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1,000 Funny Fishing Quotes and Instagram Captions (2023)

1. This big fish has us reeling!


2. Catch of the day!


3. Life and fishing are very similar, you never know what’s at the end of the line.


4. Head out before the sunrise


5. “Fishing is the perfect way to disconnect and reconnect.”


6. Fishing days = best days.


7. “Fishing: where the only thing sweeter than the bait is the memories made.”


8. That’s a moray!


9. “There’s always time for one more cast.” – Routinely Nomadic


10. The only way to catch a fish is by going fishing.


11. Life is simple, just add water


12. “Where there’s water, there’s a chance.”


13. “Fishing: where you can be your truest self and catch some fish while you’re at it.”


14. Trust me, I’m a sturgeon


15. “Fishing: it’s not just a hobby, it’s a state of mind.”


16. “Reel girls fish.”


17. Fishing is the second oldest profession in the world. The first being panhandling.


18. Capturing the perfect moment is a lot easier when you’re fishing with a friend that takes it all in stride.


19. Are you for reel?


20. Stop clownfish-ing around!


21. Tag your friends in the caption to get a chance of winning


22. The best kind of fishing is the kind where you don’t have to keep up with your line.


23. I’ll be tuna-ing in tonight for my favorite show


24. Happy to be by your side, but we’re still hitting them hard.


25. “Fishing is my passion, my escape from the chaos of the world.”


26. Solid goldfish


27. “The ultimate stress relief: fishing.”


28. Fishing is not the only way to catch a fish.


29. “The fish are biting, and so am I.”


30. The only way to catch a fish is by using bait. Not just any bait, but the right one.


31. No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.


32. “If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.” – Sparse Grey Hackle AKA Alfred W. Miller


33. “Sharing the fun of fishing turns strangers into friends in a few hours.” – Eugene Clark


34. In my happy place!


35. Sometimes, you just gotta let ‘er rip.


36. It’s a beautiful day to fish, but if you don’t catch anything, it’s still a beautiful day.


37. “Most of the world is covered by water. A fisherman’s job is simple: Pick out the best parts,” – Charles Waterman.


38. “Fishing: where patience pays off.”


39. “Fishing is not just a hobby, it’s a passion.”


40. “You have to be the best fisherman in the sea to catch a fish like me.”


41. The best fishing spots are always the ones that you don’t know about.


42. “Every day on the water is a good day.”


43. Life is short. Go fishing!


44. “Fishing: a time to escape, relax and let the worries of the world drift away.


45. “Bass fishing is one of the most challenging and rewarding things I’ve ever done. It’s like a chess match with the fish.” – Hank Parker


46. “Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after,” Henry David Thoreau


47. Fish tremble before me!


48. “Fishing is the art of patience.”


49. “Fishing: where you can leave your worries on shore and just enjoy the moment.”


50. “Fishing is my passion.”


51. “You must lose a fly to catch a trout.” – George Herbert


52. “Fishing is not an escape from life, but often a deeper immersion into it.” – David Middleton


53. Fishing is not just a sport; it’s a way of life


54. Who cod resist these fish n chips?


55. Why wait for the weekend to fish? It’s more fun now!


56. “Even a fish wouldn’t get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut,” Author Unknown.


57. “The bigger the fish, the bigger the bragging rights.”


58. That’s about as big as a fish that big gets!


59. “The perfect day: sun, water, and fishing.”


60. “Hooked on fishing, addicted to the outdoors.”


61. “Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.” – Ed Zern


62. ​​”Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God.” – Tony Blake


63. “In a world full of chaos, fishing brings me peace.”


64. “There’s nothing more peaceful than the sound of the water and the whir of a reel.”


65. “Some people wait their whole lives to catch their big break. I wait for the fish to bite.”


66. “Fish don’t stand a chance against me.”


67. There is no limit to how many times you can go fishing.


68. “When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.” – Mark Twain


69. “Good things come to those who bait.”


70. Any day I am fishing is a good day.


71. Keep clam and fish on!


72. “Fishing is not an escape from life, but often a deeper immersion into it.” – Harry Middleton


73. A fish always catches more than it can eat.


74. “I only make movies to finance my fishing.”-Lee Marvin


75. Sorry, I wasn’t listening. I was thinking about fishing.


76. “Where the only rush is the one from reeling in a big catch.”


77. “Another day, another trophy catch.”


78. “Just another day in paradise “


79. “Reel it in and let the good times roll.”


80. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a fishing rod and that’s pretty much the same thing.


81. The best way to catch fish: keep fishing.


82. The best days are spent fishing


83. A day without fishing is like a day without sunshine


84. A fishing life is a happy life


85. “Another day on the water, another memory made.”


86. “Underwater, you see the world in a different light.” – @jason_vandermeer


87. If you wanna sashimi, you need to ask me out.


88. “The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.”-A. Best


89. “Do not tell fish stories where the people know you. Particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.” – Mark Twain


90. “Fish smarter, not harder.”


91. Always think like a fish, no matter how weird it gets


92. “Fishing: the cure for anything that ails you.”


93. We’re reel happy!


94. “Fishing is a discipline in the equality of men – for all men are equal before fish.” – Herbert Hoover


95. “I’m a fish whisperer.”


96. Is she having a boy or a gill?


97. “Not all who wander are lost, some are just fishing “


98. “If you’re not fishing, you’re not living.”


99. Frosty fishing


100. “The fish is not so much your quarry as your partner.” – Arnold Gingrich


101. “Fishing: the sport of patience and reward.”


102. To celebrate Pride we serve Rainbow Trout


103. “I don’t want to sit at the head table anymore. I want to go fishing.” George Bush


104. “I fish, therefore I am.”


105. “Making waves and catching fish “


106. You say I`m a compulsive fishing freak like it’s a bad thing


107. Taking a nap in my haddock


108. “There are two things in life you should never be late for, Number one is Church and Number two is fishing,” Author Unknown.


109. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy fishing gear, and that’s pretty much the same thing.”


110. “Here fishy, fishy, fishy 🐠”


111. “Gone fishing, but always in my heart “


112. “Fishing is not a sport, it’s a way of life.”


113. “I live for the moments when the fish bites the hook.”


114. “Nothing beats a day on the water “


115. “I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing.” Tom Felton


116. When you catch the perfect fish, what do you say?


117. When you’re fishing, there’s no telling what you’ll catch.


118. “I’d rather be fishing than adulting.”


119. Holy carp!


120. You can’t catch a fish without a line.


121. The best catches are the ones that surprise you.


122. “Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God.” – Tony Blake


123. I don’t care what you think, I’m a proud fisherman and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let this fish get away! 🐟


124. I’m not the kind of person who waits around for things to happen. I make them happen!


125. “Fishing is a way of life, not just a pastime.”


126. “I have fished through fishless days that I remember happily without regret.” – Roderick Haig Brown


127. Life is a fish. You cast it, you reel it in. And then you eat it.


128. Sometimes the fish are just not biting. That’s okay, though. When the fish are not biting, you can still catch a smile.


129. “Fishing is a way to be at peace with the world and oneself.” – Unknown


130. “Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.”


131. Fishing for the dinner table.


132. Life’s too short to skip a fish.


133. “Fishing: the perfect way to unwind and enjoy the simple things in life.”


134. The two best times to fish is when it’s rainin’ and when it ain’t


135. “Fishing is a journey, not just a destination.”


136. “Fishing is all about finding the right rhythm.”


137. I’m a real catch!


138. CEO of fishing.


139. Who wants to place a bait?


140. Fishing’s not a sport, it’s a way of life.


141. “Bass fishing is the ultimate stress reliever.”


142. Hooked on you


143. “Only fish that go deep in the sea and swim against the tide can get used to it”


144. Hey, it’s not easy catching us. 😉


145. I’m a big fish in a small pond.


146. What happens on the fishing trip stays on the fishing trip.


147. Sometimes I’m the only one who gets to go fishing, but that’s okay since my fishing skills are top secret. 😎️


148. Life is an adventure, take it fishing.


149. You caught me!


150. “Fishing: the ultimate stress reliever “


151. It’s an honor to be a part of the great fishing community.


152. “I’m not just fishing for compliments, I’m fishing for fish too.”


153. That’s crayfish


154. “The world is a better place with a fishing rod in hand.”


155. “Hooked on fishing.”


156. Fishing is a very relaxing and meditative activity. When you catch something, it means that you are on your way to success


157. Our goal is simple: to make the world a little more inspiring and a little less stressful.


158. “It doesn’t matter if the rod is or isn’t bent. Time spent fishing is time well spent.” – James Morgan


159. Gone fishing


160. Catch the fish, reel it in, and read it out loud.


161. You know you’re caught when you don’t know what to do next.


162. Water is the most essential element of life because, without water, you cannot go fishing!


163. Fishing is better with friends


164. You daft cowfish


165. ‘Carpe Diem,’ does not mean ‘fish of the day’


166. If I am fishing I’m happy


167. I’m a man of few words: “Let’s go fishing!”


168. The only way to catch a fish is to go fishing.


169. “Fishing: it’s not about the fish, it’s about the memories you make.”


170. Happy fishing!


171. “Fishing is not just about the size of the catch, it’s about the experience.”


172. I’m having a reel good day!


173. It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.


174. Life is like a fishing trip, only you catch more than you can hold.


175. Hooked on fishing


176. “The sound of silence and the feeling of being one with nature.”


177. “I have fished through fishless days that I remember happily without regret,” Roderick Haig Brown.


178. “I propose that it only matters that you attempt to catch a fish. Doing so brings you close to nature.“ – Fennel Hudson


179. I got a fishing rod for my wife…good trade!


180. “The water is calling and I must go.”


181. “Fishing: where even the smallest catch can put a smile on your face.”


182. A fish is a fish—it doesn’t matter if you’re the one to hook it.


183. “Gone fishing, be back when my arms get tired.”


184. “I have fished through fishless days that I remember happily without regret.” Roderick Haig Brown


185. What’s this all aboat?


186. There’s plenty of bait to go around!


187. “Sharing the fun of fishing turns strangers into friends in a few hours.” – Eugenie Clark


188. The sea is my favorite place to be. It’s the water, the air, and all those fish that make me feel alive.


189. “The early bird catches the fish.”


190. Reliving my happy fishing memories


191. “Fishing is a way of life, not just a hobby “


192. “Fishing is not just about catching fish, it’s about being in nature.”


193. This is up for you to decide.


194. My Biggest worry is that when I’m dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.


195. “In a world of distractions, the best way to catch a fish is not to try too hard.” – Mark Twain


196. There’s more to fishing than just rod and reel. Get out there and #BeOutfishing


197. “I go fishing not to find myself but to lose myself,” -Joseph Monniger.


198. “Fishing is the ultimate relaxation technique.”


199. “Fishing: where every catch is a trophy.”


200. “Fishing: the one activity that’s better when you don’t catch anything.”


201. “Fishing is not just about catching fish, it’s about the journey and the memories.”


202. I’m not fishing for compliments, but if you’re reading this and you happen to catch something big today, it’s all my fault.


203. Fish on


204. You can’t catch a fish if you don’t have bait.


205. Good Morning! Making it a great fishing day


206. “Fishing: the art of using a stick to catch a fish.”


207. “Fishing is unquestionably a form of madness but, happily, for the once-bitten there is no cure.” – Lord Home


208. “In a world full of chaos, fishing is my therapy.”


209. “The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.” A.K. Best


210. “Fishing: my chance to escape, relax and rekindle my soul.”


211. This crab is so good I’m gonna be shellfish and not share a bite.


212. Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.


213. “If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago.” – Zane Grey


214. I’m a reel expert!


215. “Fishing: the ultimate test of patience and perseverance.”


216. Another day, another sunrise, another fish.


217. Can’t talk, got a fish on the other line


218. “The best way to relax is with a rod in your hand and your feet in the water.”


219. Boat, sunset, fish, perfect


220. Keep calm and fish on.


221. How do you spend your time when you’re not working?


222. “Snow has fallen, the lake is solid. And all I want to do today is #anchorout.” –Unknown


223. Capturing the perfect moment is what we live for.


224. What’s the best kind of fishing? The kind where you know you’ll catch something, but you just don’t know what.


225. If I am fishing I’m happy.


226. Lost fishing and happy about it.


227. “Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.” – Paul Schullery


228. Life’s a fishing expedition, and you don’t need to be Einstein to catch some.


229. I can’t work today, my arm is in a cast.


230. “Fishing: the only time being a little fishy is a good thing.”


231. “I go fishing not to find myself but to lose myself,” – Joseph Monniger.


232. When your day is going great and you meet a great girl, then a fish falls into your boat.


233. Fly-fishing is the most fun you can have standing up


234. “Fishing is the ultimate test of strategy and skill.”


235. “Fishing is like love, it’s not always the fish you catch, but the memories you make.” – Unknown


236. “A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office.”


237. Tag a fishing buddy who needs to catch a good one. #fish


238. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about fishing.”


239. You can’t be crabby when you’re fishing on a boat


240. “Spending time together fishing is a great way to build meaningful memories with your son”.


241. Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God


242. “I’m a professional fisherman, except I don’t get paid.”


243. I’m not telling you to get out there, I’m telling you to stay in. #StayIn


244. If you’ve got a big catch and you’re afraid to let go, remember that it’s okay to be free.


245. We’re gonna need a bigger boat


246. “Bass fishing: it’s not just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.”


247. Catch fish, not feelings.


248. You never know where the best fishing spot is going to be. Keep an eye out for your next good catch!


249. “I like fishing as much when I don’t catch anything as when I do.” – Matt Lauer


250. “There’s nothing like the feeling of a fish on the end of your line, especially when that fish is frozen solid.”


251. Cast away!


252. Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught!


253. Lake rules: Sleep in. Read. Nature. Memories. Relax. Fish. Enjoy each moment.


254. “Fishing: the perfect way to unwind and recharge.”


255. The fish are not so happy about the angling!


256. We’re running a pilot fish program.


257. “Fishing: a way of life, a love of the sea.”


258. “Fishing is my happy place “


259. “Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.” Henry David Thoreau.


260. Let’s fish together.


261. “Bass fishing is my therapy.”


262. “Fishing is my escape from the daily grind “


263. Sometimes you have to stop and throw in a line.


264. “Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.”-Paul Schullery


265. Life is like a game, but fishing is serious


266. Fishing is a sport…and a job. But something that seems simple to do can be very complex when it comes to being successful at it.


267. Don’t ever forget we are all connected.


268. If you need me, I’ll be at the lake.


269. “Good things come to those who bait,” Author Unknown.


270. No fish can be caught without bait. The same is true for your business.


271. “The early bird gets the worm, the early fisherman gets the fish.”


272. Let’s just hope that the fish are not afraid of our Instagram posts.


273. Please hold, I’m on the other line.


274. Fishing is not a sport, it’s a way of life.


275. I fish because the voice in my head tells me to


276. Life is better with a smile.


277. Another day at the of-fish


278. The fish is always the smartest one in the water.


279. “There is no limit to how many times you can go fishing,” Author Unknown.


280. A great day of fishing is always better with a good friend.


281. “I am not against golf, since I suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout.” – Paul O’Neil


282. When the fish just won’t bite, don’t let your ego keep you from trying.


283. A fisherman lives here with the catch of his life.


284. The only fish that can get you are in the same ocean as you.


285. “I go fishing not to find myself but to lose myself.” – Joseph Monninger


286. “Lures and lines, sunshine and good times.”


287. The only place you get a fish is in your head.


288. Different sources have confirmed that fishing is good for the soul.


289. If your success is determined by what you catch, don’t be surprised if you don’t get any.


290. Loving the morning sun


291. Who says the sea is just for catching fish? Be the one with the most fun in this weekend.


292. I spent most of my money on fishing. The rest I wasted.


293. Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it


294. “The ocean and I have a love affair “


295. I’ll be back in a few minutes. I’ve got some catching up to do.


296. The best days are spent fishing!


297. Life is not a wishbone. It’s a fish.


298. Fish more, worry less.


299. “Fishing is my way of connecting with nature.”


300. Fishing is one of the most relaxing, stress-free things you can do.


301. “Fishing is like a game of chess, the fish is the opponent and you have to outsmart them.” – Unknown


302. “When the fish isn’t biting, you gotta get creative”


303. ‘Carpe Diem,’ does not mean ‘fish of the day,.


304. “Fishing is not an escape from life, but often a deeper immersion into it.” Harry Middleton


305. I can’t wait to hear what you have to say.


306. “Fishing brings peace to the soul.”


307. “Fishing is like a chess match, every move counts.”


308. “Fly-fishing is the most fun you can have standing up.”


309. The early fisherman catches the fish!


310. Good old bait and switch.


311. Happiness is catching!


312. “Fishing is my therapy “


313. Lord of the fish.


314. She doesn’t hold a candlefish to you.


315. “Fishing is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.”


316. Jedi fish master.


317. “The best kind of fishing is the kind where you catch your own food.”


318. “The secret to fishing success is hidden in the bait.”


319. Paradise – fishing at sunset


320. Fishing is not just a sport. It’s an art.


321. “Ice fishing is a way to reconnect with nature and enjoy the great outdoors, even in the middle of winter.”


322. “Fishing is my way of life, not just a weekend activity.”


323. Happiness is a big fish!


324. “Carpe Diem” does not mean ‘fish of the day.'” – Author Unknown


325. “Fishing is a way to connect with nature and with oneself.”


326. Fish stories told here…. some true!


327. The best way to catch a fish is to stay calm and focused.


328. All you need is a little creativity and some bait. #fishing


329. So much fish, but so little time.


330. “Fishing: where even the smallest catch can feel like a big win.”


331. “A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work “


332. When fishing, the fish are always biting.


333. “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.” – Lao Tzu


334. “Breathe in the fresh air and cast a line “


335. Driven by the constant need to catch new fish, I’m always on the lookout.


336. Heading to my happy place


337. Take the bait and reel them in!


338. “Life is better on the water.”


339. You’ve cod to be kidding me.


340. You could say that I’m hooked on fishing


341. What happens on the fishing trip stays on the fishing trip


342. “There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind.” – Washington Irving


343. “The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the memories we’ve made…while fishing.”


344. “Fishing is a way of life, not just a sport.”


345. That’s about as big as a fish that big gets


346. Let’s fish together in the morning. Let’s fish together in the evening.


347. Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.


348. A great day is one that is spent fishing!


349. “I fish so much, my other car is a boat.”


350. “Making waves and chasing fish “


351. When you reach out to the ocean and she grabs your finger


352. “The best part of ice fishing is the way it makes you feel like a kid again. It’s like Christmas morning, but with fish.”


353. Life is a fishing trip and you’re the hook hanging out on the line. Let’s reel in the best moments together


354. “If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.”-Doug Larson


355. Wishing I was fishing.


356. Stress is caused by not fishing enough


357. “The cold never bothered me anyway.” – Frozen


358. “Fishing: where the only drama is between you and the fish.”


359. Don’t be koi


360. Born to fish, forced to work.


361. Procrastifishing – the art of going fishing when you should really be doing something else.


362. “Fishing is like a drug, one cast and you’re hooked.” – Unknown


363. “Fishing: it’s a way of life “


364. “The best thing about fishing is that you never know what you are going to catch.


365. I’m lost on the lake fishing, don’t bother me


366. “Fishing: the ultimate escape from the daily grind.”


367. “Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers,” Herbert Hoover.


368. “The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad,” – A.K. Best.


369. “I’ve never met a bass I didn’t like.”


370. Capturing the moments that grab your attention, sets you up for a great catch.


371. Big Fish = Happy Day


372. “The thrill of the catch and the peace of mind.”


373. He caught a fish, she caught a goldfish, what’s next?


374. “Fishing: the art of catching fish.”


375. Our well-seasoned brains are ready to help you reel in the perfect caption for your Instagram photo.


376. “Fishing: where patience meets persistence.”


377. A woman, who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn’t know what a patient man she married.


378. “The best part of fishing is the memories you make.”


379. “I am not against golf, since I cannot suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout.” – Paul O’Neil


380. “Fish on, friends.”


381. “The early fisherman gets the best spot.”


382. “Fishing: where time stands still “


383. The best way to catch a fish is with a smile on your face.


384. The fish is caught, but the story is not told.


385. hungry for the big catch.


386. We’re not the only ones who can catch a fish. We are The Fish.


387. Lost fishing, don’t try to find me


388. “Great fish do not swim in shallow waters.” – Matshona Dhliwayo.


389. Life is a bowl of fish and chips.


390. “The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.” —A.K Best


391. “Reel ’em in, boys!”


392. “A fisherman’s life is never dull “


393. “Fishing: where the only thing more satisfying than the catch is the adventure getting there.”


394. You know fish is great brain food – maybe you should fish for a whale!


395. “The best way to escape the hustle and bustle of life? Cast a line and let the world melt away.”


396. I’ve been fishing all my life, and I know it’s not easy. The fish are smart, but they’re not that smart.


397. “Casting a line and catching memories.”


398. She’s a jackfish of all trades.


399. Life without fishing is not life.


400. “Fishing is not just about the catch, it’s about the journey.”


401. I think I need to scale back.


402. When you’re out at sea, do it with purpose.


403. “A good fisherman always knows when to cast and when to wait.”


404. We’re gonna need a bigger boat!


405. “The best catch is the one that got away.”


406. “The best part of fishing? The fish stories you get to tell afterwards.”


407. Life’s a Catch, Eat It. 😋


408. “Which fish dresses the best? A swordfish because it always looks sharp!” —Johnny B. Laughing


409. I hope you feel like fish for dinner!


410. “Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.” – Mark Twain


411. It’s funny how a little bit of salt can make everything taste better 🥗🍤


412. “If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles,” Doug Larson.


413. Procrastifishing – the art of going fishing when you should really be doing something else


414. Ghost-fish Killah


415. What happens on the fishing boat stays on the fishing boat


416. “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.” – George Carlin


417. “The fish is not so much your quarry as your partner,” Arnold Gingrich.


418. “So long, and thanks for all the fish.” —Douglas Adams


419. “Fishing is my escape from the world “


420. Go Fishing. You never know what you’re going to catch.


421. You could say that I’m hooked on fishing.


422. “Fishing: the only sport where drinking beer counts as practice.”


423. “Fishing is not about the fish you catch, it’s about the memories you make.” – Unknown


424. “Chasing tail and making memories “


425. If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles


426. “Catch and release, keep the memories.”


427. Happiness is catching


428. The lure of the sea is in you.


429. “I only hope the fish will take half as much trouble for me as I’ve taken for them.” – Rudyard Kipling


430. “The tug is the drug.”


431. “I go fishing not to find myself but to lose myself.” Joseph Monniger


432. “So long, and thanks for all the fish,” – Douglas Adams.


433. Taking a break from the water to Instagram: #fishinstory


434. “Fishing with friends and making memories “


435. Let the adventure begin.


436. “There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”


437. A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes.


438. A man’s one last cast is like a woman’s ‘I’ll be five minutes.’


439. “No life is so happy and so pleasant as the life of the well-govern’d angler.” Izaak Walton


440. “Fishing is not a hobby, it’s an addiction.”


441. “Fishing is my true love “


442. Fishing is like sex. The minute you think you’ve got it, the fish pulls the line right out of your hands.


443. “Fishing is my happy place.”


444. It’s hard to be humble when you catch a big one like this!


445. “Fishing is the only time I’m patient.”


446. “I don’t always fish, but when I do, I catch big ones.”


447. “Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.” – Herbert Hoover


448. I fish knowing every moment on a river is a gift


449. Fishing is the sport of drowning worms


450. “Every girl loves when a boy softly whispers in her ears those three magic words: “Let’s go fishing!”


451. Reel girls fish


452. Silhouetted in the sunrise


453. Living on a fishermen’s prayer.


454. Don’t be such a clownfish!


455. “So long, and thanks for all the fish” -Douglas Adams


456. Nothing says “I’m on vacation” like a fish.


457. Limitations is what you make of them.


458. “Fishing is the ultimate meditation.”


459. “The fish bite twice a day; Just before we get here and just after we leave!”


460. Catch more fish with the right bait.


461. “The best time to go fishing is when you can get away.” Robert Traver


462. “There’s nothing quite like the feeling of a tight line.”


463. The fish we caught today was straight out of the water.


464. You can’t catch what you don’t have.


465. I go fishing not to find myself but to lose myself.


466. Always think like a fish, no matter how weird it gets.


467. I’m either just floating or I’m looking for the catch of the day


468. “Fishing is my escape from reality “


469. “The great outdoors and great catches.”


470. “A woman, who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn’t know what a patient man she married!” Author Unknown.


471. Wishing I was fishing


472. There are reasons that we fish, but how do you find them out?


473. “The early bird catches the bass.”


474. “The fish is not so much your quarry as your partner.” Arnold Gingrich


475. “I have a reel addiction.”


476. This is my favorite seafood place!


477. A day full of fishing keeps the worries away.


478. I fish you were here.


479. “I had an 8 come off at the boat”


480. Fishaholic


481. “Just another day in paradise with my rod and reel.”


482. The most important thing to remember is that you can change what you focus on.


483. Don’t be koi.


484. “I love the smell of fresh bass in the morning.”


485. Good things come to those who bait


486. “Fishing is my love language.”


487. “Fishing: a way to connect with the earth, the water, and the creatures that call it home.”


488. Of course, I talk to myself when I’m fishing. Sometimes I need expert advice.


489. “Success is measured by the size of your catch, not your bait.”


490. We don’t need a rod to catch the fish of our dreams. We just need a…well, you know what we got in our hand.


491. “Fishing: just add water.”


492. We’re hake-ing in the dough!


493. Anyone up for some sushi tonight?


494. “If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business.” Sparse Grey Hackle


495. Let’s be reel for a minute.


496. A good fish story is worth a thousand hashtags.


497. “The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.” – A.K. Best


498. Eat. Sleep. Fish. Repeat.


499. “If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.” – Doug Larson


500. We’ve never caught anything like this.


501. I am having more fun than you.


502. “Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.” – Herbert Hoover.


503. “The early bird gets the worm, but the early fisherman gets the biggest catch.”


504. We love fishing for the halibut!


505. Catching fish with your hands is so satisfying like when you pass a test at school.


506. If you’re gonna rise you might as well fish


507. It’s better to love and to be hated, than never to have loved at all. #quotes


508. “Good times and tan lines.”


509. “And chase hard and good and with no mistakes and do not overrun them.” – Ernest Hemingway


510. “Fishing brings me peace and happiness “


511. I’d rather be fishing


512. May the fish be with you!


513. “The calm before the catch.”


514. There is no better view than from behind my fishing pole.


515. Come on, we’ve got fish to catch!


516. “Bass fishing: where every cast is an adventure.”


517. Fishing season is officially here.


518. There’s plenty of fish in the sea!


519. “A true fisherman knows how to read the water.”


520. I love shopping on Grouper-on


521. “The catch of a lifetime is just one cast away.”


522. Fishing is about more than just catching fish. It’s about the time spent in the river, the boat ride and having fun together as a family.


523. “Fishing: my escape from the city and a return to my roots.”


524. “Last year, I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.” —-Steven Wright


525. Today is a good day to fish


526. Keep calm and fish on!


527. Is there anything better than a good fish tale?


528. Those who die with the most days fishing, wins


529. “Fishing is a form of meditation “


530. He’s so swordfish-ticated


531. “Most of the world is covered by water. A fisherman’s job is simple: pick out the best parts.” – Charles Waterman


532. “In our family, there was no clear line between religion and fly fishing” – Norman in “A River Runs Through It”


533. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading this out loud, thank a student.


534. “There’s no such thing as too much tackle.”


535. A fish gotta swim, and a man gotta catch ’em.


536. Fish stories told here…some true!


537. “If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business,” – Sparse Grey Hackle.


538. “I only make movies to finance my fishing,” – Lee Marvin.


539. “I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing,” – Tom Felton.


540. “If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.” Doug Larson


541. “Fishing is my passion, my escape “


542. Gone fishin’, be back at dark-thirty!


543. “I’m hooked on fishing!”


544. Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught


545. Was there ever any trout?


546. “The art of fishing is knowing when to put down the rod and enjoy the view.”


547. “Where the fun never stops and the fish are always biting.”


548. “Making memories one cast at a time “


549. There is no limit to how many times you can go fishing


550. “Fishing: where dreams are caught.”


551. “A woman who can fish is a woman who can handle anything life throws at her.” – Unknown


552. She’s a damselfish in distress.


553. I fish you were here


554. Rise and shine, it’s fishing time!


555. “Fishing: where you can make memories that will last a lifetime.”


556. “Take me fishing and I’ll be happy.”


557. If you love fishing, let’s be friends.


558. Life is simple, just add water.


559. “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.” – Maimonides


560. this morning I woke up to a text from my dad that read, “You are never too old for the pungent smell of bluefin tuna.”


561. “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime”.


562. “Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.” —Anonymous


563. “It doesn’t matter if the rod is or isn’t bent. Time spent fishing is time well spent.” – Justin Morgan


564. Life is like a game, but fishing is serious.


565. “Fishing: the art of pretending to be busy while doing nothing.”


566. Catch ’em all. Urdu English Translation


567. I got a bonytail


568. Cast away your troubles


569. “There’s nothing quite like the thrill of reeling in a big bass.”


570. “There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.” – Bill Schieken #icefishingquotes


571. When you’re on the line, the fish don’t care if you can do it. They just want to make sure you’re not a nut job.


572. Good fishing is all about timing. When it’s right, it feels like you’re in the middle of a movie.


573. “Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.” Paul Schullery


574. “The tug is my drug.”


575. “There’s no such thing as too much fishing.”


576. You’re so fly!


577. “My biggest worry is that when I’m dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.” – Koos Brandt


578. Alone with only the rising sun and my fishing rod


579. There is no such thing as enough fishing!


580. Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and there will be bait in the fridge.


581. “Fishing with friends and making memories.”


582. There are two types of people in this world: those who love fishing and everyone else.


583. “I love fishing. You put that line in the water and don’t know what’s on the other end. Your imagination is under there.” -Robert Altman


584. “Fishing: a chance to leave the world behind and reconnect with what truly matters.”


585. “Fishing: the only time it’s okay to tell tall tales.”


586. Fishing is a discipline in the equality of men: for all men are equal before fish.


587. “Wet lines and full hearts.”


588. Some of the best fishing pictures we’ve ever seen!


589. Paradise: Lake. Boat. Fishing rod.


590. “We ask a simple question and that is all we wish… Are all fisherman liars or do only liars fish?” – William Sherwood Fox


591. I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life.


592. “A day of fishing is a day of adventure.”


593. The best fishing comes when you’re not looking.


594. “Fishing is my way of life.”


595. If I’m not fishing I’m thinking about it


596. Rose with the sun and got fishing


597. “Life is short, fish hard.”


598. If you wanna sashimi, you need to ask me out


599. “Fishing: where every day is a chance to catch a trophy.”


600. “Fishing is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life.”


601. Catch of the day: a perfect fish caught in your heart.


602. “Fishing is my escape from reality.”


603. “Anglish is extremely time-consuming. That’s sort of the whole point.” —Thomas McGuane


604. “Early to bed…early to rise…fish all day…make up lies,” Author Unknown.


605. I caught a big one!


606. “Where the only worry is the next cast.”


607. Never underestimate the power of a good caption.


608. What’s the catch?


609. “Those who die with the most days fishing, wins,” Author Unknown.


610. Happiness is a big fish (and a witness)


611. “Fishing is my therapy.”


612. “Tight lines and endless memories “


613. The best bait is the one you’ve got on you.


614. “A great fisherman knows how to improvise.”


615. A man and his boat do not need to be justified


616. The fish are calling and I must go


617. The ocean is a place of wonder and adventure. Dive in!


618. “Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.” —Henry David Thoreau


619. “They had me at fish”


620. There’s always time for one more cast!


621. Reel girls fish.


622. “The great charm of fly-fishing is that we are always learning.” – Theodore Gordon


623. Early to bed…early to rise…fish all day…make up lies


624. The ones that stick with you the longest are the ones that are hardest to pull off.


625. “There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” – Steven Wright


626. “The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the memories we’ve made along the way…fishing included.”


627. “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.” – Dr. Seuss


628. “Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God.”


629. Let minnow if you wanna get sushi tonight


630. “Life is short, go fishing “


631. “Fishing: a journey, not just a destination.”


632. Know the best bait: the truth.


633. “Catch and release, but keep the memories forever.”


634. I don’t fish to escape my life. I fish to live my life.


635. “Fishing: where every cast is a chance to catch a memory.”


636. “I didn’t start this, but I’ll finish it”


637. “Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”-Mark Twain


638. “Fishing is the reel deal.”


639. We’d rather fish than fight. #GettingAngry


640. Let’s fish together! #InstaFishing


641. I’m hooked on you!


642. This is shrimp-ly awesome!


643. “I’d rather be fishing.”


644. He’s the kingfish of the forest.


645. “A day on the water is a day well spent.”


646. I don’t exaggerate…I just remember big!


647. When you’re fishing for compliments, you don’t have to worry about what others think. Just make sure the fish are biting!


648. “I fish so much, my blood type is Gatorade.”


649. “Bass fishing: it’s not just a sport, it’s a lifestyle.”


650. Did you catch me on Instagram? 👀


651. Some people are born to catch fish, but most of us need a good bait.


652. We’re eating good tonight.


653. Nothing can beat that feeling when you’re out with your son, fishing together.


654. Don’t be afraid to go where the fish swim.


655. “Life is better on the water “


656. “I fish because punching people is frowned upon.”


657. Fishing is the best way to beat the Monday blues.


658. “Fishing: where you can be one with nature and still wear cute shoes.”


659. The early fisherman catches the fish


660. “Fishing: the perfect excuse to wear a cute hat and sunnies.”


661. I’m a reel expert. I can tackle anything.


662. Gone fishing, be back never


663. “Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.” – Henry David Thoreau.


664. Keep calm and fish on


665. “Fishing is more than a game, it’s a tradition.”


666. When it feels like all you have is the ocean…you’re right at home.


667. “The best fisherman is the one who catches the biggest fish with the smallest hook.”


668. Step aside, it’s fishing time!


669. “I like fishing. Not actual fishing – I like the peace and quiet of being at sea. It’s different.” – Rafael Nadal


670. Nothing like the freedom on being on the lake fishing


671. A man and his boat do not need to be justified.


672. I love you! Let’s cuttlefish!


673. “Fishing is the ultimate escape from reality.”


674. I reel them all in!


675. “Life is better at the lake.”


676. “Fishing is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to catch.” – Forrest Gump


677. A man’s best friend is his fishing pole.


678. Fishing isn’t just a sport. It is a way of life.


679. “Ice fishing is the ultimate test of patience and perseverance.”


680. “Fishing: the one activity where it’s okay to stare at your rod for hours.”


681. “I’m hooked on fishing, and there’s no cure.”


682. Deadliest Catch


683. Life is like fishing. Sometimes you get the fish, sometimes you don’t. 😮


684. Can’t talk, got a fish on the other line.


685. A day on the water is like a week at the office, only better. 🐟