On your feet all day? You owe your feet a massage.” – Unknown


368. “You’re only one massage away from a good mood.” 


369. “Getting a massage is also a great way to relax your muscles. Massage reduces pain, stress, and anxiety, and it improves sleep. The wide-ranging effects likely result from the fact that massage boosts your serotonin and dopamine levels and decreases cortisol. ” ― Alex Korb


370. “No one can ever heap enough insults upon me to suit my taste. I think we all really thrive on hostility, because it’s the most intense kind of massage the ego can undergo. Other people’s indifference is the only horror. ”– Paul Bowles


371. “I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That’s a perfect night alone for me. ”– Stacy Keibler


372. “Give your body a little love, it deserves it.” (Anonymous)


373. “I’ve realized that the most important thing I can do to look good is just treat myself well, whether it’s getting a nice, long massage or just lying low and not going out every single night. ” – Kim Cattrall


374. “The only thing better than getting a massage is having someone else pay for it!”


375. “Facials are workouts for your skin” 


376. “Thinking Only Pillow Thoughts.” 


377. “Saturday Is A Day For The Spa. Relax, Indulge, Enjoy And Love Yourself Too.” 


378. “The massage therapist doesn’t ask questions, the massage therapist understands. ” ― Unknown


379. “I’ve learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. ”– Maya Angelou


380. “I have a massage when I want to relax. I love being pampered. I love island massages when you’re outside in the fresh air. ”– Angie Stone


381. “Aromatherapy without massage is like an orchestra without a conductor. ”– Rober Tisserand


382. “You’re only one massage away from a good mood.”


383. “When in doubt, zen it out.”


384. “Hot Tub, Steam Room, Sauna, Massage, Repeat.” 

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