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700 Funniest Bathroom Quotes And Captions For Instagram

1. Can’t wait to get back in #hottub

2. Extraordinary is the only word that explains this bubble bath.

3. All I need is love and a hot bath.

4. Relax and unwind this winter in your own personal hot tub!

5. A hot bath! How exquisite a vespertine pleasure, how luxurious, fervid, and flagrant a consolation for the rigors, the austerities, the renunciations of the day.

6. You don’t have to be crazy to take a bath in your own home, but it helps!

7. We all deserve a little luxury, and this hot tub is ours.

8. It feels like a dream to be able to relax and unwind after a long, hard day.

9. For that cheerful you. #perfectbath

10. Be a mermaid and make your own waves in the bathtub.

11. Liberals don’t have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or – God forbid – church, but it would be nice if they’d stop lying all the time. – Ann Coulter