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300 Funny Cinco De Mayo Quotes To Celebrate (2023)

1. “Taco ‘bout a fun day!”


2. “Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.” (Heather Brewer)


3. “Holy guacamole, it’s Cinco de Mayo!” — Anonymous


4. “How are you going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo this year?” — Anonymous


5. “Cinco de Mayo is an important day. The Mexicans had to defend themselves from the French. It is historically significant, but it is not Mexican Independence Day.” (Kuno Becker)


6. “There is much to celebrate.”


7. “How are you going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo this year?”


8. “Don’t taco my vibe.”


9. Eat more tacos!”


10. “Without caring about the size of a city or town where women and men are born, they are finally the size of their work, the size of the willingness to get bigger and richen their brothers.”


11. “Cinco de Mayo is going to guac your world!” — Anonymous


12. “Cinco de Mayo has come to represent a celebration of the contributions that Mexican Americans and all Hispanics have made to America.” – Joe Baca


13. Don’t try to be anyone else. Don’t try to emulate what someone is doing. Play to your strengths. Even if you see someone onstage that is killing it, don’t try to do what they’re doing. Just keep doing you. ” – Anjelah Johnson


14. “It was said that we were inferior, that we couldn’t do it, that we always lost and that we couldn’t defend our country. On May 5, 1982, the Mexican army proved that that wasn’t true. The national is covered in glory!


15. “I don’t drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it’s known in Mexico: ‘food. ’” – Craig Ferguson


16. “Let’s gather for a shockingly disrespectful homage to Mexican culture. ”


17. “When it’s done properly, taco should be a verb.” (Jonathan Gold)


18. “Cinco de Mayo is going to guac your world!”


19. “Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori (It is sweet and proper to die for one’s country)” — Willa Cather


20. “Have a fantas-taco day!


21. It’s 5:00, which means it’s guactail hour!


22. “I don’t want flowers. Only tacos, please.”


23. “Se dijo que éramos inferiores, que no podíamos, que siempre éramos vencidos y que no podríamos defender nuestra patria y un 5 de mayo en Puebla en 1982, el ejército mexicano demostró que no es así. Las armas nacionales se han cubierto de gloria!”


24. “Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.”


25. “Happy Cinco de Mayo and seis de hangover.”


26. “Land and freedom.”


27. “Dying is nothing when you die for your homeland.”


28. Honor, also, to the citizen who cares for his brother in the field and serves, as he best can, the same cause. ” – Abraham Lincoln


29. “The best time to celebrat is whenever you can.”


30. “Fiesta like there’s no mañana. ”


31. “If this country wants to elect someone with no political experience who is racially insensitive and golfs... In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.” (George Lopez)


32. “Respect for the rights of others means peace” -Benito Juarez


33. “Wishing a colorful, fun, and festive Cinco de Mayo to all my amigos!”


34. Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday


35. Lean with it, guac with it!


36. “Every kiss begins with queso. ”


37. “Life should not only be lived it should be celebrated!”


38. “Ask a random focus group which is better—Cinco de Mayo or St. Patrick’s—and overwhelmingly, unless they’re made up of people who are at least part Irish, they’re gonna go for Cinco de Mayo.”


39. I’ve got a bad queso loving you


40. “No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?” (Richelle Mead)


41. Don’t tequila my vibe


42. “Wishing you a wonderful Cinco de Mayo”


43. “Find the person that cherishes you as much as you love tacos.” (Carlos Wallace)


44. Drinko de Mayo


45. “They calling they getting the dial tone, We party like Cinco de Mayo. ” — Mak11, Cinco de Mayo


46. “Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.” (David Letterman)


47. “Respect for the rights of others means peace. ” — Benito Juarez


48. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” (The Office)


49. “In 2010, Assistant Principal Miguel Rodriguez of Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, California, sent home five white students who were wearing American-flag clothing on Cinco de Mayo. ” — Jared Taylor


50. “Keep calm and get your Cinco de Mayo on!”


51. I’m a taco-a-holic


52. “Pardon is for criminals and not for defenders of a country.”


53. Taco ‘bout a fun day!


54. “I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they’d say, ‘What are you, a poet? You’re next’.” – Sandra Cisneros


55. “Taccos, lime, and sunshine.”


56. “Hay que quitarse la actitud de que los mexicanos no podemos ser los mejores del mundo. ” María Elena Morera


57. “This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!” (Lisi Harrison)


58. “True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else. ” — Clarence Darrow


59. “Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.” (Jimmy Fallon)


60. “In queso you didn’t know, I love Cinco de Mayo!” — Anonymous


61. I’m the most taco-tive person here


62. It’s Cinco de Mayo, taco dirty to me


63. “Bring on the fiesta.”


64. “Homeland is first”


65. “You are the chips to my salsa this Cinco de Mayo.”


66. “If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type. ”


67. “A true Mexican doesn’t forget his roots, nor his culture.” – Unknown


68. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it’s known in Mexico: ‘food. ” – Craig Ferguson


69. Happy Cinco de Drinko


70. Let’s taco ‘bout Cinco de Mayo!


71. “A little fiesta never hurt anybody.”


72. “It is Cinco de Mayo. Just in queso you didn’t know.”


73. “Taco chance on me this Cinco de Mayo.”


74. “If you don’t like tacos, I am a nacho type.”


75. You’re the chips to my salsa this Cinco de Mayo


76. “Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don’t know what that means, maybe you’re a little out of touch – or maybe you’re the governor of Arizona. ” — Craig Ferguson


77. “It’s Cinco de Mayo today; clap your hands and shout Olé!” – The Kiboomers, Cinco De Mayo


78. “Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone Enjoy!”


79. “I am taco-a-holic. Happy Cinco de Mayo.”


80. “You guac my world. ”


81. “Happy Cinco de Mayo! It’s a holiday that is as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center’s Mexican food pavilion.” (Conan O’Brien)


82. “The fun never stops with Cinco de Mayo.”


83. “Various holiday parties, end of film parties, the annual car show, the paper airplane contest, Cinco de Mayo festivities, and the summer barbecue. ” — Anonymous


84. “Lettuce enjoy some tacos. Happy Cinco de Mayo.”


85. Will you be my bae-ritto?


86. “Latinos have fought in all of America’s wars, beginning with the Revolutionary War. Many Latinos are fighting and dying for our country today in Iraq, just as several of their ancestors fought for freedom in Mexico over a century ago. ” — Joe Baca


87. However, 2,000 men were brought together to battle the French, and they won! The victory was not decisive, but it represented the fact that even though the French were many and well-outfitted, the Mexican forces stood a chance


88. “Have a Mexellent Cinco de Mayo. ”


89. The Mexicans had to defend themselves from the French. It is historically significant, but it is not Mexican Independence Day. ” – Kuno Becker


90. “Fiesta all day, siesta all night.”


91. Don’t hit guac bottom!


92. Want to taco walk on the wild side this Cinco de Mayo?


93. “Freedom is when the people can speak, democracy is when the government listens.” — Alastair Farrugia


94. “Let’s taco about fiesta.”


95. Around 70,000 visitors are expected at this year's OMR Festival in Hamburg. It is one of the largest marketing and digital conferences in Europe. Photo: Marcus Brandt/dpa (Photo by Marcus Brandt/picture alliance via Getty Images)


96. “Keep calm and enjoy Cinco de Mayo.”


97. “I will eat all the Mexican food at Cinco de Mayo.”


98. “Taco ’bout a fun day!”


99. “Cinco de Mayo has come to represent a celebration of the contributions that Mexican Americans and all Hispanics have made to America. ” — Joe Baca


100. “What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand.” (Mariana Zapata)


101. “¡Seamos realistas, pidamos lo imposible!”


102. “Let’s get smashed.”


103. “The enemies of the country and of freedom of the people have always denounced as bandits those who sacrifice themselves for the noble causes of the people. ” -Emiliano Zapata


104. “Happy Tacco Day!”


105. “Let’s party like it is Cinco de Mayo.”


106. “If not for me...clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.” (Richelle Mead)


107. “Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don’t know what that means, maybe you are a little out of touch, or maybe you are the governor of Arizona.” (Craig Ferguson)


108. “Life is a party, dress like it.” (Audrey Hepburn)


109. “Mexcellent” party, wouldn’t you say?


110. “I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'” (Craig Ferguson)


111. “Men are nothing, principles are everything. ”- Benito Juarez


112. “I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.” (Jon Tester)


113. “Every year, thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico's Independence Day” (Joe Baca)


114. “A full stomach means a happy heart. Happy Cinco de Mayo!”


115. “Cinco de Mayo is historically significant, but it is not Mexican Independence Day. ” — Kuno Becker


116. “Every year, thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico’s Independence Day. ” — Joe Baca


117. “I rather not Taco ’bout my weakness for Cinco de Mayo.”


118. How are you going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo this year?


119. If you don’t know what that means, maybe you’re a little out of touch – or maybe you’re the governor of Arizona. ” – Craig Ferguson


120. “San Francisco celebrates diversity with cash. In 1999, the Cinco de Mayo Carnival and Parade got $162,500.” – Jared Taylor


121. “Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.” (Tom Robbins)


122. “San Francisco celebrates diversity with cash. In 1999, the Cinco de Mayo Carnival and Parade got $162,500. ” — Jared Taylor


123. “Every kiss begins with queso.”


124. “Tierra y libertad” -Emiliano Zapata


125. “Cuando el pueblo salta sus barreras, casi ningún esfuerzo es bastante poderoso para detenerlo. ” – Guadalupe Victoria


126. “Enjoy Cinco de Mayo 2023.”


127. “You have guac to be kidding me. ”


128. “If there is no justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government. ” -Emiliano Zapata


129. Avaocado crush on you!


130. “If you’re going to win a battle, you have to do something. You have to make sure your mind controls your body. Never let your body tell your mind what to do. The body is never tired if the mind isn’t tired.


131. Taco chance on me this Cinco de Mayo


132. “I’m in a serious relation-chip with Cinco de Mayo!” — Anonymous


133. “I don’t eat fast food often, but I love tacos.” (Ken Baumann)


134. My favorite game is tic-taco-toe!


135. “No time to siesta, it is time to fiesta.”


136. “Cinco de Mayo is boring, said no Juan ever.”


137. “The milk of kindness flows through my body, I shall follow Jesus to the Taco Bell and give thanks.” (Aretha Franklin)


138. “We need to get rid of the attitude that us Mexicans can’t be the best in the world.”


139. “But when I grew up and started going to San Diego and started drinking margaritas, that’s when Cinco de Mayo celebrations started for me. ” — Marcela Valladolid


140. Chip, chip horray!


141. “Cinco de Mayo has come to represent a celebration of the contributions that Mexican Americans and all Hispanics have made to America.” (Joe Baca)


142. “They may have heard of Cinco de Mayo or Chinese New Year, but unless they have lived abroad or have studied foreign affairs, the white inhabitants of Los Angeles are likely to have only the most superficial knowledge of Mexico or China despite the presence of many foreigners. ” — Jared Taylor


143. “Think of a taco and remain happy.”


144. “Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. ”


145. “Life is all about chips and Cinco de Mayo.”


146. “Taco chance on me this Cinco de Mayo. ”


147. Cinco de Mayo is all about rocking out with your guac out!


148. “I love our friend-chip! Happy Cinco de Mayo. ” — Anonymous


149. “Happy Cinco de Mayo! It’s a holiday that’s as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center’s Mexican food pavilion. ” — Conan O’Brien


150. Patrick’s, and overwhelmingly, unless they’re made up of people who are at least part Irish, they’re gonna go for Cinco de Mayo. ” – A. D. Aliwat. Patrick’s, and overwhelmingly, unless they’re made up of people who are at least part Irish, they’re gonna go for Cinco de Mayo. ” – A. D. Aliwat


151. I love our friend-chip! Happy Cinco de Mayo


152. “Cinco de Mayo is an enchanting experience!”


153. “Cinco de Mayo is historically significant, but it is not Mexican Independence Day.” – Kuno Becker


154. “It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.” – Emiliano Zapata


155. “Every year thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico’s Independence Day.” – Joe Baca


156. Friends don’t let friends go taco-less


157. Taco-operate with me, it’s Cinco de Mayo!


158. “We are here to shell-ebrate cinco de mayo!”


159. Life’s a fiesta, especially on May 5


160. “Happy Cinco de Mayo! It’s a holiday that’s as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center’s Mexican food pavilion.” – Conan O’Brien


161. “Dulcis amor patriae (Sweet is the love of one’s country). ” — Willa Cather


162. “I don’t drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it’s known in Mexico: ‘food.’” – Craig Ferguson


163. “It is Fiesta time!”


164. “Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico. ”


165. “Don’t burrito your head in the sand.”


166. “Respect for the rights of others means peace.” — Benito Juarez


167. “What if millions of white Americans were pouring across the border into Mexico, taking over parts of cities, speaking English rather than Spanish, celebrating the Fourth of July rather than Cinco de Mayo? — Jared Taylor


168. “I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they'd say, "What are you, a poet? You're next".” (Sandra Cisneros)


169. “Ducit amor patriae (The love of country leads me). ” — Willa Cather


170. “Cinco de Mayo is an important day. The Mexicans had to defend themselves from the French. ” — Kuno Becker


171. “So, after a while, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.” (Rick Derringer)


172. “Fiesta, sleep, repeat.”


173. “They said wearing red, white, and blue on Cinco de Mayo was an insult to Hispanics.” – Jared Taylor


174. “Cinco de Mayo can be celebrated any day!”


175. “La Patria es primero. ” – Vicente Guerrero


176. “La fiesta me llama.”


177. “I turn up like Cinco de Mayo. ” — Jahfi AMT, Cabo


178. “Mexican culture is very colorful, very vibrant.” – Thalia


179. Birds of a feather guac together


180. “What else is there for the rich to do, if not to relieve the poor of their misery. ” – Pancho Villa


181. “Cinco de Mayo my happy place.”


182. “Have a Mexellent Cinco de Mayo. ” — Anonymous


183. “The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman. ” — Willa Cather


184. “Soy muy mexicano, no tiene remedio. En donde he estado, lo que me alimenta es México. ” – Rufino Tamayo


185. “Happy Cinco de Drinko. ” — Anonymous


186. It means talking to and spending time with kids not like them so that they may discover those kids are in fact just like them. ” – John Ridley


187. “Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lime. ”


188. “Cinco de Mayo is a fantastic fiesta.”


189. Don’t worry, taco your time!


190. “I love our friend-chip! Happy Cinco de Mayo.”


191. Cinco de Mayo Quotes Graphic Funny


192. You have guac to be kidding me!


193. “I am not an educated man. I never had an opportunity to learn anything except how to fight. ” Pancho Villa


194. “Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity.”


195. “The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman. ” -Willa Cather


196. “I am very Mexican, and for that there is no cure. Where I have been and what feeds me is Mexico.”


197. “I stay lit just like Cinco De Mayo. ” — Joker, MZH


198. Have a specu-taco-ular Cinco de Mayo!


199. “I had to learn quick because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they’d say, “What are you, a poet? You’re next”. ” — Sandra Cisneros


200. “Patriotism on the battlefield consists of getting the other disgraceful to die for his country before he gets you to die for yours.”


201. “It’s nacho problem. ”


202. “Fiesta like there is no manana.”


203. “Let’s burrito the hatchet on Cinco de Mayo. ” — Anonymous


204. “I wandered over to the adobe birthplace of Ignacio Seguin Zaragoza, whose father was posted at the garrison in the early 1800s. Zaragoza went on to become a national hero in Mexico, leading a reformist revolt against Santa Anna and defeat- ing an invading French force on May 5, 1862, the date celebrated as Cinco de Mayo.


205. “My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.” (Janet Evanovich)


206. “Life is a fiesta, especially on May 5th.”


207. “For children, diversity needs to be real and not merely relegated to learning the names of the usual suspects during Black History Month or enjoying south-of-the-border cuisine on Cinco de Mayo. It means talking to and spending time with kids not like them so that they may discover those kids are, in fact, just like them. ” — John Ridley


208. “Holy Guacamole! It is fiesta time!”


209. “Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don’t know what that means, maybe you’re a little out of touch or maybe you’re the governor of Arizona.” – Craig Ferguson


210. “People ask me all the time, ‘What do you do for Cinco de Mayo?’” — Marcela Valladolid


211. “Taco-operate with me, it is Cinco de Mayo!”


212. “Mejor morir de pie que vivir toda la vida arrodillado. ” -Emiliano Zapata


213. “Morir es nada cuando por la patria se muere. ” José María Morelos y Pavón


214. “Since it is May 5th and I’m on a diet, I’ll take the Cinco but hold de Mayo.” – Dan Adam


215. “The land belongs to those who work it with their hands. ” -Emiliano Zapata


216. “Let us trust that all Mexicans, taught by the prolonged and painful experience of the calamities of war, will cooperate in the future for the wellbeing and the prosperity of the nation, which can only be obtained through an undoubted respect for the law and an obedience to the authorities elected by the people. ” – Benito Juarez


217. “Life is one big Cinco de Mayo.”


218. “Since it is May 5th and I’m on a diet, I’ll take the Cinco but hold de Mayo. ” — Dan Adam


219. Survivor comes from saying you barely made it and you’re a victim. I am triumphant. I’m not a survivor. ” – Carlos Santana. Survivor comes from saying you barely made it and you’re a victim. I am triumphant. I’m not a survivor. ” – Carlos Santana


220. Cinco de Mayo is going to guac your world!


221. “Let’s all calm down and celebrate Cinco de Mayo.”


222. “El patriotismo en el campo de batalla consiste en conseguir que otro desgraciado muera por su país antes de que consiga que tu mueras por el tuyo. ”


223. “Si va a ganar alguna batalla, tiene que hacer una cosa. Tiene que hacer que la mente mande al cuerpo. Nunca deje que el cuerpo diga a la mente qué hacer … el cuerpo nunca está cansado si la mente no está cansada. ”. “Si va a ganar alguna batalla, tiene que hacer una cosa. Tiene que hacer que la mente mande al cuerpo. Nunca deje que el cuerpo diga a la mente qué hacer … el cuerpo nunca está cansado si la mente no está cansada. ”


224. “I don’t drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it’s known in Mexico: food. ” — Craig Ferguson


225. On Cinco de Mayo, it’s important to take time to appreciate our rich heritage. ” – Wendy Carrillo


226. “I turn up like Cinco de Mayo.” – Jahfi AMT, Cabo


227. “Let the fiesta begin.”


228. “Someone recently played me 'Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell'... That should be my theme song.” (Dhani Harrison)


229. “Life is short. Eat more tacos!”


230. “ Cinco de Mayo is boring…said no Juan ever”


231. “Everything goes better with tacos.” (Rachel Caine)


232. “Taco bout a party”


233. “When life gives you avocados, make guacamole! Happy Cinco de Mayo!”


234. “Tequila for everyone!” – said no Juan ever.


235. “Tequila shots to the dome, like it’s Cinco de Mayo. ” — Ragin Rose, Cinco de Mayo


236. “Party like it is a fiesta.”


237. “Cinco de Mayo is boring, said no Juan ever. ” — Anonymous


238. “Want to taco walk on the wild side this Cinco de Mayo?”


239. Fiesta all day, siesta all night


240. “When the town hurdles the barriers, there is almost no force strong enough to stop it.”


241. “Cinco de Mayo – we were off school, and we saw some people looking like they were having a party. And we had a little bit too much time on our hands, and so we figured, as kids, a great idea would be to throw some things over the fence and hit all these people with stuff, like eggs and everything. ” — Mahershala Ali


242. “I’m in a serious relation-chip with Cinco de Mayo!”


243. “Honor to the soldier, and Sailor everywhere, who bravely bears his country’s cause. Honor also to the citizen who cares for his brother in the field, and serves, as he best can, the same cause. ” — Abraham Lincoln


244. “The government has a sacred duty to address the nation and make it listen to the voice of its greatest rights and interests. ” Benito Juarez


245. Have a Mexellent Cinco de Mayo


246. “Let’s burrito the hatchet on Cinco de Mayo.”


247. If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type


248. Don’t burrito your head in the sand


249. “I could write prophetically about how perfect the taco is.” (Ken Baumann)


250. “The U. S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit upholds a California school’s ban on wearing American flag T-shirts so as not to upset Mexican immigrants celebrating Cinco de Mayo. ” — Ann Coulter. “The U. S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit upholds a California school’s ban on wearing American flag T-shirts so as not to upset Mexican immigrants celebrating Cinco de Mayo. ” — Ann Coulter


251. Have a fantas-taco day!


252. “Freedom for me is the sacred right to think … education is the fundamental part of social happiness: it is the principle on which liberty rests, and the growth of all towns. ” Benito Juarez


253. “Have a specu-taco-ular Cinco de Mayo!”


254. “It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. ” — Emiliano Zapata


255. “Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall. ”


256. “Let’s taco ’bout Cinco de Mayo!”


257. “Have a Mexellent Cinco de Mayo.”


258. What’s up guac?


259. “Ask a random focus group which is better, Cinco de Mayo or St. Patrick’s, and overwhelmingly, unless they’re made up of people who are at least part Irish, they’re gonna go for Cinco de Mayo. ” — A. D. Aliwat


260. “It is Ok, guacamole. I’m extra too.”


261. Life’s short. Eat more tacos!


262. “I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo is always a no-brainer. ” — Rachel Hollis


263. “Every year thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico’s Independence day.”


264. “All you need is a fiesta!”


265. Let’s burrito the hatchet on Cinco de Mayo


266. “Cinco de Mayo is about burritos and taccos.”


267. “You should live life just like Cinco de Mayo.”


268. “Life is a party, dress like it.” – Audrey Hepburn


269. Shake your maracas


270. “I love our friend-chip! Happy Cinco de Mayo. ”


271. “American cheese is the perfect soft taco.” (Wylie Dufresne)


272. “Happy Cinco de Mayo 2023.”


273. “Freedom is when the people can speak, democracy is when the government listens. ” — Alastair Farrugia


274. “Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday, immigrants said, ‘You know what, we’re good. We’re gonna head back now. We had enough. ’” — Jimmy Fallon


275. Fiesta like there’s no mañana


276. My part as a Hispanic. My part as a woman. As an American. I enjoy it. I think everybody should be civically engaged in a level that will affect policy. That’s the point. That’s how our government is set up. ” – Eva Longoria


277. Many Latinos are fighting and dying for our country today in Iraq, just as several of their ancestors fought for freedom in Mexico over a century ago. ” – Joe Baca


278. “You had me at tacos.”


279. “But when I grew up and started going to San Diego and started drinking margaritas, that’s when Cinco de Mayo celebrations started for me.” – Marcela Valladolid


280. “Cinco de Mayo blowout, denial It wasn’t fun this time, letting you go. ” — Liz Phair, Cinco de Mayo


281. “I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo is always a no-brainer.” – Rachel Hollis


282. Learn as if you were to live forever. ” – Mahatma Gandhi


283. “It’s important to celebrate your culture and not let anyone tell you what you should do.” – Becky G


284. Eskimos love to eat brrr-itos on Cinco de Mayo


285. Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lime


286. I’m in a serious relation-chip with Cinco de Mayo!


287. When life gives you avocados, make guacamole!


288. “Let’s be realist, let’s ask for the impossible!”


289. “True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else. ” -Clarence Darow


290. “Cinco de Mayo is an important day. The Mexicans had to defend themselves from the French. It is historically significant, but it is not Mexican Independence Day.” – Kuno Becker


291. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday, immigrants said, ‘You know what, we’re good. We’re gonna head back now. We had enough. ’” — Jimmy Fallon


292. In queso you didn’t know, I love Cinco de Mayo!


293. You are burrito-ful!


294. “In queso you didn’t know, I love Cinco de Mayo!”


295. “I’m a taco-a-holic. ”


296. “There is something magnificent in having a country to love. ” -James Russell Lowell


297. “The only bad taco is the one you didn’t eat.”


298. “Life is a fiesta.”


299. “You are burrito-ful!”


300. “They said wearing red, white, and blue on Cinco de Mayo was an insult to Hispanics. ” — Jared Taylor


301. “As a son of the people, I could never forget that my only goal should be their greater prosperity. ” -Benito Juarez


302. “It’s better to die standing than to live your whole life kneeling.”


303. “Let’s Taco Bout. Happy Cinco de Mayo!”


304. “Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.” – David Letterman


305. “For children, diversity needs to be real and not merely relegated to learning the names of the usual suspects during Black History Month or enjoying south-of-the-border cuisine on Cinco de Mayo. It means talking to and spending time with kids not like them so that they may discover those kids are in fact just like them.” – John Ridley


306. “Cinco de Mayo is an important day. The Mexicans had to defend themselves from the French.” – Kuno Becker


307. You’re a chip off the ol’ guac!


308. “El Indulto es para los criminales, no para los defensores de la patria”. -Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla


309. Holy guacamole, it’s Cinco de Mayo!


310. “I didn't think of what I was doing as political. To me, it was a way to make the best out of what I liked to do privately, which was to dress up.” (Cindy Sherman)


311. “It’s Cinco de Mayo today; clap your hands and shout Olé!” — The Kiboomers, Cinco De Mayo


312. This day of pride and celebration for Mexican Americans has been embraced by Americans of all backgrounds as a tribute to our deep historical, cultural and economic ties to Mexico. It is an opportunity to recognize the many ways in which Mexican Americans enrich the country with their culture. ” – Hillary Clinton


313. “Cinco de Mayo has come to represent a celebration of the contributions that Mexican Americans and all Hispanics have made to America” – Joe Baca


314. “Cino de Mayo is all about rocking out with your guac out!”


315. Cinco de Mayo is boring. . . said no Juan ever. Cinco de Mayo is boring. . . said no Juan ever


316. “Sin importar el tamaño de la ciudad o pueblo en donde nacen los hombres o las mujeres, ellos son finalmente del tamaño de su obra, del tamaño de su voluntad de engrandecer y enriquecer a sus hermanos. ” -Ignacio Allende

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