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900 Funny Motivational Tuesday Quotes For Your Morning (2023)

Updated: Jan 15

1. “Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.” – Unknown

2. “It's only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday!”- Unknown

3. The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

4. There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

5. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

6. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? – Steven Wright

7. Good Morning Tuesday! Wishing you a blooming great day! - Unknown

8. A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

9. I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.

10. You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.

11. The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does. Proverb

12. I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill

13. “Have a beautiful Tuesday. All I have is all I need and all I need is all I have in this moment.” – Bryan Katie

14. “Your best days are not behind you. They’re in front of you.” – Joel Osteen

15. “A fresh start, a clean slate, and a lot of potential for great things to come. That is what Tuesdays really are.”- Unknown