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800 Heartwarming Unplanned Pregnancy Quotes: Unexpected

1. “Just because my pregnancy was an unplanned one doesn’t mean my child was any less wanted, wished, or loved than the children who were planned. Either way, all children are gifts from God.”


2. “The truth is that contraceptive pills saves lives, prevents unplanned pregnancies, improves outcomes for children and reduces the number of abortions.”


3. “For more unplanned pregnancy quotes, all you need to do is search for them on any social media site you can imagine.”


4. “The thing that’s nice about an unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a little baby, a joy of life.”


5. “There are unplanned pregnancies, but there are no unplanned people.” — Unknown


6. “Unplanned moments bring the happiness you never imagined.” — Unknown


7. “Don’t let an unplanned pregnancy force you to choose abortion. Pregnant women are either too young or too old, or it’s too soon after another pregnancy, or she’s going to get in trouble at work. She’s too poor, too rich, too successful, too skinny, too fat, too crazy, too busy, too single, too married, too too.” ― Jim Gaffigan


8. “Unplanned doesn’t mean unwanted or unloved. It just mean life knew what I needed before even I did”.


9. “Unplanned moments bring the happiness you never imagined.”


10. “Just because my pregnancy was an unplanned one doesn’t mean my child was any less wanted, wished, or loved than the children who were planned. Either way, all children are gifts from God.” — Unknown


11. “Coping with my unplanned pregnancy lent me both compassion and perspective. Through all of our experiences in life, there is something to learn.” – Claire Fulmer


12. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size… it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton


13. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.”– Elisabeth Hasselbeck


14. “At eight months pregnant, one does not simply ‘roll over in bed.’”


15. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I even did.” – Unknown


16. “Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila,” -Mila Kunis


17. “When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they’re pregnant.”


18. I guess this is the anti-pregnancy joke?


19. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.”


20. Pregnancy is a miracle and in just nine months you will meet your miracle. Congratulations, to you both – unknown


21. Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.


22. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” – Emily Perkins


23. “Being pregnant during winter is like getting your hair done and then wearing a hat.”


24. You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.


25. “Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days.”


26. “The thing that’s nice about unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby, a joy of life.” – Unknown


27. “Everybody leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant and I have to do it again tomorrow.”


28. “During my first pregnancy, the people I was around told me how great I looked, asked me how I was feeling, saved the comfiest chairs for me, and stocked the office with decaf tea. This time around, the person I spend the most time with—although she seems to think I'm swell—insists on eating my food and waking me up early every morning.” — Emily Fisk


29. “I’m convinced that whatever state you’re in during your pregnancy has a huge influence on the baby’s personality – so I hope we haven’t produced a little serial killer!” – Helena Bonham Carter


30. “I was 20 when my daughter was born, and making all these plans during my wife’s pregnancy. I was going to be the perfect father. Once she was born, it was suddenly, ‘Oh, my God! I’m a parent!’” – Kiefer Sutherland


31. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while, it’s just the horizon — and then one day, birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” — Emily Perkins


32. “The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one, I forget that I’m even pregnant. I’m hoisting my 2-year-old around.” — Emily Blunt


33. “Being pregnant was a lot like being a child again. There was always someone telling you what to do.” – Emily Oster


34. People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.


35. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” — Joyce Armor


36. Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.


37. You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.’ — Connie Fioretto


38. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” –Angelina Jolie


39. It’s a blessing being a woman because you get to experience the most magical moment of your life: giving life! Congratulations on your pregnancy!


40. “The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one I forget that I’m even pregnant. I’m hoisting my 2-year-old around.” – Emily Blunt


41. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.”


42. “Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.” – Unknown


43. “I do not have a waddle — it’s called pregnancy swag.” — Unknown


44. “Love comes in all shapes and sizes. We can’t wait to see what your little love looks like. Congratulations on your pregnancy!”


45. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I even did.”


46. Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit. – Amy Adams


47. “Pregnancy is a wonderful miracle, and in nine months your joys will double. Congratulations, to the happy couple.”


48. “I got pregnant at 19 years old. I continued school and graduated as a registered nurse. Don’t ever think an unplanned teen pregnancy can ruin your life. I have my transcripts as proof!” – Unknown


49. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.


50. “I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.”– Sadie Frost


51. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Unknown


52. “Gas, bloating, nausea, insomnia, acne, frequent urination, fatigue, pelvic pain, bleeding gums, backaches, facial hair… Yes, pregnancy is wonderful.”


53. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched — along with body — making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.”


54. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.”


55. “Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.”


56. “You are pregnant, and you are powerful. You are bold, and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Unknown


57. “If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.” – Nora Ephron


58. “Being pregnant was a lot like being a child again. There was always someone telling you what to do.”– Emily Oster


59. Nauseous. Tired. Can’t Sleep. Can’t See My Toes. Thrilled. That’s Pregnancy.


60. “In pregnancy, there are two bodies, one inside the other. Two people live under one skin. When so much of life is dedicated to maintaining our integrity as distinct beings, this bodily tandem is an uncanny fact.”


61. Your pregnancy is as beautifully unique as you are. Congratulations on this one-of-a-kind celebration!


62. “That awkward phase in pregnancy when people can’t tell if you’re pregnant or just fat.”


63. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” — Angelina Jolie


64. “I am not Buddha. Rubbing my pregnant belly will not bring you good luck, prosperity, or wealth.”


65. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.” – Evan Esar


66. “It is easy when you’re pregnant to spend hours dreaming about the little baby growing inside of you and wondering who in the world they will turn out to be.”


67. “Pregnancy has been a huge lesson in patience and in allowing myself to be open to whatever the day may hand me.”– Anna Kaiser


68. If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.


69. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.”– Chrissy Teigen


70. “In the pregnancy process, I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.”


71. “Being pregnant made me realize it takes talent to not pee yourself when you sneeze.” — Unknown


72. “The funny thing about pregnancy is that you are not just creating a child, you are also creating a mother.”


73. “I know some people find being pregnant so easy, but I can’t relate. It’s hard. It is incredibly beautiful, but it also challenges you in ways you never thought possible.” — Unknown


74. “Everyone knows food is important to pregnant women. But what the uninitiated might not realize is that time is of the essence. The bottom line is, when she says she’s hungry, she means it. Feed that woman immediately or she will eat your f***ing face.”– Aaron Gouveia


75. “I usually have lots of energy, so I couldn’t believe how pregnancy put me on my butt.” – Brie Bella


76. “I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.” – Chrissy Teigen


77. “It’s a blessing being a woman because you get to experience the most magical moment of your life: giving life! Congratulations on your pregnancy!”


78. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.” — Elisabeth Hasselbeck


79. “The number of people struggling with pregnancy-related stress, pain, and anger at a time that we collectively pretend is the happiest of their lives is staggering.” – Soraya Chemaly, Rage Becomes Her: The Power of Women’s Anger


80. “Not a waddle. Just a pregnancy swag.”


81. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.” – Judy Ford


82. “Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by the time they put in an appearance you are used to giving things up for them.” ― Brett Kiellerop-Morris, My Big Fat Gay Life


83. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me re-evaluate my personal and professional goals.” — Holly Madison


84. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.”


85. Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body.


86. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.” ― Queen Victoria


87. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” – Catherine Zeta-Jones


88. Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life – unknown


89. That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language. – Emily Perkins


90. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.” — Brooke Burke


91. “I, as a man, don’t even pretend to know what a woman goes through during pregnancy.” – Nick Lachey


92. “Pregnancy changes you as a person. It is this amazing journey that shifts your focus and pushes you to re-evaluate your life and priorities.” — Unknown


93. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe's way of helping you to learn to do that.” — Heather Wittenberg


94. Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.


95. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness.” – Unknown


96. ” I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do” – Kourtney Kardashian


97. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.”– Judy Ford


98. When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No periods for nine months, and that’s a reason to celebrate – unknown


99. Pregnancy is the only time in your life when you fall in love with someone you have never met


100. “Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.”


101. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.’” – Connie Fioretto


102. Not a waddle. Just a pregnancy swag – Unknown


103. “A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one’s previous imaginings.” — Susie Orbach


104. “I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.” — Kourtney Kardashian


105. “People expect all women to react the same to pregnancy. But anyone who’s been around pregnant women knows that it’s not all cutesy and sweet. You spaz out and you’re angry and you have tantrums.”– Keri Russell


106. “How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex?”– Sister Souljah


107. “I’m pregnant, which means I’m sober, swollen, and hungry. Approach with caution.” — Unknown


108. “It is easy when you’re pregnant to spend hours dreaming about the little baby growing inside of you and wondering who in the world they will turn out to be.” — unknown


109. “I was 20 when my daughter was born, and making all these plans during my wife’s pregnancy. I was going to be the perfect father. Once she was born, it was suddenly, ‘Oh, my God! I’m a parent!’”– Kiefer Sutherland


110. “No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.” – Unknown


111. “May God bless you with a happy and safe pregnancy with a healthy and joyous baby. Accept our heartiest wishes on such an amazing time of your life.”


112. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.” -Evan Esar


113. “People expect all women to react the same to pregnancy. But anyone who’s been around pregnant women knows that it’s not all cutesy and sweet. You spaz out and you’re angry and you have tantrums.” – Keri Russell


114. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body” “meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit,” -Amy Adams


115. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” — Emily Perkins


116. “An unplanned baby is a blessing from Heaven, a gift from the angels.” — Unknown


117. “When your wife is pregnant, don’t eat the last, ANYTHING.”


118. “Pregnancy and motherhood are the most beautiful and significantly life-altering events that I have ever experienced.” – Elisabeth Hasselbeck


119. “Knowing someone else is going through the bizarreness of pregnancy with you makes it feel a little less impossible.”


120. “Morality becomes hypocrisy if it means accepting mother’s suffering or dying in connection with unwanted pregnancies and illegal abortions and unwanted children.”


121. “Of course, I’d like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop.” — Markie Post


122. “I know some people find being pregnant so easy, but I can’t relate. It’s hard. It is incredibly beautiful, but it also challenges you in ways you never thought possible.”


123. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons, probably understood by Darwin, love it.” – Rich Cohen


124. There is something very beautiful about being pregnant.


125. A little inspiration for post-pregnancy “So I asked around and apparently I have a baby bump. And I’m here to tell you that I do! I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump. From now on ladies, I will have a bump. And it will be my baby bump. And let’s just all settle in and get used to it. It’s not going anywhere.” Jennifer Garner


126. “An ‘unintended pregnancy’ could be a wonderful surprise, not planned but welcome. Why should the government be in the business of ‘preventing’ a surprising but welcome pregnancy?”


127. “Pregnancy is difficult for women but it is even more difficult for men.”– Susan Cheever


128. “There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side — it sucks!” — Tamar Braxton


129. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.” – Heather Wittenberg


130. “Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle” – Emma Bombeck


131. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.”


132. “I haven’t had alcohol for months. This is not a pregnancy glow. This is a detox glow.”


133. “I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb.”– Michel Odent


134. “Coping with my unplanned pregnancy lent me both compassion and perspective. Through all of our experiences in life, there is something to learn.”


135. “When I got pregnant, I had to concentrate on being pregnant for a whole nine months, even though I knew it was ruining my career at the time.” — Yoko Ono


136. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!”


137. “Unplanned pregnancy is like the beginning of all things: wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities…”


138. “Knowing someone else is going through the bizarreness of pregnancy with you makes it feel a little less impossible.”– Elisabeth Hasselbeck


139. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.


140. It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat –Angelina Jolie


141. “Pregnancy is difficult for women but it is even more difficult for men.” – Susan Cheever


142. “I’m pregnant with twins. I’m a classic overachiever.” -Anonymous


143. “Exercising while pregnant is like eating kale on your cheat day.”


144. Someone get this through everyone’s head. “I am not Buddha. Rubbing my pregnant belly will not bring you good luck.


145. “If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.”


146. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.”


147. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.”


148. “There are unplanned pregnancies, but… There are no unplanned people!” – Unknown


149. Wishing you a happy and safe pregnancy and a with a healthy and gorgeous baby. We wish you nothing but joy during such an amazing time of your life – Unknown


150. “The first pregnancy is the most self-indulgent thing in the world because you get massages and prenatal yoga and hypnotherapy CDs. During this one I forget that I'm even pregnant. I'm hoisting my 2-year-old around.” — Emily Blunt


151. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes” -Joyce Armor


152. “The thing that’s nice about an unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a little baby, a joy of life.” — Unknown


153. May God bless you with a happy and safe pregnancy with a healthy and joyous baby. Accept our heartiest wishes on such an amazing time of your life.


154. “Everyone knows food is important to pregnant women. But what the uninitiated might not realize is that time is of the essence. The bottom line is, when she says she’s hungry, she means it. Feed that woman immediately or she will eat your f***ing face.” – Aaron Gouveia


155. “Pregnancy is going to alter your thinking forever, it’s going to make you realize how fragile and important life is and why it must be protected at all costs.”


156. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant. I know it could go either way, and the next pregnancy could be the complete opposite.” ― Chrissy Teigen


157. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.” ― Al Roker


158. “Pregnancy is like the beginning of all things; wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities”.


159. “I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.” – Sadie Frost


160. “Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days”


161. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife” -Queen Victoria


162. “During my first pregnancy, the people I was around told me how great I looked, asked me how I was feeling, saved the comfiest chairs for me, and stocked the office with decaf tea. This time around, the person I spend the most time with—although she seems to think I’m swell—insists on eating my food and waking me up early every morning.” – Emily Fisk


163. “I’m at the stage in my pregnancy where people don’t know whether to congratulate me or buy me a gym membership” -Anonymous


164. “For the 9 months I am pregnant with a boy, shouldn’t I be paid 1.78x my salary?”


165. “Unplanned pregnancy is an equal-opportunity affliction.” – Ann McLane Kuster


166. ‘Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap.’


167. “When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.” – Suzanne Vega


168. “Most of the problems that plague our society – addiction, overeating, crime, domestic violence, prejudice, debt, unwanted pregnancy, educational failure, underperformance at school and work, lack of savings, failure to exercise – are in some degree a failure of self-control.” — Roy Baumeister


169. Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.


170. “I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and ‘I’m pregnant’.” – Dean Martin


171. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.”– Joyce Armor


172. Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive. — Evan Esar


173. Take our heartiest congratulation on this miraculous journey of yours. Pregnancy is a blessing and you are the most blessed soul.


174. “Every month has an average of 30 days, except the last month of pregnancy, which has approximately 1,330 days.” -Unknown


175. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” — Erma Bombeck


176. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and undoubtedly inhabited.”


177. “When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it’s going to be, I like to say, ‘We’re hoping for a baby.’” — Unknown


178. “Pregnancy has been a huge lesson in patience and in allowing myself to be open to whatever the day may hand me.”


179. “You can do your job massively pregnant if you choose to go down that road. It’s fine. It’ll be hilarious. It’ll add to your comedy in ways that you never expected. Like when your elbows grow hair for no reason.” — Samathan Bee


180. “Pregnancy changes you as a person. It is this amazing journey that shifts your focus and pushes you to re-evaluate your life and priorities.”


181. “When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.” — Suzanne Vega


182. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” – Christine Feehan


183. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” – Erma Bombeck


184. Being pregnant shouldn't make you feel less of a woman, but more of a woman!


185. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.” – Holly Madison


186. “Pregnancy is the only time in life when you’ll fall in love with someone you haven’t met.”


187. “ Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze”


188. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.”


189. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” ― Christine Feehan


190. “Many of us were the unplanned children of talented, creative women whose lives had been changed by unplanned and unwanted pregnancies.” — Bell Hooks


191. Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.


192. “A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one’s previous imaginings.” – Susie Orbach


193. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones


194. “My wife is in that stage of pregnancy where people are not sure whether to congratulate her or buy her a gym membership.”


195. The common perception is that when a woman is pregnant, she is most beautiful and radiates the perfection of her beauty and power – Reena Kumarasingham.


196. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.”– Angelina Jolie


197. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!” – Tori Spelling


198. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain—your life will never be the same. — Catherine Jones


199. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness.”


200. ‘Pregnancy changes you as a person. It is this amazing journey that shifts your focus and pushes you to re-evaluate your life and priorities.’


201. “Every four weeks, I go up a bra size. . . it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton


202. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.”


203. ‘From the moment I found out I was pregnant, I knew this would be the best journey of my life.’


204. It's fun being pregnant at the same time as someone as prominent as Kim Kardashian. Seeing her beautiful body change and morph makes me remember mine is doing the same, and although it may not always feel beautiful, it really is.


205. “Pregnancy is really hard. After all you’re trying to grow a whole other person inside of you which isn’t easy. Yet, one of the hardest parts is actually realizing your life is about to change in a huge way but not knowing exactly how.”


206. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.” — Brooke Burke


207. ‘The changes that your body goes through while pregnant are beautiful, yet they can also be daunting. As your body changes it is easy to feel fat or uncomfortable in your own skin, however when you are holding your precious little baby in your arms it makes it all worth it.’


208. “Pregnancy, a condition that makes you pee when you laugh, and puke when you cough.”


209. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.” – John Stevenson


210. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.”– Catherine Zeta-Jones


211. ‘The funny thing about pregnancy is that you are not just creating a child, you are also creating a mother.’


212. “Not a waddle. Just pregnancy swag”.


213. Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality ― Christine Feehan


214. “We can’t understand when we’re pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time—like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.” – Anne Lamott


215. “Pregnancy makes me feel like I have a superpower. Superpower of eating anything, everything”


216. “That moment when all of your friends are dieting and exercising and you are just pregnant like ’Baby wants a cupcake’.”


217. “No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.”


218. People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death- Jessica Simpson


219. “‘Pregnancy brain’ is my excuse for everything I don’ want to do.”


220. Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you


221. At 8 months pregnant, one does not simply “roll over in bed”


222. “I got pregnant at 19 years old. I continued school and graduated as a registered nurse. Don’t ever think an unplanned teen pregnancy can ruin your life. I have my transcripts as proof!” — Unknown


223. “Being pregnant has all kinds of advantages. People keep telling you how beautiful you look. They do it over and over.” – Caterina Fake


224. “Pregnancy feels like an endless wait, but once your little one is here it is a life of endless love.” — Unknown


225. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched—along with body—making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan


226. “Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.” — Unknown


227. “I really like being pregnant. Not that there aren’t things I don’t love, but when I think about what my body is doing—creating a child—it just blows my mind. I’m in awe of the process and science.” — Emily Deschanel


228. “Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.”– Maggie Scarf


229. “I did a lot of work with myself over the course of being pregnant and the first few months of being pregnant. It's nice, the pace of being pregnant; it gives you a long time to not just germinate a baby but germinate the mother that you're gonna be.” — Ani DiFranco


230. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” -Joyce Armor


231. Love comes in all shapes and sizes. We can’t wait to see what your little love looks like. Congratulations on your pregnancy!


232. In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly – Al Roker


233. If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. – Nora Ephron


234. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.”


235. By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller


236. ‘Pregnancy isn’t always easy. The extra emotions, fatigue, morning sickness, and difficulty to find a comfortable position to sleep. But, just knowing your baby is growing inside of you is one of the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.’


237. “When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they’re pregnant.” – Mariska Hargitay


238. “Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.”


239. “I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and ‘I’m pregnant’.”– Dean Martin


240. “I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb.” – Michel Odent


241. Pregnancy is a wonderful miracle, and in nine months your joys will double. Congratulations, to the happy couple.


242. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.”– Ashlee Simpson


243. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat” –Angelina Jolie


244. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.”


245. “When pregnant with our first, Dean and I attended a childbirth class. There were about 15 other couples, all 6-8 months pregnant, just like us. As an introduction, the teacher asked us to share what had been our favourite part of pregnancy and the least favourite part. I was surprised by how many of the men and women there couldn’t name a favourite part. When it was my turn, I said, “My least favourite has been nausea, and my favourite is the belly.” – Shannon Hale


246. Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.


247. “An ‘unintended pregnancy’ could be a wonderful surprise, not planned but welcome. Why should the government be in the business of ‘preventing’ a surprising but welcome pregnancy.” — Wendy Wright


248. “Pregnancy is going to alter your thinking forever, it’s going to make you realize how fragile and important life is and why it must be protected at all cost” -therightmessage


249. “The lines between body and womb have become blurred, a vessel inside a vessel. The physical body – the visible collection of bones and skin we present to the world – does not fully belong to its owner if the womb within it contains an unplanned or unwanted pregnancy. There are all kinds of people ready to queue up and remind a woman of that.” — Sinéad Gleeso


250. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.”


251. “Everybody thinks for one moment when they’re pregnant that they’re actually carrying the spawn of the devil.” – Tilda Swinton


252. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.”– Al Roker


253. “Pregnancy is a uniquely intimate relationship between two people. All of us luxuriate in this relationship once, and half of us are lucky enough to be able to do it all over again a second time, from the other side as it were.”– David Bainbridge


254. A word of warning… when a pregnant woman tells you she needs you to get the nursery ready she isn’t playing. She NEEDS this to happen – Kirsty Hall (@Navigating Baby


255. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.” — Holly Madison


256. At eight months pregnant, one does not simply ‘roll over in bed – Unknown


257. If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realised that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle. — Erma Bombeck


258. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.” — Judy Ford


259. If you want to know the value of a month, ask a pregnant woman, if a month matters in her pregnancy. – Sunday Adelaja


260. “If you want to know the value of a month, ask a pregnant woman, if a month matters in her pregnancy.” – Sunday Adelaja


261. To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited.


262. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth, you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort.” — Jodi Picoult


263. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain—your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones


264. “Unplanned pregnancy is an equal-opportunity affliction.”– Ann McLane Kuster


265. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.”


266. ” Being pregnant is the one time you can eat without feeling guilty” – Leslie Meier


267. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.”


268. “Pregnancy is 9 months of cheat days.” (HALLELUJAH


269. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.”– Heather Wittenberg


270. “Pregnancy and motherhood are the most beautiful and significantly life-altering events that I have ever experienced.”– Elisabeth Hasselbeck


271. “Take our heartiest congratulation on this miraculous journey of yours. Pregnancy is a blessing and you are the most blessed soul.”


272. “I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.”


273. Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze – Unknown


274. You are bound to be one of the best parents in the world. Congratulations on being pregnant.


275. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain - your life will never be the same.


276. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.”– Amy Adams


277. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I did.”


278. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.”


279. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.”– Camilla Luddington


280. “When your wife is pregnant and you’re expecting, everyone is like, ‘It’s incredible. Get ready, it’s magic. It’s the most life-changing experience you’ll ever have. Brace yourself for heaven.’ And then the second the baby comes everyone is like, ‘WELCOME TO HELL.’” – Andy Samberg


281. Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin. — Maggie Scarf


282. “Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.” – Brooke Burke


283. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.”


284. “Pregnancy is like the beginning of all things; wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.” — Unknown


285. “My third album, that will definitely be about this little girl and the process of watching your wife get pregnant. It’s crazy.” – Andy Grammer


286. ‘Pregnancy is really hard. After all you’re trying to grow a whole other person inside of you which isn’t easy. Yet, one of the hardest parts is actually realizing your life is about to change in a huge way but not knowing exactly how.’


287. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness.” — Unknown


288. “At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother.”– Jenny Mollen


289. “‘Relax, baby will come when it’s ready,’ said no overdue pregnant woman ever.” — Unknown


290. “From the moment I found out I was pregnant, I knew this would be the best journey of my life.”


291. “Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.”


292. “Why should every pregnant woman be expected to read the same book? Or any book? Being pregnant isn’t that complicated. What to Expect When You’re Expecting shouldn’t be a book. It should be a Post-it: ‘Take your vitamins. Don’t drink vodka. Get used to empire waistlines.” – Rainbow Rowell, Attachments


293. “When I was pregnant, I felt filled with life, and I felt really happy. I ate well, and I slept well. I felt much more useful than I’d ever felt before.”


294. “Coping with my unplanned pregnancy lent me both compassion and perspective. Through all of our experiences in life, there is something to learn.” — Claire Fulmer


295. Why is pregnancy so beautiful?


296. “So I asked around and apparently I have a baby bump. And I am here to tell you that I do – I do! I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump. From now on ladies, I will have a bump. And it will be my baby bump. And let’s just all settle in and get used to it. It’s not going anywhere.” – Jennifer Garner


297. “Soul and spirit are stretched — along with body — making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan


298. “Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.” — Unknown


299. “It's all worth it in the end, so I would definitely suffer through that, but pregnancy was not a good experience for me. At all.” — Kim Kardashian


300. “Being pregnant shouldn’t make you feel less of a woman, but more of a woman!” – Julia Restoin Roitfeld


301. “When you're pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort. That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one.” ― Jodi Picoult, Vanishing Acts


302. “It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.”


303. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.” – Ruth Morgan


304. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.” – Rich Cohen


305. “When I was first pregnant with my son Archie, I didn’t tell anyone, as you are supposed to keep it secret. It’s a really magical time, those first few weeks. It almost makes you wish you didn’t have to tell anyone, ever. You could just watch your belly grow bigger, and no one would be allowed to ask you about it, and you would have your baby and a year later you would allow visitors to finally come and meet your little miracle.” — Amy Poehler


306. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.” — Ashlee Simpson


307. “The changes that your body goes through while pregnant are beautiful, yet they can also be daunting. As your body changes it is easy to feel fat or uncomfortable in your own skin, however when you are holding your precious little baby in your arms it makes it all worth it.”


308. “One of the most beautiful unplanned pregnancy quotes.”


309. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.”


310. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” – Anne Christian Buchanan


311. “I love insomnia! And having to pee five times every night! And this dried out hair and blotchy skin!… Said no pregnant woman ever.”


312. “You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.” – Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns Fifty


313. Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. – Joyce Armor


314. “What do a toddler, a preschooler and a pregnant lady all have in common? We all pee our pants in public” -@fullmetalmommy


315. “Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.” ― Heather Wittenberg


316. Congratulations on your pregnancy. Expecting your baby may be the first time you will wait for your child with excitement, but it certainly won’t be the last. Parenthood is a joyous ride! – unknown


317. “I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.” – Kourtney Kardashian


318. “I usually have lots of energy, so I couldn’t believe how pregnancy put me on my butt.”– Brie Bella


319. ‘It is easy when you’re pregnant to spend hours dreaming about the little baby growing inside of you and wondering who in the world they will turn out to be.’


320. “Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.” – Martha Rose and Jane L. Davis


321. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language.” — Emily Perkins


322. To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings. – Anne Christian Buchanan


323. ‘Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.’


324. “During the pregnancy and stuff, I knew I had a daughter coming but when she finally got here that is when it really hit me. Ever since that day, I look at life a lot differently.”– Lonzo Ball


325. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.”


326. “Danger, due to the influence of pregnancy hormones I could burst into tears or kill you in the next five minutes.” – Anonymous


327. Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.


328. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.’” — Connie Fioretto


329. “Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days” — Unknown


330. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, “Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.” ― Connie Fioretto


331. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant. I know it could go either way, and the next pregnancy could be the complete opposite.” — Chrissy Teigen


332. “Regardless if your pregnancy was planned or happened by surprise, it is sure to say that your life will be forever changed.”


333. “I haven’t had alcohol in months. This isn’t a pregnancy glow, this is a detox glow.” — Mommie Pickles


334. That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don't know the language.


335. “Being pregnant is a miracle from God and I’m forever grateful and my life has forever changed” – stressfreemommies


336. Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life. – Judy Ford


337. By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant – Phyllis Diller


338. “There is no right or wrong way to be pregnant, to become a mother, to make a family. There is only one way—your way, which will inevitably be filled with tears, mistakes, doubt, but also joy, relief, triumph, and love.” – Angela Garbes, Like a Mother: A Feminist Journey Through the Science and Culture of Pregnancy“


339. “In pregnancy, there are two bodies, one inside the other. Two people live under one skin. When so much of life is dedicated to maintaining our integrity as distinct beings, this bodily tandem is an uncanny fact.” — Joan Raphael-Leff


340. “Everybody thinks for one moment when they’re pregnant that they’re actually carrying the spawn of the devil.”– Tilda Swinton


341. “There is no right or wrong way to be pregnant, to become a mother, to make a family. There is only one way—your way, which will inevitably be filled with tears, mistakes, doubt, but also joy, relief, triumph, and love.” ― Angela Garbes, Like a Mother: A Feminist Journey Through the Science and Culture of Pregnancy


342. “Ultimately abortion takes place because there is something wrong within the culture, within the system, and not simply because this or that particular woman is seeking to end an unwanted pregnancy.”


343. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.” – Patricia Heaton


344. “Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.” — Evan Esar


345. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”– Queen Victoria


346. Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila -Mila Kunis


347. Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person – Holly Madison


348. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.” — John Stevenson


349. “When your pregnant little hands pushing and tiny feet kicking remind you that you are never really alone.”


350. “In pregnancy, there are two bodies, one inside the other. Two people live under one skin. When so much of life is dedicated to maintaining our integrity as distinct beings, this bodily tandem is an uncanny fact.” – Joan Raphael-Leff


351. I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me – Tia Mowry


352. The common perception is that when a woman is pregnant, she is most beautiful and radiates the perfection of her beauty and power.


353. “Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.” — Unknown


354. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me re-evaluate my personal and professional goals.” – Holly Madison


355. Pregnancy isn’t always easy. The extra emotions, fatigue, morning sickness, and difficulty to find a comfortable position to sleep. But, just knowing your baby is growing inside of you is one of the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.


356. There are many things about pregnancy that are tough, but the fact that almost everyone wants to help you to do as little as possible is not one of them – Kirsty Hall (@navigatingbaby


357. “Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.” – Ashlee Simpson


358. “We can’t understand when we’re pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time—like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.” — Anne Lamott


359. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don't know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it's just the horizon - and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it's suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you've had the right shots.” ― Emily Perkins, Novel About My Wife


360. “A wanted pregnancy as much as a dreaded pregnancy can play differently than all one’s previous imaginings.”– Susie Orbach


361. I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me.


362. “Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap.”


363. That moment during pregnancy when you realize that shaving your legs has become a life-and-death struggle.” — Unknown


364. ” Even if it this pregnancy was not planned, God knew I needed you the moment he blessed me with you” – stressfreemommies


365. If this were true, I think there would be a few more Chewbaccas out there. “If heartburn during pregnancy means you’ll have a hairy baby, I’m about to give birth to Chewbacca”


366. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” — Christine Feehan


367. Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person.


368. Everybody leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant and I have to do it again tomorrow – Unknown


369. I like big bumps and I cannot lie (perfect for a husband pregnancy announcement


370. “Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant’. You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila.” -Mila Kunis


371. “You are pregnant and powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.”


372. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!” — Tori Spelling


373. “Everybody leave me alone. I’ve had a busy day being pregnant and I have to do it again tomorrow.” – Anonymous


374. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.” – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa


375. “My pregnancy was unplanned. I feel like a terrible mom because I’ve been too depressed to enjoy any of it. I feel no connection to my baby.”


376. “Pregnancy was probably the best and the hardest thing I’ll ever go through.”– Mariah Carey


377. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” – Erma Bombeck


378. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.” – Amy Adams


379. ” Shocked, blessed, scared, happy, worried, excited these are the many feelings you experience when you first find out you’re pregnant” – stressfreemommies


380. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Author Unknown


381. “Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days.” — Unknown


382. “You stole my heart the minute I found out I was pregnant with you” – stressfreemommies


383. “I, as a man, don’t even pretend to know what a woman goes through during pregnancy.”– Nick Lachey


384. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.”


385. “The truth is that contraceptive pills save lives, prevent unplanned pregnancies, improve outcomes for children and reduce the number of abortions.” — Unknown


386. “Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze.”


387. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.” — Patricia Heaton


388. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while, it’s just the horizon — and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.” — Emily Perkins


389. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant.”


390. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. – Queen Victoria


391. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” – Angelina Jolie


392. “The thing that’s nice bout unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby of joy of life.”


393. “Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me re-evaluate my personal and professional goals.”


394. “Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.”


395. “A woman experiencing an unexpected pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.”


396. “I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.”– Jessica Simpson


397. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” – Catherine Jones


398. Pregnancy is the only time in your life when you fall in love with someone you have never met.


399. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” ― Joyce Armor


400. “When your pregnant little hands pushing and tiny feet kicking remind you that you are never really alone.” — Unknown


401. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons, probably understood by Darwin, love it.” — Rich Cohen


402. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain—your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones


403. “I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!”– Tori Spelling


404. “I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.”– Kourtney Kardashian


405. “I am pregnant which means I am sober, swollen and hungry. Approach with caution.”


406. Pregnancy is nine months of cheat days.


407. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Zeta-Jones


408. “By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.”– Phyllis Diller


409. “You know you’re pregnant when all you fantasize about is sleeping for more than one hour at a time.” — Unknown


410. “I haven’t had alcohol in months. This isn’t a pregnancy glow, this is a detox glow.”


411. ‘Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you.’


412. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones


413. People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death. — Jessica Simpson


414. “Being pregnant was very much like falling in love. You are so open.” —


415. I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do – Kourtney Kardashian


416. “Your pregnant elephant ankles will return to normal. Just hang in there.” — Adriel Booker


417. “Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”


418. “Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.”


419. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.”— Judy Ford


420. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched — along with body — making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan


421. Being pregnant shouldn’t make you feel less of a woman, but more of a woman! – Julia Restoin Roitfeld.


422. “Pregnancy feels like an endless wait, but once your little one is here it is a life of endless love.” -Unknown


423. Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes – Ashlee Simpson


424. “You are pregnant and you are powerful. You are bold and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.” — Unknown


425. “My wife and I don’t understand couples where the woman is pregnant and they don’t want to know the sex of the baby. ‘Oh, we want it to be a surprise.’ I mean you have caller ID but don’t want to know what’s popping out of your vagina?” – Andrew Ginsburg


426. “You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.'” ― Connie Fioretto


427. “The thing that’s nice about an unplanned pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby, a joy of life.”


428. The funny thing about pregnancy is that you are not just creating a child, you are also creating a mother.


429. “Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days.”


430. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.” – Camilla Luddington


431. I find a pregnant body to be beautiful and an incredible reminder of what a woman’s body is made to do.


432. “Morality becomes hypocrisy if it means accepting mother’s suffering or dying in connection with unwanted pregnancies and illegal abortions and unwanted children.” ― Gro Harlem Brundtland


433. “If heartburn during pregnancy means you’ll have a hairy baby, I’m about to give birth to Chewbacca.” — Unknown


434. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.”


435. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.” – Jessica Simpson


436. “An unplanned baby is a blessing from Heaven, a gift from the angels.” – Unknown


437. “When your wife is pregnant and you’re expecting, everyone is like, ‘It’s incredible. Get ready, it’s magic. It’s the most life-changing experience you’ll ever have. Brace yourself for heaven.’ And then the second the baby comes everyone is like, ‘WELCOME TO HELL.’”– Andy Samberg


438. “There is something very beautiful about being pregnant. I think I enjoy being pregnant more than not being pregnant. I know it could go either way, and the next pregnancy could be the complete opposite.” – Chrissy Teigen


439. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort. That’s the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don’t even realize how much you were missing one.” – Jodi Picoult, Vanishing Acts


440. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort.” — Jodi Picoult


441. I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.


442. It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat. -Angelina Jolie


443. “The pregnant body is not solely its owner’s domain. In gestating another person you become public property.” – Sinéad Gleeson, Constellations: Reflections From Life


444. “Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.”– unknown


445. “Many of us were the unplanned children of talented, creative women whose lives had been changed by unplanned and unwanted pregnancies.” – bell hooks


446. “I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me.” — Tia Mowry


447. “There are unplanned pregnancies, but… There are no unplanned people!!”


448. “My wife and I don’t understand couples where the woman is pregnant and they don’t want to know the sex of the baby. ‘Oh, we want it to be a surprise.’ I mean you have caller ID but don’t want to know what’s popping out of your vagina?”– Andrew Ginsburg


449. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots. ” – Emily Perkins, Novel About My Wife


450. “In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.” — Al Roker


451. “Pregnancy has been a huge lesson in patience and in allowing myself to be open to whatever the day may hand me.” – Anna Kaiser


452. “I’ve reached that point in my pregnancy where I no longer want to wear pants.” — Unknown


453. Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body – Amy Adams


454. “Warning: Due to the influence of pregnancy hormones, I could burst into tears or kill you in the next five minutes.”


455. “That first pregnancy is a long sea journey to a country where you don’t know the language, where land is in sight for such a long time that after a while it’s just the horizon – and then one day birds wheel over that dark shape and it’s suddenly close, and all you can do is hope like hell that you’ve had the right shots.”


456. “We should recognize that women become mothers the moment they are pregnant.” – Alveda King


457. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan


458. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.” ― Catherine Jones


459. “I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.” – Jessica Simpson


460. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.” — Merete Leonhardt-Lupa


461. Soul and spirit are stretched – along with body – making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.


462. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant—you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat.” — Angelina Jolie


463. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life”-Judi Ford


464. “Being pregnant finally helped me understand what my true relationship was with my body — meaning that it wasn’t put on this earth to look good in a swimsuit.” — Amy Adams


465. “Of course, I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” — Christine Feehan, Ruthless Game


466. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males.” – John Stevenson


467. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” – Joyce Armor


468. “Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.” ― Erma Bombeck


469. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.”


470. ‘No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.’


471. “Unplanned does not mean unwanted or unloved. It just means life knew what I needed before I even did.” — Unknown


472. Being pregnant has all kinds of advantages. People keep telling you how beautiful you look. They do it over and over – Caterina Fake.


473. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.” — Ruth Morgan


474. Tread carefully for you tread near a pregnant woman – Kirsty Hall (@Navigating Baby


475. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size … it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” – Natasha Hamilton


476. “Pregnancy brain’ is my excuse for everything I don’t want to do.”


477. ‘When your pregnant little hands pushing and tiny feet kicking remind you that you are never really alone.’


478. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.”— Elisabeth Hasselbeck


479. “We should recognize that women become mothers the moment they are pregnant.”– Alveda King


480. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.”


481. “I’m convinced that whatever state you’re in during your pregnancy has a huge influence on the baby’s personality – so I hope we haven’t produced a little serial killer!”– Helena Bonham Carter


482. “A woman experiencing an unplanned pregnancy also deserves to experience unplanned joy.”– Patricia Heaton


483. “When I got pregnant, I had to concentrate on being pregnant for a whole nine months, even though I knew it was ruining my career at the time.” – Yoko Ono


484. “Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.” – Unknown


485. Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies. – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa


486. Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.” — Martha Rose and Jane L. Davis


487. “Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap”


488. “For the nine months I am pregnant with a boy, shouldn’t I be paid 1.78x my pay?”


489. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.”


490. Be nice to me my wife is pregnant – Unknown


491. “Pregnancy is a uniquely intimate relationship between two people. All of us luxuriate in this relationship once, and half of us are lucky enough to be able to do it all over again a second time, from the other side as it were.” — David Bainbridge


492. Being pregnant has all kinds of advantages. People keep telling you how beautiful you look. They do it over and over.


493. “Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.” — Martha Rose and Jane L. Davis


494. There is something very beautiful about being pregnant – Chrissy Teigen


495. “A mother does not become pregnant in order to provide employment to medical people. Giving birth is an ecstatic jubilant adventure not available to males. It is a woman’s crowning creative experience of a lifetime.” — John Stevenson


496. “If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.”– Nora Ephron


497. “When you’re pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort.” – Jodi Picoult


498. “Being pregnant is all about being fully alive, it is about being a complete woman, and it is a period of growing, transition, and of new beginnings in the journey of life.”


499. ” Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.” – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa


500. “At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother.” – Jenny Mollen


501. “Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain‚your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones


502. “Being pregnant automatically makes you a protector for your little growing human” – stressfreemommies


503. “One unplanned pregnancy saved us all.”


504. This pregnancy quote… because it’s always a good time for a cupcake.


505. “Pregnancy is a uniquely intimate relationship between two people. All of us luxuriate in this relationship once, and half of us are lucky enough to be able to do it all over again a second time, from the other side as it were.” – David Bainbridge


506. “All pregnant women are warriors. It takes strength just to get up and go to work.” — Camilla Luddington


507. “The common perception is that when a woman is pregnant, she is most beautiful and radiates the perfection of her beauty and power.” – Reena Kumarasingham


508. “Every four weeks I go up a bra size . . . it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton


509. It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.


510. It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it – Rich Cohen


511. “Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by the time they put in an appearance you are used to giving things up for them.” — Brett Kiellerop


512. “Not fat, just…PREGNANT!”


513. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.”– Christine Feehan


514. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else.” — Ruth Morgan


515. “Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the other love of my life.” — Anonymous


516. “If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.” — Nora Ephron


517. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant – you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat.” ― Angelina Jolie


518. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.” — Rich Cohen


519. In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly.


520. “Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.”– Merete Leonhardt-Lupa


521. “Not every day of pregnancy is easy, but every day brings me closer to you!”


522. “Pregnancy was probably the best and the hardest thing I’ll ever go through.” – Mariah Carey


523. Months have an average of 30 days, except the 9th month of pregnancy which has about 1,000 days. – Unknown


524. Does pregnancy make you attractive?


525. ” Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle” – Erma Bombeck


526. “The changes that your body goes through while pregnant are beautiful, yet they can also be daunting. As your body changes it is easy to feel fat or uncomfortable in your own skin, however when you are holding your precious little baby in your arms it makes it all worth it.” — Unknown


527. No pregnancy is the same. Each is its own special journey.


528. “When I found out I was pregnant, I was overcome with pure happiness. No periods for nine months, and that’s a reason to celebrate.”


529. Pregnancy is the happiest excuse for feeling like crap.


530. “Your pregnant elephant ankles will return to normal. Just hang in there.”