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  • Jonno White

900 Funny Hiking Quotes: Humour For Your Next Adventure

1. I know I hike like a girl, try to keep up.


2. “I have a therapist. Her name is hiking.”


3. Heels < Hiking boots


4. You need mountains. Long staircases don’t make good hikers.


5. Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt.


6. Mother Nature’s my therapist.


7. “Always hike with someone in worse shape than you. The bears out there will know.”


8. “Someone told me to ‘take a hike,’ so I did.”


9. Hiking really Alps clear my mind.


10. Life is better in hiking boots


11. “It feels good to be lost in the right direction”


12. “A walk in nature walks the soul back home.” – Mary Davis


13. “I’d rather be in the mountains thinking of God than in church thinking of the mountains.” – John Muir


14. “When life gives you mountains, put on your boots and hike.”


15. “You must climb before you can enjoy the view”


16. “If you’re on the right path it will always be uphill” – Henry B. Eyring


17. I like to hike, do you?


18. “Be right back, chasing waterfalls”


19. Come hill or high water.


20. “You need mountains, long staircases don’t make good hikers.”


21. Sharing adventures means enjoying them 100% more.


22. “Think of every date as one step up – they’re leading you to a beautiful peak.”- Unknown


23. “Look deep into nature and you will understand everything better.“ – Albert Einstein