900 Best Famous Wine Quotes And Sayings for Instagram (2023)
1. “Wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.” —Benjamin Franklin
2. “Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die.” – Julia Child
3. “The peoples of the Mediterranean began to emerge from barbarism when they learnt to cultivate the olive and the vine.” – Thucydides
4. Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know.
5. If you combine wine and dinner the celebrity couple name is winner.
6. “High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.”
7. A good book, a hot bath, and a bottle of wine. The perfect end to a long day.
8. “Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.”
9. We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.
10. “Wine, like food, is so emotional. If you think about it, so much of the courting ritual is surrounded by wine and food. There’s a built-in romance to wine.” – Padma Lakshmi
11. “From age 16, I lived and breathed wine. I read every magazine and book about wine.” – Gary Vaynerchuk
12. “Mixing one’s wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.” – Bertolt Brecht
13. Whether wine is a nourishment, medicine or poison is a matter of dosage.
14. In dog wine, I’ve only had two glasses.
15. “I can no more think of my own life without thinking of wine and wines and where they grew for me and why I drank them when I did and why I picked the grapes and where I opened the oldest procurable bottles, and all that, than I can remember living before I breathed.” – M. F. K. Fisher
16. When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to learn about wine is the drinking. – Alexis Lichine
17. “The way I see it, our fates appear to be intertwined.”
18. Some women need red roses, a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates to feel romantic. I just need you.
19. “Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”
20. “The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink” — Unknown
21. “What chance does logic have against a glass of wine and a kiss?” – Marty Rubin
22. “I’ve entered the world of wine without any professional training, but a definite appetite for good bottles.” ― Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
23. “Too much and too little wine. Give him none, he cannot find truth give him too much, the same.” – Blaise Pascal
24. Bliss in a glass
25. “What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.” – Diogenes
26. Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.
27. I always cook with wine, occasionally I’ll even add it to the food.
28. “Like a fine wine, cars get better with age… as long as you remember to put money into it.”
29. “Let’s go wine tasting on the couch.”
30. “Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” ― Benjamin Franklin
31. “I shall drink no wine before it’s time! OK, it’s time.” -Groucho Marx
32. “When I put my nose in a glass, it’s like tunnel vision. I move into another world, where everything around me is just gone, and every bit of mental energy is focused on that wine.” – Robert M. Parker, Jr.
33. “About a minute ago, I had this urge to change the world. I quickly came to my senses and opened a bottle of wine instead.” – Anonymous
34. “Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its ‘saucy nuances.’” – Pat Paulsen
35. “She’s a strong cup of black coffee in a world that is drunk on the cheap wine of shallow love.” – Unknown
36. “I hate the radio this time of eyar because they play ‘All I want For Christmas Is You’ like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” — Bridger Winegar
37. “We may lay in a stock of pleasures as we would lay in a stock of wine, but if we defer tasting them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.” – Charles Caleb Colton
38. “Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.” – Karl Marx
39. “A woman is fully capable of being faithful. Temptation is not her weakness. All she wants is Love, Attention, Honesty and Loyalty. Before she ‘cheats’ she will wine cry and complain about all the things that make her unhappy. A warning before destruction. Pay attention to your woman. Never make her feel single or she will act as such.”
40. “Wine brightens the life and thinking of anyone.” – Thomas Jefferson
41. “Next time you drink a glass of champagne, remember that it is essentially a faulty wine from an unpromising place, made great by the genius of man.” –Neel Burton
42. “If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.” – Unknown
43. “I am a star. I am a galaxy.” – C.J. Redwine
44. “She gets to keep the chalet and the Rolls, I want the Montrachet.” – Forbes Magazine
45. “Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
46. “I don’t try to match wine with food, I just drink what I like. And I think a lot of people are going towards that now, which never used to be in the past.” – Mario Lemieux
47. Create personalized gifts for yourself like custom wine glasses and fleece photo blankets. Perhaps you want to treat yourself to a brand new phone case to replace the old one or a new mug to fill up your coffee or tea with. Take the holiday to appreciate yourself and everything you might have accomplished the past few years. Whether you’re single or in a relationship, there’s nothing wrong with showing some self love on Valentine’s Day!
48. “I don’t go by the ratings. I buy wine that tastes good. Statistically, anybody’s ability to predict what will be a good wine a decade from now is limited.” – Richard Thaler
49. “The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.” ~ Unknown
50. “Going for a leisurely walk in the forest feels like getting a big ol’ hug from Mother Nature.” – Jamie Erwine
51. “I think the British have the distinction above all other nations of being able to put new wine into old bottles without bursting them.” – Clement Attlee
52. “I’m here. And I have wine.”
53. You are granite. I am an empty wine glass. You know what happens when we touch.”― Rumi
54. Nothing says dinner time like sipping on a glass of wine and enjoying a freshly baked chicken from Sonny’s.
55. They say friends are the family you choose, the wine to life, the yin to yang, but what does friendship mean to you?
56. Little sister, I love you more than I love Netflix and wine combined!
57. Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy. – Alexander Fleming
58. “The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil!” – Francois Rabelais
59. “Wine is a lifestyle.”
60. “I tried to think of a way to always have clean bedsheets, so I bought bed sheets that are the same color as my wine.” – Unknown
61. “The only thing I throwback on Thursday is a glass of wine.” – Uknown
62. “That I be not as those are who spend the day in complaining of headache and the night in drinking the wine which gives the headache!” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
63. “Wine is the thinking person’s health drink.”
64. “Read as you taste fruit or savor wine, or enjoy friendship, love or life.” – George Herbert
65. “Just like a fine wine, you seem to get better with age. Happy birthday, handsome guy!”
66. “Wine is not just an object of pleasure, but an object of knowledge; and the pleasure depends on the knowledge.”
67. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.” ― Benjamin Franklin
68. A sitch with wine saves nine!
69. “There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall.”
70. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” – Mark Twain
71. “It [good wine] should start and end with a smile.” – William Sokolin
72. “There are many great wine producers from all over the world making fantastic wines. Italian wines especially are making an enormous comeback after sometimes being labeled as inexpensive jug wines.” – Rocco DiSpirito
73. “Old age is like fine wine, the older the better.” – Unknown
74. “To the handsomest man on earth, you are aging like wine. The older you get and the greyer your hair is, the hotter you are. Happy birthday. Just keep aging with me.”
75. Working nine to wine.
76. “I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.” —Leslie Jamison
77. “And much as Wine has played the Infidel, And robbed me of my Robe of Honor Well, I often wonder what the Vintners buy One half so precious as the stuff they sell.” – Edward Fitzgerald
78. “I prefer old-world wines like Lafite Rothschild and Margaux.” – Ernie Els
79. “What do friends and wine have in common? The older, the better.”
80. Wine is sunlight held together by water. – Galileo
81. Wine is the most civilised thing in the world.
82. “Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
83. “Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books”
84. “The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best.” – Marty Rubin
85. “You’re the wine that I want.”
86. “There are many wines that taste great, but do not drink well.” – Michael Broadbent
87. “If you ask a server for a seriously old wine in my neighborhood, they’ll look at you funny and then bring you a half-finished glass from somebody else’s table.” – Gina Barreca
88. “To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue.” – William F. Buckley, Jr.
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90. “I drank more wine when I wasn’t working as much, to be honest.” – Thomas Keller
91. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesdays.” -Author Unknown
92. “The connoisseur does not drink wine but tastes of its secrets.”
93. Save water, drink wine.
94. "Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.
95. “WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!” – Comic Strip Mama
96. “A man, fallen on hard times, sold his art collection but kept his wine cellar. When asked why he did not sell his wine, he said, “A man can live without art, but not without culture.”
97. “We are born at a given moment, in a given place and, like vintage years of wine, we have the qualities of the year and of the season of which we are born. Astrology does not lay claim to anything more.” — Carl Jung
98. “Home is where the wine is.”
99. “I’ve dreamt in my life dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas: they’ve gone through and through me, like wine through water, and altered the colour of my mind. And this is one: I’m going to tell it—but take care not to smile at any part of it.”
100. “I enjoy wine collecting and great food.” – Deep Roy
101. “Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII
102. “It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine … it’s summertime!” ― Kenny Chesney
103. Wine is bottled poetry.
104. Wine… the intellectual part of the meal.
105. Ask not what wine has done for you but rather what you are willing to do for some wine.
106. “I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle.”
107. “The point of a trellis isn’t to make the vines stand up straight in neat rows, but rather to attain a rich, deep glass of wine. It’s to create space for the vine to grow and bear fruit.”
108. Wine a little and you’ll feel better.
109. “The more he drank the nicer he became; wine revealed his charity.” – Jeet Thayil
110. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” – Rumi
111. “A glass of wine is good for your health… The leftover in the bottle is good for your morale.” – Anonymous
112. “When life gives you lemons, sell them to buy wine.” ~ Unknown
113. Uh-oh, out of alcohol. Better call wine-one-one.
114. “As long as we have wine, family holidays will be fine.”
115. “More important than the food pairing is the person with whom you drink the wine.” – Christian Moueix
116. What do friends and wine have in common? The older, the better.
117. “It’s wine o’clock somewhere.”
118. “Wine grapes are as sensitive to assaults as authors.” – Adam Gopnik
119. “You can be drinking the wine today, but picking the grapes tomorrow.” – Jonathan Tucker
120. “Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself.” – Basil Bunting
121. Wine that is pink in color makes me happy.
122. “Keep your friends close. Keep your wine closer. Be kind. Be helpful. Bring wine.” — Clare Pooley
123. Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter… sermons and soda-water the day after.
124. “Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.” – Ernest Hemingway
125. It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want. Like a bottle of wine out of macaroni.
126. “If I could write a love letter to my alcohol, wine would be adored for it’s constant shoulder and its sweet okayness.” — Dana Bowman
127. “If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up in a wine bar.” – Unknown
128. “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.”
129. “Best wine if you’re stranded on a deserted island? 1982 Salon Champagne.” – Gary Vaynerchuk
130. “OK,” he said. “I have a question. I hope this doesn’t sound rude, but if you don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs, what the hell do you do for fun?” “This,” I said. “This.” I understand this question more than i understand most questions about sobriety. I understand it because I know exactly where it comes from and exactly why people ask. And I understand why it seems so incomprehensible. I understand it because it was my question. How do you vacation in Mexico without tequila, eat dinner without wine, brunch without champagne, party without shots? How do you live without the distinct pleasure of being silly drunk? Prior to October 2012, if you would have asked me what sobriety looked like, I would have said something that sounded like a fart noise while pointing two thumbs down. A life without alcohol might as well have been a death sentence of boring. A life half lived, with half smiles, that smelled like Clorox bleach. What I have discovered on this side of the bar scene is the exact opposite. Instead of the boring life I had anticipated before quitting booze, my life without alcohol is where my actual living began. Nothing was as half lived, forced, sad, or redundant as an existence that required alcohol to have fun.”
131. Wine brightens the life and thinking of anyone. – Thomas Jefferson
132. 63 On your birthday I will stock your fridge with wine, ice cream, and frozen pizzas, for the good and the bad that’s coming our way. So happy I get to go through it all with you. Happy birthday, to a friend I can’t live without!
133. “She will learn in time that she can lie, and the words will flow like wine, easily poured, easily swallowed.” ― V.E. Schwab
134. “I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.” – Bette Midler
135. Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.
136. “I don’t get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it’s FREE to not exercise.” — Bridger Winegar
137. Trails before ales, pines before wines, lakes before cakes.
138. “Where there is no wine there is no love.” – Euripides
139. “I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.” – Basil Fawlty
140. Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age!
141. “A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.”
142. “Wine is the answer. I just don’t remember the question.”
143. Pinotage has the heart of a lion and the tongue of a woman; after drinking a certain quantity you can talk forever and fight like the devil!
144. “Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.” – Thomas Aquinas
145. Dandelion Wine' became one of the few books that I returned to time and again, and while not anywhere near the story crafter as Mr. Bradbury, I hope I managed to absorb by osmosis some of his techniques. - Author: Kim Harrison
146. “Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.” – Andre Simon
147. Age gets better with wine. Happy birthday!
148. “Happy birthday! Like fine wine we get better with age….or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine!
149. If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing.
150. Beauty intoxicates the eyes, as wine does the body; both are morally fatal if indulged.” – John Godfrey Saxe
151. “Wine is my spirit animal.”
152. It's Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.. —Anonymous
153. Who needs friends when you can drink all the wine you want?
154. “In victory, you deserve champagne; in defeat, you need it.” – Many sources
155. Wine a little, laugh a lot!
156. “We are born at a given moment, in a given place and, like vintage years of wine, we have the qualities of the year and of the season of which we are born. Astrology does not lay claim to anything more.” – Carl Jung
157. “I should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there is wine involved.”
158. Don’t worry about getting older. Wine improves with time, and humans improve with wine. So, technically, you’ll be fine…
159. “I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well preserved.” – Rose Kennedy
160. “The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time… Substance abusing writers are just substance abusers —common garden variety drunks and druggies, in other words.” - Stephen King, writer
161. “I’ve always wanted to improve on the idea of living well, In moderation, wine is good for you – mentally, physically, and spiritually.” – Robert Mondavi
162. “In the order named, these are the hardest to control: Wine, Women, and Song.” – Franklin P. Adams
163. Wine and friends are a great blend. – Ernest Hemingway.
164. “A glass of wine keeps the doctor away; a bottle of wine would keep everyone away. I think I’ll have a bottle.” – Unknown
165. Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
166. “My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.” -Jonathan Swift
167. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” ― Rumi
168. You know what rhythms with Friday? Wine. — Jack Davis
169. “Buon cibo. Buon vino. Buon amici” (Italian for ”Good food. Good wine. Good friends.”)
170. Fine wine to my love. For he is king every day and a celebrant today. Happy birthday to my dear king.
171. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields
172. “I like on the table,
173. “Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you’ve got a bottle of Champagne in the fridge.” – Hester Browne
174. “A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don’t like to throw up.” – Denise Richards
175. “A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
176. “One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and one talks about it.” – King Edward VII
177. “My dream date would be a hike through the woods followed by an outdoor picnic followed by a glass of wine at sunset. Heaven!” – Nina Agdal
178. “I only drink wine when I’m alone or with someone.” –Author Unknown
179. “Deacons likewise must be dignified, not double-tongued, not addicted to much wine, not greedy for dishonest gain.”
180. “I would say that a good shoe is exactly like a good wine. These shoes are going to stay and last for a long time.” –Unknown
181. “Wine comes in at the mouth and love comes in at the eye. That’s all we shall know for truth before we grow old and die. I lift the glass to my mouth, I look at you, and sigh.” – William Butler Yeats
182. Friendship'S The Wine Of Life. Edward Young
183. “It’s scary how some unambitious men choose a life of comfortable waiting for death while manlier swine shake the pillars of the space.”
184. Love the wine you’re with.
185. “For when the wine is in, the wit is out.” – Thomas Becon
186. Four Things
187. Who needs inspirational quotes when you can just drink wine?
188. “I don’t see why boxed wine doesn’t have a little straw stuck to the side!” — Catherine Gray
189. “Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know.”
190. “I am not old but mellow like good wine.” – Stephen Phillips
191. Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food and especially good friends like you.
192. “Pinotage has the heart of a lion and the tongue of a woman; after drinking a certain quantity you can talk forever and fight like the devil!”
193. “Your hands in mine when we're intertwined everything's alright.” — Miley Cyrus, “7 Things”
194. “Christmas time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed, in whose breast something like a jovial feeling is not roused—in whose mind some pleasant associations are not awakened—by the recurrence of Christmas. There are people who will tell you that Christmas is not to them what it used to be; that each succeeding Christmas has found some cherished hope, or happy prospect, of the year before, dimmed or passed away; that the present only serves to remind them of reduced circumstances and straitened incomes—of the feasts they once bestowed on hollow friends, and of the cold looks that meet them now, in adversity and misfortune. Never heed such dismal reminiscences. There are few men who have lived long enough in the world who cannot call up such thoughts any day of the year. Then do not select the merriest of the three hundred and sixty-five for your doleful recollections, but draw your chair nearer the blazing fire—fill the glass and send round the song—and if your room be smaller than it was a dozen years ago, or if your glass be filled with reeking punch, instead of sparkling wine, put a good face on the matter, and empty it offhand, and fill another, and troll off the old ditty you used to sing, and thank God it’s no worse.”
195. “A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.” -Kathy Mattea
196. “Time, motion, and wine cause sleep.” — Ovid
197. Wine makes all things possible. – George R. R. Martin
198. “The first wine I drank, a Chateau Haut-Brion, I was 22, it was my first glass of wine, and I discovered voluptuousness. From there, I started tasting French wines, then Spanish wines, then Italian wines.” – Carole Bouquet
199. “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” – Joan Collins
200. “As a good wine must be kept in a good cask, so a wholesome body is the proper foundation for a well-appointed inner ground.” – Johannes Tauler
201. “Wine not?”
202. “Winemakers have to adapt to what they’re given by nature: the vines, the fruit, the soil and the weather.” – Laura Anne Gilman
203. “Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” ― Sarah Bernhardt
204. “Many mainstream winemakers use indigenous yeasts rather than commercially grown ones to ferment their grapes – precisely what natural winemakers advocate.” – Roger Morris
205. “There is truth in wine and children.” — Plato
206. “There are so many impassioned winemakers. I think there are more impassioned winemakers than chefs.” – Alain Ducasse
207. “Wine rejoices the heart of man and joy is the mother of all virtues.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
208. “Age appears best in four things: Old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust and old authors to read.”
209. Happy birthday! You’re only aging like fine wine and getting funnier and better at cooking by the day.
210. “In vino veritas (In wine there is truth).” – Alcaeus
211. “The Chinese do make vast quantities of wine for home consumption, but you wouldn’t want to drink it yourself.” – Simon Hoggart
212. “Love is the wine as old as time, which quenches our lonely longing.” ― John Mark Green
213. “Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.” — Logan Pearsall Smith
214. It takes a lot of beer to make good wine. – Lou Preston
215. “Oh Cup-bearer, set my glass afire with the light of wine!” – Hafez
216. “I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I like my heroes complicated and brooding, James Dean in oiled leather, leaning on a motorcycle. You know the color. ("Ode to Chocolate")”
217. “One drop of wine is enough to redden a whole glass of water.”
218. “For me, a $20 wine that drinks like a $40 wine in terms of complexity and interest is a value, while a $5 wine that is not very good is not a value at all in my opinion.” – Deborah Harkness
219. “Age can be wonderful for red wine, but not for spacecraft.” – Nathan Myhrvold
220. “People are more comfortable learning about wine because now they can just Google, you know, ‘Soave,’ and say, ‘Oh, O.K., cool.’” – Gary Vaynerchuk
221. “I think we all men are like fine wine. We start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of us until we are turned into something acceptable to have dinner with...” – Nitya Prakash
222. “Drink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin. Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved.”
223. The Solution
224. “Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.” ― Robert Fripp
225. “Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to lack of wine.” – Anonymous
226. “I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often – but I’m well preserved.” – Rose Kennedy
227. “I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.” – Anonymous
228. “Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.” – Robert Fripp
229. “Enjoy the wine, don’t spill the night…
230. “Today is all about you, my lovely wife. So let us dine at your favorite restaurant, open your favorite bottle of wine, and watch your favorite movie. Today is all about indulging in what you love! Happy birthday!”
231. 83 May the wine glass stay full, and may we only be drinking to celebrate all year long. Happy birthday!
232. “I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.”
233. “I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else.”
234. “ Is it the fault of wine if a fool drinks it and goes stumbling into darkness?” Ibn Sina
235. “New-made friendships, like new wine, age will mellow and refine.” — Joseph Parry
236. “TOO MUCH OF ANYTHING IS BAD, BUT TOO MUCH CHAMPAGNE IS JUST RIGHT.”
237. “When the wine goes in, strange things come out.” ― Friedrich Schiller
238. “It’s a really interesting and diverse business. You’re a farmer first, then a winemaker, then you’re onto marketing and distribution. So it’s multi-faceted and really engaging. I’ve learned more in the last couple years than in the ten prior to that, so it’s been pretty interesting.” – Drew Bledsoe
239. ‘I am not sure I trust you.’ You can trust me with your life, My King. But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back. – Megan Whalen Turner
240. “A meal without wine is called breakfast.”
241. Can’t wait to share a glass of wine together—until then, Happy Mother’s Day!
242. “Life is a glass of wine and having your feet washed – it’s a biblical event, might I add. This is part of mankind’s story. You are always looking for a moment to take a break.” – Mick Fleetwood
243. “Why do you worry about growing older, when you are like wine just getting better and better with age? Heartfelt birthday wishes to my dear sister!”
244. “It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.” – Charles Baudelaire
245. “With wine and hope, anything is possible.”
246. Jackson Brown Jr. Quotes (INSPIRATIONAL)
247. “It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.”
248. You shouldn’t be sad about becoming another year older. It means you are maturing just like wine, and what. woman doesn’t like aged wine? Happy birthday to my vintage husband!
249. “Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter… sermons and soda-water the day after.” – George Byron
250. 85 A friendship is so many different things. It’s late-night chats and early morning road trips. It’s too much wine and healthy diet trends. Through all the extremes and all the in-betweens, I’m glad it’s us against the world. Happy birthday!
251. “Wine is, perhaps, the closest thing the planet has to an elixir of life.”
252. “I am drinking the stars.” – Dom Pierre Pérignon
253. “I put everything I can into the mulberry of my mind and hope that it is going to ferment and make a decent wine. How that process happens, I’m sorry to tell you I can’t describe.” – John Hurt
254. Happy birthday to my friend who ages like wine.
255. “Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath, and a glass of wine,” – Saint Thomas Aquinas
256. “I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.” – Oliver Goldsmith
257. Wine... the intellectual part of the meal. – Alexandre Dumas
258. “To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history.” – Clifton Fadiman
259. Either give me more wine or leave me alone. ~Rumi
260. “Alcohol is a slow killer. I’m not in a hurry.” -Georges Courteline
261. “Wine is connected to abundance.” – Carole Bouquet
262. Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
263. “The apex of mathematical achievement occurs when two or more fields which were thought to be entirely unrelated turn out to be closely intertwined. Mathematicians have never decided whether they should feel excited or upset by such events.”
264. “it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime!”
265. Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
266. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” ~ Rumi
267. “I do love my wine. I’d opt to drink my calories rather than eat them every time, so I cut out the breads, potatoes, pastas, cheeses and desserts in an effort to get my healthy angel and unhealthy demon to compromise.” – Rachel Nichols
268. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Anonymous
269. “Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.”
270. “Hmmm… cooking with wine? I usually drink wine while cooking… I do a good braised short ribs with cabernet, though. We’re big red wine drinkers here. All that research showing that it’s good for you takes the guilt away.” – Alafair Burke
271. “Sometimes it would be nice to just have some red wine with dinner, but it’s not worth the risk. I have a great life, a great situation. Why would I want to risk self-destructive behaviour?” – Kristin Davis
272. “There’s wine spilled all over the floor and I wish to write stories with it.” – Maya Zaveri
273. 43. Fine print. This creative yet adorably nerdy pregnancy announcement idea brings some humor into the process. You’ll need to create a custom-made label for something you’d like to give to your partner, friends, and family. Some ideas include candles, bottles of wine, or chocolate bars. The name of your item should be “Always Read the Fine Print,” and the fine print on the label is where you reveal the surprise!
274. “Wine pricing is an art – like painting.” – Joe Bastianich
275. You’re the best thing to have happened on this day many years ago. Happy 35th birthday, my love. Age like fine wine.
276. “The best kind of wine is that which is most pleasant to him who drinks it.” – Pliny the Elder
277. “Whenever a man is tired, wine is a great restorer of strength.” – Homer
278. “Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.” ― Madeline Puckette
279. This whole math thing is getting a little weird. Why is nature so intertwined with math. The reality is that math is merely the language of science and nature is indeed science. As far back as Euclid, nature was seen as a way for God himself to express himself to us in a scientific sense.
280. Age appears best in four things: Old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust and old authors to read. – Francis Bacon
281. “Keep calm and pour on.”
282. “Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing.”
283. It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
284. “Love weathers doesn't withers; Just like wine, the older, the stronger” – Falguni Jain
285. “Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise.” – Charles Kingsley
286. Wish you were here to Valenwine with me.
287. “We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.” – Eduardo Galeano
288. “Ask not what wine has done for you but rather what you are willing to do for some wine.”
289. “Love, like wine, gets better with time.”
290. I have novinophobia: the fear of running out of wine.
291. You only live once—so drink great wine.
292. “Everyone sees the wine, but no one sees the crushing of the grapes.”
293. “Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII
294. “Now the restaurants have begun to catch up with the wine-making; there are numerous great restaurants in Napa Valley, and it’s wonderful because the people are there for just that: great food and great wine.” – Thomas Keller
295. “You look like I need wine.”
296. “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”
297. “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong.” ~ Anonymous
298. “I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines
299. “I am falser than vows made in wine.” ― William Shakespeare
300. “I don’t understand what a wine stopper is for.”
301. “All wines should be tasted. Some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”
302. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions, you know, like a Tuesday.”
303. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman
304. “Without sulfites, wine may smell and taste funky or re-ferment in the bottle. Many distributors and shop owners are consequently reluctant to stock wines made without sulfites.” – Roger Morris
305. “Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” – Sarah Bernhardt
306. “The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.”
307. Bottled Poetry
308. “I always knew the importance of it, since I was three or four years old my mother used to feed me wine and water. I grew up with wine as liquid food.” – Robert Mondavi
309. I celebrate you as you age even finer than a royal wine. Happy birthday to my king. Forever, you’ll always be in my heart.
310. Nothing better than a poolside glass of wine.
311. “You only live once—so drink great wine.”
312. Through Love all that is bitter will be sweet, Through Love all that is copper will be gold, Through Love all dregs will become wine, through Love all pain will turn to medicine.” — Rumi
313. Wine is my spirit animal.
314. “Like strawberry wine and seventeen / The hot July moon saw everything / My first taste of love, oh bittersweet / The green on the vine like strawberry wine” -Deana Carter
315. It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
316. “I’m actually surprised how technical a lot of commercial wine production is. Things are done very much from an industrial chemistry point of view at certain price points, but that’s not the impression you get with wine.” – Brian Schmidt
317. Remember, I’m here for you. And I have wine.
318. Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
319. Wine is at the head of all medicines; where wine is lacking, drugs are necessary. – Babylonian Talmud: Baba Bathra
320. Wine not?
321. Wine is life.
322. Warm weather means it’s time to dust off the porch furniture, uncork those crisp white wines and grill up some chicken!
323. Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. – Athenaeus
324. “I don’t drink coffee. I like nice wines with dinner.” – Jeff Greene
325. All these birthday cards to get through. You might need glasses to read them. Maybe even wine glasses.
326. "Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.”
327. Wine is the answer. I just don’t remember the question
328. “O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.” – William Shakespeare
329. “Who is this –moderation– people are telling me to drink with?!” – Anonymous
330. “Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.” ― Alexander Fleming
331. “Beer is made by men, wine by God.” – Martin Luther
332. Some women are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.
333. “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” – Plautus
334. “Do not let friars enter your wine cellars for fear they will bless every barrel and change the wine into blood.” – John Wycliffe
335. Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.
336. “Friendship is the wine of life.” – Edward Young
337. “I will drink milk when cows eat grapes.” – Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
338. Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.
339. Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — Pope John XXIII
340. “In the wine world, crusaders would have wine consumers believe that the only wines of merit are something completely indefinable but which they call ‘authentic’ or ‘natural.’” – Robert M. Parker, Jr.
341. “When the sommelier Enrico Bernardo moved to Paris from Italy nearly two decades ago, the world of French gastronomy brutally rejected him. No matter that he had won the competition for best sommelier in Italy; when he asked 30 restaurateurs for work in their wine cellars, all turned him down.” – Elaine Sciolino
342. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ― Benjamin Franklin
343. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” ― W.C. Fields
344. “Wine…because no great story started with someone eating a salad.” -Author Unknown
345. “One should write not unskillfully in the running hand, be able to sing in a pleasing voice, and keep good time to music; and, lastly, a man should not refuse a little wine when it is pressed upon him.” – Yoshida Kenko
346. “Making good wine is a skill. Fine wine is an art.” ~ Robert Mondavi
347. “The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter’s oven? And is not the lute that soothes your spirit, the very wood that was hollowed with knives?
348. “We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.” – Russell Brand
349. My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.
350. “I spoke to the ‘Wine Spectator’ because that’s PR; that’s how you sell wine.” – Alain Wertheimer
351. “We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.” -Eduardo Galeano
352. “Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.” ― Leon Adams
353. “The wine I produce is not for keeping. It’s the wine you want when meeting friends for a game of cards.” – Gerard Depardieu
354. “Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.” — Rumi
355. “I'd suggest meditation to calm you down but that would take time. Wine takes a faster effect...” – Mystqx Skye
356. “Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.” – John Stuart Blackie
357. If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes.
358. “I believe that the responsibility of the winemaker is to take that fruit and get it into the bottle as the most natural and purest expression of that vineyard, of the grape varietal or blend, and of the vintage.” – Robert M. Parker, Jr.
359. Whenever I feel like I have lost my way, I know exactly what to do, call you. Thank you for the years of encouragement and support. May your birthday be filled with good wine, cake, and presents.
360. “Love the wine you’re with.”
361. "Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” —Sarah Bernhardt
362. “Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.” – Douglas William Jerrold
363. “There’s a Riesling for everything.”
364. “Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.” –Napoleon Bonaparte
365. “Our very long-term prospective hinges on making the best possible wine we can.” – Drew Bledsoe
366. Red red wine goes to my head, makes me forget that I still need her.
367. “You can enjoy a $15 bottle of wine as much as you can enjoy a $100 bottle of wine.” – Joe Bastianich
368. “For your birthday, how about ‘True Crime and Wine’. Happy Birthday!”
369. “The truce is broken?" Clearly this was worrying news, but all I could think about was that wine, and how I wanted to taste it again.” – Giles Kristian
370. “I would say that a good shoe is exactly like a good wine. These shoes are going to stay and last for a long time.” – Christian Louboutin
371. “Beer is made by men, wine by God.”
372. “This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age”- Marcus Tullius Cicero
373. “If I could drink only one wine, it would be Champagne.” – Gary Vaynerchuk
374. Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. – Francis Bacon
375. “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”– unknown
376. “Your words are my food, your breath is my wine. You are everything to me.” – Sarah Bernhardt, Actress
377. “Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others.” – Samuel Johnson
378. “Wine is the most precious and stimulating element of the human diet.” — Patrick Alexander
379. In vino, veritas!
380. “Wine flies when you’re having fun.”
381. “I want to make wines that harmonize with food – wines that almost hug your tongue with gentleness.” – Robert Mondavi
382. “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”~ Joan Collins
383. Wine is, perhaps, the closest thing the planet has to an elixir of life. – Thom Elkjer
384. Aging like fine wine.
385. “As I got older, my life became a whirlwind of homework and responsibilities. The hospital became my retreat, a place to gather my thoughts and focus on my health. The nurses are my friends as well as my caretakers. The doctors are my parents as well as my physicians.”– Claire Wineland
386. It doesn’t matter if it’s diamonds or twine; I’ll be wrapped around your finger.
387. “Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.” – Samuel Johnson
388. Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” –
389. “What wine goes with Captain Crunch?” ― George Carlin
390. “They say ‘do what you love and money will follow.’ So I ate cheesecake and drank some wine…now I wait.” -Author Unknown
391. “As far as a cocktail, I do like good wines, basically with meals, and good champagnes.” – Bobby Sherman
392. “Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.”
393. Wine comes in at the mouth and love comes in at the eye. That’s all we shall know for truth before we grow old and die. I lift the glass to my mouth, I look at you, and sigh.
394. Everything Old
395. Great Blend
396. Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.” – John Cleese
397. We only said goodbye with words. I died a hundred times. You go back to her, and I go back to black.” — Amy Winehouse, “Back to Black”
398. “It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.” ~ Anonymous
399. A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
400. “Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” ― Pope John XXIII
401. Wine does not solve your problems. But neither will water.
402. “When a man drinks wine at dinner, he begins to be better pleased with himself.” – Plato
403. I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
404. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like a Tuesday.”- Unknown
405. “A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.” – Charles Baudelaire
406. “Working nine to wine.”
407. “There is nothing like wine for conjuring up feelings of contentment and goodwill. It is less of a drink than an experience, an evocation, a spirit. It produces sensations that defy description.” – Thomas Conklin
408. “When I read Deborah Brenner’s book ‘Women of the Vine’ about women wine makers, I was impressed that many of the women she had interviewed had come to wine making later in life as a second career.” – Rebecca Pidgeon
409. He who is intoxicated with wine will be sober again in the course of the night, but he who is intoxicated by the cupbearer will not recover his senses until the day of judgement.
410. “Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
411. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.
412. “The truce is broken?” Clearly this was worrying news, but all I could think about was that wine, and how I wanted to taste it again.” ― Giles Kristian
413. Champagne is the wine of civilisation… the oil of government.
414. “Wine comes in at the mouth and love comes in at the eye. That’s all we shall know for truth before we grow old and die. I lift the glass to my mouth, I look at you, and sigh.”
415. “I’m really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that’s full-bodied and dry.” – Esai Morales
416. “Age appears best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.” -Francis Bacon
417. “Transmutation: Grapes must be crushed to make wine. Diamonds form under pressure. Olives are pressed to release oil. Seeds grow in darkness. Whenever you feel crushed, under pressure, pressed, or in darkness, you’re in a powerful place of transformation/transmutation.” — Lalah Delia
418. Friends & Wine
419. “Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.” – Leon Adams
420. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
421. “There’s nothing better than a glass of wine, a girlfriend, and a long talk.” – Karen Fairchild
422. Wine is bottled poetry. -Robert Louis Stevenson
423. “What was so painful about Amy [Winehouse]’s death is that I know that there is something I could have done. I could have passed on to her the solution that was freely given to me. Don’t pick up a drink or drug, one day at a time. It sounds so simple; it actually is simple but it isn’t easy; it requires incredible support and fastidious structuring.” - Russell Brand, comedian
424. “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong.” — Unknown
425. “Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” — Pope John XXIII
426. "Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” – Sarah Bernhardt
427. “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine & yoga pants you’re doing it wrong.”
428. Love the wine you're with.
429. “Nothing is so effective in keeping one young and full of lust as a discriminating palate thoroughly satisfied at least once a day.”
430. You age like fine wine.
431. I wouldn't say I'm a feminist, but I don't like girls pretending to be stupid because it's easier. - Author: Amy Winehouse
432. Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile. – Homer
433. “I always wear blue shirts and I like wine or purple ties.” – Jim Lehrer
434. “When I am in the cellar of affliction, I look for the Lord’s choicest wines.” – Samuel Rutherford
435. “Wine is the most civilised thing in the world.” -Ernest Hemingway
436. “Wisdom is like a fermented wine. It's only appreciated when shared.” – Andrew-Knox B Kaniki
437. “Wine is earth’s answer to the sun.” ― Margaret Fuller
438. Wine is way cheaper than therapy.
439. Drink Together
440. “Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice… some girls are made of adventure and wine and all things fine.” – Unknown
441. “Today’s forecast: sunny with a chance of wine.”
442. “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” -Louis Pasteur
443. It’s wine time!
444. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
445. “Wine to me is something that brings people together. Wine does promote conversation and promote civility, but it’s also fascinating. It’s the greatest subject to study. No matter how much you learn, every vintage is going to come at you with different factors that make you have to think again.” – Robert M. Parker, Jr.
446. “Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.” – Anonymous
447. “As I ate the oysters with their strong taste of the sea and their faint metallic taste that the cold white wine washed away, leaving only the sea taste and the succulent texture, and as I drank their cold liquid from each shell and washed it down with the crisp taste of the wine, I lost the empty feeling and began to be happy and to make plans.”
448. I am a woman, hear me pour!
449. The sun, the melody, the wine. – Théophile Gautier
450. “Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine the strongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted with unlimited power.” – Charles Caleb Colton
451. Wine and wenches empty men’s purses.
452. “Wine ages gracefully in a cellar, but gets no wiser.” – Rajesh
453. “Cheers to my partners in wine.”
454. Dad and Mom cheer. Order a set of mugs or glasses, one reading “Mom” and the other “Dad” (or the title of another family member, like “Aunt”) and pose for a photo as you hold them. You could intertwine your arms while sipping from glasses, or get a little silly with coffee mugs and give an exhausted look.
455. I’m so glad to see you ageing like fine wine. Happy 35th birthday, my only love. I wish you many more years of satisfaction.
456. “Cars are like wine… some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
457. “This home runs on love, laughter, and really good wine.”
458. “A bottle of wine was good company.” ― Ernest Hemingway
459. To my favorite sister, I hope your birthday is as wonderful as wine, and as sweet as sugar! I love you.
460. “Love is the wine as old as time, which quenches our lonely longing.” – John Mark Green
461. ”Everybody knows that pitching and defense win championships. It’s all about defense. It’s that way in pretty much every sport. So if we can pitch and play defense we have a chance at a championship. But you can also win quite a few games by hitting. ” – Ehren Earleywine
462. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
463. “True love is like wine, it gets stronger with age.” – Farid F. Ibrahim
464. “The greatest wines are those that speak of life and death, power and mercy, sex and sensuality.” ― Neel Burton
465. “Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.” – Henry Fielding
466. “Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer the tasting of them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.”
467. “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.” —Matt Groening
468. “Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.”
469. Of course, an old wine is like an old lady, and traveling can disturb her. - Author: Julia Child
470. “Wine and women make wise men dote and forsake God's law and do wrong."
471. “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” –
472. I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.
473. “Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books.” — Stephen Fry
474. Our friendship once like new wine but now with years gone by it has stood the test of time.
475. For the man about town who knows how to treat himself, it’s a Sunday night movie, homemade chicken pot pie, and a glass of wine.
476. “What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes.” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning
477. “The wine of youth does not always clear with advancing years; sometimes it grows turbid.” – Carl Jung
478. “Wine pairs nicely with good friends.”
479. “Now is the time for drinking, now is the time to dance footloose upon the earth.”
480. “If you go back to the Greeks and Romans, they talk about all three – wine, food, and art – as a way of enhancing life.” – Robert Mondavi
481. “I like to drink young wines, wines which are robust and have a lot of forward fruit to them.” – Thomas Keller
482. Where there is no wine there is no love.
483. “Better one bite at forty, of truths bitter rind, than the hot wine that gushed from the vintage of twenty.” — James Russell
484. "Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.” — Robert Fripp
485. Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. Sarah Bernhardt
486. “Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.” – Isak Dinesen
487. Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
488. There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
489. Wine is karaoke fuel.
490. Good wine ruins the purse; bad wine ruins the stomach
491. “Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.” ~ Isak Dinesen
492. Chocolate makes everything better.
493. “I could probably die happy with a cheeseboard and a glass of French red wine – that’s my idea of a perfect dinner.” – Deirdre O’Kane
494. “You have a wine tasting of different years, and we’re sort of doing that with our music, giving them a taste of what Journey used to be like.” – Jonathan Cain
495. “A drink of fine wine cleanses the soul.” — Benjamin Michael Scarlato
496. “The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.” ― Benjamin Franklin
497. “My store, Wine Library, outsells big national chains. How do you think we do it? It started with hustle. I always say that our success wasn’t due to my hundreds of online videos about wine that went viral, but to the hours I spent talking to people online afterward, making connections and building relationships.” – Gary Vaynerchuk
498. “Silver and ermine and red faces full of port wine.” – John Betjeman
499. “When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are to become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the desire to mate every second of the day. It is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every part of your body. No … don’t blush. I am telling you some truths. For that is just being in love; which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over, when being in love has burned away. Doesn’t sound very exciting, does it? But it is!”
500. “One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.” ― Charles Baudelaire
501. “He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.” – Martin Luther
502. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter’s oven?
503. “Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it.” – Heraclitus
504. “Rosé is pink. Champagne is too. I really like wine, but I love you.”
505. Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.
506. “I am not sure I trust you."
507. “Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.” – Gina Barreca
508. “Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.” – Aristophanes
509. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
510. “Save water, drink wine.”
511. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra
512. Wine shared is happiness multiplied.
513. “Great wine is always enhanced by great food.” – Kenneth Cranham
514. The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
515. “Critics have done the wine industry a lot of good overall.” – Robert Mondavi
516. “Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.” – Rumi
517. “The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best.” ~ Marty Rub
518. “Good wine is a good familiar creature if it is well used.” ― William Shakespeare
519. “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.”
520. “There comes a time in the day when no matter what the question is, the answer is always wine.” – Anonymous
521. “Friendship’s the wine of life.”
522. “The world has changed – through technology, through wine-making techniques, the quality of wine is greater than it’s ever been. Whereas ten, fifteen years ago it was very easy to find lots of bad wine, it’s kind of hard now. The technology, the science – it’s like, are you kidding? We’re in the golden years of
523. Best Friends Don’T Care If Your House Is Clean. They Care If You Have Wine.
524. “Wine to me is passion. It’s family and friends. It’s warmth of heart and generosity of spirit.” – Robert Mondavi
525. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
526. Hidden Secrets
527. “My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.”
528. “I’m telling people I’m drinking one glass of wine a night, and I’m drinking five.” — Jane Lynch and My Biggest Fear in Sobriety Jane Lynch is a comedy icon. She first gained a cult following thanks to her roles in Christopher Guest’s mockumentaries, then saw her fame truly explode when she starred as Sue Sylvester in Glee. In addition to all of her acting success, Lynch is also proudly sober. I recently read…
529. “This young wine may have a lot of tannins now, but in five or 10 years it is going to be spectacular, despite the fact that right now it tastes like crude oil. You know this is how it is supposed to taste at this stage of development.” – Itzhak Perlman
530. “Wine is the thinking person’s health drink.” – Dr Phillip Norrie
531. “Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books.”
532. “The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.” – Benjamin Franklin
533. Fine wine is like a wife, I can’t afford either.
534. “I believe that love and wine have a similar potential to get better over time.” — Aaron Ben-Ze’ev
535. “Get over jet-lag quickly. I think a lot of people waste the first few days sleeping in the wrong time zone. Sometimes I take melatonin but at other times a glass of wine will do it.” – Jane Seymour
536. Wine Glass: For the wine loving couple, this funny pregnancy announcement makes light of the 9-months of no drinking until baby arrives! (source unknown
537. “Essentially, wines are fermented grape juice, so I’m trying to make the point that the wine world is about scores and marketing and kind of creating a scarce resource where they don’t really exist.” – Joe Bastianich
538. “Rose is pink. Champagne is too. I really like wine, but I love you.”
539. I hope that you are prepared for how awesome your birthday is going to be this year, Mom. Prepare for wine, massages, pedicures, more wine, shopping, cake, and even more wine. It’s going to be a blast. We may not remember much, but we will hopefully remember you had a great time on your birthday.
540. “I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!” – Tanya Masse
541. Motherhood: Powered by love. Sustained by wine.
542. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
543. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
544. “I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.” ― Basil Fawlty
545. “Too much and too little wine. Give him none, he cannot find truth; give him too much, the same.” – Blaise Pascal
546. “Beer is made by men, wine by God.” ― Martin Luther
547. “Wine… the intellectual part of the meal.” – Alexandre Dumas
548. Wine is bottled poetry. – Robert Louis Stevenson
549. “As the best wine doth make the sharpest vinegar, so the deepest love turneth to the deadliest hate.” – John Lyly
550. “Life is too short, and I’m Italian. I’d much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0.” Sophia Bush
551. Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
552. Wine is for aging. Not coffee.” Ken Hutchinson
553. I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.
554. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin
555. Mom, you are limitless. Your grace, care, and love have no end. Thank you for everything, and may your special day be filled with tons of presents, wine, and cake.
556. “This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.” – Titus Maccius Plautus
557. A mellow sunset is like drinking good wine on a balmy summer day.
558. “Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.” – Christian Nestell Bove
559. Winner winner, wine and dinner.
560. Plautus said, “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” I wish you the sweetest of birthdays, my love.
561. Today is all about you. I’ve planned out the best girl’s day ever: there will be cake, wine, shopping, and boy ogling. I’m not sure you’re ready, so prepare for the best birthday a girl could ask for!
562. There are many wines that taste great, but do not drink well.
563. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
564. “I want people to know their palate is a snowflake. We all like different things. Why should we all have the same taste in wines?” – Gary Vaynerchuk
565. “I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.” – Robin Williams
566. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”
567. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields
568. “Wine a little and you’ll feel better.”
569. “Wine that is pink in color makes me happy.”
570. Life is too short to drink bad wine.
571. “Never Drink Boring Wine” – Keith Wallace
572. Home is where the wine is.
573. If a glass of wine is good for you, imagine what a bottle can do.
574. Your new age looks good on you cause you’ve aged like fine wine. Happy birth anniversary. Many more happy years shall you see. I love you.
575. Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth, for your love is better than wine. King Solomon, Song of Songs 1:2
576. There’s nothing better than soaking up some sun and wine at the same time.
577. “Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about quality than quantity.” – Jean-Claude Carriere
578. “People who want you in their lives, respect you whether you are grapes or fine wine.” – Sanita Belgrave
579. “I only drink Champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty.” – Lily Bollinger
580. “Philosophy is like wine. There are good years and bad years but, in general, the older the better.” – Eric Weiner
581. The best use of bad wine is to drive away poor relations.
582. Well, let’s look on the bright side – like wine and cheese, you’re only getting better with age.
583. What wine goes with Captain Crunch? – George Carlin
584. Wine is the thinking person’s health drink.
585. As long as we have wine, family holidays will be fine.
586. “The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.” -Author Unknown