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900 Best Funny Car Quotes For People Who Love Cars (2023)

1. “A doctor is not a mechanic. A car doesn’t react with a mechanic, but a human being does.” —Randa Haines

2. My car has a handsome driver

3. All I care about is cars.

4. Buy a Jeep, they said. Best car around they said. They are absolutely right

5. “Jeep is the perfect car for running away from your problems. And it’s also the perfect car for running towards your dreams.”

6. “I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you play the stereo at max volume, it’s almost like the other people can’t see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.” ― Chuck Klosterman

7. “If there isn’t a parking space out front or I can’t see my car from the window, we’re eating somewhere else.”

8. “We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are.” — James Woolsey

9. “The way I drive and handle a car is an expression of my inner feelings.” — Lewis Hamilton

10. “Never have more children than you have car windows.” ~Erma Bombeckracecars

11. “The problem with traffic is that the people of today are driving the cars of tomorrow on the roads of yesterday.” – Bob Talbert

12. To be an irreplaceable car must possess a quality that never goes out of style.

13. “Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.” —Enzo Ferrari

14. “A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up.” ~Florence Griffith Joynerauto insurance quotes for cars and car drifting in picture

15. It’s not just a car, it’s an experience.