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Writer's pictureJonno White

500 Best Sandlot Quotes: Smores and More (2023)

1. (HAM): Hey you wanna smore? (smalls): some more of what? (ham): No, no you wanna a smore? (smalls): i haven’t had anything yet. so how can i have some more of nothing? (ham): YOU’RE KILLING ME SMALLS! these are smores stuff. first u take the graham, then u stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flamin’, you stick it on the chocolate, then u cover it with the other end. then…you stuff!


2. - He's down there. - You bet he is.


3. He's too busy, Mom. - Oh, no, honey, he's not. He has some time.


4. - Whoa! - Watch out!


5. -I don't know why, but can I have this? -Sure, yeah.


6. [with his thumb and index fingers of both hands] 


7. “Hey, hey. I’m just trying to have a little friendly conversation. ” – Hamilton “Ham” Porter (Patrick Renna)


8. - All right. Who cut one? 


9. - [ Shouting ] - Hey, hey, hey! Kids!


10. [laughs] 


11. - We don't. - It's history.


12. [ Growls ]


13. ‘You mean that’s the same guy?’


14. - Dodger dog! A weenie! - [Boys Laughing]


15. - It's clear. - Take me up.


16.  “He had kissed a woman, and he had kissed her