Jonno White
500 Best Funny Fishing Quotes And Captions For Instagram (2023)
1. Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and there will be bait in the fridge.
2. “So long, and thanks for all the fish,” – Douglas Adams.
3. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. – Scott Adams
4. Daily agenda: Fishing.
5. "Life and fishing are very similar, you never know what's at the end of the line." -David Humphries
6. “Somebody behind you, while you are fishing, is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.” – Ernest Hemingway
7. “A woman, who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn’t know what a patient man she married!” Author Unknown.
8. I’m trying my best, but I keep floundering!
9. “Most fishermen swiftly learn that it’s a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn’t trust with your wife.” – John Voelker
10. Fish tremble before me!
11. Some people wait an entire lifetime for the perfect fishing buddy. I'm raising mine.
12. There are a million fish in the sea, but I’m a mermaid.
13. “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid.” – Albert Einstein
14. Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. – Karl Marx
15. I'm a reel expert. I can tackle anything.