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  • Jonno White

1,000 Funniest Lightboard Quotes: Light Box, Letter Board

1. Love is in the air. Nope, that’s bacon.

2. Don’t mind the mess, my kids are making memories… of me yelling at them to clean up the mess.

3. The biggest gap in your life is that between what you know and what you do. - Bob Proctor

4. How do you like your eggs? Ummm… in cake, please.

5. Man cannot live on bread alone. Toddler: challenge accepted.

6. Suggested they try the Glatt, an enormous American-style mall in Wallisellen, one town over from Dietlikon. - Author: Jill Alexander Essbaum

7. Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.

8. “Be strong” I whispered to my WiFi signal.

9. Eat tacos like every day is Tuesday.

10. I've coached doing judo, but I've never coached MMA. I'll have my own coach with me to help me along the way and I can't really fail with him by my side, but I'm a little nervous. - Author: Ronda Rousey

11. Have a sparkling New Year! (News Years)

12. Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave. (Patriotic)

13. If you were a ghost, you would be my favorite boo. (Halloween)