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1,000 Inspirational Coffee Quotes To Wake You Up (2023)

1. “If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.” — Sydney Smith


2. Coffee is the best Tuesday motivation.


3. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson


4. Your daily commute or mid-day slouch at the office will never be the same once you’ve discovered the joy of drinking coffee on a Tuesday morning.


5. Wake up, drink coffee, cheers to life.


6. "Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.” – Nanea Hoffman


7. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.” – J.S. Bach


8. Monday, I will slay thee with a mighty cup of coffee.


9. Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t.


10. A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it. Unknown


11. "Your bright smile is all that I need to start my day, but some coffee with you this morning will only brighten my day.”


12. Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. Nanea Hoffman


13. "You have a cute yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hands. All that remains is a good morning message from me. Have a great morning!


14. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” — Rohan Marley


15. Good morning, coffee.


16. A little coffee, and I am ready to take on the world with a smile. The true joy of a cup of coffee is found in the morning.


17. It's coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early. - Unknown


18. “There are people who are addicted to sadness the way others are addicted to coffee or cigarettes.”― Marty Rubin


19. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey


20. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'”


21. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” – Rian Aditia


22. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” — Steven Wright


23. Depresso: the feeling you get when you run out of coffee.


24. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'” – Jim Carrey


25. A good day starts with a positive attitude and a great cup of coffee.


26. There’s something about a good cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning.


27. “Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.”


28. “Nothing stands between a girl and her coffee.”


29. “Today will be one of those days that even my coffee will need a coffee.”


30. Start each day with a grateful heart. Also, coffee.


31. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” — Bill Cosby


32. "Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.”


33. “You do so much each day and expect so little in return. Fresh coffee and breakfast is waiting for you in the kitchen. I hope your day is as beautiful as you are.”


34. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.” – Turkish Proverb


35. “Coffee first. Schemes later.” ― Leanna Renee Hieber


36. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” – Henry Rollins


37. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” — Clark Gable


38. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.”


39. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” — Rian Aditia


40. “Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.” — Jonathan Swift


41. “The weather might be cold, but at least our chocolates and coffee are warm.”


42. Happy Tuesday! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee.


43. "I hope you have a lot of coffee today because you’re going to need some.”


44. Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee.


45. Wake up and smell the coffee. Of the flowers, that is. #bloomingbeauties


46. Sip a cup of coffee, listen to some tunes and enjoy life.


47. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.” ~ Anonymous


48. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee. Unknown


49. “Without coffee, nothing gets written. Period.”


50. I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. Clark Gable


51. I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bada** I’m going to be this week.


52. I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. Napoleon Bonaparte


53. “A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.”


54. “May your coffee be strong, your SPF stronger, and your Monday short.” – Unknown


55. I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. Abigail Reynolds


56. “You can do it.” – Coffee motivational quotes


57. “Insert coffee to begin.”


58. “You need some coffee, don’t you?”


59. You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage for Tuesday.


60. I’m not one of those people who wakes up and thinks, ‘Bring on the day!’ I have to have about seven pints of coffee before I’m even remotely awake.” Stacey London


61. A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent. Unknown


62. “Beautiful, I need you like I need the coffee in the morning. Good morning!”


63. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried–up piece of goat.”


64. “Some girsls just want fun.I just want to have coffee.”


65. “Listen, before I had my coffee, I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today, either.”


66. “What do you want? Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare


67. Let’s dance, walk out of the rain, and have a cup of coffee. Coffee is good for your body, mind, and soul.


68. Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.


69. There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. Rian Aditia


70. “Among the numerous luxuries of the table… coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable.” — Benjamin Franklin


71. “I’ll have a side of beach with my morning coffee” – Unknown


72. You’ve got a job to do. Make it happen with a cup of coffee and a smile on your face.


73. “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.”


74. All you need is love and a cup of coffee


75. “Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we’re going to get done today.” – Unknown


76. I coffee because Monday happens every week.


77. Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better. Justina Headley


78. A day without coffee is…just kidding, I have no idea.


79. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” – Wendell Holmes Sr.


80. “Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!”


81. “Cheers to Sunday. Snuggle by the fire, read a good book, have a hot cup of coffee (or two), watch an old movie, relax and enjoy the day.” – Unknown


82. “Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!”


83. Your Tuesday morning has suddenly become so exciting. This is the perfect start to your day with a cup of coffee. Coffee is the perfect way to start each and every work week.


84. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Paul Erdos


85. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”


86. “I don’t want coffee within the morning. All I need is your love to offer me that greater boost I want to make it through the day.”


87. happy 2nd Anniversary baby. you are my life and my whole world. thanks for all those sleepless nights and endless cups of coffee <3


88. coffee in sunshine says it's monday, you can do this.


89. You are my laughter and my light, I love you more than coffee & wine! Happy Birthday to our sweetheart!!


90. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another one.”


91. “I can’t imagine a day without coffee! I can’t imagine.” –Howard Schultz


92. Coffee is like life. It’s hard, sometimes, it feels like you’re not making any progress, but the finished product tastes good.


93. “Your morning coffee will be made perfect, with a teaspoon of my love and a pinch of my hugs.”


94. Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed. Unknown


95. “Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.”


96. Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Bill Gates


97. “Grab a coffee. Journal your intentions. Get to work. Create miracles.”— Elyse Santilli


98. “May your coffee be stronger than any challenges you face today. But if not, remember: DON’T throw your cup at anyone. You need it for refills.” – Nanea Hoffman


99. “Live on coffee and flowers.”


100. If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. Mae West


101. "Just like how a beautiful morning is incomplete without its orange hue, my morning coffee is incomplete without texting you. Good morning.”


102. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.”— Napoleon Bonaparte


103. The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks. Sir James MacKintosh


104. “It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Oh wait, no. It’s Tuesday and I need some coffee.”- Unknown


105. “When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” – Emo Phillips


106. “I drank coffee before it was cool.”


107. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.”—AJ Lee


108. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”—Hugh Jackman


109. You can’t imagine how happy you can be with a good book and good coffee, but only on Sundays.”


110. Even bad coffee is better… than no coffee at all. David Lynch


111. Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee is even better.


112. “Keep warm and drink coffee”


113. “May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.” — Unknown


114. “Coffee because bad mornings deserve a second chance.”


115. “Cold weather gives me an excuse to drink more coffee.”


116. I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover. Sandra Bullock


117. To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” Hugh Jackman


118. “Keep calm and have another cup of coffee.”


119. “It’s never too late for a coffee. After all it’s morning somewhere in the world.” — Zooey Deschanel


120. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”—Louisa May Alcott


121. “That’s what I do: I make coffee and occasionally succumb to suicidal nihilism. But you shouldn’t worry — poetry is still first. Cigarettes and alcohol follow”


122. Monday checklist: Coffee, coffee, lipstick, coffee


123. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” —Marcia Carrington


124. “On this lovely Sunday, remember to take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and indulge yourself in a nice cup of coffee.” ~ Anonymous


125. “How are you making money, how am I making money, how’s that guy making money, how’s that coffee shop making money?”


126. “Coffee is the best Tuesday motivation that exists.”


127. You are a warm cup of coffee on a rainy morning, soft blanket in the cold night; you are all of the love, passion, and comfort of my life.


128. “I can’t write this without coffee, it keeps my soul young and ambitious.” ― Omer Demir


129. “Coffee is already known to be a preventative factor against mild depression, Parkinson’s disease, and colon and rectal cancers.” – Chris Kilham


130. Let me have a cup of coffee and then I’ll drive. Jeep


131. “Just like how a beautiful morning is incomplete without its orange hue, my morning coffee is incomplete without texting you. Good morning.”


132. “Coffee makes me do a happy dance.”


133. “I do not question anyone anymore. I drink coffee and I live.”― Tahar Ben Jelloun


134. “Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.” — Star Trek


135. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” — Ronald Reagan


136. “Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.” – Nanea Hoffman


137. I like my car like I like my coffee- Black and Fast!


138. “A morning without coffee is like sleep.”


139. woman sipping coffee at daybreak says love your mornings again.


140. The best part of every morning is sipping my coffee and thinking of you!


141. You’re more fun to wake up to than my coffee.


142. “Cheers to Sunday. Snuggle by the fire, read a good book, have a hot cup of coffee (or two), watch an old movie, relax, and enjoy the day.” — Unknown


143. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” ― Marcia Carrington


144. “I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bad*ss I’m gonna be today.” – Nanea Hoffman


145. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”


146. “In the modern world, coffee has become a familiar part of everyday life.” ― Adriana Farah


147. I like my coffee black and my mornings bright. – Terri Guillemets


148. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” — Anne Morrow Lindbergh


149. flatlay of pink tulips and coffee cup with note saying, and so the adventure begins, good morning.


150. Tuesday mornings require an extra cup of coffee.


151. “I don’t care whether my morning coffee is a cappuccino, latte or a mocha. My favored coffee is the one that I proportion with you. Good morning.”


152. Young business people working over a paperwork and drinking coffee


153. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”


154. “Once you have learned to appreciate the finest coffees, you can never really go back.” ― Sebastien


155. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”


156. Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline—the first often tasting like the second. Edward Abbey


157. “Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.”


158. Enjoy your family, your friends, and a cup of coffee.


159. “You make it work. You keep getting out of bed. Sometimes it’s just because you know there’s a cup of coffee downstairs.” ‒ Michelle Williams


160. I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge. Jennifer Lopez


161. My old routine was McDonald's on the way to the gym, coffee during my workout, Burger King and Copenhagen post-workout. - Dave Tate


162. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” – Jac Vanek


163. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”—Jac Vanek


164. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my garden, and i go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.”


165. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”


166. "She believed a cup of coffee marked the beginning of each day.” — Anonymous


167. To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine. Unknown


168. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”


169. “Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life.”― Sahara Sanders


170. “Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.” — Allison Czarnecki


171. I have measured out my life with coffee spoon. T.S. Eliot


172. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”


173. When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.


174. A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.


175. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” — Alfred Renyi


176. “What did one coffee say to the other coffee?Where ya bean?”


177. “Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for coffee.”


178. A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.


179. May your coffee kick in before reality does. Unknown


180. Save the earth it’s the only planet with coffee.


181. Mondays: one of those days where even your coffee needs a coffee


182. “Coffee is one of the most popular beverages in the world. Around 145 million bags of coffee are consumed each year worldwide.” ― Jessica Simms


183. Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee. Unknown


184. Wake up sunshine! It’s time to have coffee with me. But first, can I have my morning kiss and hug? I love you!


185. “I’ll have a side of beach with my morning coffee.”


186. “I can’t have coffee, it’s on the bad food list you gave to me. What kind of doctor are you?”


187. “Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.” – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir


188. “I love having a croissant and a great cup of coffee. Just one cup.” –Marcus Samuelsson


189. Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee! David Letterman


190. Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee. Unknown


191. “The world without coffee is like the Brits without tea.” — Jeremiah Say


192. “Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.” – Peter Diamonde


193. I’m a coffeeholic on my road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the way to the coffee shop.


194. May your coffee be stronger than your toddler this Friday morning.


195. “I quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.”


196. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”—Steven Wright


197. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” – Thomas Jefferson


198. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman


199. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman


200. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors


201. “Strange how the bitterness of coffee makes life sweet.” – Suhaib Rumi


202. Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before. Unknown


203. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” — Rohan Marley


204. “Grab a coffee. Journal your intentions. Get to work. Create miracles.”– Elyse Santilli


205. “This cold makes you want to make hot stuff… like coffee!”


206. “May your Thursday feel like pancakes and coffee on a Saturday morning.”


207. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”—Sir James Mackintosh


208. “There’s nothing quite like a quiet corner in a coffee shop to gather your thoughts and begin writing.” –Gautham Menon


209. “The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.”—Theodore Roosevelt


210. Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people. Unknown


211. Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr


212. “My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.” — Anton du Beke


213. “You have a lovable yawn to your face, a cup of coffee in your hands. All that remains is a good morning message from me. Have a tremendous morning!”


214. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the lens of coffee.


215. “You have almost no interest in coffee and then have an epiphany, a cup of coffee that changes everything.” ― Maxwell Colonna-Dashwood


216. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.”


217. A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.


218. It’s not just about the coffee. It’s the entire experience – from the taste of your first sip to the glow that comes over you as you watch the world go by from your favourite window seat.


219. It’s Monday. I have coffee. Boom!


220. “Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”—Justina Chen


221. May your coffee kick in before reality does.


222. Sunday. A day to refuel your soul and be grateful for your blessings. Take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and a cup of coffee.”


223. I could give up coffee, said no one ever.


224. “Coffee is the answer, I don’t remember the question.”


225. Tuesday begins with Coffee. Have a totally terrific Tuesday.


226. ‘You’re the coffee to my mornings and milk to my nights. You are the start and end of my day. You are my world.’


227. You have a cute yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hands. All that remains is a good morning message from me. Have a great morning!


228. Coffee is one of the few things in this world that make mornings bearable.


229. With a cup of coffee, all things are possible.


230. But first, coffee.


231. “At least there was coffee. Reliable, delicious, life-giving coffee.” – Mary H.K. Choi


232. “Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee?”


233. The best way to start your day is with a cup of coffee. Coffee gives you the energy to get through the day.


234. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro


235. “Without coffee something’s missing.” — Al Pacino


236. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” — Martha Quinn


237. “When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” –Helen Hayes


238. “When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” – Helen Hayes


239. “Never say no to coffee.”–Cesar


240. “Fueled by coffee and country music.”


241. “The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” – Haruki Murakami


242. “Some days yo make the coffee some days the coffee makes you.”


243. To an old man, a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house—it sustains and strengthens him. Old Bourbon Proverb


244. I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” Steven Wright


245. “Coffee.”― Tiffany Reisz, The Siren


246. “Missing her kept him awake more than the coffee.” – John Green


247. “If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.” “If I were your husband, I would drink it.” Winston Churchill & Nancy Astor


248. “Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing.”


249. “Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.”


250. “My favorite kind of coffee is the kind where no one talks to me while I’m drinking it.”


251. “She believed a cup of coffee marked the beginning of each day.” — Anonymous


252. Today’s vibe: coffee.


253. All things are possible with coffee and makeup


254. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson


255. Nothing beats the joy of that first cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning.


256. “Given enough coffee I could rule the world.” — Terry Pratchett


257. “The road to success is paved in coffee.”


258. “Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.” – Ankita Singhal


259. “Coffee: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever.”


260. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett


261. “When you steal someone’s coffee is it called mugging?”


262. “I don’t drink coffee. My mother always says I was born caffeinated.” – Dani Rojas


263. “It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Oh wait, no. It’s Tuesday and I need some coffee.” ~ Anonymous


264. That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.” J.D. Salinger


265. Are you an early riser, or are you one of those who struggle to get out of bed, don’t worry; I won’t judge you. This cup of coffee is for you.


266. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” — Rita Moreno


267. Coffee is perfect any time of day, but there’s something special about a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning. So pour on the hot water and permit yourself to love the little things of life!


268. I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. Flash Rosenberg


269. With this coffee – and many, many refills – I shall overcome Monday!


270. I can't have coffee, it's on the bad food list you gave to me. What kind of doctor are you?


271. Every good morning starts with coffee.


272. I’ll have a side of beach with my morning coffee.


273. Monday checklist: wake up, drink coffee.


274. “Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” — Alexander King


275. “Strange how the bitterness of coffee makes life sweet.” – Suhaib Rumi


276. “The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.”


277. It’s a crisp spring morning, and your favourite coffee is waiting for you. The aroma of fresh beans is almost as enticing as the caffeine. And the smell of your favourite sandwich right behind that.


278. Every day is always a good day for coffee. Tuesday mornings are the best.


279. Only 20 Cups of Coffee


280. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. Unknown


281. “Waking up is hard to do…Thank god for coffee.”


282. Wake up. It’s Tuesday, and it’s time to make a cup of coffee.


283. “Affogato crush on you, coffee.”


284. People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy! Unknown


285. “Fueled by coffee and country music.”


286. glass mug with coffee says monday coffee and confidence, here we go.


287. “You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?"


288. “A coffee a day keeps the bad vibes away.”


289. “‘I’m gonna need you to be strong today,’ I whisper to my coffee.”


290. Put your hair up in a bun, drink some coffee, and handle it.


291. A great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee – don’t start your day without it.


292. “Winter means double the coffee.”


293. “Oh look it’s coffee o’clock.”


294. “Without coffee something’s missing.” — Al Pacino


295. We go together like coffee & donuts.


296. “You’re the coffee that I need in the morning; you’re my sunshine in the rain when it’s pouring.” ― Daniel Caesar


297. I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. Terri Guillemets


298. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”


299. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”—Unknown


300. “I like coffee exceedingly...”


301. My dream is to have a house on the beach, even just a little shack somewhere so I can wake up, have coffee, look at dolphins, be quiet and breathe the air.” Christina Applegate


302. Need More Coffee


303. I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee. Unknown


304. You do so much each day and expect so little in return. Fresh coffee and breakfast are waiting for you in the kitchen. I hope your day is as beautiful as you are. Good morning gorgeous, I love you.


305. I am sitting here on a park bench drinking coffee and watching the birds fly around as they sing their pretty songs. The only problem is that you are not here by my side. Good morning beautiful.


306. It's coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early. - Unknown


307. Brighten your day by making it bloom—beginning with a cup of our fresh-brewed coffee. ☕


308. “It’s coffee o’clock.”


309. Be strong, I whisper to my coffee.


310. How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee? Unknown


311. It is a perfect morning. The sun is shining, the breeze is just right, and a cup of coffee gives me the boost I need.


312. Tuesday Morning Coffee


313. Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.


314. "May your Wednesday feel like pancakes and coffee on a Saturday morning.”


315. “A day without coffee is… just kidding, I have no idea.”


316. “Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” — Albert Camus


317. We busy ladies need our coffee fix in the morning. My day doesn’t really start until I’ve had my Starbucks latte.” Heidi Klum


318. Sometimes, a good cup of coffee is all you need to start your day.


319. “It’s so cold out I saw a snowman drinking coffee.”


320. An occasional coffee drinker: I only really like it because it gives me an excuse to eat dessert. Sebastien; Racineux; Chung-Leng Tran, Coffee Isn't Rocket Science


321. When it’s time to jump-start your morning, reach for a cup of coffee. The aroma, the warmth, the caffeine, and the ritual all help to set you up for the rest of your day.


322. “Cold winter hot coffee”


323. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!”


324. “Good days start with coffee and you.”


325. “You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.”—Unknown


326. Coffee: Because Tuesday happens every week.


327. All hail coffee.


328. So wake up, grab a cup of coffee, and start your day with a smile.


329. Sometimes, it’s just for fun. No deadlines, no stress, no problems to solve. Just sit back and sip your coffee.


330. “All you need is coffee and warm socks.”


331. Drink a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning and realize how much joy you have.


332. “It’s when you look over the top of your coffee cup, that you can smile at life.” ― Anthony T. Hincks.


333. Let me drink coffee, and then I will drive the Jeep.


334. Coffee connects us in so many ways–to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. Rohan Marley


335. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”


336. “I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as perfume.” – John van Druten


337. “Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.” – Peter Diamonde


338. May your coffee be strong and your Friday be short.


339. Its coffee and i need some Tuesday.


340. Cheers to Sunday. Snuggle by the fire, read a good book, have a hot cup of coffee (or two), watch an old movie, relax and enjoy the day.


341. Sugar from your lips is all I need to sweeten my morning coffee. Wake up and kiss me, hubby. Good morning!


342. “Life’s too short for bad coffee.”—Gord Downie


343. "There used to be a time when the first thing I thought of in the morning was coffee. Now it’s you.”


344. Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. Fran Drescher


345. “The smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the world’s greatest inventions.”


346. Can I get a Monday-sized coffee to go?


347. “My favorite winter activity is going back inside and drinking more coffee.”


348. “In our planet, more than 1 billion people start their day by drinking a cup of coffee. That makes coffee the most popular drink at the world level after water.” ― Diego Pizano


349. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Steven Wright


350. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson


351. It’s an amazing feeling waking up on Tuesday morning, knowing that you will be drinking coffee today. Coffee is a morning must-have and a great way to start your day.


352. Life without coffee is like something without something… sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet. Unknown


353. “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” – Dave Berry


354. “It doesn’t matter if I have a coffee or tea. I will feel the same as long as I know that you are thinking about me. Good morning.”


355. I am sitting here on a park bench drinking coffee and watching the birds fly around as they sing their pretty songs. The only problem is that you are not here by my side.


356. My favorite coworker is the coffee machine.


357. Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. Unknown


358. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”― Cassandra Clare


359. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”


360. “Mechanically we start our coffee so hoping that a fresh and strong cup of coffee will ignite our body.” ― Byron Pulsifer


361. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'” – Jim Carrey


362. Let the surge of caffeine and excitement wash over you as you sip on delicious coffee. It’s Tuesday morning, which means another day to get things done.


363. “If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.” — Sydney Smith


364. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” ― Sir James Mackintosh


365. “Life is hard to have a cup of coffee.”


366. black man in coffeeshop with text it's monday, don't forget to smile.


367. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” — Abraham Lincoln


368. May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.


369. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” – Fran Drescher


370. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman


371. It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. Dave Barry


372. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” ― Sir James Mackintosh


373. I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. Burt Lancaster


374. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” — T. S. Eliot


375. Friday. A day to refuel your soul and be grateful for your blessings. Take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and a cup of coffee.


376. “I like big cups & I cannot lie.” _ Funny Coffee quotes


377. “Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions coffee understands”-Unknown.”


378. “I’m a survivalist.I can ask for coffee in six languages.”


379. “My mom is a black-no-sugar woman, but I basically believe in turning my coffee into cheesecake.”― Jordan Weisman


380. “Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.”


381. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans


382. “I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rainforests.” –Rob Dyrdek


383. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go,’ Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.” – Jim Carrey


384. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another one.


385. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S Elliot


386. “When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee.”


387. I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. Ronald Reagan


388. “I do not question anyone anymore. I drink coffee and I live.”― Tahar Ben Jelloun


389. I love the smell of coffee, the taste of my favourite coffee and the coffee shop. I love how it wakes me up and prepares me to start my day!


390. “But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee.” – David Lynch


391. “I love having a croissant and a great cup of coffee. Just one cup.” –Marcus Samuelsson


392. “Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.”


393. Last night, I wanted to drink coffee. This morning, I am drinking coffee. Follow your dreams!


394. “Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.” – Kevin Garnett


395. Sip a cup of coffee, listen to some tunes and enjoy life.


396. “Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I'll be happy for the rest of my little life.” – Charlotte Eriksson


397. The road to success is paved in coffee. Unknown


398. A morning without coffee is like sleep. Unknown


399. The morning is a time to relax, focus, and think. It’s the perfect time to drink your cup of coffee.


400. I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.


401. On a cold Tuesday morning, the only thing better than a hot cup of coffee is a hot cup.


402. Monday is like a math problem. Add the coffee, subtract the sleep, multiply the irritation, and divide the happiness.


403. I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It''ll still be the best part of waking up.” Megan Mullally


404. “When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” – Emo Phillips


405. “Missing her kept him awake more than the coffee.” — John Green


406. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”


407. “He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” — Josephine Baker


408. “Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”


409. "Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my little life.” – Charlotte Eriksson


410. Drinking coffee is kinda my major hobby. The great benefit of being an actor is you have all this spare time. My ideal is just hanging out with people. I think I am innately lazy.” Craig Parker


411. Live, love, coffee.


412. “Being able to kick back on your couch, bed, or porch with a nice book and a cup of coffee is something you would be hard-pressed to complain about.” ― Daniel Lancaster


413. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”


414. I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.


415. “Spilled coffee on myself and thought of you haha - hope that stain came out!”


416. “My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.” — Anton du Beke


417. “May your scrubs be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.”


418. “I may not cry over spilled milk, But… I’ll lose my freakin’s mind over spilled coffee.”


419. My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me. Unknown


420. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for Before Coffee.” – Cherise Sinclair


421. Okay, so it’s Monday….and that calls for coffee, more coffee, and even more coffee


422. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.”


423. I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you. Jac Vanek


424. “Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” – Bill Gates


425. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”


426. Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right. Unknown


427. “You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.” – Edward VII


428. I like my car like I like my coffee- Black and Fast!


429. Sometimes I go hours without coffee. It’s called sleeping.


430. Sis, I have discovered that I don’t need coffee when I have such an adorable and energetic younger sister to pep me up. Happy birthday to my little espresso shot!


431. Coffee is my all time favorite co worker for Tuesday.


432. I don’t remember ordering a Monday with my morning coffee.


433. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee. Unknown


434. “At least there was coffee. Reliable, delicious, life-giving coffee.” – Mary H.K. Choi


435. I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just in a committed relationship.


436. “May your coffee kick in before reality does.”


437. “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.”—Sandra Bullock


438. The joy of drinking coffee on a Tuesday morning is like nothing else.


439. “All I want is someone to love me like I love coffee.”


440. I love going to the local coffee shop on a Tuesday morning. The smell of freshly baked goods and the sound of birds chirping are two great things to wake up to.


441. Life is good when you’re awake, enjoying a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning. It’s even better when you have great life quotes to read while sipping on your coffee.


442. “My resting coffee face.”


443. “Oh, the weather outside is frightful; but my coffee is so delightful.”


444. Keep calm and make coffee.


445. It’s time for a Tuesday morning coffee! Let’s enjoy this cup together and let it remind us that life is good.


446. Wine is for aging. Not coffee.” Ken Hutchinson


447. I’d have coffee, sometimes six cups, along with the shake, and I’d have sugar in my coffee. By then I would be pretty jazzed up, and I’d start writing down ideas.” David Lynch


448. I don’t think there’s enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.


449. I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.' Jim Carrey


450. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” – AJ Lee


451. Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.


452. I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. Louisa May Alcott


453. A good cup of coffee doesn’t need to be complicated. A simple, well-prepared cup can bring great satisfaction and joy through its simplicity.


454. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.”


455. “The best part of every morning is sipping my coffee and thinking of you!”


456. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte


457. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham Lincoln


458. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”


459. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. T.S. Eliot


460. They say that someone made the best decision in the world when they decided to make coffee. It can cheer you up, help you get a good night’s sleep, and make Tuesday morning much more enjoyable.


461. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” – Terri Guillemets


462. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” – Sheik Abd-al-Kabir


463. “Mechanically we start our coffee so hoping that a fresh and strong cup of coffee will ignite our body.” ― Byron Pulsifer


464. Sometimes I stay awake so late that I have my first coffee before I go to bed.


465. Garfield and Coffee


466. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank. ” – Sir James MacKintosh


467. Too much Monday. Not enough coffee.


468. Say it with coffee baby announcement idea


469. “Coffee is a language in itself.” — Jackie Chan


470. Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness. – Nanea Hoffman


471. “You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” – Adam Gopnik


472. Any friend of coffee is a friend of mine.


473. “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” — Clark Gable


474. "Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I'll be happy for the rest of my little life.” – Charlotte Eriksson


475. “I owe my diploma to coffee.” – Unknown


476. I’m not much of a morning person, but there’s no better way to start the day than with a piping hot cup of coffee.


477. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.”


478. “She’s a strong cup of black coffee in a world that is drunk on the cheap wine of shallow love.” –Unknown


479. “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” — Sandra Bullock


480. Coffee is like a good friend who is always there to pick you up when you’re feeling down.


481. You deserve some coffee.


482. “Life happens coffee helps.”


483. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”—David Lynch


484. “Being able to kick back on your couch, bed, or porch with a nice book and a cup of coffee is something you would be hard-pressed to complain about.” ― Daniel Lancaster


485. “I went a day without coffee once the worst day ever.”


486. Fatherhood is one of the best reasons to need a little extra coffee. —Lauren Schimming


487. When life gets tough, take a deep breath, and drink some coffee.


488. “Coffee comes first Always.”


489. “I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” – Howard Schultz


490. Its time for Tuesday coffee.


491. “Just like how a beautiful morning is incomplete without its orange hue, my morning coffee is incomplete without texting you. Good morning.”Tap To Copy


492. “Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don’t look for anything else.” — Bertrand Russell


493. “I love the smell of freshly-brewed coffee in the morning. I also love the sound of no-one talking while I’m drinking it.”


494. ”You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together. ”


495. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.”—Rita Moreno


496. The joy of drinking coffee on a Tuesday morning is not comparable to any other pleasure in life.


497. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”― Louisa May Alcott


498. “Winter was made for hot coffee, warm blankets, and large books.”


499. “I can’t go a day without coffee, Instagram, or my best friend!”


500. “It’s not proceastinating if you’re drinking coffee it’s “procaffinating”.


501. “To me, the smell of fresh–made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”


502. “Daily and moderate intake of coffee can have an important role in the prevention of many diseases. . .and also can help in preventing obesity among youth.” ― Dr. Mario Maranhao


503. “I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re in a committed relationship.”


504. It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible, but eight cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw. Unknown


505. “Did you ever stop to think that maybe coffee is addicted to me?”


506. “Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?”


507. Coffee is more than just a drink. It’s like a hug in a mug. It smells like something fresh in the morning and a warm hug on cold days. It’s a writer’s fuel, it makes people smile and dance joyfully.


508. Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. David Letterman


509. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” ― Gabriel Bá


510. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” — Martha Quinn


511. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” — Sheik Abd-al-Kabir


512. “Coffee is the accessory that always matches my outfit.”


513. "You’re the coffee that I need in the morning; you’re my sunshine in the rain when it’s pouring.” ― Daniel Caesar


514. “Life is too short to drink bad coffee.”


515. “When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” –Helen Hayes


516. “Life is better with flowers and coffee.”


517. I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.


518. “There used to be a time when the first thing I thought of in the morning was coffee. Now it’s you.”


519. A good cup of coffee is one of the most delicious things you can make in the morning. And for many people, that means choosing between black, green, white and flavoured coffees.


520. Happy every day we get to grow and make coffee with you. We’re drinking our lot of sunshine here today


521. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”― Louisa May Alcott


522. “May your coffee be stronger than your toddler.” – Unknown


523. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” — Sheik Abd-al-Kabir


524. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott


525. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”—Lewis Black


526. What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. Henry Rollins


527. “Life without coffee is scary.”


528. It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. Donna A. Favors


529. “I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf.”― Matthew Arnold Stern


530. “I don’t drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.”


531. I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn’t write.” Jonathon Ames


532. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” ― Gabriel Bá


533. “A day without coffee is like something without something.”


534. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors


535. Good morning, coffee.


536. “My coffee’s just like me. Strong, bitter, and hot enough to burn you.”


537. “Give me a hot drink and I’m happy. Hot cider, hot chocolate, coffee… I like all winter beverages.”


538. Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee. – AJ Lee


539. “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.”—Carly Simon


540. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” — Anne Morrow Lindbergh


541. There’s something about the morning coffee that’s so reassuring after a wild weekend of partying.


542. “The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.”


543. If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln


544. Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.


545. “The road to success is paved in coffee.”


546. “Life is scary without coffee.”—Unknown


547. “A morning without coffee is like sleep.”


548. “Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don’t look for anything else.” — Bertrand Russell


549. “I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons.” – Nanea Hoffman


550. “Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.” — Holly Black


551. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.”— Terri Guillemets


552. “I can’t write this without coffee, it keeps my soul young and ambitious.” ― Omer Demir


553. “Let me drink coffee, and then I will drive the Jeep.” — Unknown


554. “Humanity runs on coffee.”


555. Fatherhood is one of the best reasons to need a little extra coffee.


556. “I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” — Carly Simon


557. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro


558. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?”—Anthony Trollope


559. So I wasn't there when he died, which I regret. But after a certain point in life a person has to dunk her regrets in the morning coffee, just like biscuits. - Natalia Ginzburg


560. He was my cream, and I was his coffee. And when you poured us together, it was something.” Josephine Baker


561. “You have almost no interest in coffee and then have an epiphany, a cup of coffee that changes everything.” ― Maxwell Colonna-Dashwood


562. It’s Monday, but coffee can handle it.


563. “I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” – Terri Guillemets


564. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” – Jean Kerr


565. Good coffee is a pleasure. Good friends are a treasure.


566. “It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it’s still early.” – Unknown


567. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”


568. “Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” — Albert Camus


569. “May your coffee be stronger than any challenges you face today. But if not, remember: DON’T throw your cup at anyone. You need it for refills.” – Nanea Hoffman


570. “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.”- Kayla Itsines


571. “Life is short enjoyed ur coffee.”


572. “Good morning sweetness, I’m drinking coffee and thinking of you (of course). Wishing you a wonderful day. See you tonight”Tap To Copy


573. No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. Sheik Abd-al-Kabir


574. You make good coffee... You're a slob, but you make good coffee. Cher, Moonstruck


575. Move over coffee; today is a day for champagne.


576. Life isn’t perfect, but your coffee can be.


577. I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. 'This was a five-espresso algorithm.' Unknown


578. “Please pour me some coffee and sit beside me. I want to have a perfect start to this day.” ― Nitya Prakash


579. “I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons.” – Nanea Hoffman


580. First I drink the coffee then I drive the jeep.


581. Good coffee is always better with friends.


582. “I brought you some coffee.” he held out the cup but she waved it away.


583. Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. Stephanie Piro


584. “Please pour me some coffee and sit beside me. I want to have a perfect start to this day.” ― Nitya Prakash


585. “I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”


586. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”― Cassandra Clare


587. “I can’t imagine a day without coffee! I can’t imagine.” –Howard Schultz


588. “Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.”


589. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.”


590. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Reagan


591. “To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him.”— Old Bourbon Proverb


592. “Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.”


593. I drink coffee, and I like to dance. Coffee is life; dance is expression and joy.


594. May your coffee be strong and your Tuesday go smooth. May your heart find happiness in something simple today.


595. “Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child’s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.” — Jonathan Carroll


596. May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.


597. “Right,” Holden said. “No coffee. This is a terrible, terrible planet.”


598. Remember that beautiful morning when you woke up, put on your favourite shirt and drank a perfect cup of coffee? It was one of those days that make memories worth remembering.


599. “I have coffee in my veins.”


600. “My favorite combo: sunrise and coffee.”- Unknown


601. “It’s coffee o’clock.”


602. Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.


603. Wake up and smell the coffee; your day is a masterpiece!


604. “If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”


605. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.”– Burt Lancaster


606. “‘I’m gonna need you to be strong today,’ I whisper to my coffee.”


607. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”


608. Enjoy a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning, and let it be a moment to pause and reflect.


609. “Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.” – Ankita Singhal


610. “Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” – Floyd Maxwell


611. "Dear Thursday, I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.”


612. “On this lovely Sunday, remember to take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and indulge yourself in a nice cup of coffee.” — Unknown


613. This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. Unknown


614. “My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.”


615. “Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping.”


616. I don’t care whether my morning coffee is a cappuccino, latte or a mocha. My favorite coffee is the one that I share with you. Good morning!


617. Need. more. coffee.


618. Coffee is the lifeblood of my soul. It wakes me up, keeps me motivated and makes me feel like a superhero.


619. “From the first cup of coffee in the morning to playing in the sheets at night, I choose you to be by my side.” — J. Wolf


620. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” – Alfred Renyi/Paul Erdos


621. “You’d be late for your own fuckin’ funeral … What the fuck you lookin’ at? Come on, make that coffee to go. Let’s go.” —Tommy DeVito


622. “There’s nothing quite like a quiet corner in a coffee shop to gather your thoughts and begin writing.” –Gautham Menon


623. “You make it work. You keep getting out of bed. Sometimes it’s just because you know there’s a cup of coffee downstairs.” – Michelle Williams


624. “Forever: The time it takes to brew the first cup of coffee on a winter morning.”


625. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”


626. “I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.”—Napoleon Bonaparte


627. If I could just find one person who I felt that way about—the way I feel about coffee—then I think I’d be in a content relationship.” Taylor Swift


628. “Happiness is the smell of early morning coffee.”


629. “Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my little life.” – Charlotte Eriksson


630. Nothing beats having a cup of coffee on a Tuesday morning.


631. “The secret of life is a good cup of coffee / The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball” -Faith Hill


632. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” – Anthony Trollope


633. Drinking coffee is one of life’s true joys. It allows us to slow down, take a deep breath and enjoy the moment


634. “Life’s too short for bad coffee.” –Gord Downie


635. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”—Edward Abbey


636. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.”


637. “You make it work. You keep getting out of bed. Sometimes it’s just because you know there’s a cup of coffee downstairs.” — Michelle Williams


638. “I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” —Terri Guillemets


639. Do they sell decaf coffee tables at Ikea?


640. “I like a venti black coffee, no room for cream or sugar.” –Victor J. Glover


641. Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping. Unknown


642. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”—Earl Wilson


643. Good morning, where’s my coffee?