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900 Best Famous Wine Quotes And Sayings for Instagram (2023)

1. “Wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.” —Benjamin Franklin


2. “Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die.” – Julia Child


3. “The peoples of the Mediterranean began to emerge from barbarism when they learnt to cultivate the olive and the vine.” – Thucydides


4. Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know.


5. If you combine wine and dinner the celebrity couple name is winner.


6. “High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.”


7. A good book, a hot bath, and a bottle of wine. The perfect end to a long day.


8. “Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.”


9. We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.


10. “Wine, like food, is so emotional. If you think about it, so much of the courting ritual is surrounded by wine and food. There’s a built-in romance to wine.” – Padma Lakshmi


11. “From age 16, I lived and breathed wine. I read every magazine and book about wine.” – Gary Vaynerchuk


12. “Mixing one’s wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.” – Bertolt Brecht


13. Whether wine is a nourishment, medicine or poison is a matter of dosage.


14. In dog wine, I’ve only had two glasses.


15. “I can no more think of my own life without thinking of wine and wines and where they grew for me and why I drank them when I did and why I picked the grapes and where I opened the oldest procurable bottles, and all that, than I can remember living before I breathed.” – M. F. K. Fisher


16. When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to learn about wine is the drinking. – Alexis Lichine


17. “The way I see it, our fates appear to be intertwined.”


18. Some women need red roses, a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates to feel romantic. I just need you.


19. “Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”


20. “The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink” — Unknown


21. “What chance does logic have against a glass of wine and a kiss?” – Marty Rubin


22. “I’ve entered the world of wine without any professional training, but a definite appetite for good bottles.” ― Sidonie Gabrielle Colette


23. “Too much and too little wine. Give him none, he cannot find truth give him too much, the same.” – Blaise Pascal


24. Bliss in a glass


25. “What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.” – Diogenes


26. Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.


27. I always cook with wine, occasionally I’ll even add it to the food.


28. “Like a fine wine, cars get better with age… as long as you remember to put money into it.”


29. “Let’s go wine tasting on the couch.”


30. “Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” ― Benjamin Franklin


31. “I shall drink no wine before it’s time! OK, it’s time.” -Groucho Marx


32. “When I put my nose in a glass, it’s like tunnel vision. I move into another world, where everything around me is just gone, and every bit of mental energy is focused on that wine.” – Robert M. Parker, Jr.


33. “About a minute ago, I had this urge to change the world. I quickly came to my senses and opened a bottle of wine instead.” – Anonymous


34. “Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its ‘saucy nuances.’” – Pat Paulsen


35. “She’s a strong cup of black coffee in a world that is drunk on the cheap wine of shallow love.” – Unknown


36. “I hate the radio this time of eyar because they play ‘All I want For Christmas Is You’ like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” — Bridger Winegar


37. “We may lay in a stock of pleasures as we would lay in a stock of wine, but if we defer tasting them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.” – Charles Caleb Colton


38. “Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.” – Karl Marx


39. “A woman is fully capable of being faithful. Temptation is not her weakness. All she wants is Love, Attention, Honesty and Loyalty. Before she ‘cheats’ she will wine cry and complain about all the things that make her unhappy. A warning before destruction. Pay attention to your woman. Never make her feel single or she will act as such.”


40. “Wine brightens the life and thinking of anyone.” – Thomas Jefferson


41. “Next time you drink a glass of champagne, remember that it is essentially a faulty wine from an unpromising place, made great by the genius of man.” –Neel Burton


42. “If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.” – Unknown


43. “I am a star. I am a galaxy.” – C.J. Redwine


44. “She gets to keep the chalet and the Rolls, I want the Montrachet.” – Forbes Magazine


45. “Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,


46. “I don’t try to match wine with food, I just drink what I like. And I think a lot of people are going towards that now, which never used to be in the past.” – Mario Lemieux


47. Create personalized gifts for yourself like custom wine glasses and fleece photo blankets. Perhaps you want to treat yourself to a brand new phone case to replace the old one or a new mug to fill up your coffee or tea with. Take the holiday to appreciate yourself and everything you might have accomplished the past few years. Whether you’re single or in a relationship, there’s nothing wrong with showing some self love on Valentine’s Day!


48. “I don’t go by the ratings. I buy wine that tastes good. Statistically, anybody’s ability to predict what will be a good wine a decade from now is limited.” – Richard Thaler


49. “The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.” ~ Unknown


50. “Going for a leisurely walk in the forest feels like getting a big ol’ hug from Mother Nature.” – Jamie Erwine


51. “I think the British have the distinction above all other nations of being able to put new wine into old bottles without bursting them.” – Clement Attlee


52. “I’m here. And I have wine.”


53. You are granite. I am an empty wine glass. You know what happens when we touch.”― Rumi


54. Nothing says dinner time like sipping on a glass of wine and enjoying a freshly baked chicken from Sonny’s.


55. They say friends are the family you choose, the wine to life, the yin to yang, but what does friendship mean to you?


56. Little sister, I love you more than I love Netflix and wine combined!


57. Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy. – Alexander Fleming


58. “The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil!” – Francois Rabelais


59. “Wine is a lifestyle.”


60. “I tried to think of a way to always have clean bedsheets, so I bought bed sheets that are the same color as my wine.” – Unknown


61. “The only thing I throwback on Thursday is a glass of wine.” – Uknown


62. “That I be not as those are who spend the day in complaining of headache and the night in drinking the wine which gives the headache!” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


63. “Wine is the thinking person’s health drink.”


64. “Read as you taste fruit or savor wine, or enjoy friendship, love or life.” – George Herbert


65. “Just like a fine wine, you seem to get better with age. Happy birthday, handsome guy!”


66. “Wine is not just an object of pleasure, but an object of knowledge; and the pleasure depends on the knowledge.”


67. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.” ― Benjamin Franklin


68. A sitch with wine saves nine!


69. “There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall.”


70. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” – Mark Twain


71. “It [good wine] should start and end with a smile.” – William Sokolin


72. “There are many great wine producers from all over the world making fantastic wines. Italian wines especially are making an enormous comeback after sometimes being labeled as inexpensive jug wines.” – Rocco DiSpirito


73. “Old age is like fine wine, the older the better.” – Unknown


74. “To the handsomest man on earth, you are aging like wine. The older you get and the greyer your hair is, the hotter you are. Happy birthday. Just keep aging with me.”


75. Working nine to wine.


76. “I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.” —Leslie Jamison


77. “And much as Wine has played the Infidel, And robbed me of my Robe of Honor Well, I often wonder what the Vintners buy One half so precious as the stuff they sell.” – Edward Fitzgerald


78. “I prefer old-world wines like Lafite Rothschild and Margaux.” – Ernie Els


79. “What do friends and wine have in common? The older, the better.”


80. Wine is sunlight held together by water. – Galileo


81. Wine is the most civilised thing in the world.


82. “Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson


83. “Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books”


84. “The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best.” – Marty Rubin


85. “You’re the wine that I want.”


86. “There are many wines that taste great, but do not drink well.” – Michael Broadbent


87. “If you ask a server for a seriously old wine in my neighborhood, they’ll look at you funny and then bring you a half-finished glass from somebody else’s table.” – Gina Barreca


88. “To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue.” – William F. Buckley, Jr.


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90. “I drank more wine when I wasn’t working as much, to be honest.” – Thomas Keller


91. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesdays.” -Author Unknown


92. “The connoisseur does not drink wine but tastes of its secrets.”


93. Save water, drink wine.


94. "Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.


95. “WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!” – Comic Strip Mama


96. “A man, fallen on hard times, sold his art collection but kept his wine cellar. When asked why he did not sell his wine, he said, “A man can live without art, but not without culture.”


97. “We are born at a given moment, in a given place and, like vintage years of wine, we have the qualities of the year and of the season of which we are born. Astrology does not lay claim to anything more.” — Carl Jung


98. “Home is where the wine is.”


99. “I’ve dreamt in my life dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas: they’ve gone through and through me, like wine through water, and altered the colour of my mind. And this is one: I’m going to tell it—but take care not to smile at any part of it.”


100. “I enjoy wine collecting and great food.” – Deep Roy


101. “Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII


102. “It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine … it’s summertime!” ― Kenny Chesney


103. Wine is bottled poetry.


104. Wine… the intellectual part of the meal.


105. Ask not what wine has done for you but rather what you are willing to do for some wine.


106. “I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle.”


107. “The point of a trellis isn’t to make the vines stand up straight in neat rows, but rather to attain a rich, deep glass of wine. It’s to create space for the vine to grow and bear fruit.”


108. Wine a little and you’ll feel better.


109. “The more he drank the nicer he became; wine revealed his charity.” – Jeet Thayil


110. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” – Rumi


111. “A glass of wine is good for your health… The leftover in the bottle is good for your morale.” – Anonymous


112. “When life gives you lemons, sell them to buy wine.” ~ Unknown


113. Uh-oh, out of alcohol. Better call wine-one-one.


114. “As long as we have wine, family holidays will be fine.”


115. “More important than the food pairing is the person with whom you drink the wine.” – Christian Moueix


116. What do friends and wine have in common? The older, the better.


117. “It’s wine o’clock somewhere.”


118. “Wine grapes are as sensitive to assaults as authors.” – Adam Gopnik


119. “You can be drinking the wine today, but picking the grapes tomorrow.” – Jonathan Tucker


120. “Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself.” – Basil Bunting


121. Wine that is pink in color makes me happy.


122. “Keep your friends close. Keep your wine closer. Be kind. Be helpful. Bring wine.” — Clare Pooley


123. Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter… sermons and soda-water the day after.


124. “Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.” – Ernest Hemingway


125. It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want. Like a bottle of wine out of macaroni.


126. “If I could write a love letter to my alcohol, wine would be adored for it’s constant shoulder and its sweet okayness.” — Dana Bowman


127. “If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up in a wine bar.” – Unknown


128. “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.”


129. “Best wine if you’re stranded on a deserted island? 1982 Salon Champagne.” – Gary Vaynerchuk


130. “OK,” he said. “I have a question. I hope this doesn’t sound rude, but if you don’t drink, smoke, or do drugs, what the hell do you do for fun?” “This,” I said. “This.” I understand this question more than i understand most questions about sobriety. I understand it because I know exactly where it comes from and exactly why people ask. And I understand why it seems so incomprehensible. I understand it because it was my question. How do you vacation in Mexico without tequila, eat dinner without wine, brunch without champagne, party without shots? How do you live without the distinct pleasure of being silly drunk? Prior to October 2012, if you would have asked me what sobriety looked like, I would have said something that sounded like a fart noise while pointing two thumbs down. A life without alcohol might as well have been a death sentence of boring. A life half lived, with half smiles, that smelled like Clorox bleach. What I have discovered on this side of the bar scene is the exact opposite. Instead of the boring life I had anticipated before quitting booze, my life without alcohol is where my actual living began. Nothing was as half lived, forced, sad, or redundant as an existence that required alcohol to have fun.”


131. Wine brightens the life and thinking of anyone. – Thomas Jefferson


132. 63 On your birthday I will stock your fridge with wine, ice cream, and frozen pizzas, for the good and the bad that’s coming our way. So happy I get to go through it all with you. Happy birthday, to a friend I can’t live without!


133. “She will learn in time that she can lie, and the words will flow like wine, easily poured, easily swallowed.” ― V.E. Schwab


134. “I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.” – Bette Midler


135. Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.


136. “I don’t get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it’s FREE to not exercise.” — Bridger Winegar


137. Trails before ales, pines before wines, lakes before cakes.


138. “Where there is no wine there is no love.” – Euripides


139. “I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.” – Basil Fawlty


140. Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age!


141. “A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.”


142. “Wine is the answer. I just don’t remember the question.”


143. Pinotage has the heart of a lion and the tongue of a woman; after drinking a certain quantity you can talk forever and fight like the devil!


144. “Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.” – Thomas Aquinas


145. Dandelion Wine' became one of the few books that I returned to time and again, and while not anywhere near the story crafter as Mr. Bradbury, I hope I managed to absorb by osmosis some of his techniques. - Author: Kim Harrison


146. “Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.” – Andre Simon


147. Age gets better with wine. Happy birthday!


148. “Happy birthday! Like fine wine we get better with age….or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine!


149. If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing.


150. Beauty intoxicates the eyes, as wine does the body; both are morally fatal if indulged.” – John Godfrey Saxe


151. “Wine is my spirit animal.”


152. It's Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.. —Anonymous


153. Who needs friends when you can drink all the wine you want?


154. “In victory, you deserve champagne; in defeat, you need it.” – Many sources


155. Wine a little, laugh a lot!


156. “We are born at a given moment, in a given place and, like vintage years of wine, we have the qualities of the year and of the season of which we are born. Astrology does not lay claim to anything more.” – Carl Jung


157. “I should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there is wine involved.”


158. Don’t worry about getting older. Wine improves with time, and humans improve with wine. So, technically, you’ll be fine…


159. “I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well preserved.” – Rose Kennedy


160. “The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time… Substance abusing writers are just substance abusers —common garden variety drunks and druggies, in other words.” - Stephen King, writer


161. “I’ve always wanted to improve on the idea of living well, In moderation, wine is good for you – mentally, physically, and spiritually.” – Robert Mondavi


162. “In the order named, these are the hardest to control: Wine, Women, and Song.” – Franklin P. Adams


163. Wine and friends are a great blend. – Ernest Hemingway.


164. “A glass of wine keeps the doctor away; a bottle of wine would keep everyone away. I think I’ll have a bottle.” – Unknown


165. Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.


166. “My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.” -Jonathan Swift


167. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” ― Rumi


168. You know what rhythms with Friday? Wine. — Jack Davis


169. “Buon cibo. Buon vino. Buon amici” (Italian for ”Good food. Good wine. Good friends.”)


170. Fine wine to my love. For he is king every day and a celebrant today. Happy birthday to my dear king.


171. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields


172. “I like on the table,


173. “Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you’ve got a bottle of Champagne in the fridge.” – Hester Browne


174. “A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don’t like to throw up.” – Denise Richards


175. “A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson


176. “One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and one talks about it.” – King Edward VII


177. “My dream date would be a hike through the woods followed by an outdoor picnic followed by a glass of wine at sunset. Heaven!” – Nina Agdal


178. “I only drink wine when I’m alone or with someone.” –Author Unknown


179. “Deacons likewise must be dignified, not double-tongued, not addicted to much wine, not greedy for dishonest gain.”


180. “I would say that a good shoe is exactly like a good wine. These shoes are going to stay and last for a long time.” –Unknown


181. “Wine comes in at the mouth and love comes in at the eye. That’s all we shall know for truth before we grow old and die. I lift the glass to my mouth, I look at you, and sigh.” – William Butler Yeats


182. Friendship'S The Wine Of Life. Edward Young


183. “It’s scary how some unambitious men choose a life of comfortable waiting for death while manlier swine shake the pillars of the space.”


184. Love the wine you’re with.


185. “For when the wine is in, the wit is out.” – Thomas Becon


186. Four Things


187. Who needs inspirational quotes when you can just drink wine?


188. “I don’t see why boxed wine doesn’t have a little straw stuck to the side!” — Catherine Gray


189. “Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors by somebody I do not know.”


190. “I am not old but mellow like good wine.” – Stephen Phillips


191. Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food and especially good friends like you.


192. “Pinotage has the heart of a lion and the tongue of a woman; after drinking a certain quantity you can talk forever and fight like the devil!”


193. “Your hands in mine when we're intertwined everything's alright.” — Miley Cyrus, “7 Things”


194. “Christmas time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed, in whose breast something like a jovial feeling is not roused—in whose mind some pleasant associations are not awakened—by the recurrence of Christmas. There are people who will tell you that Christmas is not to them what it used to be; that each succeeding Christmas has found some cherished hope, or happy prospect, of the year before, dimmed or passed away; that the present only serves to remind them of reduced circumstances and straitened incomes—of the feasts they once bestowed on hollow friends, and of the cold looks that meet them now, in adversity and misfortune. Never heed such dismal reminiscences. There are few men who have lived long enough in the world who cannot call up such thoughts any day of the year. Then do not select the merriest of the three hundred and sixty-five for your doleful recollections, but draw your chair nearer the blazing fire—fill the glass and send round the song—and if your room be smaller than it was a dozen years ago, or if your glass be filled with reeking punch, instead of sparkling wine, put a good face on the matter, and empty it offhand, and fill another, and troll off the old ditty you used to sing, and thank God it’s no worse.”


195. “A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.” -Kathy Mattea


196. “Time, motion, and wine cause sleep.” — Ovid


197. Wine makes all things possible. – George R. R. Martin


198. “The first wine I drank, a Chateau Haut-Brion, I was 22, it was my first glass of wine, and I discovered voluptuousness. From there, I started tasting French wines, then Spanish wines, then Italian wines.” – Carole Bouquet


199. “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” – Joan Collins


200. “As a good wine must be kept in a good cask, so a wholesome body is the proper foundation for a well-appointed inner ground.” – Johannes Tauler


201. “Wine not?”


202. “Winemakers have to adapt to what they’re given by nature: the vines, the fruit, the soil and the weather.” – Laura Anne Gilman


203. “Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” ― Sarah Bernhardt


204. “Many mainstream winemakers use indigenous yeasts rather than commercially grown ones to ferment their grapes – precisely what natural winemakers advocate.” – Roger Morris


205. “There is truth in wine and children.” — Plato


206. “There are so many impassioned winemakers. I think there are more impassioned winemakers than chefs.” – Alain Ducasse


207. “Wine rejoices the heart of man and joy is the mother of all virtues.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


208. “Age appears best in four things: Old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust and old authors to read.”


209. Happy birthday! You’re only aging like fine wine and getting funnier and better at cooking by the day.


210. “In vino veritas (In wine there is truth).” – Alcaeus


211. “The Chinese do make vast quantities of wine for home consumption, but you wouldn’t want to drink it yourself.” – Simon Hoggart


212. “Love is the wine as old as time, which quenches our lonely longing.” ― John Mark Green


213. “Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.” — Logan Pearsall Smith


214. It takes a lot of beer to make good wine. – Lou Preston


215. “Oh Cup-bearer, set my glass afire with the light of wine!” – Hafez


216. “I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I like my heroes complicated and brooding, James Dean in oiled leather, leaning on a motorcycle. You know the color. ("Ode to Chocolate")”


217. “One drop of wine is enough to redden a whole glass of water.”


218. “For me, a $20 wine that drinks like a $40 wine in terms of complexity and interest is a value, while a $5 wine that is not very good is not a value at all in my opinion.” – Deborah Harkness


219. “Age can be wonderful for red wine, but not for spacecraft.” – Nathan Myhrvold


220. “People are more comfortable learning about wine because now they can just Google, you know, ‘Soave,’ and say, ‘Oh, O.K., cool.’” – Gary Vaynerchuk


221. “I think we all men are like fine wine. We start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of us until we are turned into something acceptable to have dinner with...” – Nitya Prakash


222. “Drink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin. Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved.”


223. The Solution


224. “Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.” ― Robert Fripp


225. “Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to lack of wine.” – Anonymous


226. “I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often – but I’m well preserved.” – Rose Kennedy


227. “I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.” – Anonymous


228. “Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.” – Robert Fripp


229. “Enjoy the wine, don’t spill the night…


230. “Today is all about you, my lovely wife. So let us dine at your favorite restaurant, open your favorite bottle of wine, and watch your favorite movie. Today is all about indulging in what you love! Happy birthday!”


231. 83 May the wine glass stay full, and may we only be drinking to celebrate all year long. Happy birthday!


232. “I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.”


233. “I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else.”


234. “ Is it the fault of wine if a fool drinks it and goes stumbling into darkness?” Ibn Sina


235. “New-made friendships, like new wine, age will mellow and refine.” — Joseph Parry


236. “TOO MUCH OF ANYTHING IS BAD, BUT TOO MUCH CHAMPAGNE IS JUST RIGHT.”


237. “When the wine goes in, strange things come out.” ― Friedrich Schiller


238. “It’s a really interesting and diverse business. You’re a farmer first, then a winemaker, then you’re onto marketing and distribution. So it’s multi-faceted and really engaging. I’ve learned more in the last couple years than in the ten prior to that, so it’s been pretty interesting.” – Drew Bledsoe


239. ‘I am not sure I trust you.’ You can trust me with your life, My King. But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back. – Megan Whalen Turner


240. “A meal without wine is called breakfast.”


241. Can’t wait to share a glass of wine together—until then, Happy Mother’s Day!


242. “Life is a glass of wine and having your feet washed – it’s a biblical event, might I add. This is part of mankind’s story. You are always looking for a moment to take a break.” – Mick Fleetwood


243. “Why do you worry about growing older, when you are like wine just getting better and better with age? Heartfelt birthday wishes to my dear sister!”


244. “It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.” – Charles Baudelaire


245. “With wine and hope, anything is possible.”


246. Jackson Brown Jr. Quotes (INSPIRATIONAL)


247. “It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.”


248. You shouldn’t be sad about becoming another year older. It means you are maturing just like wine, and what. woman doesn’t like aged wine? Happy birthday to my vintage husband!


249. “Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter… sermons and soda-water the day after.” – George Byron


250. 85 A friendship is so many different things. It’s late-night chats and early morning road trips. It’s too much wine and healthy diet trends. Through all the extremes and all the in-betweens, I’m glad it’s us against the world. Happy birthday!


251. “Wine is, perhaps, the closest thing the planet has to an elixir of life.”


252. “I am drinking the stars.” – Dom Pierre Pérignon


253. “I put everything I can into the mulberry of my mind and hope that it is going to ferment and make a decent wine. How that process happens, I’m sorry to tell you I can’t describe.” – John Hurt


254. Happy birthday to my friend who ages like wine.


255. “Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath, and a glass of wine,” – Saint Thomas Aquinas


256. “I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.” – Oliver Goldsmith


257. Wine... the intellectual part of the meal. – Alexandre Dumas


258. “To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history.” – Clifton Fadiman


259. Either give me more wine or leave me alone. ~Rumi


260. “Alcohol is a slow killer. I’m not in a hurry.” -Georges Courteline


261. “Wine is connected to abundance.” – Carole Bouquet


262. Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.


263. “The apex of mathematical achievement occurs when two or more fields which were thought to be entirely unrelated turn out to be closely intertwined. Mathematicians have never decided whether they should feel excited or upset by such events.”


264. “it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime!”


265. Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.


266. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” ~ Rumi


267. “I do love my wine. I’d opt to drink my calories rather than eat them every time, so I cut out the breads, potatoes, pastas, cheeses and desserts in an effort to get my healthy angel and unhealthy demon to compromise.” – Rachel Nichols


268. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” – Anonymous


269. “Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.”


270. “Hmmm… cooking with wine? I usually drink wine while cooking… I do a good braised short ribs with cabernet, though. We’re big red wine drinkers here. All that research showing that it’s good for you takes the guilt away.” – Alafair Burke


271. “Sometimes it would be nice to just have some red wine with dinner, but it’s not worth the risk. I have a great life, a great situation. Why would I want to risk self-destructive behaviour?” – Kristin Davis


272. “There’s wine spilled all over the floor and I wish to write stories with it.” – Maya Zaveri


273. 43. Fine print. This creative yet adorably nerdy pregnancy announcement idea brings some humor into the process. You’ll need to create a custom-made label for something you’d like to give to your partner, friends, and family. Some ideas include candles, bottles of wine, or chocolate bars. The name of your item should be “Always Read the Fine Print,” and the fine print on the label is where you reveal the surprise!


274. “Wine pricing is an art – like painting.” – Joe Bastianich


275. You’re the best thing to have happened on this day many years ago. Happy 35th birthday, my love. Age like fine wine.


276. “The best kind of wine is that which is most pleasant to him who drinks it.” – Pliny the Elder


277. “Whenever a man is tired, wine is a great restorer of strength.” – Homer


278. “Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.” ― Madeline Puckette


279. This whole math thing is getting a little weird. Why is nature so intertwined with math. The reality is that math is merely the language of science and nature is indeed science. As far back as Euclid, nature was seen as a way for God himself to express himself to us in a scientific sense.


280. Age appears best in four things: Old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust and old authors to read. – Francis Bacon


281. “Keep calm and pour on.”


282. “Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing.”


283. It’s wine o’clock somewhere.


284. “Love weathers doesn't withers; Just like wine, the older, the stronger” – Falguni Jain


285. “Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise.” – Charles Kingsley


286. Wish you were here to Valenwine with me.


287. “We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.” – Eduardo Galeano


288. “Ask not what wine has done for you but rather what you are willing to do for some wine.”


289. “Love, like wine, gets better with time.”


290. I have novinophobia: the fear of running out of wine.


291. You only live once—so drink great wine.


292. “Everyone sees the wine, but no one sees the crushing of the grapes.”


293. “Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII


294. “Now the restaurants have begun to catch up with the wine-making; there are numerous great restaurants in Napa Valley, and it’s wonderful because the people are there for just that: great food and great wine.” – Thomas Keller


295. “You look like I need wine.”


296. “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”


297. “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong.” ~ Anonymous


298. “I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines


299. “I am falser than vows made in wine.” ― William Shakespeare


300. “I don’t understand what a wine stopper is for.”


301. “All wines should be tasted. Some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”


302. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions, you know, like a Tuesday.”


303. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman


304. “Without sulfites, wine may smell and taste funky or re-ferment in the bottle. Many distributors and shop owners are consequently reluctant to stock wines made without sulfites.” – Roger Morris


305. “Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” – Sarah Bernhardt


306. “The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.”


307. Bottled Poetry


308. “I always knew the importance of it, since I was three or four years old my mother used to feed me wine and water. I grew up with wine as liquid food.” – Robert Mondavi


309. I celebrate you as you age even finer than a royal wine. Happy birthday to my king. Forever, you’ll always be in my heart.


310. Nothing better than a poolside glass of wine.


311. “You only live once—so drink great wine.”


312. Through Love all that is bitter will be sweet, Through Love all that is copper will be gold, Through Love all dregs will become wine, through Love all pain will turn to medicine.” — Rumi


313. Wine is my spirit animal.


314. “Like strawberry wine and seventeen / The hot July moon saw everything / My first taste of love, oh bittersweet / The green on the vine like strawberry wine” -Deana Carter


315. It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.


316. “I’m actually surprised how technical a lot of commercial wine production is. Things are done very much from an industrial chemistry point of view at certain price points, but that’s not the impression you get with wine.” – Brian Schmidt


317. Remember, I’m here for you. And I have wine.


318. Wine is sunlight, held together by water.


319. Wine is at the head of all medicines; where wine is lacking, drugs are necessary. – Babylonian Talmud: Baba Bathra


320. Wine not?


321. Wine is life.


322. Warm weather means it’s time to dust off the porch furniture, uncork those crisp white wines and grill up some chicken!


323. Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. – Athenaeus


324. “I don’t drink coffee. I like nice wines with dinner.” – Jeff Greene


325. All these birthday cards to get through. You might need glasses to read them. Maybe even wine glasses.


326. "Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.”


327. Wine is the answer. I just don’t remember the question


328. “O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.” – William Shakespeare


329. “Who is this –moderation– people are telling me to drink with?!” – Anonymous


330. “Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.” ― Alexander Fleming


331. “Beer is made by men, wine by God.” – Martin Luther


332. Some women are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.


333. “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” – Plautus


334. “Do not let friars enter your wine cellars for fear they will bless every barrel and change the wine into blood.” – John Wycliffe


335. Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.


336. “Friendship is the wine of life.” – Edward Young


337. “I will drink milk when cows eat grapes.” – Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec


338. Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.


339. Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — Pope John XXIII


340. “In the wine world, crusaders would have wine consumers believe that the only wines of merit are something completely indefinable but which they call ‘authentic’ or ‘natural.’” – Robert M. Parker, Jr.


341. “When the sommelier Enrico Bernardo moved to Paris from Italy nearly two decades ago, the world of French gastronomy brutally rejected him. No matter that he had won the competition for best sommelier in Italy; when he asked 30 restaurateurs for work in their wine cellars, all turned him down.” – Elaine Sciolino


342. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ― Benjamin Franklin


343. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” ― W.C. Fields


344. “Wine…because no great story started with someone eating a salad.” -Author Unknown


345. “One should write not unskillfully in the running hand, be able to sing in a pleasing voice, and keep good time to music; and, lastly, a man should not refuse a little wine when it is pressed upon him.” – Yoshida Kenko


346. “Making good wine is a skill. Fine wine is an art.” ~ Robert Mondavi


347. “The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter’s oven? And is not the lute that soothes your spirit, the very wood that was hollowed with knives?


348. “We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.” – Russell Brand


349. My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.


350. “I spoke to the ‘Wine Spectator’ because that’s PR; that’s how you sell wine.” – Alain Wertheimer


351. “We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.” -Eduardo Galeano


352. “Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.” ― Leon Adams


353. “The wine I produce is not for keeping. It’s the wine you want when meeting friends for a game of cards.” – Gerard Depardieu


354. “Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.” — Rumi


355. “I'd suggest meditation to calm you down but that would take time. Wine takes a faster effect...” – Mystqx Skye


356. “Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.” – John Stuart Blackie


357. If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes.


358. “I believe that the responsibility of the winemaker is to take that fruit and get it into the bottle as the most natural and purest expression of that vineyard, of the grape varietal or blend, and of the vintage.” – Robert M. Parker, Jr.


359. Whenever I feel like I have lost my way, I know exactly what to do, call you. Thank you for the years of encouragement and support. May your birthday be filled with good wine, cake, and presents.


360. “Love the wine you’re with.”


361. "Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” —Sarah Bernhardt


362. “Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.” – Douglas William Jerrold


363. “There’s a Riesling for everything.”


364. “Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.” –Napoleon Bonaparte


365. “Our very long-term prospective hinges on making the best possible wine we can.” – Drew Bledsoe


366. Red red wine goes to my head, makes me forget that I still need her.


367. “You can enjoy a $15 bottle of wine as much as you can enjoy a $100 bottle of wine.” – Joe Bastianich


368. “For your birthday, how about ‘True Crime and Wine’. Happy Birthday!”


369. “The truce is broken?" Clearly this was worrying news, but all I could think about was that wine, and how I wanted to taste it again.” – Giles Kristian


370. “I would say that a good shoe is exactly like a good wine. These shoes are going to stay and last for a long time.” – Christian Louboutin


371. “Beer is made by men, wine by God.”


372. “This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age”- Marcus Tullius Cicero


373. “If I could drink only one wine, it would be Champagne.” – Gary Vaynerchuk


374. Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. – Francis Bacon


375. “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”– unknown


376. “Your words are my food, your breath is my wine. You are everything to me.” – Sarah Bernhardt, Actress


377. “Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others.” – Samuel Johnson


378. “Wine is the most precious and stimulating element of the human diet.” — Patrick Alexander


379. In vino, veritas!


380. “Wine flies when you’re having fun.”


381. “I want to make wines that harmonize with food – wines that almost hug your tongue with gentleness.” – Robert Mondavi


382. “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”~ Joan Collins


383. Wine is, perhaps, the closest thing the planet has to an elixir of life. – Thom Elkjer


384. Aging like fine wine.


385. “As I got older, my life became a whirlwind of homework and responsibilities. The hospital became my retreat, a place to gather my thoughts and focus on my health. The nurses are my friends as well as my caretakers. The doctors are my parents as well as my physicians.”– Claire Wineland


386. It doesn’t matter if it’s diamonds or twine; I’ll be wrapped around your finger.


387. “Wine gives a man nothing… it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.” – Samuel Johnson


388. Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” –


389. “What wine goes with Captain Crunch?” ― George Carlin


390. “They say ‘do what you love and money will follow.’ So I ate cheesecake and drank some wine…now I wait.” -Author Unknown


391. “As far as a cocktail, I do like good wines, basically with meals, and good champagnes.” – Bobby Sherman


392. “Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.”


393. Wine comes in at the mouth and love comes in at the eye. That’s all we shall know for truth before we grow old and die. I lift the glass to my mouth, I look at you, and sigh.


394. Everything Old


395. Great Blend


396. Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.” – John Cleese


397. We only said goodbye with words. I died a hundred times. You go back to her, and I go back to black.” — Amy Winehouse, “Back to Black”


398. “It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.” ~ Anonymous


399. A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.


400. “Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” ― Pope John XXIII


401. Wine does not solve your problems. But neither will water.


402. “When a man drinks wine at dinner, he begins to be better pleased with himself.” – Plato


403. I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.


404. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like a Tuesday.”- Unknown


405. “A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.” – Charles Baudelaire


406. “Working nine to wine.”


407. “There is nothing like wine for conjuring up feelings of contentment and goodwill. It is less of a drink than an experience, an evocation, a spirit. It produces sensations that defy description.” – Thomas Conklin


408. “When I read Deborah Brenner’s book ‘Women of the Vine’ about women wine makers, I was impressed that many of the women she had interviewed had come to wine making later in life as a second career.” – Rebecca Pidgeon


409. He who is intoxicated with wine will be sober again in the course of the night, but he who is intoxicated by the cupbearer will not recover his senses until the day of judgement.


410. “Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson


411. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.


412. “The truce is broken?” Clearly this was worrying news, but all I could think about was that wine, and how I wanted to taste it again.” ― Giles Kristian


413. Champagne is the wine of civilisation… the oil of government.


414. “Wine comes in at the mouth and love comes in at the eye. That’s all we shall know for truth before we grow old and die. I lift the glass to my mouth, I look at you, and sigh.”


415. “I’m really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that’s full-bodied and dry.” – Esai Morales


416. “Age appears best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.” -Francis Bacon


417. “Transmutation: Grapes must be crushed to make wine. Diamonds form under pressure. Olives are pressed to release oil. Seeds grow in darkness. Whenever you feel crushed, under pressure, pressed, or in darkness, you’re in a powerful place of transformation/transmutation.” — Lalah Delia


418. Friends & Wine


419. “Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.” – Leon Adams


420. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin


421. “There’s nothing better than a glass of wine, a girlfriend, and a long talk.” – Karen Fairchild


422. Wine is bottled poetry. -Robert Louis Stevenson


423. “What was so painful about Amy [Winehouse]’s death is that I know that there is something I could have done. I could have passed on to her the solution that was freely given to me. Don’t pick up a drink or drug, one day at a time. It sounds so simple; it actually is simple but it isn’t easy; it requires incredible support and fastidious structuring.” - Russell Brand, comedian


424. “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong.” — Unknown


425. “Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” — Pope John XXIII


426. "Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” – Sarah Bernhardt


427. “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine & yoga pants you’re doing it wrong.”


428. Love the wine you're with.


429. “Nothing is so effective in keeping one young and full of lust as a discriminating palate thoroughly satisfied at least once a day.”


430. You age like fine wine.


431. I wouldn't say I'm a feminist, but I don't like girls pretending to be stupid because it's easier. - Author: Amy Winehouse


432. Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile. – Homer


433. “I always wear blue shirts and I like wine or purple ties.” – Jim Lehrer


434. “When I am in the cellar of affliction, I look for the Lord’s choicest wines.” – Samuel Rutherford


435. “Wine is the most civilised thing in the world.” -Ernest Hemingway


436. “Wisdom is like a fermented wine. It's only appreciated when shared.” – Andrew-Knox B Kaniki


437. “Wine is earth’s answer to the sun.” ― Margaret Fuller


438. Wine is way cheaper than therapy.


439. Drink Together


440. “Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice… some girls are made of adventure and wine and all things fine.” – Unknown


441. “Today’s forecast: sunny with a chance of wine.”


442. “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” -Louis Pasteur


443. It’s wine time!


444. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra


445. “Wine to me is something that brings people together. Wine does promote conversation and promote civility, but it’s also fascinating. It’s the greatest subject to study. No matter how much you learn, every vintage is going to come at you with different factors that make you have to think again.” – Robert M. Parker, Jr.


446. “Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.” – Anonymous


447. “As I ate the oysters with their strong taste of the sea and their faint metallic taste that the cold white wine washed away, leaving only the sea taste and the succulent texture, and as I drank their cold liquid from each shell and washed it down with the crisp taste of the wine, I lost the empty feeling and began to be happy and to make plans.”


448. I am a woman, hear me pour!


449. The sun, the melody, the wine. – Théophile Gautier


450. “Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine the strongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted with unlimited power.” – Charles Caleb Colton


451. Wine and wenches empty men’s purses.


452. “Wine ages gracefully in a cellar, but gets no wiser.” – Rajesh


453. “Cheers to my partners in wine.”


454. Dad and Mom cheer. Order a set of mugs or glasses, one reading “Mom” and the other “Dad” (or the title of another family member, like “Aunt”) and pose for a photo as you hold them. You could intertwine your arms while sipping from glasses, or get a little silly with coffee mugs and give an exhausted look.


455. I’m so glad to see you ageing like fine wine. Happy 35th birthday, my only love. I wish you many more years of satisfaction.


456. “Cars are like wine… some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”


457. “This home runs on love, laughter, and really good wine.”


458. “A bottle of wine was good company.” ― Ernest Hemingway


459. To my favorite sister, I hope your birthday is as wonderful as wine, and as sweet as sugar! I love you.


460. “Love is the wine as old as time, which quenches our lonely longing.” – John Mark Green


461. ”Everybody knows that pitching and defense win championships. It’s all about defense. It’s that way in pretty much every sport. So if we can pitch and play defense we have a chance at a championship. But you can also win quite a few games by hitting. ” – Ehren Earleywine


462. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.


463. “True love is like wine, it gets stronger with age.” – Farid F. Ibrahim


464. “The greatest wines are those that speak of life and death, power and mercy, sex and sensuality.” ― Neel Burton


465. “Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.” – Henry Fielding


466. “Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other – it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer the tasting of them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.”


467. “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.” —Matt Groening


468. “Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.”


469. Of course, an old wine is like an old lady, and traveling can disturb her. - Author: Julia Child


470. “Wine and women make wise men dote and forsake God's law and do wrong."


471. “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” –


472. I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others.


473. “Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books.” — Stephen Fry


474. Our friendship once like new wine but now with years gone by it has stood the test of time.


475. For the man about town who knows how to treat himself, it’s a Sunday night movie, homemade chicken pot pie, and a glass of wine.


476. “What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes.” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning


477. “The wine of youth does not always clear with advancing years; sometimes it grows turbid.” – Carl Jung


478. “Wine pairs nicely with good friends.”


479. “Now is the time for drinking, now is the time to dance footloose upon the earth.”


480. “If you go back to the Greeks and Romans, they talk about all three – wine, food, and art – as a way of enhancing life.” – Robert Mondavi


481. “I like to drink young wines, wines which are robust and have a lot of forward fruit to them.” – Thomas Keller


482. Where there is no wine there is no love.


483. “Better one bite at forty, of truths bitter rind, than the hot wine that gushed from the vintage of twenty.” — James Russell


484. "Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.” — Robert Fripp


485. Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. Sarah Bernhardt


486. “Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.” – Isak Dinesen


487. Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.


488. There is a devil in every berry of the grape.


489. Wine is karaoke fuel.


490. Good wine ruins the purse; bad wine ruins the stomach


491. “Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.” ~ Isak Dinesen


492. Chocolate makes everything better.


493. “I could probably die happy with a cheeseboard and a glass of French red wine – that’s my idea of a perfect dinner.” – Deirdre O’Kane


494. “You have a wine tasting of different years, and we’re sort of doing that with our music, giving them a taste of what Journey used to be like.” – Jonathan Cain


495. “A drink of fine wine cleanses the soul.” — Benjamin Michael Scarlato


496. “The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.” ― Benjamin Franklin


497. “My store, Wine Library, outsells big national chains. How do you think we do it? It started with hustle. I always say that our success wasn’t due to my hundreds of online videos about wine that went viral, but to the hours I spent talking to people online afterward, making connections and building relationships.” – Gary Vaynerchuk


498. “Silver and ermine and red faces full of port wine.” – John Betjeman


499. “When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are to become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the desire to mate every second of the day. It is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every part of your body. No … don’t blush. I am telling you some truths. For that is just being in love; which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over, when being in love has burned away. Doesn’t sound very exciting, does it? But it is!”


500. “One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.” ― Charles Baudelaire


501. “He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.” – Martin Luther


502. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter’s oven?


503. “Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it.” – Heraclitus


504. “Rosé is pink. Champagne is too. I really like wine, but I love you.”


505. Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.


506. “I am not sure I trust you."


507. “Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.” – Gina Barreca


508. “Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.” – Aristophanes


509. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.


510. “Save water, drink wine.”


511. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra


512. Wine shared is happiness multiplied.


513. “Great wine is always enhanced by great food.” – Kenneth Cranham


514. The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.


515. “Critics have done the wine industry a lot of good overall.” – Robert Mondavi


516. “Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.” – Rumi


517. “The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best.” ~ Marty Rub


518. “Good wine is a good familiar creature if it is well used.” ― William Shakespeare


519. “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.”


520. “There comes a time in the day when no matter what the question is, the answer is always wine.” – Anonymous


521. “Friendship’s the wine of life.”


522. “The world has changed – through technology, through wine-making techniques, the quality of wine is greater than it’s ever been. Whereas ten, fifteen years ago it was very easy to find lots of bad wine, it’s kind of hard now. The technology, the science – it’s like, are you kidding? We’re in the golden years of


523. Best Friends Don’T Care If Your House Is Clean. They Care If You Have Wine.


524. “Wine to me is passion. It’s family and friends. It’s warmth of heart and generosity of spirit.” – Robert Mondavi


525. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ~ Benjamin Franklin


526. Hidden Secrets


527. “My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.”


528. “I’m telling people I’m drinking one glass of wine a night, and I’m drinking five.” — Jane Lynch and My Biggest Fear in Sobriety Jane Lynch is a comedy icon. She first gained a cult following thanks to her roles in Christopher Guest’s mockumentaries, then saw her fame truly explode when she starred as Sue Sylvester in Glee. In addition to all of her acting success, Lynch is also proudly sober. I recently read…


529. “This young wine may have a lot of tannins now, but in five or 10 years it is going to be spectacular, despite the fact that right now it tastes like crude oil. You know this is how it is supposed to taste at this stage of development.” – Itzhak Perlman


530. “Wine is the thinking person’s health drink.” – Dr Phillip Norrie


531. “Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books.”


532. “The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.” – Benjamin Franklin


533. Fine wine is like a wife, I can’t afford either.


534. “I believe that love and wine have a similar potential to get better over time.” — Aaron Ben-Ze’ev


535. “Get over jet-lag quickly. I think a lot of people waste the first few days sleeping in the wrong time zone. Sometimes I take melatonin but at other times a glass of wine will do it.” – Jane Seymour


536. Wine Glass: For the wine loving couple, this funny pregnancy announcement makes light of the 9-months of no drinking until baby arrives! (source unknown


537. “Essentially, wines are fermented grape juice, so I’m trying to make the point that the wine world is about scores and marketing and kind of creating a scarce resource where they don’t really exist.” – Joe Bastianich


538. “Rose is pink. Champagne is too. I really like wine, but I love you.”


539. I hope that you are prepared for how awesome your birthday is going to be this year, Mom. Prepare for wine, massages, pedicures, more wine, shopping, cake, and even more wine. It’s going to be a blast. We may not remember much, but we will hopefully remember you had a great time on your birthday.


540. “I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!” – Tanya Masse


541. Motherhood: Powered by love. Sustained by wine.


542. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”


543. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”


544. “I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.” ― Basil Fawlty


545. “Too much and too little wine. Give him none, he cannot find truth; give him too much, the same.” – Blaise Pascal


546. “Beer is made by men, wine by God.” ― Martin Luther


547. “Wine… the intellectual part of the meal.” – Alexandre Dumas


548. Wine is bottled poetry. – Robert Louis Stevenson


549. “As the best wine doth make the sharpest vinegar, so the deepest love turneth to the deadliest hate.” – John Lyly


550. “Life is too short, and I’m Italian. I’d much rather eat pasta and drink wine than be a size 0.” Sophia Bush


551. Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.


552. Wine is for aging. Not coffee.” Ken Hutchinson


553. I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.


554. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin


555. Mom, you are limitless. Your grace, care, and love have no end. Thank you for everything, and may your special day be filled with tons of presents, wine, and cake.


556. “This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.” – Titus Maccius Plautus


557. A mellow sunset is like drinking good wine on a balmy summer day.


558. “Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.” – Christian Nestell Bove


559. Winner winner, wine and dinner.


560. Plautus said, “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” I wish you the sweetest of birthdays, my love.


561. Today is all about you. I’ve planned out the best girl’s day ever: there will be cake, wine, shopping, and boy ogling. I’m not sure you’re ready, so prepare for the best birthday a girl could ask for!


562. There are many wines that taste great, but do not drink well.


563. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”


564. “I want people to know their palate is a snowflake. We all like different things. Why should we all have the same taste in wines?” – Gary Vaynerchuk


565. “I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.” – Robin Williams


566. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”


567. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields


568. “Wine a little and you’ll feel better.”


569. “Wine that is pink in color makes me happy.”


570. Life is too short to drink bad wine.


571. “Never Drink Boring Wine” – Keith Wallace


572. Home is where the wine is.


573. If a glass of wine is good for you, imagine what a bottle can do.


574. Your new age looks good on you cause you’ve aged like fine wine. Happy birth anniversary. Many more happy years shall you see. I love you.


575. Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth, for your love is better than wine. King Solomon, Song of Songs 1:2


576. There’s nothing better than soaking up some sun and wine at the same time.


577. “Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about quality than quantity.” – Jean-Claude Carriere


578. “People who want you in their lives, respect you whether you are grapes or fine wine.” – Sanita Belgrave


579. “I only drink Champagne when I’m happy, and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty.” – Lily Bollinger


580. “Philosophy is like wine. There are good years and bad years but, in general, the older the better.” – Eric Weiner


581. The best use of bad wine is to drive away poor relations.


582. Well, let’s look on the bright side – like wine and cheese, you’re only getting better with age.


583. What wine goes with Captain Crunch? – George Carlin


584. Wine is the thinking person’s health drink.


585. As long as we have wine, family holidays will be fine.


586. “The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.” -Author Unknown


587. If you combine wine and dinner, the new word is winner.


588. Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like a Tuesday.”- Unknown


589. “My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough Champagne.”


590. “Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson


591. “Husbands are like wine; they take a long time to mature.” – Letters To Juliet


592. “A glass of wine will set you free, Or so I thought, It only brought me misery, Sweet alcohol” ― Soroosh Shahrivar


593. “Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice… some girls are made of adventure and wine and all things fine.”


594. “Wine is valued by its price, not its flavour.” – Anthony Trollope


595. A bath bomb and a glass of wine and I’ll be fine.


596. “I think musicians have always been drinking and sharing a good wine. It is, I hate to say this, another form of vice.” – Tom Araya


597. Sometimes I take baths because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower.


598. “In wine, there's truth.” – Pliny the Elder


599. “Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.” – Alexander Fleming


600. Keep calm and pour on.


601. “The voice is an instrument that you really must take time to develop. It’s like a good red wine Give it time.” – Cecilia Bartoli


602. Wine rejoices the heart of man, and joy is the mother of all virtues.


603. “The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.” – Thomas Love Peacock


604. In vino veritas (In wine there is truth).


605. “If you ask a server for a seriously old wine in my neighborhood, they’ll look at you funny and then bring you a half-finished glass from somebody else’s table.” ― Gina Barreca


606. The connoisseur does not drink wine but tastes of its secrets. – Salvador Dali


607. “People mature with age and experience. I hope I more resemble a fine wine than bad vinegar.” – Rick Kaplan


608. “The best wines are the ones we drink together.”


609. Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.


610. Let wine be thy medicine and medicine be thy wine.


611. “The world has changed – through technology, through wine-making techniques, the quality of wine is greater than it’s ever been. Whereas ten, fifteen years ago it was very easy to find lots of bad wine, it’s kind of hard now. The technology, the science – it’s like, are you kidding? We’re in the golden years of wine!” – Gary Vaynerchuk


612. “Wine is life.”


613. “Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die.”


614. “If a life of wine, women and song becomes too much, give up the singing.”


615. Happiness is a well-stocked wine cabinet and a closet full of shoes.


616. “Love is like wine, it gets better every day.” – Vann Chow


617. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases. - Bridger Winegar


618. Happy 26th birthday. I’d say don’t tell people how old you are, but since you’ll be aging like fine wine, maybe it wouldn’t be a bad thing for the world to know…


619. “A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.” – Kathy Mattea


620. “Champagne is the wine of civilisation… the oil of government.” – Winston Churchill


621. “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong.”


622. “A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.” – Clifton Fadiman


623. Drink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin. Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved.


624. “What is wine? It is the grape present in another form; its essence is there, though the fruit which produced it grew thousands of miles away, and perished years ago. So the object of many a tender thought may be spiritually present, in defiance of space – and fond recollections cherished in defiance of time.” – Samuel Lover


625. “Christopher Plummer once told me that he never orders a wine without first confirming that the restaurant has a second bottle in case he loves it.” – Kenneth Cranham


626. “My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.” -Ernest Hemingway


627. “It's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime!” – Kenny Chesney


628. “I should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there is wine involved.” – Rachel Hawkins


629. “Whether wine is a nourishment, medicine or poison is a matter of dosage.” – Paracelsus


630. “You don’t need a suitable occasion to drink a great wine because the drinking of a great wine is in itself the occasion!” — Tara Devon O’Leary


631. "Friendship is the wine of life.” – Edward Young


632. “Love is a temporary madness, it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion, it is not the desire to mate every second minute of the day, it is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every cranny of your body. No, don’t blush, I am telling you some truths. That is just being ‘in love’, which any fool can do. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.”


633. "Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel.”― Graham Greene, The Comedians


634. “No matter what has happened, no matter what you have done, no matter what you will do, I will always love you, I swear it.” – C. J. Redwine


635. Had a bad day? Wine about it.


636. “Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.” – Paulo Coelho


637. "I wonder how to turn water into wine. Happy thirsty Thursday.”


638. Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies


639. You are like a fine wine; you get better with age. Happy birthday to the finest person I know.


640. He reached out and intertwined our hands. Gently urging me forward he whispered, Have I lost you love? - Author: Erin Jamison


641. “Wine brings to light the hidden secrets of the soul.” – Horace


642. Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I love it.


643. Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” – Rumi


644. “Truth comes out in wine.” – Pliny the Elder


645. “Friendship’s the wine of life.” — Edward Young, Night Thoughts


646. “Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.”


647. The best way to learn about wine is in the drinking.


648. “What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.” ~ Diogenes. (Can’t wait for your NYE party!)


649. “Life is too short to drink bad wine.”


650. There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall.


651. “A restaurant wine list is praised and given awards for reasons that have little to do with its real purpose, as if it existed only to be admired passively, like a stamp collection. A wine list is good only when it functions well in tandem with a menu.” – Gerald Asher


652. “Ha! ha! ha!–he! he!–a very good joke indeed–an excellent jest. We shall have many a rich laugh about it at the palazzo–he! he! he!–over our wine–he! he! he!”


653. Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.


654. It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle. —Anonymous


655. “I’ll wine if I want to.”


656. My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine. – Ernest Hemingway


657. Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die. – Julia Child


658. I have dreamed in my life, dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas; they have gone through and through me, like wine through water, and altered the color of my mind. – Emily Bronte


659. “I COOK WITH WINE, SOMETIMES I EVEN ADD IT TO THE FOOD!!”


660. “Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life’s most civilized pleasures.” – Michael Broadbent


661. “Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.”


662. “If I ever go missing I’d like my picture put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. – Unknown


663. “I’m on cloud wine.”


664. “Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.”


665. “Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye That’s all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.” – William Butler Yeats


666. In victory you deserve Champagne, in defeat you need it.


667. “Wine is like many of the fine experiences in life which take time and experience to extract their full pleasure and meaning.” – Douglas Preston


668. “Thanks be to God. Since my leaving the drinking of wine, I do find myself much better, and do mind my business better, and do spend less money, and less time lost in idle company.” – Samuel Pepys


669. “There’s wine spilled all over the floor and I wish to write stories with it.” ― Maya Zaveri


670. For when the wine is in, the wit is out.


671. “Wine is a passport to the world.”


672. “Nothing creates friends more quickly than a shared laugh over a glass of wine.” — Malcolm Kushner


673. “The world of wine is more creative than the world of cooking.” – Alain Ducasse


674. Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. C.E.M. Joad


675. Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist—while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of wine, I drank it! Sincerely, the opportunist!


676. “Do not open until (due date).” (While holding a bottle of wine.)


677. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W. C. Fields


678. “Cheap wine is defined by its price, and it depends on personal spending limits. So for me, any wine under $10 is cheap.” – Deborah Harkness


679. “It is giving me a great satisfaction, because I had the notion that we could make great wines equal to the greatest wines in the world, and everybody said it was impossible.” – Robert Mondavi


680. “Even more importantly, it’s wine, food and the arts. Incorporating those three enhances the quality of life.” – Robert Mondavi


681. "Friendship’s the wine of life.” — Edward Young, Night Thoughts


682. “I’ve always loved my red wine, and when I’m not working I can open a bottle too many. I love to cook, so it’s one for me and one for the casserole. I would consume a bottle of wine on my own of an evening and then literally pass out.” – Amanda Donohoe


683. “I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must be a vent.” – Henry Ward Beecher


684. “Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.” – Thomas Fuller


685. “The land afterward was cleared by oxen, the fallen trees stripped of their bark and cut for lumber that would be used in the construction of the villa, in which the women would live as servants, on whose property their daughters terraced the mountain for orange and lemon groves, where they could see to the east from the peak of Mount Terminus their sons raising swine in the valley below.” ― David Grand


686. “I’m no connoisseur of wines, but I know what’s bad.” ― Lynne Reid Banks


687. “Bad news isn’t wine. It doesn’t improve with age.” – Colin Powell


688. “We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.”


689. Beauty intoxicates the eyes, as wine does the body; both are morally fatal if indulged. John Godfrey Saxe


690. “Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.” – Napoleon Bonaparte


691. “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” — Plautus


692. “Most days I juggle everything quite well, on the other days there’s red wine.” -Author Unknown


693. Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.


694. “Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.” – Homer


695. “Well, you know, when you go into a restaurant, one of the scariest things is the wine list, so whenever I’m really feeling intimidated, I’ll just pick a wine type, like a Chianti or Brunello or a Burgundy, and I’ll pick a year that’s missing and ask for that one.” – Alton Brown


696. “What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes.” – Elizabeth Browning


697. “She’s a strong cup of black coffee in a world that is drunk on the cheap wine of shallow love.” –Unknown


698. Just like wine, better with time.


699. “Every empty bottle is filled with stories.” -Author Unknown


700. Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilised.


701. “A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.” – Tom Araya


702. “Nothing is so effective in keeping one young and full of lust as a discriminating palate thoroughly satisfied at least once a day.” – Angelo Pellegrini


703. “My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.” – Jonathan Swift


704. “I don’t do karaoke. I don’t dance, even at weddings. I’m the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.” — Ricky Gervais


705. “Man grows old like a wine and woman grows old as cheese. Old wines are so expensive you know”


706. “Compromises are for relationships, not wine.” – Sir Robert Scott Caywood


707. “People who want you in their lives, respect you whether you are grapes or fine wine.” ― Sanita Belgrave


708. Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. — Plautus


709. “Maybe it’s because I’m getting older, I’m finding enjoyment in things that stop time. Just the simple act of tasting a glass of wine is its own event. You’re not downing a glass of wine in the midst of doing something else.” – David Hyde Pierce


710. Age is just a number. It’s irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.


711. “So, I simply switched over to wine because it was not carbonated.” – Peter Steele


712. “One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”


713. “I love having wine with my meals. And if I splurge, I’m going to splurge big, because if I deny my cravings, it just ends up backfiring on me, you know?” – Rachel Nichols


714. “Wine is a peep-hole on a man.” – Alcaeus


715. “She remembered the day vividly, for how can you forget the day your heart is broken? The funny thing about a broken heart is that it’s not fatal. Though you wish in vain that it were, life continues on and you have no choice but to continue on with it. You take the hand that fate has dealt you and you press forward because there is nothing else that can be done.” —Tracy Winegar


716. I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn donuts into breakfast.


717. Settle down with a big glass of wine and a good book on your special day. You deserve it!


718. Love, like wine, gets better with time.


719. He who does not love women wine and song remains a fool his whole life long.


720. “Madame, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.” – Winston Churchill


721. Here’s to maturing like a fine wine. Happy 30th birthday!


722. “Best Friends Don’T Care If Your House Is Clean. They Care If You Have Wine.” — Unknown


723. Wine brings to light the hidden secrets of the soul – Horace


724. "Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk!”


725. “I love wines, except when I’m dieting.” – Raymond Burr


726. “I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.” – Carol Alt


727. “My dream date would be a hike through the woods followed by an outdoor picnic followed by a glass of wine at sunset. Heaven!”


728. His lips drink water


729. “Merry as good company, good wine, good welcome can make good people.” — Shakespear


730. Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.” – Rumi


731. “Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.” – M. F. K. Fisher


732. “Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination.” – Patrick Kavanagh


733. “I think wine is such a big universe that it’s kind of like food – it’s intimidating to a lot of people, myself included.” – Padma Lakshmi


734. “It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.” – Charles Baudelaire


735. “The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.” – Joe Bob Briggs


736. “I would say 95% of the time, because you just can’t remember your lines if you’re drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible.” – Thomas Haden Church


737. “Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.” —Steve Mirsky, author


738. “These are the best companions for an intelligent woman: a good book and a good glass of wine.” – Augusto Branco


739. “Sis, don’t worry about growing older. You’re like a fine wine that gets better with age. Happy birthday!”


740. All wines should be tasted. Some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle. – Paulo Coelho


741. “I wish you all the joy, happiness, laughter, good food and wine that you deserve on this day, and forever, friend. Happy Birthday.”


742. “Wine is incredibly sexy.” – Eric Trump


743. “I would say that a good shoe is exactly like a good wine. These shoes are going to stay and last for a long time.”


744. “We need a break… Let’s drive to the beach with sweats and a blanket. A little wine and a lot of conversation… Let’s take in the ocean views and sounds… and let the rest of the world do its thing without us for a little while.”


745. “'Never cook with a wine you wouldn’t drink,' he said. Though I guess that presupposes that there is a wine I wouldn’t drink.'” – Lev Grossman


746. “The discovery of good wine is increasingly better for mankind than the discovery of a new star.” – Leonardo da Vinci


747. “The best way to learn about wine is in the drinking.” – Alexis Lichine


748. Should say upfront that I have never been in a cellar in my life. In fact, I can see no reason why anyone should ever go into a cellar unless there is wine involved.


749. “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” – Louis Pasteur


750. “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin


751. “Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.” – Evelyn Waugh


752. Connoisseur


753. Nothing better than a poolside glass of wine


754. You still have outrageous charm and grace. Like fine wine, you get better with age. Just think of 80 as 8 perfect decades! Happy Birthday!


755. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.


756. Either give me more wine or leave me alone.


757. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.


758. Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder. - Aldous Huxley


759. Wine improves with age – the older I get, the better I like it.


760. Life is better when you have free-range chicken. And wine.


761. “There’s something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.” – D. L. Hughley


762. “his lips drink water


763. Age appears best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust and old authors to read.


764. “I make a concerted effort to go watch the sunset a few days a week, have a glass of wine, and take a moment to feel fortunate and grateful for the view and for my life.” ― Andi Dorfman


765. “The reality is that I’m making better wine than I thought I would. The whole process is simple but beautiful.” – Brian Schmidt


766. Wine is the answer. What was the question?


767. “Wine lovers have known for centuries that decanting wine before serving it often improves its flavor. Whatever the dominant process, the traditional decanter is a rather pathetic tool to accomplish it. A few years ago, I found I could get much better results by using an ordinary kitchen blender.” – Nathan Myhrvold


768. “What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes.” ― Elizabeth Barrett Browning


769. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemmingway


770. The only thing better than sitting down to a good meal is sitting down in the tub with a glass of wine and a bath bomb.


771. “More wine – Less whine” – Anonymous


772. “I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” ~ W.C. Fields


773. “I wonder how to turn water into wine. Happy thirsty Thursday.”


774. Elixir of Life


775. “May the celebrations of Thanksgiving fill your life with happiness and memories and your tummy with lots of good food and wine. Happy Thanksgiving to my boyfriend.”


776. “Wine is wont to show the mind of man.” – Theogenis


777. “Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.”


778. “Life's too short to drink cheap wine...” – Cliff Hakim


779. Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.


780. “At the end of the day, I let myself have a glass of wine.” – Jane Seymour


781. “When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.” – Aristophanes


782. “Friends and wine… the older, the better.”


783. “I prioritize in life. I like to work, I do TV shows, I do a lot of Iron Man training. I enjoy kicking back on a good night and drinking wine until I go to bed, and having fun with my friends. You just have to make time for it and keep it balanced.” — Joe Bastianich


784. “Not all who wander are lost. Sometimes they just can’t find their wine glass.”


785. “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” ― Joan Collins


786. “Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. I’m made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.”


787. [Brother/Sister], you’re like a fine wine: You’re only getting better with age. Cheers to a fantastic birthday!


788. “A meal without wine is like a day without sun.” – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


789. “Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.”


790. “I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” – Bridger Winegar


791. Wine is not just an object of pleasure, but an object of knowledge; and the pleasure depends on the knowledge. – Roger Scruton


792. “I prioritize in life. I like to work, I do TV shows, I do a lot of Iron Man training. I enjoy kicking back on a good night and drinking wine until I go to bed, and having fun with my friends. You just have to make time for it and keep it balanced.” – Joe Bastianich


793. You are like a fine wine, aged to perfection. Happy birthday!


794. Pour me some wine and slide on over.


795. “It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine” – Brian O’Donnell, Winemaker of Belle Pente


796. The only thing better than a good book is a good book with a glass of wine and some bubbles.


797. “Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” —Sarah Bernhardt


798. “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” – Louis Pasteur


799. “I’m like the wine. The older I get, the better I get.” – Zlatan Ibrahimovic


800. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald


801. Dear friend, let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.


802. Beer is made by men, wine by God.


803. “In dog wine, I’ve only had two glasses.”


804. I cannot play myself again/I should just be my own best friend– 'Tears Dry On Their Own' by Amy Winehouse


805. “Wine makes all things possible.” ~ George R. R. Martin


806. “It is a maudlin and indecent verity that comes out through the strength of wine.” – Joseph Conrad


807. “I’m like a fine wine. They don’t bring me out very much, but I am well preserved.” – Rose Kennedy


808. I only drink wine on days that end with a “y.”


809. The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth.


810. Let’s go wine tasting on the couch.


811. “Sunday is my day of rest....and by that I mean to finish the rest of my wine.” ~ Unknown


812. “You're still all over me like a wine-stained dress I can't wear anymore” - ‘Clean’


813. “Selling wine is all about sizing people up, and it takes a certain amount of chutzpah. The tableside bottle sell is a very funny thing – you take a look at the guy’s blazer, what kind of shoes he’s wearing, what kind of broad he’s with. Is he trying to be a hero?” – Joe Bastianich


814. “They are not long, the days of wine and roses.” – Ernest Dowson


815. “Wine is God’s special drink. The purpose of good wine is to inspire us to a livelier sense of gratitude to God.” — John Calvin


816. “Life is too short to drink bad wine.” -Author Unknown


817. “Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.” – Ludwig van Beethoven


818. “You’re like a fine wine, you keep getting better with age.”


819. “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.” ― Anonymous


820. With wine and hope, anything is possible.


821. At 36, you look so renewed and ready to take on life. Happy birthday, my love. You’ll always be my fine wine.


822. “I’m on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.” – Bam Margera


823. “Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.”


824. “Time, motion and wine cause sleep.” – Ovid


825. “So now Jim was the kite, the wild twine cut, and whatever wisdom was his taking him away from Will who could only run, earthbound, after one so high and dark silent and suddenly strange.”


826. “There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label.”~ Josh Stern


827. “Smile, there’s wine.”


828. Friendship is the wine of life. -Edward Young


829. “Don’t let anyone tell you what you ought to like… Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don’t appeal to me at all.” – John Cleese


830. “Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself.” -Basil Bunting


831. Rose is pink. Champagne is too. I really like wine, but I love you.


832. “Wine & friends are a great blend.”


833. “Drinking wine is like using magic: there’s always a price to pay.” ― Neel Burton


834. “Before I was born my mother was in great agony of spirit and in a tragic situation. She could take no food except iced oysters and champagne. If people ask me when I began to dance, I reply ‘In my mother’s womb, probably as a result of the oysters and Champagne.’” – Attributed to Isadora Duncan


835. “It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine” ― Brian O’Donnell


836. A step away, loneliness engulfs me like a furious fire. You showered me with so much love, I am intoxicated, yet I crave for more. Your love is sweeter than wine, and I’m so incomplete without you.


837. “Writing in my sixty-fourth year, I can truthfully say that since I reached the age of discretion I have consistently drunk more than most people would say is good for me. Nor did I regret it. Wine has been for me a firm friend and a wise counselor. Often…wine has shown me matters in their true perspective, and has, as though by the touch of a magic wand, reduced great disasters to small inconveniences. Wine has lit up for me the pages of literature and revealed in life romance lurking in the commonplace. Wine has made me bold but not foolish; has induced me to say silly things but not to do them.” – Duff Cooper


838. “Friendship’S The Wine Of Life.” — Edward Young


839. “I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get!” – Anonymous


840. “Your words are my food, your breath is my wine. You are everything to me.” – Sarah Bernhardt


841. “It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man’s desire. Indeed it will in a dull man.” — John Osborne


842. “You don’t do oysters and red wine together. That’s a no-no; you just don’t do that. I love a nice white wine with oysters.” – Grace Jones


843. I’ve learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I’m on my third glass of wine.


844. Save water, drink wine!


845. Sis, I wish you every comfort and happiness in your life. May your birthday be filled with lots of cake, wine, and things that sparkle as much as you do. Happy birthday!


846. “Happiness is a well-stocked wine cabinet and a closet full of shoes.”


847. “Motherhood: Powered by love. Sustained by wine.”


848. A good day starts with good coffee, and ends with good wine.


849. “Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.” – Fran Lebowitz


850. “I want to start a book club. But instead of reading books, we trash talk and drink wine.” – Tanya Masse


851. “I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” —W.C. Fields


852. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”- Rumi


853. “Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.” — Sarah Bernhardt


854. You’re what beauty and brain intertwined. Plus, you’re so cool to stay with, and I planned to do so throughout my whole life. Happy friendship day, beautiful.


855. “Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” – Benjamin Franklin


856. What wine goes with Captain Crunch?


857. If food is the body of good living, wine is its soul. – Clifton Fadiman


858. “I find friendship to be like wine, raw when new, ripened with age, the true old man’s milk and restorative cordial.” – Thomas Jefferson


859. “Age appears best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust and old authors to read.” – Francis Bacon


860. Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others.


861. “If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.” – Sandra Byrd


862. “I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.” – Nigella Lawson


863. “It’s a real player move to take a girl wine-tasting on a date – she’ll like that.” – Big Sean


864. Whole Bottle


865. “I made a mental note to watch which bottle became empty soonest, sometimes a more telling evaluation system than any other.” – Gerald Asher


866. “Perfectionism is intertwined with your sense of self and is often about attempting to correct or deal with a feeling of not being good enough – something many imposters can identify with.” – Dr Jessamy Hibberd


867. “I’m not afraid to call a wine that tastes like Skittles or green peppers mixed with orange marmalade. I’ll say, ‘It tastes like chicken.’ I mean, that’s not what people think of when they think of wine, but that’s what it tastes like to me and it hits home.” – Gary Vaynerchuk


868. Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature. — Donatella in Letters to Juliet


869. “Wine has been with civilized man from the beginning.” – Robert Mondavi


870. “Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.” – Madeline Puckette


871. Oh wine. The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.


872. I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines. -Oliver Goldsmith, The Vicar of Wakefield.


873. “The only thing I can cook is white soup; the only ingredient is white wine.” – Uknown


874. Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. – Pope John XXIII


875. Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares. – Ralph Waldo Emerson


876. Better With Time


877. “Wine rejoices the heart of man, and joy is the mother of all virtues.” – Johann


878. “What wine goes with Captain Crunch?” – George Carlin


879. “No matter what has happened, no matter what you’ve done, no matter what you will do, I will always love you. I swear.” — C.J. Redwine


880. “An empty bottle of wine is better than a filled one. It shows achievement.” – Unknown


881. You can’t beat a hot, relaxing bath with a good book and a glass of wine.


882. Ways to my heart: 1. Buy me wine 2. Pour me wine 3. Be wine


883. “One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.” – Samuel Johnson


884. “Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.” — Henry Fielding


885. You are my laughter and my light, I love you more than coffee & wine! Happy Birthday to our sweetheart!!


886. Don’t go chasing rainbows. Go chasing wine 🥂🍷


887. “Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath, and a glass of wine,” Saint Thomas Aquinas


888. “One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.” – Charles Baudelaire


889. Rosé is pink. Champagne is too. I really like wine, but I love you.


890. Fine print. This creative yet adorably nerdy pregnancy announcement idea brings some humor into the process. You’ll need to create a custom-made label for something you’d like to give to your partner, friends, and family. Some ideas include candles, bottles of wine, or chocolate bars. The name of your item should be “Always Read the Fine Print,” and the fine print on the label is where you reveal the surprise!


891. “Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.” –Aristophanes


892. Remember when we thought wine was so sophisticated? Now it's the only thing people our age drink.


893. “‘Novinophobia’ – The fear of running out of wine.” -Author Unknown


894. “You are like a fine wine; you keep getting better with age. You’re not old; you’re just well seasoned. You are just like cold fries that are over-salted.”


895. “I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.”


896. “The way our fingers intertwine feels so natural and right; as if our hands hold memories of meeting in a thousand other lifetimes.” ― John Mark Green


897. it’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine … it’s summertime!


898. “According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.”


899. “Drink freely the wine life offers you and don't worry how much you spill.” – Marty Rubin


900. Now that I have opened that bottle of memories they’re pouring out like wine, crimson and bittersweet. . ― Ellen Hopkins. Now that I have opened that bottle of memories they’re pouring out like wine, crimson and bittersweet. . ― Ellen Hopkins


901. “Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.” – Logan Pearsall Smith


902. “When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.” – Amy Lowell


903. “High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.” – Mark Twain


904. “Very good wine was bought at ten pounds per pipe, the contract price; but the superior quality was fifteen pounds; and some of this was not much inferior to the best London Madeira.” – William Bligh


905. “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”

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