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239 Best Roommate Marriage Quotes For Instagram (2023)

1. The poets of each generation seldom sing a new song. They turn to themes men always have loved, and sing them in the mode of their times. - Author: Clarence Day

2. “We’re not just roommates, we’re soulmates.”

3. “We’re not just roommates, we’re family.”

4. Stardrop

5. “The best day is when it is your roommate’s turn to do the chores. ”

6. ” Sometimes I just sit and watch them and laugh.”

7. The things that'll make you fail I'll love always. - Author: F Scott Fitzgerald

8. “We’re like a family… minus the drama!”

9. “I told you so”, sounds familiar? Living with a roommate means listening to this one line on a day-to-day basis. Even though it’s not the best thing one likes to hear, it’s always best to know you have got someone to take care of you.

10. Mistaking obsession for love is one of the greatest mistakes you'll every make - Author: Karina Halle

11. No more sex

12. Dating

13. “A good roommate is someone who is always there to lend a listening ear and a helping hand.”

14. “It seems like you're starting to get close with some of the townspeople. If you want to show someone that you're romantically interested, you've got to give them one of my beautiful flower bouquets. I'm selling them now, for a very fair price! If you want to start a family someday, this is the first step!”

15. “Thanks for always having my back, roomie.”

16. We have always found that, if the principles were right, the area over which they were affected did not matter. Size is only a matter of the multiplication table. - Author: Henry Ford

17. “We have been married for three years, together for nine,” says Beatrice on Is Your Marriage Over? 6 Signs You Shouldn’t Ignore. “I have been unhappy in my marriage for two years. Everything is separate in our relationship – especially money. His is his, mine is mine. This is very frustrating when it comes to bills, going out, planning vacations, etc. I feel like we’ve lost our connection. We’re married roommates. We have been doing everything separately lately. We had a big talk about our relationship and I wanted to separate, but because I am ‘too nice’ and don’t want to hurt him, I have stayed and tried to stick it out. I feel stuck and confused…what should I do? Should I stay married and keep living like roommates?”

18. “Made a bowl of Maggi past midnight without burning the house down! Well, congratulations chef. ”

19. My roommate and I share a great bond because I’m awesome, and opposites attract

20. What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

21. “We didn’t realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun. ”

22. “We have an unbreakable bond!”

23. You’re miserable

24. “Be-you-tiful.” — Unknown

25. Why I am missing my roommates. only because I don’t have anyone, who said call me, I want to check my hello tune

26. ” School feels like you’re coming home to a second family.”

27. “We can do it!” — Rosie the Riveter

28. “We’re two of a kind!”

29. “Living with roommates has drama, fun, happiness, sadness, fights and is a mixed bag, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything else. ”

30. “Forever grateful for my roommates who put up with my mess and my music”

31. “Don’t compare your life to others.”

32. “And they were roommates.” “Oh my God, they were roommates.”

33. Having a roommate like you has made even the saddest nights better and turned tears into bursts of laughter

34. Being complacent

35. “From being strangers to friends, and from friends to family, you make this city feel more like home. ”

36. That Midnight Maggi won’t taste as good without you. Although I won’t get to eat most of it, with you! Hogger and the Chronicles of Stolen Maggi!

37. Can never forget you, you know? It’s hard to forget someone who leaves their clothes all over the room

38. Think about MasterChef, then imagine the opposite, and that’s how my roommate and I cook. Back to Maggi!

39. You can count on me, like one two three, I’ll be there!” Bruno Mars

40. Bachelors

41. “Our lives are an open book!”

42. You know you miss your roommate too much, when you miss your food orders being one by two

43. “Whew, no kidding!” I want a relationship to be easy and fun but I learned the hard way that I can only get easy by thinking and acting differently. Somewhere between our first big disappointment, the shock of reality, and the battle of two egos, there is a risk we can keep fighting, withdraw and live separate lives or give in to the “roommate phase.”

44. “Welcome to my house.” — Flo Rida

45. Living with roommates has drama, fun, happiness, sadness, fights and is a mixed bag, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything else

46. ” Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s a million little things.”

47. We didn’t realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun!

48. “Great roommates come home after a long day at work.”

49. “Best friends forever and ever.”

50. Divorce

51. ‘Love is patient. Love is kind…Love never fails.’ 1 Corinthians 13:4-13

52. The best day is when it is your roommate’s turn to do the chores

53. I come from a very illustrious line of divorces. We love to get divorced in my family. My mother and father have been married four times each - eight ceremonies with the best of intentions. - Author: Joshua Ferris

54. You have your own spare time

55. “Roommates who cook together, stay together.”

56. References

57. “We’re not perfect, but we’re perfect for each other.”

58. “We’re not just roommates, we’re best friends.”

59. “I’m so lucky to have such a hilarious roommate.”

60. “We’re not just roommates, we’re like a family.”

61. I know of nothing so pleasant to the mind, as the discovery of anything which is at once new and valuable

62. ‘God has poured out his love into our hearts.’ Romans 5:5

63. Roommates: can’t live with them, can’t live without them. Because you need their money for bills

64. “We don’t always get along, but we always stick together.”

65. “We’re not just roommates, we’re a team!”

66. “Friends come and go, but roommates are forever.”

67. “My college roommates are my second family.”

68. “A roommate is a person with whom you share housing, such as a room or dorm, unless you are married or romantically involved.”

69. Side by side or miles apart, sisters will always be connected by heart! Roommates to sisters!

70. Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive. - Author: Roger Ebert

71. Proposing Marriage

72. Messy House

73. “Home is where the roommates are blessed”

74. “I don’t need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free. ”

75. “They are too much work.”

76. We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence!

77. “I don’t have to visit the circus, I live with a clown. ”

78. “We finish each other’s sentences!”

79. “A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school. ”

80. You are my person!! You will always be my person!

81. Spiritual disconnection

82. “Bra off. Hair up. PJ’s on.” — Unknown

83. You’re both too busy

84. “Everything that annoys you about your roommate as you spend your day with him becomes everything you miss when you’re not together and away.”

85. “My favorite people in the whole world!”

86. You’re no longer seeking affection

87. Ridicule is a weak weapon when pointed at a strong mind; but common people are cowards and dread an empty laugh. - Author: Martin Farquhar Tupper

88. “We’re two peas in a pod!”

89. “And they were roommates. ” “Oh my God, they were roommates. ”

90. “The key to a successful roommate relationship is communication, respect, and understanding.”

91. “My roommate is my best friend.”

92. “A good roommate is like a good wine, aged and full of flavor.”

93. Exhaustion

94. “Lucky for me, mine is hilarious!”

95. Make excuses

96. . . You’re Just Roommates

97. You message each other even when you’re both at home

98. “A wise girl once said ‘let that sh*t go’ and she lived happily ever after.” — Unknown

99. Bachelorettes

100. Are you even roommates if you recognise which clothes are yours by the end of it all?

101. Finding the right roommate makes everyday feel like a sleepover with your best friend

102. Think MasterChef, then imagine its opposite, that’s how my roommate and I cook

103. We may not have it all together, but together we have it all! Perfectly imperfect!

104. “Roommates who study together, succeed together.”

105. “We didn’t choose each other, but we sure are lucky to have each other.”

106. “My roommate is the funniest person I know!”

107. The roommate phase of marriage lacks intimacy

108. “Soulmates don’t have to be romantic. Mine just happens to live down the hall.”

109. “Roommates: the family you choose for yourself.”

110. “We’re not just roommates, we’re a team.”

111. “Living with you is an adventure.”

112. The marriage feels like a burden

113. “Keep your heels, head, and standards high.” — Coco Chanel

114. “You’re my favorite person to live with.”

115. “Roomies for life.”

116. Nocta Hemata. The Night of Passion. The Night of Abandon. - Author: Brent Weeks

117. “I do love my husband and he’s been my best friend since before we got married, but I feel that we’re merely roommates,” says this reader. “I think taking a break would be a good idea, I just don’t know what to do to get there. I have had these feelings for a year at least! I don’t know what I am scared of. It gets frustrating at home; I feel that everything I do is not good enough. He is always pointing out the negative things or things I have not done, or are doing wrong. I feel like everything with him is a competition. Part of me wants to separate or possibly divorce, but then the other part is thinking maybe I do really love him deep down enough and that this can be fixed.”

118. The Wedding

119. “Thanks for making coming home a little bit sweeter.”

120. “Having a bad roommate is like having a permanent house guest that you can’t get rid of.”

121. “Roommates are like family, except you get to choose them.”

122. “To all who come to this happy place, welcome.” — Walt Disney

123. “It is yearning that sparks the creation of everything from inspiring art, soul-stirring music, majestic cathedrals, and cures for diseases to great love and service,” write Wright and Wright in The Heart of the Fight: A Couple’s Guide to Fifteen Common Fights, What They Really Mean, and How They Can Bring You Closer. “Unacknowledged, unchanneled, and unmet yearning makes you unhappy, unsatisfied, and miserable in your relationship and your life.”

124. “Bad*ss babes club.” — Unknown

125. “Would you like an adventure now, or would you like to have your tea first?” — Peter Pan

126. You’d rather ignore the red flags

127. “Here’s to the nights I’ll always remember with the friends I’ll never forget. ”

128. Divorced spouses no longer attend weddings or treat their exes normally during festivals. Changed jealousy of player's spouse to only apply to marriage candidates who have received a bouquet and doesn't include hated gifts. Increased spouses' heart meter from 12 to 14. Removed bug that allowed multiple bouquets to be given to raise friendship.

129. “You deserve better."

130. “I’m going to make everything around me beautiful — that will be my life.” — Elsie De Wolfe

131. No vision

132. Jealousy

133. “Best friends forever!”

134. “roommates are like family. You can’t choose them, but you sure do love them.”

135. “My favorite person in the world! Happy birthday!”

136. There’s no one else I’d rather split the bills with!

137. “Roommates: the people you can always count on for a good time.”

138. “You know you truly miss your roommate when you miss hearing them snore, when you miss the silly fights, and when you miss the tasteless food you shared together. ”

139. I live for the nights I won’t remember with the people I’ll never forget. Thanks for being by my side!

140. The relationship feels like a nervous breakdown

141. My love grows wide and shallow in an effort to spread my losses. - Author: Mason Cooley

142. From being strangers to friends, and from friends to family, you make this city feel more like home

143. “Having a great roommate is like having a secret weapon in the battle of life.”

144. “Best friends make the best roommates.”

145. “Roomies for now, friends for forever.”

146. Can’t talk right now, doing cute roommate sh*t!

147. This election marks a significant moment in Haiti; it not only serves as the basis of hope along the road to democracy, but also serves as a testament to the resolve and character of the Haitian people during their long struggle for peace, reconciliation, and prosperity. - Author: Kendrick Meek

148. “And so she decided to start living the life she imagined.” – Unknown

149. Children

150. “I’m so grateful for the amazing roommates who make this place feel like home.”

151. “Who needs friends when you have roommates?”

152. “You can’t please everyone. You’re not a jar of Nutella.”

153. “If you’re pizza, amazon, or Ryan Gosling; welcome to my home.” — Unknown

154. “With roommates like these, who needs a party?”

155. “Be nice or leave.” — Unknown

156. When I’m away from home I miss my family, when I’m home, I miss my roommate

157. I met you and didn’t realise when the nights turned into mornings with the friends who turned into family

158. “Missing your roommate is the second most terrible feeling. The first being missing multiple calls from your parents. ”

159. You avoid conflict

160. “We’re like two peas in a pod!”

161. “Together we can conquer anything… even cleaning the bathroom.”

162. “Having a good roommate is like having your own personal support system.”

163. “I’m so lucky to have the most amazing roommates around.”

164. I don't know that I ever wanted greatness on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip. - Author: Roger Zelazny

165. Having a roommate is like having an extra pair of hands, an extra brain to think but most of all, an extra closet to choose from!

166. “What a dumb idea. Let’s do it. ”

167. “We’re not just roommates, we’re best friends!”

168. “The best roommate ever! Happy birthday!”

169. When they said, roommates are someone you can’t live without and can’t live with either – I didn’t believe it! Then I met you!

170. “I don’t know what I would do without you! Happy birthday!”

171. Not feeling safe in the marriage

172. “There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.” – Thomas Aquinas

173. “Yearnings are powerful, deeply engrained, evolutionary adaptive mechanisms that initially developed for our survival,” writes Judith Wright and Bob Wright in The Heart of the Fight: A Couple’s Guide to Fifteen Common Fights, What They Really Mean, and How They Can Bring You Closer. “They drive us to related, to bond, and to commune with others, as well as to develop ourselves. And when your yearnings aren’t met, they trigger the alarms that commonly lead to fights.”

174. “Living with my besties roommate goals”

175. She is strong, she is fierce, she is my roommate!

176. “Our friendship is unbreakable!”

177. “Just two roommates living the dream.”

178. From being strangers to roomies and homies! We have our own little happily ever after!

179. “We balance each other out perfectly.”

180. Spouse Outside Area

181. Missing your roommate is the second terrible feeling. The first being missing multiple calls from your parents

182. “I never knew how much I needed roommates until I had them.”

183. “She’s the kind of crazy you want fighting on your side. ” — Ginny & Georgia

184. I don’t have to visit the circus, I live with a clown

185. “I'm going to give you this advice because I like you and I want you to stay in Pelican Town. If there comes a day that you want to ask for someone's hand in marriage, you'll need to give them a 'Mermaid's Pendant'. Don't worry, everyone in Pelican Town understands the significance of the amulet. It's an ancient tradition in this region. Good luck!”

186. Yes," Ba said sadly, "it is impossible. But it is not ridiculous. - Author: Grace Lin

187. “They are my life support!”

188. The best kind of friendships are the fierce friendships where you believe in each other, defend each other, and think they deserve the world

189. The relationship feels like a business

190. History

191. . . Or Is Thinking About It

192. “Home is where my roommates are.”

193. “Roommates by chance, friends by choice .”

194. “When you have a roommate, he takes half your weight and is always there to make you feel that you are not alone and that you are at home.”

195. “Your home should tell the story of who you are, & be a collection of what you love.” — Nate Berkus

196. “She designed a life she loved.” — Unknown

197. “My roommate is the best!

198. “Follow your heart and you’ll never go wrong.” — Sandlot

199. “Roommates who workout together, stay healthy together.”

200. You know you truly miss your roommate when you miss hearing them snore, when you miss the silly fights and when you miss the tasteless food you shared together

201. “Finding the right roommate makes every day feel like a sleepover with your best friend. ”

202. “My roommates are my world.”

203. “You are now entering a stress free zone.” — Unknown

204. You don’t share passion and priorities

205. “You are now entering a stress-free zone. ”

206. Keep calm and vent to you roommate

207. Being disengaged

208. Spouse Chores

209. ” They’re like my family, except we actually get along and they don’t borrow my clothes without asking.”

210. Our ‘keep calm and vent to your roommate’ moment! Or should I say ritual?

211. Spouse Rooms

212. Good roommates are hard to find, harder to leave, impossible to forget

213. “Come as you are.” — Nirvana

214. Roommates that drink wine together, stay together

215. Breaking Up

216. “There’s no place like home.” — Wizard of Oz

217. Turning this kitchen table into our very own library.

218. “Couldn’t have asked for better roommates!”

219. You are often angry at each other

220. “You’re the Monica to my Rachel. ”

221. Married Life

222. Romance

223. ‘Two become one’- what a beautiful thing. Congratulations!

224. Well, this wasn't in my original Five Year Plan...

225. “You did not wake up to be mediocre.” — Unknown

226. Roommates who do college together, stay together.

227. “I’m convinced my roommate is a ninja – she always manages to sneak up on me when I’m not expecting it.”

228. “Here’s to the nights that turned into mornings with the friends that turned into family. ”

229. “You can count on me, like one two three, I’ll be there!” Bruno Mars

230. When you know something's wrong, but you don't know exactly what it is, the air around you changes. - Author: Sarah Addison Allen

231. “It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” — Marilyn Monroe

232. “It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. ” — Marilyn Monroe. We are absolutely not boring together!

233. “Roommates can be some of the most important people in your life, if you choose the right ones.”

234. “There’s no place like home… except for when your roommates are there.”

235. You’ve got a big crush on someone else

236. “I love my roommates.”

237. Marriage Candidates

238. “We may not be sisters by blood, but we’re definitely sisters by choice.”

239. “Roomies for the win.”

240. “We may not always see eye-to-eye, but we always make each other laugh.”

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