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1,000 Motivational Humorous Tuesday Quotes: Funny (2023)

1. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. ”


2. “Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. ” —Sam Levenson


3. “There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do. ” — Amy Poehler


4. “Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister.”


5. ” “Live every day like it's Taco Tuesday. ” “How is your smile this Tuesday?” “Appreciate


6. “Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then.” ~ Al Rocker


7. “Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale” – Hans Christian Anderson


8. “You gotta make it a priority to make your priorities a priority. ”


9. “Good Morning Tuesday: “I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” – Terri Guillemets


10. “Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday.” ― Unknown


11. “Courage means to keep making forward progress while you still feel afraid. ” – Joyce Meyer


12. Tuesday positive quotes for work


13. “I never dreamed about success. I worked for it. ” —Estée Lauder


14. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.”


15. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats. ” — Voltaire


16. “They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. ”


17. “All Tuesdays lead to tacos. ”


18. “Did someone order a bright and sunny day? Well…here it is. Happy Tuesday!” ~ Anthony T. Hincks


19. “Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.” – Unknown


20. “No matter what your Tuesday is, don’t worry because Friday is on its way.” ~ Anonymous


21. “Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day.”


22. Worry is a misuse of imagination. —Unknown


23. “Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?” ~ Todd Stocker


24. “Happy Tuesday. Don’t worry Friday is coming.” – Unknown


25. “Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday. ” – Unknown


26. “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game” – Babe Ruth


27. “I am only human, although I regret it.” ― Mark Twain


28. “Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value” - Albert Einstein


29. “The eyes of others our prisons; their thoughts our cages.”


30. “Do or do not. There is no try. “ — Yoda, “Star Wars”


31. “The mind is everything. What you think you become.”


32. “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all” – Helen Keller


33. “A Tuesday after a three-day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!” —Unknown


34. “Tuesday’s are really just Monday’s dressed in their Sunday best.” – Unknown


35. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin


36. “To do two things at once is to do neither. ”


37. “You can fool everyone else but you can’t fool your own mind” - David Allen


38. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” – Wayne Gretzky


39. “One can find time for everything if one is never in a hurry. ”


40. “It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday!” ~ Anonymous


41. “Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.”


42. “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!”- Neil Leckman


43. “Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark. Aim for the company of immortals.” ―David Ogilvy


44. “You’re never a loser until you quit trying.”– Mike Ditka


45. “Dear Tuesday, Nobody likes you. You’re just Monday’s ugly cousin.” – Unknown


46. “Don’t wish it were easier. Wish you were better. ” – Jim Rohn


47. “Until we can manage time, we can manage nothing else. ”


48. “Someday is not a day of the week.”– Janet Daily


49. “Live out of your imagination, not your history. ” —Stephen Covey


50. “Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.” ~ Emily P. Freeman


51. “You may delay, but time will not. ”


52. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday. ” — Anton Chekhov


53. “Tuesday is Choose-day” - Unknown


54. Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week


55. “Who you are tomorrow begins with what you do today.”– Tim Fargo


56. “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” – Steven Wright


57. “Transformation Tuesday: The day to stop rushing and start prioritizing. ” — Unknown


58. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” – Anton Chekhov


59. “Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. ” — Lolly Daskal


60. “It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” ~ George Weah


61. “To shine your brightest light is to be who you truly are.”


62. “Tuesday’s child is full of grace. ” — Unknown


63. “Spending time in nature feeling connected with the world often elicits gratitude.”


64. “Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. ” ―Abraham Lincoln


65. “When I believe in something, I’m like a dog with a bone. ” —Melissa McCarthy


66. “If it makes you nervous, you’re doing it right. ” —Childish Gambino


67. “Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day-in and day-out.” – Robert Collier


68. “Tuesday. Worry less. Live more.” – Unknown


69. “Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then. ” – Al Rocker


70. “He that can have patience can have what he will. ” ―Benjamin Franklin


71. “Punctuality is the thief of time”


72. “It’s during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light” – Aristotle


73. “The only impossible journey is the one you never begin” – Tony Robbins


74. “Let Tuesday tarnish your day with love and smiles. Happy Tuesday. ”- Anthony T. Hincks


75. “Wishing you a wonderful Tuesday! Stay loved and blessed. ” - Unknown


76. “It is never too late to be what you might have been” – George Eliot


77. “Until we can manage time, we can manage nothing else” - Peter Drucker


78. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!” Audrey Hepburn


79. “I would rather risk wearing out than rusting out.”– Theodore Roosevelt


80. “I am having Monday feelings towards Tuesday. ”- Unknown


81. “Multi-tasking arises out of distraction itself. ”


82. “Make a difference this Tuesday, be an encourager!” — Unknown


83. “It always seems impossible until it’s done.”


84. “Appreciate all you have this Tuesday and you will find you may have a great day!” – Unknown


85. “I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo


86. “I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.”


87. “Good morning. Happy Tuesday be someone’s sunshine today.” – Unknown


88. “Have the end in mind and every day make sure your working towards it” – Ryan Allis


89. “Rid yourself of negativity and have a positively Happy Tuesday.” – Unknown


90. I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. —Edna Mode


91. “Now the world had narrowed down to this: Tuesday hated Cecelia and Cecelia hated it back.”


92. “Tuesdays are really just Mondays dressed in their Sunday best.” – NA


93. “A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.”


94. “Tuesday is the day to finish what’s left on Monday before Wednesday arrives.” Unknown


95. “Haste in every business brings failures. ”


96. “Dictum on television scripts: We don’t want it good – we want it Tuesday. ” ― Denis Norden


97. “Once you have commitment, you need the discipline and hard work to get you there. ” –


98. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ” Marilyn Monroe


99. “Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. ”


100. “Bad decisions make good stories.” Ellis Vidler


101. “Efficiency is doing better what is already being done” - Peter Drucker


102. Tuesday isn't so bad. It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday


103. “The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same. ” – Colin R. Davis


104. “Tuesday is a huge day.” – Ian Mcdougal


105. “Where your attention goes, your time goes. ”


106. “It’s not enough to be busy, so are the ants. The question is, what are we busy about?”


107. “The world is changed by your example. Not by your opinion. ” – Paulo Coelho


108. “If you don’t risk anything, you risk even more. ” —Erica Jong


109. “I’m in shape. Round is a shape. ” — George Carlin


110. “The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it. ” ―Epicurus


111. “Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then. ” — Al Rocker


112. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ” — Cathy Guisewite


113. “Tuesday’s coming, did you bring your coat?” ― Don Hertzfeldt


114. “There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. ” – Beverly Sills


115. “Begin with the end in mind. ”


116. “Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.” - Unknown


117. “It is Taco Tuesday. I don’t have any tacos. That makes me sad inside. ”


118. “What are you planting in your mind this Tuesday – results or weeds?” ~ Anonymous


119. “Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday. ” – Anonymous


120. “All progress takes place outside the comfort zone.”


121. “I am having Friday feeling towards Tuesday.” ~ Anonymous


122. “I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.”— Stephen Covey


123. “Don’t just dream it be it, because anything is possible. Happy Tuesday.” ~ Anonymous


124. “Good Morning, It’s Tuesday! Congratulations! You somehow survived Monday.” ~ Invajy


125. Tuesday's are really just Monday's dressed in their Sunday best


126. “Don’t Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much Of Today. ” – Will Rogers


127. “Today has been the Mondayest Tuesday ever.”


128. “Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.”


129. “Bad decisions make good stories. ” — Ellis Vidler


130. “Believe you can, and you’re halfway there” – Theodore Roosevelt


131. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen


132. “It’s only Tuesday and I am already 95% done with this week. ”- Unknown


133. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” ― Steven Wright


134. “Tuesday is just another word for Monday.” – Unknown


135. “If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. ”


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137. “ People who say “good morning” should be forced to prove it. Happy Tuesday!” ~ Anonymous


138. “A goal is a dream with a deadline.” – Napoleon Hill


139. “Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat. ”


140. “Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness.”


141. “Most people fail in life because they major in minor things.”


142. “Don't work for recognition but do work worthy of recognition.”– H. Jackson Brown, Jr.


143. “It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up” – Vince Lombardi


144. “You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late. ”


145. “Fortune favors the bold” – Virgil


146. “In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different. ” —Coco Chanel


147. “Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day. ” ―A. A. Milne


148. “To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.” ― Albert Camus


149. A year from now you will wish you had started today. —Unknown


150. Tuesday's child is full of grace


151. “Today’s accomplishments were yesterday’s impossibilities.” – Robert H. Schulle


152. “Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden


153. “Tuesday is just another word for Monday. ” – Unknown


154. “Anything can make me stop and look and wonder, and sometimes learn. ” —Kurt Vonnegut


155. “Tuesday: 4 days until Saturday to make things happen.” – Unknown


156. “I am having Friday feelings towards Tuesday. ” — Unknown


157. “The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me?” – Ayn Rand


158. “Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. ”


159. “Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. ” – Lolly Daskal


160. “My spirit animal on Tuesdays is a Tacosaurus. ”


161. “Rid yourself of negativity and have a positively happy Tuesday. ” — Unknown


162. “If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat! Just get on”– Sheryl Sandberg


163. “Time is a created thing. To say ‘I don’t have time,’ is to say, ‘I don’t want to. ”


164. “People who say “good morning” should be forced to prove it. Happy Tuesday!”


165. “Did someone order a bright and sunny day? Well…here it is. Happy Tuesday!” – Anthony T. Hincks


166. “If you want to be happy, be.” ― Leo Tolstoy


167. “You don’t need a new plan for next year, You need a commitment” - Seth Godin


168. Tuesday: I can't even see the weekend from here


169. Aspire to inspire before we expire. — Eugene Bell Jr


170. “A plan is what, a schedule is when. It takes both a plan and a schedule to get things done. ”


171. “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me. ” — Ayn Rand


172. Focus on your goals and stay motivated. ” “Happy Tuesday! Work hard, stay focused


173. “Tuesdays are really just Mondays dressed in their Sunday best. ”- Unknown


174. “Whoever is happy will make others happy too” – Anne Frank


175. Quotes About Education, Teachers, and School:


176. “Don’t be afraid to give up the good for the great” – John D. Rockefeller


177. “Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. ”


178. “The purpose of our lives is to be happy” – Dalai Lama


179. “Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday. ” — Unknown


180. “Multitasking, when it comes to paying attention, is a myth. ”


181. “We each need to fill our minds and hearts with positive and joyful reinforcement each day. ”


182. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” ― A. A. Milne


183. “Good Morning Tuesday! Wishing you a blooming great day!” – Unknown


184. Dear Tuesday, Nobody likes you. You're just Monday's ugly cousin


185. “Resilience is when you address uncertainty with flexibility. ” —Unknown


186. “I have stood on a mountain of no’s for one yes.” —Barbara Elaine Smith


187. “Tuesday’s child is overflowing with grace.”


188. “You carry the passport to your own happiness. ” —Diane von Furstenberg


189. “Let Tuesday tarnish your day with love and smiles. Happy Tuesday.” ― Anthony T. Hincks


190. “In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. ”


191. “Be yourself, everyone else is already taken” – Oscar Wilde


192. “If Tuesday were a movie, it would be called Monday Part:2.” – Unknown


193. “People who say “good morning” should be forced to prove it. Happy Tuesday!” – Unknown


194. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ” — Marilyn Monroe


195. “A goal without a plan is just a wish. ”


196. “If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.” ― Lawrence Ferlinghetti


197. “Tuesday is a huge day. ” – Ian Mcdougal


198. “Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, stop caring about what others think.”


199. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday. ” — Anton Chekhov


200. “All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them” – Walt Disney


201. “What are you planting in your mind this Tuesday — results or weeds?” —Unknown


202. “Do or do not. There is no try.”— Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back


203. “Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” — Ursula Le Guin


204. “The best time to start was last year. Failing that, today will do”


205. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”


206. More is lost by indecision than wrong decision.” —Marcus Tullius Cicero


207. “Do not wait for the perfect time and place to enter, for you are already onstage. ” —Unknown


208. “Work that you love and care about will always be something you care about on Tuesday.”


209. “Well-behaved women seldom make history. ” Laurel Thatcher Ulrich


210. “Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it” – Charles Swindoll


211. “It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” ― George Weah


212. “If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough. ” — Phyllis Diller


213. “Make use of time, let not advantage slip. ”


214. “I always live in the present. The future I can’t know. The past I no longer have. ”


215. “Did someone order a bright and sunny day? Well…here it is. Happy Tuesday!”


216. “Productivity is being able to do things that you were never able to do before” - Franz Kafka


217. “I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.” ― Steven Wrigh


218. “So little time and so little to do. ”


219. “Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday. ” – Unknown


220. “Bad decisions make good stories. ” Ellis Vidler


221. “Happy Tuesday. Stay positive. Saying ‘YES’ to HAPPINESS leaves no room for STRESS!” – Unknown


222. “There is more to life than simply increasing its speed. ”


223. Resources For Months, Seasons & Holidays


224. “A Tuesday after a three day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!” – Unknown


225. “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ” — Kyle Chandler


226. “Did someone order a bright and sunny day? Well…here it is. Happy Tuesday!” — Anthony T. Hincks


227. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” — Robin Williams


228. “A Tuesday after a three-day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!” - Unknown


229. “The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. ”


230. “Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today” – Will Rogers


231. “We have a strategic plan. It’s called doing things” - Herb Kelleher


232. “What are you planting in your mind this Tuesday - results or weeds?” - Unknown


233. “Tuesday is a huge day. ” — Ian Mcdougal


234. “Don't compromise yourself - you're all you have.”


235. “I don’t have time is just saying it’s not a priority. ”


236. “Time will not slow down when something unpleasant lies ahead. ” – Harry Potter


237. “Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough” – Og Mandino


238. “I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.”– Thomas Jefferson


239. “The key is in not spending time, but in investing it.”– Stephen R. Covey


240. “Why does February feel like one big Tuesday?”


241. “Tuesday: I can’t even see the weekend from here.” – Unknown


242. “Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve” – Napoleon Hill


243. “On this beautiful Tuesday choose peace, choose love, and choose acceptance.” ~ Anonymous


244. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space. ” Unknown


245. “Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground. ” ―Theodore Roosevelt


246. “Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. ”


247. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams” – Eleanor Roosevelt


248. “Where would we be without Taco Tuesday?”


249. “Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day. ” - Jim Miller


250. “Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow. ” – Plato


251. “I am having Monday feelings towards Tuesday.”- Unknown


252. “I find it hard to get out of bed on Tuesday mornings.” – Unknown


253. “Time is what we want most but what we use worst. ” – William Penn


254. “The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are.” ― Goldie Hawn


255. “I hate mornings, they start so early.” — Janet Evanovich


256. “Be motivated this Tuesday to be your best!” ~ Anonymous


257. “Tuesdays are a chance for a new beginning and a new perspective, so make them count.”


258. “In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on” - Robert Frost


259. “Nothing is impossible, the world itself says, ‘I’m possible!’” – Audrey Hepburn


260. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”


261. “In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.”


262. “The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. ” — Confucius


263. “If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.”


264. Good morning Tuesday! Monday is over, so let's enjoy the rest of the week in peace


265. “Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician. ”


266. “Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.” ― Omar Khayyam


267. “You have to be odd to be number one” – Dr. Seuss


268. “Show up, show up, show up, and after a while the muse shows up, too.” —Isabel Allende


269. “Tuesday’s child is full of grace.”- Unknown


270. “It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday.” – Unknown


271. “Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday. ” —Unknown


272. “The practice of gratitude empowers, heals, inspires, and fosters heartfelt well–being.”


273. “Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. ” — John Wooden


274. “The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!”– Marvin Phillips


275. “Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?” ― Todd Stocker


276. “Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day. ” – Jim Miller


277. “It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays. ” – George Weah


278. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” — Steven Wright


279. “The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ” — Mark Twain


280. “Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears” – Les Brown


281. “It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday!”- Unknown


282. “The standard you walk past, is the standard you accept. ” —David Hurley


283. “You can come out now, Monday’s gone!” — Unknown


284. “Efficiency is doing the thing right. Effectiveness is doing the right thing. ”


285. “Rid yourself of negativity and have a positively Happy Tuesday. ” – Unknown


286. “If you don’t have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?”


287. “There is a mountain ahead of you, so just go on your way!”


288. It's CHOOSE-DAY!


289. “Tuesdays are the new Monday.”


290. “Set your goals high, and don’t stop till you get there. ” —Bo Jackson


291. “Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning” – Gloria Steinem


292. “Transformation Tuesday” Quotes for Instagram & Co.


293. “It’s Tuesday! Worry less, live more”- Unknown


294. “To know how much there is to know is the beginning of learning to live. ” —Dorothy West


295. It's only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday


296. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Wayne Gretzky


297. “Sometimes the little things in life mean the most.”


298. “One can only forget about time by making use of it. ”


299. “Time goes, you say, Ah no! Alas, Time stays, we go. ”


300. “Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday. ” — Unknown


301. “Rid yourself of negativity and have a positively Happy Tuesday.” – Unknown


302. “I believe in one day at a time; you've got TODAY, that's what you' ve got.” – Al Pacino


303. “We say we waste time, but that is impossible. We waste ourselves. ”


304. “It’s an indication that I’ve somehow lived through the week.”


305. “Tuesday is a huge day.” – Ian Mcdougal”


306. “Hello Tuesday, choose to smile, choose to be happy!”


307. “The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing” – Walt Disney


308. “Take in the oxygen of adoration. Exhale out the oxygen of harmony. Happy Tuesday!” — Unknown


309. I have to be successful because I like expensive things.


310. “Writing is?waiting for the word that may not be there until next Tuesday. ” ― Richard Wilbur


311. “I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday. ” – Jack L. Warner


312. “Tuesday brings meaning to my week. ” ― Anthony T. Hincks


313. “No matter what your Tuesday is, don’t worry because Friday is on its way.” – Unknown


314. A Tuesday after a three day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!


315. “Why do anything unless it is going to be great?” - Peter Block


316. “Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.” – Robert Collier


317. “I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.” ~ Jack L. Warner


318. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. ” — Oscar Wilde


319. “Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister.” – Unknown


320. “It's only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday!”- Unknown


321. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. ” Robin Williams


322. “Tuesday is neither here nor there in the hierarchy of the week. ” - Anthony T. Hincks


323. “One small, positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. ” — Dalai Lama


324. “Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet. ” Unknown


325. “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ” —Mark Twain


326. “Happy Tuesday. Stay positive. Saying ‘YES’ to HAPPINESS leaves no room for STRESS!” – Unknown


327. “Tuesday’s are really just Monday’s dressed in their Sunday best.” ~ Anonymous


328. If your dreams don't scare you, they aren't big enough. - Oprah Winfrey


329. “If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one. ” —Dolly Parton


330. “Lazy Tuesdays” by Domenico Salvagnin, is licensed under CC BY 2.0


331. “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream” – C. S. Lewis


332. “You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. ”


333. “Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.”


334. “I never dreamed about success; I worked for it” – Estee Lauder


335. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” ― Charlie Chaplin


336. “Appreciate all you have this Tuesday and you will find you may have a great day!” - Unknown


337. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. ” — Yogi Berra


338. “No matter what your Tuesday is, don’t worry because Friday is on its way. ” — Unknown


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340. “The art of multitasking must become a habit to be enjoyed and nothing else. ”


341. “Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the right things” - Peter Drucker


342. “Don’t just dream it be it, because anything is possible. Happy Tuesday. ”- Unknown


343. “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” ― Yogi Berra


344. “Happy Tuesday. You’re awesome. ” – Anonymous


345. “Dreams don’t work unless you do.”– John C. Maxwell


346. “If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.” ~ Will Rogers


347. “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life” – Steve Jobs


348. “Keep calm – it’s Taco Tuesday. ”


349. “Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.” – Unknown


350. “Time is money, especially when you’re talking to a lawyer, or buying a commercial. ”


351. “On this beautiful Tuesday, choose joy instead of negativity!” - Unknown


352. “If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.” – Will Rogers


353. “Happy Tuesday! Don’t forget to be kind to yourself. ” - Unknown


354. “Good Morning Tuesday”: Greetings for WhatsApp & Co.


355. “Hello Tuesday, sending everyone cherish wishes for a lovely day!”


356. “Be content to act, and leave the talking to others.” – Baltasa


357. “Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”


358. “All our dreams will come true, if we have the courage to pursue them” – Walt Disney


359. . . . No matter how good you might be in a movie, you'll


360. “Tuesday! Worry less, live more. ” — Unknown


361. “Happy Tuesday Evening” Quotes to Send


362. “The Way Get Started Is To Quit Talking And Begin Doing. ”– Walt Disney


363. “Trying is the first step toward failure. ” Homer Simpson


364. “If you’re really looking for something in particular, it helps to take your time. ”


365. “Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen


366. “I want to always keep going. I don’t want to ever stop. ” – Nobu Matsuhisa


367. “If you can’t feed a team with two pizzas, it’s too large” – Jeff Bezos


368. “After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W – T – F.”


369. It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare. — Benjamin Dover


370. “Be motivated this Tuesday to be your best!” - Unknown


371. “The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” – Mark Morris


372. Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine. — Lord Byron


373. “Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do” – John Wooden


374. “Tuesday is proof that you survive Monday.”- Unknown


375. “If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” – John Wagner


376. “All good work requires self-revelation.”– Sidney Lumet


377. “If you love the work you are doing, then you will love Tuesday!” ― Catherine Pulsifer


378. “Tuesday is neither here nor there in the hierarchy of the week.” ~ Anthony T. Hincks


379. “Let Tuesday tarnish your day with love and smiles. Happy Tuesday.” ~ Anthony T. Hincks


380. “True freedom is impossible without a mind made free by discipline. ” ―Mortimer J. Adler


381. “Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans” – John Lennon


382. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” ~ Anonymous


383. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday. ” - Unknown


384. It's coffee and I need some Tuesday


385. “If TGIF is Thank God It’s Friday, then today must be SH*T, Sure Happy It’s Tuesday.”


386. “We are the generation capable of doing many things at once, without enjoying any of them. ”


387. “One day at a time is all we do. One day at a time is good for you.” – John Lennon


388. “It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays. ” – George Weah


389. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.” quotes #FridayFunny


390. “If you never give up, you’ll be successful. ” – Dan O’Brien


391. “The way we spend our time defines who we are. ”


392. “It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday!”


393. “Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister.” ~ Anonymous


394. “If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.” ― Will Rogers


395. “In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.” – George Lopez


396. “Tuesday troubles will vanish by Friday. ” — Invajy


397. “Don’t wish it were easier. Wish you were better. ” – Jim Rohn


398. “Someday” is a disease that will take your dreams to the grave with you. ” – Timothy Ferriss


399. “Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. ” — Les Brown


400. “Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots follow them.” #quotes #FridayFunny


401. “A Tuesday after a three day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!” ~ Anonymous


402. “On this beautiful Tuesday choose peace, choose love, and choose acceptance. ”- Unknown


403. “Anyone can hide. Facing up to things, working through them, that's what makes you strong.”


404. “The best way out is always through. ” ―Robert Frost


405. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory. ” — Mark Twain


406. “It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.”– Vince Lombardi


407. “Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. ”


408. · Be thoughtful on Tuesday. · Don't let your Monday feelings ruin your Tuesday. · Sad


409. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” ― Anton Chekhov


410. After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W - T - F


411. “Hello Tuesday, will your heart be full of joy and your day full of smiles!”


412. “Small is not just a stepping-stone. Small is a great destination itself. ” ―Jason Fried


413. “Live one day at a time, and never be afraid.” – Tammy Faye Bakker


414. “In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.” ~ George Lopez


415. “I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse” – Florence Nightingale


416. “The best weeks start on Monday.” – Nice Peter


417. “Courage is like a muscle. We strengthen it by use. ” —Ruth Gordo


418. “When you know what you want, and want it bad enough, you’ll find a way to get it” – Jim Rohn


419. “We generate fears while we sit. We overcome them by action” – Dr. Henry Link


420. “Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall” – Confucius


421. “Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister.” – Unknown


422. “I think it’s intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are. ” —Don Cheadle


423. “I am having Monday feelings towards Tuesday.”


424. “Think like a proton. Always be positive.” #quotes #FridayFunny


425. “Make a difference this Tuesday, be an encourager!” ~ Anonymous


426. “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!” ― Neil Leckman


427. “Would anyone object if we moved casual Fridays to Tuesdays?”


428. “Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all its pupils. ”


429. “Have an awesome Tuesday! Be happy and enjoy this day. ” - Unknown


430. “You won’t have this Tuesday again. Make it count. ” — Unknown


431. “They were at the wrong place at the wrong time naturally they became heroes. ”


432. “The time for action is now. It’s never too late to do something. ” – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


433. “I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now”


434. “I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” – Anna Scott


435. “My goal is no longer to get more done" - Francine Jay


436. “Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today. ” – John Wooden


437. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ” Winnie the Pooh


438. “Hello Tuesday!”


439. “On Tuesday, motivational messages are given Wow, Tuesday. Rather than worrying, live more.”


440. “Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. ” – Marthe Troly-Curtin


441. “Your best days are not behind you. They’re in front of you. ” — Joel Osteen


442. “I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell


443. “The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others” – Hasidic Proverb


444. “A little progress every day adds up to big results. ” – Satya


445. “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!” — Neil Leckman


446. “Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying. ” Unknown


447. “Happy Tuesday. Don’t worry Friday is coming.”- Unknown


448. “Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.” ― Brad Paisley


449. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” – Unknown


450. “Formal education will make you a living; self education will make you a fortune.” – Jim Rohn


451. “Today will be a good Tuesday and this morning is going to be an awesome one!” – Unknown


452. “Each new day has a different shape to it. You just roll with it.” ― Ben Zobrist


453. “Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” – Albert Einstein


454. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ” — Andy Rooney


455. “Thank God, Monday is gone. Happy Tuesday.” – Unknown


456. “You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. ” –


457. “Give the world the best you have, and the best will come back to you.” – Madeline Bridges


458. “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” ~ Will Rogers


459. “Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then. ” – Al Rocker


460. “What are you planting in your mind this Tuesday – results or weeds?” – Unknown


461. “Tuesday’s child is full of grace.” – Unknown


462. You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself. — Ethel Barrymore


463. “May your Tuesday feel like pancakes and coffee on a Saturday morning.” – Unknown


464. “Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” – Winston Churchill


465. “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin


466. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ” Cathy Guisewite


467. “He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life” - Muhammad Ali


468. “Tuesday! Worry less, live more. ” – Anonymous


469. “Nobody can hurt me without my permission.”


470. “Do or do not. There is no try.” ― Yoda


471. “May your Tuesday feel like pancakes and coffee on a Saturday morning.”


472. “Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You’re just Monday’s ugly cousin. ” —Unknown


473. Good Morning Tuesday! Wishing you a blooming great day!


474. “Time forks perpetually toward innumerable futures. ”


475. “There is something about an early Tuesday morning that makes me productive. ” — Tahnni Dupre


476. “Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. ” –


477. “Tuesdays are better with tacos. ”


478. “Hello Tuesday, Monday was good but Tuesday will be even better!”


479. “Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ” – Pablo Picasso


480. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. ”


481. “Did someone order a bright and sunny day? Well…here it is. Happy Tuesday!” – Anthony T. Hincks


482. “No matter what your Tuesday is, don’t worry because Friday is on its way. ”- Unknown


483. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black


484. “The question isn’t who’s going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me?” —Ayn Rand


485. “I am having Monday feelings towards Tuesday.” ~ Anonymous


486. “Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day.”


487. “We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.”


488. “The beginning is the most important part of the work.” ― Plato


489. “Do your best, one day at a time. That’s good enough.” – Donna Goddard


490. “No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx


491. “Don’t just dream it be it, because anything is possible. Happy Tuesday.” – Unknown


492. “The secret of getting ahead is getting started” – Mark Twain


493. “Business has only two functions – marketing and innovation.” – Peter Drucker


494. “It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop” – Confucius


495. Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat. — Harry Emerson Fosdick


496. “Our fate lives within us. You only have to be brave enough to see it. ” — Merida, “Brave”


497. “Tuesday is neither here nor there in the hierarchy of the week.” ― Anthony T. Hincks


498. “Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right” – Henry Ford


499. “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit” – Aristotle


500. · A smile puts you on the right track. · Be content to act, and leave the


501. “How is your smile this Tuesday?”- Unknown


502. “Stopping advertising to save money is like stopping your watch to save time.” – Henry Ford


503. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. ” Unknown


504. “Do the hard jobs first, The easy jobs will take care of themselves” - Dale Carnegie


505. “Tuesday is the affirmation that my goals are being moved another step forward. ”- Unknown


506. “The only way of catching a train I have ever discovered is to miss the train before. ”


507. “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit.” – Aristotle


508. “There’s no multitasking with the moment. ”


509. “The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. ” – Vince Lombardi


510. “The most important thing in life is knowing the most important things in life. ”


511. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” Steven Wright


512. “Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. ” – Steve Jobs


513. “If you train hard, you’ll not only be hard; you’ll be hard to beat.”– Hershel Walker


514. “It’s only Tuesday and I am already 95% done with this week.”


515. “Transformation Tuesday: The day to stop rushing and start prioritizing.”


516. “Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead. ”


517. “To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time. ”


518. “Planning is bringing the future into the present so that you can do something about it now. ”


519. “I am having Friday feeling towards Tuesday.”- Unknown


520. “Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. ” – John Wooden


521. “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer” - Albert Einstein


522. “Tuesday’s child is full of grace. ” – Unknown


523. “I don’t want it to be good. I would like it on Tuesday.”


524. “Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then.” ― Al Rocker


525. “Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.”— Seneca


526. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. ” Unknown


527. “Display, a life full of gratitude, and remember to give thanks each day.”


528. “Every day brings challenges, so on this Tuesday walk around them!” — Unknown


529. “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.” ― Charles de Gaulle


530. “Tuesday is the affirmation that my goals are being moved another step forward.” ~ Anonymous


531. “If you don’t burn out at the end of each day, you’re a bum. ” – George Lois


532. “Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day.” ― Jim Miller


533. “Tuesday is a huge day.” ― Ian Mcdougal


534. “Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday and avoiding today. ”


535. “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward


536. “Don't look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance. ” ―Anne Lamott


537. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” ― Robin Williams


538. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ” ― Elbert Hubbard


539. I am having Monday feelings towards Tuesday


540. “We don’t drift in good directions. We discipline and prioritize ourselves there. ”


541. “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ”


542. “Tough times never last, but tough people do. ” – Robert H. Schuller


543. “It’s important to set your own goals and work hard to achieve them. ”


544. “Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis


545. “Don’t wait. The time will never be just right. ” – Napoleon Hill


546. “Never, never, never give up. ” – Winston Churchill


547. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” ~ Anton Chekhov


548. “Accept who you are; and revel in it.”


549. “You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. ”


550. “Take care of the minutes and the hours will take care of themselves. ”


551. “Your best days are not behind you. They’re in front of you.” – Joel Osteen


552. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. ” Benjamin Franklin


553. “We aim above the mark to hit the mark. ” —Ralph Waldo Emerson


554. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.” ~ Anton Chekhov


555. “Every day brings challenges, so on this Tuesday walk around them!” - Unknown


556. “You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try” – Beverly Sills


557. “Be happy. It really annoys negative people.” ― Ricky Gervais


558. “Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life. ”


559. “If there are nine rabbits on the ground if you want to catch one just focus on one” - Jack Ma


560. ““Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears. ” —Laird Hamilton


561. “Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later” – Og Mandino


562. “Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator. ”


563. “Time goes faster the more hollow it is. ”


564. “Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four-hour days. ”


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566. “Advertising is only evil when it advertises evil things” – David Ogilvy


567. “This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. ”


568. “There’s only one thing more precious than our time and that’s who we spend it on. ”


569. “The more we learn, the more we discover how much we do not know. ” – Yoda


570. ” “Tuesday isn't so bad…It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday. ” “


571. “Believe in your infinite potential. Your only limitations are those you set upon yourself.”


572. “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” ― Marlene Dietrich


573. “Let your courage inspire the world around you. ” – Steve Maraboli


574. “Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.” – William Penn


575. “Time is money” – Benjamin Franklin


576. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms” Michael Scott


577. “Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall” – Confucius


578. “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.” – Abraham Lincoln


579. “Give the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. ” – Madeline Bridges


580. “Multitasking divides your attention and leads to confusion and weakened focus. ”


581. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms” Michael Scott #quotes


582. “After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W – T – F.” – Unknown


583. “Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.” – Unknown


584. “Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. ” — Steve Jobs


585. “Time moves slowly, but passes quickly. ”


586. Be happy, it drives people crazy. — Paulo Coelho


587. “Either you run the day, or the day runs you. ” — Jim Rohn


588. “When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on” – Franklin D. Roosevelt


589. “By Tuesday morning, we’d gotten over the worst of it. ” — William Scranton


590. “Tuesday’s are really just Monday’s dressed in their Sunday best.”- Unknown


591. “Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday. ” – Anonymous


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593. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. ”


594. “If you look really closely, most overnight successes took a long time” – Steve Jobs


595. “I am having Monday feelings towards Tuesday.” – Unknown


596. “Let Tuesday tarnish your day with love and smiles. Happy Tuesday. ” – Anthony T. Hincks


597. “Things work out the best for those who make the best of how things work out” – John Wooden


598. Tuesday morning motivation quotes


599. “Never give up! Failure and rejection are only the first steps to succeeding.”– Jim Valvano


600. “He who knows most grieves most for wasted time. ”


601. “Take it all one day at a time and enjoy the journey.” – Kristi Bartlett


602. “One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.” ― Rita Mae Brown


603. “What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise. ” – Oscar Wilde


604. “Think like a proton. Always positive. ” Unknown


605. “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!” ~ Neil Leckman


606. “I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have” – Thomas Jefferson


607. “Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday. ” ― Albert Brooks


608. “How are you seeing your world this Tuesday? Do you see the beauty in it?” – Unknown


609. “Celebrate endings—for they precede new beginnings.” – Jonathan Lockwood Huie


610. “If you can’t outplay them, outwork them.”– Ben Hogan


611. “The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. ”


612. “Be the change you wish to see in the world” – Gandhi.


613. “Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. ” — Sam Levenson


614. “Defer no time, delays have dangerous ends. ”


615. “I’m a multitasking procrastinator. I can put off all kinds of things all at once. ”


616. “On this Tuesday, remember that an attitude is contagious so remember to have a good one.”


617. “Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.” – Maya Angelou


618. “Tuesday is the day that brings happiness to life. ” ― Anthony T. Hincks


619. “Good Morning Tuesday! Wishing you a blooming great day!”- Unknown


620. “Let Tuesday tarnish your day with love and smiles. Happy Tuesday. ” — Anthony T. Hincks


621. We make mistakes because life doesn’t come with instructions.


622. “I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday. ” – Jack L. Warner


623. “Dream big and dare to fail” – Norman Vaughan


624. “Tuesday is the affirmation that my goals are being moved another step forward.” – Unknown


625. “Make a difference this Tuesday, be an encourager!”- Unknown


626. “All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. ” – Michael John Bobak


627. “By Tuesday morning, we’d gotten over the worst of it.” ― William Scranton


628. “Don’t be stomping on ants when you have elephants to feed. ”


629. “Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister. ” - Unknown


630. “If your Monday didn’t go so well, Tuesday is the day to try again. ” — Unknown


631. “Love is being able to view a situation without adding duality to it.”


632. “One small, positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. ” – Dalai Lama


633. “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. ” — Willy Wonka


634. Monthly Creative Writing Prompts


635. “Tuesday is just another word for Monday.” – Unknown


636. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” Jeffrey Gitomer


637. “Delay always breeds danger, and to protract a great design is often to ruin it. ”


638. “Poor people have big TV. Rich people have big library.” – Jim Rohn


639. “Do not let making a living prevent you from making a life” – John Wooden


640. “Work gives you meaning and purpose and life is empty without it” - Stephen Hawking


641. “A surplus of effort could overcome a deficit of confidence. ” —Sonia Sotomayor


642. “Live one day at a time and make it a masterpiece.” – Dale West


643. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like a Tuesday.”


644. “Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. ”


645. “Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day. ” — Jim Miller


646. “Let your courage inspire the world around you.”


647. “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck. ” Elvis Presley


648. “Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working.” —Pablo Picasso


649. “Happy Tuesday. Stay positive. Saying ‘YES’ to HAPPINESS leaves no room for STRESS!” — Unknown


650. “With enough time, you can get used to almost anything. ”


651. “Take your time. There’s no rush to be good or renowned. ”


652. “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams


653. “Thinking about happy times on a Tuesday is like going to the beach when there is no sun.”


654. “I love Texans. And Texas is clearly the crown jewel of Super Tuesday. ” ― Ted Cruz


655. “Honestly, I never really understood the glorification of Fridays & weekends.


656. “Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week. ” — Emily P. Freeman


657. “It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. ” —Lucius Annaeus Seneca


658. “Everything yields to diligence.”


659. “It’s Tuesday! Worry less, live more” ~ Anonymous


660. “You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great” – Zig Ziglar


661. “Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.” ― Emily P. Freeman


662. “I would rather die of passion than of boredom” – Vincent van Gogh


663. “People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. ” — Will Rogers


664. “If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you. ” — Billy Wilder


665. “When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.”– Theodore Roosevelt


666. “If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done. ”


667. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb


668. “It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.” – Babe Ruth


669. “Appreciate all you have this Tuesday and you will find you may have a great day!” ~ Anonymous


670. “Imagine your life is perfect in every respect; what would it look like?” – Brian Tracy


671. “Tuesday is a huge day.” ~ Ian Mcdougal


672. “Happy Tuesday. A brand new day. A clean slate. The possibilities are endless.” – Unknown


673. “Your success will be in direct proportion to how you spend your ‘free’ time. ”


674. “Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week. ” — Emily P. Freeman


675. “Free time is death to the anxious, and thank goodness I don’t have any of it right now. ”


676. “Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. ”


677. “I choose to make the rest of my life the best of my life. ” —Louise Hay


678. “I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!”


679. “Fenugreek, Tuesday's spice, when the air is green like mosses after rain.”


680. “Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?” — Todd Stocker


681. “Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.”


682. “Nothing is impossible. The word itself says “I’m possible!”” ― Audrey Hepburn


683. “I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” – Terri Guillemets


684. “You won’t have this Tuesday again. Make it count.”- Unknown


685. “Someday is not a day of the week.” —Janet Dailey


686. “Work hard for you and your own goals. Progress will come. ”- Anonymous


687. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” —Carl Sagan


688. “After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W - T - F. ”- Unknown


689. “Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.”


690. “Tuesdays are really just Mondays dressed in their Sunday best. ” - Unknown


691. “No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent” – Eleanor Roosevelt


692. “Tuesday is a huge day. ” – Ian Mcdougal


693. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. — Elbert Hubbard


694. “Gentleness doesn’t get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs” - Coco Chanel


695. “Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.”– George Halas


696. “Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible” – Tony Robbins


697. “Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. ” — Terry Pratchett


698. “Good Morning Tuesday! Wishing you a blooming great day!” – Unknown


699. “They’ve saved me so much time.”


700. “Take pride in how far you have come and have faith in how far you can go. ” —Christian Larson


701. “We must use time as a tool, not as a couch. ” – John F. Kennedy


702. “Tuesday is the new Monday.” – Unknown


703. “We become what we think about. ” –Earl Nightingale


704. “Discussion is an exchange of knowledge an argument an exchange of ignorance” - Robert Quillen


705. “Don’t just dream it be it, because anything is possible. Happy Tuesday.”


706. “Love the life you live. Live the life you love” – Bob Marley


707. “Happy Tuesday. Stay positive. Saying ‘YES’ to HAPPINESS leaves no room for STRESS!” – Unknown


708. “Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.”


709. “Be like a postage stamp — stick to one thing until you get there. ”


710. “Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.” ― Anne Frank


711. “Lost time is never found again” - Benjamin Franklin


712. “Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. ”


713. “Ordinary people think merely of spending time. Great people think of using it. ”


714. “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. ” — Patches O’Houlihan


715. “Hello Tuesday, be thankful for today.”


716. “Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.”


717. “You will never plow a field if you only turn it over in your mind.”— Irish Proverb


718. “I became insane with long periods intervals of horrible sanity.” ― Edgar Allen Poe


719. “Tuesday is the day to finish what’s left on Monday before Wednesday arrives. ” — Unknown


720. Tuesday is Monday's ugly sister


721. “One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.” – Unknown


722. “What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. ” —Ralph Waldo Emerson


723. “A little progress every day adds up to big results. ” — Satya


724. “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz


725. “Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them. ” Unknown


726. “If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to meet it!” – Jonathan Winters


727. “Good Morning and Hello Tuesday!”


728. “You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough” – Mae West


729. “All our sweetest hours fly fastest. ”


730. “Smile! Hello Tuesday!”


731. “The truly wise and happy are never rushed.” ― Maxime Lagacé


732. “Stop and take your time to notice things and make those things you notice matter. ”


733. “Well-behaved women seldom make history. ” — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich


734. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ” Tom Lehrer


735. “Failure defeats losers, failure inspires winners.” – Robert T. Kiyosaki


736. “May God continue his blessings for a beautiful Tuesday!” ~ Anonymous


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738. “Persistence can change failure into extraordinary achievement.”– Matt Biondi


739. “You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. ”


740. “Be motivated this Tuesday to be your best!” – Unknown


741. “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!”- Neil Leckman


742. “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. ” —Albert Einstein


743. “I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome


744. “Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others” – Cicero


745. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory. ” Mark Twain


746. “Work hard and be kind and amazing things will happen. ” — Conan O’Brien


747. “Creativity is intelligence having fun” – Albert Einstein


748. “Be happy – it drives people crazy. ” Unknown


749. “Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday. ” – Anonymous


750. “Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.” – A.D. Posey


751. “Tuesday's child is full of grace. ”- Unknown


752. “It’s only Tuesday and I am already 95% done with this week.” ~ Anonymous


753. “The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.”– Michael Altshuler


754. “In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law. ” – George Lopez


755. “Live every day like it's Taco Tuesday. ”- Unknown


756. “The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible.”— Charles Kingsleigh


757. “Simplicity boils down to two steps: Identify the essential Eliminate the rest” - Leo Babauta


758. “What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.”


759. “Those at the top of the mountain didn't fall there.” – Unknown


760. “Absorb what is useful, reject what is useless, add what is specifically your own” - Bruce Lee


761. “No Tuesday should ever be boring as long as we are together!”


762. “I find it hard to get out of bed on Tuesday mornings.” ~ Anonymous


763. “People's passion and desire for authenticity is strong. ” —Constance Wu


764. “Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You’re just Monday’s ugly cousin.” ~ Anonymous


765. “It’s not whether you get knocked down; it’s whether you get up.”– Vince Lombardi


766. “I never think of the future. It comes soon enough”


767. “This Tuesday morning, fill your heart with what’s important. ” - Unknown


768. “I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.” ― Jack L. Warner


769. “I must govern the clock, not be governed by it. ”


770. “ People who say “good morning” should be forced to prove it. Happy Tuesday!”- Unknown


771. “Life is simply a collection of little lives, each lived one day at a time.” – Nicholas Sparks


772. “Today, be the badass you didn’t have time to be yesterday. ” — Unknown


773. “Good Morning! Have a wonderful Tuesday.” – Unknown


774. “I’d far rather be happy than right any day.” ― Douglas Adams


775. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” Billie Burke #quotes #FridayFunny


776. “Happy Tuesday” Blessings and Quotes


777. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde


778. “50 Funny Motivational Quotes to Put a Smile on Your Face” #quotes #FridayFunny


779. When life puts you in a tough situation, don’t say 'Why me?', say 'Try me'.


780. “Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday.” – Anonymous


781. Live every day like it's Taco Tuesday


782. “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could. ” — Charles J. Sykes


783. Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious. — Og Mandino


784. “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. ”


785. “We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. ” — Bryan White


786. “It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” – George Weah


787. “Every day is new. It’s just a new day. I look at six hours at a time.” ― Wiz Khalifa


788. “You can do two things at once, but you can’t focus effectively on two things at once. ”


789. “Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.”


790. “I think Tuesday is just fine…”


791. “Good morning, wishing you a wonderful Tuesday!”


792. Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.


793. “It was far too absurd to die of a Tuesday. ” ― Jamie O’Neill


794. “Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved” – D. H. Lawrence


795. “Did someone order a bright and sunny day? Well…here it is. Happy Tuesday!” ― Anthony T. Hincks


796. “We’re Tuesday people.” ― Mitch Albom


797. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. ” Billie Burke


798. “Work hard for you and your own goals. Progress will come. ”— Unknown


799. “Today’s accomplishments were yesterday’s impossibilities.” – Robert H. Schuller


800. “Happy Tuesday! Don’t forget to be kind to yourself. ” — Unknown


801. “Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day.” ~ Jim Miller


802. “If Tuesday were a movie, it would be called Monday Part:2.”


803. “A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. ”


804. “After Tuesday, even the calendar says W-T-F.” – Unknown


805. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday. ” - Anton Chekhov


806. “Never waste any time you can spend sleeping. ”


807. “Tuesday troubles will vanish by Friday.” ~ Invajy


808. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” ― Elbert Hubbard


809. “I cannot afford to waste my time making money. ” — Louis Agassiz


810. I am having Friday feeling towards Tuesday.- Unknown


811. “Action is the foundational key to all success” - Picasso


812. “You will face many defeats in life, but never let yourself be defeated” – Maya Angelou


813. “Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.”


814. “Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything. ”


815. “Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is” – Vince Lombardi


816. “If you don’t burn out at the end of each day, you’re a bum. ” — George Lois


817. “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!”


818. “It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation” – Herman Melville


819. “Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.” ― Will Ferrell


820. “Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. ” —Arthur Ashe


821. “The mere sense of living is joy enough.” ― Emily Dickinson


822. “People are often so busy living that they never stopped to wonder why. ”


823. “I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done. ” —Lucille Ball


824. “Do one thing at a time and do that one thing as if your life depended upon it.” – Eugene Grace


825. “Doubt is a killer. You just have to know who you are and what you stand for. ” —Jennifer Lopez


826. “Free time is a terrible thing to waste. Read a book. ”


827. “I cam not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions” – Stephen Covey


828. “Don’t just dream it, be it, because anything is possible. Happy Tuesday. ” —Unknown


829. “Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.” – Unknown


830. “Regret for wasted time is more wasted time. ”


831. “Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. ” – Frank Zappa


832. “Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday.” – Unknown


833. “Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe. ”


834. “No likes Tuesday morning but at least it’s not Monday morning.” ― Bev Johnston


835. Some people are like clouds: when they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.


836. “Make a difference this Tuesday, be an encourager!” – Unknown


837. “Set your goals high, and don’t stop till you get there.”– Bo Jackson


838. “If you don’t like someone’s story, write your own. ” – Chinua Achebe


839. “It is always better to look at the bright side of life.”