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  • Jonno White

1,000 Funny Facebook Quotes For Likes And Status (2023)

1. If you can’t get someone out of your head, then maybe they’re supposed to be there.


2. Life is as random as the weather. You can’t change what’s headed your way, but you can be ready for whatever comes.


3. When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours! Good thing is listening a new song is that.


4. Don't be so humble — you are not that great.”


5. Sometimes life just seems like chapters. Some good, some bad, but all come together to create the story of our lives.


6. I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I`m asleep and I`m all like {oooo}


7. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.


8. I forgot to work out today. That’s five years in a row!


9. My attitude is based on how you treat me.


10. My heart always will be yours.


11. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.


12. You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.


13. When someone makes you an option, Make them a memory.


14. Someone asked me, how’s life? I just smiled & replied, she’s fine.


15. Life is what happens when you are looking sadly at the past and looking too far into the future.


16. I am a slow walker, but I will never walk back.