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350 Best Hilarious Harry Potter Christmas Quotes (2023)

1. “Merry Christmas!” said Dumbledore as Harry, Ron, and Hermione approached the table. “As there are so few of us, it seemed foolish to use the House tables… Sit down, sit down!” – Albus Dumbledore (Prisoner of Azkaban)


2. “Come one, cheer up, it’s nearly Christmas.” – Hagrid


3. “To perceive Christmas through its wrapping becomes more difficult with every year.”


4. “Harry, I think it’s Christmas Eve!” said Hermione.


5. “And you’re not sitting with the prefects today, either,” said George. “Christmas is a time for family.” ~ George, Sorcerer’s Stone


6. “I’m warning you now, boy- any funny business, anything at all- and you’ll be in that cupboard from now until Christmas.”- Uncle Vernon -J. K Rowling (Harry Potter and the Chambers of Secrets)


7. “Christmas Is The Season For Kindling The Fire Of Hospitality” – Washington Irving


8. “I don’t want Christmas season to end, because it’s the only time I can legitimately indulge in on particular addiction: glitter.”


9. “It doesn’t just turn the lights on and off,” said Ron. “I don’t know how it works or why it happened then and not any other time, because I’ve been wanting to come back ever since I left. But I was listening to the radio really early on Christmas morning and I heard . . . I heard you.” He was looking at Hermione.


10. “Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” – J.K. Rowling


11. “Do people usually give their house-elves Christmas presents?” ~ Harry, Half-Blood Prince


12. “The Smells Of Christmas Are The Smells Of Childhood” – Richard Paul Evans


13. “One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.“


14. “The Great Hall looked magnificent. Not only were there a dozen frost-covered Christmas trees and thick streamers of holly and mistletoe crisscrossing the ceiling, but enchanted snow was falling, warm and dry, from the ceiling.”


15. “There’s Nothing Cozier Than A Christmas Tree All Lit Up” – Jenny Han


16. “Two weeks before the end of term, the sky lightened suddenly to a dazzling, opaline white and the muddy grounds were revealed one morning covered in glittering frost. Inside the castle, there was a buzz of Christmas in the air. Professor Flitwick, the Charms teacher, had already decorated his classroom with shimmering lights that turned out to be real, fluttering fairies.” – J.K. Rowling


17. “On Christmas Eve, Harry went to bed looking forward to the next day for the food and the fun, but not expecting any presents at all. When he woke early in the morning, however, the first thing he saw was a small pile of packages at the foot of his bed.”


18. “Christmas always rustled. It rustled every time, mysteriously, with silver and gold paper, tissue paper and a rich abundance of shiny paper, decorating and hiding everything and giving a feeling reckless extravagance.”


19. “I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.“


20. “I didn’t think of giving Kreacher anything. Do people usually give their house-elves Christmas presents?” -Harry (Half Blood Prince)


21. “Snow was swirling against the icy windows once more; Christmas was approaching fast. Hagrid had already single-handedly delivered the usual twelve Christmas trees for the Great Hall; garlands of holly and tinsel had been twisted around the banisters of the stairs; everlasting candles glowed from inside the helmets of suits of armor and great bunches of mistletoe had been hung at intervals along the corridors.”


22. “Harry, I think it’s Christmas Eve!” – Hermione