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279 Best Joker Quotes: Appreciate The Madness (2023)

Updated: Jan 15

1. You actually believed that all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days in drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you'd have me all figured out? Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to understanding?. — Batman #681

2. “Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.”

3. Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.” – The Joker

4. I'm not mad at all. I'm just differently sane.. — Batman and Robin #13

5. “April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!”

6. The pen is truly mightier than the sword!. — The Dark Knight

7. “You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it ironic?”

8. “Let’s put a smile on that face!”

9. I've been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I'm pursuing a career in standup comedy.. — Joker

10. Why so serious? ” ― The Joker

11. I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level.. — The Dark Knight

12. “One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.”

13. ‎Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…” ― The Joker

14. Devil is double is deuce, my dear doctor ... and joker trumps deuce.. — Batman #681

15. “I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.”