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500 Funny Christmas Quotes And Holiday Sayings (2023)

Updated: Jan 15

1. “That’s the true spirit of Christmas: people being helped by people other than me." — Jerry Seinfeld

2. “Christmas is a together sort of holiday.” — Pooh, "Winnie the Pooh"

3. “It’s not how much we give, but how much love we put into giving.” — Mother Theresa

4. I am dreaming of white Christmas, with every Christmas card I write, May your days be Merry and bright, and May all your Christmases be white. Merry Christmas.

5. “May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.”

6. “Let the children have their night of fun and laughter, let the gifts of Father Christmas delight their play. Let us grown-ups share to the full in their unstinted pleasures.”—Winston Churchill

7. “May this day brings moments of love and happiness in your life. I wish you and your family a Merry Christmas filled with love and joy!”

8. “Moreover, the fact that the Son of God became man through being conceived by the Holy Spirit and being born of the Virgin Mary, that is, not of the will of the flesh nor of the will of a human father, but of God (John 1:13), means that at this decisive point in the incarnation the distinctive place and function of man as male human being was set aside.” -Thomas F. Torrance

9. “Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.” ~ Margaret Thatcher

10. “One good thing about Christmas shopping is it toughens you for the January sales.” – Grace Kriley

11. May your holidays be the brightest and your new year full of hope.

12. “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” — 'The Polar Express'

13. “Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.”

14. “What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.” ―Anonymous

15. ”Christmas is a race to see which gives out first—your money or your feet.”