800 Heartwarming Unplanned Pregnancy Quotes: Unexpected
1. “Just because my pregnancy was an unplanned one doesn’t mean my child was any less wanted, wished, or loved than the children who were planned. Either way, all children are gifts from God.”
2. “The truth is that contraceptive pills saves lives, prevents unplanned pregnancies, improves outcomes for children and reduces the number of abortions.”
3. “For more unplanned pregnancy quotes, all you need to do is search for them on any social media site you can imagine.”
4. “The thing that’s nice about an unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a little baby, a joy of life.”
5. “There are unplanned pregnancies, but there are no unplanned people.” — Unknown
6. “Unplanned moments bring the happiness you never imagined.” — Unknown
7. “Don’t let an unplanned pregnancy force you to choose abortion. Pregnant women are either too young or too old, or it’s too soon after another pregnancy, or she’s going to get in trouble at work. She’s too poor, too rich, too successful, too skinny, too fat, too crazy, too busy, too single, too married, too too.” ― Jim Gaffigan
8. “Unplanned doesn’t mean unwanted or unloved. It just mean life knew what I needed before even I did”.
9. “Unplanned moments bring the happiness you never imagined.”
10. “Just because my pregnancy was an unplanned one doesn’t mean my child was any less wanted, wished, or loved than the children who were planned. Either way, all children are gifts from God.” — Unknown
11. “Coping with my unplanned pregnancy lent me both compassion and perspective. Through all of our experiences in life, there is something to learn.” – Claire Fulmer
12. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size… it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton
13. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.”– Elisabeth Hasselbeck
14. “At eight months pregnant, one does not simply ‘roll over in bed.’”
15. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I even did.” – Unknown
16. “Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila,” -Mila Kunis
17. “When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they’re pregnant.”
18. I guess this is the anti-pregnancy joke?
19. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.”
20. Pregnancy is a miracle and in just nine months you will meet your miracle. Congratulations, to you both – unknown
21. Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.
22. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” – Emily Perkins
23. “Being pregnant during winter is like getting your hair done and then wearing a hat.”
24. You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.
25. “Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days.”
26. “The thing that’s nice about unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby, a joy of life.” – Unknown
27. “Everybody leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant and I have to do it again tomorrow.”
28. “During my first pregnancy, the people I was around told me how great I looked, asked me how I was feeling, saved the comfiest chairs for me, and stocked the office with decaf tea. This time around, the person I spend the most time with—although she seems to think I'm swell—insists on eating my food and waking me up early every morning.” — Emily Fisk
29. “I’m convinced that whatever state you’re in during your pregnancy has a huge influence on the baby’s personality – so I hope we haven’t produced a little serial killer!” – Helena Bonham Carter
30. “I was 20 when my daughter was born, and making all these plans during my wife’s pregnancy. I was going to be the perfect father. Once she was born, it was suddenly, ‘Oh, my God! I’m a parent!’” – Kiefer Sutherland
31. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while, it’s just the horizon — and then one day, birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” — Emily Perkins
32. “The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one, I forget that I’m even pregnant. I’m hoisting my 2-year-old around.” — Emily Blunt
33. “Being pregnant was a lot like being a child again. There was always someone telling you what to do.” – Emily Oster
34. People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.
35. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” — Joyce Armor
36. Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.
37. You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.’ — Connie Fioretto
38. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” –Angelina Jolie
39. It’s a blessing being a woman because you get to experience the most magical moment of your life: giving life! Congratulations on your pregnancy!
40. “The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one I forget that I’m even pregnant. I’m hoisting my 2-year-old around.” – Emily Blunt
41. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.”
42. “Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.” – Unknown
43. “I do not have a waddle — it’s called pregnancy swag.” — Unknown
44. “Love comes in all shapes and sizes. We can’t wait to see what your little love looks like. Congratulations on your pregnancy!”
45. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I even did.”
46. Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit. – Amy Adams
47. “Pregnancy is a wonderful miracle, and in nine months your joys will double. Congratulations, to the happy couple.”
48. “I got pregnant at 19 years old. I continued school and graduated as a registered nurse. Don’t ever think an unplanned teen pregnancy can ruin your life. I have my transcripts as proof!” – Unknown
49. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
50. “I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.”– Sadie Frost
51. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Unknown
52. “Gas, bloating, nausea, insomnia, acne, frequent urination, fatigue, pelvic pain, bleeding gums, backaches, facial hair… Yes, pregnancy is wonderful.”
53. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched — along with body — making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.”
54. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.”
55. “Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.”
56. “You are pregnant, and you are powerful. You are bold, and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Unknown
57. “If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.” – Nora Ephron
58. “Being pregnant was a lot like being a child again. There was always someone telling you what to do.”– Emily Oster
59. Nauseous. Tired. Can’t Sleep. Can’t See My Toes. Thrilled. That’s Pregnancy.
60. “In pregnancy, there are two bodies, one inside the other. Two people live under one skin. When so much of life is dedicated to maintaining our integrity as distinct beings, this bodily tandem is an uncanny fact.”
61. Your pregnancy is as beautifully unique as you are. Congratulations on this one-of-a-kind celebration!
62. “That awkward phase in pregnancy when people can’t tell if you’re pregnant or just fat.”
63. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” — Angelina Jolie
64. “I am not Buddha. Rubbing my pregnant belly will not bring you good luck, prosperity, or wealth.”
65. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.” – Evan Esar
66. “It is easy when you’re pregnant to spend hours dreaming about the little baby growing inside of you and wondering who in the world they will turn out to be.”
67. “Pregnancy has been a huge lesson in patience and in allowing myself to be open to whatever the day may hand me.”– Anna Kaiser
68. If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
69. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.”– Chrissy Teigen
70. “In the pregnancy process, I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.”
71. “Being pregnant made me realize it takes talent to not pee yourself when you sneeze.” — Unknown
72. “The funny thing about pregnancy is that you are not just creating a child, you are also creating a mother.”
73. “I know some people find being pregnant so easy, but I can’t relate. It’s hard. It is incredibly beautiful, but it also challenges you in ways you never thought possible.” — Unknown
74. “Everyone knows food is important to pregnant women. But what the uninitiated might not realize is that time is of the essence. The bottom line is, when she says she’s hungry, she means it. Feed that woman immediately or she will eat your f***ing face.”– Aaron Gouveia
75. “I usually have lots of energy, so I couldn’t believe how pregnancy put me on my butt.” – Brie Bella
76. “I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.” – Chrissy Teigen
77. “It’s a blessing being a woman because you get to experience the most magical moment of your life: giving life! Congratulations on your pregnancy!”
78. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.” — Elisabeth Hasselbeck
79. “The number of people struggling with pregnancy-related stress, pain, and anger at a time that we collectively pretend is the happiest of their lives is staggering.” – Soraya Chemaly, Rage Becomes Her: The Power of Women’s Anger
80. “Not a waddle. Just a pregnancy swag.”
81. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.” – Judy Ford
82. “Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by the time they put in an appearance you are used to giving things up for them.” ― Brett Kiellerop-Morris, My Big Fat Gay Life
83. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me re-evaluate my personal and professional goals.” — Holly Madison
84. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.”
85. Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body.
86. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.” ― Queen Victoria
87. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” – Catherine Zeta-Jones
88. Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life – unknown
89. That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language. – Emily Perkins
90. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.” — Brooke Burke
91. “I, as a man, don’t even pretend to know what a woman goes through during pregnancy.” – Nick Lachey
92. “Pregnancy changes you as a person. It is this amazing journey that shifts your focus and pushes you to re-evaluate your life and priorities.” — Unknown
93. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe's way of helping you to learn to do that.” — Heather Wittenberg
94. Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.
95. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness.” – Unknown
96. ” I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do” – Kourtney Kardashian
97. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.”– Judy Ford
98. When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No periods for nine months, and that’s a reason to celebrate – unknown
99. Pregnancy is the only time in your life when you fall in love with someone you have never met
100. “Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.”
101. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.’” – Connie Fioretto
102. Not a waddle. Just a pregnancy swag – Unknown
103. “A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one’s previous imaginings.” — Susie Orbach
104. “I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.” — Kourtney Kardashian
105. “People expect all women to react the same to pregnancy. But anyone who’s been around pregnant women knows that it’s not all cutesy and sweet. You spaz out and you’re angry and you have tantrums.”– Keri Russell
106. “How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex?”– Sister Souljah
107. “I’m pregnant, which means I’m sober, swollen, and hungry. Approach with caution.” — Unknown
108. “It is easy when you’re pregnant to spend hours dreaming about the little baby growing inside of you and wondering who in the world they will turn out to be.” — unknown
109. “I was 20 when my daughter was born, and making all these plans during my wife’s pregnancy. I was going to be the perfect father. Once she was born, it was suddenly, ‘Oh, my God! I’m a parent!’”– Kiefer Sutherland
110. “No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.” – Unknown
111. “May God bless you with a happy and safe pregnancy with a healthy and joyous baby. Accept our heartiest wishes on such an amazing time of your life.”
112. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.” -Evan Esar
113. “People expect all women to react the same to pregnancy. But anyone who’s been around pregnant women knows that it’s not all cutesy and sweet. You spaz out and you’re angry and you have tantrums.” – Keri Russell
114. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body” “meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit,” -Amy Adams
115. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” — Emily Perkins
116. “An unplanned baby is a blessing from Heaven, a gift from the angels.” — Unknown
117. “When your wife is pregnant, don’t eat the last, ANYTHING.”
118. “Pregnancy and motherhood are the most beautiful and significantly life-altering events that I have ever experienced.” – Elisabeth Hasselbeck
119. “Knowing someone else is going through the bizarreness of pregnancy with you makes it feel a little less impossible.”
120. “Morality becomes hypocrisy if it means accepting mother’s suffering or dying in connection with unwanted pregnancies and illegal abortions and unwanted children.”
121. “Of course, I’d like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop.” — Markie Post
122. “I know some people find being pregnant so easy, but I can’t relate. It’s hard. It is incredibly beautiful, but it also challenges you in ways you never thought possible.”
123. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons, probably understood by Darwin, love it.” – Rich Cohen
124. There is something very beautiful about being pregnant.
125. A little inspiration for post-pregnancy “So I asked around and apparently I have a baby bump. And I’m here to tell you that I do! I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump. From now on ladies, I will have a bump. And it will be my baby bump. And let’s just all settle in and get used to it. It’s not going anywhere.” Jennifer Garner
126. “An ‘unintended pregnancy’ could be a wonderful surprise, not planned but welcome. Why should the government be in the business of ‘preventing’ a surprising but welcome pregnancy?”
127. “Pregnancy is difficult for women but it is even more difficult for men.”– Susan Cheever
128. “There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side — it sucks!” — Tamar Braxton
129. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.” – Heather Wittenberg
130. “Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle” – Emma Bombeck
131. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.”
132. “I haven’t had alcohol for months. This is not a pregnancy glow. This is a detox glow.”
133. “I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb.”– Michel Odent
134. “Coping with my unplanned pregnancy lent me both compassion and perspective. Through all of our experiences in life, there is something to learn.”
135. “When I got pregnant, I had to concentrate on being pregnant for a whole nine months, even though I knew it was ruining my career at the time.” — Yoko Ono
136. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!”
137. “Unplanned pregnancy is like the beginning of all things: wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities…”
138. “Knowing someone else is going through the bizarreness of pregnancy with you makes it feel a little less impossible.”– Elisabeth Hasselbeck
139. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.
140. It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat –Angelina Jolie
141. “Pregnancy is difficult for women but it is even more difficult for men.” – Susan Cheever
142. “I’m pregnant with twins. I’m a classic overachiever.” -Anonymous
143. “Exercising while pregnant is like eating kale on your cheat day.”
144. Someone get this through everyone’s head. “I am not Buddha. Rubbing my pregnant belly will not bring you good luck.
145. “If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.”
146. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.”
147. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.”
148. “There are unplanned pregnancies, but… There are no unplanned people!” – Unknown
149. Wishing you a happy and safe pregnancy and a with a healthy and gorgeous baby. We wish you nothing but joy during such an amazing time of your life – Unknown
150. “The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one I forget that I'm even pregnant. I'm hoisting my 2-year-old around.” — Emily Blunt
151. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes” -Joyce Armor
152. “The thing that’s nice about an unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a little baby, a joy of life.” — Unknown
153. May God bless you with a happy and safe pregnancy with a healthy and joyous baby. Accept our heartiest wishes on such an amazing time of your life.
154. “Everyone knows food is important to pregnant women. But what the uninitiated might not realize is that time is of the essence. The bottom line is, when she says she’s hungry, she means it. Feed that woman immediately or she will eat your f***ing face.” – Aaron Gouveia
155. “Pregnancy is going to alter your thinking forever, it’s going to make you realize how fragile and important life is and why it must be protected at all costs.”
156. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant. I know it could go either way, and the next pregnancy could be the complete opposite.” ― Chrissy Teigen
157. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.” ― Al Roker
158. “Pregnancy is like the beginning of all things; wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities”.
159. “I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.” – Sadie Frost
160. “Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days”
161. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife” -Queen Victoria
162. “During my first pregnancy, the people I was around told me how great I looked, asked me how I was feeling, saved the comfiest chairs for me, and stocked the office with decaf tea. This time around, the person I spend the most time with—although she seems to think I’m swell—insists on eating my food and waking me up early every morning.” – Emily Fisk
163. “I’m at the stage in my pregnancy where people don’t know whether to congratulate me or buy me a gym membership” -Anonymous
164. “For the 9 months I am pregnant with a boy, shouldn’t I be paid 1.78x my salary?”
165. “Unplanned pregnancy is an equal-opportunity affliction.” – Ann McLane Kuster
166. ‘Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap.’
167. “When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.” – Suzanne Vega
168. “Most of the problems that plague our society – addiction, overeating, crime, domestic violence, prejudice, debt, unwanted pregnancy, educational failure, underperformance at school and work, lack of savings, failure to exercise – are in some degree a failure of self-control.” — Roy Baumeister
169. Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.
170. “I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and ‘I’m pregnant’.” – Dean Martin
171. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.”– Joyce Armor
172. Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive. — Evan Esar
173. Take our heartiest congratulation on this miraculous journey of yours. Pregnancy is a blessing and you are the most blessed soul.
174. “Every month has an average of 30 days, except the last month of pregnancy, which has approximately 1,330 days.” -Unknown
175. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” — Erma Bombeck
176. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and undoubtedly inhabited.”
177. “When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it’s going to be, I like to say, ‘We’re hoping for a baby.’” — Unknown
178. “Pregnancy has been a huge lesson in patience and in allowing myself to be open to whatever the day may hand me.”
179. “You can do your job massively pregnant if you choose to go down that road. It’s fine. It’ll be hilarious. It’ll add to your comedy in ways that you never expected. Like when your elbows grow hair for no reason.” — Samathan Bee
180. “Pregnancy changes you as a person. It is this amazing journey that shifts your focus and pushes you to re-evaluate your life and priorities.”
181. “When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.” — Suzanne Vega
182. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” – Christine Feehan
183. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” – Erma Bombeck
184. Being pregnant shouldn't make you feel less of a woman, but more of a woman!
185. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.” – Holly Madison
186. “Pregnancy is the only time in life when you’ll fall in love with someone you haven’t met.”
187. “ Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze”
188. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.”
189. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” ― Christine Feehan
190. “Many of us were the unplanned children of talented, creative women whose lives had been changed by unplanned and unwanted pregnancies.” — Bell Hooks
191. Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.
192. “A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one’s previous imaginings.” – Susie Orbach
193. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones
194. “My wife is in that stage of pregnancy where people are not sure whether to congratulate her or buy her a gym membership.”
195. The common perception is that when a woman is pregnant, she is most beautiful and radiates the perfection of her beauty and power – Reena Kumarasingham.
196. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.”– Angelina Jolie
197. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!” – Tori Spelling
198. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain—your life will never be the same. — Catherine Jones
199. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness.”
200. ‘Pregnancy changes you as a person. It is this amazing journey that shifts your focus and pushes you to re-evaluate your life and priorities.’
201. “Every four weeks, I go up a bra size. . . it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton
202. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.”
203. ‘From the moment I found out I was pregnant, I knew this would be the best journey of my life.’
204. It's fun being pregnant at the same time as someone as prominent as Kim Kardashian. Seeing her beautiful body change and morph makes me remember mine is doing the same, and although it may not always feel beautiful, it really is.
205. “Pregnancy is really hard. After all you’re trying to grow a whole other person inside of you which isn’t easy. Yet, one of the hardest parts is actually realizing your life is about to change in a huge way but not knowing exactly how.”
206. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.” — Brooke Burke
207. ‘The changes that your body goes through while pregnant are beautiful, yet they can also be daunting. As your body changes it is easy to feel fat or uncomfortable in your own skin, however when you are holding your precious little baby in your arms it makes it all worth it.’
208. “Pregnancy, a condition that makes you pee when you laugh, and puke when you cough.”
209. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.” – John Stevenson
210. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.”– Catherine Zeta-Jones
211. ‘The funny thing about pregnancy is that you are not just creating a child, you are also creating a mother.’
212. “Not a waddle. Just pregnancy swag”.
213. Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality ― Christine Feehan
214. “We can’t understand when we’re pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time—like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.” – Anne Lamott
215. “Pregnancy makes me feel like I have a superpower. Superpower of eating anything, everything”
216. “That moment when all of your friends are dieting and exercising and you are just pregnant like ’Baby wants a cupcake’.”
217. “No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.”
218. People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death- Jessica Simpson
219. “‘Pregnancy brain’ is my excuse for everything I don’ want to do.”
220. Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you
221. At 8 months pregnant, one does not simply “roll over in bed”
222. “I got pregnant at 19 years old. I continued school and graduated as a registered nurse. Don’t ever think an unplanned teen pregnancy can ruin your life. I have my transcripts as proof!” — Unknown
223. “Being pregnant has all kinds of advantages. People keep telling you how beautiful you look. They do it over and over.” – Caterina Fake
224. “Pregnancy feels like an endless wait, but once your little one is here it is a life of endless love.” — Unknown
225. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched—along with body—making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan
226. “Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.” — Unknown
227. “I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren’t things I don’t love, but when I think about what my body is doing—creating a child—it just blows my mind. I’m in awe of the process and science.” — Emily Deschanel
228. “Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.”– Maggie Scarf
229. “I did a lot of work with myself over the course of being pregnant and the first few months of being pregnant. It's nice, the pace of being pregnant; it gives you a long time to not just germinate a baby but germinate the mother that you're gonna be.” — Ani DiFranco
230. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” -Joyce Armor
231. Love comes in all shapes and sizes. We can’t wait to see what your little love looks like. Congratulations on your pregnancy!
232. In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly – Al Roker
233. If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. – Nora Ephron
234. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.”
235. By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
236. ‘Pregnancy isn’t always easy. The extra emotions, fatigue, morning sickness, and difficulty to find a comfortable position to sleep. But, just knowing your baby is growing inside of you is one of the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.’
237. “When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they’re pregnant.” – Mariska Hargitay
238. “Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.”
239. “I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and ‘I’m pregnant’.”– Dean Martin
240. “I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb.” – Michel Odent
241. Pregnancy is a wonderful miracle, and in nine months your joys will double. Congratulations, to the happy couple.
242. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.”– Ashlee Simpson
243. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat” –Angelina Jolie
244. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.”
245. “When pregnant with our first, Dean and I attended a childbirth class. There were about 15 other couples, all 6-8 months pregnant, just like us. As an introduction, the teacher asked us to share what had been our favourite part of pregnancy and the least favourite part. I was surprised by how many of the men and women there couldn’t name a favourite part. When it was my turn, I said, “My least favourite has been nausea, and my favourite is the belly.” – Shannon Hale
246. Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.
247. “An ‘unintended pregnancy’ could be a wonderful surprise, not planned but welcome. Why should the government be in the business of ‘preventing’ a surprising but welcome pregnancy.” — Wendy Wright
248. “Pregnancy is going to alter your thinking forever, it’s going to make you realize how fragile and important life is and why it must be protected at all cost” -therightmessage
249. “The lines between body and womb have become blurred, a vessel inside a vessel. The physical body – the visible collection of bones and skin we present to the world – does not fully belong to its owner if the womb within it contains an unplanned or unwanted pregnancy. There are all kinds of people ready to queue up and remind a woman of that.” — Sinéad Gleeso
250. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.”
251. “Everybody thinks for one moment when they’re pregnant that they’re actually carrying the spawn of the devil.” – Tilda Swinton
252. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.”– Al Roker
253. “Pregnancy is a uniquely intimate relationship between two people. All of us luxuriate in this relationship once, and half of us are lucky enough to be able to do it all over again a second time, from the other side as it were.”– David Bainbridge
254. A word of warning… when a pregnant woman tells you she needs you to get the nursery ready she isn’t playing. She NEEDS this to happen – Kirsty Hall (@Navigating Baby
255. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.” — Holly Madison
256. At eight months pregnant, one does not simply ‘roll over in bed – Unknown
257. If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realised that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle. — Erma Bombeck
258. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.” — Judy Ford
259. If you want to know the value of a month, ask a pregnant woman, if a month matters in her pregnancy. – Sunday Adelaja
260. “If you want to know the value of a month, ask a pregnant woman, if a month matters in her pregnancy.” – Sunday Adelaja
261. To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited.
262. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth, you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort.” — Jodi Picoult
263. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain—your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones
264. “Unplanned pregnancy is an equal-opportunity affliction.”– Ann McLane Kuster
265. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.”
266. ” Being pregnant is the one time you can eat without feeling guilty” – Leslie Meier
267. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.”
268. “Pregnancy is 9 months of cheat days.” (HALLELUJAH
269. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.”– Heather Wittenberg
270. “Pregnancy and motherhood are the most beautiful and significantly life-altering events that I have ever experienced.”– Elisabeth Hasselbeck
271. “Take our heartiest congratulation on this miraculous journey of yours. Pregnancy is a blessing and you are the most blessed soul.”
272. “I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.”
273. Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze – Unknown
274. You are bound to be one of the best parents in the world. Congratulations on being pregnant.
275. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain - your life will never be the same.
276. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.”– Amy Adams
277. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I did.”
278. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.”
279. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.”– Camilla Luddington
280. “When your wife is pregnant and you’re expecting, everyone is like, ‘It’s incredible. Get ready, it’s magic. It’s the most life-changing experience you’ll ever have. Brace yourself for heaven.’ And then the second the baby comes everyone is like, ‘WELCOME TO HELL.’” – Andy Samberg
281. Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin. — Maggie Scarf
282. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.” – Brooke Burke
283. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.”
284. “Pregnancy is like the beginning of all things; wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.” — Unknown
285. “My third album, that will definitely be about this little girl and the process of watching your wife get pregnant. It’s crazy.” – Andy Grammer
286. ‘Pregnancy is really hard. After all you’re trying to grow a whole other person inside of you which isn’t easy. Yet, one of the hardest parts is actually realizing your life is about to change in a huge way but not knowing exactly how.’
287. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness.” — Unknown
288. “At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother.”– Jenny Mollen
289. “‘Relax, baby will come when it’s ready,’ said no overdue pregnant woman ever.” — Unknown
290. “From the moment I found out I was pregnant, I knew this would be the best journey of my life.”
291. “Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.”
292. “Why should every pregnant woman be expected to read the same book? Or any book? Being pregnant isn’t that complicated. What to Expect When You’re Expecting shouldn’t be a book. It should be a Post-it: ‘Take your vitamins. Don’t drink vodka. Get used to empire waistlines.” – Rainbow Rowell, Attachments
293. “When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.”
294. “Coping with my unplanned pregnancy lent me both compassion and perspective. Through all of our experiences in life, there is something to learn.” — Claire Fulmer
295. Why is pregnancy so beautiful?
296. “So I asked around and apparently I have a baby bump. And I am here to tell you that I do – I do! I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump. From now on ladies, I will have a bump. And it will be my baby bump. And let’s just all settle in and get used to it. It’s not going anywhere.” – Jennifer Garner
297. “Soul and spirit are stretched — along with body — making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan
298. “Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.” — Unknown
299. “It's all worth it in the end, so I would definitely suffer through that, but pregnancy was not a good experience for me. At all.” — Kim Kardashian
300. “Being pregnant shouldn’t make you feel less of a woman, but more of a woman!” – Julia Restoin Roitfeld
301. “When you're pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort. That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one.” ― Jodi Picoult, Vanishing Acts
302. “It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.”
303. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.” – Ruth Morgan
304. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.” – Rich Cohen
305. “When I was first pregnant with my son Archie, I didn’t tell anyone, as you are supposed to keep it secret. It’s a really magical time, those first few weeks. It almost makes you wish you didn’t have to tell anyone, ever. You could just watch your belly grow bigger, and no one would be allowed to ask you about it, and you would have your baby and a year later you would allow visitors to finally come and meet your little miracle.” — Amy Poehler
306. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.” — Ashlee Simpson
307. “The changes that your body goes through while pregnant are beautiful, yet they can also be daunting. As your body changes it is easy to feel fat or uncomfortable in your own skin, however when you are holding your precious little baby in your arms it makes it all worth it.”
308. “One of the most beautiful unplanned pregnancy quotes.”
309. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.”
310. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” – Anne Christian Buchanan
311. “I love insomnia! And having to pee five times every night! And this dried out hair and blotchy skin!… Said no pregnant woman ever.”
312. “You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.” – Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns Fifty
313. Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. – Joyce Armor
314. “What do a toddler, a preschooler and a pregnant lady all have in common? We all pee our pants in public” -@fullmetalmommy
315. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.” ― Heather Wittenberg
316. Congratulations on your pregnancy. Expecting your baby may be the first time you will wait for your child with excitement, but it certainly won’t be the last. Parenthood is a joyous ride! – unknown
317. “I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.” – Kourtney Kardashian
318. “I usually have lots of energy, so I couldn’t believe how pregnancy put me on my butt.”– Brie Bella
319. ‘It is easy when you’re pregnant to spend hours dreaming about the little baby growing inside of you and wondering who in the world they will turn out to be.’
320. “Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.” – Martha Rose and Jane L. Davis
321. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language.” — Emily Perkins
322. To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings. – Anne Christian Buchanan
323. ‘Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.’
324. “During the pregnancy and stuff, I knew I had a daughter coming but when she finally got here that is when it really hit me. Ever since that day, I look at life a lot differently.”– Lonzo Ball
325. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.”
326. “Danger, due to the influence of pregnancy hormones I could burst into tears or kill you in the next five minutes.” – Anonymous
327. Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.
328. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.’” — Connie Fioretto
329. “Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days” — Unknown
330. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, “Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.” ― Connie Fioretto
331. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant. I know it could go either way, and the next pregnancy could be the complete opposite.” — Chrissy Teigen
332. “Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.”
333. “I haven’t had alcohol in months. This isn’t a pregnancy glow, this is a detox glow.” — Mommie Pickles
334. That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don't know the language.
335. “Being pregnant is a miracle from God and I’m forever grateful and my life has forever changed” – stressfreemommies
336. Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life. – Judy Ford
337. By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant – Phyllis Diller
338. “There is no right or wrong way to be pregnant, to become a mother, to make a family. There is only one way—your way, which will inevitably be filled with tears, mistakes, doubt, but also joy, relief, triumph, and love.” – Angela Garbes, Like a Mother: A Feminist Journey Through the Science and Culture of Pregnancy“
339. “In pregnancy, there are two bodies, one inside the other. Two people live under one skin. When so much of life is dedicated to maintaining our integrity as distinct beings, this bodily tandem is an uncanny fact.” — Joan Raphael-Leff
340. “Everybody thinks for one moment when they’re pregnant that they’re actually carrying the spawn of the devil.”– Tilda Swinton
341. “There is no right or wrong way to be pregnant, to become a mother, to make a family. There is only one way—your way, which will inevitably be filled with tears, mistakes, doubt, but also joy, relief, triumph, and love.” ― Angela Garbes, Like a Mother: A Feminist Journey Through the Science and Culture of Pregnancy
342. “Ultimately abortion takes place because there is something wrong within the culture, within the system, and not simply because this or that particular woman is seeking to end an unwanted pregnancy.”
343. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.” – Patricia Heaton
344. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.” — Evan Esar
345. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”– Queen Victoria
346. Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila -Mila Kunis
347. Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person – Holly Madison
348. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.” — John Stevenson
349. “When your pregnant little hands pushing and tiny feet kicking remind you that you are never really alone.”
350. “In pregnancy, there are two bodies, one inside the other. Two people live under one skin. When so much of life is dedicated to maintaining our integrity as distinct beings, this bodily tandem is an uncanny fact.” – Joan Raphael-Leff
351. I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me – Tia Mowry
352. The common perception is that when a woman is pregnant, she is most beautiful and radiates the perfection of her beauty and power.
353. “Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.” — Unknown
354. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me re-evaluate my personal and professional goals.” – Holly Madison
355. Pregnancy isn’t always easy. The extra emotions, fatigue, morning sickness, and difficulty to find a comfortable position to sleep. But, just knowing your baby is growing inside of you is one of the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.
356. There are many things about pregnancy that are tough, but the fact that almost everyone wants to help you to do as little as possible is not one of them – Kirsty Hall (@navigatingbaby
357. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.” – Ashlee Simpson
358. “We can’t understand when we’re pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time—like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.” — Anne Lamott
359. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don't know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it's just the horizon - and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it's suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you've had the right shots.” ― Emily Perkins, Novel About My Wife
360. “A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one’s previous imaginings.”– Susie Orbach
361. I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me.
362. “Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap.”
363. That moment during pregnancy when you realize that shaving your legs has become a life-and-death struggle.” — Unknown
364. ” Even if it this pregnancy was not planned, God knew I needed you the moment he blessed me with you” – stressfreemommies
365. If this were true, I think there would be a few more Chewbaccas out there. “If heartburn during pregnancy means you’ll have a hairy baby, I’m about to give birth to Chewbacca”
366. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” — Christine Feehan
367. Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person.
368. Everybody leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant and I have to do it again tomorrow – Unknown
369. I like big bumps and I cannot lie (perfect for a husband pregnancy announcement
370. “Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant’. You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila.” -Mila Kunis
371. “You are pregnant and powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.”
372. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!” — Tori Spelling
373. “Everybody leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant and I have to do it again tomorrow.” – Anonymous
374. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.” – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa
375. “My pregnancy was unplanned. I feel like a terrible mom because I’ve been too depressed to enjoy any of it. I feel no connection to my baby.”
376. “Pregnancy was probably the best and the hardest thing I’ll ever go through.”– Mariah Carey
377. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” – Erma Bombeck
378. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.” – Amy Adams
379. ” Shocked, blessed, scared, happy, worried, excited these are the many feelings you experience when you first find out you’re pregnant” – stressfreemommies
380. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Author Unknown
381. “Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days.” — Unknown
382. “You stole my heart the minute I found out I was pregnant with you” – stressfreemommies
383. “I, as a man, don’t even pretend to know what a woman goes through during pregnancy.”– Nick Lachey
384. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.”
385. “The truth is that contraceptive pills save lives, prevent unplanned pregnancies, improve outcomes for children and reduce the number of abortions.” — Unknown
386. “Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze.”
387. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.” — Patricia Heaton
388. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while, it’s just the horizon — and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” — Emily Perkins
389. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.”
390. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. – Queen Victoria
391. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” – Angelina Jolie
392. “The thing that’s nice bout unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby of joy of life.”
393. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me re-evaluate my personal and professional goals.”
394. “Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.”
395. “A woman experiencing an unexpected pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.”
396. “I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.”– Jessica Simpson
397. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” – Catherine Jones
398. Pregnancy is the only time in your life when you fall in love with someone you have never met.
399. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” ― Joyce Armor
400. “When your pregnant little hands pushing and tiny feet kicking remind you that you are never really alone.” — Unknown
401. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons, probably understood by Darwin, love it.” — Rich Cohen
402. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain—your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones
403. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!”– Tori Spelling
404. “I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.”– Kourtney Kardashian
405. “I am pregnant which means I am sober, swollen and hungry. Approach with caution.”
406. Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days.
407. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Zeta-Jones
408. “By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.”– Phyllis Diller
409. “You know you’re pregnant when all you fantasize about is sleeping for more than one hour at a time.” — Unknown
410. “I haven’t had alcohol in months. This isn’t a pregnancy glow, this is a detox glow.”
411. ‘Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.’
412. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones
413. People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death. — Jessica Simpson
414. “Being pregnant was very much like falling in love. You are so open.” —
415. I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do – Kourtney Kardashian
416. “Your pregnant elephant ankles will return to normal. Just hang in there.” — Adriel Booker
417. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”
418. “Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.”
419. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.”— Judy Ford
420. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched — along with body — making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan
421. Being pregnant shouldn’t make you feel less of a woman, but more of a woman! – Julia Restoin Roitfeld.
422. “Pregnancy feels like an endless wait, but once your little one is here it is a life of endless love.” -Unknown
423. Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes – Ashlee Simpson
424. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Unknown
425. “My wife and I don’t understand couples where the woman is pregnant and they don’t want to know the sex of the baby. ‘Oh, we want it to be a surprise.’ I mean you have caller ID but don’t want to know what’s popping out of your vagina?” – Andrew Ginsburg
426. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.'” ― Connie Fioretto
427. “The thing that’s nice about an unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby, a joy of life.”
428. The funny thing about pregnancy is that you are not just creating a child, you are also creating a mother.
429. “Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days.”
430. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.” – Camilla Luddington
431. I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.
432. “Morality becomes hypocrisy if it means accepting mother’s suffering or dying in connection with unwanted pregnancies and illegal abortions and unwanted children.” ― Gro Harlem Brundtland
433. “If heartburn during pregnancy means you’ll have a hairy baby, I’m about to give birth to Chewbacca.” — Unknown
434. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.”
435. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.” – Jessica Simpson
436. “An unplanned baby is a blessing from Heaven, a gift from the angels.” – Unknown
437. “When your wife is pregnant and you’re expecting, everyone is like, ‘It’s incredible. Get ready, it’s magic. It’s the most life-changing experience you’ll ever have. Brace yourself for heaven.’ And then the second the baby comes everyone is like, ‘WELCOME TO HELL.’”– Andy Samberg
438. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant. I know it could go either way, and the next pregnancy could be the complete opposite.” – Chrissy Teigen
439. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort. That’s the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don’t even realize how much you were missing one.” – Jodi Picoult, Vanishing Acts
440. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort.” — Jodi Picoult
441. I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.
442. It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat. -Angelina Jolie
443. “The pregnant body is not solely its owner’s domain. In gestating another person you become public property.” – Sinéad Gleeson, Constellations: Reflections From Life
444. “Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.”– unknown
445. “Many of us were the unplanned children of talented, creative women whose lives had been changed by unplanned and unwanted pregnancies.” – bell hooks
446. “I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me.” — Tia Mowry
447. “There are unplanned pregnancies, but… There are no unplanned people!!”
448. “My wife and I don’t understand couples where the woman is pregnant and they don’t want to know the sex of the baby. ‘Oh, we want it to be a surprise.’ I mean you have caller ID but don’t want to know what’s popping out of your vagina?”– Andrew Ginsburg
449. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots. ” – Emily Perkins, Novel About My Wife
450. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.” — Al Roker
451. “Pregnancy has been a huge lesson in patience and in allowing myself to be open to whatever the day may hand me.” – Anna Kaiser
452. “I’ve reached that point in my pregnancy where I no longer want to wear pants.” — Unknown
453. Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – Amy Adams
454. “Warning: Due to the influence of pregnancy hormones, I could burst into tears or kill you in the next five minutes.”
455. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.”
456. “We should recognize that women become mothers the moment they are pregnant.” – Alveda King
457. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan
458. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” ― Catherine Jones
459. “I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.” – Jessica Simpson
460. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.” — Merete Leonhardt-Lupa
461. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.
462. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant—you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat.” — Angelina Jolie
463. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life”-Judi Ford
464. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body — meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.” — Amy Adams
465. “Of course, I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” — Christine Feehan, Ruthless Game
466. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males.” – John Stevenson
467. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” – Joyce Armor
468. “Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.” ― Erma Bombeck
469. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.”
470. ‘No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.’
471. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I even did.” — Unknown
472. Being pregnant has all kinds of advantages. People keep telling you how beautiful you look. They do it over and over – Caterina Fake.
473. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.” — Ruth Morgan
474. Tread carefully for you tread near a pregnant woman – Kirsty Hall (@Navigating Baby
475. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size … it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” – Natasha Hamilton
476. “Pregnancy brain’ is my excuse for everything I don’t want to do.”
477. ‘When your pregnant little hands pushing and tiny feet kicking remind you that you are never really alone.’
478. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.”— Elisabeth Hasselbeck
479. “We should recognize that women become mothers the moment they are pregnant.”– Alveda King
480. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.”
481. “I’m convinced that whatever state you’re in during your pregnancy has a huge influence on the baby’s personality – so I hope we haven’t produced a little serial killer!”– Helena Bonham Carter
482. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.”– Patricia Heaton
483. “When I got pregnant, I had to concentrate on being pregnant for a whole nine months, even though I knew it was ruining my career at the time.” – Yoko Ono
484. “Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.” – Unknown
485. Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies. – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa
486. Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.” — Martha Rose and Jane L. Davis
487. “Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap”
488. “For the nine months I am pregnant with a boy, shouldn’t I be paid 1.78x my pay?”
489. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.”
490. Be nice to me my wife is pregnant – Unknown
491. “Pregnancy is a uniquely intimate relationship between two people. All of us luxuriate in this relationship once, and half of us are lucky enough to be able to do it all over again a second time, from the other side as it were.” — David Bainbridge
492. Being pregnant has all kinds of advantages. People keep telling you how beautiful you look. They do it over and over.
493. “Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.” — Martha Rose and Jane L. Davis
494. There is something very beautiful about being pregnant – Chrissy Teigen
495. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.” — John Stevenson
496. “If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.”– Nora Ephron
497. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort.” – Jodi Picoult
498. “Being pregnant is all about being fully alive, it is about being a complete woman, and it is a period of growing, transition, and of new beginnings in the journey of life.”
499. ” Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.” – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa
500. “At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother.” – Jenny Mollen
501. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain‚your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones
502. “Being pregnant automatically makes you a protector for your little growing human” – stressfreemommies
503. “One unplanned pregnancy saved us all.”
504. This pregnancy quote… because it’s always a good time for a cupcake.
505. “Pregnancy is a uniquely intimate relationship between two people. All of us luxuriate in this relationship once, and half of us are lucky enough to be able to do it all over again a second time, from the other side as it were.” – David Bainbridge
506. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.” — Camilla Luddington
507. “The common perception is that when a woman is pregnant, she is most beautiful and radiates the perfection of her beauty and power.” – Reena Kumarasingham
508. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size . . . it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton
509. It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.
510. It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it – Rich Cohen
511. “Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by the time they put in an appearance you are used to giving things up for them.” — Brett Kiellerop
512. “Not fat, just…PREGNANT!”
513. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.”– Christine Feehan
514. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else.” — Ruth Morgan
515. “Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.” — Anonymous
516. “If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.” — Nora Ephron
517. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant – you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat.” ― Angelina Jolie
518. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.” — Rich Cohen
519. In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly.
520. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.”– Merete Leonhardt-Lupa
521. “Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you!”
522. “Pregnancy was probably the best and the hardest thing I’ll ever go through.” – Mariah Carey
523. Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days. – Unknown
524. Does pregnancy make you attractive?
525. ” Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle” – Erma Bombeck
526. “The changes that your body goes through while pregnant are beautiful, yet they can also be daunting. As your body changes it is easy to feel fat or uncomfortable in your own skin, however when you are holding your precious little baby in your arms it makes it all worth it.” — Unknown
527. No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.
528. “When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No periods for nine months, and that’s a reason to celebrate.”
529. Pregnancy is the happiest excuse for feeling like crap.
530. “Your pregnant elephant ankles will return to normal. Just hang in there.” – Adriel Booker
531. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.”– Jessica Simpson
532. “(Pregnancy
533. “Pregnancy feels like an endless wait, but once your little one is here it is a life of endless love.”
534. “You may hate being pregnant, but the minute the baby is born , she is God’s precious child, given to you as a gift” – Sandra Dallas
535. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size … it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.”– Natasha Hamilton
536. “My third album, that will definitely be about this little girl and the process of watching your wife get pregnant. It’s crazy.”– Andy Grammer
537. “Pregnancy and motherhood are the most beautiful and significantly life-altering events that I have ever experienced.”— Elisabeth Hasselbeck
538. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort.”– Jodi Picoult
539. Okay, maybe it’s not the best pregnancy quote but #relatable
540. “Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.” — Maggie Scarf
541. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain — your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones
542. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.” ― Rich Cohen
543. By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
544. “My wife and I don’t understand couples where the woman is pregnant and they don’t want to know the sex of the baby. ‘Oh, we want it to be a surprise.’ I mean you have caller ID but don’t want to know what’s popping out of your vagina?” — Andrew Ginsberg
545. “Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.”
546. “People don’t tell you about all this sh*t that goes down with your body when you get pregnant, you know? Your nipples get huge and dark. I didn’t know that. I didn’t know that they get dark so that the baby can see, like, a bull’s-eye. So that the baby can find it easier.” — Ali Wong
547. “By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.” – Phyllis Diller
548. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.” — Amy Adams
549. “It’s fun being pregnant at the same time as someone as prominent as Kim Kardashian. Seeing her beautiful body change and morph makes me remember mine is doing the same, and although it may not always feel beautiful, it really is.” – Ginger Zee
550. “An unplanned baby is a blessing from Heaven, a gift from the angels.”
551. “Unplanned doesn’t mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before even I did.”
552. “Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.” – Maggie Scarf
553. “When your wife is pregnant don’t eat the last ANYTHING”
554. “Ultimately abortion takes place because there is something wrong within the culture, within the system, and not simply because this or that particular woman is seeking to end an unwanted pregnancy.” — Ronald Rolheiser
555. “I got pregnant at 19 years-old. I continued school and graduated as a registered nurse. Don’t ever think an unplanned teen pregnancy can ruin your life. I have my transcripts as proof!”
556. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it is forever changing, both mentally and physically.”
557. ‘Pregnancy feels like an endless wait, but once your little one is here it is a life of endless love.’
558. “Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by the time they put in an appearance, you are used to giving things up for them.” — Brett Kiellerop-Morris
559. “Many of us were the unplanned children of talented, creative women whose lives had been changed by unplanned and unwanted pregnancies.”
560. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same – Catherine Jones
561. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.” — Jessica Simpson
562. “I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me.” – Tia Mowry
563. Love comes in all shapes and sizes. We can’t wait to see what your little love looks like. Congratulations on your pregnancy! – unknown
564. The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one I forget that I’m even pregnant. I’m hoisting my 2-year-old around. — Emily Blunt
565. “Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” – Anne Christian Buchanan
566. “I got pregnant at 19 years old. I continued school and graduated as a registered nurse. Don’t ever think an unplanned teen pregnancy can ruin your life. I have my transcripts as proof!”
567. “Pregnancy is when you are officially allowed to swear and curse at your husband and blame it all on your hormones.”
568. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, and an inner secret.” — Ruth Morgan
569. ‘I know some people find being pregnant so easy, but I can’t relate. It’s hard. It is incredibly beautiful, but it also challenges you in ways you never thought possible.’
570. “How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex?” – Sister Souljah
571. “During the pregnancy and stuff, I knew I had a daughter coming but when she finally got here that is when it really hit me. Ever since that day, I look at life a lot differently.” – Lonzo Ball
572. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.” – Al Roker
573. “I loved him from the moment I knew I was pregnant.”
574. “If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.” — Nora Ephron
575. “Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days”.
576. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.” – Queen Victoria
577. A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males.
578. “Pregnancy and motherhood are the most beautiful and significantly life-altering events that I have ever experienced.”
579. “Pregnancy is really hard. After all you’re trying to grow a whole other person inside of you which isn’t easy. Yet, one of the hardest parts is actually realizing your life is about to change in a huge way but not knowing exactly how.” — Unknown
580. “For the nine months I am pregnant with a boy, shouldn’t I be paid 1.78x my pay?” – Anonymous
581. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.” — Heather Wittenberg
582. “Pregnancy isn’t always easy. The extra emotions, fatigue, morning sickness, and difficulty to find a comfortable position to sleep. But, just knowing your baby is growing inside of you is one of the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.” — Unknown
583. “The truth is that contraceptive pills save lives, prevent unplanned pregnancies, improve outcomes for children and reduce the number of abortions.”
584. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.”
585. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.”– Erma Bombeck
586. “The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one I forget that I’m even pregnant. I’m hoisting my 2-year-old around.” — Emily Blunt
587. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body–meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.” – Amy Adams
588. It was all fun and games until I got pregnant.
589. “A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one’s previous imaginings.”
590. “I loved being pregnant — but I don’t want to be outnumbered!” — Kristen Bell, on stopping at two kids
591. It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it. – Rich Cohen
592. “Pregnancy isn’t always easy. The extra emotions, fatigue, morning sickness, and difficulty to find a comfortable position to sleep. But, just knowing your baby is growing inside of you is one of the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.”
593. “A women experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy…”
594. It is easy when you’re pregnant to spend hours dreaming about the little baby growing inside of you and wondering who in the world they will turn out to be.
595. “Your pregnant elephant ankles will return to normal. Just hang in there.”– Adriel Booker
596. “You are bound to be one of the best parents in the world. Congratulations on being pregnant.”
597. “Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that, it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.” — Robert Anton Wilson
598. “We stopped trying to get pregnant as our efforts have already been successful!”
599. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.”– Evan Esar
600. “Your pregnancy is as beautifully unique as you are. Congratulations on this one-of-a-kind celebration!”
601. “When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.”– Suzanne Vega
602. “Pregnancy = “the slow, difficult, and delightful apprenticeship in attentiveness, gentleness, forgetting oneself. The ability to succeed in this path without masochism and without annihilating one’s affective, intellectual, and professional personality – such would seem to be the stakes to be won through guiltless maternity.” Julia Kristeva
603. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings – Anne Christian Buchanan
604. “When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they’re pregnant.” — Mariska Hargitay
605. ” Pregnancy is when you’ll truly understand the meaning of being unconditionally caring and patiently selfless”- unknown
606. "Many things are possible for the person who has hope. Even more is possible for the person who has faith. And still more is possible for the person who knows how to love. But everything is possible for the person who practices all three virtues."— Brother Lawrence
607. “Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love.” – Lucinda Franks
608. “Good morning my angel. I hope you heard the sparrow’s song, they are saying that I have the most beautiful lover.”569. “The sun lights up the day. But you light up my life. Good morning sweetheart.”
609. On this day, a very special person was born who has changed my life for the better. You are my favorite (and only) son and I love you so much. I hope you have a birthday that is as wonderful as you are.
610. "Consult not your fears but your hopes and dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what is still possible for you to do."— Pope John XXIII
611. “Good morning Tuesday! Please enter and pour out that shower of blessings into our lives, renew our spirits, our strength, our faith, and our hope.” ~ Anonymous
612. “A child’s smile is the heart of heaven.” – Unknown
613. “Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter’s eyes, whispering, “I can’t do this.” -Ryan Reynolds
614. “When a child is born, it is the mother’s instinct to protect the baby. When a child dies, it is the mother’s instinct to protect the memory.” — Unknown
615. “Within every child is a connection to one form or another and a potential waiting to be fulfilled.” – Dr. Stephen Mark Shore
616. “Sundays are like confetti floating in the air in slow motion, in the evening they reach the ground, and you hope a bit of