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550 Funny Quotes For Work And Life: Inspirational And Motivational

1. Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not. — Vaclav Havel


2. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” – Marie Osmond


3. “The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.” – W. Clement Stone


4. “Positive energy knows no boundaries.” – Lu Wei


5. “Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.” – Brian Vaszily


6. “What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson


7. “Girls have got balls. They’re just a little higher up, that’s all.” – Joan Jett


8. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” Billie Burke


9. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach


10. “Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.” — Og Mandino


11. “A laugh is a smile that bursts.” – Mary H. Waldrip


12. “Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.” – Tom Stoppard


13. “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.” – Truman Capote


14. “Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.” – Bernard Sahlins


15. “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” — Jerry Seinfeld