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500 Best Funny Fishing Quotes And Captions For Instagram (2023)

1. Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and there will be bait in the fridge.


2. “So long, and thanks for all the fish,” – Douglas Adams.


3. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. – Scott Adams


4. Daily agenda: Fishing.


5. "Life and fishing are very similar, you never know what's at the end of the line." -David Humphries


6. “Somebody behind you, while you are fishing, is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.” – Ernest Hemingway


7. “A woman, who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn’t know what a patient man she married!” Author Unknown.


8. I’m trying my best, but I keep floundering!


9. “Most fishermen swiftly learn that it’s a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn’t trust with your wife.” – John Voelker


10. Fish tremble before me!


11. Some people wait an entire lifetime for the perfect fishing buddy. I'm raising mine.


12. There are a million fish in the sea, but I’m a mermaid.


13. “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid.” – Albert Einstein


14. Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. – Karl Marx


15. I'm a reel expert. I can tackle anything.