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325 Best Funny Poker Quotes Of All Time

1. “Dogs are lousy poker players. When they get a good hand, they wag their tails.” ~ Unknown

2. “Some poker players will complain about how unlucky they are until the end of time.” – Joe Ingram

3. I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and - when played well, nourishes the wallet. - Lou Krieger

4. “When I run bad, I simply imagine some pokergods sitting somewhere in the universe, drunk or stoned, randomly distributing stupid coolers and laughing about me. And the more serious I take it the more they are laughing about me. Always makes me smile a little bit and stay cool.” – Bencb

5. The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing. - Nick "The Greek" Dandolos

6. “Always look for the silver lining. There is something good to be said for running bad: If you run bad long enough, everybody knows it and nobody asks to borrow money!” – Denny Axel

7. “The name of the game is No Limit Texas Hold’em, the game that takes a minute to learn but a lifetime to master.” - Mike Sexton

8. You call, it's gonna be all over baby! - Scotty Nguyen

9. “It’s weird being considered an expert at something that confuses me every single day.” – Erik Seidel

10. “Life is too short to play bad cards.” – Frank DiElsi

11. “Going on tilt is not ‘mixing up your play.’” ~ Steve Badger

12. The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play. - Chris Moneymaker