500 Best Funny Fishing Quotes And Captions For Instagram (2023)

1. Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and there will be bait in the fridge.

2. “So long, and thanks for all the fish,” – Douglas Adams.

3. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. – Scott Adams

4. Daily agenda: Fishing.

5. "Life and fishing are very similar, you never know what's at the end of the line." -David Humphries

6. “Somebody behind you, while you are fishing, is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.” – Ernest Hemingway

7. “A woman, who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn’t know what a patient man she married!” Author Unknown.

8. I’m trying my best, but I keep floundering!

9. “Most fishermen swiftly learn that it’s a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn’t trust with your wife.” – John Voelker

10. Fish tremble before me!

11. Some people wait an entire lifetime for the perfect fishing buddy. I'm raising mine.

12. There are a million fish in the sea, but I’m a mermaid.

13. “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid.” – Albert Einstein

14. Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. – Karl Marx

15. I'm a reel expert. I can tackle anything.