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379 Best Quotes From The Cheshire Cat: Alice In Wonderland

1. “It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”


2. “I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir,” said Alice, “because I am not myself, you see.”


3. “I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.


4. “I was just giving myself some good advice.”


5. “I could hardly afford to lose my head.”


6. It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then


7. “Visit either you like: they’re both mad.”


8. “Collect what you can. Use it wisely. ” – Cheshire Cat


9. “I wonder which way I ought to go.”


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11. When you’ve understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can’t understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom


12. Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is eI knew who I was this morning, but I have changed a few times since then. Especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely


13. You have very poor evaporating skills. I should be the one.


14. “And what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversations?”


15. “Imagination is the only weapon in the war with reality. ” – Cheshire Cat


16. ‘To begin with,’ said the Cat, ‘a dog’s not mad. You grant that?’


17. “I think I should understand that better,” Alice said very politely, “`if I had it written down: but I can’t quite follow it as you say it.”


18. “No one does [play fair] if they think they can get away with it. ” – Cheshire Cat


19. “I could hardly afford to lose my head. ”


20. “I went to a hunting party once, I didn’t like it. Terrible people. They all started hunting me!”


21. “I suppose I ought to eat or drink something or other; but the great question is ‘What?’” —Chapter 4, The Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill


22. “I suppose so,” said Alice.


23. “Oh dear, I do wish I hadn’t cried so much.”


24. “Some go this way. Some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the short cut.”


25. “If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does. ” – Cheshire Cat


26. “If ignorance is bliss, I must be ecstatic.”


27. “Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to." "I don't much care where" "Then it doesn't matter which way you go.”


28. “The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”


29. “I’m stranger. You’re stranger. Together, we are… strangers. ” – Cheshire Cat


30. “You used to be much more—muchier. You’ve lost your muchness. ”


31. “Not at all,” said Alice: “she’s so extremely—” Just then she noticed that the Queen was close behind her, listening: so she went on “—likely to win, that it’s hardly worth while finishing the game.”


32. Those who say there’s nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It’s like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!


33. Broadcast TV show. . A sarcastic and playful rendition of the character. In this adaptation, the Cheshire Cat has the ability to appear and disappear in any location. He is quick to play practical jokes on the other characters in the show.. Closer resemblance to a tiger or lioness than a house cat. Coat has a lilac base with stripes painted in a violet accent color. Form possesses human-like mouth and facial structure


34. “I’m stranger. You’re stranger. Together, we are… strangers.”


35. How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You’re lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few


36. “You used to be much more…muchier. You’ve lost your muchness. ” – Cheshire Cat


37. “You mean you ca’n’t take less,” said the Hatter: “It’s very easy to take more than nothing.” —Chapter 7, A Mad Tea-Party


38. “When the day becomes the night and the sky becomes the sea, when the clock strikes heavy and there’s no time for tea; and in our darkest hour, before my final rhyme, she will come back home to Wonderland and turn back the hands of time.”


39. “Actually, I am right on time.”


40. “Call it what you like,” said the Cat. —Chapter 6, Pig and Pepper


41. “We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”


42. “The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She’ll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets!” —Chapter 4, The Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill


43. All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.


44. “You might just as well say,” added the Dormouse, who seemed to be talking in his sleep, “that ‘I breathe when I sleep’ is the same thing as ‘I sleep when I breathe’!”


45. “But that’s just the trouble with me. I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.”


46. You are too naïve if you do believe life is innocent laughter and fun


47. “When you’ve understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can’t understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom.”


48. “How queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night?” – Cheshire Cat


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50. “All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.”


51. “Let your need guide your behavior.”


52. “We are all victims in-waiting.”


53. “You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”


54. “Goes to show you can’t judge a fish by the hook in it’s mouth.”


55. “But it’s no use now,” thought poor Alice, “to pretend to be two people! Why, there’s hardly enough of me left to make one respectable person!” —Chapter 1, Down the Rabbit-Hole


56. Alice: “And how do you know that you’re mad?”


57. “I don't like the looks of it,' said the King: 'however, it may kis my hand, if it likes.'


58. “I am not crazy; my reality is just different from yours.”


59. “Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,” said the Cat.


60. “Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” “How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here.”


61. “I don’t like the look of it at all,” said the King: “however, it may kiss my hand, if it likes.” —Chapter 8, The Queen’s Croquet-Ground


62. “Begin at the beginning,” the King said, very gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.” —Chapter 12, Alice’s Evidence


63. “If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.”


64. “I don’t see how he can ever finish, if he doesn’t begin.” —Chapter 9, The Mock Turtle’s Story


65. “Imagination is the only weapon in the war with reality. ”


66. “Nighttime’s a game


67. “We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. ” – Cheshire Cat


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69. “I’d rather not,” the Cat remarked.


70. “I can’t know everything.”


71. It needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrefy.


72. “Well, in our country,” said Alice, still panting a little, “you’d generally get to somewhere else — if you ran very fast for a long time, as we’ve been doing.”


73. Fine, I'll take you to the hare and the hatter. But that's the end of it.


74. ‘I could tell you my adventures–beginning from this morning,’ said Alice a little timidly: ‘but it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.’


75. “Well, in our country," said Alice, still panting a little, "you'd generally get to somewhere else—if you ran very fast for a long time, as we've been doing


76. “When the remarkable becomes bizarre, reason turns rancid.”


77. “The shadows should be here soon. Are you prepared for the worst? If not, too bad!”


78. “We’re all mad here. I am mad; you are mad.”


79. I never get involved in politics.


80. Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen’s army! Punish their conversion!


81. “How puzzling all these changes are! I’m never sure what I’m going to be, from one minute to another. ” – Cheshire Cat


82. “Quiet, Bud.” –Rose and Rosebud


83. “How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent.”


84. “Not at all,” said Alice: “she’s so extremely—” Just then she noticed that the Queen was close behind her, listening: so she went on “—likely to win, that it’s hardly worth while finishing the game.” —Chapter 8, The Queen’s Croquet-Ground


85. “There might be some sense to your knocking,” the Footman went on, without attending to her, “if we had the door between us. For instance, if you were *inside,* you might knock and I could let you out, you know.”


86. “Then you shouldn’t talk,” said the Hatter. —Chapter 7, A Mad Tea-Party


87. “Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,” thought Alice; “but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life!”


88. “We called him Tortoise because he taught us,” said the Mock Turtle angrily. “Really you are very dull!” —Chapter 9, The Mock Turtle’s Story


89. “I shall elucidate.”


90. Cheshire Cat: “All ways here, you see, are the queen’s ways!”


91. “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that ‘I see what I eat’ is the same thing as ‘I eat what I see’!”


92. “There isn’t any,” said the March Hare.


93. “Then it wasn’t very civil of you to offer it,” said Alice angrily.


94. “Visit either you like: they’re both mad. ” – Cheshire Cat


95. “I don’t know,” Alice answered.


96. “If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well. ” – Cheshire Cat


97. Digitally printed on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Comes with a kraft envelope. Additional sizes are available. Better together!


98. Live-action film. Cheshire Cat played by Stephen Fry.[27]. Cheshire Cat Tim Burton.jpg. Disappearing and reappearing at will, and able even to change his size, levitate himself, assume the appearances of other characters, and become intangible at will. The cat plays a few jokes and toys with the other characters, but is helpful on a few occasions. He speaks in a slow and fluid manner.. More slender build, with a round head and grey coat with blue stripes. Bright aqua eyes (with slit-shaped pupils) and prominent teeth. Often more backlit than other adaptations, with only a faint, bioluminescent glow bringing his features into view


99. Made-for-TV movie. . A grinning cat who teaches Alice "the rules" of Wonderland. Her favorite pastime is appearing and disappearing.. A fluffy grey cat with a human face and feline features


100. “Only a few find the way. Some don’t recognize it when they do. Some don’t ever want to. ”


101. “You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.” —Chapter 6, Pig and Pepper


102. “A slow sort of country!” said the Queen. “Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”


103. “Save myself from death, is that it? Is that why I’ve come here? I’m not afraid to die! At times I’ve welcomed death.”


104. Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I’d run


105. “That’s nothing to what I could say if I chose,” the Duchess replied, in a pleased tone.


106. And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile. We rather hoped you might help us save him.


107. What happened that day was not my fault.


108. “I’m sorry, but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?”


109. “If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does. ”


110. “When you’ve understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can’t understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom. ” – Cheshire Cat


111. “If you don’t know where you are going any road can take you there.”


112. Alice: Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?


113. This way? That way? Does it matter? Left, right, up, down! All mixed up thanks to the shadows! Step deeper into the forest to the deserted garden. You might find shadows in the upside-down room!


114. “I wish I were hallucinating. What a terrible choice: eat a toadstool or become food for insects!”


115. “Put out? My dear Gertrud, I have been thinking of very serious things. You cannot expect me to frolic along paths of thought that lead to mighty and unpleasant truths. Why should I always smile? I am not a Cheshire cat.’


116. “Curiouser and curiouser!”


117. “Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. ” “How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here. ”


118. Twas brillig, and the slithy toves


119. “And how do you know that you're mad? "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" I suppose so, said Alice. "Well then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.”


120. “The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. ” – Cheshire Cat


121. “Begin at the beginning,” the King said gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.


122. I knew who I was this morning, but I have changed a few times since then.


123. “No one does [play fair] if they think they can get away with it.”


124. “Alice asked the Cheshire Cat, who was sitting in a tree, “What road do I take?”


125. “You just go where your high-top sneakers sneak, and don’t forget to use your head. ”


126. “I don’t much care where—” said Alice.


127. “I do love irony. It’s so…complicated and coincidental.”


128. “I’m not a mile high,” said Alice.


129. “I’m stranger. You’re stranger. Together, we are strangers. ”


130. “Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least — at least I mean what I say — that's the same thing, you know.” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!”


131. “Never back, never back!... People don’t like going back, even if they must. I don’t like going back! And I’m not people! But I look back, sometimes, every so often, just to make sure I’m not leaving anything important behind. Like my tail! I can never be sure when I leave my tail behind me by mistake.”


132. “Oh, you ca’n’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”


133. Somehow, you strayed and lost your way, and now there’ll be no time to play, no time for joy, no time for friends – not even time to make amends


134. “Come, we shall have some fun now!” thought Alice. “I’m glad they’ve begun asking riddles. — I believe I can guess that,” she added aloud.


135. “Exactly so,” said Alice.


136. Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,” thought Alice; “but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life!


137. Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can’t help that, we’re all mad here. I'm mad. You’re mad.


138. Here’s a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I’ll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!


139. “Pray don’t trouble yourself to say it any longer than that,” said Alice.


140. Most everyone's mad here. "You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself."


141. When the day becomes the night, and the sky becomes the sea when the clock strikes heavy, and there’s no time for tea, and in our darkest hour, before my final rhyme, she will come back home to Wonderland and turn back the hands of time


142. “How queer everything is today! And yesterday, things went on just as usual. I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning?”


143. Imagination is the only weapon in the war with reality.


144. “How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You’re lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few. ”


145. “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.”


146. “To begin with,” said the Cat, “a dog’s not mad. You grant that?”


147. “Off with her head!”


148. Well, some go this way, and some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the short-cut


149. “Somebody said,” Alice whispered, “that it’s done by everybody minding their own business!”


150. “And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile.”


151. “I call it purring, not growling,” said Alice.


152. Off with her head!


153. “You are,” said the King.


154. I've always admired that hat. I was wondering... since you won't be needing it anymore... perhaps you would consider bequeathing it to me?


155. Alice: “Why, why you’re a cat!”


156. “Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.”


157. “If you’re gonna make it to the top, get a grip on this rock, and get a grip on yourself.”


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159. “I knew who I was this morning, but I have changed a few times since then. ”


160. The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. “Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?” he asked


161. “They taunt me about the burning as if I were to blame, I clear them from my conscious with the eloquence of my blade.”


162. “I wish I hadn’t cried so much!” said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out. “I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears! That will be a queer thing, to be sure! However, everything is queer to-day.” —Chapter 2, The Pool of Tears


163. ‘’Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least — at least I mean what I say — that’s the same thing, you know. ” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. “You might just as well say that “I see what I eat” is the same thing as “I eat what I see!’’


164. The Cheshire Cat: Do you play croquet with the Queen today?


165. “What a curious plan!” exclaimed Alice.


166. “Who are you?” said the Caterpillar.


167. “The proper order of things is often a mystery to me.”


168. “Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on.


169. “If you didn’t sign it,” said the King, “that only makes the matter worse. You must have meant some mischief, or else you’d have signed your name like an honest man. ”


170. I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours`


171. At least let me bind it for you. What do you call yourself?


172. “I could hardly afford to lose my head. ” – Cheshire Cat


173. “When you've understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can't understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom.”


174. It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.


175. It's a pity about all this.


176. Not all who wander are lost.


177. ‘Well then,’ the Cat went on, ‘you see, a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags its tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.’


178. Alice: I don't much care where-


179. “I quite agree with you,” said the Duchess; “and the moral of that is–‘Be what you would seem to be’–or if you’d like it put more simply–‘Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.'”


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181. Alice: And how do you know that you’re mad?


182. “‘Who in the world am I?’ Ah, that’s the great puzzle!”


183. “If you’re gonna make it to the top, get a grip on this rock, and get a grip on yourself. ”


184. “Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.”


185. “That’s the reason they’re called lessons,” the Gryphon remarked: “because they lessen from day to day.” —Chapter 9, The Mock Turtle’s Story


186. “Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,” thought Alice; “but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life!” —Chapter 6, Pig and Pepper


187. “Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I’d run.”


188. The Cheshire Cat: By-the-by, what became of the baby? I'd nearly forgotten to ask.


189. You used to be much more…muchier. You’ve lost your muchness


190. “Imagination is the only weapon in the war with reality.”


191. “We're all mad here.”


192. “Tut, tut, child!” said the Duchess. “Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.”


193. “How do you run from what is inside your head?”


194. “Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if only I knew how to begin.” For, you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible. —Chapter 1, Down the Rabbit-Hole


195. “Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”


196. “When we were little,” the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then,” we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle—we used to call him Tortoise—”


197. Alice asked the Cheshire Cat, who was sitting in a tree, “What road do I take?” The cat asked, “Where do you want to go?” “I don’t know,” Alice answered. “Then,” said the cat, “it really doesn’t matter, does it?


198. “Speak English!” said the Eaglet. “I don’t know the meaning of half those long words, and, what’s more, I don’t believe you do either!” —Chapter 3, A Caucus-Race and a Long Tale


199. You are too naïve if you do believe life is innocent laughter and fun.


200. “Oh, you’re sure to do that,” said the Cat, “if you only walk long enough.”


201. I’m a stranger. You’re stranger. Together, we are… strangers


202. “Promise only what you are prepared to deliver. I am destined to do battle with the Red Queen. The outcome is uncertain.”


203. “You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.”


204. “The best way to explain it is to do it.” —Chapter 3, A Caucus-Race and a Long Tale


205. “You might just as well say, ” added the Dormouse, who seemed to be talking in his sleep, “that ‘I breathe when I sleep’ is the same thing as ‘I sleep when I breathe’!”


206. “Sometimes, just one second.”


207. Can you stand on your head?


208. “Well, some go this way, and some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the short-cut.”


209. You used to be the life of the party. You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of Wit's End.


210. “Somehow, you strayed and lost your way, and now there’ll be no time to play, no time for joy, no time for friends—not even time to make amends. ”


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212. “A rose is still a rose, even hidden under different petals. ” – Cheshire Cat


213. “The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.”


214. “I do wish I hadn’t drunk quite so much!” —Chapter 4, The Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill


215. “The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master – – that’s all.”


216. “No one does play fair if they think they can get away with it. ”


217. I’ve never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points


218. “You may have noticed, I’m not all there myself.”


219. “It’s always tea time.”


220. “She doesn’t know what an unbirthday is!”


221. Alice: It’s a friend of mine, a Cheshire Cat, allow me to introduce it.


222. ‘And how do you know that you’re mad?’


223. “She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.”


224. “I can’t know everything. ” – Cheshire Cat


225. Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it


226. “Have some wine,” the March Hare said in an encouraging tone.


227. “Not all who wander are lost.”


228. “Well, then,” the Cat went on, “you see a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags it’s tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.”


229. “Somehow you strayed and lost your way, and now there’ll be no time to play, no time for joy, no time for friends – not even time to make amends. ” – Cheshire Cat


230. “How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. ” – Cheshire Cat


231. “I don’t much care where–” said Alice.


232. “You are too naïve if you do believe life is innocent laughter and fun.”


233. Cheshire Cat: “We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. ”


234. “In that direction,” the Cat said, waving its right paw round, “lives a Hatter: and in that direction,” waving the other paw, “lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they’re both mad.”


235. In that direction... lives a Hatter, and in that direction... lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they’re both mad.


236. “And the moral of that is—’Oh, ‘tis love, ‘tis love, that makes the world go round!’”


237. “You just go where your high-top sneakers sneak, and don't forget to use your head.”


238. “How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice.


239. You may have noticed, I’m not all there myself.


240. “One is always on time if time doesn't matter to them, little mouse”


241. “The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. ”


242. “That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” said the Cat.


243. “A secret is only a secret when it is unspoken to another.”


244. “I knew who I was this morning, but I have changed a few times since then. ” – Cheshire Cat


245. All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea


246. “Besides, if you ever did eat some bad food, I could still find a use for you. I've always wanted a cat-drawn carriage."


247. “Contrariwise,” continued Tweedledee, “if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic. ”


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249. “She generally gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it),”


250. “And the moral of that is—‘Be what you would seem to be’—or, if you’d like it put more simply—‘Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.’” —Chapter 9, The Mock Turtle’s Story


251. “You know you say things are “much of a muchness” — did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness?’


252. “Begin at the beginning”, the King said gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop. ”


253. “You see a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags its tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry.”


254. “Somehow you strayed and lost your way, and now there’ll be no time to play, no time for joy, no time for friends – not even time to make amends.”


255. Alice: “Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”


256. “Never let anyone drive you crazy; it is nearby anyway and the walk is good for you.”


257. “It’s the oldest rule in the book,” said the King.


258. “Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler, but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire Cat.”


259. “A rose is still a rose—even hidden under different petals. ”


260. “Well, now that we have seen each other,” said the Unicorn, “if you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you. Is that a bargain?”


261. “Goodbye, sweet hat.”


262. “Hands she has but does not hold; teeth she has but does not bite; feet she has but they are cold; eyes she has but without sight”


263. “Ah well! It means much the same thing,” said the Duchess, digging her sharp little chin into Alice’s shoulder as she added, “and the moral of that is—‘Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves.’” —Chapter 9, The Mock Turtle’s Story


264. “Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”


265. “I never get involved in politics.”


266. I was looking forward to seeing you Futterwacken.


267. “Nearly two miles high,” added the Queen.


268. “How puzzling all these changes are! I’m never sure what I’m going to be, from one minute to another.”


269. “Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it?” said the March Hare.


270. “If you don’t know where you are going, any road can take you there. ”


271. When the day becomes the night and the sky becomes the sea, when the clock strikes heavy and there's no time for tea. And in our darkest hour, before my final rhyme, she will come back home to Wonderland and turn back the hands of time.


272. “Begin at the beginning,” the King said gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”


273. “How is the world inside your mind any less real than the one outside it?”


274. “Nonsense!” said Alice, very loudly and decidedly, and the Queen was silent. —Chapter 8, The Queen’s Croquet-Ground


275. “Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn’t one?” asked Alice.


276. “Visit either you like; they’re both mad. ”


277. “Who cares for you?” said Alice, (she had grown to her full size by this time.) “You're nothing but a pack of cards!”


278. “Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.”


279. “If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.”


280. “I’m not afraid of her, or her creatures. Never was, really!”


281. “Tut, tut, child!” said the Duchess. “Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.” —Chapter 9, The Mock Turtle’s Story


282. Every picture tells a story. Sometimes we don’t like the ending. Sometimes we don’t understand it


283. “Well, I sha’n’t go, at any rate,” said Alice; “besides, that’s not a regular rule: you invented it just now.”


284. “I went to a hunting party once; I didn’t like it. Terrible people. They all started hunting me!”


285. “If you didn’t sign it,” said the King, “that only makes the matter worse. You must have meant some mischief, or else you’d have signed your name like an honest man.” —Chapter 12, Alice’s Evidence


286. I really do love that hat. I would wear it to all the finest occasions.


287. “Well, I’ve had enough nonsense. I’m going home!”


288. “Only a few find the way, some don’t recognize it when they do – some… don’t ever want to. ” – Cheshire Cat


289. “Really, now you ask me,” said Alice, very much confused, “I don’t think—”


290. “Only a few find the way, some don’t recognize it when they do – some… don’t ever want to.”


291. “I am not crazy; my reality is just different from yours. ” – Cheshire Cat


292. “When I get home I shall write a book about this place.”


293. “I don’t like the looks of it at all,” said the King: “however, it may kiss my hand, if it likes.”


294. Male (the Queen of Hearts cries "off with his head" when the cat upsets the king)


295. “Every picture tells a story. Sometimes we don’t like the ending. Sometimes we don’t understand it.”


296. “And what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversations?” —Chapter 1, Down the Rabbit-Hole


297. “Observe, learn, and react.”


298. “How funny it’ll seem to come out among the people that walk with their heads downwards! The antipathies, I think—” —Chapter 1, Down the Rabbit-Hole


299. “No, no!” said the Queen. “Sentence first—verdict afterwards.” —Chapter 12, Alice’s Evidence


300. Good morning, everyone!


301. “Curiouser and curiouser!” cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English). —Chapter 2, The Pool of Tears


302. “You may have noticed, I’m not all there myself. ”


303. “I’m older than you, and must know better.” —Chapter 3, A Caucus-Race and a Long Tale


304. “When the day becomes the night, and the sky becomes the sea, when the clock strikes heavy, and there’s no time for tea; and in our darkest hour, before my final rhyme, she will come back home to Wonderland and turn back the hands of time. ”


305. Cheshire Cat: “If I were looking for a white rabbit, I’d ask the Mad Hatter. ”


306. “Can you stand on your head?”


307. “It wasn’t very civil of you to sit down without being invited,” said the March Hare. —Chapter 7, A Mad Tea-Party


308. If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does


309. The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die


310. “Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”


311. Somehow you strayed and lost your way, and now there’ll be no time to play, no time for joy, no time for friends, not even time to make amends.


312. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least–at least I mean what I say–that’s the same thing, you know.”


313. “Everything’s got a moral, if only you can find it.”


314. Oh, you can’t help that. Most everyone’s mad here.


315. You haven’t? You haven’t?! Oh, but you must! She’ll be mad about you. Simply mad. [chuckles, then rolls over and almost disappears] The mome raths outgrabe…


316. Well, some go this way, and some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the shortcut.


317. “Cheshire cat” by “Major Clanger“, licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0


318. “Never let anyone drive you crazy; it is nearby anyway and the walk is good for you. ” – Cheshire Cat


319. “I went to a hunting party once, I didn’t like it. Terrible people. They all started hunting me!” – Cheshire Cat


320. “Oh, you’re sure to do that,” said the Cat, “if you only walk long enough.” —Chapter 6, Pig and Pepper


321. Forgetting pain is convenient, remembering it… agonizing.


322. Bedroom,Classroom,Dorm,Living Room,Nursery Room,Office


323. “–so long as I get SOMEWHERE,” Alice added as an explanation.


324. “Particles are constantly winking in and out of existence, like tiny Cheshire cats.”


325. “A rose is still a rose, even hidden under different petals.”


326. “Every adventure requires a first step. ”


327. “When I used to read fairy tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!” —Chapter 4, The Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill


328. “You see a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags its tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. ” – Cheshire Cat


329. “If you don't know where you want to go, then it doesn't matter which path you take.”


330. “But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.


331. You used to be much more… muchier. You’ve lost your muchness.


332. “I ca’n’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir,” said Alice, “because I am not myself, you see.” —Chapter 5, Advice from a Caterpillar


333. “Every adventure requires a first step.” Love this quote? Well we have a collection of heart touching 37 more Cheshire cat quotes and captions here below and we hope that you will like it. Feel free to share these quotes on Instagram and Twitter.


334. “You just go where your high-top sneakers sneak and don’t forget to use your head.”


335. “How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You’re lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few.”


336. “Take some more tea,” the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.


337. “How puzzling all these changes are! I’m never sure what I’m going to be, from one minute to another. ”


338. How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You’re lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few.


339. “Can you stand on your head?” – Cheshire Cat


340. “If everybody minded their own business,” the Duchess said, in a hoarse growl, “the world would go round a deal faster than it does.” —Chapter 6, Pig and Pepper


341. “,"I am not crazy, my reality is just different from yours."-Cheshire Cat”


342. “How do you like the Queen?” said the Cat in a low voice.


343. “I daresay you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”


344. If you don’t know where you are going any road can take you there


345. “Three inches is such a wretched height.”


346. ‘I trust the gracious one will come in now and enter her bed,’ said Gertrud decidedly, who had never heard of Cheshire cats, and was sure that the mention of them indicated a brain in need of repose.”


347. “Well, some go this way, and some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the shortcut. ”


348. In that direction,” the Cat said, waving its right paw round, “lives a Hatter: and in that direction,” waving the other paw, “lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they’re both mad


349. “Save their world. But... come back to mine."


350. “I am not crazy; my reality is just different from yours. ”


351. “Only the insane equate pain with success.”


352. “How long is forever?”


353. “Oh, by the way, if you’d really like to know, he went that way. ”


354. “And how many hours a day did you do lessons?” said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject.


355. “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”


356. “Into the hole again, we hurried along our way, into a once-glorious garden now steeped in dark decay.”


357. “Oh, dear.”


358. The Bandersnatch! Well, I'd better have a look!


359. “Never let anyone drive you crazy; it is nearby anyway, and the walk is good for you. ”


360. “Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on: 'And how do you know that you're mad?'


361. “Every adventure requires a first step.”


362. “Then,” said the cat, “it really doesn’t matter, does it?”


363. “What do you mean by that?” said the Caterpillar, sternly. “Explain yourself!”


364. “How queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think: *was* I the same when I got up this morning?”


365. “The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She’ll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets!”


366. “You might just as well say,” added the March Hare, “that ‘I like what I get’ is the same thing as ‘I get what I like’!”


367. “—so long as I get somewhere,” Alice added as an explanation.


368. Have I gone mad?’ ‘I am afraid so, you are entirely bonkers. but I will tell you a secret… all the best people are


369. “I’ve had nothing yet,” Alice replied in an offended tone: “so I ca’n’t take more.”


370. A secret is only a secret when it is unspoken to another


371. “If there’s no meaning in it,” said the King, “that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn’t try to find any.” —Chapter 12, Alice’s Evidence


372. ‘I suppose so,’ said Alice.


373. “Ten hours the first day,” said the Mock Turtle: “nine the next, and so on.”


374. The Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way, if you’d really like to know, he went that way.


375. “Everyone I love dies violently; unnaturally. I’m cursed! Why go on? I’ll just hurt others.”


376. “I think she's pretty.”


377. It's not impossible, merely unpossible.


378. “When you’ve understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can’t understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom. ”


379. “I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.”


380. “Then it ought to be Number One,” said Alice. —Chapter 12, Alice’s Evidence

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