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400 Best Funny Please Do Not Disturb Quotes: Get Some Peace

1. “If found sleeping do not disturb.”


2. “If I could go back to the day we met, I would turn around and leave.”


3. “I never have tantrums. If anything makes me mad, I’m silent. If I’m not talking, leave me alone.” ~ Pat Nixon


4. “Your options: 1. Love me 2. Leave me alone.”


5. “Don’t disturb me am on healing myself.”


6. “It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone.”


7. “Don’t disturb me. I’m tired of fake people.”


8. “Once you feel you are avoided by someone, never disturb them again.”


9. “Just leave me alone. I’m not myself. I’m falling apart, and I don’t want you here.” – Daniel Keyes


10. “Some people can sometimes really invade your space and kind of never leave you alone.”- Julia Louis-Dreyfus


11. “If I leave you alone, and you leave me alone, we are both better off. And I will leave you alone if you leave me alone. And there is a lot of traction to be gained from that.”- William G. Kline


12. “Don’t disturb my peace if you are not ready for me. I’m a whole blessing, not some damn fling.”


13. “Loneliness is very good feeling when it is created by our-self, but it is the worse feeling when it is gifted by others.”


14. “Quiet please. Do not disturb.”


15. “Leave me alone. I’m fine.” ~ Barry White


16. To be alone is to be different and to be different is to be alone. ~Unknown


17. “Don’t disturb me because you’re “Bored”. I’m not here to entertain you.”


18. “Some people can sometimes really invade your space and kind of never leave you alone.” – Julia Louis-Dreyfus


19. “Love never fails and when it fails in life then it’s not loved!”


20. “Do not disturb! I’m hungry and dangerous.”


21. “I felt disturbed a lot, and now I cannot disturb my endless thoughts on you.”


22. “Your options: 1. Love me 2. Leave me alone.”


23. “It is not worth the while to let our imperfections disturb us always.”


24. “Let me be me, or let me be.”- Anthony Liccione


25. “Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.”