1,000 Inspirational Coffee Quotes To Wake You Up (2023)
1. “If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.” — Sydney Smith
2. Coffee is the best Tuesday motivation.
3. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson
4. Your daily commute or mid-day slouch at the office will never be the same once you’ve discovered the joy of drinking coffee on a Tuesday morning.
5. Wake up, drink coffee, cheers to life.
6. "Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.” – Nanea Hoffman
7. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.” – J.S. Bach
8. Monday, I will slay thee with a mighty cup of coffee.
9. Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t.
10. A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it. Unknown
11. "Your bright smile is all that I need to start my day, but some coffee with you this morning will only brighten my day.”
12. Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. Nanea Hoffman
13. "You have a cute yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hands. All that remains is a good morning message from me. Have a great morning!
14. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” — Rohan Marley
15. Good morning, coffee.
16. A little coffee, and I am ready to take on the world with a smile. The true joy of a cup of coffee is found in the morning.
17. It's coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early. - Unknown
18. “There are people who are addicted to sadness the way others are addicted to coffee or cigarettes.”― Marty Rubin
19. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey
20. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'”
21. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” – Rian Aditia
22. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” — Steven Wright
23. Depresso: the feeling you get when you run out of coffee.
24. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'” – Jim Carrey
25. A good day starts with a positive attitude and a great cup of coffee.
26. There’s something about a good cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning.
27. “Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.”
28. “Nothing stands between a girl and her coffee.”
29. “Today will be one of those days that even my coffee will need a coffee.”
30. Start each day with a grateful heart. Also, coffee.
31. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” — Bill Cosby
32. "Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.”
33. “You do so much each day and expect so little in return. Fresh coffee and breakfast is waiting for you in the kitchen. I hope your day is as beautiful as you are.”
34. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.” – Turkish Proverb
35. “Coffee first. Schemes later.” ― Leanna Renee Hieber
36. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” – Henry Rollins
37. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” — Clark Gable
38. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.”
39. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” — Rian Aditia
40. “Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.” — Jonathan Swift
41. “The weather might be cold, but at least our chocolates and coffee are warm.”
42. Happy Tuesday! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee.
43. "I hope you have a lot of coffee today because you’re going to need some.”
44. Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee.
45. Wake up and smell the coffee. Of the flowers, that is. #bloomingbeauties
46. Sip a cup of coffee, listen to some tunes and enjoy life.
47. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.” ~ Anonymous
48. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee. Unknown
49. “Without coffee, nothing gets written. Period.”
50. I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. Clark Gable
51. I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bada** I’m going to be this week.
52. I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. Napoleon Bonaparte
53. “A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.”
54. “May your coffee be strong, your SPF stronger, and your Monday short.” – Unknown
55. I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. Abigail Reynolds
56. “You can do it.” – Coffee motivational quotes
57. “Insert coffee to begin.”
58. “You need some coffee, don’t you?”
59. You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage for Tuesday.
60. I’m not one of those people who wakes up and thinks, ‘Bring on the day!’ I have to have about seven pints of coffee before I’m even remotely awake.” Stacey London
61. A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent. Unknown
62. “Beautiful, I need you like I need the coffee in the morning. Good morning!”
63. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried–up piece of goat.”
64. “Some girsls just want fun.I just want to have coffee.”
65. “Listen, before I had my coffee, I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today, either.”
66. “What do you want? Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare
67. Let’s dance, walk out of the rain, and have a cup of coffee. Coffee is good for your body, mind, and soul.
68. Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.
69. There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. Rian Aditia
70. “Among the numerous luxuries of the table… coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable.” — Benjamin Franklin
71. “I’ll have a side of beach with my morning coffee” – Unknown
72. You’ve got a job to do. Make it happen with a cup of coffee and a smile on your face.
73. “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.”
74. All you need is love and a cup of coffee
75. “Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we’re going to get done today.” – Unknown
76. I coffee because Monday happens every week.
77. Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better. Justina Headley
78. A day without coffee is…just kidding, I have no idea.
79. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” – Wendell Holmes Sr.
80. “Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!”
81. “Cheers to Sunday. Snuggle by the fire, read a good book, have a hot cup of coffee (or two), watch an old movie, relax and enjoy the day.” – Unknown
82. “Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!”
83. Your Tuesday morning has suddenly become so exciting. This is the perfect start to your day with a cup of coffee. Coffee is the perfect way to start each and every work week.
84. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Paul Erdos
85. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”
86. “I don’t want coffee within the morning. All I need is your love to offer me that greater boost I want to make it through the day.”
87. happy 2nd Anniversary baby. you are my life and my whole world. thanks for all those sleepless nights and endless cups of coffee <3
88. coffee in sunshine says it's monday, you can do this.
89. You are my laughter and my light, I love you more than coffee & wine! Happy Birthday to our sweetheart!!
90. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another one.”
91. “I can’t imagine a day without coffee! I can’t imagine.” –Howard Schultz
92. Coffee is like life. It’s hard, sometimes, it feels like you’re not making any progress, but the finished product tastes good.
93. “Your morning coffee will be made perfect, with a teaspoon of my love and a pinch of my hugs.”
94. Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed. Unknown
95. “Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.”
96. Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Bill Gates
97. “Grab a coffee. Journal your intentions. Get to work. Create miracles.”— Elyse Santilli
98. “May your coffee be stronger than any challenges you face today. But if not, remember: DON’T throw your cup at anyone. You need it for refills.” – Nanea Hoffman
99. “Live on coffee and flowers.”
100. If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. Mae West
101. "Just like how a beautiful morning is incomplete without its orange hue, my morning coffee is incomplete without texting you. Good morning.”
102. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.”— Napoleon Bonaparte
103. The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks. Sir James MacKintosh
104. “It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Oh wait, no. It’s Tuesday and I need some coffee.”- Unknown
105. “When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” – Emo Phillips
106. “I drank coffee before it was cool.”
107. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.”—AJ Lee
108. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”—Hugh Jackman
109. You can’t imagine how happy you can be with a good book and good coffee, but only on Sundays.”
110. Even bad coffee is better… than no coffee at all. David Lynch
111. Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee is even better.
112. “Keep warm and drink coffee”
113. “May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.” — Unknown
114. “Coffee because bad mornings deserve a second chance.”
115. “Cold weather gives me an excuse to drink more coffee.”
116. I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover. Sandra Bullock
117. To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” Hugh Jackman
118. “Keep calm and have another cup of coffee.”
119. “It’s never too late for a coffee. After all it’s morning somewhere in the world.” — Zooey Deschanel
120. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”—Louisa May Alcott
121. “That’s what I do: I make coffee and occasionally succumb to suicidal nihilism. But you shouldn’t worry — poetry is still first. Cigarettes and alcohol follow”
122. Monday checklist: Coffee, coffee, lipstick, coffee
123. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” —Marcia Carrington
124. “On this lovely Sunday, remember to take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and indulge yourself in a nice cup of coffee.” ~ Anonymous
125. “How are you making money, how am I making money, how’s that guy making money, how’s that coffee shop making money?”
126. “Coffee is the best Tuesday motivation that exists.”
127. You are a warm cup of coffee on a rainy morning, soft blanket in the cold night; you are all of the love, passion, and comfort of my life.
128. “I can’t write this without coffee, it keeps my soul young and ambitious.” ― Omer Demir
129. “Coffee is already known to be a preventative factor against mild depression, Parkinson’s disease, and colon and rectal cancers.” – Chris Kilham
130. Let me have a cup of coffee and then I’ll drive. Jeep
131. “Just like how a beautiful morning is incomplete without its orange hue, my morning coffee is incomplete without texting you. Good morning.”
132. “Coffee makes me do a happy dance.”
133. “I do not question anyone anymore. I drink coffee and I live.”― Tahar Ben Jelloun
134. “Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.” — Star Trek
135. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” — Ronald Reagan
136. “Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.” – Nanea Hoffman
137. I like my car like I like my coffee- Black and Fast!
138. “A morning without coffee is like sleep.”
139. woman sipping coffee at daybreak says love your mornings again.
140. The best part of every morning is sipping my coffee and thinking of you!
141. You’re more fun to wake up to than my coffee.
142. “Cheers to Sunday. Snuggle by the fire, read a good book, have a hot cup of coffee (or two), watch an old movie, relax, and enjoy the day.” — Unknown
143. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” ― Marcia Carrington
144. “I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bad*ss I’m gonna be today.” – Nanea Hoffman
145. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
146. “In the modern world, coffee has become a familiar part of everyday life.” ― Adriana Farah
147. I like my coffee black and my mornings bright. – Terri Guillemets
148. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” — Anne Morrow Lindbergh
149. flatlay of pink tulips and coffee cup with note saying, and so the adventure begins, good morning.
150. Tuesday mornings require an extra cup of coffee.
151. “I don’t care whether my morning coffee is a cappuccino, latte or a mocha. My favored coffee is the one that I proportion with you. Good morning.”
152. Young business people working over a paperwork and drinking coffee
153. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”
154. “Once you have learned to appreciate the finest coffees, you can never really go back.” ― Sebastien
155. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
156. Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline—the first often tasting like the second. Edward Abbey
157. “Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.”
158. Enjoy your family, your friends, and a cup of coffee.
159. “You make it work. You keep getting out of bed. Sometimes it’s just because you know there’s a cup of coffee downstairs.” ‒ Michelle Williams
160. I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge. Jennifer Lopez
161. My old routine was McDonald's on the way to the gym, coffee during my workout, Burger King and Copenhagen post-workout. - Dave Tate
162. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” – Jac Vanek
163. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”—Jac Vanek
164. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my garden, and i go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.”
165. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”
166. "She believed a cup of coffee marked the beginning of each day.” — Anonymous
167. To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine. Unknown
168. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”
169. “Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life.”― Sahara Sanders
170. “Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.” — Allison Czarnecki
171. I have measured out my life with coffee spoon. T.S. Eliot
172. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”
173. When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.
174. A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.
175. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” — Alfred Renyi
176. “What did one coffee say to the other coffee?Where ya bean?”
177. “Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for coffee.”
178. A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.
179. May your coffee kick in before reality does. Unknown
180. Save the earth it’s the only planet with coffee.
181. Mondays: one of those days where even your coffee needs a coffee
182. “Coffee is one of the most popular beverages in the world. Around 145 million bags of coffee are consumed each year worldwide.” ― Jessica Simms
183. Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee. Unknown
184. Wake up sunshine! It’s time to have coffee with me. But first, can I have my morning kiss and hug? I love you!
185. “I’ll have a side of beach with my morning coffee.”
186. “I can’t have coffee, it’s on the bad food list you gave to me. What kind of doctor are you?”
187. “Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.” – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir
188. “I love having a croissant and a great cup of coffee. Just one cup.” –Marcus Samuelsson
189. Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee! David Letterman
190. Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee. Unknown
191. “The world without coffee is like the Brits without tea.” — Jeremiah Say
192. “Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.” – Peter Diamonde
193. I’m a coffeeholic on my road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the way to the coffee shop.
194. May your coffee be stronger than your toddler this Friday morning.
195. “I quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.”
196. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”—Steven Wright
197. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” – Thomas Jefferson
198. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman
199. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman
200. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors
201. “Strange how the bitterness of coffee makes life sweet.” – Suhaib Rumi
202. Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before. Unknown
203. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” — Rohan Marley
204. “Grab a coffee. Journal your intentions. Get to work. Create miracles.”– Elyse Santilli
205. “This cold makes you want to make hot stuff… like coffee!”
206. “May your Thursday feel like pancakes and coffee on a Saturday morning.”
207. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”—Sir James Mackintosh
208. “There’s nothing quite like a quiet corner in a coffee shop to gather your thoughts and begin writing.” –Gautham Menon
209. “The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.”—Theodore Roosevelt
210. Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people. Unknown
211. Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr
212. “My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.” — Anton du Beke
213. “You have a lovable yawn to your face, a cup of coffee in your hands. All that remains is a good morning message from me. Have a tremendous morning!”
214. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the lens of coffee.
215. “You have almost no interest in coffee and then have an epiphany, a cup of coffee that changes everything.” ― Maxwell Colonna-Dashwood
216. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.”
217. A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.
218. It’s not just about the coffee. It’s the entire experience – from the taste of your first sip to the glow that comes over you as you watch the world go by from your favourite window seat.
219. It’s Monday. I have coffee. Boom!
220. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”—Justina Chen
221. May your coffee kick in before reality does.
222. Sunday. A day to refuel your soul and be grateful for your blessings. Take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and a cup of coffee.”
223. I could give up coffee, said no one ever.
224. “Coffee is the answer, I don’t remember the question.”
225. Tuesday begins with Coffee. Have a totally terrific Tuesday.
226. ‘You’re the coffee to my mornings and milk to my nights. You are the start and end of my day. You are my world.’
227. You have a cute yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hands. All that remains is a good morning message from me. Have a great morning!
228. Coffee is one of the few things in this world that make mornings bearable.
229. With a cup of coffee, all things are possible.
230. But first, coffee.
231. “At least there was coffee. Reliable, delicious, life-giving coffee.” – Mary H.K. Choi
232. “Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee?”
233. The best way to start your day is with a cup of coffee. Coffee gives you the energy to get through the day.
234. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro
235. “Without coffee something’s missing.” — Al Pacino
236. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” — Martha Quinn
237. “When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” –Helen Hayes
238. “When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” – Helen Hayes
239. “Never say no to coffee.”–Cesar
240. “Fueled by coffee and country music.”
241. “The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” – Haruki Murakami
242. “Some days yo make the coffee some days the coffee makes you.”
243. To an old man, a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house—it sustains and strengthens him. Old Bourbon Proverb
244. I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” Steven Wright
245. “Coffee.”― Tiffany Reisz, The Siren
246. “Missing her kept him awake more than the coffee.” – John Green
247. “If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.” “If I were your husband, I would drink it.” Winston Churchill & Nancy Astor
248. “Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing.”
249. “Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.”
250. “My favorite kind of coffee is the kind where no one talks to me while I’m drinking it.”
251. “She believed a cup of coffee marked the beginning of each day.” — Anonymous
252. Today’s vibe: coffee.
253. All things are possible with coffee and makeup
254. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson
255. Nothing beats the joy of that first cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning.
256. “Given enough coffee I could rule the world.” — Terry Pratchett
257. “The road to success is paved in coffee.”
258. “Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.” – Ankita Singhal
259. “Coffee: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever.”
260. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett
261. “When you steal someone’s coffee is it called mugging?”
262. “I don’t drink coffee. My mother always says I was born caffeinated.” – Dani Rojas
263. “It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Oh wait, no. It’s Tuesday and I need some coffee.” ~ Anonymous
264. That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.” J.D. Salinger
265. Are you an early riser, or are you one of those who struggle to get out of bed, don’t worry; I won’t judge you. This cup of coffee is for you.
266. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” — Rita Moreno
267. Coffee is perfect any time of day, but there’s something special about a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning. So pour on the hot water and permit yourself to love the little things of life!
268. I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. Flash Rosenberg
269. With this coffee – and many, many refills – I shall overcome Monday!
270. I can't have coffee, it's on the bad food list you gave to me. What kind of doctor are you?
271. Every good morning starts with coffee.
272. I’ll have a side of beach with my morning coffee.
273. Monday checklist: wake up, drink coffee.
274. “Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” — Alexander King
275. “Strange how the bitterness of coffee makes life sweet.” – Suhaib Rumi
276. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.”
277. It’s a crisp spring morning, and your favourite coffee is waiting for you. The aroma of fresh beans is almost as enticing as the caffeine. And the smell of your favourite sandwich right behind that.
278. Every day is always a good day for coffee. Tuesday mornings are the best.
279. Only 20 Cups of Coffee
280. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. Unknown
281. “Waking up is hard to do…Thank god for coffee.”
282. Wake up. It’s Tuesday, and it’s time to make a cup of coffee.
283. “Affogato crush on you, coffee.”
284. People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy! Unknown
285. “Fueled by coffee and country music.”
286. glass mug with coffee says monday coffee and confidence, here we go.
287. “You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?"
288. “A coffee a day keeps the bad vibes away.”
289. “‘I’m gonna need you to be strong today,’ I whisper to my coffee.”
290. Put your hair up in a bun, drink some coffee, and handle it.
291. A great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee – don’t start your day without it.
292. “Winter means double the coffee.”
293. “Oh look it’s coffee o’clock.”
294. “Without coffee something’s missing.” — Al Pacino
295. We go together like coffee & donuts.
296. “You’re the coffee that I need in the morning; you’re my sunshine in the rain when it’s pouring.” ― Daniel Caesar
297. I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. Terri Guillemets
298. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”
299. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”—Unknown
300. “I like coffee exceedingly...”
301. My dream is to have a house on the beach, even just a little shack somewhere so I can wake up, have coffee, look at dolphins, be quiet and breathe the air.” Christina Applegate
302. Need More Coffee
303. I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee. Unknown
304. You do so much each day and expect so little in return. Fresh coffee and breakfast are waiting for you in the kitchen. I hope your day is as beautiful as you are. Good morning gorgeous, I love you.
305. I am sitting here on a park bench drinking coffee and watching the birds fly around as they sing their pretty songs. The only problem is that you are not here by my side. Good morning beautiful.
306. It's coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early. - Unknown
307. Brighten your day by making it bloom—beginning with a cup of our fresh-brewed coffee. ☕
308. “It’s coffee o’clock.”
309. Be strong, I whisper to my coffee.
310. How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee? Unknown
311. It is a perfect morning. The sun is shining, the breeze is just right, and a cup of coffee gives me the boost I need.
312. Tuesday Morning Coffee
313. Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.
314. "May your Wednesday feel like pancakes and coffee on a Saturday morning.”
315. “A day without coffee is… just kidding, I have no idea.”
316. “Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” — Albert Camus
317. We busy ladies need our coffee fix in the morning. My day doesn’t really start until I’ve had my Starbucks latte.” Heidi Klum
318. Sometimes, a good cup of coffee is all you need to start your day.
319. “It’s so cold out I saw a snowman drinking coffee.”
320. An occasional coffee drinker: I only really like it because it gives me an excuse to eat dessert. Sebastien; Racineux; Chung-Leng Tran, Coffee Isn't Rocket Science
321. When it’s time to jump-start your morning, reach for a cup of coffee. The aroma, the warmth, the caffeine, and the ritual all help to set you up for the rest of your day.
322. “Cold winter hot coffee”
323. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!”
324. “Good days start with coffee and you.”
325. “You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.”—Unknown
326. Coffee: Because Tuesday happens every week.
327. All hail coffee.
328. So wake up, grab a cup of coffee, and start your day with a smile.
329. Sometimes, it’s just for fun. No deadlines, no stress, no problems to solve. Just sit back and sip your coffee.
330. “All you need is coffee and warm socks.”
331. Drink a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning and realize how much joy you have.
332. “It’s when you look over the top of your coffee cup, that you can smile at life.” ― Anthony T. Hincks.
333. Let me drink coffee, and then I will drive the Jeep.
334. Coffee connects us in so many ways–to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. Rohan Marley
335. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”
336. “I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as perfume.” – John van Druten
337. “Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.” – Peter Diamonde
338. May your coffee be strong and your Friday be short.
339. Its coffee and i need some Tuesday.
340. Cheers to Sunday. Snuggle by the fire, read a good book, have a hot cup of coffee (or two), watch an old movie, relax and enjoy the day.
341. Sugar from your lips is all I need to sweeten my morning coffee. Wake up and kiss me, hubby. Good morning!
342. “Life’s too short for bad coffee.”—Gord Downie
343. "There used to be a time when the first thing I thought of in the morning was coffee. Now it’s you.”
344. Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. Fran Drescher
345. “The smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the world’s greatest inventions.”
346. Can I get a Monday-sized coffee to go?
347. “My favorite winter activity is going back inside and drinking more coffee.”
348. “In our planet, more than 1 billion people start their day by drinking a cup of coffee. That makes coffee the most popular drink at the world level after water.” ― Diego Pizano
349. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Steven Wright
350. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson
351. It’s an amazing feeling waking up on Tuesday morning, knowing that you will be drinking coffee today. Coffee is a morning must-have and a great way to start your day.
352. Life without coffee is like something without something… sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet. Unknown
353. “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” – Dave Berry
354. “It doesn’t matter if I have a coffee or tea. I will feel the same as long as I know that you are thinking about me. Good morning.”
355. I am sitting here on a park bench drinking coffee and watching the birds fly around as they sing their pretty songs. The only problem is that you are not here by my side.
356. My favorite coworker is the coffee machine.
357. Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. Unknown
358. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”― Cassandra Clare
359. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”
360. “Mechanically we start our coffee so hoping that a fresh and strong cup of coffee will ignite our body.” ― Byron Pulsifer
361. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'” – Jim Carrey
362. Let the surge of caffeine and excitement wash over you as you sip on delicious coffee. It’s Tuesday morning, which means another day to get things done.
363. “If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.” — Sydney Smith
364. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” ― Sir James Mackintosh
365. “Life is hard to have a cup of coffee.”
366. black man in coffeeshop with text it's monday, don't forget to smile.
367. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” — Abraham Lincoln
368. May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.
369. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” – Fran Drescher
370. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman
371. It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. Dave Barry
372. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” ― Sir James Mackintosh
373. I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. Burt Lancaster
374. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” — T. S. Eliot
375. Friday. A day to refuel your soul and be grateful for your blessings. Take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and a cup of coffee.
376. “I like big cups & I cannot lie.” _ Funny Coffee quotes
377. “Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions coffee understands”-Unknown.”
378. “I’m a survivalist.I can ask for coffee in six languages.”
379. “My mom is a black-no-sugar woman, but I basically believe in turning my coffee into cheesecake.”― Jordan Weisman
380. “Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.”
381. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
382. “I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rainforests.” –Rob Dyrdek
383. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go,’ Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.” – Jim Carrey
384. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another one.
385. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S Elliot
386. “When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee.”
387. I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Ronald Reagan
388. “I do not question anyone anymore. I drink coffee and I live.”― Tahar Ben Jelloun
389. I love the smell of coffee, the taste of my favourite coffee and the coffee shop. I love how it wakes me up and prepares me to start my day!
390. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee.” – David Lynch
391. “I love having a croissant and a great cup of coffee. Just one cup.” –Marcus Samuelsson
392. “Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.”
393. Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams!
394. “Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.” – Kevin Garnett
395. Sip a cup of coffee, listen to some tunes and enjoy life.
396. “Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I'll be happy for the rest of my little life.” – Charlotte Eriksson
397. The road to success is paved in coffee. Unknown
398. A morning without coffee is like sleep. Unknown
399. The morning is a time to relax, focus, and think. It’s the perfect time to drink your cup of coffee.
400. I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.
401. On a cold Tuesday morning, the only thing better than a hot cup of coffee is a hot cup.
402. Monday is like a math problem. Add the coffee, subtract the sleep, multiply the irritation, and divide the happiness.
403. I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It''ll still be the best part of waking up.” Megan Mullally
404. “When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” – Emo Phillips
405. “Missing her kept him awake more than the coffee.” — John Green
406. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”
407. “He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” — Josephine Baker
408. “Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”
409. "Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my little life.” – Charlotte Eriksson
410. Drinking coffee is kinda my major hobby. The great benefit of being an actor is you have all this spare time. My ideal is just hanging out with people. I think I am innately lazy.” Craig Parker
411. Live, love, coffee.
412. “Being able to kick back on your couch, bed, or porch with a nice book and a cup of coffee is something you would be hard-pressed to complain about.” ― Daniel Lancaster
413. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”
414. I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.
415. “Spilled coffee on myself and thought of you haha - hope that stain came out!”
416. “My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.” — Anton du Beke
417. “May your scrubs be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.”
418. “I may not cry over spilled milk, But… I’ll lose my freakin’s mind over spilled coffee.”
419. My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me. Unknown
420. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for Before Coffee.” – Cherise Sinclair
421. Okay, so it’s Monday….and that calls for coffee, more coffee, and even more coffee
422. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.”
423. I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. Jac Vanek
424. “Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” – Bill Gates
425. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
426. Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right. Unknown
427. “You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.” – Edward VII
428. I like my car like I like my coffee- Black and Fast!
429. Sometimes I go hours without coffee. It’s called sleeping.
430. Sis, I have discovered that I don’t need coffee when I have such an adorable and energetic younger sister to pep me up. Happy birthday to my little espresso shot!
431. Coffee is my all time favorite co worker for Tuesday.
432. I don’t remember ordering a Monday with my morning coffee.
433. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. Unknown
434. “At least there was coffee. Reliable, delicious, life-giving coffee.” – Mary H.K. Choi
435. I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just in a committed relationship.
436. “May your coffee kick in before reality does.”
437. “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.”—Sandra Bullock
438. The joy of drinking coffee on a Tuesday morning is like nothing else.
439. “All I want is someone to love me like I love coffee.”
440. I love going to the local coffee shop on a Tuesday morning. The smell of freshly baked goods and the sound of birds chirping are two great things to wake up to.
441. Life is good when you’re awake, enjoying a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning. It’s even better when you have great life quotes to read while sipping on your coffee.
442. “My resting coffee face.”
443. “Oh, the weather outside is frightful; but my coffee is so delightful.”
444. Keep calm and make coffee.
445. It’s time for a Tuesday morning coffee! Let’s enjoy this cup together and let it remind us that life is good.
446. Wine is for aging. Not coffee.” Ken Hutchinson
447. I’d have coffee, sometimes six cups, along with the shake, and I’d have sugar in my coffee. By then I would be pretty jazzed up, and I’d start writing down ideas.” David Lynch
448. I don’t think there’s enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.
449. I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.' Jim Carrey
450. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” – AJ Lee
451. Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.
452. I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. Louisa May Alcott
453. A good cup of coffee doesn’t need to be complicated. A simple, well-prepared cup can bring great satisfaction and joy through its simplicity.
454. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.”
455. “The best part of every morning is sipping my coffee and thinking of you!”
456. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
457. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham Lincoln
458. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”
459. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. T.S. Eliot
460. They say that someone made the best decision in the world when they decided to make coffee. It can cheer you up, help you get a good night’s sleep, and make Tuesday morning much more enjoyable.
461. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” – Terri Guillemets
462. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” – Sheik Abd-al-Kabir
463. “Mechanically we start our coffee so hoping that a fresh and strong cup of coffee will ignite our body.” ― Byron Pulsifer
464. Sometimes I stay awake so late that I have my first coffee before I go to bed.
465. Garfield and Coffee
466. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank. ” – Sir James MacKintosh
467. Too much Monday. Not enough coffee.
468. Say it with coffee baby announcement idea
469. “Coffee is a language in itself.” — Jackie Chan
470. Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness. – Nanea Hoffman
471. “You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” – Adam Gopnik
472. Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine.
473. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” — Clark Gable
474. "Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I'll be happy for the rest of my little life.” – Charlotte Eriksson
475. “I owe my diploma to coffee.” – Unknown
476. I’m not much of a morning person, but there’s no better way to start the day than with a piping hot cup of coffee.
477. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.”
478. “She’s a strong cup of black coffee in a world that is drunk on the cheap wine of shallow love.” –Unknown
479. “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” — Sandra Bullock
480. Coffee is like a good friend who is always there to pick you up when you’re feeling down.
481. You deserve some coffee.
482. “Life happens coffee helps.”
483. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”—David Lynch
484. “Being able to kick back on your couch, bed, or porch with a nice book and a cup of coffee is something you would be hard-pressed to complain about.” ― Daniel Lancaster
485. “I went a day without coffee once the worst day ever.”
486. Fatherhood is one of the best reasons to need a little extra coffee. —Lauren Schimming
487. When life gets tough, take a deep breath, and drink some coffee.
488. “Coffee comes first Always.”
489. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” – Howard Schultz
490. Its time for Tuesday coffee.
491. “Just like how a beautiful morning is incomplete without its orange hue, my morning coffee is incomplete without texting you. Good morning.”Tap To Copy
492. “Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don’t look for anything else.” — Bertrand Russell
493. “I love the smell of freshly-brewed coffee in the morning. I also love the sound of no-one talking while I’m drinking it.”
494. ”You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together. ”
495. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.”—Rita Moreno
496. The joy of drinking coffee on a Tuesday morning is not comparable to any other pleasure in life.
497. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”― Louisa May Alcott
498. “Winter was made for hot coffee, warm blankets, and large books.”
499. “I can’t go a day without coffee, Instagram, or my best friend!”
500. “It’s not proceastinating if you’re drinking coffee it’s “procaffinating”.
501. “To me, the smell of fresh–made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”
502. “Daily and moderate intake of coffee can have an important role in the prevention of many diseases. . .and also can help in preventing obesity among youth.” ― Dr. Mario Maranhao
503. “I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re in a committed relationship.”
504. It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible, but eight cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw. Unknown
505. “Did you ever stop to think that maybe coffee is addicted to me?”
506. “Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?”
507. Coffee is more than just a drink. It’s like a hug in a mug. It smells like something fresh in the morning and a warm hug on cold days. It’s a writer’s fuel, it makes people smile and dance joyfully.
508. Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. David Letterman
509. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” ― Gabriel Bá
510. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” — Martha Quinn
511. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” — Sheik Abd-al-Kabir
512. “Coffee is the accessory that always matches my outfit.”
513. "You’re the coffee that I need in the morning; you’re my sunshine in the rain when it’s pouring.” ― Daniel Caesar
514. “Life is too short to drink bad coffee.”
515. “When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” –Helen Hayes
516. “Life is better with flowers and coffee.”
517. I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.
518. “There used to be a time when the first thing I thought of in the morning was coffee. Now it’s you.”
519. A good cup of coffee is one of the most delicious things you can make in the morning. And for many people, that means choosing between black, green, white and flavoured coffees.
520. Happy every day we get to grow and make coffee with you. We’re drinking our lot of sunshine here today
521. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”― Louisa May Alcott
522. “May your coffee be stronger than your toddler.” – Unknown
523. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” — Sheik Abd-al-Kabir
524. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott
525. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”—Lewis Black
526. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. Henry Rollins
527. “Life without coffee is scary.”
528. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. Donna A. Favors
529. “I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf.”― Matthew Arnold Stern
530. “I don’t drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.”
531. I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn’t write.” Jonathon Ames
532. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” ― Gabriel Bá
533. “A day without coffee is like something without something.”
534. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors
535. Good morning, coffee.
536. “My coffee’s just like me. Strong, bitter, and hot enough to burn you.”
537. “Give me a hot drink and I’m happy. Hot cider, hot chocolate, coffee… I like all winter beverages.”
538. Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee. – AJ Lee
539. “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.”—Carly Simon
540. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” — Anne Morrow Lindbergh
541. There’s something about the morning coffee that’s so reassuring after a wild weekend of partying.
542. “The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.”
543. If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln
544. Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.
545. “The road to success is paved in coffee.”
546. “Life is scary without coffee.”—Unknown
547. “A morning without coffee is like sleep.”
548. “Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don’t look for anything else.” — Bertrand Russell
549. “I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons.” – Nanea Hoffman
550. “Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.” — Holly Black
551. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.”— Terri Guillemets
552. “I can’t write this without coffee, it keeps my soul young and ambitious.” ― Omer Demir
553. “Let me drink coffee, and then I will drive the Jeep.” — Unknown
554. “Humanity runs on coffee.”
555. Fatherhood is one of the best reasons to need a little extra coffee.
556. “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” — Carly Simon
557. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro
558. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?”—Anthony Trollope
559. So I wasn't there when he died, which I regret. But after a certain point in life a person has to dunk her regrets in the morning coffee, just like biscuits. - Natalia Ginzburg
560. He was my cream, and I was his coffee. And when you poured us together, it was something.” Josephine Baker
561. “You have almost no interest in coffee and then have an epiphany, a cup of coffee that changes everything.” ― Maxwell Colonna-Dashwood
562. It’s Monday, but coffee can handle it.
563. “I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” – Terri Guillemets
564. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” – Jean Kerr
565. Good coffee is a pleasure. Good friends are a treasure.
566. “It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it’s still early.” – Unknown
567. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”
568. “Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” — Albert Camus
569. “May your coffee be stronger than any challenges you face today. But if not, remember: DON’T throw your cup at anyone. You need it for refills.” – Nanea Hoffman
570. “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.”- Kayla Itsines
571. “Life is short enjoyed ur coffee.”
572. “Good morning sweetness, I’m drinking coffee and thinking of you (of course). Wishing you a wonderful day. See you tonight”Tap To Copy
573. No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. Sheik Abd-al-Kabir
574. You make good coffee... You're a slob, but you make good coffee. Cher, Moonstruck
575. Move over coffee; today is a day for champagne.
576. Life isn’t perfect, but your coffee can be.
577. I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. 'This was a five-espresso algorithm.' Unknown
578. “Please pour me some coffee and sit beside me. I want to have a perfect start to this day.” ― Nitya Prakash
579. “I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons.” – Nanea Hoffman
580. First I drink the coffee then I drive the jeep.
581. Good coffee is always better with friends.
582. “I brought you some coffee.” he held out the cup but she waved it away.
583. Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. Stephanie Piro
584. “Please pour me some coffee and sit beside me. I want to have a perfect start to this day.” ― Nitya Prakash
585. “I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”
586. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”― Cassandra Clare
587. “I can’t imagine a day without coffee! I can’t imagine.” –Howard Schultz
588. “Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.”
589. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.”
590. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Reagan
591. “To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him.”— Old Bourbon Proverb
592. “Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.”
593. I drink coffee, and I like to dance. Coffee is life; dance is expression and joy.
594. May your coffee be strong and your Tuesday go smooth. May your heart find happiness in something simple today.
595. “Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child’s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.” — Jonathan Carroll
596. May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.
597. “Right,” Holden said. “No coffee. This is a terrible, terrible planet.”
598. Remember that beautiful morning when you woke up, put on your favourite shirt and drank a perfect cup of coffee? It was one of those days that make memories worth remembering.
599. “I have coffee in my veins.”
600. “My favorite combo: sunrise and coffee.”- Unknown
601. “It’s coffee o’clock.”
602. Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.
603. Wake up and smell the coffee; your day is a masterpiece!
604. “If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”
605. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”– Burt Lancaster
606. “‘I’m gonna need you to be strong today,’ I whisper to my coffee.”
607. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”
608. Enjoy a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning, and let it be a moment to pause and reflect.
609. “Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.” – Ankita Singhal
610. “Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” – Floyd Maxwell
611. "Dear Thursday, I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.”
612. “On this lovely Sunday, remember to take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and indulge yourself in a nice cup of coffee.” — Unknown
613. This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. Unknown
614. “My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.”
615. “Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping.”
616. I don’t care whether my morning coffee is a cappuccino, latte or a mocha. My favorite coffee is the one that I share with you. Good morning!
617. Need. more. coffee.
618. Coffee is the lifeblood of my soul. It wakes me up, keeps me motivated and makes me feel like a superhero.
619. “From the first cup of coffee in the morning to playing in the sheets at night, I choose you to be by my side.” — J. Wolf
620. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” – Alfred Renyi/Paul Erdos
621. “You’d be late for your own fuckin’ funeral … What the fuck you lookin’ at? Come on, make that coffee to go. Let’s go.” —Tommy DeVito
622. “There’s nothing quite like a quiet corner in a coffee shop to gather your thoughts and begin writing.” –Gautham Menon
623. “You make it work. You keep getting out of bed. Sometimes it’s just because you know there’s a cup of coffee downstairs.” – Michelle Williams
624. “Forever: The time it takes to brew the first cup of coffee on a winter morning.”
625. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
626. “I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.”—Napoleon Bonaparte
627. If I could just find one person who I felt that way about—the way I feel about coffee—then I think I’d be in a content relationship.” Taylor Swift
628. “Happiness is the smell of early morning coffee.”
629. “Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my little life.” – Charlotte Eriksson
630. Nothing beats having a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning.
631. “The secret of life is a good cup of coffee / The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball” -Faith Hill
632. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” – Anthony Trollope
633. Drinking coffee is one of life’s true joys. It allows us to slow down, take a deep breath and enjoy the moment
634. “Life’s too short for bad coffee.” –Gord Downie
635. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”—Edward Abbey
636. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”
637. “You make it work. You keep getting out of bed. Sometimes it’s just because you know there’s a cup of coffee downstairs.” — Michelle Williams
638. “I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” —Terri Guillemets
639. Do they sell decaf coffee tables at Ikea?
640. “I like a venti black coffee, no room for cream or sugar.” –Victor J. Glover
641. Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping. Unknown
642. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”—Earl Wilson
643. Good morning, where’s my coffee?
644. “I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.”
645. “Your bright smile is all that I need to start my day, but some coffee with you this morning will only brighten my day.”
646. "I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.”
647. “Life’s too short for bad coffee.” –Gord Downie
648. “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” – Bob Irwin
649. To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee… coffee. Unknown
650. “She’s a strong cup of black coffee in a world that is drunk on the cheap wine of shallow love.” – Unknown
651. Just like how a beautiful morning is incomplete without its orange hue, my morning coffee is incomplete without texting you. Good morning my baby.
652. Happiness is a rainy night balcony, a cup of coffee and your favourite music. – Unknown
653. “My favorite winter sport is walking to the coffee maker.”
654. “It’s when you look over the top of your coffee cup, that you can smile at life.” ― Anthony T. Hincks.
655. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
656. “A good day starts with a positive attitude and a great cup of coffee.”
657. “There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women…” ― Orson Welles
658. “After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I’ve successfully installed Java. He hates me.”
659. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.”—Clark Gable
660. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” – Jessi Lane Adams
661. “If you feel a need to get wired, take my advice. Loud, fast music coupled with strong, black coffee is the best way to go.” ― Lou Brutus
662. “Some coffee, plus some thinking, equals some great ideas.”
663. “Give me a coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t.”
664. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” ~ David Lynch
665. May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.” —Unknown
666. “My mornings are never dull, as I get to wake up seeing your smile and a hot cup of coffee. Thank you for keeping up this routine for all these years. Good morning darling.”
667. “A good friend will know how you take your coffee.”
668. “Even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.”
669. “I love the smell of fresh coffee in the morning, it always makes me happy! Good morning!”
670. There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee. Unknown
671. Once upon a time a man choose a woman and it was magic. Baby, you are the sugar in my coffee and I hope you have a great birthday.
672. Tuesdays aren’t so bad when you wake up to the smell of coffee.
673. “It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Oh wait, no. It’s Tuesday and I need some coffee.” ~ Anonymous
674. There’s something about coffee on a Tuesday morning that makes me feel as if I could do anything. For example, running a marathon in the pouring rain.
675. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” — Alfred Renyi
676. “Dear coffee, you bring out the best in me.”
677. Like most of the world’s population I’m into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. Jimmy Carr
678. Extra Cup of Coffee
679. A good cup of coffee can make you happy, keep you going and lift your spirit. It’s not just a drink; it’s an experience.
680. “If you feel a need to get wired, take my advice. Loud, fast music coupled with strong, black coffee is the best way to go.” ― Lou Brutus
681. “Less talk, more coffee.”—Unknown
682. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” –Lewis Black
683. Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee. Unknown
684. “He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” — Josephine Baker
685. Tuesday is good day to have a good coffee.
686. Cocaine is like really evil coffee. Courtney Love
687. “It’s so cold, my coffee needs coffee.”
688. “May your coffee be stronger than your toddler.”—Unknown
689. “Nothing stands between a girl and her coffee.”
690. "Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody.
691. It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Oh wait, no. It’s Tuesday and I need some coffee.”- Unknown
692. If you like your job, enjoy your day. If you don’t, have lots of coffee. I hope your day at work is the best it can be.
693. “We all want a little jolt in the morning to get our day started. Come downstairs, and I’ll come up with that jolt you want. Oh, and I made coffee, too.”
694. “It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”
695. Even on a Tuesday morning, coffee is still the best part of my day.
696. “I’m mesmerized by lipstick prints on coffee cups.
697. Today’s vibe: coffee.
698. “You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” – Adam Gopnik
699. In coffee we trust.
700. “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” — Sandra Bullock
701. So I wasn't there when he died, which I regret. But after a certain point in life a person has to dunk her regrets in the morning coffee, just like biscuits. - Natalia Ginzburg
702. There’s so much to be said about the amazing benefits of drinking coffee on a Tuesday morning.
703. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.” – J.S. Bach
704. “I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.” – Unkown
705. The road to success is paved in coffee. Unknown
706. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” – Cassandra Clare
707. “You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.”
708. I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
709. I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” Flash Rosenberg
710. I like my dresses just as I like my coffee. Black.
711. “Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t.” – Unknown
712. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”— Edward Abbey
713. Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” Albert Camus
714. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”
715. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”
716. “The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” – Haruki Murakami
717. I love the ritual of a good cup of coffee, how it smells, how it feels in your hands and the joy of drinking it on a Tuesday morning.
718. “Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future.”
719. I’m a coffeeholic on my road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the way to the coffee shop.
720. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” — Abraham Lincoln
721. “When you steal someone’s coffee is it called mugging?”
722. Nothing quite like waking up on a Tuesday morning and taking that first sip of coffee. The aroma, the flavour and the caffeine kick you need to face a workday.
723. “There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women…” ― Orson Welles
724. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.” – Jim Carrey
725. “Fueled by coffee and country music.”
726. “You need some coffee, don’t you?”
727. Every morning is a new opportunity to sip a hot cup of coffee.
728. Just thinking about you makes me feel like tackling the world. You are the reason I take vitamins with my toast and coffee. Have a great day! Good morning my love.
729. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes
730. “I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.” – Megan Mullally
731. Please pour me some coffee and sit beside me. I want to have a perfect start to this day. - Nitya Prakash
732. “What do you want? Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare
733. “Something’s brewing for (due date).” (With a photo of a coffee cup or you and your partner holding a coffee cup.)
734. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee.”
735. Drink your coffee and grab Monday by the beans.
736. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman
737. “Coffee, It’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions!” – Mike Ditka
738. “It’s early on a beautiful winter morning. The house is quiet. The sun is shining. I’m thankful. I’m happy. My cup runneth over. Now there’s coffee everywhere.”
739. “Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.” – Ursula Vernon
740. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”—Anne Morrow Lindbergh
741. Nothing warms the blood like a hot cup of coffee on a cold winter Tuesday morning. While you sip, take some time to relax and reflect.
742. “In the modern world, coffee has become a familiar part of everyday life.” ― Adriana Farah
743. When you’re taking your time to drink coffee, it’s beautiful.
744. “Wake up sunshine! It’s time to have coffee with me. But first, can I have my morning kiss and hug? I love you!”
745. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” — Jean Kerr
746. “I like to sit down, relax, have a cup of coffee on the terrace and read a book.” –Marianne Vos
747. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” –Lewis Black
748. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” — Steven Wright
749. “Daily and moderate intake of coffee can have an important role in the prevention of many diseases. . .and also can help in preventing obesity among youth.” ― Dr. Mario Maranhao
750. The perfect Tuesday morning starts with a cup of coffee.
751. Let’s dance, walk out of the rain, and have a cup of coffee. Coffee is good for your body, mind, and soul.
752. “Coffee is still the first beverage that we all drink before we start our everyday lives, but we all keep talking exclusively about caffeine.” ― Roseane M. Santos
753. “Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.”
754. “Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.” ~ Nanea Hoffman
755. Life begins after coffee.
756. It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Oh wait, no. It’s Tuesday and I need some coffee.”- Unknown
757. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from—or how you feel…there’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”—Gabriel Bá
758. Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy. Unknown
759. coffee pouring into cup in mountain scene says hello monday, make it a great day.
760. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”—T.S. Eliot
761. Let me drink coffee, and then I will drive the Jeep
762. “I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf.”― Matthew Arnold Stern
763. There’s nothing better than waking up on a Tuesday morning and enjoying a nice cup of coffee.
764. “I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bad*ss I’m gonna be today.” – Nanea Hoffman
765. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
766. The morning is the most beautiful time of the day, and it gets better with a cup of coffee in your hand. Whether you’re drinking your first cup or your tenth, it will always put a smile on your face.
767. There’s nothing like a nice cup of coffee to start your day. Make the most of every day by waking up, sitting down and enjoying the simple pleasure of a cup of coffee.
768. “The best start of the day is sitting beside you in the kitchen, sipping coffee and chatting, I miss our morning routine, good morning wifey.”
769. “Were you a coffee bean in your beyond life? You must have been due to the fact I just can’t begin my day without you. Good morning, Love!”
770. “When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.”—Helen Hayes
771. Coffee is a great way to start your morning, and if you’re tired of drinking it black, there are plenty of delicious ways to get java on a Tuesday morning.
772. Wake up and smell the coffee. There are so many ways to enjoy coffee, but I love drinking it most in the morning.
773. Take a moment, slow your frantic pace, and enjoy life’s simple pleasures. Take a big sip of your favourite cup of coffee and feel the warmth as it invigorates your body and mind.
774. “I don’t exercise it spills my coffee.”
775. “When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas…”
776. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. David Lynch
777. There’s nothing like a good cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning.
778. “I don’t care whether my morning coffee is a cappuccino, latte or a mocha. My favorite coffee is the one that I share with you. Good morning.”Tap To Copy
779. DejaBrew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.
780. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” — Jean Kerr
781. Good coffee—cheaper than Prozac! Unknown
782. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” — Fran Drescher
783. “Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child’s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.” — Jonathan Carroll
784. “Behind every great day is a hot cup of coffee
785. “On this lovely Sunday, remember to take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and indulge yourself in a nice cup of coffee.”
786. “Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn’t a sophisticated task for a person, but it’s hard for a robot.”
787. “Wishing a very happy 24th birthday to my dear friend, old soul, and fellow coffee addict. I love you!”
788. “Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” — Alexander King
789. I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.
790. “It’s coffee, and I need some Tuesday. Oh wait, no. It’s Tuesday and I need some coffee.”-. Unknown
791. “Coffee: my hot friend Joe I was telling you about.”
792. “Morning! The person you are trying to reach is out-of-body. Please try again later, after I have my coffee.”
793. Change the world. Start with coffee.
794. I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. John Van Druten
795. “I go hours without coffee. It’s called sleeping.”
796. “I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients.” –Ice Cube
797. Coffee is the only that will make me wake up early on a Tuesday morning.
798. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
799. There is nothing like a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning to give you the motivation and energy to get the day started.
800. My dream is to have a house on the beach, even just a little shack somewhere so I can wake up, have coffee, look at dolphins, be quiet and breathe the air.”
801. Your favourite time of the day is almost here. It’s time to sit back and enjoy warming goodness with a friend or two over a cup of coffee.
802. You should never end your Tuesday without the joy of sharing it with a cup of coffee.
803. “Be strong, I whisper to my coffee.”
804. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.”
805. Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. Unknown
806. Behind every successful person is a large amount of coffee.
807. The joy of drinking coffee on a Tuesday morning reminds us that every day is a gift, and we must enjoy it to its fullest.
808. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.”
809. “Coffee: When your brain needs a hug.”
810. “To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him.”— Old Bourbon Proverb
811. “You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.” ~ Edward VII
812. The best time to drink coffee is now.
813. The joy of drinking coffee on a Tuesday morning is not about the coffee’s taste or even the caffeine’s buzz. It’s about being alive and excited to get things done.
814. A sip of coffee pause to pray. Thank you lord for this beautiful day. Happy Tuesday.
815. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” — Rita Moreno
816. As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? Cassandra Clare
817. “Got your coffee and newspaper? Then all that’s missing is my kiss. Good morning!”
818. Cheers to Sunday. Snuggle by the fire, read a good book, have a hot cup of coffee (or two), watch an old movie, relax and enjoy the day.”
819. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee.” – David Lynch
820. “Shout out to all my fellow single parents who run on coffee and patience.” — Unknown
821. “I put coffee in my coffee.”
822. Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of roast goat. J.S. Bach
823. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”– Burt Lancaster
824. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” – Terri Guillemets
825. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” — Rian Aditia
826. “Good ideas start with great coffee.”
827. Given enough coffee I could rule the world. Unknown
828. I like my coffee strong. Not lethal.” M*A*S*H
829. “I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients.” –Ice Cube
830. Good morning, my love. I know, I know, I wish I could have stayed in bed with you, too. But my coffee was calling. It’s nice and steamy — just like us!
831. “Baby, it’s cold outside… Let’s make coffee.”
832. “Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.” — Holly Black
833. “Good Morning, darling! May your coffee be plentiful and your tolerance level be high, with everyone!”
834. I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can’t go back. You cannot go back. Hugh Laurie
835. “Coffee is a warm drink that fosters friendship and tastes great. What more is there to life?”― Kevin Sinnott
836. Coffee is the beverage that allows you to taste the joy of waking up early, getting things done and then going back to sleep.
837. “Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.
838. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” ― Justina Chen Headley
839. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” Rohan Marley
840. “It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it’s still early.”
841. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch
842. A little joy and a little coffee can go a long way.
843. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” – Anthony Trollope
844. “Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for coffee.”
845. “Grab a coffee. Journal your intentions. Get to work. Create miracles.” — Elyse Santilli
846. “I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.”
847. Humanity runs on coffee. Unknown
848. “Cheers to Sunday. Snuggle by the fire, read a good book, have a hot cup of coffee (or two), watch an old movie, relax and enjoy the day.”
849. “The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”
850. Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my little life. – Charlotte Eriksson
851. “It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it’s still early.” – Unknown
852. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” – Jac Vanek
853. “I love the sunrise, as I am definitely a morning person! It’s a great time to get up and have a coffee in the garden by myself before everybody wakes up.”- Bianca Balti
854. Sometimes, sitting back, relaxing and enjoying a cup of coffee feels good.
855. Tuesday morning without coffee is evil.
856. As long as there’s coffee in the world, how bad can it be?
857. “It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Oh wait, no. It’s Tuesday and I need some coffee.”- Unknown
858. My birthstone is a coffee bean. Unknown
859. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” ― Marcia Carrington
860. "I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.”
861. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” — Henry Rollins
862. I will start working when my coffee does.
863. Seven days without coffee makes one WEAK. Unknown
864. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?”—Jean Kerr
865. “If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”—David Letterman
866. I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
867. "I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter and too hot for you.
868. Waking up to the smell of freshly brewed coffee is one of life’s greatest pleasures.
869. Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. Anne Morrow Lindbergh
870. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.”— Napoleon Bonaparte
871. When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. Helen Hayes
872. give me coffee beach saying
873. “The coffee is ready.”
874. “Once you have learned to appreciate the finest coffees, you can never really go back.” ― Sebastien
875. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.”
876. “Thank you Mom, Dad, and coffee.” – Unknown
877. “Thank you to my Mom, Dad, and coffee.”
878. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.”
879. I love coffee. I think it has to be the most perfect food on the planet.
880. “I will start working when my coffee does.”
881. “It doesn’t matter if I have coffee or tea. I will feel the same as long as I know that you are thinking about me.”
882. I only need coffee on days that end with y.
883. “Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink.” ― Catherynne M. Valente
884. Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. Bob Irwin
885. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” Lewis Blake
886. I don’t drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.
887. “I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!”—Howard Schultz
888. “The bright sun, the smell of coffee, yummy pancakes, and your charming smile – this is everything I need for my perfect morning! Let’s make every day of our lives perfect! Good morning, darling!”
889. A great way to start your day is by having a cup of coffee. Drink up; it’s good for your health!
890. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not coffee.
891. Every morning I long to hold you… I need you, I want you, I have to have you… your warmth, your smell, your taste… ohhh coffee, I love you. Unknown
892. “Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.”
893. “Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee!” – David Letterman
894. Let’s dance, walk out of the rain, and have a cup of coffee. Coffee is good for your body, mind, and soul.
895. Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee – don’t start your day without it. Good morning!
896. If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. Unknown
897. “You make it work. You keep getting out of bed. Sometimes, it’s just because you know there’s a cup of coffee downstairs.” – Michelle Williams
898. That’s what I do: I make coffee and occasionally succumb to suicidal nihilism. But you shouldn’t worry — poetry is still first. Cigarettes and alcohol follow. – Anne Sexton
899. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” — Alphonse Allais
900. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”—Unknown
901. “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” — Carly Simon
902. Coffee Please
903. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”
904. “I like a venti black coffee, no room for cream or sugar.” –Victor J. Glover
905. “I don’t care whether my morning coffee is a cappuccino, latte or a mocha. My favorite coffee is the one that I share with you. Good morning.”
906. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” ― Justina Chen Headley
907. “Among the numerous luxuries of the table… coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable.” — Benjamin Franklin
908. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”
909. "I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my garden, and i go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.” – Jim Carrey
910. “There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women...”
911. “Just coffee. Black—like my soul.”
912. "I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” – Terri Guillemets
913. “Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.” – Ursula Vernon
914. “Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life.”― Sahara Sanders
915. “I like to sit down, relax, have a cup of coffee on the terrace and read a book.” –Marianne Vos
916. “Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my little life.” ― Charlotte Eriksson
917. The smell of coffee after waking up is the best part of my day.
918. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” — Bill Cosby
919. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” — Fran Drescher
920. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”— Edward Abbey
921. “What’s a rainy day without some delicious coffee-flavoured loneliness?” ― Sanober Khan
922. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” – Howard Schultz
923. Good morning, all you need is love… and a little coffee. Happy Monday!
924. “It’s never too late for a coffee. After all it’s morning somewhere in the world.” — Zooey Deschanel
925. ”If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away. ”
926. Look at the world around you. The birds, the rain, the fog – it’s all so beautiful when you take it in with a cup of coffee.
927. “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.”—Terry Pratchett
928. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” — Ronald Reagan
929. “My children know not to shout before Mummy has warmed herself into something human with her coffee.”
930. “Coffee, it brings order to the morning.”
931. “Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.”
932. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” — Henry Rollins
933. “Life is better with flowers and coffee.” — Unknown
934. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” – Rita Moreno
935. “Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.” – Nanea Hoffman
936. “I only need coffee on days ending with “y”.”
937. The joy of drinking coffee on a Tuesday morning is impossible to describe; you just have to experience it yourself.
938. “I love the smell of coffee in the morning, but I love you even better!”
939. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” — T. S. Eliot
940. “Fueled by coffee and country music.”
941. “Four cups of coffee a day may keep depression at bay.” ― Steven Magee
942. “I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” — Terri Guillemets
943. If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all. David Letterman
944. Sometimes coffee with your friends is all the therapy you need.
945. Too much Tuesday, Not enough Coffee.
946. “Today’s goals, Cottee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.” – Nanea Hoffman
947. “Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.”–Ursula Vernon
948. “Any time is coffee time.”—Unknown
949. "You are a warm cup of coffee on a rainy morning, soft blanket in the cold night; you are all of the love, passion, and comfort of my life.
950. It's coffee and I need some Tuesday.
951. “May your skin be glowing and your coffee strong.” – Unknown
952. May your coffee be stronger than your daughter’s attitude. – Unknown
953. Say it with coffee. Serve your partner a cup of joe in a new mug with a personalized message, such as “You're going to be a parent.” It will surely brighten your partner's morning routine.
954. “Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?” – Steven Wright
955. “There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.”
956. “Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.” – Nanea Hoffman
957. It’s Tuesday morning, but you don’t feel like getting out of bed. You’re tired, and your head is throbbing. But all that will change when you smell coffee and the warm glow of its steam.
958. “Given enough coffee I could rule the world.” — Terry Pratchett
959. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.”—Henry Rollins
960. “I don’t care whether my morning coffee is a cappuccino, latte, or a mocha. My favorite coffee is the one that I share with you. Good morning, my love.”
961. May your Tuesday be as wonderful as the first sip of coffee.
962. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”
963. Good Morning Quotes – “If coffee is what it takes, then coffee you shall have. I am on my way to help you rise for the day!”
964. “I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.”
965. “Four cups of coffee a day may keep depression at bay.” ― Steven Magee
966. "You make it work. You keep getting out of bed. Sometimes it’s just because you know there’s a cup of coffee downstairs.”- Michelle Williams
967. I’ll have a side of the beach with my morning coffee.”
968. “The world without coffee is like the Brits without tea.” — Jeremiah Say
969. I only need coffee on days ending with “y”.
970. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
971. “Grab a coffee. Journal your intentions. Get to work. Create miracles.” – Elyse Santilli
972. “Just coffee. Black—like my soul.”—Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
973. “Happiness is the smell of early morning coffee.”
974. Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream. Unknown
975. ”I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. ”
976. “Cheers to Sunday. Snuggle by the fire, read a good book, have a hot cup of coffee (or two), watch an old movie, relax, and enjoy the day.” ~ Anonymous
977. “I don’t wanna keep calm where is my morning coffee.”
978. “When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.”
979. “I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rainforests.” –Rob Dyrdek
980. “Life happens, coffee helps.”
981. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes
982. Just because it’s Tuesday doesn’t mean it has to be a boring day. Grab a cup of coffee and enjoy the morning!
983. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”—Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
984. Humanity runs on coffee.
985. Wake up and smell the flavors with our coffee and tea selections, flower arrangements, and farm-to-table meals 🌷🌿✨
986. Sunday. A day to refuel your soul and be grateful for your blessings. Take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and a cup of coffee.
987. Good Morning Quotes for her: “The best thing about waking up is knowing you have another cup of coffee to enjoy”
988. “I like the quiet sound a coffee cup makes when it’s set down on a wooden table. So inviting. I like the way your lips look like they’re stained with berries.”
989. "The best part of every morning is sipping my coffee and thinking of you!”
990. Drinking coffee can be a daily ritual that helps you feel alive and ready to start your day.
991. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” – AJ Lee
992. Good Morning Quotes – “I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” —Terri Guillemets
993. It’s a beautiful sight to see someone enjoying life’s simple pleasures. Something about enjoying the little things that make life worth living, like drinking a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning.
994. Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee. Rory Bremner
995. Tuesday Coffee Rhymes
996. Good Morning Quotes – “Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my little life.” —Charlotte Eriksson
997. Yes, boyfriends can make a coffee, kill a spider, or fix things, but you, my darling, do all that and so much more! You are my knight in shining armor and the coolest creature that ever walked the earth.
998. You will feel alive when you drink coffee on a Tuesday morning. You might even feel like you can run a mile. If your coffee is sweet and comforting, it’s almost like you can fly or teleport somewhere else.
999. Let’s be honest, it’s that time of year when pumpkin coffee is a must. We took it up another notch by infusing it with delicious roasted caramel sugar to give it a smooth, creamy taste. Tasty with all things
1000. To enjoy coffee at its best, you need to be a bit of a geek! From the moment you open your eyes in the morning until you close them at night, there’s nothing more satisfying than sipping a nice cup of coffee.
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